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Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group
In every millennial's life, there is that one day and that one time that you say something to yourself or out loud and then stop for a second in awe. Whatever the sentence was, you couldn’t have imagined saying it unless, well, you’re middle-aged. Be it “I am looking forward to going to bed” or “Why is the music so loud in here?!” and then all of a sudden, the moment of realization hits and the lightbulb switches on: I am definitely ageing. And before you change your mind from getting takeout to actually going home and cooking the chicken that’s been sitting in your fridge for a few days now, take a look at the list below of the best things people have caught themselves saying that made them realize they’re slowly knocking at the middle-aged people's door.
The online community r/AskReddit, labelling themselves as “the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions,” was a perfect platform for the user naxxfish to fire it out to the millennials: “What was the most middle-aged thing you caught yourself saying recently?” And, well, the answers were ranging from hilarious to hysterical to "I can actually totally relate." Vote for your favorite ones and let us know yours!
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#1
That's a nice box, keep it.
just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 4 years ago
I've done this my whole life. (i used them to store markers and pens and other random crap i kept in my room)
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#2
Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”
#3
I am looking forward to going to bed.
#4
I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”
John C 4 years ago
They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.
Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
I listen to the same music as my parents. And I love it. Especially Lorde and Passenger... oh, and The Pogues!
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Leah Dickerson 4 years ago
They're listening to what they like, why are people so critical about music? My parents didn't like mine, I don't like my kids music but who cares, unless you're a control freak; live and let live
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
Honestly, a lot of it IS garbage. It's no longer required to work hard at being be a good musician to create "music". Just push buttons on a machine like a monkey. It's no longer required to have talent to sing. Just fix your terrible off-key voice with technology.
Noctua 4 years ago
A lot of old music is also garbage, you're just only remembering the highlights. You can have a music preference without being a prick
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Sarah Schmidt 4 years ago
To be fair, there are a lot of good artists rn that are not in the charts. Did you only listen to the charts? No? Me neither.
soni w 4 years ago
I played Tool and Pantera and Slayer the other day to my 12 year old granddaughter in my car. She got home and said to her mum that "Nan is THAT person you don't pick up on the side of the road, is she a serial killer? You should hear her music mum, it's NOTHING like tiktok!" My daughter laughed and told her the stuff she listens to is more corrosive than what Nan tunes out to!
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Fact Perils 4 years ago
Huh. I've never thought this of old or new music. I guess some people are just more judgmental...
Virgil Sanders 4 years ago
and i'm sure your parents said that when you were a kid. and i'm sure the young kids of today will say things like this when they grow up. lol it's a never ending cycle
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
I have this, but not just with music, also with fashion. What the hell kind of ugly clothes and shoes are they producing these days?!
Allan Miller 4 years ago
Har! Har! Absolutely! Every generation is like this when listening to music from generations before.
Tim Pillinger 4 years ago
The really big gap seems to me to be between boomers and their parents: I like similar music to my dad.
Lisa Shelton 4 years ago
Nah, it's not that bad. There's some great alternative and dance on there. And I'm Gen X.
Ara Noguera 4 years ago
I search for new music, 2 song later go back to what I listened to in high school.
Phendrena 4 years ago
I like to think I have quite a varied and eclectic taste in music from classical through to metal but what I can't stand is modern hip-hop and rap. I'm quite sure there is a good song and story somewhere in the lyrics but the "music" (and I use that term very loosely) is dire.
Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago
I’m gen-z and honestly I also don’t like a lot of the new music that’s been coming out, it just doesn’t sound like music to me, but I don’t think it’s bad. If other people like it, that’s cool too
Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago
For the majority of people, it's the same every generation. There was a time when I liked Country music (back before Dolly Parton turned retirement age.)
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Oh, we listen to absolute trash, don't you worry. We're kind of a bunch of suckers lol
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Ok, so because I don't really listen to popular, I just looked up "Most popular songs 2021" and I heard the first two songs... you're right, people really can jam to that burning pile of trash
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bxttery_bxby 4 years ago
I'm Gen Z and I'm very concerned with what my generation is listening to these days. I live under punk rock.
Андрей Кубанцев 4 years ago
Implying this any top ever had anything listenable except for commercial garbage
Roland 4 years ago
@ocs robot. You clearly need to check Google. About original lineup. They were casted at big hits hit it casting. And until the official lineup was done 2012 there were members replace. Google it. Don't be lazy. And for sure you worship them. Otherwise you wouldn't defend a lie.
