Sometimes what you need is watching an hour long stand-up special that makes you laugh so hard your belly hurts. Other times, a few images of mildly entertaining situations can be enough to lift your mood before you carry on with your day.
Below, you’ll find a list of moderately funny things as shared on the r/mildlyamusing community. There, over 40,000 members share things they spot in their everyday lives that are pleasantly comical. That’s why in our collection, you won’t find anything hilarious or laugh-out-loud funny—we’re not trying to put you on an emotional roller-coaster. Instead, we’re offering a more subdued, humorous experience that, in the best-case scenario, might make you lightly chuckle or sharply exhale through your nose. Scroll down to get somewhat entertained.
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Oh, Uncle Jack
This is brilliant! Especially for people who write their names in small letters. Have a bit of self respect!
Y’know why Legolas was so confident? He had elf-respect.
Load More Replies...I use colons and semicolons. Sometimes, I feel so alone; it’s like no one understands any more that these have meaning. Start a list: list several things, end with a full stop/period.
Load More Replies...In German we have "Wir helfen kranken Vögeln" (we help sick birds, something a vet could say) and "Wir helfen Kranken vögeln" (we help sickos f...) 🤣
Correct spelling has gone down the toilet due to sheer laziness. God forbid you should capitalize and use proper punctuation.
Dedicating time to experience humorous things is undoubtedly good for you. It gives your mood a boost and, in turn, works wonders in many other areas. For example, one study found that watching a funny video can make you feel more energized and ready to tackle challenging tasks. Another study looked into how humor and laughter affect our short-term memory by studying elderly people’s responses to funny videos. The positive outcomes were undeniable.
Laughter in general is great for you, even without the humor in it. A study that looked into findings regarding genuine and simulated laughter found that the physical act of laughing on its own is good for you. It potentially makes chemical changes in the body that reduces stress and increases pain tolerance. “With no downsides, side-effects, or risks, perhaps it is time to consider laughter seriously.”
To Look Dangerous
Imagine trying to look all big, bad, and dangerous and some human comes along and boops your snoot.
More cute. Incidentally they are genetically closer to a raccoon than a panda.
“How have you been?” “I’ve missed you SO much!!”……
Load More Replies...Up-And-Coming Music Legends
I was thinking this and came looking to see if anyone posted it <3 <3
Load More Replies...Steven M. Sultanoff, a clinical psychologist and professor at Pepperdine University has been studying the impact of humor on our lives for years. He thinks that it’s not only laughter that’s the best medicine. “My belief is that we are going to eventually discover that the most dramatic health benefits of humor are not in laughter, but in the cognitive and emotional management that humorous experiences provide. The experience of humor relieves emotional distress and assists in changing negative thinking patterns.”
If you’d like to find more humor in your everyday life, there are ways to invite it in. Determine what kind of humor you like and then try seeking it out. The easiest way to do that by following social media comedy accounts that you like or bookmarking your favorite jokes in a special folder on your phone. When unwinding in front of the TV, opt for a sitcom or a lighthearted movie instead of a tear-jerker. Choose a book that can make you laugh and try a comedy podcast once in a while. In general, make sure that the information you take in throughout the day has enough positivity in it to help you enjoy living.
My Uncle (A Retired Fisherman) Volunteered To Build His First Grandson's Crib...there Were Mixed Reactions
I've seen this picture a lot and every time a different relative has built it for the baby. :)
It was actually built by an artist, I forget his name. It’s been wandering the internet for years now.
Load More Replies...I love this! But its tilting a bit too much. The shark gets an easy snack 😄
Cat Hat The Tigress Expression Down Pat
I didn't notice him right away dressed up as a panda, and now I'm laughing like a fool in my office.
I didn't even see him as a panda in the back at first, but once I noticed, milk I didn't even drink yet came out my nose.
I love this guy-- he does the most bizarre, absurd, and hilarious low-budget cosplay. He occasionally features his cats. My cat would claw my eyes out if I tried to shove it in an adorable costume.
At first glance, I saw the smallest nose, on an adult human, that I've ever seen. And then, I wondered why he decided to add a Hitler mustache to his look. I'm going back to bed.
Effort to make vest = amazing. Effort to replicate panda = THE BEST!
Car Salesman Closer
"So you said it doesn't right?" "Yes, car go road, not space." "Well car went wall." "Car can also go wall."
However, don’t only rely on external fun to feed your brain positive emotions. According to Catherine Price, the author of “Power of Fun: How to Feel Alive Again,” phones, TV, and social media are all a form of “fake fun.” Instead, she suggests her own perfect recipe for true fun that she discovered after five years of researching what makes people most engaged in their lives. That is experiencing playfulness, connection, and flow.
