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30 Times People Struggled To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)
A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a similar-sounding word, resulting in a nonsensical sometimes humorous utterance. And there's even a subreddit collecting pictures of its appearances in our everyday conversations.
It's called Bone Apple Tea, and it has become even more popular since the last time we wrote about it. With 964k members, it continues collecting some of the funniest malapropisms on the Internet so without further I do, continue scrolling and check them out!
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#1
Do You Lemonade?...
One of the moderators of the subreddit told Bored Panda that a lot of things can affect whether a particular post gets a lot of upvotes on r/BoneAppleTea or not, including the time of day it goes live. "It's anyone's guess, really. Two items can be posted six hours apart and the first gets ignored whilst the second one gets 14,000 upvotes. Things the mods think are pure gold can get very few upvotes, while something we think is repetitive and tired gets thousands. Who knows?" they said.
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#2
Send Newts
A few comments here and there suggest some of these malapropisms are the results of auto-correct but it's something the moderators pay a lot of attention to. "Yes, some auto-correct posts slip through the moderation process [but] we try to catch them and remove them," they said. "Sometimes we miss them — it's a high-traffic subreddit. We are also trying to stay on the side of caution and allow things through if we're unsure [about something]."
#3
Chupacabras Seem So Nice
In an earlier Bored Panda interview, the subreddit's creator TheNekkedNinja said they never thought it would ever become this big: "I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today."
“As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free [on Reddit], r/BoneAppleTea was [immediately] born,” TheNekkedNinja explained.
#4
Autistic Guitar
#5
Vanilla Abstract
#6
Bear Skin
#7
Guys, I Found The Source
#8
Anime
#10
My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket
#11
Shrimps Camping
#12
Car Tack Arrest
#13
Seizure Salad
#14
Criminalized Onions
#15
Don’t Sell My Nana Please
#16
There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.
#17
Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside
#20
Mid Evil Dagger
#21
One Roman Coke Please...
#22
Why Are You So Ego Testicle
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
It is not so easy to get over an egotistic testicle. Maybe with a mushroom car banana.
#23
Cannibals
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Mix some canny balls with ego testicles and you get a fine breakfast.
#25
Apple Tight
#26
Mushroom Car Banana
#27
Pair Of Dice
#28
Cease And Dentist
#29
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Aileen 4 years ago
I would like to think that some of these were just talk-to-text fails. But most of them definitely surprised me, even if that was the case with any of them.
Misterscooter 4 years ago
For sure. It is easy to hit send before noticing how it changed my speech to something insane.
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Caroline Nagel 4 years ago
Say these two out loud (from a trailer of one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies): 'you have a debt to pay' and 'you have a dead toupet'. I thought it was the last. Couldn't understand what it had to do with anything.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
That's toupe, with an accent on the e, so it would rhyme with pay.
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Id row 4 years ago
I had a good laugh at this one, thought I'd see it here. bitch-you-...528142.jpg 
Cori 4 years ago
I'm calling them bird leaves from now on because that's just too damn funny.
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Aileen 4 years ago
I would like to think that some of these were just talk-to-text fails. But most of them definitely surprised me, even if that was the case with any of them.
Misterscooter 4 years ago
For sure. It is easy to hit send before noticing how it changed my speech to something insane.
Load More Replies... Caroline Nagel 4 years ago
Say these two out loud (from a trailer of one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies): 'you have a debt to pay' and 'you have a dead toupet'. I thought it was the last. Couldn't understand what it had to do with anything.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
That's toupe, with an accent on the e, so it would rhyme with pay.
Load More Replies... Id row 4 years ago
I had a good laugh at this one, thought I'd see it here. bitch-you-...528142.jpg
Cori 4 years ago
I'm calling them bird leaves from now on because that's just too damn funny.
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