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Hi there! I'm Chesca and although I'm not actually a cat, I *am* a mom of 2 young boys. I draw comics inspired by my life. Some are silly animal parenting jokes and others are direct quotes from my family. There certainly is no end of content from my 2 little "muses"! In the arms race of sneakiness that is parenting, the only winners are those that can laugh at the insanity of it all.

This last year has been rough, so I've been using my work to help people smile. I decided there is no pandemic in the "Litterverse" so we can all get a welcome dose of normalcy—well, as normal as you can get in a world of talking animals!

This is my 6th feature on Bored Panda—WOW! If you've missed the previous posts, here are Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5!

Follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tapas, or Webtoons, and you'll find bonus panels to a lot of these—which often end up being funnier than the comic!

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#1

Swords

Swords

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Just A Zelda Fan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not wrong because the master sword can shoot beams!

Erek Elliott
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me grabs anything for a sword, my parents get me a gun, Me: Thus shall be named sword

Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children in a nutshell. Imagination is a gift.

I'manoob!
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*points at cucumber* "Not you" lol

Ryan Deschanel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to make the readers understand it is supposed to be a sword ? By making him say "sword sword sword" !

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    #2

    Baby Talk

    Baby Talk

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    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be me when I have kids 😂

    Combine Elite Soldier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love Voltron! One of the best shows ever!

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    #3

    Huh?

    Huh?

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next day at kindergarten: "Mommy really likes to eat penis when I am not looking."

    Nymphadora Tonks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t that was a mistake to not get a speach therapist.

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    Sean Kernick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exs kid did this with Corn Pops cereal. Kept calling them Porn C***s haha.

    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece got in trouble in elementary school for saying pussy. She was signing the pussy cat song.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the kid meant pens

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the bonus comic!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betting $10 that kod KNEW what he said

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    #4

    Discharged

    Discharged

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    Lunacorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the nurse is a stork

    Kryogen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first minutes in the house with my son : hey honey, i'll change his diapers ! I'll put him on the stomach, it's more easy, isn't it ? My wife didn't have the time to answer when my "troll son" pooed... Sh*t litteraly flew everywhere, on me, on the dog below, on the wall (1.5m behind me.... a f****g 1.5m flying poo). After that, each time my son farted, my dog would flee away like an hunted animal (a 35kg dog...)... Here was my first real contact with my son.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you learned from it. And you'll never forget that lesson :D I'm sure the son will never hear the end of it for the rest of his life

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    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment is terrifying

    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mom* oh crap we dont have a car...Sh*t *

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The impressive thing is when the second one comes and you remember what a fuss you made about ANYTHING. After all, parenting is practice, and love. Good thing is, the latter you can use to make up for the lack of practice.

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    #5

    Bally

    Bally

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    Nymphadora Tonks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also want a bally! I don't care about a f*****g cult.

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Illumi-Bally’s first meeting...captured here.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, welcome our new ballsy(!) overlords

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are own by bally, what bally say we do

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    #6

    Grown Up

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    Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's how it was for me, except my dad eating desert before dinner.

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Elbows off the table!"

    Erek Elliott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you dont do anything unless mommy says you can

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes everyone must listen to the mommy.

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moms are the human ruler of houses. You should know this already

    #7

    Good Intentions

    Good Intentions

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stickers are only "outworsened" by glitter.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glitter is Satan Dust. I used to show up to business meetings in black or navy suits that had rainbow glitter on a sleeve

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    Nymphadora Tonks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, stickers don't go on clothes. Not ruining an outfit in the wash with a sticker that could have gone on skin.

    ZooMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that rule in our house too. We also have a rampant case of temporary sporadic amnesia. “Sorry mom I forgot”.

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    Ila Chakravarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, the lil mustache sticker on the tortoise!

    HufflePuffleGothleGay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there could be worse gifts... jokebooks ... *shudders*

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 year-old daughter somehow managed to find a brand new roll of 100 $.44 Forever stamps. Apparently it costs $44 to mail our house.

    Lumiere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, note taken. Never offer kids sticker books

    Victoria Shorey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After years of torment growing up with an older brother i very rarely came out on top until the day finally arrived & i was able to give my niece a bumper pack of glittery stickers!! Bwahahaha! Lol

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    #8

    One Does Not Simply Walk Home From The Park

    One Does Not Simply Walk Home From The Park

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is sooooooooooo my little brother

    ELIZA PARLEE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew where this was going when I read the 2nd panel LOL

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Its minesss, Gollum Gollum ”

    a Minecraft girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so much like my little sister and brother

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, ok, well, this one time more, you can bring it, but it stays outside!"

