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Sometimes what you need is watching an hour long stand-up special that makes you laugh so hard your belly hurts. Other times, a few images of mildly entertaining situations can be enough to lift your mood before you carry on with your day.

Below, you’ll find a list of moderately funny things as shared on the r/mildlyamusing community. There, over 40,000 members share things they spot in their everyday lives that are pleasantly comical. That’s why in our collection, you won’t find anything hilarious or laugh-out-loud funny—we’re not trying to put you on an emotional roller-coaster. Instead, we’re offering a more subdued, humorous experience that, in the best-case scenario, might make you lightly chuckle or sharply exhale through your nose. Scroll down to get somewhat entertained.

#1

Oh, Uncle Jack

Oh, Uncle Jack

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Bored Templar
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is brilliant! Especially for people who write their names in small letters. Have a bit of self respect!

pfeils wife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And punctuation! Punctuation is just as important.

JB
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use colons and semicolons. Sometimes, I feel so alone; it’s like no one understands any more that these have meaning. Start a list: list several things, end with a full stop/period.

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In German we have "Wir helfen kranken Vögeln" (we help sick birds, something a vet could say) and "Wir helfen Kranken vögeln" (we help sickos f...) 🤣

Hoody Hoo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Oxford Comma approves.

ProcrastinationStation
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people don't use lowercase AT ALL

Tim
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people do that because of vision difficulties.

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Carla Campbell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣 Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma.

Kim Landfather
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Correct spelling has gone down the toilet due to sheer laziness. God forbid you should capitalize and use proper punctuation.

NukerYT
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would hate to be the horse

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Dedicating time to experience humorous things is undoubtedly good for you. It gives your mood a boost and, in turn, works wonders in many other areas. For example, one study found that watching a funny video can make you feel more energized and ready to tackle challenging tasks. Another study looked into how humor and laughter affect our short-term memory by studying elderly people’s responses to funny videos. The positive outcomes were undeniable.

Laughter in general is great for you, even without the humor in it. A study that looked into findings regarding genuine and simulated laughter found that the physical act of laughing on its own is good for you. It potentially makes chemical changes in the body that reduces stress and increases pain tolerance. “With no downsides, side-effects, or risks, perhaps it is time to consider laughter seriously.”

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    #2

    To Look Dangerous

    To Look Dangerous

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    Bored Templar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...when in reality you just want to cuddle them

    Stuart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine trying to look all big, bad, and dangerous and some human comes along and boops your snoot.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More cute. Incidentally they are genetically closer to a raccoon than a panda.

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To look more dangerous? This only makes them look more huggable.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up you come you cuddley little sweety

    Bols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please no one tell them it's not working! :D

    ADDee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This amount of cuteness is definitely scary!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this always looks like "Hi!" - "OH MY GOD HI!"

    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “How have you been?” “I’ve missed you SO much!!”……

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love me the Red Panda "Fear Me" pose. How can one resist just picking them up for a snuggle, though?

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    #3

    Up-And-Coming Music Legends

    Up-And-Coming Music Legends

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    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best band I ever herd. Get it? I’ll let myself out.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Releasing their album "Have Ya Herd?"

    Cristi nah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Los cinco músicos de Lima (Town Musician of Bremen Peruvian version)

    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help but think that the flashy chicken is the lead singer!

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey Macdonald,we need to talk!”

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Animals just reformed.

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    Steven M. Sultanoff, a clinical psychologist and professor at Pepperdine University has been studying the impact of humor on our lives for years. He thinks that it’s not only laughter that’s the best medicine. “My belief is that we are going to eventually discover that the most dramatic health benefits of humor are not in laughter, but in the cognitive and emotional management that humorous experiences provide. The experience of humor relieves emotional distress and assists in changing negative thinking patterns.”

    If you’d like to find more humor in your everyday life, there are ways to invite it in. Determine what kind of humor you like and then try seeking it out. The easiest way to do that by following social media comedy accounts that you like or bookmarking your favorite jokes in a special folder on your phone. When unwinding in front of the TV, opt for a sitcom or a lighthearted movie instead of a tear-jerker. Choose a book that can make you laugh and try a comedy podcast once in a while. In general, make sure that the information you take in throughout the day has enough positivity in it to help you enjoy living.

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    #4

    My Uncle (A Retired Fisherman) Volunteered To Build His First Grandson's Crib...there Were Mixed Reactions

    My Uncle (A Retired Fisherman) Volunteered To Build His First Grandson's Crib...there Were Mixed Reactions

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, in a few months, you're gonna need a bigger boat.

    Jeff Nespital
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well put three binkies on him he can't stay down with three binkies

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need a bigger boat (eventually).

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby's first words are going to be, "Smile, you son of a b*tch!"

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture a lot and every time a different relative has built it for the baby. :)

    Featherking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually built by an artist, I forget his name. It’s been wandering the internet for years now.

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    Emma Goransdottir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! But its tilting a bit too much. The shark gets an easy snack 😄

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    #5

    Cat Hat The Tigress Expression Down Pat

    Cat Hat The Tigress Expression Down Pat

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    Emma Goransdottir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this guy and his cats! He is so creative and funny 😊♥️

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice him right away dressed up as a panda, and now I'm laughing like a fool in my office.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy (lowcostcosplay / Lonelyman) is hilarious.

    Callin all cars
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even see him as a panda in the back at first, but once I noticed, milk I didn't even drink yet came out my nose.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this guy-- he does the most bizarre, absurd, and hilarious low-budget cosplay. He occasionally features his cats. My cat would claw my eyes out if I tried to shove it in an adorable costume.

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I saw the smallest nose, on an adult human, that I've ever seen. And then, I wondered why he decided to add a Hitler mustache to his look. I'm going back to bed.

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Is. Just. the. Best!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effort to make vest = amazing. Effort to replicate panda = THE BEST!

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    #6

    Car Salesman Closer

    Car Salesman Closer

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh in line with a bunch of quiet strangers.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So you said it doesn't right?" "Yes, car go road, not space." "Well car went wall." "Car can also go wall."

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. You go hair gel

    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop that. It’s silly.

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    However, don’t only rely on external fun to feed your brain positive emotions. According to Catherine Price, the author of “Power of Fun: How to Feel Alive Again,” phones, TV, and social media are all a form of “fake fun.” Instead, she suggests her own perfect recipe for true fun that she discovered after five years of researching what makes people most engaged in their lives. That is experiencing playfulness, connection, and flow. 

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    #7

    My Leasing Office Sent Out A Note Saying Anything Left In The Common Area Would Get Thrown Out Due To Overcrowding Of Bikes And Shoes. This Was My Neighbor's Response

    My Leasing Office Sent Out A Note Saying Anything Left In The Common Area Would Get Thrown Out Due To Overcrowding Of Bikes And Shoes. This Was My Neighbor's Response

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    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were asking for that.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha something I would do.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone else trashes the place.

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brilliant!

    Jerry Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Wishing it were an HOA.

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    #8

    Get A Dog They Said. It'll Be Fun!

    Get A Dog They Said. It'll Be Fun!

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww... he totally Pavloved you! 🥰

    Emma Goransdottir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants you to have his back while eating. He truly trust you♥️

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you and Greg have a human child. You’ll forget dignity ever existed.

