30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Things Their Kids Have Done And Pretended To Have Nothing To Do With

'Hello, this is your teacher speaking.....'

I have to shake my socks and shoes before putting them on, since my two cats love to somehow get random stuff into it, like dead bugs (ouch)

I read it as "when I was 4I" Horrifying.

Well, good thing you weren't eating bugs.

Who can't just laugh at that

The funniest bit is that it took her years to figure it out.

Warned my toddler son the marbles he was playing with were going to roll under the TV stand and get lost. 5 seconds later and it happens. I said see that's why I said by careful. He told my "whatever you think you saw wasn't that". Politician in training

Ha! When I was like, 5, my brother(6) and I decided to play "barber shop". We took our stuffed animals and cut off their "hair" with kiddie scissors, then after we had the great idea to cut EACH OTHERS hair. Lets just say my mom wasn't thrilled, especially since my brother had SCHOOL PICTURE DAY in a few days(I basically snipped off all of his hair, and he cut me some bangs. He wore a hat in his school picture😂)

w h y

Kindly give the turkey her pepperoni back.

... And it snuffed up my nose

Then it obviously wasn't coming from the fire extinguisher. I wonder what did cause it.

dead WHAT????????

Shocking. And not in a funny way.

Sounds like something my family would do 😭✌️

I am sure the cat is gonna seriously consider scratching someone

I used to be good at guessing what I was getting. Once present when I was about 10 was a real mystery, so I carefully opened it and resealed it so well that no one knew. On Christmas morning, I told everyone that one is a new watch, and proceeded to explain how I knew so they would all be proud of what a great job I did putting it back together perfectly.

I f*****g love ducks

Just getting rid of some excess cholesterol.

T E N M I L L I O N I Q

Ask for a lawyer.

Are they younger? Were you smart? Did they say you framed them?

More butter, lol.

hmm, perhaps a somewhat fast raccoon pilfered the peel, and when he realized that he couldn’t leave the scene quickly enough, he stashed it in the toilet bowl in a panic.

Nobody caused lots of trouble at our house when my brother and I were small.

If I ask my son what he's doing and he says what he's doing than he's not getting in trouble. If he says "nothing" he was for sure doing something bad. Poor kid wonders how he always gets found out

It’s like when you eat corn.

I got framed for several things in school. I also got ratted on. Come to think of it, I hated school prior to college...

Why does your 4yo have easy access to a blade or scissors unsupervised?

So, what was the kid doing, then?

Sounds like something I'd do if I had any sort of inclination to do something like that

Wait for 2 weeks and the smell will help you find it...