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,the Gollum-ness of it all...

    HufflePuffleGothleGay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soo me when i was younger , i would cry leaving twigs

    Camille Sinanan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let the kid have it, there’s no point in trying

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    #9

    Comedy Timing

    Comedy Timing

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    yvette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awe, i love this one :) you can see how excited the kid gets, and how stoked he is that he "fooled" his dad hehe. great fathering :D

    Nymphadora Tonks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprized the child isn't trying to take over the switch.

    Lady Lava
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how my daughter used to tell jokes... but she's getting better at it!

    Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet he's playing 3d world. (cause there cats)

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    #10

    Lookalike

    Lookalike

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    Lunacorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOO THEY RUINED MY PRECIOUS

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is, why is he hugging a CREEPER of all things

    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waitwaitwait. You know cats chase creepers right. It's wolves that won't.

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    #11

    Baby Pics

    Baby Pics

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    Avianna Barbeau
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first panel looks like the little kitten

    #12

    Be Cool

    Be Cool

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be very, very careful what to say to your children. They will take things literal or metaphorical, depending on the appropriateness to their aspirations.

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very funny comic by the way.

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    Cosmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I love this one a little too much

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When their mode is switched to "literal"

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    #13

    Tonight's Forecast

    Tonight's Forecast

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise leads to tiredness, not to sleepiness. Parenting 101...

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life 101 (I'm not a parent but personal experience I know after an exercise I'm tired but not necessary sleepy. I'm not surprised if it's similar for kids)

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    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake it till you make it.

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    #14

    A Nightmare

    A Nightmare

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's already achieved that one

    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha thats like me i wanna be a night mare welp all ready am :>

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You do not need to grow-up for that." – "What do you mean, mommy?" – "Oh, nevermind."

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pap* Oh sweetie, you already are.

    Avianna Barbeau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panels 3-5 looks pike she's stareing into space

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd put a windows stop code here, but i dunno which one suits this

    #15

    Flip The Script

    Flip The Script

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    Wannabe Wakandan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That my dad before every one of my Kung fu tournaments XD

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the horsey goes boom we get candy

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whos your fav character, I like hawk and Sensei Kreese the best

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    #16

    Zoom Cat Lawyer

    Zoom Cat Lawyer

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    Lyz Frerking
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm here live! I'm not a human!

    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not really a baby..."

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is in all lowercase letters and everything lol

    Ashley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hahaha this one is good

    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H.tibbs meower's all like *how'd u get on here,this is an cat only confrence*

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    #17

    Tooth Fairy

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh, because their teeth fall out all the time, hes going to be broke now....

    Oliver Pumera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, sharks grow their teeth infinitely, so that means infinite money

    ELIZA PARLEE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kid sharks either remind me of Alvin,Simon and Theodore or Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it cuz sharks have like a ton of teeth hahaha ha heh oh no

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    #18

    Are We There Yet?

    Are We There Yet?

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then how about you stop saying "are we there yet?" !!!!

    Gamer GRL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine twins, five cousins, and a husband. Yeah, my life.

    yvette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no, he woke the baby up too-

    Amelia Langley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just going to ignore the baby on the last slid or what........?

    Heatherlynn 210
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just answer with "yess, just looking for parking"...

    Nymphadora Tonks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought he was talking to himself.

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    #19

    The Halloween Costume

    The Halloween Costume

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will take a while, i feel bad.

    henlo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shadow mega power core pirate booty butt face

    Agatz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I remember all the cool costumes my mom made me^^ store bought does not create the same memories, I think.

    Susie Masson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wanna be Hermione who's been turned into a red panda!" -6 year old, Halloween 2020

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and often time, they change their mind

    #20

    Best Laid Plans...

    Best Laid Plans...

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I never they s**t in front of the kids, f*****g s**t, damn it, I did that s**t again. S**t."

    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna test out some curse words s**t f**k bitch

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    #21

    Food Art

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my notion of Instagram.

    HufflePuffleGothleGay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AW ITS SO CUTE AND A BUTTERFLY WHY TURN IT DOWN?!!!

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat i- and it's in the garbage.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first mistake was telling him it was healthy

    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moms like why did i do this to myself

    Cockadoodle moo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look good! (Imma skip the tomatoes tho)

    Chaotic_pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom looks so sad in the second panel :(

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she binning it? She could eat it!