My Leasing Office Sent Out A Note Saying Anything Left In The Common Area Would Get Thrown Out Due To Overcrowding Of Bikes And Shoes. This Was My Neighbor's Response
Get A Dog They Said. It'll Be Fun!
He wants you to have his back while eating. He truly trust you♥️
Just wait until you and Greg have a human child. You’ll forget dignity ever existed.
People don’t realize their own actions will inadvertently train a dog for certain behaviors. Chances are they did this with him as a puppy to encourage him to eat all of his food
Yep. My "s**t, when did we train this?" moment yesterday: Lou deciding to stop at every market booth where we gave him carrots/apples after buying. Suddenly 22kg get the weight of a horse and start "talking" to the sellers."No more market snacks for you bud"
Load More Replies...We recently brought home a rescue and I accidentally did the same thing. He was nervous and wouldn't eat so I sat next to him to make him feel more comfortable, which quickly turned into him not eating unless I was sitting next to him. A few weeks of moving one step back while he ate has since (mostly) broken this cycle but I can relate to this one
It's so funny the differences between dogs. Even same breed, never been mistreated. I found that my oldest dog (I always try to have two) used to be snarf down his food as fast as possible. While the younger one would take it's time. When the older one died and I got a new puppy the *new* older dog suddenly switched from taking her time to snarfing her food fast as possible. While the new pup eats slowly and gets easily distracted. Had two others that would both just eat what they wanted and walk away. No stealing the other's food. No rush, no fuss.
Load More Replies...🙄 my rott has decided he won't eat until my mom comes home (shes not even the 1 of takes care of him), which is super annoying for wasting dog food and trying to keep weight on him... but, we just found out she has heart failure and I think he knew before us. Some dogs just want to eat with their pack. They should try eating at the same time as him.
Mine won't eat until AFTER I eat. It's like she wants an audience.
Load More Replies...C;mon guys. After a day or so, the dog will eat whether you're there or not. I doubt that he's so devoted to you that he'll starve himself.
:) my cat used to wake up SCREAMING. He would yowl like his tail was on fire, then wander off to go eat. One day I off handed said "foods over there buddy" & waved at his dish. He didn't say a thing & just went to his dish. Ok. Cool. Next time he woke up it was back to the screaming & he would walk up to my face, step on my chest & yowl at full volume until I told him where his food was. This became the new norm. As he got older we eventually put his food dish in his bed, just to try & stop the cycle but he would wake up, scream, walk to us, scream in our faces & then go back to his bed, lay down & eat. I miss that cat. He was the best. A doofus, but the best doofus.
Our German shepherd does this. We have to be in the same vicinity and the human papa basically stands like that. Lol
I Find Few Vanity Plates Clever
NY has the ugliest license plates. I wish they'd get nicer ones and stick with it. They keep changing them to worse and worse designs.
I like the taxicab yellow. Reminds me of the plates when I was a kid in nyc
Load More Replies...I live in Athens, GA, home of the Bulldog mascot Ugga. Plates on a Beetle said UGABUGA.
I wanted DOG on my land rover but the state said no, " what does it say ina mirror'
Playfulness is the lighthearted outlook at the world around you. Connection is the special feeling you get from shared experiences. Flow is feeling “in the zone” and not noticing the time go by. Separately, all of these “have been shown to improve people’s moods and mental health.” However, together, they are almost magical. “When people are having actual fun, they report feeling focused and present, free from anxiety and self-criticism. They laugh and feel connected, both to other people and to their authentic selves.”
Space Invaders Floor Tiles In A Local Bar
This is awesome. Shall we consider centipede or breakout as well? I need this to be the next HGTV trend.
Clever, but I wonder if the generations that didn't grow up with Space Invaders will understand it. Will they just see flies coming off the poop imogi?
Use to play this game a ton when I was a kid. It was the only fun computer game we had😂!
Brings fond memories of many lost forever hours, getting drunk while saving the planet.
My mind is trapped in the gutter!
Load More Replies...Supposedly A Girl In A Kindergarten In Poland Drew This As Her "Draw My Family" Picture. The Teachers Contacted A Psychologist, But It Turned Out That On Weekends, The Girl's Entire Family Like To Scuba Dive Together
Instead of contacting a psychologist, talk with the child. "Oooh, that's an interesting picture. Tell me about it. What was happening?" The child then replies, "We went scuba diving!" "Ah" thinks the teacher. "That sounds like lots of fun." And then they go about their day.
I know right?!? 1 of the kids even has floaty wings on. I think they meant snorkeling instead of scuba tho. Totally different.
Load More Replies...You can see the bubbles from their snorkels! She did a good job 😄
Scuba is an acronym for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. That's just snorkeling.
Yep. 1 of the kids even has floaty wings. I'm not sure how old you have to be to scuba, but it's older than that!
