50 Of The Best Posts From This Online Group That Perfectly Sum Up Ireland And The Irish Sense Of Humor (New Pics)
InterviewCéad míle fáilte! A hundred thousand welcomes! You’d be hard-pressed to find someone on Planet Earth who hasn’t at least heard of Ireland. However, just how much do any of us actually know about the Emerald Isle?
Many people rely on stereotypes and rumors. Thankfully, the r/ireland subreddit exists to give everyone a more in-depth peek at what life there is really like. From posts about news, politics, culture, history, and society to snippets of great Irish humor and memes, the members of the group touch on a bit of everything.
Scroll down for some of the best and funniest posts from the online group, upvote the ones that you enjoyed the most, and consider joining the subreddit for some more great social insights and jokes. Meanwhile, Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly moderator team running r/ireland, as well as travel writer Keith O’Hara, who runs ‘The Irish Road Trip.’ You’ll find both of our interviews below.
When you’ve enjoyed the list to the fullest, consider checking out Bored Panda’s earlier feature about r/ireland, over here.
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Nice Guy
Sadly, you wouldn't believe how many people here want the refugees out. There are some angels here like the OP but there's also a lot of racist scumbags 😓
Load More Replies...This made my day. I'm all the way in America, sick in bed on week three of Covid and this post gave me a big reason to smile today.
man ireland has it all, free healthcare, free collage, damn, im moving there when im old enogh! if the world dosent fall apart that is
One of the moderators in charge of running the r/ireland subreddit was kind enough to tell us about the online community’s roots, what the members are like, and how to tell whether a post is ‘Irish enough’ (and, therefore, fit for the sub) or not. The entire mod team is Irish or from Northern Ireland, however, that’s not a requirement to join them.
“The subreddit has been around a long time, 14 years. Back in those days, there was a huge proliferation of subreddits for different places and r/ireland was one. It's meant to be a haven for Irish redditors to talk to other Irish redditors about things that are interesting to Irish folks,” the team representative explained to Bored Panda.
“The rest of Reddit is heavily dominated by Americans talking about American stuff in an American way. Our culture is a little more casual and it's nice to have our own space,” they noted.
These Older Lads Standing At The Spire, They Do An Hour Every Tuesday. Huge Respect To Them
Totally unrelated, but the first two’s caps r amazing
Load More Replies...Ok now I want the Old Gays and these old lads to be my grandparents!
I'm noticing an extreme lack of Spire, or whatever you want to call it. Personally I'd pull it down if I could.
Truly The Miracle Of Medicine
Lots of people asked me if I was sure I wanted to get vaccinated. Rather than arguing with idiots, I just said, "Well, my wifi's pretty bad, so anything will help". I did somehow end up on state radio though promoting the vaccine, so I think my pro-vaxx efforts are equal. No idea what happened there still.
i did similar when i got my first booster. i asked the nurse very seriously if it was going to work this time so they started getting out the side effects sheet. when they asked what ws wrong with the last one i said my internet was still shite. delayed them ten minutes while they regained their composure. the queue behind me probably weren't too happy, lol
Load More Replies...According to the moderator, each country-specific subreddit is going to be “a reflection of that country.” The r/ireland sub is no exception.
“We're a fun bunch and like to joke around (especially referencing the ‘90s sitcom Father Ted— that's where our icon comes from), but we also love to argue. Ireland has changed a lot over the last 30 years and the mods see some pretty heated conflicts between our users that would be typical of that.”
They gave Bored Panda some examples of what some of the arguments were about. “A few years ago, r/ireland users were heavily involved in the abortion and gay marriage referendum campaigns. Our users mostly skew liberal and the sub showed that, but when those users ‘have a row’ with some of our right-wing users, it can get pretty messy.”
They continued: “In the past year, we've covered some pretty controversial topics like transsexuals in sports, crime in and discrimination against the traveler community (an ethnic group specific to Ireland and the UK), the housing crisis, and the current politically hot topic is how the country should be accommodating asylum seekers.”
Bill Hicks Was Right
Given Bill Hicks was American, I'm sure it was the US he was talking about. Also applies everywhere else, of course.
Load More Replies...Hicks was awesome. “Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There’s no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we’re the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”
And because that was in a Tool song I found how awesome Hicks was. Oh goatboy
Load More Replies...The problem is not we don’t have enough-its distribution -some people are taking more than they need
3 Days Before D-Day, A 21 Year Old Irish Woman Named Maureen Flavin Took Her Hourly Barometer Reading And Sent It To Dublin. She Had No Idea That This Single Data Point Would Be Sent Directly To Eisenhower And Averted Disaster By Delaying D-Day Due To An Incoming Storm
At least they'd learned to listen to warnings by then, unlike the one they ignored in Hawaii in 1941...
