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11M People Follow This Meme Page Called “Men’s Humor”, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)
The beauty about humor is that there’s a niche for any kind of it on this planet.
Men’s humor—like, the guys being dudes kind—is a whole different ecosystem in and of itself. It’s hard to put a finger on it, it’s just that specific, but one thing’s for certain: it’s funny as hell.
Incidentally, there’s a page that celebrates guy humor in the form of memes (and other bits of content) simply called Men’s Humor. Bored Panda whipped up an entertaining listicle for you from the best memes they had, so scroll down to partake in it.
Oh, and this is part 2 of sorts with part 1 being here. You’re welcome.
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#1
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
That is a Ramen noodle hoodie. I have the same one. It's the Maruchan package, chicken flavor.
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Adam Zad 2 years ago
My girlfriend said "are you even listening to me?" I thought it was a strange way to start a conversation.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
If you say no you're obviously in trouble, but if you say yes you have to tell her what she said before that question. So. . . be careful how you answer!
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Mmhmm, yeah, cool, wow. "How is that cool!?" Oh I mean, oh no. Yeah I've fallen victim to this 😜
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
Me: What time is it? Husband: What? Me: ... Husband: Um it's 5:30. Me: why did you say what if you heard me? Husband:.... 🤦🏻♀️ My dad did the same thing. I just didn't repeat myself and he always ended up answering. My dad was hard of hearing, my husband is now too, but not as bad as either claims. My great granny did the same thing. (Disclosure My Aunt knew ASL and I've also worked with people HOH and deaf so I know they have difficulties and I go out of my way to accommodate them with my enunciation so they can lip read.)
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I do this too! (I’m deaf, but wear Cochlear Implants). Sometimes I heard the person, my brain just needs a minute to process what they said, so I say “what?” and then realize what they said right after I asked.
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René Sauer 2 years ago
"You never listen to me!" " That´s a weird way to start a conversation..."
Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
Urgh, story of my life! I sit and go through a whole story with my man and he's nodding and "mmhming" at all the right places then I get to the point where I'm waiting on an answer and nothing! I'll ask him "what did I say there?" and he repeats back literally the last word I said! But, at the same time, I do the same with him when he's "educating" me on watches, or guitars, or whatever especially when I'm trying to read!
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Tread lightly with that assumption. It's been my experience that most people have selective hearing, and we don't know what they've selected until it comes back to bite us.
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Melody Valek 2 years ago
Why do guys always say this but my personal experience is that approaching them scares them?
Mike de Kleer 2 years ago
Because it's like seeing a Unicorn or a UFO - we don't recognise, understand or know what we're seeing or what to do!
Load More Replies... Dundawunda 2 years ago
Nonono, you're not. You have something unique about you that no-one else has.
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zak 2 years ago
The average human female has only one crotch. The average tree has dozens of crotches. I'm just saying. 😆
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Ya learn something new and wanna stick pencils in your eyes for reading it everyday here!
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PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
I don’t really understand this, but I would much rather talk to a tree. Trees don’t discriminate, trees don’t make fun of you, trees don’t hurt you, trees are friends.
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
... well... this is ... a lie (speaking from personal experience). Would be nice though.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
approached me first I'd probably make out with said tree. Okay wait no, It's a thing, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.
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Paul C. 2 years ago
Went out for a meal, with my wife of over twenty years and when the bill came she got her purse out and paid. Guy on the next table said in a loud voice "well I would never make a lady pay". Before I could speak my wife said "we've got a joint account, so butt out Billy Big B0ll0cks". We chortled all the way home.
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
That's awesome! I've done that a few times when I've got my card out before my husband and said "So I guess you're gonna make me pay again!" When we're at breakfast and have a more experienced waitress they laugh but if we go somewhere and have a younger person they look nervous.
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pamela nichols 2 years ago
Youre going to have to lasso him and drag him to your favorite restaurant. Make sure to grab his wallet on the way out of the door.
Men’s Humor is a lot of things. Mostly, though, it’s a meme page. Well, technically, pages.
Men’s Humor has quite a huge following on Facebook, as of this listicle clocking in at 11 million followers. The two other noteworthy online venues are Instagram, with 4.1 million followers, and Twitter with 2.5 million followers. According to Instagram’s stats, the page has nearly 12,000 posts, so that’s a lot of memes.
