People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.

Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

#1

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

turbo_dragon , Petr Magera Report

Donkey boi
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1 month ago

I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.

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#2

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating food in any bathroom ever

yesterdaylettuce420 , Jan Antonin Kolar Report

Jo Johannsen
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1 month ago

Can I up vote some more?

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#3

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

Inflames811 , sportsbetcomau Report

XSpooky_Mint
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1 month ago

I bet he eats Kit-Kats the wrong way too

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#4

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

Adventurous_Menu_683 , Haoward Nguyen Report

MagicalUnicorn
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1 month ago

that\s assholery as highest level

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#5

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Digging holes in your backyard at night.

Just doing some night digging.

Hydris , Lucas van Oort Report

JuJu
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1 month ago

It keeps the weirdos away. Just start right after moving in.

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#6

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

josiahpapaya , Chad Montano Report

Yara Balabanova
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1 month ago

To be fair, some burgers are too tall to eat properly

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#7

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

seiryu13 , mettefamily Report

mentally unstable rat
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1 month ago

gonna go do that

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#8

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

CallumV1694 , rick Report

Rose the Cook
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1 month ago

Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.

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#9

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

throwaaaaawaaaayyyyy , Pau Casals Report

Monday
Community Member
1 month ago

All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.

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#10

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers walking around in public with a glass of water from home

Bored_Lem0n , Angelo Abear Report

The only Plueschopossum
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1 month ago

Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D

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#11

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a onion whole, like an apple

CrazySD93 , haybails720 Report

Ali H M Salehuddin
Community Member
1 month ago

This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.

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#12

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

sirkev71 , Jakob Owens Report

ZAPanda
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1 month ago

naruto!

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#13

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Working out in a suit

Poob3 , Andrew Itaga Report

DennyS (denzoren)
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1 month ago

Running in jeans also.

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#14

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

ComeOnYou , Andrew Gustar Report

Madison Feehan
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1 month ago

You're right. That's weird.

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#15

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

Mother_Than0s , Rhodi Lopez Report

Rose the Cook
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1 month ago

What if it was the deceased's favorite song?

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#16

A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

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Lauren Caswell
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1 month ago

The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅

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#17

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

throwawaylogin2099 , Oliver Hale Report

James016
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1 month ago

That is the mark of a sociopath.

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#18

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

capnwinky , Amin Hasani Report

Madison Feehan
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1 month ago

That's just being rude.

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#19

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

supra025 , Waldemar Brandt Report

Robert T
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!

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#20

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

lightknight7777 , Marjan Blan | @marjanblan Report

James016
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1 month ago

That’s just rude.

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#21

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

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James016
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1 month ago

I struggle to maintain eye contact. I find so difficult.

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#22

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing silently at night along a forest road.

gutprof , Atharva Tulsi Report

Vicious Insect (they/them)
Community Member
1 month ago

I do this. Usually with a hood covering my face. I live in the countryside and spook cars at dark

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#23

Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

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ChariotLee
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1 month ago

This one's oddly specific...

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#24

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

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troufaki13
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1 month ago

Sometimes I carry almonds in my pockets and I eat them O.O

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#25

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a banana with the skin on

Nipples_of_Destiny , ChrisTweten Report

Josy Bannon
Community Member
1 month ago

Extra fibers

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#26

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Using both hands to put on Chapstick

colummbina , John and Julia Report

Jo Johannsen
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1 month ago

It's a little challenging to get the cap off one-handed.

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#27

Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls

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Deborah B
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1 month ago

Having a stalker wall full of pictures, but instead of a person, they're all of pidgeons.

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#28

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Flying a kite at night

Nowforscd , Kilian Kremer Report

LuckyL
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1 month ago

that's giving me ideas. attach a few lights to it - that sounds like fun

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#29

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

Inflames811 , Bacila Vlad Report

ZAPanda
Community Member
1 month ago

creepy.

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#30

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

BewareNixonsGhost , Jonathan Borba Report

Pixie
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1 month ago

Doesn't ketchup count as tomato smoothie?

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