"During World War II (1939-1945), the Battle of Normandy, which lasted from June 1944 to August 1944, resulted in the Allied liberation of Western Europe from Nazi Germany’s control. Codenamed Operation Overlord, the battle began on June 6, 1944, also known as D-Day..." https://www.history.com/topics/world-war-ii/d-day
Load More Replies...During The Great Irish Famine, Ottoman Sultan Abdulmecid Declared His Intention To Send 10,000£ To Aid The Irish People. However, Queen Victoria Intervened And Requested That The Sultan Send Only 1,000£. So The Sultan Sent 1,000£, But He Also Sent Five Ships Full Of Food Secretly
this week I learned that the the Irish people did not have to starve during the famine, except england orchestrated it. MIND BLOWN
The Great Famine in Ireland began as a natural catastrophe of extraordinary magnitude, but its effects were severely worsened by the actions and inactions of the Whig government, headed by Lord John Russell in the crucial years from 1846 to 1852. Sir Charles Trevelyan, was the British civil servant chiefly responsible for administering Irish relief policy (hah!) throughout the famine years. In his book The Irish Crisis, published in 1848, Trevelyan described the famine as 'a direct stroke of an all-wise and all-merciful Providence', one which laid bare 'the deep and inveterate root of social evil'. The famine, he declared, was 'the sharp but effectual remedy by which the cure is likely to be effected... God grant that the generation to which this great opportunity has been offered may rightly perform its part...' This mentality of Trevelyan's was influential in persuading the government to do nothing. Evil. Not much else you can call it.
Load More Replies...Just learned in another post hat the famine was mostly man made by greedy rich people and the state. Things never change huh?!
Ok, I'm from the States. Why, did the English take over Ireland? What they did to the people of Ireland, is horrific! I e read about the famon, due to potato rot. Can someone explain, why? I know, the Irish, we're forced to speak English, not allowed to speak in their native language. Call me dumb, but honestly, I can't find how it started.
They have a history of taking over countries, it is kinda their thing.
Load More Replies...Nasty ol' Victoria. As round as she was tall SHE wasn't going to go hungry!
Meanwhile, we were curious about how redditors can tell that their posts are ‘Irish enough’ for r/ireland, so they don’t end up getting removed.
“A post is Irish enough if a) it's about Ireland, b) it's about an Irish person, c) it will have a large effect on Ireland, or d) it's a joke we know our users like.”
The moderator also shared where the line between a regular and a ‘substandard’ post is. “A post is substandard if it looks like it took very little effort to make and is not clever, or a joke that has been overused. A lot of substandard posts are from users that are making an effort,but don't frequent the subreddit enough to know what's been said 20 times in the last week... which is probably a good sign for them!”
The only requirements for joining the r/ireland team is to be active when it comes to modding the community, as well as being familiar with the subreddit’s culture. That way, they’ll understand the in-jokes and won’t overreact to normal banter.
“The team rotates pretty frequently because it's hard work and I know in the past we've had mods that weren't Irish, but had lived in Ireland at some point in their lives.”
And The Nominations For Best Irish Business Names Of The Year Are…
Two separate but equally important groups. Those that cut the grass, and those that clean up the clippings. These are their stories.
Day of Judgment, God is calling, On their knees, the war pigs crawling. Begging mercies for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings, Oh LAWNCHAIR!
Still not a patch on a tree care / lumber business round my way call ' Copse and Loggers'
We've got one the same name, run by a retired policeman
Load More Replies...Should be called just 'Lawn Order' It is supposed to sound like 'law and order' or the shorter ' law 'n order' . Calling it 'lawn n order' doubles the 'n' sound.
I saw a big white pick up truck here in Raleigh, NC with the business name on the side in green that read LAWN AND ORDER!
A Beautiful Elegy!
dear sweet baby Jesus my spouse wanted to play that while we were putting up the Christmas tree last month … I had to put my foot down
Load More Replies...It'll be five years this Sunday... She'll always be in my heart and soul.
Load More Replies...That's what happens when people don't listen to the words -- like when Reagan used Springsteen's "Born in the USA" during his presidential campaign!
This is MY SONG. Has been since it was released. I was extremely appalled when I heard a slutty dance version of Zombie blasting from a waffle vendor's booth the other week. What is it with people...
i feel the same when i hear a Nina Simone song being remixed and butchered.
Load More Replies...Not a political person but really? English violence against Ireland? I know it was real and I know it was wrong. But it was not one sided. I come from a town in the North West of England. Around 30 years ago a 3 year old and a 10 year old were killed by an IRA bomb placed in our town centre. Those little boys did nothing wrong. They were shopping with their parents. The Boots store where the bomb was placed was opposite McDonald’s. Where all kids wanted to go on a day out with their parents.
I Love This
and I'll wear a green one because I impersonate Luigi better!
Load More Replies...I was in Dublin 5 years ago, everyone was dressed no nonsense and practical and i loved it
I encourage every to read that whole twitter thread - I was sore from laughing at some of the stories people told
Make sure you do 😂 I would love to dress up as Luigi he’s such a good character
Load More Replies...Bored Panda also reached out to writer Keith, who runs ‘The Irish Road Trip,’ to get his opinion on life and travel in the country. He was happy to answer our questions.
We were interested to hear how the cost of living crisis has affected Ireland, and whether it’s had much of an impact on travel.