    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don’t realize their own actions will inadvertently train a dog for certain behaviors. Chances are they did this with him as a puppy to encourage him to eat all of his food

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My "s**t, when did we train this?" moment yesterday: Lou deciding to stop at every market booth where we gave him carrots/apples after buying. Suddenly 22kg get the weight of a horse and start "talking" to the sellers."No more market snacks for you bud"

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    NoCleverName
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We recently brought home a rescue and I accidentally did the same thing. He was nervous and wouldn't eat so I sat next to him to make him feel more comfortable, which quickly turned into him not eating unless I was sitting next to him. A few weeks of moving one step back while he ate has since (mostly) broken this cycle but I can relate to this one

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so funny the differences between dogs. Even same breed, never been mistreated. I found that my oldest dog (I always try to have two) used to be snarf down his food as fast as possible. While the younger one would take it's time. When the older one died and I got a new puppy the *new* older dog suddenly switched from taking her time to snarfing her food fast as possible. While the new pup eats slowly and gets easily distracted. Had two others that would both just eat what they wanted and walk away. No stealing the other's food. No rush, no fuss.

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄 my rott has decided he won't eat until my mom comes home (shes not even the 1 of takes care of him), which is super annoying for wasting dog food and trying to keep weight on him... but, we just found out she has heart failure and I think he knew before us. Some dogs just want to eat with their pack. They should try eating at the same time as him.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine won't eat until AFTER I eat. It's like she wants an audience.

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    David Hopkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C;mon guys. After a day or so, the dog will eat whether you're there or not. I doubt that he's so devoted to you that he'll starve himself.

    AmandaKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :) my cat used to wake up SCREAMING. He would yowl like his tail was on fire, then wander off to go eat. One day I off handed said "foods over there buddy" & waved at his dish. He didn't say a thing & just went to his dish. Ok. Cool. Next time he woke up it was back to the screaming & he would walk up to my face, step on my chest & yowl at full volume until I told him where his food was. This became the new norm. As he got older we eventually put his food dish in his bed, just to try & stop the cycle but he would wake up, scream, walk to us, scream in our faces & then go back to his bed, lay down & eat. I miss that cat. He was the best. A doofus, but the best doofus.

    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our German shepherd does this. We have to be in the same vicinity and the human papa basically stands like that. Lol

    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes he does have you both well trained.

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    #9

    I Find Few Vanity Plates Clever

    I Find Few Vanity Plates Clever

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    Ervin Conn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite beetle plate was HUMBUG

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one last month where the plate read "V UU".

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NY has the ugliest license plates. I wish they'd get nicer ones and stick with it. They keep changing them to worse and worse designs.

    CJ Vee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the taxicab yellow. Reminds me of the plates when I was a kid in nyc

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    Deborah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a picture of this on a car in another state. That state's plate, of course.

    Haley Futch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhh. Cuz it's on a VW beetle!

    David Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Athens, GA, home of the Bulldog mascot Ugga. Plates on a Beetle said UGABUGA.

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted DOG on my land rover but the state said no, " what does it say ina mirror'

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    Playfulness is the lighthearted outlook at the world around you. Connection is the special feeling you get from shared experiences. Flow is feeling “in the zone” and not noticing the time go by. Separately, all of these “have been shown to improve people’s moods and mental health.” However, together, they are almost magical. “When people are having actual fun, they report feeling focused and present, free from anxiety and self-criticism. They laugh and feel connected, both to other people and to their authentic selves.”

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    #10

    Space Invaders Floor Tiles In A Local Bar

    Space Invaders Floor Tiles In A Local Bar

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    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome. Shall we consider centipede or breakout as well? I need this to be the next HGTV trend.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever, but I wonder if the generations that didn't grow up with Space Invaders will understand it. Will they just see flies coming off the poop imogi?

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use to play this game a ton when I was a kid. It was the only fun computer game we had😂!

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings fond memories of many lost forever hours, getting drunk while saving the planet.

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    #11

    Supposedly A Girl In A Kindergarten In Poland Drew This As Her "Draw My Family" Picture. The Teachers Contacted A Psychologist, But It Turned Out That On Weekends, The Girl's Entire Family Like To Scuba Dive Together

    Supposedly A Girl In A Kindergarten In Poland Drew This As Her "Draw My Family" Picture. The Teachers Contacted A Psychologist, But It Turned Out That On Weekends, The Girl's Entire Family Like To Scuba Dive Together

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of contacting a psychologist, talk with the child. "Oooh, that's an interesting picture. Tell me about it. What was happening?" The child then replies, "We went scuba diving!" "Ah" thinks the teacher. "That sounds like lots of fun." And then they go about their day.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right?!? 1 of the kids even has floaty wings on. I think they meant snorkeling instead of scuba tho. Totally different.

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    Emma Goransdottir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the bubbles from their snorkels! She did a good job 😄

    Callin all cars
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scuba is an acronym for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. That's just snorkeling.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. 1 of the kids even has floaty wings. I'm not sure how old you have to be to scuba, but it's older than that!

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    SheHulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snorkelling! Pretty sure kindergarten age kids aren´t scuba diving!

    rullyman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I don't know why someone downvoted you but this is clearly snorkelling- that's why they have the snorkel pipes extending upwards. So sick of this mentality on the internet of reacting badly to corrections.

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    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen thus image before and it wasn’t Swiss then. It’s been passed around tye internet before.

    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True and I was going to say the same but you got there first. However, this story has a nice dark humor.

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    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid she just ask the kid what she meant by it

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter teaches a pole dancing fitness class. Her son drew that for their mother's day thing of "my mom is good at..." The teacher crossed off dancing and wrote in climbing lol

    I’mSoEmotional
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why witnesses are not always the best at crime scenes. What we see and how we interpret it can completely different things.

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    #12

    An Ai-Generated Image Of "Salmon Swimming Down A River"

    An Ai-Generated Image Of "Salmon Swimming Down A River"

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that during salmon runs basically the bear experiences what it's like to eat at a conveyor sushi place?

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maximum, you have won the internet today

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    the_avenging_knight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, AI won't be doing nature documentaries anytime soon.

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Attenborough voice: "Here we have the majestic sushi salmon. Every year it makes the perilous journey upstream where thousands of sushi chefs patiently wait with hundreds of pounds of rice, nori, and wasabi."

    Tamiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother Bear, but the bears are replaced with sushi chefs

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    Dekker451
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not wrong, but it's also very wrong. Very, VERY wrong.

    Emma Goransdottir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the beauty of nature 😍

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that AI art is basically YouTube Poop levels of shitposting a lot of the time

    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried asking the Photoshop AI to make me a "profile of young woman in a painterly style" what came out at the other end looked more like a H.P. Lovecraft nightmare.

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    To have more fun, Price suggests sitting down and analyzing what truly makes us feel good. “Think of times when you laughed with other people and felt completely engrossed in the experience. What were you doing? Who were you with? What made the experience feel so good?” This can be as small as playing with your dog or reading in the sun. 

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    #13

    Saw On Facebook Today. Felt It Belonged Here

    Saw On Facebook Today. Felt It Belonged Here

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    Caroline Kimber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*c.......faaa....mating, that'll do. Keeping it PG.

    CPooh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this book from my psych class in the late 90s! Guess that line was too good to lose in the new editions.

    H Nunya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you read the line after it though? That sounds like cruel treatment of living things. Correct me if I’m wrong.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already Panda censored.

