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Linkedin is a great place for job updates, building connections, meeting fellow professionals and sharing news, inspiration and everything in between in the area that you’re working in. But there also seems to be another side of the platform where you can easily detect a great amount of pseudo-inspirational corporate talk.

This parody Instagram page bluntly called LinkedIn Flex is unforgiving to the latter ones. In fact, it has been posting the posts they call “Linkedin cringe (occasionally wholesome).” The result is very entertaining Linkedin content where job seeking and career inspiration meets cringe that'll make you curl up like a shrimp from a pinky shrimp cocktail.

Scroll down through the funniest posts below and be sure to hit upvote as you go!

#1

This Is So Motivational 🙏🏼

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Andy Zbinden
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

skip all the crap, go directly to "dad owns..."

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    #3

    It’s True, I Was The Dog #linkedinflex

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then my 4 years old said to me: "You can do it. Hope leads nowhere, but perseverance leads to the right path". And then everybody clapped. (The Internet in a nutshell).

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    LinkedIn, the world's largest professional network with 810 million members in more than 200 countries and territories worldwide. People join the platform for many reasons; some seek professional connections, others are looking for a job. According to the Jobvite Recruiter Nation Survey, 87 percent of recruiters use LinkedIn as part of their candidate search, so landing a job opportunity with the help of Linkedin is very possible.

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    However, joining LinkedIn is not even a part of the job. To get the most out of this platform and maximize your potential there, you need to have at least three things sorted. First, it’s keeping your profile up to date. Second, it’s being comprehensive about current skills and objectives. And third, it’s highlighting your recent experience. And although these key points highlighted by LinkedIn's CEO Jeff Weiner seem pretty obvious, many people still struggle to get them sorted.

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    #6

    Absolute Legend #linkedinflex

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always cracks me up and I'm so happy that he's accepting of it.

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    In order to find out how to best present yourself from the professional side, Bored Panda spoke with Graeme Jordan, a CV writer and interview coach who happily shared some insights. “The belief is that it is all about ‘key words’ and if you put enough ‘industry content’ in there you will magically be chosen,” Jordan said. “The truth is that none of that stuff is going to get you chosen ahead of all of the other people who are going to be writing the same thing,” he added.

    One basic thing you need to start with while job hunting is a resume. And yes, you will have to upload one even on Linkedin. “A resume is a personal document about you. The more of you that you put in it, the more likely you are to be chosen,” Jordan said. The interview coach suggested focusing on what the employer has told you they are looking for, and give examples.

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    #7

    Iykyk

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t up vote enough. Don’t forget “importing and exporting.”

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    #8

    “I Don’t See The Problem Here” - Big 4 Accountants

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    When asked if cover letters are still relevant these days, Jordan explained that they will never be as important as the resume, but yes, they are important. However, you should provide them if a recruiter asks for one, since “not sending one should rule you out instantly.”

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    “If they don’t ask for one then you should include one as a professional courtesy, unless it’s impossible to do so, e.g. an online resume upload, in which case there may be other fields to complete in place of a cover letter,” Jordan told us. Moreover, be prepared that the recruiters won’t necessarily read your letter. “I’ve seen it done and it’s frustrating. But, really, a cover letter is a summary of what you’ve already written on your resume. It can be done in less than 20 minutes,” he concluded.

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    #12

    Netflix Got A Real One 💪 #linkedinflex

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    human?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad you could sign up for Netflix through such a hard process

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    According to Greg Lewis, the Content Marketing Manager at LinkedIn, we are now living in the era of “the Great Reshuffle: a moment in the talent market when everyone is rethinking everything.” That means that many employees are reconsidering where they work and why, while employers are recalibrating their business models, talent needs, and company culture.

    After the coronavirus pandemic happened, the work dynamics changed along with candidates' priorities. Today, candidates are being much more selective about where they work, and workers are more vocal about what they want. According to survey data from over 100,000 LinkedIn members around the globe, flexibility is the fastest-growing priority for candidates considering a new job, growing 12% more important from April 2020 to June 2021.

    #13

    Wholesome Flex #linkedinflex

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    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. He is actually wearing business casual clothing, not even a "nice sweater" imo. This is not "entitled" or "delusional", this is just pointless.

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    #14

    Congrats To Big Bob (Via @trashcanpaul)

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give him a pass. Dude is proud he could provide for his family. Sales aren't easy. Let him have his "yeehaw" moment.

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    #15

    Flexing On Investment Bankers #linkedinflex

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an achievement in my household. Toddler dgaf about your sleep, it's playtime all the time.

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    But Lewis warns that not all companies are equally ready to adapt to the changes. “Many seem to be falling short where it matters most: work-life balance. While flexibility saw the biggest increase in importance during the pandemic, the most important priority overall is work-life balance — and it’s only becoming even more important in the age of hybrid work,” he wrote. Turns out that work-life balance is where companies are getting the worst marks from their own employees.