Load More Replies...Exactly. I don't know why someone downvoted you but this is clearly snorkelling- that's why they have the snorkel pipes extending upwards. So sick of this mentality on the internet of reacting badly to corrections.
Load More Replies...I’ve seen thus image before and it wasn’t Swiss then. It’s been passed around tye internet before.
True and I was going to say the same but you got there first. However, this story has a nice dark humor.
Load More Replies...My daughter teaches a pole dancing fitness class. Her son drew that for their mother's day thing of "my mom is good at..." The teacher crossed off dancing and wrote in climbing lol
This is why witnesses are not always the best at crime scenes. What we see and how we interpret it can completely different things.
An Ai-Generated Image Of "Salmon Swimming Down A River"
Does this mean that during salmon runs basically the bear experiences what it's like to eat at a conveyor sushi place?
David Attenborough voice: "Here we have the majestic sushi salmon. Every year it makes the perilous journey upstream where thousands of sushi chefs patiently wait with hundreds of pounds of rice, nori, and wasabi."
Brother Bear, but the bears are replaced with sushi chefs
Load More Replies...I like that AI art is basically YouTube Poop levels of shitposting a lot of the time
I tried asking the Photoshop AI to make me a "profile of young woman in a painterly style" what came out at the other end looked more like a H.P. Lovecraft nightmare.
To have more fun, Price suggests sitting down and analyzing what truly makes us feel good. “Think of times when you laughed with other people and felt completely engrossed in the experience. What were you doing? Who were you with? What made the experience feel so good?” This can be as small as playing with your dog or reading in the sun.
Saw On Facebook Today. Felt It Belonged Here
I can’t take credit for this but I recently learned the BP workaround. Fück!
Load More Replies...This Morning I Saw This Actual Squirrel Listening To A Stone Frog Read Them A Book
I was probably not right about this but I was practicing my violin outside laundry mat and this squirrel looked like he was listening. A,few minutes in he walked closer to me and was eating and listening to me I think.
I'm pretty sure it's a black walnut with it's green covering still on it. They fall on the ground around here a lot. Look like small tennis balls.
Load More Replies...Just FYI squirrels will actually go onto flat rocks to eat as a "dinner table"
This Car Is Not Amused
Of course they are, they's like ten on my street right now!/s
Load More Replies...If Miranda from "The Devil Wears Prada" was a car. That gave side-eye. (Side-lamp?)
Once you know what truly makes you feel good (not numb or mindless, like your phone can do sometimes), you can dedicate more time to that activity or those people. “Prioritizing fun may feel difficult, but it’s worth it. Our lives, after all, are defined by what we choose to pay attention to. The more you pay attention to fun and the energy it produces, the better you’ll feel.”
Shared Disappointed. Glad I Never Saw This For Two Decades...can Never Un-See This Now
Huh, other comments say this isn't even from the Matrix. I thought you could believe everything you see/read on the internet. My world is shattered now.
That must have been rehearsal, or making up some scenes. Here’s how they actually did it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV3oWbPmSQ
Easier Than I Thought!
I’m still trying to piece together what they were hoping they would get…
Load More Replies...when i was younger i poured a bag of bullet shells on the ground and made a horse, whenever i see this picture it reminds me of that
Well, It Fooled Me Too
Bruh why do you ppl downvote for no reason [EDIT]: Yay you got 19 upvotes. Glad no one's downvoting for no reason
Load More Replies...Yeah, I have never found that these sprays work. My doggos are like "Hmmm, piquant with a base of oak, with an overlay of crabapple. I must have that again with tonight's dinner."
The most amusing part of this is that it was a person who chewed it up, not a dog...
Of course, allocating time for pure fun is not always feasible. In those situations, try incorporating one of these three elements into your day. Get playful by wearing bright colors or fun patterns. Sultanoff even takes it to a new level by carrying a clown nose with him and popping it on whenever he feels like it. “My drivers license has me with my nose. At airports, ticket agents always smile at my ID. My watch runs backwards. You should see the smiles when I show it to others asking for the time. My car is equipped with bubbles which pass the time as I wait in a fast food drive-through.”
This Restaurant’s Guide For Washing Your Hands
I saw this in a restroom, but the lyrics were the chorus to Raspberry Beret. I sang it out loud.
Has anyone else ever found it odd that the “employees must wash hands” signs are always by the sink, instead of by the door? If they’ve stopped at the sink, they’re likely already there to wash their hands. If they haven’t washed, they’ve skipped the sink area all together and are headed out the door. This has always bothered me.
They'd need a poster of an angry mother pointing at them saying: " Wash your hands, d....t!!" 🥲
Load More Replies...You'd think so... But even during the lockdown there were still people who'd wipe and leave without washing their hands
Load More Replies...Well, I guess I'm playing that in my head for the rest of the day now.
