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Laffy Taffies — the squares of pure delight, little pieces of artificially-flavored heaven, relentless teeth ruiners since the ‘70s. No other candy makes you say ‘Oh, you!’ upon unwrapping it and gazing at its stretchy, rainbow-colored composure.
And if the taffy itself isn’t as amusing to you as just described, then the silly Laffy Taffy jokes on their wrappers will delight the heck out of you. So, if you do not wish to damage your pearly whites but do love yourself a corny joke or two, we’ve gathered the best Laffy Taffy jokes for your consideration.
So, without stretching the taffy here until it breaks, let’s just go straight to the funny Laffy Taffy jokes, puns, and wordplays. These jokes for kids are just as charming as the candy itself, but some are still more favored — just like their flavors — compared to the other adorable jokes.
So, it is you, dear reader, that shall decide which of these Laffy Taffy jokes and answers will climb on top of Mount Olympus by giving them your vote. Lastly, do not forget to share this Laffy Taffy jokes list with your friends, the neighborhood kids, and Aunt Mary from Fries, Virginia. And now, prepare for a good laff!
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#1
Soup’s secret glow-up
How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots.
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#2
When Your Name Gets a Plot Twist
What happened after David had his ID stolen? We had to call him Dav.
How Many Laffy Taffy Jokes Are There?
Did you know Laffy Taffies have been around since the ’70s? These chewy, colorful taffy bars are inspired by the famous Roald Dahl character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Each piece of taffy is usually individually wrapped and often includes a joke or a pun on the wrapper. These jokes are called the Laffy Taffy jokes and have become a fun and iconic part of the candy.
Over the years, Laffy Taffy has published more than a million jokes for kids. They print the jokes on the wrappers of their taffy candies, with a credit to the creator. While we don’t have an exact number of these jokes, we do have some of the best ones here:
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
#5
Galactic Lunchroom Comes Through
What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
Use the forks, Luke.
#6
Hands-free flexing, vibes only
What did the digital clock say to its mom? Look mom, no hands.
What Does Laffy Taffy Feel & Taste Like?
Laffy Taffy is a type of chewy candy that’s known for its stretchy and soft texture. When you touch or handle Laffy Taffy, it feels smooth and pliable, somewhat similar to soft, elastic putty. It's easy to mold and stretch, which is why it’s often described as “taffy” and is a popular choice for candy lovers who enjoy a chewy and sweet.
Laffy Taffy comes in lots of fruity flavors, including cherry, strawberry, and grape. However, when it comes to taste, it’s banana-flavor is the clear winner among taffy lovers. It has a silky texture, with a distinctive sweetness and a long-lasting flavor. Many consumers agree that no one quite makes a banana taffy that is as recognizable as the banana-flavored Laffy Taffy.
Who Writes Laffy Taffy Jokes?
You know what the best part about these funny Laffy Taffy jokes is? No, not their inherent silliness, but rather the fact that since the beginning, these jokes have been written and sent in by children! Yep, it isn’t some bespectacled white-collared gent that comes up with these cute jokes, but rather the youngsters themselves have the chance to make everybody laugh.
For decades, Laffy Taffy has printed jokes submitted by candy lovers. However, in 2020, the brand launched the “Your Jokes, Our (W)rapper” contest, inviting submissions from the general public. A total of 101 fans had their jokes printed on the candy wrappers.
How to Submit Laffy Taffy Jokes?
Anyone can submit jokes to the candy maker as long as they are succinct and funny. You can visit their website to submit your entries.
#10
Sweetest excuse ever
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
#13
Wait, Watermelon Traffic Rules?
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon!
Why are Laffy Taffy Jokes So Bad?
Laffy Taffy jokes are famous for being overly simple and use puns, wordplay, and silly humor. They are intentionally designed to be light-hearted and easy to understand for kids, which can make them seem corny, especially for adults. They may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but hey, you gotta admit that these are some high quali-tea puns! So enjoy the innocent humor that brings a smile to a lot of faces, especially children. It's all good pun!
#16
When the breeze hits different
What did the skunk say when the wind changed? It’s all coming back to me now.
#17
Breakfast with a side of game-day puns
What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up!
#19
When your eyes start gossiping
What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.
#23
Cold scoop, hot take
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop? He wanted to get the scoop.
#24
Plot twist: Farming for the win
Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.
#25
Low-Key Pun Mastermind
What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song?
"Of chorus".
#26
Jurassic Car Trouble
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
#29
Stealth Mode: Stripes Edition
Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
#38
Toilet humor really flushed me out
Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
#40
Patchwork magic, pumpkin style
How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
#43
Right There, Classic Move
What is a good spot for a taste bud? I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
#49
Campfires low-key flirting
What did one campfire say to the other? Let’s go out one of these days!
#50
Guess they really *are* outstanding in it
What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field.
#53
Campfire’s Low-Key Crush
What did one campfire say to the other? Let's go out one of these days!
#55
So many places, so little time
Where should you go if your dog is missing?
The lost and hound.
#56
Low-key stomach protection vibes
What did the policeman say to his tummy? I got you under a vest!
#70
Brb, Pancakes Just Got Cosmic
Why is a pancake like the sun?
Because it rises in the yeast.
#73
The loudest silence award
What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
#81
Low tide but high hopes
What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore.
#83
Well, that escalated neigh-borhood
What did the horse say when he fell down? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
#91
That pun totally grew on me
Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.
#92
Sharp burns make life less pointless
Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless.
#99
Grandma’s got jokes, literally
What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A gram cracker.
#102
This Joke Went Full Storm
What did the hurricane say to the island? I've got my eye on you!
#104
No one wants frostbite buns
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter? So they don't freeze their buns!
#106
Shoe Drama You Didn’t Know You Needed
What did one shoe say to the other? Don’t stick your tongue out at me!
#109
Spots are harder to book than you think
Why didn’t the leopard go on vacation? He couldn’t find the right spot.
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