    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t take credit for this but I recently learned the BP workaround. Fück!

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also used in Dodgeball...... Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge..... if you can dodge a wrench.. you can dodge a ball.

    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only "mating" had a synonym that starts with f.

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    #14

    This Morning I Saw This Actual Squirrel Listening To A Stone Frog Read Them A Book

    This Morning I Saw This Actual Squirrel Listening To A Stone Frog Read Them A Book

    Past_Organization_29 Report

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not meaning to critter-size but this is nuts.

    Theresa Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was probably not right about this but I was practicing my violin outside laundry mat and this squirrel looked like he was listening. A,few minutes in he walked closer to me and was eating and listening to me I think.

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean a real squirrel who was listening to a stone frog reading a book while eating an nut that fell from a real tree that was protruding through fake grass... Epic.

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world does that squirrel have???

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's a black walnut with it's green covering still on it. They fall on the ground around here a lot. Look like small tennis balls.

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    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just FYI squirrels will actually go onto flat rocks to eat as a "dinner table"

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    #15

    This Car Is Not Amused

    This Car Is Not Amused

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    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that Cars is real!

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they are, they's like ten on my street right now!/s

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not; this car is a bug.

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Miranda from "The Devil Wears Prada" was a car. That gave side-eye. (Side-lamp?)

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first seen it me remined me of the Cars movies.

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    Once you know what truly makes you feel good (not numb or mindless, like your phone can do sometimes), you can dedicate more time to that activity or those people. “Prioritizing fun may feel difficult, but it’s worth it. Our lives, after all, are defined by what we choose to pay attention to. The more you pay attention to fun and the energy it produces, the better you’ll feel.”

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    #16

    Shared Disappointed. Glad I Never Saw This For Two Decades...can Never Un-See This Now

    Shared Disappointed. Glad I Never Saw This For Two Decades...can Never Un-See This Now

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    Jeff Cox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get the director's cut DVD they show how they film the bullet time shots and this isn't it.

    onitsuka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all how they filmed this. This is from a Charlie XCX music video.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, other comments say this isn't even from the Matrix. I thought you could believe everything you see/read on the internet. My world is shattered now.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't real..... The Architect wants you to believe it.... now be good and take your blue pill....

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they did it with wires

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did, this is from a recent music video

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    Zardoz360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same thing not even the same actors...

    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they make the sausage, kids. Happy now?

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been rehearsal, or making up some scenes. Here’s how they actually did it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV3oWbPmSQ

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    #17

    Easier Than I Thought!

    Easier Than I Thought!

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😕Puzzled look😕🧩🧩🧩

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m still trying to piece together what they were hoping they would get…

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    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close enough

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was younger i poured a bag of bullet shells on the ground and made a horse, whenever i see this picture it reminds me of that

    Bryoney Blakley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's thinking outside the box! HA!

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    #18

    Well, It Fooled Me Too

    Well, It Fooled Me Too

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I have never found that these sprays work. My doggos are like "Hmmm, piquant with a base of oak, with an overlay of crabapple. I must have that again with tonight's dinner."

    Michael Wilmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoomans, next time spray the bottle........ 🤣🤣🤣

    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well human, you failed in teaching your dogs to read.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how is that working for you?

    Scott Blackstock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing got hit by a lawnmower not a dog

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most amusing part of this is that it was a person who chewed it up, not a dog...

    Mars_from_Iceland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well well well look how the tables have turned

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    Of course, allocating time for pure fun is not always feasible. In those situations, try incorporating one of these three elements into your day. Get playful by wearing bright colors or fun patterns. Sultanoff even takes it to a new level by carrying a clown nose with him and popping it on whenever he feels like it. “My drivers license has me with my nose. At airports, ticket agents always smile at my ID. My watch runs backwards. You should see the smiles when I show it to others asking for the time. My car is equipped with bubbles which pass the time as I wait in a fast food drive-through.”

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    #19

    This Restaurant’s Guide For Washing Your Hands

    This Restaurant’s Guide For Washing Your Hands

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this in a restroom, but the lyrics were the chorus to Raspberry Beret. I sang it out loud.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone else ever found it odd that the “employees must wash hands” signs are always by the sink, instead of by the door? If they’ve stopped at the sink, they’re likely already there to wash their hands. If they haven’t washed, they’ve skipped the sink area all together and are headed out the door. This has always bothered me.

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd need a poster of an angry mother pointing at them saying: " Wash your hands, d....t!!" 🥲

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID was good for getting people aware of hygiene.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think so... But even during the lockdown there were still people who'd wipe and leave without washing their hands

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would TOTOly sing it out loud! 😉

    Callin all cars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess I'm playing that in my head for the rest of the day now.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The happy birthday song twice works too.

    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I'll just sing I'm Gonna Be

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    #20

    Okay, Okay, I'll Stop!

    Okay, Okay, I'll Stop!

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh c**p u made me laugh during class

    A H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your phone away! Be a good mashmelo student

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at a woman once who had a funny tee-shirt on, she said "Stop looking at my breasts" - I said "Don't wear tee-shirts with funny sayings if you don't want people to look at you."

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more companies did this

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    #21

    This Woman's Review Of A Litter Box On Amazon

    This Woman's Review Of A Litter Box On Amazon

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    ColorEd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top can be taken off, so someone put it bac aftet she positioned herself, and then took the photo. She will get out the same way (the other way around, actually) if that person decides to help her. 🤣

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    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republicans use this pic to prove rumors of schools stocking litterboxes for kids identifying as cats in 3...2...1...

    catt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is liquid like cats😹

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact litterbox for my cats, there's no way you could fit a child in it, let alone an adult.

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am. Read the product description a little closer

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    Try to see playfulness in the world around you, as well. Maybe you notice a funny sign, a quirky coincidence, or the beauty of nature. Also, see if you can add more flow into your day by experimenting with new hobbies. See if any of them make you feel like time’s flying by and stick with them. Allow yourself to connect with people around. Do this by calling your friends or relatives you might not spend too much time with or simply having small talk in the grocery store. Notice how all these little things make you feel. 

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    #22

    A Note From My Wife

    A Note From My Wife

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please evict him kindly and politely, and only after he finished his toast ❤️

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live on the ground floor of an old building. I have a couple of mice every year. Man they are cute until they chewed the wire on my stove and almost started a fire and chewed the wire on my wii light bar and it stopped working. Unfortunately I have to set traps and evict them with malice.

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living on a farm, we have mice sometimes. 🐭 I found these catch and release traps on Amazon that have been really useful and are humane (unlike those awful glue traps 🤮) but yeah, gotta get them out somehow

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have humane traps as well but I swear we keep catching the same mouse. I carry it half mile away into the woods and release but three days later it’s back, always in the same trap.

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, she caught one but there are MANY others.

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mice are super cute. Caught one in our kitchen a few years ago in a humane trap so we could evict him politely. Released him into a field and he never came back. Walking my dog in the same field some years later, he comes trotting up to me with something in his mouth: a tiny mouse, totally unharmed, just curled up with a look of shock on his little face. I gently set him down, he sniffs my hand a few times, and scarpers off into the bushes. I like to think that it was a descendant of the mouse I freed all those years ago, trying to say thanks for not murdering my great grandad or something. In reality I know it was just a random mouse, but still. I can dream.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to catch the mouse that got into my apartment and let him outside, but sadly the cats were faster.