There is also a website that focuses on delivering internet pop-culture news, and also provides a bit of info on what the page is all about:
“Men’s Humor is a site geared towards supporting men across the world with all the humor they can handle. Men’s Humor has grown its community to nearly 10 million followers since 2011 and continues to provide all the memes, fails, and comedy we need in our lives. With a funny picture or video, our goal is to make our audience laugh, even if it’s at the expense of some poor, unfortunate soul. It’s all in good fun though, and we love to poke fun at ourselves as well. Men’s Humor plans to continue to grow and encourages our audience to spread laughter with all of their friends and family.”
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
If you're truly DGAF, you don't care whether your wife talks to you or not.
#7
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
I mentioned this in another thread, but a few years back Walmart posted 17 BILLION in profits. Walmart employees took 5 Billion in government assistance. So in other words, 5 billion of your tax dollars went straight into executive pockets because they won't pay a living wage.
Papa Patata 2 years ago
Aww come on, don't you see all that charity work they do? Surely it adds up/S
Load More Replies... Mason Kronol 2 years ago
I had to quit my full time, insurance paying job in 2002 because I couldn't physically do it anymore because of a freak unexpected illness. It took 3 part time jobs to make half of what I made and I didn't qualify for health insurance. I started dating my now husband and my mom tried to get me to marry him sooner so I could get on his insurance plan. That's the same woman that said you don't need a man to take care of you and was proud of me for being single and living alone. America has its priorities backwards.
I give up on society 2 years ago
She forget to add she homeless. Cause I'm in same boat and this boat full.
Danielle Lee 2 years ago
$1,800 a month for a 2 bedroom appt and I need 2 jobs to barely afford it 😫
Let’s roll 2 years ago
Like I mean, what the hell is that? I was job hunting the other day and wages haven’t changed for like 20 years. The world is mad and they are taking us for mugs and all we can do is cry, moan or get mad at each other in our homes and on the internet because our lives have become so repugnant. It’s all our fault, we know what we have to do but we’re just happy letting others (and in our case and I mean this universally) we allow dishonesty to go unpunished. The last economic crash, what was it, 2008? They even made a film with Brad Pitt and Batman in it and nothing has been done. Nothing. Nothing. Madness. We should all be ashamed. I’m a recovering drug addict so I have my excuses but now I am starting to feel like I belong back in the real world but everyone’s ruined it by letting the bad guys have their way. All these bloody wars. Why do we allow it? Do we really feel we have no voice? Or are that easily misled. Any suggestions, I’m all ears.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
If a job is open for a long enough time, it isn't pleasant and/or it doesn't pay well enough.
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Bad Alchemy 2 years ago
I love this! Freakin "Dr" Phil, who is NOT a doctor. I see this I upvote.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Seeing as he has a doctorate in clinical psychology, he IS a Doctor. McGraw graduated in 1975 from Midwestern State University with a B.A. in psychology. He went on to earn an M.A. in experimental psychology in 1976, and a Ph.D. degree in clinical psychology in 1979 at North Texas State University (now the University of North Texas),[6] where his dissertation was titled "Rheumatoid Arthritis: A Psychological Intervention."[7] He did a year of post-doctoral training in forensic psychology at the Wilmington Institute.[8] McGraw's doctoral advisor was Frank Lawlis, who later became the primary contributing psychologist for the Dr. Phil television show.[9]
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BigCityLady 2 years ago
I want to buy that man a drink as he deserves it! He speaks the truth and nothing but the truth. Dr. Phil is nothing but an educated Jerry Springer.
Needmorecowbell 2 years ago
Jerry Springer was brilliant. He had a degree from Tulane and got his law degree from Northwestern. He also did an incredible amount of good work for his home town of Cincinnati. Dr. Phil is just a twat.
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That One Cat 2 years ago
I need that engraved in like a keychain or something
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Someday you will look back in sad melancholy trying to remember when the last time your child asked your opinion was.
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D.L. Birdski 2 years ago
At my best friends wedding reception I put out poster board with 2 baskets in front of it and a small pile of papers and pen. The board said “Vote here for which wedding was better.. his 1st or his 2nd.” His new wife wasn’t happy but everyone else loved it.
