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Kids are picky eaters and there are very few parents out there who haven’t had to deal with this. Even though it’s a hassle to convince your children to eat their veggies (or any meal they actually asked you to make for them), the reasons kids give us for why they can’t eat something can be adorably ridiculous. Like not wanting their peanut butter and jelly sandwich because it has peanut butter and jelly in it.

My Kid Can’t Eat This is an Instagram account that collects the hilarious comments kids made about, well, why they can’t eat something. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments what funny reasons your kids have given you when they refused to eat something, dear Pandas.

The Instagram account was started back in 2015 and currently has more than 114k followers. Though it’s run anonymously, HuffPost found out that it’s the brainchild of mother-of-three Heather. She got the idea to make the account after having endless fights over food with her kids.

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#1

Kid-Cant-Eat-This

After watching the movie "Ratatoulli" 658098764 times and asking me to make what they made 787628 times I spent hours scouring the internet for the exact same recipe from the movie and made it and now they can't eat it because a rat didn't make it

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Kaisu
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This ratatouille looks amazing though!

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    #2

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    It's "too beautiful." She's crying actual tears of joy. She's 4

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    #3

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's broken. I can't eat it because it's his. So I guess we're gonna have to put it in a raft, push it out to sea, and set it aflame using a flaming arrow Viking style. RIP Pringle. Enjoy Valhalla.

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    "The reasons my kids can't eat foods range from hilarious, infuriating to ridiculous. They know they have to taste all foods and are all healthy, so while I'm not seriously worried, it still drives me crazy!" Heather told HuffPost.

    "I hope that other parents feel a little less alone when it comes to food drama," she added.

    The My Kid Can’t Eat This account asks parents to submit pictures of the food their kids absolutely refused to eat and add a quick comment with the reason why. However, the last time the Instagram account posted a new photo was back in February 2016, so the page is probably taking a “small” break from internet stardom.

    #4

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it

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    #5

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it "reminds me of Snow White." I told her that if this apple really could make her sleep for several hours I would have cleaned the store out.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case I would have bought them for myself.

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    #6

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because by removing the cherry seeds, I turned them into olives

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    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of two grown kids I admire the dedication and effort some of these parents go through to prepare meals for their kids. I also admire their restraint.

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    Generally, there are broader reasons why kids are fussy eaters. For example, if something feels gross in their mouths of their hands, children will avoid it. But there are ways around this.

    One way to get picky eaters to eat is to make sure they’re not snacking too much and are actually hungry for lunch or for dinner, according to KevinMD.com.

    #7

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because although he loves onion rings, recently learned they contain onions

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    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I found out pizza had cheese and refused to eat it for like 3 years. My mom also lied to me that the eggs they sell in the stores are artificially made so I wouldn't avoid eating them because my a*s loves animals and couldn't grasp the concept of fertilized and unfertilized eggs. I called her from my grandmother's house a year later and started screaming "HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME" when I had to go get eggs from the coop for dinner.

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    #8

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because if Honey Nut Cheerios taste like honey and Chocolate Cheerios taste like chocolate, this one must taste like the cast of Frozen and she doesn't want to eat Elsa.

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually makes perfect sense.

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    #9

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the hairs disgust him. He's fifteen. Fif. Teen

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    Something else that works is having the entire family sit down to eat. If your child sees you eating the same food that’s in front of them, they’ll be more likely to follow your example. That also means that your child should be eating the same food that you’re eating (this is also a great reason to start eating healthier).

    At the end of the day, kids are smart and you should have a proper conversation with them about food: what’s good for them, what’s bad for them. And why it’s important for them to eat their veggies!

    #10

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she doesn't like "all the nipples." Me: You mean, seeds?" Her: No, NIPPLES."

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where there is nipples, there is Strawboobies

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    #11

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because he discovered halfway through that it isn't an Oreo. I never said it was an Oreo. He's crying. There is a crowd forming. Send help.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have told him it's a special Oreo.

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    #12

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the grapes are too spicy. SPICY

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece knows she doesn't like 'spicy' food. So I just made a face and told her the chocolate was 'too spicy'. She didn't want any

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    #13

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Peanut butter and honey sandwich because the honey looks like a rabbit and she doesn't want to wreck it. In her defense, it totally does.

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    #14

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because there are too many spoons in the bowl. (You'll never, EVER, guess who put them there.)