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. and Mrs. first name only shall continue to remain anonymous.

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    #23

    Not How I Expected Him To Come Back, But Ok

    Not How I Expected Him To Come Back, But Ok

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    Jeff Nespital
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your Doordarsher was unable water, substituted wine"

    KittaXOmega
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now wish to see this on a billboard by the interstate as an ad for Hyundai. "Christ is coming.... in a Hyundai Elantra" 😆 Perfect to boost sales around Easter and Christmas.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the email I sent regarding a Spanish customer entitled "Latest from Jesus".

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever happened to Christ on a bike…

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought he drove a Honda, but was just shy about it...

    Mel Colley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I've always seen and heard, Christ always needs $$$

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'I have arrived' is to funny

    Scott Blackstock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did Christ start charging for your time?

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's odd. His disciples were in a Honda Accord. Look it up! (Acts 2:1)

    Ray Perkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he bringing loaves and fishes, or just the wine?

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    #24

    Watching Netflix When I Noticed I Had The Exact Same Digital Clock As A TV Show I Was Watching... And It Happened To Be The Same Time!

    Watching Netflix When I Noticed I Had The Exact Same Digital Clock As A TV Show I Was Watching... And It Happened To Be The Same Time!

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s synchronicity.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: You're watching your own life

    xczechr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the dots on the side, one is AM and the other is PM.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or....hear me out... you noticed you had the same clock as shown on the episode summary page, and took a picture when it happened to show the same time later on.

    Shawn Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why even wait that long, just change your clock to match and make up the caption.

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote because this person is watching Psych!!

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    The people on this list were also keeping their eyes open for the playfulness around them. Maybe what they found wasn’t enough to make them cry from laughter, but it did make them amused enough to brighten their day. We hope this list brightens yours, too.

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    #25

    Sums Me Up!

    Sums Me Up!

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    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fine example of dogged determination.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say I blame them. That's all I talk about too.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculous, they aren't just dogs, they are GREYHOUNDS!!!!

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleague sent me the rabbit version of this. Can’t think why…

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace dog with cat & that is totally me.

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    #26

    Judging By My Heart Rate, My Apple Watch Thinks I Was Very Active On Wednesday. In Reality I Just Had A Long Panic Attack. Bet I Can Do It Again!

    Judging By My Heart Rate, My Apple Watch Thinks I Was Very Active On Wednesday. In Reality I Just Had A Long Panic Attack. Bet I Can Do It Again!

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many calories does a panic attack burn

    Octopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, once i was really really anxious and stressed out about talking to people (i was standing in a hallway offering directions to people that were lost for 4 hours) and all i did was stand there and i reached my exercise goal standing in one spot with a racing heart and fidgeting hands.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: If you eat chocolate chip cookies, two-handed, really fast, FitBit thinks you're jogging.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be my boss's exercise watch... everyday he climbs on my back and jumps to conclusions...

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.....panic attacks are scary. At 35 I had my first serious one during the covid lockdows. Thought I was having a literal heart attack. Had many more after that. My trick is to sit and find an object to look at and try to sing a song from memory start to finish without any actual music. It works like every single time for me.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as far as I'm concerned, if it can't tell the difference between rocking back and forth in a fetal position, and jogging, it's just a waste of money.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have POTS, which often gives me tachycardia where I'll be at 140bpm even while sitting still. Then later I check my Fitbit and it's like "WOW, you did 3 hours of cardio today, keep it up!" 😐 I'd like to believe I really burned 1000 calories sitting on the couch, but I highly doubt it😅

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely can relate to the panic attacks. I really hope that gets better for you. It's a very real and terrifying.

    Ray Perkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone posted they were jerking off and his watch warned "abnormal heartrate detected".

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    #27

    A Butternut Squash

    A Butternut Squash

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    LazyStream
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say it's a butt-or- nut

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    #28

    At My Vet's Office

    At My Vet's Office

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    Insono
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dermatillomania will find a spot even when there isn't one

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    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been great during covid, our pets would have just been looking at us like 🤔 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Mr. Toast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not like he is going to lick his genitals though probably not through trying. See Bill Hicks.

    #ducko#
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    karmas a female dog

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    #29

    Girl Decided To Send Me A Sexy Text Message. The Preview Cut Off At A Very Unsexy Moment

    Girl Decided To Send Me A Sexy Text Message. The Preview Cut Off At A Very Unsexy Moment

    RE_TARD1S Report

    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the hilarious preview cutoff, if you want to avoid a very inconvenient ‘playtime over’ then charge your phone sir! 😂

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a kink for everyone

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I laugh too hard I fart. This message just sent me into a giggle -> fart, giggle -> fart, infinite loop that still has not ended. Seriously guys, I'm 😭

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like you should never trust a fart, now you can never trust a phone to go farther 🤷‍♀️

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spat my coffee out. So funny ....and unexpected.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a catch. And charge your phone.

    Sarah Young
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Some people would be into that.

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    #30

    Yep

    Yep

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, without a good point of reference, I can't judge height. However, the floor tiles are 1 foot square, or ~30 cm. It looks like it covers two squares. The average banana is ~19cm. So, 60/19=3.16. The sign is ~3 bananas wide at the base. EDIT: Thank you Google Image Search for finding this $55 sign. It is 3 feet tall. So, 3 feet = ~91 cm. 91/19=4.79. So, it is just shy of 5 bananas tall.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one of these the other day and got unreasonably excited. XD

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's friggin' awesome. All janitors should use these.

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the thing I never got about these signs. Yeah, they are mass produced, so sure, English, Spanish.....eh, German???

    Okokok!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some designer has played a bit too much Super Mario Kart...

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The warning "wet floor" needs the addition of: "This is not an instruction".

    Lisa Blackmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we have them in work ,fun safe

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    #31

    Til If You Ever Lose Your Wedding Ring, Start Planting Carrots In Your Garden

    Til If You Ever Lose Your Wedding Ring, Start Planting Carrots In Your Garden

    rgaywala Report

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think the odds would be ridiculous. But if you think about it gardens are planted in the same area for many decades alot of the time. And sewing seed is often done by hand. And some one losing a ring while gardening is probably something that happens often enough. Still it’s cool as hell.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are now engaged to a carrot

    Brooke R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many years does it take to grow a carrot?!?

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only a couple months, the rings were missing for years

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    Z'yana Zekai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why they number gold by karots 😂

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband lost his ring out fishing. Where should we plant the carrots?

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    #32

    Went To A 30th At A Village Hall And This Was In The Mens Toilet

    Went To A 30th At A Village Hall And This Was In The Mens Toilet

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    Graham Chapman (He/He)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, the beer in my local takes like p**s!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't want to upvote you, but your name's Graham Chapman and your pronouns made me giggle...

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    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what Ale tastes like to me.

    Phil Potter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foster's comes from the shitter

    Basko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a pub, you are not buying a beer. You are renting it.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you Anheuser Bud drinkers can go p**s off..

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    #33

    When Viewing Buckingham Palace On Google Maps, The Street View Figure Turns Into A Tiny Queen Elizabeth!

    When Viewing Buckingham Palace On Google Maps, The Street View Figure Turns Into A Tiny Queen Elizabeth!

    katsie Report

    Bored Templar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will always be the last Queen of England

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do the same thing close to Area 51 in Nevada, USA, it turns into an alien

    Bidango Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondered if they changed it to Charles ... nope. BP-64f0847f90760.jpg BP-64f0847f90760.jpg

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute, RIP. So very missed.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure it's not King Charles trying on Camila's clothes?

