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I have never had the experience of living alone, as I’ve gone from living with my family to having roommates to moving in with my partner. But I know for a fact that if I did have the whole place to myself, I would need to set 15 alarms each morning to ensure that I actually woke up, and I would be talking to my cat constantly.

But just because you happen to live alone doesn’t mean that you have to feel alone! Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most relatable posts from X about what it’s like to have no roommates. Enjoy scrolling through these posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel bonded to your fellow solo-dwellers!

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep trying to start a "singles co-op" (say @4 people, 1 of us shops weekly/biweekly [whatever] and we split a bag of carrots, a stalk of celery, a head of cabbage/lettuce, etc. and thus the cost as well), but no one seems to get the concept. Edit: I just picked a few random items as an quick example of foods that would be ideal to share, so they don't come to my house to die. But the group would collectively make a list each designated shopping trip. As others pointed out, could be bulk anything we all need.

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Sometimes, it’s best to keep your humble abode to yourself. As much fun as it can be to have a roommate or live with your significant other, it can also be a joy to know that you’re the only one you ever have to clean up after and that you get to return home to peace and quiet after a long day. When you live alone, you never need to wonder if someone else is using the kitchen or wait for another person to get out of the shower.

You can cook meals in your underwear whenever you want, and if you really don’t feel like doing the dishes until tomorrow morning, nobody will be nagging you to get them done. You don’t need to inform anyone before inviting guests over, and you’ll never have to fight for the television. When you live alone, your home can be your own little sanctuary.    

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Survive on a liquid diet, force others to obey your commands, and be always dressed to the nines. Sounds like a maitre 'd.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no crumbles on tshirt?? Like NOOOO, it's a must to feed ur top-wear unintentionally

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Now, many people are hesitant to live alone because they’re concerned that they might become lonely. Some of us look forward to having a chat when returning home after a long day, and having someone to come home to can make it a lot easier to socialize without needing to schedule it or coordinate with friends. But while having a roommate can be a huge blessing, it’s important to remember that it can also be terrible.  

It’s extremely easy for people that you cohabitate with to get under your skin, and according to the National Apartment Association, the number one source of conflicts between roommates is cleaning habits. In fact, over a third of tenants who have roommates say this is an issue in their households. Whether it’s due to dishes piling up in the sink, hair clogging shower drains, dust bunnies accumulating in the hallway or crumbs attracting rodents in the kitchen, this is a common frustration that you’ll never have to deal with when living alone. 

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband doesn’t like cheese, I still get to nibble the block like I’m still single

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Other conflicts tenants often have with roommates include making too much noise, being on different sleep schedules, stealing things from one another, having issues with guests, disagreeing over bills, not respecting one another and not having enough privacy. Learning how to live with another person will always require a learning curve, and when it’s someone you’re not romantically or familially linked to, conflicts can become even more frustrating. You don’t love the person, and you might not even consider them to be a friend. So you might be better off simply living alone!  

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The up side to this is that you are the only person making a mess. If you have a partner and kids, chances are you do more than 50% of the housework, and it's wayyyy more than double the housework.

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Enlee Jones
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is shouting “Not today, Satan!” before smashing it 50 times with a shoe.

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Caroline Nagel
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really really afraid of spiders but I do my best not to kill them. They are such useful little creatures.

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sdorph
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm cool with spiders as long as don't actually climb on me

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Marie Clear
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing you don't live in South Africa or Australia. Brrr. Just photos of those arachnasatans give me the shivers.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Killing something because it happened to get to the wrong place isn't nice. People who kill spiders shouldn't complain about getting bit by mosquitoes

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sadmrguna
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just pretend I haven't seen them, and they usually do the same. It's a mutual agreement.

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LuLuBelle
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who kill spiders for no reason deserve a special place in Hell.

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Cindy Mischke
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like spiders and will name them and save them from my cats.

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EM
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those little black and white jumping spiders are all called Bob. There was once one living on the frame of my front door. I would say, "Goodmorning Bob", when I went out to work. This unnerved the neighbour who was called Richard. He moved not long after.

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Patricia Steward
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a spider-catching kit -- a paper plate and a clean former hummus container -- I scoop them up and put them outside. They eat mosquitos and other pests, people!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do a whine like a Victorian lady seeing an ankle, and my cats come running to deal with the spider, unless it is a recluse, then I panic, trap it, and release it in the barn.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is going "hey little buddy, haven't seen you for a while". I love spiders.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who kill spiders are dumb. 1) Those spiders are more afraid of you. 2) if we kill all the spiders then bugs will overpopulate and take over.

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Colin Matthews
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You people need to chill. Its just an automated natural bug catcher

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LapCat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t mind having a daddy long legs chilling in the corner of my ceiling. Everything else I try to put out on the balcony before my cats get to them

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JinxBox
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I killed a bug in my bathroom and then started crying because the poor thing looked really dead after that. It's been two months and I still feel guilty.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a rule with spiders that if they don't bother me I won't smash them. If they get in my space they get flattened. :)

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Mary Obrien
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I named mine Matt. He works in IT. Seems like a decent guy. Gonna have to start charging him rent though.

