People acquire different knowledge depending on their age. You start to realize that the sun still exists even when the night comes and you can’t see it, and that the moon is also always there, so it’s not surprising to sometimes see it during the day.
You learn these kinds of facts by experiencing them, reading about them or talking about them with someone else. But sometimes they just don’t come up and you end up not knowing what is obvious for everybody else. It is never too late to learn, but you can’t help but feel embarrassed when you’re the last one to find out something.
Reddit user PralineStriking wanted people to remember that embarrassment and asked what things they learnt at an age that seemed too late for them and the thread got over 18k answers. We collected some of the best ones and we would like to know if you found anything that you experienced as well. If not, share your own facts you learnt at a late age that you should have known about earlier in life in the comments!
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That narwhals are real. I thought they were cute mythological creatures, until I saw a brooch a friend had and asked if it was part of the companies mythological line. She asked me if I thought narwhals were myths, like unicorns. I laughed and said of course they are.
I was 35.
That I needed glasses. At age 21 my friends were hassling me about being dyslexic because I kept getting words mixed up (second year at Uni). Until then, I had just been reading by looking at the shape of words and guessing the words based on the context and wider story. I had been reading this way for years and survived Uni before finding out my prescription was +1.50. The optometrist said it was amazing I hadn’t noticed. When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra. I can now see individual letters.
"When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra" We all who wear glasses felt that
That the more work you get done at work, the more they will pile it on. I could have saved a lot of my mental health in my 20’s
“Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”.
…I learned this at age 19. In college. While delivering an oral report.
I try not to think about.
That Abuela and Abuelo were not my Cuban grandparents actual names
My mum's name is not 'Mum' That broke my heart when I was 2 yo 💔
I thought everyone’s mouth got itchy when eating bananas. Almost 40 years old and find out I’m somewhat allergic to them.
It's called oral allergy syndrome. It really sucks, at least it's only bananas for you. My list of fruit and veg that affects me gets longer every year.
The Lion King is basically Hamlet. That was Monday. I'm 41.
The the longest time I always heard of sports teams “Drafting” people. And I am tall, so as a kid I was constantly afraid I’d get drafted for the state basketball team just out of the blue, I thought it worked like a military draft.
I learned this wasn’t the case when I was like 10-12.
That if you wear a white bra, you can see it through a l white shirt, but if you wear a nude colored bra, you can’t. I was 40 when a coworker shared this with me.
The same thing holds for wearing white panties under white slacks. You need to wear nude coloured ones under those.
That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol
That you can flush used toilet paper. Parents taught us as kids to throw away the paper in the trash can for fear of backing up the toilet. Wasn’t until college that I realized my parents were accustomed to that method because they had s***ty plumbing where they grew up in Central America
Wasn't until I was 21 when I drank Lactose Free milk and DIDN'T go sit on a toilet for an hour that I realized I am lactose intolerant. I thought it was normal to s**t constantly after drinking milk.
It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes”
That our next door neighbors were lesbians and not just “good friends”. Lovely people. Didn’t figure it out until I was in college
Womens pads stick to their underwear and not themselves like a band-aid.
I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe age of 24
It's okay...we all learn something new everyday, it's not mandatory for you to learn this when you're a kid.
Baby carrots are just shaved down big carrots. I was devastated a few years ago.
At roughly 37, I learned pineapples grew from the ground. Not from a tree.
Corned beef wasn’t made by cattle that were strictly fed corn. My mom couldn’t stop laughing.
That sea horses are not roughly the size of penguins. In fact, they are incredibly tiny. Stupid Saturday morning cartoons!
Omg, you should see the pygmy seahorse, it is super duper teeny tiny, it's just so damn cute.
That puffer fish don't use air to inflate.
I was today years old.... Actually, it's obvious (cause where would they get the air), but who stops to think about it? At least I didn't.
That puffins are in fact NOT extinct. I had a 3rd grade teacher misinform me. I found the truth as a teenager in an embarrassing group setting where I was quite confidently wrong.