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    #23

    Back Up

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    Lunacorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn’t this work on my little sister 😭

    Jadzia Lawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally recognising when your partner needs to recharge.

    Shoto.Todoroki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm going to do that to my kids or my sister kid

    ZAFIRA BRAGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will cook for catnip. Ahhahahahhaahahahahahhahahaha

    Paige Baity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the only good part of an adult is the ability to refuel their sanity

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    #24

    Toast

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    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Ghost is Toast" PG-13. Coming to theaters soon.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am your youngest son is going to digest a dead person.

    ZAFIRA BRAGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost busters: cat edition!!! In theaters now!!!

    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COMING TO YOU...FROM THIS COMIC, KITTY GHOUST BUSTERS, NOW IN THEATERS

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby cat in the last panel be like: "I know what I said!"

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    #25

    Mood

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    Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my brother was teething, it was a nightmare...

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...I remember when my lil sister was teething...she used a frozen teething ring that I liked and I constantly sucked on it so she couldn’t have it....oh, sibling rivalry...

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse, particularly to yourself, for a lot of things, including three three-hour sleep nights in a row.

    TheNerdyDuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my friend figured out that biting was a thing she bit my hand when I pushed the elevator button before her

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    #26

    Gamify

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha! dont be a smart aleck kids, cause the parents will be one right back at ya!

    #27

    Stupid Holiday

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    Crowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is on the 13th lol

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Halloween is my new name for Valentine’s Day! 😂

    Viola Yarrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nobody does that in Ireland.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im using pink halloween from now on

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    #28

    Checkup

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    Rukkia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The white diet. Took me getting my kid in the kitchen to help cook the meals to get him to eat a more varied diet. He fell asleep at the table protesting green beans once. I am not an eat all on your plate mom, but I am a you at least have to try everything mom.

    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tough shell. (Attempt at a joke.)

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was SO lucky, my kid ate anything and everything as a kid. Still loves his veggies as a teenager. So so so lucky!

    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that lucky? If your son has bad taste buds, then you should take him to a hospital.

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    Shalini Pabreja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the doctor is a shark, an animal who basically eats ONLY fish? Okay

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    #29

    Countdown

    Countdown

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    He is right. New year's eve is just a boring waste of time.

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    #30

    Sandwich Law

    Sandwich Law

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    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dads all like "youuuuuuuu....."

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why I can't post more than one image at a time.

    MeOw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that escalated quickly

    Landon Ream
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demonic child but the dads eyes😄😄😄😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    #31

    Horror Cosplay

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend dressed her 5 year old brother as chuck one year xD

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the little one makes such a good chucky!

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the baby kitty's wig look like Maury's hair from Big Mouth-

    Skidanpump
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skid: probably shouldn’t have given the 3 year old a knife.

    JENAVIVE RIVERA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ,y brother looks exactly like chucky

    Aura 3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO GAVE COOPER A KNIFE

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    #32

    The Big Game

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    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    Serenity Kinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (mommy babby daddy love! UwU )

    #33

    Modern Problems

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    #34

    Tick, Tick...

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, do you mean there's more than it just being that he's asking too many questions, er...?

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    MeOw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that checked if trees fart😅 Turns out they do😶

    Deceased Nemo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you dont even need to answer correctly you just have to say random words they wont remember

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your not supposed to know the 4th one now stop until your "of age" lol

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... now I’m wondering if trees DO fart!

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "of my questions?" part was a question (which she said she couldn't take anymore of) so she exploded.

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    #35

    Freeze

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    xD poor kids, i figured it out last year.

    Mallory m. Brewer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend figured it out at age 7 or 8. She’s in charge of them now.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of and making up stuff fast is a skill aquired by being around children

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, don't use Elf on the Shelf! They are quantum-locked creatures and you should NOT let them into your house!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i just thought they were demons from hell my bad :B

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    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I also scare myself at how quickly I know things

    Deceased Nemo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Know" things... Ima be good at that

    Zax-a-dweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i fihured it out when i was 6 lol

    TheRealBadboy7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapist: Grinch cat isn't real, it can't hurt you Grinch cat:

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice story Mom! I might just use this.........

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    #36

    Boldly Going

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    Batgirl Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh! I watched paw patrol when it first came out when I was about 5-7! I loved it! Sky was always my favorite!

