‘What’s Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

My daughter caused a large lift/elevator of people to lose it completely when, after the doors closed, she turned to face everyone and said, "So I've gathered you here today..."

I think that's more and American thing. Here you place your back towards one of the walls. And make sure you never look at the face of any other person in the lift. God forbid you should actually meet the eyes of someone!

I think it's a bit normal in poland? We just put our backs against the side wall, sometimes talk with the stranger/neighbour.

I did this once on a huge crowded elevator. I had read that if just one person were to turn around and say "hello" that psychologically it would start conversations... and it did!

I saw a test where they had two people stand in an elevator facing the back. and whenever new people entered most of them also faced the back.

Height of luxury for me is having a cup of coffee whilst in the bath. :D

Efficiency. Out with the old, in with the new. Or something like that. Gross haha

"That's just nasty" -Cleveland Brown

Everyone knows bathrooms are for catching up with BoredPanda posts! ;P

There's this small desk in front of the toilet bowl in my parents' bathroom. Some of my dad's urgent paper works are there. But there are books and magazines too. He can sometimes stay there for more than 30 mins just drinking his coffee and reading. I also sometimes find food wrappers in the trash can there so I guess he snacks there too.

I'm going to do this on our next hotdog day. I expect bloodshed.

You ought to see Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich in the UK. It's not a good watch.

That's some severe homophobia right there.

This should become a series - next up, a banana...

There is no "wrong" way to eat.

A friend asked all female guests to wear their white wedding dresses to her wedding, if possible. She herself had a black wedding dress ... and looked absolutley stunning! It was a surprise for her mother and mother-in-law ... so that they could still see some "more traditional wedding dresses". The pictures were super funny ... some of the women even came with their headdresses and shortened veils. The crowning glory was a man in his ex-wife's wedding dress 😂

That is a real psycho things to do

If the real bride says "no", you are a perfect solution

Unless everyone including the bride agrees.

wait. I think this can be a crime. You can sue someone for doing it.

"Now I ain't saying he's a hole digger... But the holes keep getting bigger!" In his yaaaaaaaaaaaaard...♫ In his yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard ♫ Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ♪♪

My neighbor down the street was awakened by teenagers digging in the park behind his house. He called the police. There were burying a shotgun. Welcome to America.

Nothing to see here

It’s only, possibly, illegal, when there’s a body involved.

Move along! Nothing to see here!

What is a green, Chinese businessman?

Pro tip: look around the restaurant at how everyone else is doing it. I've been studying you humans for a long time and that's what I do.

I have found my eating idol

Oh, who cares. It's his burger, he's paying for it, if he wants to eat it with hashis it's completely his right!

It sounds like he was on to something though because that sounds like a really fun way to eat it.