For a moment I was like "Where are the legs of that bird in the picture!?" Then I put my glasses on :)
Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.
That cows are female and bulls are male. I thought they are two different species
Technically, a cow is a female that has given birth. Before birth they're called heifers.
At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong.
That Flo Rida spells Florida. Also will I am was William. Realized this last year. I’ll be 42 in a month lol
That C.R.E.A.M by wu tang stands for cash rules.everyrhing around me
I was 20 years old when I learned that salt lamps are indeed made of salt.
I always thought that it was plastic carved into a rock-like shape
Reminds me of a recent post about putting the salt lamp in the dishwasher to clean it...
I was almost 30 when I realized that travelling uphill does not always mean you're travelling north. And similarly rivers can run north because they aren't going "uphill".
I'm not normally that stupid.
That when i deposit cash in the bank, there isn’t a specific money locker just for me.
That menstrual fluid isn’t blue. The tampon and pad commercials had me fooled.
We started getting ads where the fluid they use was red. Apparently they got a lot of complaints saying its disgusting and not suitable for TV. F**k that noise, we need to stop periods being a taboo subject and something we need to hide.
I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.
Oh for the love of punctuation, and correct placement of words, I believe it should read as "my friend in the 7th grade told me that you have to have intercourse 1st.
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I thought that till fifth grade when i looked up sex to confirm if it meant gender. From there one thing led to another and i lost all innonence by the time i was 10
I used to think that when someone got married and kissed, then the baby would magically start growing in the mom's belly! XD
How horrible that would be. Just walking around, minding my own business and BAM! I just caught Pregnancy.
I mean, that would make it easier for some people.
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This is actually how we as a people used to think about pregnancy. It wasn't that long ago that we didn't know how babies were made. Don't get me started on telegony.
What's "not that long ago"? People in ancient times already knew more than that, so...
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My daughter asked me the other night if I knew how babies were born. "You lean on the bed like this, and the baby pops out." Sure, sis.
I just wanted to say; sentence structure and punctuation are important. And this one reads in a disturbing way...
I knew pretty young, like 6 or 7 young (age appropriate of course)
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When I was about four I thought the same thing. At age four I also thought boys were gross. In front of my parents and a group of my parent's friends, I told them all that I would grow up to have lots of babies but NEVER get married. THAT got quite the reaction.
Waiiit... this sounds like they knew what intercourse was, but not that it leads to pregnancy. So they were just living with that trauma without knowing there was good reason?
I still have never been given the sex talk and I'm 29 lmao I learned about it from my CNA class and was even the person to have the most knowledge when doing the group answers in my college biology. I didn't know only one of like ten questions. Everyone else got 7 or less. It was...bad
Strangely, as a fairly young child, I knew about sex, but didn't know it's purpose was reproduction and thought it was just a weird thing adults decided to do. Books I read about having a baby said the parents "decided" to have a baby, so I thought they just consciously decided together.
That’s the sad state of sexual education in a lot of places. We were in 4th grade when we got told the whole mechanics of making babies. 2nd and 3rd grade was proper names for body parts and about not letting anyone touch your privates/ that it’s ok to tell an adult you trust if someone has touched you.
You do not get pregnant when a guy pee's in you (a lot my 7 year old self was told by my mom's friend daughter). I didn't know until I was 11...
This is so weird to me. I don't even remember learning about where babies came from, but I must have just known because I never really questioned it at all and never thought it would just "happen". However when I was about 6ish, I was getting ready for ballet class and my mum comes in excitedly and tells me no class today, the teacher is having her baby! Apparently I was just like, what? What baby? My I had younger siblings and cousins and neighbours so I'd seen plenty of pregnant women and babies. But apparently seeing this woman multiple times a week since I was 4 for ballet class I never clicked that she was pregnant and just didn't believe my mum until I later saw the baby. Is it possible that because I didn't expect it, I just didn't see it/ notice it?! For 9 months?! Kids minds are wild.