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    #15

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she asked for cheese and crackers, not crackers and cheese.

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    #16

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they don't have heads. Side note: He bit all of the heads off

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    #17

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals

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    #18

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because he doesn't like his food this fancy

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    #19

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "a mouse already had some."

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    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old asked about a big hole in a slice of bread. I said it was because the 'yeast farted and made a big pocket of fart air.' Bread has NEVER been so awesome.

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    #20

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's cold and "tastes like you mixed a bunch of fruits together." Um, I did

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the strawberrys black? Why are they black?

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    #21

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Fresh carrot from the garden because it has legs

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    #22

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she doesn't like the "orange thing" on the bottom. It's her fork...

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    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the fork out or swap it for another fork without her seeing

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    #23

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    I got a new toy and spent AGES cutting the boy's lunch out. Eddie took one look, sighed, and said "You shouldn't have done that."

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    Jack Chandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to restrain myself from stuffing each piece up his nose…

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have kids but I have heard thousand times that you should include your kids to cooking. When they can participate, they will want to eat the food. Plus they get familiarized with different ingredients, which prevents picky eating. What better to do than let the KIDS do the cutting (I assume these were done with a cookie cutter or similar). And you shouldn't raise your kids to think that they are king, worshipped by a mother who is their slave who sacrifies their life for making pretty food for the little king. I'm sorry, you might feel you are doing something great but you are growing a monster who will wait for mommy to peel potatos and cut corns from cobs in their thirties. Normal, regular care is enough. Once in a blue moon is ok, but I think nowadays parents think every day needs to be "special" for the kids.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be a good parent. I started my daughter cooking her own eggs at 2. She loves to cook and is amazing at it

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    Jane Thorne-Gutierrez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson ( age 6) came into the kitchen while his mom was making cabbage rolls. He said " Are you making that stinky lettuce again?" " I think you better just throw it out , and do tacos "... we will forever refer to cabbage now as stinky lettuce.

    Jasmina Pavlovic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice kid ... really ... manners ... wohoo ... 🤨

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    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gobbled it all down in front of him and offered him nothing else for lunch.

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right. Isn't giving him a good meal enough?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the memories! Parenting takes SOOO much patience!

    Janelle Collard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where you ban your head on the table a few times?

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree with him. Don't mess with my food.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His response indicates he needs training in how to be appreciative. Ask which ones he doesn't like and remove them from his plate: he can eat what's left, if anything.

    jevais
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the plate away and give him nothing.

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    Kristina Wilson Merkley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😩😖 a like, WHY TRY!? Right?! 😔 Sorry mama

    Alessandra Trabalho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disguising cucumber in hearts and stars forms? Nononononono....

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with basic geometric shapes... like circles, squares and triangles? :P

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    #24

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she's a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised how many people could not identify this as sliced sausage! Better quality sausages always have a 'coarser' texture inside- means there's more actual meat rather than the cut-off fat, innards, ground bones etc. blended into a mush.

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    #25

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it looks like it needs a doctor."

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    Lou
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Others see the Virgin Mary in their wallpaper, I see Trump in your muffin. It definitely needs to see a doctor.

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    #26

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Dumpling because, "ewww, it has toes.."

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your kid doesn't want the dumpling, I'll eat it. I love dumplings.

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    #27

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the icing cracked when he dropped it. He's 17

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    #28

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they're "blurry" (wavy).

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    #29

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they're all "cracked open like humpty dumpty" and he "can't eat things that are broken," because they might "break him." And "no one would be able to put him together again."

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's logic - you will never understand it but you have to live with it for a few years.

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    #30

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Bat pasta - they cried because they couldn't understand it wasn't real bats

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, eating a "bat" during the times of Covid-19...

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    #31

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it has seeds."

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    #32

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    She refused the yogurt I picked out for her (left) and insisted on picking out one herself (right).

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    Jack Chandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the one on the left expired July 2015

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    #33

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's exactly what she asked for. I'll end up eating it standing over the trash like a beggar and she'll ask for it two hours from now. When I tell her it's gone she'll cry like a Directioner upset about Zayn and I hate myself for even referencing that

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    Ziya (Wenny) Liu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say this, and I'll definitely get downvoted, but a lot of these kids sound like they're either cluless or spoiled.

