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People acquire different knowledge depending on their age. You start to realize that the sun still exists even when the night comes and you can’t see it, and that the moon is also always there, so it’s not surprising to sometimes see it during the day.

You learn these kinds of facts by experiencing them, reading about them or talking about them with someone else. But sometimes they just don’t come up and you end up not knowing what is obvious for everybody else. It is never too late to learn, but you can’t help but feel embarrassed when you’re the last one to find out something.

Reddit user PralineStriking wanted people to remember that embarrassment and asked what things they learnt at an age that seemed too late for them and the thread got over 18k answers. We collected some of the best ones and we would like to know if you found anything that you experienced as well. If not, share your own facts you learnt at a late age that you should have known about earlier in life in the comments!

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#1

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That narwhals are real. I thought they were cute mythological creatures, until I saw a brooch a friend had and asked if it was part of the companies mythological line. She asked me if I thought narwhals were myths, like unicorns. I laughed and said of course they are.

I was 35.

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Kitty Kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're marketed as the unicorns of the sea, so I can see why people would think this.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That I needed glasses. At age 21 my friends were hassling me about being dyslexic because I kept getting words mixed up (second year at Uni). Until then, I had just been reading by looking at the shape of words and guessing the words based on the context and wider story. I had been reading this way for years and survived Uni before finding out my prescription was +1.50. The optometrist said it was amazing I hadn’t noticed. When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra. I can now see individual letters.

CasualPhilosopher25 , Nate Steiner Report

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DUN DUN (she/her)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra" We all who wear glasses felt that

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the more work you get done at work, the more they will pile it on. I could have saved a lot of my mental health in my 20’s

Miserable-Penalty188 , Christmas w/a K Report

#4

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) “Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”.

…I learned this at age 19. In college. While delivering an oral report.

I try not to think about.

ItsPaulKerseysCar , Helder da Rocha Report

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#5

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Abuela and Abuelo were not my Cuban grandparents actual names

MarzipanJoy-Joys , Hugo Chisholm Report

#6

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought everyone’s mouth got itchy when eating bananas. Almost 40 years old and find out I’m somewhat allergic to them.

tbr6742 , Amaury Laporte Report

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called oral allergy syndrome. It really sucks, at least it's only bananas for you. My list of fruit and veg that affects me gets longer every year.

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#7

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The Lion King is basically Hamlet. That was Monday. I'm 41.

west_end_squirrel , Loren JavierFollow Report

#8

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The the longest time I always heard of sports teams “Drafting” people. And I am tall, so as a kid I was constantly afraid I’d get drafted for the state basketball team just out of the blue, I thought it worked like a military draft.

I learned this wasn’t the case when I was like 10-12.

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#9

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That if you wear a white bra, you can see it through a l white shirt, but if you wear a nude colored bra, you can’t. I was 40 when a coworker shared this with me.

midwesternvalues73 , Gabriel White Report

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Valerie G.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same thing holds for wearing white panties under white slacks. You need to wear nude coloured ones under those.

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#10

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol

zejus_christ , supcece Report

#11

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That you can flush used toilet paper. Parents taught us as kids to throw away the paper in the trash can for fear of backing up the toilet. Wasn’t until college that I realized my parents were accustomed to that method because they had s***ty plumbing where they grew up in Central America

f**kintacos , Carlos ZGZ Report

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Wasn't until I was 21 when I drank Lactose Free milk and DIDN'T go sit on a toilet for an hour that I realized I am lactose intolerant. I thought it was normal to s**t constantly after drinking milk.

xeredge , Neil Turner Report

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 21 years, you never met anybody who didn't rush to the toilet after dairy products?

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#13

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes”

charlessturgeon , Trevor Pritchard Report

#14

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That our next door neighbors were lesbians and not just “good friends”. Lovely people. Didn’t figure it out until I was in college

secretbaldspot , Les Chatfield Report

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully nobody told you they were good friends to avoid talking about same-sex couples with you.

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#15

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Ponies are NOT baby horses

phrygN , Rigothamus Report

#16

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Womens pads stick to their underwear and not themselves like a band-aid.

brettrknowlton , pikulkeaw_333 Report

#17

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe age of 24

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay...we all learn something new everyday, it's not mandatory for you to learn this when you're a kid.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Baby carrots are just shaved down big carrots. I was devastated a few years ago.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, not so. There is a difference between "baby carrots" and "baby cut" carrots. Baby carrots The immature roots of the carrot plant are sometimes harvested simply as the result of crop thinning, but are also grown to this size as a specialty crop. Certain cultivars of carrots have been bred to be used at the "baby" stage. One such cultivar is 'Amsterdam Forcing'. This process was developed at Beechnut Farms, bought by Zellwin Farms. These farms originally developed food for World War II, but wanted to sell food for civilians. A team of two led the research. According to Dole, baby carrots are sweeter and more tender than full-grown carrots.[2]. "Baby-cut" carrots "Baby-cut" carrots Taking fully grown carrots and cutting them to a smaller size was the brainchild of California carrot farmer Mike Yurosek in 1986.[3]

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had to explain this to more than one adult. "Real" baby carrots are crazy delicious!