Wait a minute. 7th grade??? That's way too young to have sex. So then what?? Does your body just hold all the necessary ingredients until it's time?? ( No I'm not that stupid. Just joking.)
I thought you could get pregnant from kissing until I was 13 lol
Kissing doesn't cause pregnancy but it's a gateway activity to sex.
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I didn't have intercourse in 7th grade and am now wondering where/how my kids came from.
When I was like four I thought the same. I remember telling my parents in front of company (a group of my parent's friends) that I was going to have a baby but NOT EVER get married! Boys - YUCK! THAT got quite the reaction.
I was in 8th grade & my sister in 1st at our Catholic school. I had explained the birds & the bees to her in an age appropriate manner, so when her little classmate said her Mommy had a baby in her tummy my sister corrected her. Horrified, the little girl ran to Sister Joan practically in hysterics. Sis & I were called to the Principal's office and she was terrified of getting in trouble. They called my Mom (a nurse) to come to the school. Long story short, she reamed that ignorant prick a new one & we got to go have ice cream.
I thought this too until I was almost 20, because well with all the pop culture having people or even the girl herself shocked that she got pregnant, the only way to be shocked that you got pregnant was if getting pregnant happened randomly. Now I thinks it's dumb that anyone would be shocked to get pregnant. Or not have a plan before having sex.
Imagine being a woman and just waiting to get pregnant. That must be nerve-wracking lol
I had an aunt who wasn't married and I remember wondering when God would know to give her a baby. I was about 14.
I thought gestation was standard at 8-9months for humans... Imagine holding that in until you are 18...
in kindergarten i thought that when people got married, God knew they were now married and then God made her pregnant. (i went to catholic school until 8th grade)
I have zero clue where my kids can from cuz I definitely wasn’t gettin busy in 7th grade. Maybe they’re adopted …
I'm beginning to wonder if they even teach punctuation and word placement in school anymore. I'm not that great at punctuation anymore because I forgot a lot of it but, I at least try so sentences don't run together. I have mentioned this a few times and I always get down voted like it's not important. Yes, punctuation and word placement is important people.
You have to have sex in 7th grade?! Well damn guess i missed the time frame xD
You were in SEVENTH GRADE and had that little education about reproduction??? That's seriously sad!
Having intercourse, in the 7th grade is not necessary for pregnancy to occur. It's all about sentence structure, my friend.
Yeah. Intercourse in seventh grade is a really bad idea on so many levels.
I though that women became pregnant the second they get married, I was a stupid child.
I thought that when you were married, at any random time after that , a baby grew. When I was little, that was usually the case. Also, I was about 40 when I did the math and figured out that my mother was a " love child ".
We did have a girl disappear from my middle school and the rumor matched up pretty well with this.
Don't worry too much. Mankind took a long time to understand that too.
Holy f**k. 7th grade . I'm not sorry at all, go shoot yourself before you ever breed.
I thought the D is Disney was just some random symbol, kinda like a backwards G. It took me until like 7th grade to realize it and even as an adult I still can’t unsee the backwards G.
I used to think the y in Disney was actually a p and called them Disnep.
"TP" stood for Toilet Paper. I thought to "TP someone's house" you just put toilet paper over it to look like a teepee.
I was 16 when I found out you're meant to spit toothpaste out after brushing your teeth, I had always just swallowed it and thought that's just what you do... Idk how tf I don't have flouride poisoning
I thought an armadillo was a reptile rather than a mammal
Those containers Chinese food come in unfold into plates.
Up until 15 I believed If I swallow a seed and then drinks water a tree is going to grow inside me.
That the game show Wheel of Fortune is named after the tarot card
They did a pilot for “Wheel of Suffering and Desire,” but it didn’t test well with non-Buddhist audiences.
There is nothing wrong with not knowing something. Learning is always, always a good thing. The problem only starts when you learn something new and then pretend it doesn't exist. I'm looking at you, climate deniers, flat earthers, racism deniers, misogynists-- okay, I'm looking at a lot of people, but you get my meaning.