“The changes in the cost of living are affecting different people/families/businesses very differently. Many people are living hand-to-mouth and businesses are closing due to skyrocketing energy bills,” Keith told us that the situation varies a lot.
“Speaking from my own experience, we're being much more careful about how we use electricity in the house. In particular, we've become much more conscious about how and when we turn on the heating,” he said.
Ulster Unionist: Irish Is “Nonsense” That Nobody Understands
In a way he'd understand? He wouldn't understand if you drew him a picture.
He'll never understand or accept because he's a bigotted, ignorant idiot. The sooner Ireland is made whole again the better.
Load More Replies...To be fair, a fair number of the unionists cringe at the mention of Bryson. The man is a turnip.
True Witches
Editor's note: Irish accent translated: You can bring your water through (true) with you (with yiz - witches)
Ok, but that's how I would say it and I'm 5 generations deep from Virginia. Go figger. ( yuh kin brang yuh wadder true wit yaz.)
Social Media
But in the 13th Century they would have done. Their local King, obviously, not the English king.
Load More Replies...Fortunately, the current economic doom and gloom hasn’t changed how Keith travels. “There's a lot of talk about how expensive Ireland is, and it absolutely can be. However, there are still plenty of places offering great value (although they can be hard to find!),” the travel writer told Bored Panda.
“You just need to be prepared to either 1) go mid-week, 2) plan a trip during the quiet season, or 3) step a little off the beaten path.”
Well Well Well
This is not left wing architecture. This is Soviet or Communist architecture.
This is soviet architecture. Not left wing, not communist in spite of appropriating the label. Autocratic, totalitarianism. Still better than homelessness.
Things comment section is an absolute mess. I know that the post brought politics into it. Yet, arguing over the semantics of left wing politics, communism, and architectural appeal; appears not too dissimilar to the original poster's intention. PEOPLE NEED SHELTER TO LIVE. The most effective way to build as many homes, for as many people as possible, is to build all of the infrastructure at once, on whatever amount of land you have, while keeping building design basic, to maximise capacity within budget. Who cares what they look like. There are plenty of apartment buildings in Melbourne that look like this, yet no one would try to make the same argument for those.
I'm a middle of the road person and I'm not defending any kind of "ism". Granted this is butt ugly but if I had to choose between this and no shelter at all I'd choose this. It looks like this is in Russia, we can thank the Czars and nobility for communism.
This is what a lot of the cities in my home country look like... except the apartments are sometimes colorful 😣
pretty sure the idea for affordable housing is left wing, the design is so depressing though. That is definitely right wingers thinking to themselves, we can't let these poor people get all uppity in their affordable housing, make it soul crushing
Lamp Posts In Dublin Holding Hands
This Sly Lad Tried To Rob My Trail Camera
But that's how you keep him away from the office!
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, we wanted to find out more about Keith’s passion for travel across Ireland. We also asked him for some advice that he’d give someone who yearns for adventure but might be a tad scared to take the first step.
“Long before creating The Irish Road Trip, I spent a lot of solo trips traveling around Ireland. Back then, heading off into the quieter corners of Ireland, like the Beara Peninsula, helped me clear my head,” he opened up to Bored Panda.
“Fast forward 5 or so years and the one thing that, even after hundreds of trips around the island, keeps me excited about exploring is that you always, without fail, discover some 'new' landscape that you previously never knew existed.”
According to adventurer Keith, a big part of the fear that surrounds traveling somewhere is “often the unknown.”
“The best bit of advice that I can give someone that's wary about planning a trip to Ireland is to dedicate a good chunk of time to mapping out their itinerary.” He added: “We're in the process of publishing the largest library of Irish Road Trip itineraries so they could always start there!”
Had An Awesome Time In Ireland, Just Wanted To Leave You My Favorite Photo Of My Trip!
gap of dunloe! killarney national park, i have the same picture and its an absolutely beautiful place!
Live 7km from there ^-^ one of the most beautiful place in the world!
We Have A Guest In The House This Week. First She Gives Us All Covid, Now This
No, that’s beyond sociopathy and well into the land of psychopathy…run away!
Load More Replies...Did she BITE it off? Kerrygold is good, but I do prefer my butter with a bit of bread at a ratio of about 1:4, not 50:0
You can recover from covid but this is crime, a premeditated murder.
Is the knife representative of Britain waiting to annexe the north?
Irish Woman Mocks British Soldier For Being Short, Creggan, Derry 1972
Keeps you from hitting your head while walking through the doorway.
Load More Replies...Then again, there is a 365/366 chance that it wasn't.
Load More Replies...they send short soldiers to ireland and keep the tall ones to guard the palace..the tall once are better to see..the short ones harder to hit
That is an astute remark, because where there is mockery, there is often "heat".......romances have been built on stranger things than this.
Load More Replies...The r/ireland subreddit has been around for nearly 15 years! It was originally created all the way back in March, 2008. In that time, the community moderators have helped build a flourishing online community.
At the time of writing, the sub had 625k members. A whopping increase of over 100k internet users since the last time Bored Panda featured the community’s posts.