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    #34

    Not A Good Sign For The Ladies

    Not A Good Sign For The Ladies

    natedog2049 Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This restroom specifically reserved for one Damien Thorn...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you mean use the restroom at home, sounds like a plan.

    Meredith Parker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a posh restaurant in Hollywood and the rest rooms were labeled W and M. My friends call me M, short for Meredith. Guess which restroom I went in.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a school a few months ago and I accidentally went into the ladies bathroom. I immediately noticed it and stepped outside again. Then I saw it. Some 'funny' kids just removed the skirt sides with a boxcutter which made the two figures indistinguishable.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone stole the N from the beginning 😎

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    #35

    No Kidding?

    No Kidding?

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    Callin all cars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you know that if they don't disclaim it, some oversized dingdong is going to get butthurt and sue.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn't the point of this image, but I can't stop laughing at "eef hot dog"

    Emma Goransdottir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear the story behind why they felt the need to point out the obvious 😅

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because someone tried to claim, "This is false advertising!! I should get mine for free because you lied to me!!!"

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    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there must be a reason to state the obvious..i assume this is america and some people demanded to eat what they saw-as advertised.

    Moff Jerjerrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, can you really blame them? People will sue for anything nowadays. And some judge would side with them since it doesn’t say that on the photo of a humongous hot dog.

    Edie Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about what happened to necessitate the need for this sign!

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if they had to put that disclaimer there for legal reasons or if they put it there because someone fussed because the hot dog they got wasn't as big as the one on the sign. These days I'd go for the second reason.

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    #36

    The Perfect Fit On My Instagram Explore Page

    The Perfect Fit On My Instagram Explore Page

    Meerkatch Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a chicken...chickenlegs always ruin it

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like lots of Charlie horses/ muscle spasms. Looks incredibly painful.. To much, to hard, to quick. Take magnesium and potassium

    #ducko#
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every day is leg day. monday✨tuesday✨wednesday✨

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Scott Blackstock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after leg day a dude took an upskirt?

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    #37

    Get To The Chopper!

    Get To The Chopper!

    p1son Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matrix: remember when i promised to kill you last Sully: thats right Matrix you did Matrix: i lied

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a good idea. It is stolen from predators

    Nico
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arnold has one himself

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect phone case doesn't exist--

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #38

    Learning How To Use My New Drywall Sander

    Learning How To Use My New Drywall Sander

    maeganmarie Report

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi drywall I need to prepare you I know this is going to be upsetting but I need to sand you just a bit ok?

    Jeff Nespital
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have to get it plastered first

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This asking for consent thing may have gone too far.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are giving a it a facelift... talk like a doctor.... now wall I am going to take a little off of here and here and then lift this portion before I add the spackle which will give you shape and proportion.... shall I begin ?

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always ask your drywall for consent before sanding

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Honeymooners: Ralph this is how you address the ball "Hello Ball!".

    Callie Krisel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a sign at a lake once for boat rules and it said “if boat is upset, stay with boat” even though that probably means something’s broken or wrong (I don’t know a lot about boats) I found it funny. We can’t abandon this poor upset boat, comfort it

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There, there. This wake too, shall pass..."

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    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that write these things must get bored 😂

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, Karen. We are, after all, on Bored Panda together...

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    #39

    I’ll Never Look Cool In Sunglasses Because One Of My Ears Is Higher Than The Other

    I’ll Never Look Cool In Sunglasses Because One Of My Ears Is Higher Than The Other

    LolaShlee Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that problem with my eyes, I eye is slightly bigger so the brow sticks out of the top of the shades, makes it look like I'm giving The Rock style stink-eye..

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to an optometrist. They have a heater that can be used to soften the legs of glasses. They can made adaptations so the sunglasses sit straight.

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real. I'm right there with you.

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have that problem. And I need to wear glasses to see, so it can be annoying

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you're older and one of your boobs is higher than the other! :)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of a dog called Isiah, because one eye's 'igher than the other.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adjust the arms so that one side sits higher than the other, keep adjusting until your glasses sit straight.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. You just have to bend one of the earpieces (gently) until the glasses look even.

    Daveychop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owls have one ear higher than the other. Maybe you are related???

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might help a little if you put them on properly.

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    #40

    Now I Can Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    Now I Can Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    biglanga Report

    Rocky Horror Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA For you younger folks, check out that song. It's by Roger Miller.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that matter, check out all of Roger Miller, including his work for Disney's Robin Hood (the whistling one got turned into Hamster Dance)

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all ya gotta do is put your mind to it! knuckle down, buckle down - do it, do it, do it! yassss for some roger miller!

    primeline31
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also..."You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage... but you can be happy, if you've a mind to..."

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    assdog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet you Nic Cage has a pair of those

    Brandi Blessent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't up vote this enough! Yes yes he does. Prolly wore em in ConAir

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    Lori Bartlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I can do it, if I put my mind to it!

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd," https://youtu.be/KI-8hst0bho?si=HZee1T6y9ZkXKtn0

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheel take them and roll on out of here, partner.

    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd🎶

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    #41

    Gotta Appreciate Electrical Issues

    Gotta Appreciate Electrical Issues

    Gurtmcsquirt Report

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the name of a tropical adult club.

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a Black Angus Restaurant sign with the letter "g" burned out for a few months, so I get it.

    #ducko#
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that explains why its not abandoned as usual!

    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm saving this image for meme making purposes lmao

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, Bored Panda censors! How could you let this through to offend my poor, sensitive eyes!!! /s

    Poppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a brewery in the north of England called Thwaites. When they suddenly laid off a load of employees, someone turned a few of the illuminated letter off the sign to spell out T W A T S

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a club in my town called "The Services Club". A few years ago the neon letters in the sign were blacked out for S, E & R so for a while it was "The Vices Club". I thought it was funny.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when the initial R lost its front leg on the government rest house in Karachi and turned into the Pest House

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    #42

    When Reddit Answers Itself

    When Reddit Answers Itself

    m3chanicalbirds Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see Prada doing this and sell it for $ 1,000

    ColorEd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction, Balenciaga WILL do this

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    Jeff Nespital
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hurt to step on so sitting must be agony

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's painful enough standing on a piece of Lego; what's sitting on a bunch of it going to be like?

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow! I'll bet it hurts when you sit!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! Can’t sit down though.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does sitting down in Lego pants hurt as much as stepping on 1 stray piece of Lego?

    Elica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be on the safe side, the dude should add a "no wedgies please" note

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you sit down, the pain in your butt is like when you step on them barefoot.

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    #43

    I’m Known For Getting Good Pause Faces But I Didn’t Ask For This

    I’m Known For Getting Good Pause Faces But I Didn’t Ask For This

    AAPRRILL Report

    #ducko#
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp there goes my childhood 😀

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to cover my face from chuckling at this at work

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    #44

    Maybe Grandpa Comes With The House If You Buy It

    Maybe Grandpa Comes With The House If You Buy It

    SuperMommyCat Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    i don't care about the grandpa, but the TV above the fire place ?