And people should not stop trying to learn new things just because they finished school. There's always more to learn.
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My dad was a very smart man, he loved to learn new things and read, for me he was a sort of walking encyclopedia.. only one time I taught him something . There is an idiom in Italy "a caval donato non si guarda in bocca" "you don't look in the mouth of a gift horse" because you can tell the age of a horse by the teeth, but Donato it's also a person name.. he told me "I never understand this idiom , I thought that the horse's name was Donato!" We had the best laugh of our life... I miss you so much dad!!
I always assumed this idiom was to do with the Trojan horse - which never made sense to me, because if they had looked inside before accepting it things would have worked out very differently. So thanks Francesca, I learned something new there too!
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I was in my early 50s before I realized I was circumcised. I was stunned. 😂😂😂
There is a clip on YouTube for the Graham Norton show where Sir Patrick Stewart talks about the same confusion. He thought he was....he's not.
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A few of these are from people who didn't realize something about themselves, and I'm here to tell you that assuming everyone experiences life that way you do is an *extremely* common thing. We only have one perspective in life except where imperfectly translated into language, and there's so many questions we don't think to ask. If you're colour blind, or you lack a mind's eye, or whatever, you will most likely believe for a long time that everyone is the same way - until you randomly come across a colour blindness test or somebody talking about aphantasia and you go "Wait, people LITERALLY count sheep?" Same reason a lot of people take forever to realize their true sexuality, especially in previous generations where we talked about sex less - "you mean not every woman just PRETENDS to like sex?" A good reminder to have patience with people because what is obvious to you, is not obvious to everyone. :)
Up until last year, I always thought the Mars Rover was the size of a small children's remote controlled toy. Then I found out it's about the size of an actual car. Somehow it always looked small when I saw photos of it on Mars!
The banana thing is REAL I had the SAME THING happen during Organic Chem in college, we were talking about acidic foods and I was loud about how bananas must be as acidic if not more so than pineapples, since they wreck my mouth like eating too much pineapple every time. The entire class just stared at me, the prof explained how that makes sense for pineapples, due to their acidity and the rough texture, but bananas? nooooo Told me to check with my doctor about it, yep allergic to latex plants, could become a latex allergy, very important to know
I am embarrassed to admit that it was only last year that I realized pockets of air can get trapped underwater by a vessel. I was reading a book where a chamber was filling up with water, and the characters only had an air pocket from an upside down canoe to breathe. I didn't understand how they had any air at all. And it was a book for young adults! Durp.
I thought soda could only be drunk after someone was 7 years old. (Because of 7-up)
I believed in Santa Claus til I was 12. Overheard my aunt talking about it (not about Me). God knows how long it would have taken me to get it. There went Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus, all in one fell swoop.
Like the saying "Don't let the bedbugs bite". I was in my 40's when I learned that bedbugs we're REAL. So now I suppose they're going to tell me that the Boogie man is real too.
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I grew up in Texas. I thought Whataburger was like Water Burger or something because the burgers were juicy. I was in my 20's when I finally solved the riddle.
The term comes from the fact that people who needn't work outdoors are often very pale, and you can see their veins through their skin. And because those veins appear blue... You get it.
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That the band is called "Bowling for Soup" not "Bullwinkle Soup" This was like a month ago. I'm 27
My son looked at his puckered finger tips in the pool and cried because he thought it was permanent water damage 😆
I was an adult before I found out that facade did NOT have two pronunciations. I had always thought that when referring to a building it was pronounced fa KA yd like arcade or colonnade and when referring to a person putting on a false front or face it was pronounced face-ad because they were being two-faced.
I dont think either of those are right. Its "fuh-sawd."
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Wolverines ARE real live animals! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine
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I remember my sudden disappointment as an older kid upon finally eating my first candy apple. Candy apples aren't entirely made of candy but actually have a real apple under them.