Okay, Okay, I'll Stop!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh c**p u made me laugh during class
I looked at a woman once who had a funny tee-shirt on, she said "Stop looking at my breasts" - I said "Don't wear tee-shirts with funny sayings if you don't want people to look at you."
You took a picture of their bottom! They told you not to! Lol :)
This Woman's Review Of A Litter Box On Amazon
The top can be taken off, so someone put it bac aftet she positioned herself, and then took the photo. She will get out the same way (the other way around, actually) if that person decides to help her. 🤣
Load More Replies...Republicans use this pic to prove rumors of schools stocking litterboxes for kids identifying as cats in 3...2...1...
I have this exact litterbox for my cats, there's no way you could fit a child in it, let alone an adult.
I can't even tell what kind of top she's wearing
Load More Replies...Try to see playfulness in the world around you, as well. Maybe you notice a funny sign, a quirky coincidence, or the beauty of nature. Also, see if you can add more flow into your day by experimenting with new hobbies. See if any of them make you feel like time’s flying by and stick with them. Allow yourself to connect with people around. Do this by calling your friends or relatives you might not spend too much time with or simply having small talk in the grocery store. Notice how all these little things make you feel.
A Note From My Wife
Please evict him kindly and politely, and only after he finished his toast ❤️
I live on the ground floor of an old building. I have a couple of mice every year. Man they are cute until they chewed the wire on my stove and almost started a fire and chewed the wire on my wii light bar and it stopped working. Unfortunately I have to set traps and evict them with malice.
Living on a farm, we have mice sometimes. 🐭 I found these catch and release traps on Amazon that have been really useful and are humane (unlike those awful glue traps 🤮) but yeah, gotta get them out somehow
We have humane traps as well but I swear we keep catching the same mouse. I carry it half mile away into the woods and release but three days later it’s back, always in the same trap.
Load More Replies...Mice are super cute. Caught one in our kitchen a few years ago in a humane trap so we could evict him politely. Released him into a field and he never came back. Walking my dog in the same field some years later, he comes trotting up to me with something in his mouth: a tiny mouse, totally unharmed, just curled up with a look of shock on his little face. I gently set him down, he sniffs my hand a few times, and scarpers off into the bushes. I like to think that it was a descendant of the mouse I freed all those years ago, trying to say thanks for not murdering my great grandad or something. In reality I know it was just a random mouse, but still. I can dream.
I tried to catch the mouse that got into my apartment and let him outside, but sadly the cats were faster.
Not How I Expected Him To Come Back, But Ok
I now wish to see this on a billboard by the interstate as an ad for Hyundai. "Christ is coming.... in a Hyundai Elantra" 😆 Perfect to boost sales around Easter and Christmas.
That's odd. His disciples were in a Honda Accord. Look it up! (Acts 2:1)
Watching Netflix When I Noticed I Had The Exact Same Digital Clock As A TV Show I Was Watching... And It Happened To Be The Same Time!
Or....hear me out... you noticed you had the same clock as shown on the episode summary page, and took a picture when it happened to show the same time later on.
why even wait that long, just change your clock to match and make up the caption.
Load More Replies...The people on this list were also keeping their eyes open for the playfulness around them. Maybe what they found wasn’t enough to make them cry from laughter, but it did make them amused enough to brighten their day. We hope this list brightens yours, too.
Sums Me Up!
So, what do you think is his favorite animal? I got him pinned as a cat.
This is ridiculous, they aren't just dogs, they are GREYHOUNDS!!!!
My colleague sent me the rabbit version of this. Can’t think why…
Judging By My Heart Rate, My Apple Watch Thinks I Was Very Active On Wednesday. In Reality I Just Had A Long Panic Attack. Bet I Can Do It Again!
Haha, once i was really really anxious and stressed out about talking to people (i was standing in a hallway offering directions to people that were lost for 4 hours) and all i did was stand there and i reached my exercise goal standing in one spot with a racing heart and fidgeting hands.
Yeah.....panic attacks are scary. At 35 I had my first serious one during the covid lockdows. Thought I was having a literal heart attack. Had many more after that. My trick is to sit and find an object to look at and try to sing a song from memory start to finish without any actual music. It works like every single time for me.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, if it can't tell the difference between rocking back and forth in a fetal position, and jogging, it's just a waste of money.
I have POTS, which often gives me tachycardia where I'll be at 140bpm even while sitting still. Then later I check my Fitbit and it's like "WOW, you did 3 hours of cardio today, keep it up!" 😐 I'd like to believe I really burned 1000 calories sitting on the couch, but I highly doubt it😅
I definitely can relate to the panic attacks. I really hope that gets better for you. It's a very real and terrifying.
Someone posted they were jerking off and his watch warned "abnormal heartrate detected".