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent years as a home theater installs and did hundreds of TV mounts above fireplaces. Doesn't hurt the TV if you get the correct spacers on the mount. I don't like it cause you're looking up. It's like sitting in the first row of a movie theater. Yuck

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    Boots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my very own sassy grandpa! 🥺 (both of mine passed away before I was born)

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll treasure that picture one day

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All he needs is some balloons and a dog named Dug.

    Phil Potter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans put their TVs so damn high up??? Should be at eye level

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm to assume the *other* rooms in this house are the beautiful ones in this ranch then? Because this one is not.

    Barbara Schubert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching fishing? Isn't that a lot like watching paint dry?

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint drying is less cruel, and unlike fishing, you get something worthwhile at the end of it!

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    #45

    I Just Noticed The Corporate Bickering On My Home Depot And Lowes Buckets

    I Just Noticed The Corporate Bickering On My Home Depot And Lowes Buckets

    grahamvinyl Report

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home Depot: Supportive. Lowe’s: Angry for no reason

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not for no reason, Lowes has just learned from experience that it has to be said.

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t Lowe’s started by the ex-wife of the Home Depot founder?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get one that reads "I can't be arsed to do it"

    Kissy Nuggett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes lowes... Where rude, sexist, and unhelpful service reigns. Need something specific that they don't carry? No problem they'll harass you and follow you through the store telling you it doesn't exist and pressure you to buy something else.... Just because you don't have it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.... Home Depot is always a good experience though!!

    DinsdalePiranha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the 80s ads by Honda and Yamaha. Honda said, ‘Follow the leader.” Yamaha said, “Don’t follow anyone.”

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Lowes caters it's PR towards women and homeowners and Home Depot towards men and construction workers. Don't ask me what that means, it just read it somewhere.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the staff at lowes are definitely more helpful and they really back up their installation services...according to the web, home depot does not...

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    #46

    Found This Under One Twitter Post About Apple Inc

    Found This Under One Twitter Post About Apple Inc

    s0nicDwerp Report

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just here to say that I have marked this post as one where you are NOT ALLOWED to argue about apple vs android, anybody who does will have 3 random system files deleted.

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their kneecaps will also be spontaneously deleted

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have nothing against children... I employ hundreds of them in my factories" - Heddy the wealthy turn of the century ghost on the TV show Ghosts...

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, preferably made from sustainably sourced wood, locally grown roots, and only the purest, prettiest bird feathers...

    David Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin already explained android OS.

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the owners of Apple products should be very proud knowing that somehow somewhere a slave made their stuff..oh, and Nike too!

    Liliko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually a fair phone called Fairphone!! https://www.fairphone.com/en/

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No use in comparing apples to oranges 🍎 ? 🍊

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    #47

    My Buddy’s Bar Tab Receipt After A Company Event

    My Buddy’s Bar Tab Receipt After A Company Event

    SubCircus Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW EXPENSIVE I NEED TO KNOW

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bartender had a good night.

    Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. Sometimes the people who do this leave like a $1 tip

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    Brian Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not as long as a CVS receipt

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they hold the company event AT a Rite Aid, or was this a company event FOR Rite Aid? He should’ve opted for the emailed receipt.

    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna hope and guess that was for the entire event not just him or his liver would be climbing out of his body

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my god , just buy the place it will be cheaper

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    #48

    This Always Makes My Morning Commute Start With A Giggle

    This Always Makes My Morning Commute Start With A Giggle

    Devilishmess Report

    Bernd Heiligtag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's actually quite clever😏

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was SpongeBob episode "Mind the Gap". Omg I need a life.

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Mindy & why is she Gaping?

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    #49

    A Whole Section In A Japanese Store Dedicated To Chair Socks

    A Whole Section In A Japanese Store Dedicated To Chair Socks

    Ilovegoodnugz Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I was at a DAISO in Sydney and came across these! I posted a picture to Facebook saying something on the lines of "LOL chair socks?! Really?" To my surprise the responses I got were people saying things like "ooh, those are dead useful" and "can you pick some up for me while you're there?" They're for protecting your floor from scratches and making it easy to push your chair around on non carpeted surfaces as well as picking up dust (they're washable, naturally). I did end up buying some, and in fact I can see the exact same ones in this picture! Third down on the left, with the grey stripes.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my trip to Japan I have four hello kitty chair booties. Every now and again I look at them in the bottom of the drawer and wonder what I was thinking that day. 🙂

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we glue little felt squares to the bottom of the legs of chairs and tables

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing but the damn felt pads fell off and got stuck to the floor instead.

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    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have chair socks! Great for not annoying downstairs neighbours.

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other stores don't have a leg to stand on...."Don't worry...I'll see myself out"

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had them for a long time but they just gathered dust and always looked mucky

    Salty Caramel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their little feet grow so fast.. 🥹

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy ones on Amazon that look like cat's paws.

    Boots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think of was "if I'm putting socks on my chairs, I'm buying baby socks from Dollar Tree!" LOL

    Cheeky chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have just read all the comments and it has finally got through to my poor broken brain that the socks go on the legs of the chairs and are not socks for people to change into before sitting in a chair...the correct use makes much more sense x

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    #50

    So Glad Twitter Can Keep Me Updated On The Eclipse

    So Glad Twitter Can Keep Me Updated On The Eclipse

    SpicyAlienCocaine Report

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next time da Moon blocks the sun is in 2024

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! So much drama between these two!

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can imagine @Sun getting a notification saying: the moon has blocked you.

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    #51

    This Google Review Of A Parking Lot

    This Google Review Of A Parking Lot

    redditindisguise Report

    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes and the floor is made of floor

    Starja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a parking lot management company in my city and their slogan is "Expect a lot!"

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Offcourse it is. What do you think? Space lot? 😂

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    #52

    Hehehehehe

    Hehehehehe

    firemaster Report

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those once after a week in the hospital.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do sell the products for a 1-hr poo. And products to stop the poo.

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in reality why does it take one hour for a photo

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from back in the olden days when photos had actual film and needed to be developed.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than Sham - Poo... fake poo is terrible

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son. He full on disrobes, sits cross legged on the toilet, and stays there until we have to explain, again, what hemorrhoids are to him.

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs some fibre :P

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like every teenage boy when they bring their phone.

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    #53

    Flight N1180m In Florida Actually Did This

    Flight N1180m In Florida Actually Did This

    reddit.com Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wonder, that's true. A Cessna Skyhawk owned by "FLYING WEANERS INC". https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/N1180M/history/20210923/1956Z/KCRG/KCRG

    Kelly Wallace Porter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Green Cove Springs for awhile years ago!

    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bolb" is what I read. Are there any other suggestions?

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    #54

    Of All The Shirts To Buy A Second Time While Browsing The Internet Drunk Forgetting I Already Owned It

    Of All The Shirts To Buy A Second Time While Browsing The Internet Drunk Forgetting I Already Owned It

    GingerSnapBiscuit Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you needed the spare. 👍

    Curran Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with a couple records I already have. Luckily I was able to cancel the order the next day when my wife said we already have those goof! Yeah, I was buzzed shopping.

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with a book once. Now I have one to read and one to display.

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    #55

    Choosing Call Vibration Patterns On New Phone

    Choosing Call Vibration Patterns On New Phone

    psycho_freak Report

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who read these outloud?

    Pewpie Diaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, and when he finally came back, his hair... had turned from black into bright white...

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the normalized version, aaaa-mm-dd

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could feel & hear these!