It should come as no surprise that humor between the sexes differs. Men’s approach to verbal humor is often akin to one-liners and slapstick comedy, as opposed to a more narrative approach assumed by many women. They are also known to approach it more actively and even physically.
The same set of studies points out that men’s humor is better designed to win attention and affection, in contrast to women’s humor being better designed to maintain these two things.
These are, of course, generalizations and there has been, is, and always will be that one person to break the norm. But, for the time being, empirical evidence suggests these distinctions, and one is not better than the other, but rather they are just different. It also, by no means, means that it's exclusive. If anything, it's inclusive and anyone can have a laugh at it.
#11
Steve 2 years ago (edited)
9 out of 10 doctors highly recommend NOT letting people who hate you bleach your a55hole
Wick E. Scratch 2 years ago
But 10 out of 10 lawyers highly recommend letting people who hate you, bleach your balloon knot - personal injury lawsuits FTW!
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Maybe he regularly gets his back, sack and crack done?
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ADJ 2 years ago
How did the SPA became a place to wax a butt? It is very far away from its original meaning...
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Why? It's the Society for dePilating A******s!
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Very likely the most unnamable body part: Bütthole
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Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
Why would it be? You can't remember two questions when it's an open book test? They're literally right above where you're typing.
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Maehem 2 years ago
My adhd brain cannot comprehend this; if I don't ask them all right away, I forget what I need to know...
Fry Me A Liver 2 years ago
Swap out the word "human" for "man" and you're dead-on. Ask all the questions you want, they're only going to answer one of them.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
If you send me two questions in less time than I can answer the first, I hold back engaging with you as I suspect you will pepper me with a flood of increasingly inane texts.
Load More Replies... Daft Mosquito 2 years ago
There may be different views on what's important.
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Ryan Hailey 2 years ago (edited)
I am a guy and I fully understand. I would struggle with both at once. Edit: Typo
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Melody Valek 2 years ago
The best part is that there's literally no reason it has to be this way, we just let rich bastards control everything
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
But that's socialism, and socialism is evil! /s (TBF it is, but universal healtcare isn't socialism)
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Redwitch 2 years ago
I'm an American expat turned British citizen. My parents want me to move back and refuse to believe US Healthcare is so messed up and can't understand why I'd never ever give up living in the UK with its glorious free healthcare- which saved my life - with no bill.I feel sorry for all of you stuck.
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
And then when you desperately need an mri that has been suggested by multiple doctors, they decide to cancel your appointment and make you wait 2 ½ months in terrible pain!
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
or will deny it as not "medically necessary". Medical Biller here, had to do an appeal for anesthesia for an appendectomy because the insurance didn't think it was medically necessary for anesthesia... i wanted to call and ask them how they would like it if they had their appendix removed with no anesthesia.
Load More Replies... Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's the land of the free! You're free to pay companies as much money as you have and then some!
Sue 2 years ago
My daughter, who makes $13 an hour, pays several hundred a month for insurance with a $4,000 deductible. It's disgusting.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
If I had a complaint that I thought was going to cost $3500, I'd f**k myself off a roof just to get something back from that insurance
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Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Well... my mother spent almost three whole months in hospital a couple years ago and I didn't have to pay for anything they provided. Needless to say, I'm not in the USA.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
For most people, most of the time, health insurance is a loss. But one bad car wreck or extended hospital stay or surgery....
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Many things in the States are counterintuitive. This is one of the many.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
In western cultures - where the parents don't get the help of a great number of relatives, neighbors ammd friends- one child is all I can manage. Poorly
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
I didn't realize the difference until I lived it. My sibling and I had been raising their child together and it was so tough for many years. Then some wonderful people who are immigrants moved close by (I'm in US) and included our child in the rotation, which included other people from their country who also lived near and it has been amazing. Children should be raised in groups, with a rotating group of trusted parent friends taking turns watching them and including them. You socialize together, share similar values about children. This is the way it should be done. I hope they never move away. And yes, we are involved too with their children. They send us a part of a great dish they made, we do the same and send back. I've wanted this my whole life.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
"What is it like having a fourth child? It's like you're drowning, and someone throws you a baby." - Jim Gaffigan
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
My rule was a one to one ratio or less. Never have more kids than parents if it can be avoided. Otherwise they swarm you like bees.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Lmao love these situations, not just relating to children but to anything really. "I just got some fine quality sand, the best in the world! Sorry can't tell you where I got it." Oh no, all good, I don't need to know...