A Map Of Éire I Made Using 3D Surface Data And Satellite Imagery, Hope You Enjoy!
Ngl, before I saw the title, I was looking at the image while I was scrolling, and I thought someone made a map of an island out of guacamole 😅🙈
Well, Éire is technically only the Republic of Ireland and does not include Northern Ireland. I know its a tricky subject area, but let's try, just a bit, eh?
Depends on who you ask. I don't recognize the claims of England's terrorist government.
Load More Replies...Well done. Loved ireland, we landed in dublin hired a car and got to Belfast where we got on a ferry to Scotland. Beeeaaaauuuutttifffuuullll!!!!
Am I the only one who sees the isle as a backward-looking koala bear??
There's a song called The teddy bears head that is absolutely wonderful!
Load More Replies...Love You Mam, Please Don’t Be Angry
the mother doesn’t even need to be irish! my american mom’s phone is like this.
Irish Households When The Bill Comes In
I get the Impression that you were waiting for that
Load More Replies...In order to have a healthy and happy online community, all members need to be aware of the rules and keep them front-of-mind before posting and commenting on anything.
For example, the moderator team’s main priority is to create a high-quality online group. There’s zero tolerance for abuse or hate speech, there’s no room for spam or self-promotion. Meanwhile, all of the posts have to be related to Ireland: they can’t be “substandard or generic.”
Repetitive and low-effort content can get removed, for the sake of the subreddit’s overall quality. That’s a good thing. Pretty much everyone wants to have high-quality infotainment in their feeds, instead of having to endlessly scroll through filler posts.
Saturday Mornings
Pictures In or of Pubs-Make me think of something my Irish Step father asked me to say at his wake-" May he be in Hev'n five minutes afore the Divil knows he's gone!
So idyllic, unlike literally every cafe and restaurant in America on Saturday morning, crowded and a line out the door and too much feckin' noise!
Tyrone Man Here, First Time In The Big Smoke Today, Loved The Futuristic Urinals, They Make A Mad Mess Though
Please don’t ever stick your lad in a hand dryer. Those particular ones are ridiculously powerful and your pee wouldn’t get anywhere near the bottom of it because it will be blown back into your face and all over your clothes.
Load More Replies...It's Dyson airblade. Not only blows hot air, but uses UV as well, so kills off bugs. Brilliant invention, now much copied. That said, there's no info available as to whether it will sterilise your todger.
Maybe Harry should have used this instead of the Elizabeth Arden (if you haven’t heard that anecdote from his book, I beg of you, tread wisely!).
I can’t get the words “oscillating wildly” out of my head 🚁 🚁🚁
Load More Replies...I don't think they are urinals... Dyson????? for drying your hands after washing them :)
Told m'lady I was warming her dinner... and that's when the fight started...
What Could Wales Be Accuing Waterford Of?
I hadn't, and now I will never be able to unsee it, which is slightly annoying when I work with maps!
Something that we love about r/ireland is the community’s grounded approach to the news. The team running the whole show notes that the sub “is not a source for driving pageviews and ad-clicks through hysteria and fabricated reporting.” As such, any tabloid or non-news source links will be removed. Again, members are encouraged to make an effort when they post something.
Meanwhile, if you happen to have some specific questions or advice on tourism, immigration, and studying in Ireland, then r/ireland might actually not be the best sub for this. You might want to hop on to r/irishtourism for tourism advice, r/MoveToIreland for immigration tips, and r/StudyInIreland if you plan to study there.
There’s a huge support network on Reddit for the people living in Ireland or hoping to do so in the near future—you just need to know where to look.
Accurate
Australia is standing there with Ireland, having a beer, trying to convince everyone that no, we aren't upside down, but yes, we do have dropbears, Tasmanian's all have 2 heads and that we are paid actors by NASA.
And trying to explain to Americans that Foster's isn't Australian beer, it's not even brewed there, and nobody in Australia drinks it. 😆
Load More Replies...The U.S. just got a traumatic head injury trying to do a keg stand in the kitchen.
Depending on your cliché of choice at this point Germany is already on its fourth beer (trying to catch up on the Czechs/Russians/Polish/Brits...) or spoiling the fun by running around pointing out potential hazards (carpets you could trip over, bathroom inaccessible if locked: what if someone has an accident in there?, window latches easy to reach: some drunk idiot could break their neck, no allergy warnings on food/drinks, candles might start a fire, ...)
Nah, germany us knocking at the door, asking if they could turn down the volume
Load More Replies...The US is dressed really inappropriately for the stated dress code, drinking a comically large amount of really trash beer, talking waaay too loudly, making fun of the other partygoers' culture, all while annoyingly proclaiming how superior that they are and how they can act however they want because "it's their right". (yes, I'm American...I'm just a realist)
Canada is having a beer with Ireland but apologising to everyone about it.
England has already taken it's shirt off, and is out in the garden picking a fight with anyone close to it........