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Ample Aardvark
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is completely ignoring it, or moving it away from the cat's reach

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StrangeOne
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Honestly, valid. Better than having someone inundate you with questions like they need justification on helping you take care of the spider. (Mom)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother used to use a walker to get to her bedroom from the living room. I saw her with her cane hanging on the walker once and teased her about it till she got up to go to the bathroom and grabbed the walker with the cane on it, just then a good sized spider came running out of the kitchen and into the living room. She took her cane off the walker and squashed that sucker with an aim better than I could have done. She shook the cane at me and said "that's why I keep this cane on my walker".

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just leave them for my cat to play with. Except when they crawl over my pillow in front og my face.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I name it, demand it pay taxes in the form of fly containment and disposal. In return, I do not take off and nuke the site from orbit...

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teeny tiny to smallish, I save them. Medium, put them under a cup then over a paper and take them outside. Bigger than a dime...sorry dude, you're a danger to my cats

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spiders HATE coleslaw. Pretty sure I learned that in the military.

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TheGoodBoi
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao coleslaw?? I have a great scene in my head of this lol

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a HUGE spider behind a shelving unit I've got in my living room. I kept an eye on it but it was about 11pm at night and I was getting sleepy. I dunno where it went but? So long as spiders stay on their side of the room? Nae Worries! Come near me though and you're going outside!... Or get squished if you're physically on me! I don't generally squish spiders as a rule because they eat all the nastier critters that could be about so 👍🙂

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are my free range pets and we live in harmony I just have ignore the urge to housecleaning. That would destroy not only their livelihood but defeat my haunted house ambience I'm cultivating

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve hairsprayed and perfumed spiders to death, and thrown heavy books on top of them, back when I was single and they were between me and the cupboard under the sink where the insecticide was. I’m better now about preventing them coming in at all, or at least from showing themselves if they do. But my first holdover reaction from back in the day is, when I see a spider I immediately make sure to put shoes or slippers on, if my feet are bare.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I squish it with a shoe while apologizing (married but somehow I'm the insect-assassin in the house)

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While living alone isn’t for everyone, as some of us need more social interaction than others or might have a harder time taking care of ourselves, it can be a huge privilege. According to Money Under 30, to even be able to afford living alone in the United States, you can expect to be paying about $2,000 for rent each month. And if you live in New York City, you’re looking at paying at least $4,300. You’ll also have to provide all of the furniture, appliances, cookware, etc. yourself, so moving out on your own might come with many additional costs.   

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The smile on a friend of mines face when she tells me she thinks she could get away with it after watching one of these shows is a bit unnerving

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If you can manage to make living alone work with your budget, there can be many benefits to the situation. First of all, you get to set your schedule. You never have to agree on a time to clean the apartment with your roommates, and you don’t have to worry about waking anyone up if you come home at 3am. Self-care comes first, and you never need to feel guilty about vacuuming late at night or early in the morning.    

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when your cats eating all your groceries, it adds up! Mine would, if he could.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I say to my dog 'Alfie, mate, get me a beer, will you?' and he just looks at me adoringly.

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Living alone also gives you the opportunity to decorate your living space exactly the way you want to. Buy that poster you’ve been eyeing, and pick up that vintage couch from the thrift store without worrying about consulting anyone else. The space is just for you, and you don’t have to consider anyone else’s taste. You can have as many plants as you’d like (although, you will have to water them), and you don’t have to choose generic decor that will suit everyone. Feel free to embrace your own taste in your space. 

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Living alone also helps you find contentment while being by yourself. Having a roommate or partner waiting at home for you can be great, but it’s also easy to become reliant on these relationships. Living alone forces you to be more independent and allows you to make choices for yourself that you might not have made if you could simply lean on someone else. You’ll have to be confident in knowing what you want and setting a schedule for yourself, which might be difficult at first. But it’s important to know how to be self-sufficient.  

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but no one to blame you for things important to them that don't even rate a blip on your own radar.

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Solo dwelling provides you with plenty of time to work on your passions as well. If you lived with a partner, you might be obligated to spend a certain amount of time with them each day, and you might find yourself neglecting your hobbies or creative pursuits because of that. But when you live alone, your free time is actually free. You can spend it however you like, and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying awake in the living room until 2am finishing that painting that you’re thrilled to work on.  

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally the same thing my mom yelled at me when she was over... when I was in a relationship.... in front of me and my spouse's kid....

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Are you feeling less alone in the experience of living by yourself, pandas? There will always be pros and cons to having roommates or being by yourself, but we hope these posts have shined a light on the humorous aspects of solo-dwelling. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly relatable, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more content from Bored Panda about the joys of living alone, look no further than right here

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the guys in my building stand out front to talk and smoke, and they've told me they can hear me cackling like an idiot. Since I wear earphones, they just hear me.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend only wears trousers when we have company, fine by me

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should make an instructional video. Many young men in their early years of dating would value guidance on deft, one-handed bra removal. The sandwich would just be a nice bonus.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just don’t light a match until you’ve opened a window and aired the place out, OK?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After 20+ years of shaving my head, I don't fear this because I don't care. Haha.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, no, not me! There's the dog to converse with and you should hear some of the things I shout at the radio!

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