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Since the early begging of adult comics, they have usually depicted pretty girls constantly losing their clothes for some reason. The main public for these image comics was serving troops, and Winston Churchill named one of the first such comic heroines Jane as 'Britain's secret weapon.' Nowadays, the adult public is more attracted to existential comics that reveal sad truths on a lighter note and not the clumsy clotheless girls.

These funny comics with occasional cynical notes are by Jim Benton, a talented comic artist who also created the (in)famous I'm Happy Bunny that many of us know and love. Benton's cartoons feature simple observations on everyday life with surreal or ironic twists. He has published a ton of comic books that are available on Amazon, but he's also a successful kids'/young adult book author. Check out his website to see more of his funny adult comics!

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Voices of Shadows
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, I'm really not trying to annoy anyone, just trying to help out a friend

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they say that eating unhealthy makes your lifespan shorter. I say f**k you

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't think Sebastian Michaelis would agree. he doesn't like human food.

    llbuccola
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is forever my favorite.

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    NancyMashalova
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just now somebody else is doing the dishes... This is the life! :-D

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mostly number one cuz i would be instantly dead if my mom heard my younger bro cry

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    CharliEdgems
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best excuse for not having pills for you patients

    Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor had gave him a container that could not be opened thinking that the person would become stronger while trying to open the lid. The doctor was using his cleverness to make him stronger.

    Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor had gave him a container that could not be opened thinking that the person would become stronger while trying to get off the lid. The doctor was acting with his cleverness.

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    guess
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hush... accept the acceptance <3

    Meidys Barrosocruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best present was the friend! :)))))

    Kiwi 34298
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWWWWWWWWWWWW THE FEELS ARE REAL!

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    AshH
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIANT TEDDY BEARS RULE THE WORLD!

    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww.....what a cute bear....<3 <3 <3

    GertrudeWilkes
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps we might interpret this as the child wished his teddy could love most of the world.

    CHARLES PRUITT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am become teddy! Destroyer of worlds!

    Pei Pei Cha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky I did not meet one of those when I was 6. If not climate change will rule the world. Singapore will snow.

    izzy bradford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes... do not let children use well

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    Rism
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha, dont mess with my nap time xD

    AllisonMorris
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me :) I feel like doing that everyday.

    WONG JET HAO Moe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually a Never ending loop,first before he came back and the tree has grown back his orange,he first ate the fruit,second he called a Uber then there’s the never ending loop. The perfect loop doesn’t exi-

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    susanLi
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sad truth of today's generation

    lerbedeknorst
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bull. Where I live (Netherlands) children still enjoy and read books. I read one to my daughter every night.

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    JoeyAna
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i remember a kid trying to swipe a magazine

    SAVANNAH MILARCH
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um..actually i'm what yu call tday's generation and no it isn't we still know what paper, pencil, and books are peole that will be a generation after us!

    Ly Nguyen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah yeah the new generation is dumb, technology-obsessed and lazy. This joke has been so overplayed and it's not even true. Sure we can't use things that are truly out of date like a slide rule, but why would we need to?

    Kiwi 34298
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but some people don't use actual books or utensils to help them. They say, "Why would I need that when I can just read my book on iBooks? It holds millions of books and is plenty good for more." Our generation is becoming... LAZIER.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *breathes in* boi

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    TomdeWit
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after multiple visits to mordern art museums, this actually makes sense. :P

    PatrickFarley
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Albany NY I went to the Empire State Plaza frequently, and they have 'modern art' hanging there. Apparently I could have been an artist. I thought you actually had to draw THINGS.

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    Crimson Dusk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the last one will be sold for $300 million

    Kiwi 34298
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just take a baby, cover it in paint, put it on a sheet, BAM MASTERPIECE!

    Steve Internet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks good. The duck.

    SAVANNAH MILARCH
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously dude hardly any color is stupid the other one was better!

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    Marie-MichèleLacroix
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing drove my cat crazy! For real, I decided to stop and it took him a month to stop meowing at the seiling for naught!

    Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was going crazy! The demon was actually some light coming from a laser pointer.

    SAVANNAH MILARCH
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are so adorable and entertained by lasers and lights so cute!!!

    Dakota Zayat
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u know whats so weird, my cat was friggin scared of the lazer light

    captaingrumpy
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    10 years ago

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    Not Funny , I do it to my sons cat and it loves it. Especially up the walls.

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    AnaRosario
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo. Not Papa Smurf! Lol!

    Trinitee Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had to read ur comment just to understand lol

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    Kiwi 34298
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Papa Smurf. WE WILL REMEMBER YOUUUUUUUUUUU

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You psycho! What the heck he was a Smurf! 😢

    Emily mack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no…. Oh no……….oh no no no nooooo

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    LoredanaManole
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the real meanings of words :))) I so love them!

    jordan brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats crazy i dont kiss anyone lik ehtat

    SAVANNAH MILARCH
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL so true with some stupid attractive bad kissers!

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there is supposed to be a reference here.........

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if he just leaves him there and shel silverstien comes along

    DragonLlyonaFang(方雨龍)
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i WARNED you about those trees, bro! i TOLD you, dawg!"