OCDRobot 4 years ago (edited)
You are a sad man. I don't worship anyone. I just don't feel the need to obsess about people I don't like. Which you apparently do. BTS has always performed as the same 7. There might have been changes before their debut. But they've always been the same 7 guys since they started putting music out. You're the one who need to learn how to use google. Also, your obsession with line up is weird when a ton of bands have changed out memebers. Hell, even Nirvana with Dave Grohl isn't their original lineup. I bet you won't freak out about that though, huh?
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Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?
A U T O P H O B I A 4 years ago (edited)
Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up
#6
I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.
Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago
i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days
#8
You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad
Theater Kid 4 years ago
This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.
#9
"Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight."
My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.
#10
I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.
#11
Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.
The Chosen One 4 years ago
Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!
#12
Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"
#14
When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus."
Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.
#16
My housemate: you want a drink?
Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More?
My housemate: You stopped drinking?
Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.
k1ddkanuck 4 years ago
Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*
#17
Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.
#18
"They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers
#21
I can't fix one thing in my house without at least 15 minutes of complaining about the previous owners handiwork.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Like the nincompoop previous owner who installed fluorescent undercabinet lighting in 1993 using screws which were too long and penetrated through the bottom shelf of the cabinet and then just left them like that for 25 years.
#22
I slapped a crate I had strapped onto the back of my car and said "This isn't going anywhere"
#25
In a conversation with a friend "I managed to find a really good knife block recently..."
#26
I had my bachelor party in Vegas recently.
I went to bed because I was tired, not because I was sloppy drunk like every other time I went to Vegas. Fml I’m old now
#27
“No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”
#28
My knees hurt.
#29
"I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."
#30
"I will never financially recover from this"
Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home
What do you think ?
Robyn Wilson 4 years ago (edited)
"This younger generation...no one wants to do hard work. Call in for a sniffle. Someone asked on Sunday for us to put in Sicktime for the upcoming Saturday...cause she doesn't want to work on Saturday. They don't make workers like they used to." I'm 40. My 80 year old grandfather started to laugh.
Beans 4 years ago
Uhhh this pandemic is proof we shouldn't shame people for calling in sick or with a sniffle. People should rest when they are sick. Life's too short to compromise health for work. The problem is people can't afford to take a break and the irony is it makes them worse workers not better
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Alethia Nyx 4 years ago
My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.
Thindy 4 years ago
I just had this conversation with some friends of mine from high school. The head cheerleader was asking the cool goth girl of our group what she thought about the new Dyson and I'm chirping about how nothing can beat my 10 year old Kirby that weighs as much as my first car.
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Luthor 4 years ago (edited)
I just recently spent an hour, yes an hour, comparing the various types of different mattress protectors... the quality, the thickness, the fabric, the price etc. AN HOUR. When I finally decided on which one I wanted I came home like a child at Christmas... stripped the bed instantly so I could put it on. I even phoned my friend in Melbourne to tell him about it because he, too, is in the market for a decent mattress protector. When the hell did this happen?
k1ddkanuck 4 years ago (edited)
I recently moved into a new condo that I'm renting, I'm flat broke due to the move, and my mom (who doesn't have much money herself) sent me new sheets, a comforter, pillowcases and a super comfy mattress pad as a surprise early birthday present. I literally jumped for joy. And pulled something in my back in the process.
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Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago
Eeek! I recognize a few symptoms of millennialism. Is that a word?
PandaMonium 4 years ago
Went to an amusement park - realized my head didn't like roller coasters anymore. Said to my friends, "Are there any shows we can go to?"
Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago
Might have gotten mild whiplash on the Corkscrew at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Headache, nausea, stiff neck, etc. Never happened BEFORE 35...
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Bill Evs 4 years ago
I refuse to throw away old chargers, instruction manuals for devices I know completely how to work, packets of nails/ screws with only 2 or 3 left in them, weird things I find lying around the house that look important but I have no idea what they are used for etc 'just in case'. They're all kept in a drawer in the kitchen which I call "dads drawer" but which my wife calls "the drawer of useless crap!"
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Ah, yes, or as my hubby calls it, "My wife's closet." And, FYI, that toilet tank top I saved? Very handy when someone (hubby) dropped the tank's lid so I could fix the "weird noise". Ha! Never useless! Never! *maniacal laughter*..... Also, those manuals come in oddly handy.