We don't have candy apples in Portugal, i've always wanted to try One and the fact that now i know it has a real Apple inside makes me want to try it more
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I think I was 20 when I learned that female nipples don’t just have one hole where milk comes out of… and I’m female. For some reason I also thought the word “prevent” meant the opposite — as in causing something to happen — until I was 8 or 9. Up until then, the Smokey the Bear sign my dad had was very confusing.
I think I was 20 when I finally figured out the tall man in Simon and Garfunkels’ video for You Can Call Me Al, is in fact Garfunkel and not Will Ferrell xD
That elected officials are not held accountable, nor do they actually have do anything.
I learned 2 weeks ago that pickles are cucumbers. My whole life is a lie 🥲.
Was in my 60's when it occurred to me what occupation Miss Kitty really had in the TV series "Gunsmoke"
I just learned some of these and I'm 32. I also have to care to question it.
A crockpot is so called because it is a pot you put your crock in to heat it up. That took me a while.
I was in my early 30s when i learned that New England is not, in fact, a state.
As a kid I thought the term drinking meants drinks overall. So when my parents taught us drinking was bad I thought they meant like juice, water, soda. Drinking and driving was another, I remember my dad had a soda and was driving I was like 'Oh no, my dad is doing something bad. It wasn't until I saw a PSA on tv about some guy drinking beer and then hopping into his car where it timeskips to him being bound in a wheelchair paralyzed that I learned 'drink' means Alcohol.
I think I was in junior high when I found out that not all poodles are girl dogs and all German shepherds are boy dogs!
When I was younger my dad told me that if I unscrewed my belly button my butt would fall off. When I tell you I tried so hard and was disappointed it didn't work, he finally told me to truth: I didn't have the right tool. *insertdisappointmenthere*
TIL that the fine constant (1/137) is called that because of the fine gaps in the spectral lines of atoms. How did I not get that amirite? Anybody?
Maybe you'll meet a woman this year. Maybe. Probably not.
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There is nothing wrong with not knowing something. Learning is always, always a good thing. The problem only starts when you learn something new and then pretend it doesn't exist. I'm looking at you, climate deniers, flat earthers, racism deniers, misogynists-- okay, I'm looking at a lot of people, but you get my meaning.
And people should not stop trying to learn new things just because they finished school. There's always more to learn.
Load More Replies... My dad was a very smart man, he loved to learn new things and read, for me he was a sort of walking encyclopedia.. only one time I taught him something . There is an idiom in Italy "a caval donato non si guarda in bocca" "you don't look in the mouth of a gift horse" because you can tell the age of a horse by the teeth, but Donato it's also a person name.. he told me "I never understand this idiom , I thought that the horse's name was Donato!" We had the best laugh of our life... I miss you so much dad!!
I always assumed this idiom was to do with the Trojan horse - which never made sense to me, because if they had looked inside before accepting it things would have worked out very differently. So thanks Francesca, I learned something new there too!
Load More Replies... I was in my early 50s before I realized I was circumcised. I was stunned. 😂😂😂
There is a clip on YouTube for the Graham Norton show where Sir Patrick Stewart talks about the same confusion. He thought he was....he's not.
Load More Replies... A few of these are from people who didn't realize something about themselves, and I'm here to tell you that assuming everyone experiences life that way you do is an *extremely* common thing. We only have one perspective in life except where imperfectly translated into language, and there's so many questions we don't think to ask. If you're colour blind, or you lack a mind's eye, or whatever, you will most likely believe for a long time that everyone is the same way - until you randomly come across a colour blindness test or somebody talking about aphantasia and you go "Wait, people LITERALLY count sheep?" Same reason a lot of people take forever to realize their true sexuality, especially in previous generations where we talked about sex less - "you mean not every woman just PRETENDS to like sex?" A good reminder to have patience with people because what is obvious to you, is not obvious to everyone. :)
Up until last year, I always thought the Mars Rover was the size of a small children's remote controlled toy. Then I found out it's about the size of an actual car. Somehow it always looked small when I saw photos of it on Mars!