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Natalia Linnik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby carrots taste sweeter than regular carrots because they are gathered in early growth stage. If they don’t, then someone is cheating and you better try another brand or store.

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Kimberly Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby carrots (technically baby-cut carrots) are shaved down. They are sweeter because farmers have bred the carrots they use for baby carrots to be sweeter. A few just spray them with sugar water. But either way, they still are just shaved down big carrots.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually the tips that break off big carrots, or undergrown carrots and then they put them in little machines that round them off.

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H Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh no they're picked when small.....buy real ones, they have dirt, leaves at top and the rough skin still on them

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Maggie Hood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait what? They're just wasted carrot? I thought they were just small

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Lauri foss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bad or yucky carrots that would be tossed are used to make baby carrots. Good way to not waste I think.

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Tymmathi Rudd
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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've harvested baby carrots. Then had the big ones after they'd had time to grow.

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Mark Kelly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and coloured bell peppers are just green ones that are ripened longer.

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Anne Mitchell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always. Just went through a carrot processing plant. Their baby carrots are genetically modified to be smaller versions of the normal sized carrot.

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YHZ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, no, they aren't. They are _baby_ carrots. Many young vegetables are tastier or more tender than the fully grown sort. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_carrot "A baby carrot is a carrot harvested before reaching maturity and sold at that smaller size. A baby-cut carrot is a small piece cut from a larger carrot; baby-cut carrots are often marketed as "baby carrots", leading to potential confusion."

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too! I thought I could grow these adorable little things and the guy at the garden center had to (gently) explain it to me. How he managed not to laugh at me outright is serious customer service skills.

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Aut Marie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby carrots are just that. Baby carrots. BABY CUT Carrots are whole carrots milled down to baby carrot size. Fun fact: there is more nutrients in a baby cut (adult carrot) then an actual baby carrot.

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GramDB
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However there are a variety of Heirloom carrots that are very colorful, small and delicious.

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H.L.Lewis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I only learned this a couple years ago too. I thought they were harvested earlier.

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backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

carrots that some it were going bad so they cut the bad part out

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Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They grind down the ugly carrots that don’t sell well in the stores. More people have trouble identifying a carrot with the greens still on it, which blew my mind. But then, I grew up poor. We grew everything.

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Mine Truly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT I'M GOING TO READ ALL THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF THIS IS TRUE

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Erik Ivan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then they are not baby carrots. Try to take young, small carrots directly out of your garden/plant bed. The difference between withled down big carrots and those true baby carrots are huge. It's almost as if it was not the same veggie.

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Claire Armstrong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww, this has totally burst my bubble! I did not know this and it's quite a disappointment lol

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Thalia Lovering
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. I have fresh baby carrots in my fridge right now that I bought from the farmer's market and are whole, with peel and all. They just aren't in season most of the year.

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RowdieAngel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in my late twenties but I always just assumed that's assumed that they hadn't finished growing yet

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Kamara Huling
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO WAY. So we are just lazy now, to not cut up the "big" carrots? I don't believe it!

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Sandi Graziano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are not. They are genetically engineered to be smaller and sweeter.

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Karen Philpott
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby carrots are baby carrots. They are NOT shaved down carrots. At least in NZ.

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Zanshin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I know this, I don't know why they would do this, and what do the do with the rest of the carrot? It would be foolish if it was to go to waste.

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LynzCatastrophe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just carrots you harvested from your grandparents garden too early (sorry nana).

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Blobban
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still confused on how people don't know this. No one had to tell this to me, it's just common knowledge.

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MJay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always assumed it was GMO farming versus organic farming. Huh, that's makes so much sense now that I think about it. I always wondered why they were so obnoxiously uniform compared to the bulk option.

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Stoopham McFernybabes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always! The vast vast majority of baby carrots sold in Australian shops are actually baby carrots. This is and American thing.

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Tamara Mays
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I feel you. I thought they were baby carrots...but alas no just broken down grown up carrots

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wondered why they never had any skins like the big ones 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aidric Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow though, baby carrots taste different. Citation: I only eat baby carrots

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Rivka Ostroff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong! Baby carrots are yuuuummmmy! Baby cut carrots that you are talking about are meh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait what?! Ok this is a new one, I thought they just didn't let them grow like normal carrots, not shave them down🥲🥲

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

huh ? we actually pick them early call them baby carrots (small) and put in another load to grow normal sized carrots

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Michele Walker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why EVERYONE should educate themselves on what they're eating. There's no excuse to remain ignorant in this day of open knowledge at just a fingertip away.

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Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The original creator of "baby carrots" did it as a way to get rid of his ugly defective ones. He realized that if you shave down an ugly carrot though it looks fine, then tacked on the name baby to explain the size and market it for children.

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d bradley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so, you were ok with eating little BABY carrots and you were devastated after you found out they were adults

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LuCa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. Not having that, no siree Bob

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KT
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the ugly carrots get turned into baby carrots to reduce waste

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Partsqueen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew this, but I was probably 40 or so before I found out so...