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Katie Johnson 4 years ago
Getting excited when you order a new gadget, i.e. a hoover, mop, kettle, hairdryer
Mer☕️🧭☕️ 4 years ago
I had a thing for "containers" - small trinket boxes, itty bitty boxes made of woods or shell or ceramic, etc., from the time I was in first or second grade. I collected them and put things in them and sometimes put the cute little boxes into the bigger cute little boxes... Lol, by the time I was in college I had graduated (ha ha) to "I can't throw this actually useful cardboard box away - it's too good a box!" Oh, boxes, how I love you...
Y T 4 years ago
When people give me presents I save the box if it's nice, thinking "This a can use for someone's birthday in the future".
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Liz Strevens 4 years ago
humph, you kids wait until you are kneeling on the floor and wonder how you're going to stand up again.
LakeMonster 4 years ago
From a Gen Xer....don't feel bad about these things (except the physical stuff). Once you survive your 20's and you're no longer a drunk freeloading moron, you become responsible for your own life, and your perspective changes. It's called maturity.
deathrose 4 years ago
Instead of trolling around clothing stores and getting our nails done or something my sister and I went to Michael's to buy yarn on sale because I've taken up knitting and went to Lowe's and Home Depot to look at appliances to replace to one's in the houses we own. We had a very interesting and long conversation about why fridges being connected to wifi be stupid and the pros and cons of counter depth fridges. Then we went and had salads for lunch instead of cheese burgers because or metabolisms aren't what they use to be and drove away in our Toyotas. I'm 28 and she's 29 lol
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
Gen X here - I once told my friend we had to rewind the VHS before returning it to Blockbuster.
I want cake 4 years ago
I was in a white goods store a few years ago with my fiancé when he showed me a cool gadget and I said "yeah it looks cool, but look at it! Those bits don't come apart so it would be a nightmare to clean!" I could've sworn it was my mother but she was a few hundred kms away.
Rebecca Olds 4 years ago
Not sure if this counts but my fiance and I love to go antiquing. My last trip was over 200 dollars but i got a box worth of stuff including 2 coke glasses that look like the old fountain glasses with metal handle and everything. I also like buying vintage records. They sound so nice.
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Maybe they’ll finally realize boomers aren’t bad. Filthy rich people are.
Don't Look 4 years ago
well, no boomers in general aren't bad. The problem that millennials (used to) have was essentially the same issue that the generation between them and the one after millennials have with each other --- that pattern. It's far easier to notice the differences and contrast with them than it is to accept them.
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Toast Of Saint Louis 4 years ago
Told my kids to turn that damn rap crap down and the next day I blasting 2 PAC and they said the same thing to me I said this is not crap, this is a classic and besides, 2 PAC is different, he's still alive. Lol
Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago
Lets see....last yr we got super excited about getting a new stove. And 2 days ago i pulled a rib muscle leaning over to count something in a low cabinet. Ive had my share! Lol!
Kim Bush 4 years ago
Smh... Some of these comments. I wonder what you'll think 15-20 years from now.
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
Oh yes indeed, there is so much more to come. Wait until you can't sleep at all, wait until you have to get up in the middle of the night to poop. Wait until every visit to the doctors ends up with you having to take another new tablet. So much fun times ahead for you guys. lol.
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Ms.GB 4 years ago
Wait 2 days, you'll wake up at 40 and be like wtf happened!?
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Guy MacGregor 4 years ago
Wow, feels good to read. Cause I'm born in 1987 and I don't recognize myself in any of this.
Laura Osborne 4 years ago
And for me it's: I can't have that coffee after 8pm or I'll be awake all night!! Laugh and learn youngsters - this WILL be you one day :)
Norah 4 years ago
As a kid, I was always disappointed that my mom made sandwiches for road trips, instead of getting to go to McDonalds off the highway. Last long drive with my partner: "honey, I have sandwiches, grapes and banana bread. What do you want?" I then stopped talking as it dawned on me: I have turned into my mother. (Which is great, because she is absolutely incredible)
Yehudit Hannah Cohn 4 years ago
Why do people insist on commenting on every entry? Are they desperate to see their names in print? Why do they insist on pointing that this stuff happens to everyone? Well, duh, but let's try to keep our boats on the same river, people: don't read entries for how you would react, but how the person who wrote it felt and why. Try re-reading the title or maybe the explanatory paragraphs at the beginning. One last thing: your "joke comments", generally aren't. Thank you. I feel better.