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    #17

    Twas A Promising Young Talent #linkedinflex

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    #18

    Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers In This Racket #linkedinflex

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    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wel, it is a perfect bloodpressure score...

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    #19

    “Thrilled To Accept An Offer From My Father” #linkedinflex

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    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you benefit from nepotism while saying you benefit from nepotism.

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    But the line between work and not-work starts to blur, and the LinkedIn feed is a perfect reflection of that. The Oakland writer and LinkedIn communication expert Simone Stolzoff argues that the LinkedIn feed is starting to look more and more like the feeds of other social networks. “Couples have begun to post their engagement photos. Creators have started to post Snapchat-style selfie videos. Work is becoming a larger share of individuals’ identities,” he explained and added that “Whether you’re sharing an update about a promotion or confessing your love of junk food, on LinkedIn, it’s all an opportunity to build your brand.”

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    #22

    When You List All Of Your Designations After Giving Your Condolences #linkedinflex

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks less like qualifications and more like he fell asleep on his keyboard.

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    With the rise of LinkedIn, the career dynamics and job search are in constant transformation. It has become less formal, less regulated and free of the middle people who guard, let’s say, the hiring process. Here the communication is as direct as it gets, where candidates can talk to CEOs, comment on their potential employees’ posts and build the brand. This is something that would not have been possible not so long ago.

    #25

    ~ Hump Day Motivation ~ #linkedinflex

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, great example. Pablo Escobar. Known for his product sourcing and fleet logistics business.

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    #26

    Sick

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to call out sick today and I feel like garbage on top of compost.

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    #27

    Wait Until This Tech Executive Discovers Task Rabbit #linkedinflex

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    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should switch his cardio to upper body strengthening?

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    #29

    Who Chopping Onions 🥺😭 #wholesomeflex

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    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on this photo, I do not believe your son said any of this sir.

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    #30

    In No Way Making Fun Of The Disability But This Is A Bizarre Exchange

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wht the actual f**k.....do these peoole take a minute to read or its just a bunch of dumb bots?

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    #31

    Lmaooo

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will get my billion dollars to try just one krabby patty since prices are very high

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    #32

    Mike Is Married To The Game 🤝

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    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... ...... 'Sorry.. Do you wanna talk about it.....'

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    #33

    Should’ve Kept That Laptop Shut #linkedinflex

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    #34

    “I’m At The Gym Getting My Fat Ass Worked On. I Should Be Getting Paid For This” #linkedinflex

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly, did he ask for the information? I feel like he didn't...just a hunch.

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    #36

    Thx For The Info #linkedinflex

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    Anna Solan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have turned, looked at my imaginary dog off screen, and said, "Rufus! For shame! Go lie down!"

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    #37

    Rise And Grind, Hustlers #linkedinflex

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, screw a work/life balance. Let's feed the system til we die, I'm sure the company cares.

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    #39

    *dies From Cringe* (H/T: @highyield.harry)

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to give it to them, that's a damn good way to grab attention. Fair play.

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    #40

    Mans Just Explained The Purpose Of This Account And Went Viral

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I m happy to announce my indefinite servitude.

    #41

    “Yeah I Graduated From Hbs” #linkedinflex

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    #43

    Gotemmmm #linkedinflex

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to thank LinkedIn for contacting everyone they know and saying they invited you to join when they didn't.

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    #44

    Apple Signing Day #linkedinflex

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ach, fair play to him. He grafted and got the job he wanted.

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    #45

    Easy Apply - Immediate Start - Great Benefits #linkedinflex

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    #46

    Where My Little Stars At #linkedinflex

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got less of a problem with this one. It's taking the format of all the others this article is taking the piss out of and giving a far more gentle message. One that some of us needed reminding of

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    #47

    We Saw The Movie, @wolfofwallst! #linkedinflex

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    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eighties are calling, they want their tie back

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    #48

    These Are Hall Of Fame Stats

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 three ex girlfriend ignored because they only exist in my imagination.

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    #49

    Profound #linkedinflex

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    Eric S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you wait 2000 miles to post

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    #50

    Getting Butthole Surgery Because You Work So Hard 🔥🔥🔥 #linkedinflex

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, that was a wee bit too personal

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    #51

    Post Cpa Exam Photoshoot #linkedinflex

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, dude! The CPA exam is hard.

    #52

    This Man Gets It #linkedinflex

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    #53

    Absolute Machine #linkedinflex

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    #54

    Poetry #linkedinflex

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the way this person writes, I pity the articles they assist on.

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    #55

    Same Tbh

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    #56

    How Dare You Say “Etc” Instead Of Listing Out All Of The Schools. Commit To The Flex!

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    #57

    Inspirational

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    Anna Solan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I don't think I would have been "speechless, stunned, and a little confused", I would have just smiled and replied, "No, I do." People make erroneous (and sexist) assumptions all the time.