If the party is in Spain, England is at the balcony staring at the pool
Load More Replies...The french are sipping 🍷 and the Canadians are just being nice and authentic 🤩
Canadians are saying "sorry" when they trip over the furniture.
Load More Replies...Canadians never made it in the door, because they're still holding it for everyone else
America is trying to get everyone's attention by being a rowdy dude bro and everyone's ignoring them.
Canada is out getting Timbits and coffee for the party, but won’t be delayed by the 5 feet of snow because we’re used to it
A Cloud-Free Shot Of Ireland Sent To Skibbereen Heritage By A Local Who Works For Nasa
That's a once-in-a-lifetime shot. It's normally raining there somwhere.
Ww2 Map Of Ireland To Deter Invaders; Published In The Irish Satirical Magazine ‘The Dublin Opinion’ In August 1940
Oh my god the fact that it says that NI is unexplored is the best part of this for me honestly!
80 years ahead of its time if it really says "one no Trump" on the compass point to the US :)
Yeah - That one made me laugh out loud (even more when I saw that some yankee bloke downvoted it)
Load More Replies...The cost of living crisis has affected Ireland, just like many other developed nations. The inflation rate in the country stood at 8.9% in November 2022, dropping slightly from 9.2% in October. Housing and utility prices soared the most last year: they stood at 27.8% in October, easing to 27.1% in November. Meanwhile, the annual inflation rate for food and beverage costs was 11.2% in November, up slightly from 10.6% in October.
However, what probably hurts people’s wallets the most is the cost of housing. According to RTE, citing the Banking and Payments Federation of Ireland, the average price of rent in the country has increased by a whopping 82% over the past 12 years. That’s compared to the 18% average in the rest of the European Union.
Ireland currently has just over 5 million people and the population has been slowly but steadily growing over the decades. In 2005, the country’s population stood at 4.1 million; in 1990 it was 3.5 million; and 3.1 million people lived on the Emerland Isle in 1975.
My Mum's Friend Had A Cataract Operation The Other Day, And This Warning Came With Her Eye Drops
Good advice. Holy Water tends to be quite unsanitary, because everyone puts their hands in it when entering the church.
No, normaly ( for Roman catholics ) you take a bottle or a jug of normal tap water to a church, then give it to the priest, some Will keep the water in whe we call here the " sarcófago " a little vault at the church altar and then bless the water, others Will just bless the water and that's it, you don't take the water from the " little pools " at the church entrance. Dont get me wrong lol, using holy water as medicine os still stupid as hell, but not because its unsanitary.
Load More Replies...The Duality Of Ham
I'm not Irish, but i once had to deal ( in the good sence ) with a farmer, well, 6 of us had to deal with that farmer, man was at the store for about 30 minutes or só, but none of us lasted more than 5 minutes near him lol, it was a very Nice man, with a lot of funny joke's, but he had been working with sheep menour ( i think thats how its spelled ) and didn't took a shower before going to the store...
I can't imagine there's anyone who doesn't know what Aldi and Lidl are. They're both German and they've even made it as far as the US.
Load More Replies...I think I'm immune to farming smells now. I grew up in an area where muck-spreading started at dawn. Waking up with a hangover and smelling literal s**t without vomiting is my superpower.
Most True Meme Ive Ever Seen
Also, 🎶Go on home British soldiers, go on home. Have you got no farking homes of your own? For 800 years, we've fought you without fear, and we'll fight you for 800 more🎶
And driving on the wrong side of the road isn't going to help matters....
15,000 years ago, Ireland was completely covered by glaciers. As the sheets of ice moved, they completely stripped the soil in some places, leaving only limestone ground. Meanwhile, the peat bogs that you can find in the midlands and the west coast of the island are all the remains of the ancient lakes that were left by the glaciers.
According to archeologists, the first people to settle in Ireland arrived on the island around 6000 BC. 2,500 years after that point, they were using stone tools to clear land for farming. By 700 BC, the Celts began to settle on the Emerald Isle.
By the ninth century, Vikings began raiding Ireland. Their settlements later become some of the main cities on the island. That includes Dublin, the capital! By 1170, the Norman Vikings who had taken over England also invaded Ireland—the island became English territory. This lasted until 1922, until violent uprisings forged the Irish Free State. In 1948, Ireland became independent while six counties that made up Northern Ireland remained a part of Britain. The r/ireland subreddit was founded just as the global financial crisis hit the country. And here we are, now, at the edge of another recession.
Strabanimals
Yeah people who are very similar but different in small ways seem to do this all over the world
Hutu vs Tutsi. Originally the only difference was farming vs livestock.
Load More Replies...I'm half Irish, my "Irish Half" is from County Donegal, I have no problem understanding the donegal accent, but holy hell the county Kerry accent can be a bit difficult. (though apparently the Donegal accent is ranked highest in difficulty to understand so idk xP) so...
As an American, I'm suitably ignorant of Ireland's political differences. My last name is Kavanaugh, though.
Oh How The Turns Have Tabled
Oh, forginness! I give to thy willingly! Please, good noble! Stay!
Load More Replies...England destroying itself and taking Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland with it.