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad wants me to watch Star Trek now.....I think spocks the best character because I have a lot in common with him....sulu’s the funniest though!I LIKE STAR TREK AND STAR WARS AND EVEN ATLA YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO MY NERDEY WRAAAAAATH

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, look at the baby's face. I would do anything he wants!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo... Does this make the Paw Patrol the equivalent of Hero Squad Rapid Response?

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would think a Star Trek fan would be more ok with Paw Patrol than the Millennium Falcon... (Not talking down Star Trek, just pointing out the usual rivalry between Star Wars fans and Trekkies)

    #37

    Just Right

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    Horror Hero13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they reference "The Never Ending Story" or am I just mistaken?

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and star wars, harry potter, pirates of the carribean, oh where to fit it in? This happens to me too.

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pirates of the Caribbean is the most important.

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    Cockadoodle moo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact I watched Jurassic park at 6 yet I’m still never going to watch dark crystal

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harambe... It sad but probably one of the first

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I was traumatized early on (about 5) with Space Balls. Then at 10, Airplane! Never will forget.

    Loki odinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have included rise of the planet of apes...

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    #38

    All Things Nice

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    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably gonna, 1) hurt themselves, or 2) make a big mess

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I knew two grade 5s who used to play ‘Try to fly’, but for real… Needless to say their heads learned a valuable lesson

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    #39

    Mombie

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeees, ketchup is such a delicious topping, almost everything is good with ketchup.

    Deceased Nemo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no ketchup only goes on fries in very teeny amounts

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    #40

    New T-Shirt

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha! i did this too my dad once.

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spicy triangles is now what i'm calling spicy doritos.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermit crab got me lol.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter at 13 "Dad, everything you wear is sooo derpy". My daughter at 14, "Dad, I took all your T-shits. I'm into vintage clothing"............ double oooof - I liked my T-shirts, and when did the Matchbox 20 shirt I got at the concert become 'vintage'?

    ScarlettofHydraIsland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m using hermit crab as an insult from now on.

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    #41

    Getting Chilly

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    Just a Friendly Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't get it, I believe the joke is that she touched the thermostat because it was starting to get cold (probably talking about winter), and it's like a cliche that dads do not like it when you mess with the thermostat. That's just my interpretation though :)

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    #42

    Big Book O'facts

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxoplasma Gondii - Infects mice and removes their fear of cats to get into the cat's digestive system, the only place where it's able to reproduce. Can infect us humans as well with different effects.

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait,you think it’s cat poop?But my cats poop stinks like heck....

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    #43

    Simon Says

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    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother is the ring leader in the bus every day they jump over chairs when ever the first graders see a pumpkin they would yell PUMPKIN!!!! I feel so bad for the bus driver

    #44

    Dinner Talk

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    #45

    New Years Resolution

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    #46

    Fed Is Best (Remastered)

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    Mohamed Ikshan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about the weirdest feeding techniques ever

    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is, birds do this anyway, but maybe with worms and berries lol

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to eat lunch here.....

    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, suddenly I'm not in the mood for lunch...

    Amanita muscaria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat dad t- shirt: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

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    #47

    What's In A Name?

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    Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars/Harry Potter fan, i get you.

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a star wars/harry potter/narnia/pirates of the carribean/and much more fan ,i approve of this.

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    (Deleted)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom cat wants the little cat to befriend his classmates because they are named after Hermione Granger and Kylo Ren from Harry Potter and Star Wars.

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    #48

    Little Taste

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    #49

    World Of Parentcraft

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF YOU DON'T DO WELL WE EAT YOU

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not understand a single word in that explanation, I would be stumped the same as the mouse babysitter.

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we all ready put to sleep the other one but you'll have to entertain the older child. he something recently so watch out for freakouts and tantrums. if he starts acting angry just give him the ipad until he runs out of energy, if that dosen't work give him the pacifier until he calms down, something about the child pooping, be back later good luck!

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it like really bad that I actually understood what they said?

    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwwww the mouse char is so cute! <3

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    #50

    Donations

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    Lele
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww it´s kinda cute

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    #52

    This Blows

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    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, why WOULD you want to do that to yourself?

    #53

    Wishlist

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    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can u bring me some Hogwarts too?

    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Plaid Chicken?

    LilDaemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want Hogwarts to lil kitty

    Loki odinson
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    4 years ago

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    NOOOOOOO HE WANTS TO DESTROY HOGWARTS

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