42 Of The Best Comebacks To Homophobic Comments Ever

😂😂😂 bet he didn't even get it

Wait a minute, god gave him the son? Someone’s been lying to me all these years.

That's not a burn, that's a cremation.

Kudos George!

Ohh that is my favourite

Honestly, I was expecting the person to be a racist as well...

Baby.

Nice one George!

I love the end. :D That must have been the most torturing part for her/him.

oh. well that was unexpected but nice

First of all, I absolutely love this guy. Second, that woman's writing was so atrociously messy that I couldn't even read half of it.

Boring legal details: in the US, marriage is a secular matter. A marriage license is filed with the state in which the marriage occurred. The person who signs the marriage license must be recognized by the state as authorized to do so. That person might be a judge, a magistrate, or a religious cleric. Legalizing gay marriage only means that two persons of the same gender may be married by a person authorized by the state to do so, the state will recognize that union as valid. At no point are religious institutions informed by the US government that they must perform gay marriages, approve of gay marriages, or recognize gay marriages. If you don't approve of gay marriage, then don't get gay married!

The shade is strong in this one

you can't mess with stephen fry

SNAP!

This joke only refers to UK political issues. It is joking about the fact that there are a lot of people who currently loathe the UK Conservative party policies so much that admitting you voted tory at the last election could possibly be social death. Saying you are gay would not be. It isn't a serious point. Just explaining

probably commenting too much but these make me smile

It is a bit of both like it is not like all of us are going to be gay and suddenly no one is producing babies!

I hear this argument a lot. But whenever I ask if we should not allow infertile people to marry I get the: "No but that's different..." and never get the reason why that is any different.

The world suffers heavily from overpopulation. So I don't see a problem here. 😊

You can also blame straight folks like me for using birth control right up until menopause. Seriously, being gay does not make one sterile.

IT'S CONTAGIOUS! Everyone will come down with a case of 'the gays' and no more children will be had! The audacity! Bahahahaha some people

there's not exactly a shortage of kids

That was....beautiful. I have a tear in my eye.

They are going to make them in labs

We wait till one of these a******s who are straight that open their legs to just anyone and end up giving up the baby for us to adopt them into a real loving home that wants them!!

Aren't they fed up with this silly argument? I almost prefer the openly religious arguments to these pseudo_scientific ones. Why whould we have to be all homosexuals or none at all? If you insist on peocreation point, well, considering we suffer if overpopulating , a higher pourcentage of gay population would save our planet, if it means reducing our natality rates.

I don't think that is a problem considering how many people there are in this world....

Savage!

you've never heard of insemination or cloning? copulation is no longer necessary...How dark IS it in that cave?

OOOOOOOOO HE COOKED

there are to many people in the world

well its not that big of a deal i mean its ok if we dont produce babies once in a while srry im just 12 yrs ol d

Why does it always come back to 'won't someone think of the children?!' What, like, as soon as gay people are given the acceptance they deserve, *poof* everyone turns gay. All that aside, I think the world is peopled enough.

second answer their is also such thing as sperm donors and adoption

Hey John, talk to us when you can actually find a woman who loves you for you and not your status buddy.

Oh buuuurn

i mean not everyone is gay

Adulterous bisexuals?

The bisexuals

nor the f****t that amswered the original post.

I love the logic here - if gay marriage becomes legal, we will force EVERYONE TO GAY MARRY

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The other 6 billion plus people in the world? Or gays can adopt. That works too.

Also the Spartans wanted gay men in military. They believed that fighting alongside your lover would make you better at fighting.

This is not about the way you rise your kids. Or I wouldn't be bi while my sisters are straight. And it's not about the people you meet or the fact that you see LGBT on tv shows! I grew up in a time LGBT representation was non existent or wrong, and I didn't know anyone that was openly LGBT. Nothing "turn you gay", or straight BTW. The only thing it should be about, is about loving yourr kids, caring for them and show them they can trust in your love.

Hold up... that woman forgot her sons birthday for THREE YEARS IN A ROW?? I don't think that the main problem has anything to do with her son...

Wish I could come up with an on the spot roast

OMG! he could do a stand-up show with all his burn!

You don't look gay.... what a silly thing to say!!!!

try me m**********r 🏳️‍🌈

The other arm is probably regular shape.

DON'T EVER forget glitter. Actually i take that back. My sister used glitter on her hair once... yeah, you can guess where that went...

Well, if I ever start following baseball it's going to be the Seattle Mariners for me.