El Dee 4 years ago
We get to an age when our bodies start to wear out and this is most of what makes me 'feel old' Some of it is nostalgia for the music of my youth but I truly believe that this generation is the best so far. They've been on the frontline during this pandemic and kept all of us safe, they haven't complained and they have stepped up and made things happen. Us 'oldies' should be more grateful..
François Carré 4 years ago
I was about 30 years old when I discovered that you get to wait for about 3 seconds before you actually start to pee. Now I'm used to it.
Justin Moore 4 years ago
Millennials are literally in their 30s to 20s overall. Lol they are not slowly turning middle age right now and are the definition of young adults.
Ross Warren 4 years ago
I was offered the senior discount at the grocery store (pre pandemic, no mask) I was 35 at the time.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago
Guys, we've all become the people from that insurance commercial. You know, the ones that go to those classes that guy teaches, so they can learn how not to become their parents? Yeah, that's us!! 😭😂🤣😂🤣
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Or the "Now when I wave to someone, the underpart of my arm flaps too."
Jenn C 4 years ago (edited)
I realized I had crossed over to the adult side when I saw two little kids playing leapfrog, and instead of thinking 'aww that looks like fun', I thought 'one of them will miss and land on the other kid, and then they'll start fighting'.
Jenn C 4 years ago
I work with kids and have to break up arguments, and have learned to intervene before they start to fight, but I didn't even know these kids.
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Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago
Boomennials But yeah i like how it mostly turns out to recycle stuff, stop wasting food that would rather go to waste, and being aware of annoying stuff u used to do so u stop doing.
Jenifer Riggs 4 years ago
Omg I feel this! I find myself constantly grumbling about the "youth of today" who are all somehow stepping out on their own with no clue about living as an adult. They have no idea how to do housework, have terrible work ethics, and don't know how household bills work. Its so weird because I'm literally only in the late 20s and am talking about 17-22 year olds. Theres literally about a 10 year difference max.
Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
20’s bragging about who closed the bar, 50’s bragging about who went to bed before 10
Must Be Bored Again 4 years ago
My grown son has been sending me pictures of my "grand baby plants"! He is trying to grown his own garden for the first time.
Ruth Riegler 4 years ago
And now the millennials who've spent the last decade blaming boomers for everything bad can listen to the Gen Zers and whoever comes after that blaming them for everything bad...
Yustagirl3 4 years ago
I'm a millinial but even 10 years ago these where relatable to me, I guess I'm an old soul 😅. But seriously who doesn't like sleeping /going to bed because you are tired?!
Sean Harrison 4 years ago
FINALLY! Millenials know how GenX felt when we had to deal with them all these years.
Patrick James 4 years ago
Using a Copy machine "You used to tell it how many copies you wanted and press copy!"
Hermione Jean Granger 4 years ago
Me (a 14 year old): my back, hip, knees hurt Also me: *run straight into a wall four times within the hour*
Edgar Rops 4 years ago
I'd add one more thing, but it will probably get me banned for being sexist
Robyn Wilson 4 years ago (edited)
"This younger generation...no one wants to do hard work. Call in for a sniffle. Someone asked on Sunday for us to put in Sicktime for the upcoming Saturday...cause she doesn't want to work on Saturday. They don't make workers like they used to." I'm 40. My 80 year old grandfather started to laugh.
Beans 4 years ago
Uhhh this pandemic is proof we shouldn't shame people for calling in sick or with a sniffle. People should rest when they are sick. Life's too short to compromise health for work. The problem is people can't afford to take a break and the irony is it makes them worse workers not better
Load More Replies... Alethia Nyx 4 years ago
My friends and I have great conversations about what are good appliances, and how exciting said good appliances are. Particularly good vacuum cleaners, a good vacuum is amazing.
Thindy 4 years ago
I just had this conversation with some friends of mine from high school. The head cheerleader was asking the cool goth girl of our group what she thought about the new Dyson and I'm chirping about how nothing can beat my 10 year old Kirby that weighs as much as my first car.
Load More Replies... Luthor 4 years ago (edited)
I just recently spent an hour, yes an hour, comparing the various types of different mattress protectors... the quality, the thickness, the fabric, the price etc. AN HOUR. When I finally decided on which one I wanted I came home like a child at Christmas... stripped the bed instantly so I could put it on. I even phoned my friend in Melbourne to tell him about it because he, too, is in the market for a decent mattress protector. When the hell did this happen?
k1ddkanuck 4 years ago (edited)
I recently moved into a new condo that I'm renting, I'm flat broke due to the move, and my mom (who doesn't have much money herself) sent me new sheets, a comforter, pillowcases and a super comfy mattress pad as a surprise early birthday present. I literally jumped for joy. And pulled something in my back in the process.