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    #34

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it looks like a booty

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    #35

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she farted on it and now it's a fart muffin

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    #36

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she already ate at school. It's Sunday

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    #37

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I told him it was a leg... he doesn't eat anyone's legs. He only likes wings and parts you don't name... but no legs

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    #38

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because her "heart wants Goldfish"

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it tastes like sadness

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    #39

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because after being told repeatedly that there are peanuts in the candy, it turns out that- *spoiler alert*- there are indeed peanuts on the candy.

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    ABIGAIL KIRK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a few more years and they will turn into more helpful humans beings

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    #40

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they're dead.

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    #41

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I cut it in half. I murdered it. I'm a waffle assassin. A wa-sassin

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    Mashedpotatoes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hereby charging you with wa-sassination. 50 years .

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    #42

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it's broken. Please direct your attention to the 1.5 millimeter offensive chip in the graham cracker at the top. This is now garbage.

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    Weim Central
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are just waiting for these food imperfections! Yesssss!

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    #43

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I broke the carrots. HELLO, I MADE OLAF

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    #44

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she doesn't eat chicken legs. Only "nuggets and boobs."

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    Lynden Manning
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plate of a fussy eater......nothing can touch.

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    #45

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she wanted dinner. I called it supper. My bad

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    #46

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because, and I quote: "Elsa's too tall."

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    #47

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's a bar of soap. Didn't stop him from trying though.

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    #48

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because according to my 7 y/o, it's a "big pot of nope."

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I would not eat whole bay leaves either.

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    #50

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she didn't want a Nutella sandwich. She wants the entire jar of Nutella and a spoon

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    #51

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she asked me to cut it in half and then decided that's not what she wanted. "Back!" she says. Unfortunately for her, her mother is a muggle and her repair-o spell is useless. Unfortunately for her mother, she doesn't think that's any excuse. Side note - she is currently tearing her new, whole circle sandwich into lots of parts. I'm trying to remain calm.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't some of these reasons, sounds like we got some spoiled kids on our hands. If they don't want to eat, don't make them eat it, but they get nothing else.

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    #52

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it's what monkeys eat and I'm not a monkey."

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not a single species of monkeys that primarily eats bananas because our bananas are the result of selective breeding and natural bananas look completely different.

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    #53

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I'm making her share it with her brother and she "literally can't even." She's five

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not removing the 3rd chocolate first was just looking for trouble.

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    #54

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Corn unless I cut it off the cob. He's 27.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R U kidding me? Kick him out of your house so he can grow up!

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    #55

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I refuse to cut it up and pour milk over it like cereal.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk on pizza: worse than pineapple or kiwi. Anyway, I like the pattern on the plate.

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    #56

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because shells go in the ocean. He was upset when I ate my portion

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    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks yummy. I would eat that in a heartbeat

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    #57

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it's dirty." On Earth we call this "seasoning."

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    #58

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they look like feet and have toes at the end.

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    #59

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because they scared the crap out of her

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    Flisey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya see these cool things other mums do, try it out on your own kids and they don't like the effort - being a parent is so... cool :(

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    #60

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the pizza is cut in squares not triangles and square pizza is too fancy.

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    #61

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    She can't eat these M&Ms because they have a "w" on them. She ate the ones with an "m."

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    #62

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because a lion touched it. In her defense, the lion does appear to be on something

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    Abbey Impson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more bothered by the eyes peering through the strawberries

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    #63

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she doesn't have as many as she is years old.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should remember that til when she's 40 😂😂😂😂

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    #64

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's broken. Fun Fact: He tore it up himself.

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    Jasmina Pavlovic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hungry? Kids do this, when they are not really hungry ...

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    #65

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because there are bites taken out of them. Bites she took.

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    #66

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's broken. I said "it's not broken, you just made more chips" and he tried to hit me. Oh look it's nap time

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    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Oh, look it's nap time.' Yep. I felt this one.

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    #67

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning."

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like fruit in my yogurt or jello. Textures are weird together.

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    #68

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because daddy opened it. Makes sense. His man hands changed the flavor.

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    Jaeson Nam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont like how its called fruit bowl and its in a bag

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    #69

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she doesn't eat triangles.

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    #70

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it has too many colors. That's fine I'll take his slice and eat all the chemicals. I'm a giver like that.

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    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks really nice. idk how you wouldnt want A rainbow cake

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    #71

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's too yellow. Someone please get this child some turquoise corn.

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    #72

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because my son says there are too many colors and it hurts his eyes. My daughter carried the zucchini home from the farmers market like a baby, so she won't dare eat it.