    Callin all cars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who heard these outloud?

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    #56

    Saw This And Thought It Belonged Here

    Saw This And Thought It Belonged Here

    SpoonNoodles Report

    #57

    The Common Google Search Results For How To Disable The Fn Key Switch Are Entered By People With The Fn Key Switch Enabled

    The Common Google Search Results For How To Disable The Fn Key Switch Are Entered By People With The Fn Key Switch Enabled

    propickleflapper Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s fn key? Sry if it’s a dumb question

    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also on some laptops, the num pad on the far right isn't separate from the normal keyboard, so Fn turns part of the keyboard into a numpad, where U becomes 4, I - 5, and O - 6, and so on, hence why all of the 'O' letters in the post are becoming a 6.

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    #58

    I Even Confuse The Doctor

    I Even Confuse The Doctor

    cindyscrazy Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i read that "WHAT" in lil jon's voice?? now i can't stop picturing him in the medical coat as an ob-gyn lol

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg 😂 why isn’t this higher on the list?

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't real. I've done dozens of various medical tests in my life, and zero of the results looked like the doctor printed them at home with the old printer from the basement.

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    #59

    Stockholm, Sweden. Yeah... Really

    Stockholm, Sweden. Yeah... Really

    reddit.com Report

    Jonathan Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The students must have Stockholm syndrome

    Sina Tallio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Swedeland a cold country? Shouldn't flat-topped roofs be horrible for rain & snow compared to angled ones? 🤔

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think outside the ugly box you're in.

    Jeff Nespital
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paying for college is more of a prison anyway

    #60

    So Tired This Morning, I Almost Put Steak Tips In My Smoothie Instead Of Strawberries

    So Tired This Morning, I Almost Put Steak Tips In My Smoothie Instead Of Strawberries

    hippy_potto Report

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharpies....are your friend!

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this! So many times I've reached into the freezer and gone, "What the heck is this?"

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinner time would be like... "Where's the beef?"

    Alro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to write the content on the bag

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    #61

    From A Distance I Thought My New Wellbutrin Tabs Actually Said "Lol Ha"

    From A Distance I Thought My New Wellbutrin Tabs Actually Said "Lol Ha"

    DrtyDchss Report

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! You can afford Wellbutrin? Here in Georgia US they're about $1000USD for one month! Congrats!

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know it's effective.

    Angellee Chen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheaper generic antidepressant pills.

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    #62

    The Other Day, I Saw A Chicken Trying To Cross The Road

    The Other Day, I Saw A Chicken Trying To Cross The Road

    sherlock_lolly_pop Report

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ask him WHY he was crossing the road though?

    Stuart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he get to the other side?

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a good boy using the cross walk!

    Greg Wilhelm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that's a suicide joke?? Chicken crossed to "reach the other side..." wild huh??

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neat. According to the riddle, we are more interested in the crossing completion.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If video games have taught me anything, that chicken has a quest for you.

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    #63

    Got This USB Drive In The Mail Inside This Special Protective Envelope

    Got This USB Drive In The Mail Inside This Special Protective Envelope

    SP4RK4RT Report

    Mega Karen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of sketch. Hopefully there's nothing malicious on there. Or maybe I'm just paranoid?

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought so if you are then so am I

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    #64

    The Spray Bottle Top Looks Like A Walking Man

    The Spray Bottle Top Looks Like A Walking Man

    hidingunderneath Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, is it just me or does he look like he’s taking a c**p?

    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot"! https://toytales.ca/rock-em-sock-em-robots-marx-1966/

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a Rock em Sock em Robot...

    #65

    New From Apple

    New From Apple

    CodyBlues Report

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a few thousand miles away from IBOOBS.

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with the fact that this photo was taken at approx. 50mph and the angle suggests it was taken by the driver.

    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8008 looks like BOOBS, this one is 180085 so iBOOBS i.e. boobs from apple

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    #66

    This Nice Set Of Mushrooms I Found In My Garden

    This Nice Set Of Mushrooms I Found In My Garden

    Ashgardian Report

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moldy boobs. Hmmm…humidititties.

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lovely bunch of coconuts then?

    flashy2.0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see eggs, are you guys crazy

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magic, seems like a fungi. Sorry 😅

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Free The Nipple just updated their profile picture

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    #68

    Went To A Local Ice-Cream Shop, This Was Sign On The Counter

    Went To A Local Ice-Cream Shop, This Was Sign On The Counter

    lenswipe Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without scaring it, it's just ice-don't-scream.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you can't write b**bs without being censored, but you can write iBoobs?

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    #69

    Not Sure If This Is The Right Sub Reddit For This But, The Way These Two Different Post Lined Up In My Feed

    Not Sure If This Is The Right Sub Reddit For This But, The Way These Two Different Post Lined Up In My Feed

    ACrankyBear4002 Report

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    #70

    Forgive Me Dad … But I Think He’d Get A Chuckle Out Of My Response

    Forgive Me Dad … But I Think He’d Get A Chuckle Out Of My Response

    Ruffffian Report

    icamon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad loved LifeSavers. He recently passed and my youngest (who takes after my dad) joked that, "The LifeSavers must not have worked."

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g Amazon just got some of this when the rep asked WHY Late Fiance couldn't give me permission to change our account. "Well, he's dead." MUCH better customer service after that!

    Brandi Blessent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor n death.. I'll laugh all the way to my grave! When ppl say " Ur Mom" reply us " sheees deead!"

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant, cuz mine is also pushing up daisies...

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But he was a jerk, so Father's day means nothing to me.

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    #71

    I Cooked Some Eggs Today And I Think They Summed Up How Most Of Us Feel About 2020

    I Cooked Some Eggs Today And I Think They Summed Up How Most Of Us Feel About 2020

    FrenchGiblet Report

    #72

    My Car Hit An Important Milestone Today

    My Car Hit An Important Milestone Today

    quantumdude836 Report

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    420 = marijuana, 69 = s.e.x. This means stoned s.e.x.

    David Hopkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might consider professional help

    #73

    The National Enquirer Breaking The Big Stories

    The National Enquirer Breaking The Big Stories

    Cornfed_Pig Report

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good if God is worried..

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    #74

    I Ordered 6 Individual Bananas For Grocery Delivery, My Shopper Accidentally Read It As "6 Bunches". I Have 39 Bananas To Deal With Now

    I Ordered 6 Individual Bananas For Grocery Delivery, My Shopper Accidentally Read It As "6 Bunches". I Have 39 Bananas To Deal With Now

    SSTralala Report

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to make banana bread, banana pancakes, banana muffins, banana cookies. Banana smoothies banana cake with banana icing.....you're welcome and enjoy.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't receive 6 individually packaged bananas..

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that's only $3.00. Be the weirdo handing out nanners to strangers on the street.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana bread in a few days! Yum

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend asked for 6 banana, She received 6kg. That was 47 bananas.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping you were only charged for 6 bananas

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell when you posted this but these ideas may help: 1. 3-6 bananas, cut into 1/2-inch slices, sprinkle each with a pinch of sugar, cinnamon, place on baking sheet smeared with butter, bake @ 250 degrees F. until dehydrated or use a dehydrator if you have one. 2. 3-6 bananas, cut into 1/2-inch slices, sprinkle each with a pinch of salt & cayenne pepper, place on baking sheet smeared with butter, bake @ 250 degrees F. until dehydrated or use a dehydrator if you have one. 3. In a sauce pan, add several tablespoons of butter, about a tablespoon of sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and over medium-high heat, melt butter & blend ingredients; add 3 sliced bananas (1/4-inch thick) & heat through, coating slices well. Pour over oatmeal, ice cream, yogurt, pudding, etc. 4. 3-6 bananas sliced about 1/4-inch to 1/2-inch thick, placed on a baking sheet & frozen in freezer & kept in tightly sealed airtight container or plastic bags for up to 6 months. I have more but out of room. Enjoy!