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Katrina Koelbel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stopped buying the damn things when I found out. As if we dont already waste too much food, FFS!

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Hoshi Reed
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't wasting food. It is the ugly carrots that have knobs, defects or are too old that are processed into "baby carrots" to REDUCE wasting those ugly carrots that people didn't buy

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Kathleen Hart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What!!! No way!!! I would have never guessed. This whole article has made my 70 year old mind feel so stupid!

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Signe Manat Hansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is that sad to you? It means they throw out less product. And the inside is the sweetest anyway.

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Lu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lies all lies!!! Sweet baby carrots don’t listen

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes... but also no... you can get actual baby carrots, but the majority of what grocery stores have is just "baby style cut carrots"

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Kiwii Stone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sort of learned this yesterday (30) when I planted real baby carrots with my sister and the picture had tiny round carrots

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Abby Harrison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

iven know this for a while now. i dont how it seems kinda wasteful. so i buy normal carrots and kust rough chop them, in to pieces and make my own.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The store sells "normal" carrots that the customer will buy. Some carrots can be slightly too old, or have visual defects like knobs or breaks. It is these "ugly" carrots, that don't sell, that are made sellable via "baby carrots and in fact REDUCE waste.

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At roughly 37, I learned pineapples grew from the ground. Not from a tree.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Corned beef wasn’t made by cattle that were strictly fed corn. My mom couldn’t stop laughing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it just me or is corned beef a lot less affordable these days than it used to be? It seems very expensive for what it is.

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#21

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sea horses are not roughly the size of penguins. In fact, they are incredibly tiny. Stupid Saturday morning cartoons!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, you should see the pygmy seahorse, it is super duper teeny tiny, it's just so damn cute.

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#22

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffer fish don't use air to inflate.

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was today years old.... Actually, it's obvious (cause where would they get the air), but who stops to think about it? At least I didn't.

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#23

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffins are in fact NOT extinct. I had a 3rd grade teacher misinform me. I found the truth as a teenager in an embarrassing group setting where I was quite confidently wrong.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For a moment I was like "Where are the legs of that bird in the picture!?" Then I put my glasses on :)

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#24

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's a fair enough misunderstanding to have, especially if you're not from the US.

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#25

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That cows are female and bulls are male. I thought they are two different species

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, a cow is a female that has given birth. Before birth they're called heifers.

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#26

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong.

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#27

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Flo Rida spells Florida. Also will I am was William. Realized this last year. I’ll be 42 in a month lol

boring_prairedude , Eva Rinaldi Report

#28

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 20 years old when I learned that salt lamps are indeed made of salt.

I always thought that it was plastic carved into a rock-like shape

CapaxInfini , Tony Cecala Report

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a recent post about putting the salt lamp in the dishwasher to clean it...

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#29

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That roadrunners are not the size of an emu.

PURKITTY , Josh McGinn Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all know Looney Tunes are to blame for this one. They also don't go "Beep! Beep!" aren't colorful and a coyote could easily outrun and catch one without needing an Acme rocket.

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#30

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was almost 30 when I realized that travelling uphill does not always mean you're travelling north. And similarly rivers can run north because they aren't going "uphill".

I'm not normally that stupid.

Dianacolada , Jeff Report

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However long it takes you to travel to a location down south, it will take twice as long on the return journey because you are travelling uphill.

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#31

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That when i deposit cash in the bank, there isn’t a specific money locker just for me.

Financial-Corgi1067 , Steven Depolo Report

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Lisa Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was kid I thought all my money went into "my' drawer at the bank, so I made sure to write my name on all my dollar bills!

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#32

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That menstrual fluid isn’t blue. The tampon and pad commercials had me fooled.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We started getting ads where the fluid they use was red. Apparently they got a lot of complaints saying its disgusting and not suitable for TV. F**k that noise, we need to stop periods being a taboo subject and something we need to hide.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to have intercourse in the 7th grade? That cannot be right....

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought the D is Disney was just some random symbol, kinda like a backwards G. It took me until like 7th grade to realize it and even as an adult I still can’t unsee the backwards G.

Death-By-Lasagna , Mike Mozart Report

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) "TP" stood for Toilet Paper. I thought to "TP someone's house" you just put toilet paper over it to look like a teepee.

crusoestudio , Justin Baeder Report

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 16 when I found out you're meant to spit toothpaste out after brushing your teeth, I had always just swallowed it and thought that's just what you do... Idk how tf I don't have flouride poisoning

Charlie483 , Kenneth Lu Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, you wont have fluoride poisoning. Safety assessments of toothpaste assume 100% consumption.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought an armadillo was a reptile rather than a mammal

failurebeatssuccess , David Shane Report

#38

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Those containers Chinese food come in unfold into plates.

Brother_Farside , Brad.K Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everywhere. Chinese food containers in Austria do not do that.

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Up until 15 I believed If I swallow a seed and then drinks water a tree is going to grow inside me.

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the game show Wheel of Fortune is named after the tarot card

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They did a pilot for “Wheel of Suffering and Desire,” but it didn’t test well with non-Buddhist audiences.

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