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    #73

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Bought this sandwich cutter, hoping my toddler might be more interested in eating. Why does it look like I just beat the crap out of Elmo?

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    #74

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's made out of "kitty cats."

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    #75

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it has wrinkles like Grandma Mimi so it's old."

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    #76

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it's too cute.

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    #77

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because apparently I put lotion all over the carrots

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least put it in the side and let them dip if they want to

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    #78

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Bacon because it looks like shrimp and he doesn't eat shrimp.

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    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmmmmmmm shrimp tempura

    #79

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because after eating some of it I said "It looks like you like it." He then decided he hated it.

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually good because next time he wants junk food be like nope - you don't like it.

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    #80

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    "The food face I made for Caden's lunch on Sunday that he refused to eat. He said it would kill him. Tears people, there were tears

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    #81

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "it's broken " .. Meaning that crease on the top right

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    #82

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because he asked for regular pancakes not Mickey pancakes.

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    Chantel Atwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really good mickey mouse pancake! mine don't come out that good! ;-)

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    #83

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it looks like a Christmas stocking and he wants to hang it by the fireplace.

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    #84

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because while pretzels are yummy, and Goldfish are delicious, pretzel Goldfish are PURE BLASPHEMY.

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    #85

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    My kid can't eat this crust because "those are the bread handles and I can't eat the sandwich if I eat the handles."

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    #86

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's not Halloween candy.

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    rycbar123
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that, I need to use that on my mom

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    #87

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Carson wanted an egg in a nest for lunch. Specifically star-shaped. So I bust out the 12 grain bread and get to work. He was excited to receive it, but then he asked me to cut it diagonally. Sure, I said. He then proceeded to stare at it in disgust, completely appalled by the abomination in front of him, refusing to touch it because it's now "broken"

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    DragonsFox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this! Last time I tried to make this, I almost threw the pan out the window. I tried three times. I couldn't even make it round :(

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    #88

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because there's a hole in it. A hole that she put there with her thumb.

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    Sabienn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... Stroopwafels are delicious...

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    #89

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because I woke up early to make her this breakfast and she wants freaking cereal. She's having a total meltdown.

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    J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i bet you don't do that again. AND she gets cereal for supper now too! lol

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    #90

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because there are noodles in his chicken noodle soup.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, looks like he already dug the peas out

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    #91

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the cereal is talking to her. It's ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!

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    #92

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Four course breakfast because
    1) "somebody licked my toast"
    2) "the cereal is too bright"
    3) "the yogurt tastes like Popsicles"
    4) "the blueberries are too small. And too big."
    And 5) Because she's a toddler and her sole purpose is to make me lose the will to live

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who thinks it won't hurt a kid to be hungry, rather than indulge every whim?

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    #93

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the peel is still on. Didn't stop him from trying though.

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    #94

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because "there's WEEDS in them!!"

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    Sara Jean
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    5 years ago

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    no, they are leaves, laleeeelyra.

    #95

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Peanut butter and jelly sandwich he asked for because it has peanut butter and jelly on it

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    #96

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Until I remove all the strings and cut off the "butt nugget" (black part at the end)

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    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, one kid with an understandable request among all the spoilt brats in here. I'm 54 and I still dislike the strings on bananas, and the taste of the dark end is unquestionably disgusting.

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    #97

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Organic, all natural, overpriced marshmallow because it's a square. He doesn't eat squares.

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    Jack Chandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I'd be tempted to stuff it up their nose. It builds character!

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    #98

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it has a scary smile.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it actually does look like a scary smile...

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    #99

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because she's "full." This is breakfast. Full from what? Your dreams?

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    Angell Harding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn't feel like eating, why is that a problem? "Full" is probably the best way she knows how to communicate the opposite of hungry.

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    #100

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because there's hair in it. Sophia The First's hair...from the design on the plate.

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    Kitsune Fox Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sophia looks like a serial killer with the tomato sauce

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    #101

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because the cheese on her grilled cheese is "too soft" and "there's like cheese everywhere."

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    #102

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it's a skeleton. It's an English muffin.

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    #103

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Because it looks like Yoda. And he can't eat Yoda.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thechnically he wouldn't be eating Yoda, but everything around him...

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    #104

    Kid-Cant-Eat-This

    Peanut butter Nutella s'mores toast with a marshmallow face because "she doesn't want to be eaten."

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