A Butternut Squash
At My Vet's Office
My dermatillomania will find a spot even when there isn't one
Load More Replies...Would have been great during covid, our pets would have just been looking at us like 🤔 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl Decided To Send Me A Sexy Text Message. The Preview Cut Off At A Very Unsexy Moment
Forget the hilarious preview cutoff, if you want to avoid a very inconvenient ‘playtime over’ then charge your phone sir! 😂
When I laugh too hard I fart. This message just sent me into a giggle -> fart, giggle -> fart, infinite loop that still has not ended. Seriously guys, I'm 😭
Yep
Well, without a good point of reference, I can't judge height. However, the floor tiles are 1 foot square, or ~30 cm. It looks like it covers two squares. The average banana is ~19cm. So, 60/19=3.16. The sign is ~3 bananas wide at the base. EDIT: Thank you Google Image Search for finding this $55 sign. It is 3 feet tall. So, 3 feet = ~91 cm. 91/19=4.79. So, it is just shy of 5 bananas tall.
Load More Replies...I saw one of these the other day and got unreasonably excited. XD
The warning "wet floor" needs the addition of: "This is not an instruction".
Til If You Ever Lose Your Wedding Ring, Start Planting Carrots In Your Garden
You would think the odds would be ridiculous. But if you think about it gardens are planted in the same area for many decades alot of the time. And sewing seed is often done by hand. And some one losing a ring while gardening is probably something that happens often enough. Still it’s cool as hell.
only a couple months, the rings were missing for years
Load More Replies...Went To A 30th At A Village Hall And This Was In The Mens Toilet
I didn't want to upvote you, but your name's Graham Chapman and your pronouns made me giggle...
Load More Replies...When Viewing Buckingham Palace On Google Maps, The Street View Figure Turns Into A Tiny Queen Elizabeth!
If you do the same thing close to Area 51 in Nevada, USA, it turns into an alien
Wondered if they changed it to Charles ... nope. BP-64f0847f90760.jpg
i just try, it's the basic orange little human
Load More Replies...Not A Good Sign For The Ladies
I was in a posh restaurant in Hollywood and the rest rooms were labeled W and M. My friends call me M, short for Meredith. Guess which restroom I went in.
No Kidding?
But you know that if they don't disclaim it, some oversized dingdong is going to get butthurt and sue.
I know this isn't the point of this image, but I can't stop laughing at "eef hot dog"
I want to hear the story behind why they felt the need to point out the obvious 😅
Because someone tried to claim, "This is false advertising!! I should get mine for free because you lied to me!!!"
Load More Replies...Well, can you really blame them? People will sue for anything nowadays. And some judge would side with them since it doesn’t say that on the photo of a humongous hot dog.
I don't know if they had to put that disclaimer there for legal reasons or if they put it there because someone fussed because the hot dog they got wasn't as big as the one on the sign. These days I'd go for the second reason.
The Perfect Fit On My Instagram Explore Page
Looks like lots of Charlie horses/ muscle spasms. Looks incredibly painful.. To much, to hard, to quick. Take magnesium and potassium
The colors of the outfit make it seem like its one picture.
Load More Replies...Get To The Chopper!
Matrix: remember when i promised to kill you last Sully: thats right Matrix you did Matrix: i lied
Learning How To Use My New Drywall Sander
Hi drywall I need to prepare you I know this is going to be upsetting but I need to sand you just a bit ok?
The Honeymooners: Ralph this is how you address the ball "Hello Ball!".
I saw a sign at a lake once for boat rules and it said “if boat is upset, stay with boat” even though that probably means something’s broken or wrong (I don’t know a lot about boats) I found it funny. We can’t abandon this poor upset boat, comfort it
"There, there. This wake too, shall pass..."
Load More Replies...Indeed, Karen. We are, after all, on Bored Panda together...
Load More Replies...I’ll Never Look Cool In Sunglasses Because One Of My Ears Is Higher Than The Other
I have that problem with my eyes, I eye is slightly bigger so the brow sticks out of the top of the shades, makes it look like I'm giving The Rock style stink-eye..
Load More Replies...Go to an optometrist. They have a heater that can be used to soften the legs of glasses. They can made adaptations so the sunglasses sit straight.
Just wait until you're older and one of your boobs is higher than the other! :)
Adjust the arms so that one side sits higher than the other, keep adjusting until your glasses sit straight.
Same. You just have to bend one of the earpieces (gently) until the glasses look even.
Now I Can Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
The caption!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA For you younger folks, check out that song. It's by Roger Miller.
For that matter, check out all of Roger Miller, including his work for Disney's Robin Hood (the whistling one got turned into Hamster Dance)
Load More Replies...all ya gotta do is put your mind to it! knuckle down, buckle down - do it, do it, do it! yassss for some roger miller!
