‘Learn Useless Talents’: 40 Useless But Very Cool-Looking Things You Can Learn To Impress Others

Slightly more useful, if you get junk mail you don't want and it has a return address on it, you can simply cross out your address and write return to sender on it. If it is addressed to someone who has died, then also write deceased on it, and they should remove them from their mailing list (it has worked on several that my late FIL was getting and they were upsetting my MIL).

Sign. Now for the TRUTH. When you buy a Business Reply Mail permit you agree to pay for return mail up to 1 ounce (about 28 grams) or a postcard. The US Post Office can only 1) forward qualifying mail or 2) return mail if there is a valid return address (different from the permit address) or 3) destroy the offending mail as a 'dead letter'. You can mail a brick, but it will be discarded by the post office. Sorry. And yes, it's always been this way.

Unless OP also writes the "to" address somewhere, that's going straight to the dead letter pile.

Saw a post where a guy stick the pre paid envelope to the outside of a box then filled the box with rocks.

Been doing this since 1986.

i have actually done this in real life and it works just as well as you imagine! (just the dress part, not the "kill a man" part. cuz that would be illegal and, besides, where would i have hidden the katan- ... ummmm... ok, move along, folks. nothing to see here.)

I am fire I am death - spoken by smaug, aka my cats hero

I learned that from I love Lucy. The grape stomping episode

For when the zombie outbreak happens during the cocktail party. Downside is you only get tiny plastic swords and an champagne flute to defend yourself.

I will use that advice at my mom's cousin's wedding in June.

wtf is butt censored now? buttocks? wtf BP

Now I want to know how all these countries would describe our writing.

i just recognize korean by the ovals lol

Too bad Mongolia uses Cyrillic now...their traditional script is beautiful

Seeing how the word BUTTS has been censored totally unalived me!

How to look like you've had an accident and are ashamed to admit that it was you. ;-)

Note: must also not have shadow.

It looks like he jus peed a little and stepped away

Lol

This is hurting ym eyes. But it works, look at this and floating

This is not a useless "how-to..." 😄

I've taught the family what I call the best of both world's. Let's take the donut. I will see 1 maple bar and one Boston cream. So the person says I'll cut the maple bar in half and you do the same with the Boston.cream. Then comes the rub with kiddo's about one getting the smaller half. I say whoever cuts the other gets to choose first. That way they are cut as fair as possible. My kids are 30, 28, and 19 (no the 19 yr old is not an oop's baby)and I still hear them do it.

KFC was a treat in our house back in the 70's , especially the breast. The rule in the house (dont ask me why) was that my brother and I ate our fries, drank our coleslaw and drank our milk before we were allowed to grab our piece of chicken . I loved the breast so I was usually first but I remember the time that my brother was going to beat me and the breast was laying there on top of all the other chicken pieces seemingly calling my name so I grabbed the breast and licked it like it was a melting soft serve cone on a hot summers day and then put it back on the pile of chicken. Mom was mad, I didnt know why, followed the rules. "But I just licked it" ( my childish excuse, and I was indeed just a child) . My mom never let me live it down. Wish she was here to tease me about it.

…and don’t forget to cough on it. Or you can blow your nose and then swipe it across the back of your hand, etc., etc., etc. So. Many. Ways. Not. To. Share. A. Donut.

He's so happy

This is the most wonderfully useless thing I've come across today. I shall be making Grim Reapers, and have them... battle.... no... waltz

This is cute ^^

it’s so cute!

If your sleeve is fuschia you can be the Glam Reaper.

Yep _ I had to go get a black jumper and try that out. Gonna go bug one of my co-workers now...

I think I need a fifth step where I vacuum out all the loose crumbs first.

This assumes a lot about my sofa/cushion shape…

Magically adds a 5th pillow

Where do the extra cushions come from?

This is cool for a catto!

How to properly spell p-e-e-l

Ooooh! Thanks 👍