Istvan Kozak 2 years ago
Don't mean to brag? LOL. No let me brag to you about being single and doing whatever you want whenever you want. No asses to wipe and no fragile emotional she beast to have to listen to. It'like a shirt I once saw. It said don't shoot I'm not married life is great.
Wm Paul Robinson 2 years ago
Depends which country, if you get good benefits for each child, or dramitically drops after a certain number. Here in my adoptive France the benefits for the children and family are possibly too good in comparison to other countries, and many say some people (naturally aimed at migrants most of the time) breed for the social benefits from the govt.
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Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Nah, sounds more like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHffffffftftftftfffffffft.
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Heather W 2 years ago
My cat likes to sleep on me and woke herself with a fart one night. She hissed at me, smacked me, and left. You don't need marriage to know this kind of love lol
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
haha! Good to know cats are like that too. One of my dogs woke himself up with a little squeaker. The difference was he didn't bite me, he just woke and and looked as his own butt in a confused way.
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Richard Samul 2 years ago
My wife farts back, and tries to out-do me in volume, duration, and smell. This is what 26 years of wedded bliss is like, folks.
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
When I had my appendix removed they told me I couldn't be released until I was able to have a bowel movement and pass gas a few times. I had been married 12 years, together 14. That was uncomfortable. He really thought I was unable to. We laughed so much because it was the first time! Unfortunately after that I had serious IBS so he now knows I definitely can!
Reddit is a good example of men’s humor with communities like r/WhyWomenLiveLonger, where men do extremely dangerous or stupid things, and r/JustGuysBeingDudes, a subreddit for “guys being dudes, boys being boys, and madlads just goofing around.”
The latter perfectly exemplifies the active humor part mentioned previously. In a way, the collective male mind takes over and provides acts of pure zen in the best sense of the word: doing something random or serene or innocent or even funny and sharing a very guy moment of togetherness through meaningful experiences that have a varying whiff of humor to them. You gotta experience it to understand it.
I mean, ultimately, it can be a mating call of sorts if you wanna dumb it down to that degree. But it doesn’t detract from the fact that it’s a certain kind of art that men perfect every time when conditions are perfect.
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Spencer's slave 2 years ago
Read it in Mancunian accent and it becomes a line in a Coronation Street episode 🙄
Justin Walsh 2 years ago
I'm a 47 year old gay man and I may sadly fall into this category considering my nightly face washing, eye cream and melatonin routine.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
The college education you can get there actually IS free!
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Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
And they say there's no affordable housing available for the poor!
Id row 2 years ago
The prisons in Norway would have people in the US committing crimes to live there.
Hollow Man 2 years ago
Oh we know, we just can't afford to fly to Norway so we can commit a crime.
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I give up on society 2 years ago
I know a few homeless who go to jail. Just so they can take a shower, eat and sleep.
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baby frog 2 years ago
the kind you get after trying to ask your crush out
Load More Replies... Szzone 2 years ago
Typical women's scents: Strawberry and flowers, lavender, honey and aloe vera Typical men's scents: Freedom, eagle power, Raw Strength, Mountain stream, Tank
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Okay I’m obviously not a man because I definitely prefer the “women” scents
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I went to buy shampoo last Saturday and there were two options, one that smelt like flowers and the other smelt like non-scented shampoo labeled MEN. Exactly the same....same brand too. I took the one that smelt like flowers.
Vinchenski 2 years ago
There was a large portion of the early 2000's that I used Lynx here in the UK, and smelled like "Africa"...
James016 2 years ago
Christmas is not Christmas in the UK if someone doesn't receive a Lynx Africa set
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Robert T 2 years ago
WTF is Carbon supposed to smell like. To me carbon is what you get when you burn toast.
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
There was an Old Spice scent called Elk Lord. It sounds very cool, who wouldn't want to rule elk, but unfortunately it does not smell good.
No Clue 2 years ago
Old Spice does have some awesome- sounding scents, even if they don't make any sense.