Also..."You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage... but you can be happy, if you've a mind to..."
Load More Replies...Can't up vote this enough! Yes yes he does. Prolly wore em in ConAir
Load More Replies..."You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd," https://youtu.be/KI-8hst0bho?si=HZee1T6y9ZkXKtn0
Gotta Appreciate Electrical Issues
We had a Black Angus Restaurant sign with the letter "g" burned out for a few months, so I get it.
There is a club in my town called "The Services Club". A few years ago the neon letters in the sign were blacked out for S, E & R so for a while it was "The Vices Club". I thought it was funny.
I remember when the initial R lost its front leg on the government rest house in Karachi and turned into the Pest House
When Reddit Answers Itself
And when you sit down, the pain in your butt is like when you step on them barefoot.
I’m Known For Getting Good Pause Faces But I Didn’t Ask For This
but she's a minor.....that's a kink we can shame.
Load More Replies...Maybe Grandpa Comes With The House If You Buy It
I spent years as a home theater installs and did hundreds of TV mounts above fireplaces. Doesn't hurt the TV if you get the correct spacers on the mount. I don't like it cause you're looking up. It's like sitting in the first row of a movie theater. Yuck
Load More Replies...Why do Americans put their TVs so damn high up??? Should be at eye level
I'm to assume the *other* rooms in this house are the beautiful ones in this ranch then? Because this one is not.
Paint drying is less cruel, and unlike fishing, you get something worthwhile at the end of it!
Load More Replies...I Just Noticed The Corporate Bickering On My Home Depot And Lowes Buckets
It's not for no reason, Lowes has just learned from experience that it has to be said.
Load More Replies...Ahh yes lowes... Where rude, sexist, and unhelpful service reigns. Need something specific that they don't carry? No problem they'll harass you and follow you through the store telling you it doesn't exist and pressure you to buy something else.... Just because you don't have it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.... Home Depot is always a good experience though!!
Reminds me of the 80s ads by Honda and Yamaha. Honda said, ‘Follow the leader.” Yamaha said, “Don’t follow anyone.”
Apparently Lowes caters it's PR towards women and homeowners and Home Depot towards men and construction workers. Don't ask me what that means, it just read it somewhere.
the staff at lowes are definitely more helpful and they really back up their installation services...according to the web, home depot does not...
Load More Replies...Found This Under One Twitter Post About Apple Inc
I'm just here to say that I have marked this post as one where you are NOT ALLOWED to argue about apple vs android, anybody who does will have 3 random system files deleted.
Their kneecaps will also be spontaneously deleted
Load More Replies...Yes, preferably made from sustainably sourced wood, locally grown roots, and only the purest, prettiest bird feathers...
Well, the owners of Apple products should be very proud knowing that somehow somewhere a slave made their stuff..oh, and Nike too!
My Buddy’s Bar Tab Receipt After A Company Event
Depends. Sometimes the people who do this leave like a $1 tip
Load More Replies...Did they hold the company event AT a Rite Aid, or was this a company event FOR Rite Aid? He should’ve opted for the emailed receipt.
I’m gonna hope and guess that was for the entire event not just him or his liver would be climbing out of his body
This Always Makes My Morning Commute Start With A Giggle
My first thought was SpongeBob episode "Mind the Gap". Omg I need a life.
A Whole Section In A Japanese Store Dedicated To Chair Socks
Oh man, I was at a DAISO in Sydney and came across these! I posted a picture to Facebook saying something on the lines of "LOL chair socks?! Really?" To my surprise the responses I got were people saying things like "ooh, those are dead useful" and "can you pick some up for me while you're there?" They're for protecting your floor from scratches and making it easy to push your chair around on non carpeted surfaces as well as picking up dust (they're washable, naturally). I did end up buying some, and in fact I can see the exact same ones in this picture! Third down on the left, with the grey stripes.
After my trip to Japan I have four hello kitty chair booties. Every now and again I look at them in the bottom of the drawer and wonder what I was thinking that day. 🙂
Load More Replies...Here we glue little felt squares to the bottom of the legs of chairs and tables
I did the same thing but the damn felt pads fell off and got stuck to the floor instead.
Load More Replies...I have chair socks! Great for not annoying downstairs neighbours.
I had them for a long time but they just gathered dust and always looked mucky
Have just read all the comments and it has finally got through to my poor broken brain that the socks go on the legs of the chairs and are not socks for people to change into before sitting in a chair...the correct use makes much more sense x
So Glad Twitter Can Keep Me Updated On The Eclipse
i can imagine @Sun getting a notification saying: the moon has blocked you.
Load More Replies...This Google Review Of A Parking Lot
And the roof is made of... you'll never guess... roof!
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They do sell the products for a 1-hr poo. And products to stop the poo.
