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A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a similar-sounding word, resulting in a nonsensical sometimes humorous utterance. And there's even a subreddit collecting pictures of its appearances in our everyday conversations.

It's called Bone Apple Tea, and it has become even more popular since the last time we wrote about it. With 964k members, it continues collecting some of the funniest malapropisms on the Internet so without further I do, continue scrolling and check them out!

#1

Do You Lemonade?...

Do You Lemonade?...

clientsfromhell Report

Adam C
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no no no...you squeeze the juice out of these papers.

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One of the moderators of the subreddit told Bored Panda that a lot of things can affect whether a particular post gets a lot of upvotes on r/BoneAppleTea or not, including the time of day it goes live. "It's anyone's guess, really. Two items can be posted six hours apart and the first gets ignored whilst the second one gets 14,000 upvotes. Things the mods think are pure gold can get very few upvotes, while something we think is repetitive and tired gets thousands. Who knows?" they said.

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    #2

    Send Newts

    Send Newts

    Starflight2104 Report

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have a “NSFW” warning. :p

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    A few comments here and there suggest some of these malapropisms are the results of auto-correct but it's something the moderators pay a lot of attention to. "Yes, some auto-correct posts slip through the moderation process [but] we try to catch them and remove them," they said. "Sometimes we miss them — it's a high-traffic subreddit. We are also trying to stay on the side of caution and allow things through if we're unsure [about something]."

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    #3

    Chupacabras Seem So Nice

    Chupacabras Seem So Nice

    Notethan9 Report

    In an earlier Bored Panda interview, the subreddit's creator TheNekkedNinja said they never thought it would ever become this big: "I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today."

    “As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free [on Reddit], r/BoneAppleTea was [immediately] born,” TheNekkedNinja explained.

    #4

    Autistic Guitar

    Autistic Guitar

    whoaisthatatesla Report

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    #5

    Vanilla Abstract

    Vanilla Abstract

    Malaluan31 Report

    #6

    Bear Skin

    Bear Skin

    Squixo Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would think someone with that username would know more about condoms...

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    #7

    Guys, I Found The Source

    Guys, I Found The Source

    deficit_41 Report

    #8

    Anime

    Anime

    lazyshadowking Report

    JK Rowling
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Learn to spell idiot." I already know how to spell idiot though.

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    #9

    Orthodontist Opponent

    Orthodontist Opponent

    SirCubsalot Report

    #10

    My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

    My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

    TheCoolRainbow Report

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they do make cheese in Scotland. And it happens to be that crowdie is like cottage cheese.

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    #11

    Shrimps Camping

    Shrimps Camping

    Fartburst Report

    #12

    Car Tack Arrest

    Car Tack Arrest

    mrbros35 Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way he writes it seems like he had a stroke.

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    #13

    Seizure Salad

    Seizure Salad

    Thumbs0fDestiny Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, I order my pizzas from Little Seizures.

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    #14

    Criminalized Onions

    Criminalized Onions

    DuckMeister12 Report

    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made people cry, it's a crime.

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    #15

    Don’t Sell My Nana Please

    Don’t Sell My Nana Please

    AfrifaAfro Report

    #16

    There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

    There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

    Xephia Report

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say it, Donald! Accept the feet!

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    #17

    Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

    Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

    IcyBrradford Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a good gas recipe. A lot of sauerkraut and you'll be passing gas in no time

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    #18

    Mock My Words...

    Mock My Words...

    ito_ Report

    #19

    Tudor For Maths

    Tudor For Maths

    Falopian Report

    #20

    Mid Evil Dagger

    Mid Evil Dagger

    geringed Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not good for me. I am looking for pre evil or post evil dagger.

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    #21

    One Roman Coke Please...

    One Roman Coke Please...

    SeiriusPolaris Report

    #22

    Why Are You So Ego Testicle

    Why Are You So Ego Testicle

    ACT_CommandX Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not so easy to get over an egotistic testicle. Maybe with a mushroom car banana.

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    #23

    Cannibals

    Cannibals

    IAmPeanutMaster Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix some canny balls with ego testicles and you get a fine breakfast.