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Demiboy forg 2 years ago
I don't wanna smell like "taking a s**t in the sleepcountry parking lot with Sonic exe" I wanna smell like m***********g fruit or smth
Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
Bruh I had a men's deodorant named "manly lavender" M A N L Y L A V E N D E R . . . Like why can't lavender be manly by itself? Why specify? (Im looking at you oldspice)
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DKH 2 years ago
I like how they incorporate passive solar heating. It shows us that the billionaires really do care.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
They have to make sure to look after themselves, otherwise the rest of us are completely sunk. /s
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Michal Dolyniuk 2 years ago
The best s**t I read recently is about France. They banned local flights but no for private jets. So billionaire can fly but ordinary folks can't. C**p
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
its a bit more complicated than that. Only flights that can be replaced by a 2,5 hr trainride. And a lot of other if's and when's. In theory only a very few flights are cancelled.
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
is this an actual thing, or is it from a movie. askign for a friend
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Donkey boi 2 years ago
My misses hates attention of any kind. She would have murdered me if I had proposed in public!
BigCityLady 2 years ago
Glad that you didn’t and you are still here with us!!
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Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Why are the women covering their mouths? Are they trying to keep from throwing up?
Considering everything that you have read here today, Men’s Humor brings it all together into meme form. You can take a deep dive into all of it by visiting their Instagram page, which has by far the most condensed set of memes. But there’s also Facebook, Twitter, and the website if you need that fix.
But, alternatively, you can also stay a while and listen, keep scrolling, there’s plenty where that came from. Also, remember part one. Also, also, don’t forget to comment, share, upvote, all that jazz!
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
The reality is the above picture probably cost about $2,000, or $10,000 in today's money. The bottom picture, presuming its Southwest, probably cost $100.
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 2 years ago
yeah sure, the first picture was economy class on a short flight. You'll get some real meals when you make longer flights, dont worry. And if you want to have REAL meals you need to go to a restaurant.
Shetland Tony 2 years ago
That's why inflation is vastly undervalued, the same thing 20 years ago was soooo much better than the same thing now
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I did this in my younger years. Felt great and energized. Now, I just want to sleep forever
Brian Droste 2 years ago
I have a bookmarker that reads "Eat a bullfrog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen the rest of the day" or something like that.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Must be the guy who photoshops his baby into the most ludicrous situations
tom tucker 2 years ago
I gotta say, love the idea, but surely there is a consent age on skydiving. though it might be the thing that makes the next generation fearless enough to save the planet... I getbit, AI
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
These are AI images… https://www.boredpanda.com/ai-generated-images-of-babies-skydiving-timothy-j-nemeth/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Is it really, though? Look around you *gestures wildly with flailing arms* Nothing surprises me anymore. Would someone take a baby skydiving? Would someone pay an insane amount of money to get crushed like a bug on the ocean floor? Sure, why the fork not?! Seriously, I do wonder about people sometimes.
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Mary Peace 2 years ago
Did you take him twice, or was that another baby, because the hair and clothing are different? (That's if we believe it anyway.)
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago (edited)
Young dudes, too. Had a patient yesterday (male, 20 years old) for a routine check up. Today I saw he has sent me a friend request on Facebook. What the actual fùck??
Justin Rogers 2 years ago
Once you penetrate the prostate you are friends for life
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
The impression that this kind of thing gives me is that these men wouldn't themselves be basically decent to a woman unless they were attracted to her, so they assume women are the same.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago (edited)
Hmm board software doesn't like greater than and less than symbols. So I'll try again... Unless you're a hot guy, it kinda goes: less than 30 basically ignored, 30 to 50 treated like a creepy perv, greater than 50 you're seen as a kindly grandpa. ;)
The Other Guest 2 years ago
No? Whose fault is it, then? Because it sure as heck isn't the fault of the person whose job requires her to be nice to you.
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Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
I hope so too cause all he wants is a high five 🫠
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Dave In MD 2 years ago
Every trumper. They just don't get that he wouldn't p**s on them if they were on fire.
Justin Walsh 2 years ago
Pro athletes get paid waaaaaaayyyy too much for what they actually do. Meanwhile, the people working their asses off 40+ hours/week serving overpaid people barely scrape by every month.
Gary Geracci 1 year ago
What If? We did not cheer, Much less,go to the Games. How much and for how long would the team, owned by the rich guy be around?
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Vinchenski 2 years ago
For me and my best friend it's usually "pub at 9pm". It doesn't even need a response.