I knew I should have left the UK to go over to Ireland and stay with my family over there. >.>
We Rode Our Bikes 2,600 Kilometers Around Ireland And Had A Ball. Highlight Was Getting Invited For Hot Whiskey And A Place To Sleep By A Sheep Farmer On A Rainy Night
All I can see now on every post with a map is the man in a hat (Wales) pointing at Ireland x🧐🤣
Happy Budget Day
Everyone After The 3 Day Weekend
This Aita Post
For the files: Yes, lady (plus husband) you definitely are TA. And having paid for a seat IS a valid reason to claim it - no more reasons neccessary.
Yeah your an a*****e and your husband is a even bigger one for insulating someone's name. And then the fact that you think she should tolerate your B.S because your visiting her country is very snobby if you
What in the fresh hell did I just read 😣 Lady, YTA all the way! This is why people hate Americans, even though most of us are not even CLOSE to this f****n' dense.
Are they American? I've never used the word "carriage" to describe a train car.
Load More Replies...That's the one part that I'm having trouble believing simply because of the wording. It may be a regional thing, but I've nevr known any American to call a train car a "carraige". To me, that's British or Irish English, not US English.
Load More Replies...The thing is, though, if you ask the conductor to intervene, in most cases s/he will decline to do so. That's when you seat yourself in first class, and again, if the someone, including the conductor objects you point out that the precedent established requires the conductor not to intervene.
Well F**k
The goths around Central Bank (me included). We had to scatter after 2008.
I don't care about the Goths, but I do wanna know how to pronounce "Ruairi".....🤔....
Great Episode!
Rudolph Hess edited Mein Kampf, for Hitler. Hess was the first Grammar Nazi. You...are just a little pedant.
Load More Replies...Housing Crisis Hitting Harder Everyday. We Are Now Begging For A Couch!
BRILLIANTLY put from the point of a landlord! I would *seriously* look at this offer!
Probably More Than A Few People On This Sub
Green Energy Is The Way Forward
Ooh, ooh, a joke that I get, but no one that I know (other than my dad) would get! Stealing it!
Who's Laughing Now!
Positive Bike News Is Important. 5 Times Quicker Commute By Bike
And no bastard will use the bike lanes (except to park in) as you're taking your life in your hands.
In most rural areas i Ireland that bike path is the up and down road
Almost tempting, except I am 68 and have never learnt to ride a bike! I also have no idea to which city you are referring!
Not For Fire
This rightly needs banned. It's incredibly damaging to the environment, but cretins keep doing it because they can make a bob or two and "because we've always done it".
I'm not saying its right or wrong but some people dont have a choice.
Load More Replies...The Irish burn "mud" aka turf aka bog or peat. Not much forest or wood here, so you have to be creative to stay warm! Bogs are a special kind of wet lands consisting of plant matter that's not completely decomposed. They want to ban burning turf because bogs have unique ecosystems.
I used to live in the Outer Hebrides and it's the same there. Families owned their own peat bogs from which they'd cut the peat to either burn or sell.
Load More Replies...Jk
Never forget we got "Ding dong, the witch is dead" to no.1 when Thatcher died
I think it went to No.1 in the UK too. Or at least charted. It was pretty damn hilarious, as was "American Idiot" went to No.1 when Trump visited xD
Load More Replies...There Was A Post Yesterday With Hammer And Sickles And People Were Shouting "Commie", Just A Reminder What One Of The Leaders Of The Rising Had To Say About Capitalism
James Connolly, one of the leaders of the rising was also a born and bred Scotsman.
Greetings From Germany Where The Irish Flag Is Now Used For The English Text. (Thanks, Brexit?)
WHAT? A Swiss flag and a German one, but not an Austrian. Do the Germans think we are still part of their Reich?
Maybe it's not sold in Australi- oh, Austria! Habt ihr Dr. Oetker?
Load More Replies...Everyday A New Low
Hopefully the end to the story will end up with the bastard of a landlord being kneecapped. Loathsome slimy and hateful are some words I'd use for the c**t !!
Load More Replies...I lived in Maynooth myself and I am now wondering if this is my old landlord....
My daughter experienced this when flat hunting in Dublin, it really does happen. She was gobsmacked & decided the 4 hour commute from home was a better option!
Which One Are We Again?
The Republic of Ireland (different from Ireland, UK, aka Northern Ireland)
My fellow Americans might make fun of Europe, but then, we sure do name a lot of stuff after things in Europe.
I lived 30 years in Dublin! In Virginia though.
Load More Replies...Just Saw A Horse Carriage Going Into The Finglas Tesco Parking Lot. I’m New In Ireland Is This The Norm Here?
And southern Ontario, too. Good folks, Mennonites!
Load More Replies...An Amish buggy jacknifed outside my home last week, horse and passengers all right...yes, for real in 2023
Mullingar Along The Royal Canal Yesterday Morning
giggles because if you ever watch Mrs Browns Boys you will giggle too.