Load More Replies... Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago
Eeek! I recognize a few symptoms of millennialism. Is that a word?
PandaMonium 4 years ago
Went to an amusement park - realized my head didn't like roller coasters anymore. Said to my friends, "Are there any shows we can go to?"
Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago
Might have gotten mild whiplash on the Corkscrew at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Headache, nausea, stiff neck, etc. Never happened BEFORE 35...
Load More Replies... Bill Evs 4 years ago
I refuse to throw away old chargers, instruction manuals for devices I know completely how to work, packets of nails/ screws with only 2 or 3 left in them, weird things I find lying around the house that look important but I have no idea what they are used for etc 'just in case'. They're all kept in a drawer in the kitchen which I call "dads drawer" but which my wife calls "the drawer of useless crap!"
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Ah, yes, or as my hubby calls it, "My wife's closet." And, FYI, that toilet tank top I saved? Very handy when someone (hubby) dropped the tank's lid so I could fix the "weird noise". Ha! Never useless! Never! *maniacal laughter*..... Also, those manuals come in oddly handy.
Load More Replies... Katie Johnson 4 years ago
Getting excited when you order a new gadget, i.e. a hoover, mop, kettle, hairdryer
Mer☕️🧭☕️ 4 years ago
I had a thing for "containers" - small trinket boxes, itty bitty boxes made of woods or shell or ceramic, etc., from the time I was in first or second grade. I collected them and put things in them and sometimes put the cute little boxes into the bigger cute little boxes... Lol, by the time I was in college I had graduated (ha ha) to "I can't throw this actually useful cardboard box away - it's too good a box!" Oh, boxes, how I love you...
Y T 4 years ago
When people give me presents I save the box if it's nice, thinking "This a can use for someone's birthday in the future".
Load More Replies... Liz Strevens 4 years ago
humph, you kids wait until you are kneeling on the floor and wonder how you're going to stand up again.
LakeMonster 4 years ago
From a Gen Xer....don't feel bad about these things (except the physical stuff). Once you survive your 20's and you're no longer a drunk freeloading moron, you become responsible for your own life, and your perspective changes. It's called maturity.
deathrose 4 years ago
Instead of trolling around clothing stores and getting our nails done or something my sister and I went to Michael's to buy yarn on sale because I've taken up knitting and went to Lowe's and Home Depot to look at appliances to replace to one's in the houses we own. We had a very interesting and long conversation about why fridges being connected to wifi be stupid and the pros and cons of counter depth fridges. Then we went and had salads for lunch instead of cheese burgers because or metabolisms aren't what they use to be and drove away in our Toyotas. I'm 28 and she's 29 lol
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
Gen X here - I once told my friend we had to rewind the VHS before returning it to Blockbuster.
I want cake 4 years ago
I was in a white goods store a few years ago with my fiancé when he showed me a cool gadget and I said "yeah it looks cool, but look at it! Those bits don't come apart so it would be a nightmare to clean!" I could've sworn it was my mother but she was a few hundred kms away.
Rebecca Olds 4 years ago
Not sure if this counts but my fiance and I love to go antiquing. My last trip was over 200 dollars but i got a box worth of stuff including 2 coke glasses that look like the old fountain glasses with metal handle and everything. I also like buying vintage records. They sound so nice.
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Maybe they’ll finally realize boomers aren’t bad. Filthy rich people are.
Don't Look 4 years ago
well, no boomers in general aren't bad. The problem that millennials (used to) have was essentially the same issue that the generation between them and the one after millennials have with each other --- that pattern. It's far easier to notice the differences and contrast with them than it is to accept them.
Load More Replies... Toast Of Saint Louis 4 years ago
Told my kids to turn that damn rap crap down and the next day I blasting 2 PAC and they said the same thing to me I said this is not crap, this is a classic and besides, 2 PAC is different, he's still alive. Lol
Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago
Lets see....last yr we got super excited about getting a new stove. And 2 days ago i pulled a rib muscle leaning over to count something in a low cabinet. Ive had my share! Lol!
Kim Bush 4 years ago
Smh... Some of these comments. I wonder what you'll think 15-20 years from now.