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Chintan Shah 2 years ago
From above comment I assume you're in the medical field. Same feelings here. It's getting really bad for all healthcare workers with hospitals understaffing and medical care needs are ever increasing
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UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
How about when you’ve already been working 30 years and you have at least 30 to go (before the sweet, sweet release of death)?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
They're talking about raising the age in America now. Like, WTF, you already get to retire just in time to die...
Karen Clark 2 years ago
What I used to say to my co-workers at the end of each day: "Welp, only 20 more years to go!"
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James016 2 years ago
It also has to be as vague as possible, don't give a number. "I haven't played darts in forever"
Soton_Sherpa 2 years ago
Or cryptic. "I haven't played darts since that incident in China"
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
You also have to add, "I used to be really good." even though you know damn well you were not.
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
I played pool a few months ago. Both teams ended up losing.
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago (edited)
One of the few times I played a great game of pool was in college, early 80's, when a male Saudi exchange student dismissively said "I won't play against you, you're female. Females can't play pool". I managed to beat him in 3 out of 3 games. He never played against me again but he also wasn't heard using the "men are better than women" rhetoric as often.
Marie A (Blondebat) 2 years ago
I literally had never played pool before I played with hubs on one of our early dates. He later accused me of being a ringer and a pool shark.
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Natalie Payseur 2 years ago
Yeah! I should have bought that house as a baby instead of crying and pooping all the time
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
I was literally 1 then, but I really should've bought a house.
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
This is how I feel when I realize I just shouldn't have chosen to be born poor. My bad.
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LizzieBoredom 2 years ago (edited)
Vlad was nothing like his stoner brother, Glad the Inhaler.
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Well, You have to do the theory before you can move onto the practical.
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
You can't do anything, one false move and a fast movement slings golden fluid everywhere...
vennyp0o 2 years ago (edited)
Uh...my urethra would clamp tight shut in a microsecond....
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Still don't understand why I get these looks all the time... Nothing wrong with some communal whizzing
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
OK, what kind of idiot opts for the one directly adjacent to someone else?
Demosthenes 2 years ago
Best advice I ever got from a Maxim magazine issue: it’s cool to chat up your peeps in the public bathroom but only if you are both currently at the same station. No chit chat from potty to sink for example
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iBlank 2 years ago
pro tip: take it out of the box and you immediately have two tables
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Joshie.Bean 2 years ago
And it's OK because who are you trying to impress! no girl will be in your bedroom XD
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)
Technically you don't need a box of a nightstand, it can be any old box. However, I do understand why ...we got a bin at the office and I then turned the box into a bin since it had a full sized picture of a bin on it.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
That's OK until you want to put things in the drawers. Where will you put stuff?
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Eric Lewis 2 years ago
Start drinking early, finish early, go to bed early, ready for work the next day!
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
Thanks Jimmy(and Karen) for my 5'0clock noon today.
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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
They don't need to know that it was just orange juice. Let them draw their own conclusions.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Ikr. Then they can't call you a liar when you get spotted driving an hour later. 😉
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
My Bev got a text message on Sunday night at 9:30pm from a teacher at work asking her if she can have a complicated experiment set up for the Monday first lesson. She left it on read, and before she went to work sent her a reply that said "No". She called me earlier and told me that she was brought to the science department head's office to find out why, and Bev said, "What are the rules for booking science equipment and experiments for the following week?" The head said "All requests should be made no later than the end of Thursday" Bev showed her the message and pointed at the date and time stamp. She was sent back to work and the teacher got told off as she knew the rules
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Miss Scarlet 2 years ago
My school had gravel. It was actually awesome. You could jump off the swings at peak height and land in it without getting hurt, because it was a pretty thick layer.
Emma Kohn 2 years ago
They just tore down a wood one like that in my town ,now we have a super hot All metal playground with no real guardrails bc it's " minimalistic "
That One Cat 2 years ago
I still have the old one in my town, it’s called Kids World and it’s always so crowded but my brother loves it
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Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
Both seem fine to me. I'm sure they can find a worse example of a "modern" playground. This one doesn't seem so bad.
Patricia Stilwell 2 years ago
Whoa. Real tradition had asphalt beneath the playground structures.
Java Addict 2 years ago
All metal that heated to a thousand degrees in the summer. Gravel ground covering.
Sweet Taurus 2 years ago
This looks just like Johnny Appleseed park where I grew up. It's still there too!