Load More Replies...Love me some nice gloomy weather. The sun can go to hell, just my opinion 🤣
The Left Is An "Atlantic Rainforest", Teeming With Life. Ireland's Natural State If Left To Nature. The Right Is Currently What Rural Ireland Looks Like. A Monocultural Wasteland
honestly compared to the grass over here that grass looking pretty nice
The one on the right looks like a soccer field though (a football pitch to our transatlantic brethren).
100 Years Ago Today (28 June 1922) Smoke Rises From The Four Courts On The First Day Of The Civil War
Autumn Sky In Ireland Has My Heart
Culture Shock
Yeah, I like vinegar on my chips as much as the next bloke, but I have to make myself a spray bottle of white vinegar for them. The proper chip vinegar thing is too weak, because I'm used to salt and vinegar packaged chips, you know?
Load More Replies...I feel like this is more an overall british thing than an Irish thing. Im from Cambridgeshire but everyone I know drowns their chips in vinegar where I just have the smallest amount of salt
I'm South African, and there is nothing better than chips well sprinkled with salt and vinegar. I'm sure a lot of my fellow countrymen will agree.
salt and vinegar on "fries" (aka, chips) is pretty normal, I thought? Not just in Ireland but in the UK too. And I think in Europe in general?
I can't say anything about this. I drink pickle juice for fun, so... yay vinegar!
The first time I tried vinegar on Fries, i went Ewww, and the same second time and then I never tried.
Irish Girlfriend, No Offence, Just My Observation. Probably Her Fault Haha
That's way way wrong, Ireland looks like 1st pic all the way everywhere, except in major cities, which are same almost in every country.
I see from most of your replies that humour is alien to you.
Load More Replies...Loved our two week drive around back a few years ago. It is a gorgeous country and yes, we stayed out of the cities (other than Cork where I would move to in a heartbeat!).
Wat Yeww Lookin Ah
She’s pissed off cos the dog stole her false teeth off the nightstand. Again.
For someone uninitiated, Females of all ages love long eyelashes, like really really long ones. The ones if you blink too fast, too many times, you can fly. And yes they dont feel cold, No Sir, not even in -4 degrees.
Credit: Waterford Whispers
The Queue At Terminal 1 Is Getting Out Of Hand
Your Ma In The 80's Watching You Open Up Christmas Presents
Something Ffg Will Never Understand
Happy Long Weekend Everyone!
Indeed that's a full Irish, the white pudding is the key, merely optional on the full English.
Isthe white pudding teething next to the black thing?
Load More Replies...What did you do to that toast? It looks like a George Foreman toastie.
That's A Lovely Baby Guinness You Have There
The Year 2522, Dublin. Archaeologists Uncover Mysterious Rows Of Frozen Humans. It's Assumed They Were Moving So Slow, They Became Fossilised Mid-Walk
Kerrygold A Hit With The American Black Community, A Great Bunch Of Lads
I love Kerrygold! A friend once brought me bagels and what he thought was cream cheese. I had my first taste of Kerrygold butter and swooned. Life hasn't been the same without it.
Anglesea Street Garda Station, Cork. I See Your Angry Robot From Limerick And Raise You Bender From Cork
My Grandmother Outside Of Mitchelstown, 1950’s
According to the sign it's 22½ miles, so somewhere between 15 and 50 miles would be my guess, depending on who you ask for directions.
Load More Replies...I love how the Irish names for the cities/towns are in that gorgeous font but the anglicized names are just regular font hah.
Helped The Wife Make A Food Board For Her Hocus Pocus Night With The Girls
Airbnb Needs To Be Banned Outright. That Many Houses For Short Term Let Is A Major Factor In Why We All Pay Through The Nose For Rent
Big Thank You To Everyone Who Came Out To Our Repair Cafe, Big Success !
Is There Any Serious Way The Ff, Fg Gov Can Fix This
The Struggles Of Trying To Stay Strong When Doing The Big Shop
We Have So Many Now
When Leo Said They're Doing Everything They Can To Fix The Housing Crisis
The Fastest Irish Man, Ever. Israel Olatunde, 100 Meters In 10.17 Seconds
Rental Crisis In A Photo. Viewings For A 1 Bed 1 Bath
Sadly, like many places around the world, affordable housing in Ireland has become scarce in places like Dublin. Even in the West of Ireland (more rural; where I live) housing prices and rents have shot up. Younger people are getting left out when it comes to getting on the housing ladder due to scarce resources and expense.
its the same over in the UK... i blame it ono people owning multiple homes so they can rent them as airbnbs/holiday lets etc. then those houses are stood empty 75% or more of the time. ugh.
Load More Replies...Galway Man, Damien Browne, Has Become The 1st Person In History To Row Fro Nee York To Galway. Let’s Celebrate This Amazing Achievement!
Just Finished This Piece Of Portmarnock Beach, Inspired By The Heatwave
Halloween Costume
uhhh... seen a lot of oompa loompa's in the UK through the years, too
Hugh Cahill On Twitter:
Geeewan The Lads
And thus we see the power of puncuation. I am not making an statement on the content of the slogan - just being impressed what puncuation can do.