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
Oh yes indeed, there is so much more to come. Wait until you can't sleep at all, wait until you have to get up in the middle of the night to poop. Wait until every visit to the doctors ends up with you having to take another new tablet. So much fun times ahead for you guys. lol.
Load More Replies... Ms.GB 4 years ago
Wait 2 days, you'll wake up at 40 and be like wtf happened!?
Load More Replies... Guy MacGregor 4 years ago
Wow, feels good to read. Cause I'm born in 1987 and I don't recognize myself in any of this.
Laura Osborne 4 years ago
And for me it's: I can't have that coffee after 8pm or I'll be awake all night!! Laugh and learn youngsters - this WILL be you one day :)
Norah 4 years ago
As a kid, I was always disappointed that my mom made sandwiches for road trips, instead of getting to go to McDonalds off the highway. Last long drive with my partner: "honey, I have sandwiches, grapes and banana bread. What do you want?" I then stopped talking as it dawned on me: I have turned into my mother. (Which is great, because she is absolutely incredible)
Yehudit Hannah Cohn 4 years ago
Why do people insist on commenting on every entry? Are they desperate to see their names in print? Why do they insist on pointing that this stuff happens to everyone? Well, duh, but let's try to keep our boats on the same river, people: don't read entries for how you would react, but how the person who wrote it felt and why. Try re-reading the title or maybe the explanatory paragraphs at the beginning. One last thing: your "joke comments", generally aren't. Thank you. I feel better.
El Dee 4 years ago
We get to an age when our bodies start to wear out and this is most of what makes me 'feel old' Some of it is nostalgia for the music of my youth but I truly believe that this generation is the best so far. They've been on the frontline during this pandemic and kept all of us safe, they haven't complained and they have stepped up and made things happen. Us 'oldies' should be more grateful..
François Carré 4 years ago
I was about 30 years old when I discovered that you get to wait for about 3 seconds before you actually start to pee. Now I'm used to it.
Justin Moore 4 years ago
Millennials are literally in their 30s to 20s overall. Lol they are not slowly turning middle age right now and are the definition of young adults.
Ross Warren 4 years ago
I was offered the senior discount at the grocery store (pre pandemic, no mask) I was 35 at the time.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago
Guys, we've all become the people from that insurance commercial. You know, the ones that go to those classes that guy teaches, so they can learn how not to become their parents? Yeah, that's us!! 😭😂🤣😂🤣
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Or the "Now when I wave to someone, the underpart of my arm flaps too."
Jenn C 4 years ago (edited)
I realized I had crossed over to the adult side when I saw two little kids playing leapfrog, and instead of thinking 'aww that looks like fun', I thought 'one of them will miss and land on the other kid, and then they'll start fighting'.
Jenn C 4 years ago
I work with kids and have to break up arguments, and have learned to intervene before they start to fight, but I didn't even know these kids.
Load More Replies... Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago
Boomennials But yeah i like how it mostly turns out to recycle stuff, stop wasting food that would rather go to waste, and being aware of annoying stuff u used to do so u stop doing.
Jenifer Riggs 4 years ago
Omg I feel this! I find myself constantly grumbling about the "youth of today" who are all somehow stepping out on their own with no clue about living as an adult. They have no idea how to do housework, have terrible work ethics, and don't know how household bills work. Its so weird because I'm literally only in the late 20s and am talking about 17-22 year olds. Theres literally about a 10 year difference max.
Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
20’s bragging about who closed the bar, 50’s bragging about who went to bed before 10
Must Be Bored Again 4 years ago
My grown son has been sending me pictures of my "grand baby plants"! He is trying to grown his own garden for the first time.
Ruth Riegler 4 years ago
And now the millennials who've spent the last decade blaming boomers for everything bad can listen to the Gen Zers and whoever comes after that blaming them for everything bad...
Yustagirl3 4 years ago
I'm a millinial but even 10 years ago these where relatable to me, I guess I'm an old soul 😅. But seriously who doesn't like sleeping /going to bed because you are tired?!
Sean Harrison 4 years ago
FINALLY! Millenials know how GenX felt when we had to deal with them all these years.
Patrick James 4 years ago
Using a Copy machine "You used to tell it how many copies you wanted and press copy!"
Hermione Jean Granger 4 years ago
Me (a 14 year old): my back, hip, knees hurt Also me: *run straight into a wall four times within the hour*
Edgar Rops 4 years ago
I'd add one more thing, but it will probably get me banned for being sexist
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