That's from back in the olden days when photos had actual film and needed to be developed.
Load More Replies...Flight N1180m In Florida Actually Did This
If you wonder, that's true. A Cessna Skyhawk owned by "FLYING WEANERS INC". https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/N1180M/history/20210923/1956Z/KCRG/KCRG
Of All The Shirts To Buy A Second Time While Browsing The Internet Drunk Forgetting I Already Owned It
I did this with a couple records I already have. Luckily I was able to cancel the order the next day when my wife said we already have those goof! Yeah, I was buzzed shopping.
Choosing Call Vibration Patterns On New Phone
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, and when he finally came back, his hair... had turned from black into bright white...
Saw This And Thought It Belonged Here
The Common Google Search Results For How To Disable The Fn Key Switch Are Entered By People With The Fn Key Switch Enabled
Also on some laptops, the num pad on the far right isn't separate from the normal keyboard, so Fn turns part of the keyboard into a numpad, where U becomes 4, I - 5, and O - 6, and so on, hence why all of the 'O' letters in the post are becoming a 6.
Load More Replies...I Even Confuse The Doctor
why did i read that "WHAT" in lil jon's voice?? now i can't stop picturing him in the medical coat as an ob-gyn lol
This isn't real. I've done dozens of various medical tests in my life, and zero of the results looked like the doctor printed them at home with the old printer from the basement.
Stockholm, Sweden. Yeah... Really
Isn't Swedeland a cold country? Shouldn't flat-topped roofs be horrible for rain & snow compared to angled ones? 🤔
So Tired This Morning, I Almost Put Steak Tips In My Smoothie Instead Of Strawberries
Yes, this! So many times I've reached into the freezer and gone, "What the heck is this?"
Load More Replies...From A Distance I Thought My New Wellbutrin Tabs Actually Said "Lol Ha"
Wow! You can afford Wellbutrin? Here in Georgia US they're about $1000USD for one month! Congrats!
The Other Day, I Saw A Chicken Trying To Cross The Road
It’s still a chicken, both roosters and hens are still chickens
Load More Replies...Did you know that's a suicide joke?? Chicken crossed to "reach the other side..." wild huh??
Neat. According to the riddle, we are more interested in the crossing completion.
If video games have taught me anything, that chicken has a quest for you.
Got This USB Drive In The Mail Inside This Special Protective Envelope
That's kind of sketch. Hopefully there's nothing malicious on there. Or maybe I'm just paranoid?
That was my first thought so if you are then so am I
Load More Replies...The Spray Bottle Top Looks Like A Walking Man
He-Man with that page boy haircut and a cape.
Load More Replies...New From Apple
I'm more concerned with the fact that this photo was taken at approx. 50mph and the angle suggests it was taken by the driver.
8008 looks like BOOBS, this one is 180085 so iBOOBS i.e. boobs from apple
Load More Replies...This Nice Set Of Mushrooms I Found In My Garden
And With The Power Of Photo Shop…
Went To A Local Ice-Cream Shop, This Was Sign On The Counter
so you can't write b**bs without being censored, but you can write iBoobs?
Load More Replies...Not Sure If This Is The Right Sub Reddit For This But, The Way These Two Different Post Lined Up In My Feed
Forgive Me Dad … But I Think He’d Get A Chuckle Out Of My Response
I lost a dad and this made me literally lol
Load More Replies...Humor n death.. I'll laugh all the way to my grave! When ppl say " Ur Mom" reply us " sheees deead!"
I Cooked Some Eggs Today And I Think They Summed Up How Most Of Us Feel About 2020
My Car Hit An Important Milestone Today
69 is definitely not sex but it is a sexual act
Load More Replies...The National Enquirer Breaking The Big Stories
I Ordered 6 Individual Bananas For Grocery Delivery, My Shopper Accidentally Read It As "6 Bunches". I Have 39 Bananas To Deal With Now
At least you'll have no problem indicating the scale of various things.
Good thing that's only $3.00. Be the weirdo handing out nanners to strangers on the street.
I can't tell when you posted this but these ideas may help: 1. 3-6 bananas, cut into 1/2-inch slices, sprinkle each with a pinch of sugar, cinnamon, place on baking sheet smeared with butter, bake @ 250 degrees F. until dehydrated or use a dehydrator if you have one. 2. 3-6 bananas, cut into 1/2-inch slices, sprinkle each with a pinch of salt & cayenne pepper, place on baking sheet smeared with butter, bake @ 250 degrees F. until dehydrated or use a dehydrator if you have one. 3. In a sauce pan, add several tablespoons of butter, about a tablespoon of sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and over medium-high heat, melt butter & blend ingredients; add 3 sliced bananas (1/4-inch thick) & heat through, coating slices well. Pour over oatmeal, ice cream, yogurt, pudding, etc. 4. 3-6 bananas sliced about 1/4-inch to 1/2-inch thick, placed on a baking sheet & frozen in freezer & kept in tightly sealed airtight container or plastic bags for up to 6 months. I have more but out of room. Enjoy!