#35
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Because it's what we want to do. Going out requires effort, and frankly I'd rather just get a take away and watch a film or play computer games.
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
To heck with that. I spent my 40th birthday playing with wolves. I got to give one pepperoni.
Channon Doughty 2 years ago
Not cool. Those spices, esp garlic, could be dangerous to it
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Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵 2 years ago
fr i dont like celebrating my bday its like celebrating like " HEYYYYYYYY UR CLOSER TO DEATH"
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Audra Sisler 2 years ago
I got my brakes replaced TWO damn days ago and today my check engine light decides to come on!!!! WHYYYYY😭😭😭😭I'm to poor!! Uuuggghhhhhh
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
My husband's getting the brakes on his car replaced next week. I'm looking forward to everything else they "discover".
#37
Khall Khall 2 years ago
"okay when there's one in vaguely the condition you requested I'll pull it off for you. If it's what you actually wanted we'll both be surprised."
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I usually ask, "Who wants a burger?" The only answers allowed are "Yes please" and "No thanks"
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
LOL I have to dish out 12 burgers and I'm starving, they're all going to be medium rare sorry
Christopher Cullen 2 years ago
We had some black friends to our BBQ. Me: "How would you like your burgers cooked?" Them: "You burnin' em, fool!" (basically, they were showing respect... you cook, and I eat whatever you serve, because I'm polite). We invited some white friends to our BBQ. Me: "How would you like your burgers cooked?" Them: "What grade of meat are you cooking? What kind of grill do you have? Let me give you some tips on how to cook." (their version of being polite and respectful). Neither example is better or worse, I just love experiencing different cultures.
#38
RachAgainstTheMachine 2 years ago
Not just men. Try also "people who recognize they need actual help and therapy but can't afford it".
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
She'll be right! (Not sure why it's always she'll and not he'll but it's a unisex sentiment)
#39
Mike Crow 2 years ago
Why do people always hate women with Onlyfans accounts? A teacher aid got fired for that. Who cares what people do on their own time.
Porpoisepower 2 years ago
If a mama has only fans subscribers, she's clearly working it and not to be ashamed of.
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
I feel bad for the kids of future generations. They will all be so fricking depressed and bullied.
#40
Jake Lewis 2 years ago
Backyard is a no brainier, if nobody is back there or in the bathroom. Once at a party I couldn't out-wait whatever was happening in the bathroom and I used some poor cats litter box. Don't give me that look, I buried it.
SheDeM 2 years ago
I'm impressed by your boldness but also deeply repulsed by this.
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Mason Kronol 2 years ago
One year it snowed 4 feet so before my mom stopped by I use yellow dish soap to write my husbands name in the snow. She believed it and thought it was cool. She was impressed with his "penmanship" She is gross.
Justin Rogers 2 years ago
I pee in the front yard, side yard AND backyard, basically I don't pee on the floor
BigCityLady 2 years ago
Oh hell, we woman can do the same damn thing too! We just have to squat.
#41
Lisa H 2 years ago
If I ever pick up my boyfriend from the airport, the sign will say "welcome home, dad" and I will proceed to make out with him.
Mimi M 2 years ago
While still gripping the sign conspicuously in one hand. I'm there for it!
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
While this is funny, not going to lie, I hope he got f*****g divorced. This is not what a good spouse does.
#42
Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago
I think this one is fake. I've seen the original post - it was a guy who broke up with his lady mid-flight, and she obviously broke down.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Yeah I believe you're right, what an a$$ in the middle of a flight...Also, always agree to date your SO in any shape or form...
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago (edited)
I would be seriously grossed out by a guy who would date a worm. Seriously, that's zoophilia!
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)
What type of worm though? Like an earthworm or a flatworm?
Cat Chat 2 years ago
If it's one of those sand worms from Beetlejuice, I'm Noping it.
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I was in a taco bell once and this girl was talking about how her boyfriend tried to drive over a curb in a parking lot. When he got the car high centered he does "it worked before you must be too heavy". I'm sure he meant like adding another person made the car too low...but she was not happy and I still laugh about it when it occurs to me probably 20 years later.
#44
Jennifer Johnson 1 year ago
the rock will just sit on a shelf but the stick, that'll be used pretty much anytime i'm outside
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