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    #25

    Apple Tight

    Apple Tight

    gennie_talls Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Cookie good, Cheese good, meat GOOOD

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    #26

    Mushroom Car Banana

    Mushroom Car Banana

    Lunatixtheguide Report

    #27

    Pair Of Dice

    Pair Of Dice

    shadynasty94 Report

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Think twice. It’s just another day for you and me in pair of dice.”

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    #28

    Cease And Dentist

    Cease And Dentist

    tevsm Report

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One out of two correct is not too bad. I’ve seen “seize and disease.”

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    #29

    Have A Proper Gander At This One

    Have A Proper Gander At This One

    poppalopp Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, if you take a proper gander at the science, you will be better informed.

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    #30

    Case Idea

    Case Idea

    Sickkiientt Report

    Chris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this - it's a prototype phone case with nine layers.

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    #31

    Toad...

    Toad...

    jhw4x3 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of course, is that it is The Learning Academy. It's a work in progress.

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    #32

    Pedestrian

    Pedestrian

    cok_zlayer Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be nice to be paid to just be a pedestrian

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    #33

    Use The Hand Fertilizer Please

    Use The Hand Fertilizer Please

    Administrator-Reddit Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, put some sh*t on your hands, it will clean them.

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    #34

    “Pleasant Trees”

    “Pleasant Trees”

    FossilDaddy Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like pleasant trees, they are so...pleasant

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    #35

    She Needs A Bass And Net!!

    She Needs A Bass And Net!!

    danacatalina Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she wants the bass to serenade the baby, not sure about the net though.

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    #36

    Double Banger

    Double Banger

    Anynamethatworks Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't act like you don't know what a double banger is

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    #37

    Egg Corn

    Egg Corn

    Steve-Oz Report

    #38

    Allah Cart

    Allah Cart

    sophiemae19 Report

    #39

    It's Ten The Grease Outside

    It's Ten The Grease Outside

    imzaybytheway Report

    #40

    Soft More

    Soft More

    krazybeast Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he becomes a fresh man he will be soft no more.

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    #41

    It Is Important That We Be Physically Responsible With Our Finances

    It Is Important That We Be Physically Responsible With Our Finances

    Dr_Jan_Itorr Report

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking it may be physically irresponsible though.

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    #42

    High Jean

    High Jean

    pyatu Report

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. Low riders are the worst!

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    #43

    Scrabbled Eggs

    Scrabbled Eggs

    A-A-RON-S-HERE Report

    #44

    Roast History Chicken!

    Roast History Chicken!

    k7eenex Report

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    #45

    What A Cute Little Auto Man

    What A Cute Little Auto Man

    habsfan1112 Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s a fam jam?? Is that where you and your family come to gather and jam out to the newest music?

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    #46

    This Evening

    This Evening

    Wayneuu Report

    #47

    Shivery Is Not Dead!

    Shivery Is Not Dead!

    that_kevin Report

    #48

    A Lip Tickle

    A Lip Tickle

    JNQiw Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to hop on the a lip tickle and burn some cow arteries 😍

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    #49

    Sue Veneer

    Sue Veneer

    LordAlpha27 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to imagine the type of person who would keep a Big Mac wrapper as a souvenir.

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    #50

    Disposable Thumbs

    Disposable Thumbs

    TheJoshWatson Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that polydactyl kitties would appreciate that comment.

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    #52

    Chimney Changa

    Chimney Changa

    tracergreen Report

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    #53

    "Further Of Due"

    "Further Of Due"

    MaxTheMinerBoy Report

    #54

    Arthur Write This

    Arthur Write This

    Gitxzey Report

    #55

    Meaty Okra

    Meaty Okra

    beefhead74 Report

    Skooti133
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first of all, the office is not meaty okra 🙄

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    #56

    Mazel Tov Cocktail

    Mazel Tov Cocktail

    MrMoofer Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations (also, good luck) with a boom!

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    #57

    Don't Worry Guys, A Waxing Will Be Here Soon

    Don't Worry Guys, A Waxing Will Be Here Soon

    CleetusthetinyFeetus Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pluck your nose hair, there is no place for the virus to attach. So waxing is good for fighting the virus. - A joke people, no need to -1. Get a sense of humor you downvoters

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    #58

    Legal Legends

    Legal Legends

    jetpackguy221 Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it is a shooting game involving the Supreme Court judges from the past.