    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana Bread, Banana Smoothies, cut them up and freeze them...

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    #75

    Lol..even Microsoft Wants People To Use Linux

    Lol..even Microsoft Wants People To Use Linux

    mhrifat2000 Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Windows, appreciate the honesty.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Following message).... It's only been 10 minutes since your last update...you need to restart your computer so i can screw it up more... oh wait... there's another update coming..

    DarkGlassSphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've piped into an service terms update today. I can't agree more.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wants to use Linux except people who use it already. Steam is full of reviews along the lines of "if you use this particular build, assemble this set of drivers, and play the game during a blood moon, it ALMOST plays as smoothly as it would on Windows".

    #76

    Quite Enjoyed This Sign On The Cemetery Where Karl Marx Is Buried

    Quite Enjoyed This Sign On The Cemetery Where Karl Marx Is Buried

    Iudex27 Report

    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "Toilets" referring to an actual bathroom or is it the last name of a family? (/gq) That would be sad if it were the name. 💀

    #77

    My 93 Year Old Mother In Law Got A New TV. My Brother In Law Helped Her Set It Up. He Modified The Remote To Prevent Confusion

    My 93 Year Old Mother In Law Got A New TV. My Brother In Law Helped Her Set It Up. He Modified The Remote To Prevent Confusion

    isle_say Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    confusion ? i am the one confused :)

    Sierra Sweet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He removed buttons so that his MIL wouldn't be confused. The removed buttons likely wouldn't be used by her. Made her life/choices a lot simpler.

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    Bianca Saville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy a special remote for those who have dementia or other problems. There is a secret panel that you can access to set up their favourite channels. They then can scroll through a short list, have volume control and on/off. This really helped my elderly father in law

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32, and I don't watch television. So, when my dad tells me to check the TV channels or use the guide, I have to scan the entire remote like "WAT"

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5000 channels and still nothing on...

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So our budgie was just trying to help when he would do this, how thoughtful

    Gamin Coda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No "On Demand"? That's mean.

    Gamin Coda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N the "A" button is always good for reprogramming to 30 second skip.

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    #78

    The Queen Has A 6 Pack Under Her Nose!

    The Queen Has A 6 Pack Under Her Nose!

    EnderBeta Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the stiff upper lip workout for you.

    54 s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. This right here is why I come to the internet. Very well done!

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the Queens Cross.

    Callin all cars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy detail. I feel like I knew her in person now and completely forgot about it.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Inspecteur Clouseau: "Not any more!"

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    #79

    Was There Room In The Fridge For The Pizza? ...yes

    Was There Room In The Fridge For The Pizza? ...yes

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    Sierra Sweet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone got a pizza after barhopping, and couldn't manage to store the leftovers any better! Lol

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be a shame if that fridge didn't come with little ridges along the inside for sliding things, like shelves and pizza boxes, in to.

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is ALWAYS room for the pizza.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the toppings now all at the bottom? Also yes.

    #80

    That's Not Very Nice, Michael

    That's Not Very Nice, Michael

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancer, his kid beat cancer. F**k cancer.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F@CK a God that created and allows children to have cancer. F@CK the morons that created Gods and use them to justify being terrible and vile to others.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesnt Buble hybernate until Christmas?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed how in messages the word week often gets cut off before the k

    #81

    The Joy Of Finding Memes Irl

    The Joy Of Finding Memes Irl

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's getting dressed up just to clean the carpet, I worry about her social life.

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your idea of "dressed up"? That's casual clothes to me

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    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people that are confused, this ladies face was used for several memes. rug7-64f0a...f8-png.jpg rug7-64f0a583592f8-png.jpg

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is supposed to be funny, I'm missing the joke.. other than her carpet. But I think this one missed it's mark IMO.

    Oktogal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this thing is in my hardware store!

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is still hanging up at one of the supermarkets near my office.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads from the 60s show nicely dressed ladies doing housework.... i guess women's lib took a step back...

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    #82

    The Abrupt Shift In Tone Between Posts On Reddit Makes Me Chuckle

    The Abrupt Shift In Tone Between Posts On Reddit Makes Me Chuckle

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    #83

    True. Can I See The Bottom On Though?

    True. Can I See The Bottom On Though?

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    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four legs means the ram can play multiplayer mode by himself. Reminds me of when I used to play that one game on Cool Math Games in school with the fire boy and water girl if anyone knows what I'm talking about

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, an opponent I could - possibly - beat.

    #84

    Upvotes Match The Subject Matter

    Upvotes Match The Subject Matter

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was marijuana, which it’s clearly not, how would children get high by smelling it if it’s in the persons backyard? Also, why is this person even peeking over their neighbors fence?

    Callin all cars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has no idea how marijuana works, or what tomato plants look like.

    Jonathan Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, anything to protect parents from having to have a conversation with their kids

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Karen....... you probably think you will get drunk from rum cake...

    Sandy Price
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why u looking into other peoples yards?Mind ya business.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either tomatoes or peppers of some type...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everyone knows that marijuana plants growing will get anyone in a 5 mile radius completely baked! I bet the 911 operators were laughing their a$$es off at that call!

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    #85

    Reddit Man Had A Growth Spurt

    Reddit Man Had A Growth Spurt

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    #86

    I’ll Get On The Bandwagon

    I’ll Get On The Bandwagon

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    #87

    "Grammarly Is Here To Help"

    "Grammarly Is Here To Help"

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    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hœ have you been doing lately?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ho" is an exclamation of surprise.

    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yees it could be that, a laugh, or the meaning most people see it as. 🦭

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    #88

    My Oreo Chocolate Literally Has A Giant Oreo On The Inside With Oreo Branding And Patterns And Everything

    My Oreo Chocolate Literally Has A Giant Oreo On The Inside With Oreo Branding And Patterns And Everything

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    KB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it not meant to?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like the hidden child of a kinder and an oreo

    #89

    An Accidental Poem On Reddit

    An Accidental Poem On Reddit

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    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotchu fam. The picture icons on the two posts if you read down the words it reads out: "Roses are red, downvotes are blue, in Soviet Russia, space explores you" What makes it funny is that it happens to rhyme so it is like a really odd coincidental poem.

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Roses are red, downvotes are blue. In Soviet Russia, space explore you.” It’s the irony of the guy complaining about jokes beginning with the phrase, “roses are red” and then the two captions actually create exactly that - a “roses are red” poem.

    Scott J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best and it's next to last on the list.

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    #90

    This Bottle Cap Was Offended By Me Opening The Soda

    This Bottle Cap Was Offended By Me Opening The Soda

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    #91

    As Opposed To What Exactly?

    As Opposed To What Exactly?

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    Orion Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe like, don't just pull over and stop somewhere that's not a space and walk off.

    Tim Geene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse yet…someone had to be told. So must not have been obvious.