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    #59

    Announcing Your Marriage And Internship In One Post #linkedinflex

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    Lauren Ward
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like his marriage just took the back seat

    #60

    Tanking The Act To Own The Bureaucracy #linkedinflex

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    Aqsa Azam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same energy as Prince EA's 'I sued the school system' video

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    #61

    Noooooooo #linkedinflex

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be so negative, but I wonder if he lost this opportunity because he used a nintendo brand instead of microsoft on this announcement

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    #63

    Good Luck With That

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress for the job you want.

    #64

    Minting Unicorns In 2021 Be Like

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    S. Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one is hilarious

    #65

    🥴🥴🥴🥴

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    Pantea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling nostalgic for the times the owners branded their slaves, aren't we? :)

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    #66

    Selfie Game Strong #linkedinflex

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    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already know that I don't like your wine

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    #67

    My Man’s Wilding #linkedinflex

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    #68

    What In The Deadass Fucccc #linkedinflex

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are a ass hole without telling me that you are a a*****e

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    #69

    Agree?

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    LagoonaBlueColleen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of person who downplay any trauma you endure and twist your claims to make it sound like you're making excuses.

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    #72

    Employee Of The Month #linkedinflex

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    #73

    The Best Resume Deflator #linkedinflex

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    #74

    That Cake Do Be Lookin Tasty

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    #75

    Did You Know Strippers Also Pay Taxes And Breathe Air Like Humans Too, Deborah?

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    #76

    What A Long And Accomplished Career #linkedinflex

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    歌凛
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone explain to me what this "incoming xyz job title" means? is it an american thing?

    #78

    Bruh Is This You, @itsmarkmoran??? #linkedinflex

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    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for them, I guess. Can't say working on yourself is a bad thing. I just had this realization tonight that I might benefit taking an improv class to help with my social anxiety and on-the-spot thinking. Just thinking about the next interview is making me jittery and I don't even have one set up.

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    #79

    Hardooooo #linkedinflex (Cred To The Man Himself: @tayloroffer)

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    Lauren Ward
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you made the right 'investment' choice

    #80

    Full Brain User 🧠 #linkedinflex

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some new thing/trend going on out there where parents find it a bragging point regarding the gender of their offspring? I’m seeing a lot of stuff like “girldad” and “I’m a proud boy mom” lately. Like, I understand you love your kids and maybe you’re happy you got that particular gender of offspring, but it feels weird to me. Like, would you NOT be proud if you had a girl instead of a boy? If not, why not just put “proud mom to my son” or just “proud mom” because it doesn’t matter what gender your kids are or aren’t?

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    #81

    All This For A Boomer Tech Company

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    #82

    Can We Get Some “Wooooo”s In The Chat #linkedinflex

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ric Flair is a software engineer now?

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    #83

    F For Respects #linkedinflex

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    #84

    Ladies And Gentlemen, What Is Stopping Y’all From Working 6 Internships At The Same Time? #linkedinflex

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    #86

    The Honest Consultant Trajectory #linkedinflex

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    #87

    These Are Rookie Numbers

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    #88

    When You Bought Into Gamestop At

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    #89

    This 13 Year Old Going Places Fr #linkedinflex

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    #90

    Virtual Intern Szn Hittin Wayyy Different #linkedinflex

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    #91

    Slow Down There, Fabio

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    #92

    Wholesome #linkedinflex

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    #93

    *investment Bankers Have Left The Chat* #linkedinflex

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore ....Accept the Ignore...Ignore the accept request and Ignore again...

    #94

    This Guy Fuchs #linkedinflex

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    Steïcy Gya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these posts should not be here BP. He actually did invent powerpoint. It is not entitled or Delusional. I guess if you invented something like that, you would want to mention it on your Linkedin.

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    #96

    Classy Touch Tagging All The Firms #linkedinflex

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    #97

    From Aspiring Rapper To Incoming Analyst #linkedinflex

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    #98

    🥴

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    #99

    Y’all Ain’t Getting Any 1% Iq Talent For $100k In Minneapolis #linkedinflex

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    #100

    “Yeah I Look Like A Banker” #linkedinflex

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    #101

    Man Loves To Get Piped 🤣

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    #102

    Stay Strapped #linkedinflex

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    #103

    Save Some 🐱 For The Rest Of Us #linkedinflex

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    #104

    Just Your Casual Spring Time Stroll Through A Fuckin Cemetery

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    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope all that can spring there has not sprung for his sake.

    #105

    💩💩💩💩 #linkedinflex

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    #106

    I Hope This One Is A Joke #linkedinflex

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    #107

    Some More Wholesome Cringe

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    歌凛
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and everyone clapped.

    #108

    How Much My Man Getting Paid???

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he has terrible posture. Why is he all lopsided?

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    #109

    Rip This Gabe Plotkin’s Dms #linkedinflex

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