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess he's "hanging" with his bros >:)

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD.....cats can be such devious little devils...hahahahaha

    TexasPK
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for using the correct spelling of "whoa"!

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    guess
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *O* OH, NO~ Ah it's funny but it's really nooot! ah ha ha...

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well yes but accually no

    Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mice ate his tail

    Hannah Kong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s yummy? Nah Btw it never growing back sooo last time ya eat it haha

    DoyleE
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only the rat were a starfish...

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is probably on Bored Panda right now....lol

    Rism
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me... I like to stare at my important to do list like i'm a champ :D

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bigger dat booty, the more cash u need

    DonGuild
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand most of them

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    guess
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro... Deep (and yet so simple)

    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else look at this and think Calvin and Hobbs?

    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my grandma thinks of me

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry toilet paper....there is no going back....there is no hope for you....

    Hannah Kong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey toilet paper RUMOR!! Your not gonna last forever just like the plain cardboard over there I’m sorry ..... xD

    rodolpheson guilloteau
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper: AHHH MY PRECIOUS PAPERSSS AHHH later a new employee toilet paper: your gonna hate it here other toilet paper: *books it*

    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would u love a job where you go up someones butt and then drown?? 🚽🚽

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    Big brain gaming
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam got to reveal that you have been spending the light bill on v-bucks

    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I feel better about being single

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    Jacob Egli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when I burn the food I make, 'My food has been burnt fire the person who made this!'

    JanetLiu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snake one: dude, are we poisonous? snake 2: i dont know, why? snake one: i just bit my tongue...

    Tim Huras
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute joke, but factually incorrect. If you bite it and you die, it would be "poisonous." If it bites you, and you die, that would be "venomous." A simple, but important distinction.

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    Jacob Egli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am normally the one watching

    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me when my friend plays her music. we listen to much different genres

    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me listening to my bestie's beloved country music when I just wanna hear Scottish folk and orchestra music...

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when I heard Chocolate by The 1975for the first time. Best. Band. EVER

    Raoul L'artiste
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never did that. It's nice to be a hermit

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    ShrutiNaik
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, that's the right thing to do...

    Pei Pei Cha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, better not meet me. I'll give a hell lot of burgers. I mean candy. I mean hell. Sorry. Typo.

    Big brain gaming
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The game is called.............LIFE (not the bored game either)

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    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What mega-addictive game was he playing?

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    Hannah Kong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT DOG IS SOO FRICKING CUTEEEE Lol

    rodolpheson guilloteau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have cancer but you get cured and wears a hair

    tyler edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how this would have gone over if he had a boa constrictor

    CHARLES PRUITT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahshshshshsahashashashashashashashsahasahsahsash

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hare and hair. a hare is an animal that looks like a rabbit and he said his hair

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    Darrian
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god...i feel you kid...

    CassidyHoward
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is an anagram of Satan... and now we know why!

    Hannah Kong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes well very true. WHEN I WAS LITTE MY FRIENDS WOULD ALWAYS HAVE I TYPE OF DOLL I DIDN’T HAVE SO I WOULD WISH TO GET THAT FOR CHRISTMAS AND I TELL EVERYONE BUT AFTER ALL THAT PRAYING I WOULD GET LIKE A SHOPKIN TOY OR SOMETHING

    Reuben Birk Haskell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked for a robot that could do all my chores. My parents gave me a picture of my self.

    Đen Nguyễn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's somewhat close, but not quiet the same... everysingle christmas of my childhood

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    captaingrumpy
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like that. You show the young ones what to do and in no time they are better than you.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on your father's face after he starts to teach you something and thinks you're going to be horrible at it and then youre better than him in 5 minutes when it took him 10 years to get that good .

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    ChristopherHope
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want to see you do well. Just not better than them.

    Michael Gronkknuckle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In pics 1-4 there are 10 balls. In the 5th there are 11. In the 6th there are 9. Now what's wrong with that?

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    KeithGlasgow
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the father of 3 little demons, I can tell that this is true....

    Starlord
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a demon i can say the same

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am named after an Akuma or demon

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg always do this at Starbucks

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    Michael Gronkknuckle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Always look on the bright side of Life!" - Monty Python

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    Hannah Bunker
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha... Yeah, She just squashes the prince. That's so me.

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the original, she had to throw the frog at a wall to break the spell

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wut happened to u tho

    bunkbed boys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was an adult when you were little so when your an adult she’ll be elderly you silly

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    clever username
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought he was saying "we struck oil"

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    Steve Internet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys realize the one dad he is talking about is his dad right?

    bunkbed boys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backfires when he finds out you lied to him. 😭

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    captaingrumpy
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this problem at the moment. My wardrobe is full of pants but only two fit. I'm 66 and changing.

    CharlotteCui
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 pants but strangely enough only one fits

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    deep + fact = this

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so like this. Curse this constantly growing 12 yo girl body!

    susievoozie
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why i wear pijamas pants instead...at least i wont get traped wind from wearing pants that are going to rupter my stomach because they are too tight at my waste.. and and if i run out of dresses i simply dont go out

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    KeithGlasgow
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is super nanny when I need her?!?!