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    #59

    Tongues Over Tongs 👅

    Tongues Over Tongs 👅

    xXHungryJoeXx Report

    Idk Katniss Potter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very sanitary considering the covid restrictions 🤔

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    #60

    Sexual As Salt

    Sexual As Salt

    Hot_Dog_Flavour Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate sexual as salt what’s next people do sexual as pepper society these days is just going down hill 😭

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    #61

    Señor Discount

    Señor Discount

    rasta4eye Report

    #62

    Parking Sons

    Parking Sons

    iLoveNintend0 Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if your sons park like my neighbour, I would understand you spilling your water.

    #63

    To Shay

    To Shay

    Soaked_Water Report

    #64

    No Pen No Gain

    No Pen No Gain

    Pinkkeu512 Report

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    #65

    Let's Talk About The Elephant In The Room...

    Let's Talk About The Elephant In The Room...

    TinderSubThrowAway Report

    #66

    Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!

    Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!

    Asexualcroissant Report

    Aileen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really think about this one, it could make sense, though not in the way it was intended.

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    #67

    Rigid Tony

    Rigid Tony

    Oscar_Lilja Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you shoot Tony, he will be rigid pretty soon

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    #68

    Okay, Your Owner.

    Okay, Your Owner.

    redtopian Report

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also you don’t tell the judge to proceed. Unless you want to get verbally smacked out of court. The judge tells you when you can proceed.

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    #69

    The Ace Of Spade And Nutered

    The Ace Of Spade And Nutered

    i_r_serlx Report

    #70

    They Are Cinnamons!

    They Are Cinnamons!

    Random_420-69 Report

    #71

    Eggs Been A Dick!

    Eggs Been A Dick!

    icnhvriissitbile Report

    Chez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs must be a d**k cos I don't see them anywhere ...

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    #72

    Coronal Sanders

    Coronal Sanders

    vegan_sharks Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coronal Virus Sanders, reporting to f**k up your 2020.

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    #73

    Computing Straight Out Of The Whom

    Computing Straight Out Of The Whom

    kokocijo Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first tweet was from JK Rowling and her fellow wimbud.

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    #74

    Bike Sexuals

    Bike Sexuals

    ItsCookiez Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a short sentence, so many errors...

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    #75

    Aether Cable

    Aether Cable

    logmans Report

    #76

    Chicken Teacup My Salad 🥰

    Chicken Teacup My Salad 🥰

    zachhartman_ Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of that makes sense but at least the food looks good

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    #77

    Dog Abcessed

    Dog Abcessed

    888main Report

    #78

    Please With Frame

    Please With Frame

    Jamesanater24 Report

    #79

    Of Her Wise

    Of Her Wise

    littlefoot2080 Report

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a boy dog or cat, would it be of his wise or office-wise?

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    #80

    Forcible Future

    Forcible Future

    l3El2Tl2AM Report

    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were forced to do it.

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    #81

    Pro Pain?

    Pro Pain?

    southerngirlsrock Report

    #83

    Hearing Loss

    Hearing Loss

    AltheaVestrit13 Report

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a herring, not a hearing

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    #84

    On Words?

    On Words?

    ItzLew1s Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used those Scrabbled eggs to get on words.

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    #85

    Light Savors

    Light Savors

    Gorbitron1530 Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo' mama's so stupid she thought a light savor was a healthier alternative!"

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    #86

    Glob Ladders

    Glob Ladders

    _TheStrat_ Report

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gall Bladder. There's only one, so if this person's mom had more than one ...

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    #87

    The Sky

    The Sky

    Condude46 Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it does sounds like that for none english speaking kids. And the robots do fly in the cartoon.

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    #88

    Lame Man's Terms

    Lame Man's Terms

    CaliStormborn Report

    Hooked
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It so funny that when I Googled "Lame man's terms", Google knew exactly what I meant . So I'm probably not the first one to look this up

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    #89

    I'm Planting More Toilet Trees On Arbor Day

    I'm Planting More Toilet Trees On Arbor Day

    thelastmetallist Report

    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you have to climb a tree first when you have diarrhea.

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    #90

    Half Mass

    Half Mass

    reddit.com Report