The banana thing is REAL I had the SAME THING happen during Organic Chem in college, we were talking about acidic foods and I was loud about how bananas must be as acidic if not more so than pineapples, since they wreck my mouth like eating too much pineapple every time. The entire class just stared at me, the prof explained how that makes sense for pineapples, due to their acidity and the rough texture, but bananas? nooooo Told me to check with my doctor about it, yep allergic to latex plants, could become a latex allergy, very important to know
I am embarrassed to admit that it was only last year that I realized pockets of air can get trapped underwater by a vessel. I was reading a book where a chamber was filling up with water, and the characters only had an air pocket from an upside down canoe to breathe. I didn't understand how they had any air at all. And it was a book for young adults! Durp.
I thought soda could only be drunk after someone was 7 years old. (Because of 7-up)
I believed in Santa Claus til I was 12. Overheard my aunt talking about it (not about Me). God knows how long it would have taken me to get it. There went Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus, all in one fell swoop.
Like the saying "Don't let the bedbugs bite". I was in my 40's when I learned that bedbugs we're REAL. So now I suppose they're going to tell me that the Boogie man is real too.
Load More Replies... I grew up in Texas. I thought Whataburger was like Water Burger or something because the burgers were juicy. I was in my 20's when I finally solved the riddle.
The term comes from the fact that people who needn't work outdoors are often very pale, and you can see their veins through their skin. And because those veins appear blue... You get it.
Load More Replies... That the band is called "Bowling for Soup" not "Bullwinkle Soup" This was like a month ago. I'm 27
My son looked at his puckered finger tips in the pool and cried because he thought it was permanent water damage 😆
I was an adult before I found out that facade did NOT have two pronunciations. I had always thought that when referring to a building it was pronounced fa KA yd like arcade or colonnade and when referring to a person putting on a false front or face it was pronounced face-ad because they were being two-faced.
I dont think either of those are right. Its "fuh-sawd."
Load More Replies... Wolverines ARE real live animals! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine
Load More Replies... I remember my sudden disappointment as an older kid upon finally eating my first candy apple. Candy apples aren't entirely made of candy but actually have a real apple under them.
We don't have candy apples in Portugal, i've always wanted to try One and the fact that now i know it has a real Apple inside makes me want to try it more
Load More Replies... I think I was 20 when I learned that female nipples don’t just have one hole where milk comes out of… and I’m female. For some reason I also thought the word “prevent” meant the opposite — as in causing something to happen — until I was 8 or 9. Up until then, the Smokey the Bear sign my dad had was very confusing.
I think I was 20 when I finally figured out the tall man in Simon and Garfunkels’ video for You Can Call Me Al, is in fact Garfunkel and not Will Ferrell xD
That elected officials are not held accountable, nor do they actually have do anything.
I learned 2 weeks ago that pickles are cucumbers. My whole life is a lie 🥲.
Was in my 60's when it occurred to me what occupation Miss Kitty really had in the TV series "Gunsmoke"
I just learned some of these and I'm 32. I also have to care to question it.
A crockpot is so called because it is a pot you put your crock in to heat it up. That took me a while.
I was in my early 30s when i learned that New England is not, in fact, a state.
As a kid I thought the term drinking meants drinks overall. So when my parents taught us drinking was bad I thought they meant like juice, water, soda. Drinking and driving was another, I remember my dad had a soda and was driving I was like 'Oh no, my dad is doing something bad. It wasn't until I saw a PSA on tv about some guy drinking beer and then hopping into his car where it timeskips to him being bound in a wheelchair paralyzed that I learned 'drink' means Alcohol.
I think I was in junior high when I found out that not all poodles are girl dogs and all German shepherds are boy dogs!
When I was younger my dad told me that if I unscrewed my belly button my butt would fall off. When I tell you I tried so hard and was disappointed it didn't work, he finally told me to truth: I didn't have the right tool. *insertdisappointmenthere*
TIL that the fine constant (1/137) is called that because of the fine gaps in the spectral lines of atoms. How did I not get that amirite? Anybody?
Maybe you'll meet a woman this year. Maybe. Probably not.
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