    JanetLiu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need her to "babysit" my little sister, lol

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT that's actually pretty cool ;)

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    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch Kuroshitsuji musical two. it's called 'the most beautiful death in the world' and the music borders between good and hilarity. you'v got some silly acting, a rogue shinigami, someone with the thorns of death, a demon and a human's contract, good singing, three fights, one involving five shinigami and a demon and a solved murder mystery.

    OffBrandSweetTea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, I love Kuroshitsuji. I got mad when the rating changed to MA though. Good thing I watched all the episode before it happened!

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    maya shaffer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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    9 years ago

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    HEY THATS SUPER ROOD I JUST PEFORMED IN A FOURTH GRADE RECORDER CONCERT!!!!:((((

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Boston auctioneer accent* ONE STEAMING HOT PILE S**T FOR SALE!! COME NOW OR YOU'LL BE MISSING OUT!!! ONLY ONE DOLLA ONEDOLLAONEDOLLA CMON WE HAVE TO HAVE A TAKER SOMEWHERE FOLKS!!! YOU WITH THE RED SHIRT!! YES YOU....YOU NEED SOME MORE S**T IN YOUR LIFE....HERE!!! *Throws steaming hot pile of s**t at guy in a red shirt....grabs a dollar from his pocket* PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YA!!

    NeilIves
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, so true! My dog loves to eat s**t! Oh yes, so true; my dog loves to eat rabbit/sheep/horse/cow s**t!

    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re out?” “No sh!t”

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    David R
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is that he lost the thumb war

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are dead. Not big suprise.

    Veronica Hufana
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is social media in a nutshell...

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    Jason Yang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she says that in English.....

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she sed that in english tho

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    ImranAtmaja
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they disguise to escape :D

    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation. For some reason, my first thought was “Turkey mafia putting a hit on someone “

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    Dat Thanh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did the chickens kill the chefs ?

    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that took me forever to understand but so cool :D

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude why? Why me I just wanted love instead you shot me in the eye.

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    Trinitee Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i squeeze it on a paper towel first

    KeithGlasgow
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I only get the squeeze bottles....

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy 1: "Whatcha doin'?" Boy 2: "Eatin' chocolate." Boy 1: "Where'd you get it?" Boy 2: "A doggy dropped it."

    Darrian
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy 1: "where's he at?" Boy 2: "behind the door" Boy 1: "What's he doin?" Boy 2: "Makin more"

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    izzy bradford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nooooooooooooooooooooooo *starts sobbing*

    Trinitee Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was just trying to HEEEELLLLLLP.!!!!

    kat newt shulder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kind of mouse trap is quite inhumane

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    captaingrumpy
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong one giving the hugs OR holding the sign.

    Veronica Hufana
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait---wuuuuuht?! #ArmlessHugs?! #WTF

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah animals just got even more crazy on a whole new level.

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    CharlotteCui
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These really made my day! Good job!

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth:I have no idea what you're talking about

    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i always wondered what they did. Well at least i know now. Popcorn anybody?

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    Llamas and Squids
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every single medicine commercial ever

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are literally the only commercials I get on my tv

    OffBrandSweetTea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friend have a running joke on medicine commercials. "Zethalios*fake name*, will cure your sore back. Side effects may include...Death."

    David R
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey you have issue? Don't worry we have a medicine for that. Have 2 more issues? Don't worry we have medicine for that too. Now then hand over the credit cards."

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Take this medicine to cure your hiccups!you will die, but hey, no more hiccups!”

    kat newt shulder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the first symptom would be flames out of his a**s...

    Zaliyah Whitaker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take this your your coughs: Side effects include - coughing up blood- cancer-ebola-instant death-farting liquids-loss of balance- Bladder Failure-Forgetting how to breathe- Throwing up you kidneys(you only need one). "I've never felt better!"

    Jason Yang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...side effects take up 90% of the commercial

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    Chris Arendt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess it should be a cross between a cat and a fish?

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out she gonna try to eat you!!!!

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    Kiwi 34298
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I was like: AYYYY I KNOW THIS MYTH! Then I realized: oh... OHH... OH- oh dear. SISYPHUS IN THE MODERN WORLD!!!

    Emily mack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned the Sisyphus myth from a book called Matched. Anybody else?

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    Emily mack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my fears is cannibalism

    JustynaMoniewska
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's soooo Hannibal... s03e13, iykwim.

    Trinitee Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont think my leg would be that tasty

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    Timothy Grant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid yet funny at the same time

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok nasty relatives you've been watching me that close I NEED privacy.

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    MargaretAltheaElvenshadow
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pun, but also a reference to PeeWee Herman. "Dino" sounds like "I know." "Hey. You're pretty small." "I know you are, but what am I?" OR "You're a poophead!" "I know you are, but what am I?" Like, I know you're a poophead, not me, so if you're the poophead, than what am I?

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    Boris’ Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the big Dino is so dense that it took him SO LONG to realize what the smaller dino said..

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