Lol..even Microsoft Wants People To Use Linux
I've piped into an service terms update today. I can't agree more.
Quite Enjoyed This Sign On The Cemetery Where Karl Marx Is Buried
My 93 Year Old Mother In Law Got A New TV. My Brother In Law Helped Her Set It Up. He Modified The Remote To Prevent Confusion
He removed buttons so that his MIL wouldn't be confused. The removed buttons likely wouldn't be used by her. Made her life/choices a lot simpler.
Load More Replies...You can buy a special remote for those who have dementia or other problems. There is a secret panel that you can access to set up their favourite channels. They then can scroll through a short list, have volume control and on/off. This really helped my elderly father in law
I'm 32, and I don't watch television. So, when my dad tells me to check the TV channels or use the guide, I have to scan the entire remote like "WAT"
So our budgie was just trying to help when he would do this, how thoughtful
N the "A" button is always good for reprogramming to 30 second skip.
Load More Replies...The Queen Has A 6 Pack Under Her Nose!
Thank you. This right here is why I come to the internet. Very well done!
Load More Replies...Holy detail. I feel like I knew her in person now and completely forgot about it.
Was There Room In The Fridge For The Pizza? ...yes
Looks like someone got a pizza after barhopping, and couldn't manage to store the leftovers any better! Lol
It'd be a shame if that fridge didn't come with little ridges along the inside for sliding things, like shelves and pizza boxes, in to.
That's Not Very Nice, Michael
F@CK a God that created and allows children to have cancer. F@CK the morons that created Gods and use them to justify being terrible and vile to others.
Load More Replies...I've noticed how in messages the word week often gets cut off before the k
The Joy Of Finding Memes Irl
If she's getting dressed up just to clean the carpet, I worry about her social life.
That's your idea of "dressed up"? That's casual clothes to me
Load More Replies...For people that are confused, this ladies face was used for several memes. rug7-64f0a...f8-png.jpg
If this is supposed to be funny, I'm missing the joke.. other than her carpet. But I think this one missed it's mark IMO.
This sign is still hanging up at one of the supermarkets near my office.
The Abrupt Shift In Tone Between Posts On Reddit Makes Me Chuckle
True. Can I See The Bottom On Though?
Upvotes Match The Subject Matter
Even if it was marijuana, which it’s clearly not, how would children get high by smelling it if it’s in the persons backyard? Also, why is this person even peeking over their neighbors fence?
Someone has no idea how marijuana works, or what tomato plants look like.
Yes, anything to protect parents from having to have a conversation with their kids
Load More Replies...Because everyone knows that marijuana plants growing will get anyone in a 5 mile radius completely baked! I bet the 911 operators were laughing their a$$es off at that call!
Reddit Man Had A Growth Spurt
I’ll Get On The Bandwagon
"Grammarly Is Here To Help"
Yees it could be that, a laugh, or the meaning most people see it as. 🦭
Load More Replies...My Oreo Chocolate Literally Has A Giant Oreo On The Inside With Oreo Branding And Patterns And Everything
An Accidental Poem On Reddit
I gotchu fam. The picture icons on the two posts if you read down the words it reads out: "Roses are red, downvotes are blue, in Soviet Russia, space explores you" What makes it funny is that it happens to rhyme so it is like a really odd coincidental poem.
Load More Replies...“Roses are red, downvotes are blue. In Soviet Russia, space explore you.” It’s the irony of the guy complaining about jokes beginning with the phrase, “roses are red” and then the two captions actually create exactly that - a “roses are red” poem.
This Bottle Cap Was Offended By Me Opening The Soda
As Opposed To What Exactly?
I've also emailed tech support about the missing "this post used to contain x pictures but has been" etc link at the bottom of articles. Fingers crossed.
So it isn't just me missing the link. I've emailed too but no reply
Load More Replies...How rare. Something that's fun instead of making people angry. More like this, please.
You can add "?all_submissions=true" at the end of any BP url to get all submissions: I.e. https://www.boredpanda.com/mildly-amusing-things/?all_submissions=true 91 in this post.
I've also emailed tech support about the missing "this post used to contain x pictures but has been" etc link at the bottom of articles. Fingers crossed.
So it isn't just me missing the link. I've emailed too but no reply
Load More Replies...How rare. Something that's fun instead of making people angry. More like this, please.
You can add "?all_submissions=true" at the end of any BP url to get all submissions: I.e. https://www.boredpanda.com/mildly-amusing-things/?all_submissions=true 91 in this post.