I Know People Find Generic Scenicposting A Bit Annoying But I Cycled From Tralee To Dingle (And Back) For The First Time Today And Was Very Proud Of Myself
Was Walking By The Canal This Morning. Seems A Garth Brooks Fan Dissolved Over The Weekend
I find random clothes abandoned on a local hiking trail all the time! (shirts, bras, panties - once a pair of soiled, adult size, workout pants [yuck!]) This is in Texas though, not Ireland. I'm sure there's an interesting story behind each of these.
Ryanair Changes Flight From Faro, Portugal To Malaga, Spain Without Informing Passengers
Well could be worst maybe lol, Madeira island airport ( Cristiano Ronaldo international airport ) is known for being a bit dangerous lol ( ranked 9th in the most dangerous airports in the world a few years ago ) do to windsheer, but on the plus side, even if your plane goes off the runway it wont catch fire, because it Will be sinking in the atlantic ocean lol, but a lot of Times given the weather conditions planes have to be diverted, and end up in the Canary islands.
Spotted In Waterford
"Exquisite Sam" is an exquisite DIPSH*T for posting that comment, and likewise "Robert Trebor" for his reply: apparently you both have a safe, warm home to sleep in, and absolutely ZERO empathy, compassion or kindness ! Shame on you !
Lads Why Is There A Pro Life “Bye Roe” March In Dublin In 2022? Really Thought We Are Better Than That
Could it be because Ireland itself decided only three years ago to enter the 20th century and legalize abortions?
Certainly part of it, but apparently this protest was organised by an American pro-life organisation
Load More Replies...Religious right wingers gaining power in many places in Europe. Yuck.
We may point and laugh at America being run by religious lunatic zealots (and rightly so), but there's a few European countries that are exactly the same (Looking at you, Ireland, Poland and Hungary)
Load More Replies...Unsolicited D*ck Pics On A Train
Hey, it's Thursday already - you got through half the week until that guy came forth!
Why is her computer paired with some freak's phone? Bluetooth doesn't let just anyone send anything to anyone without pairing.
Virtue Signalling
The Evolution Of A Plonker
The Writing Is On The Wall!
I Think It Was Illegal To Not Have One Of These In Your House Growing Up
I have the same, with a thatched cottage on the front, and it's full of wood for the fire.
The Independent Still Trying To Make Us Believe That The Housing Crisis Is Not That Bad And That Living At Home With Your Parents At 40 Is Actually A Good Thing. What Is Happening To Our Country?
The One True Way To Tell Summer Has Arrived In Ireland
And the UK! I'm still putting mine in the microwave for 10 seconds each time to make it spreadable.
I put mine at the back of the stove top where the oven heats it up just a bit, and yes it’s Kerrygold
Load More Replies...Nothing To See Here
Alas, it was a limited project to compensate for the horrendous fuel prices (about 2.30 Euros per litre, Diesel about 30 cents more - at present down to 1.70 Euros for both, give or take 10 cents). Normally tickets are a lot more expensive and tariffs very complicated. But there is discussion about reinstating a follow up ticket, if at a much stiffer rate.
2 Completely Different Things
Ireland Is The Third Safest Country In The World
Wait, in what way is Australia unsafe? Don't mention the wildlife and spiders, most of us have zero to minimal interaction with them in the suburbs and cities....
Depending on when this was posted, it may have included things like covid spread. These listings also usually include things such as exposure to natural disasters, accidents, health issues, etc. - not just crime and war like you'd expect. You can always find a way to play with the numbers to fit your narrative. I learned this when I saw my state was one of the "most dangerous" on a "peace scale" like this and was shocked... But it was because of hurricanes and our percentage of elderly residents... Smh!
Load More Replies...meh... i never felt so unsafe as in Iceland. Armed guards working as check out persons at the nightshops. Nope.
Ryanair: James Corden Banned From Ryanair
For lack of context I looked it up: apparently Corden had been very rude to a server in a NY restaurant and was banned from the place. (Apparently Corden apologized to the staff member and the restaurant ban was rescinded a day later.)
just an overpaid over rated twat that thinks he's better than everybody else cos he has a s****y talk show , america can keep him
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F**k Electric Cars
This New Sign They've Put Up In Work To Welcome Us Back In The Office
I Know Wages Are Generally Lower In Spain, But It's Still A Joke
South Korea (Population 52m) Is Roughly The Same Size As Ireland (Population 7m, Whole Island)
SF are the head of stormont now, so yes, 100%.
Load More Replies...Passports Will Be Revoked
No Surrender
5th In The World!
In The Words Of 'The Bull' Mccabe, "Go Home, Yank"
THAT WILL TEACH HIM! he should have brought his car! Anyway, why is this a thing? No trains in Ireland? what am i missing?
Train service is notoriously bad in Ireland. Dublin airport is served only by bus, and even the express routes were cancelled post-pandemic. So enjoy your 2.50€ sight seeing of North Dublin suburbs, y'all arrive in city centre in mere 45 minutes.
Load More Replies...Celebrating A Towering Symbol Of Hate Is A Bit Weird. Good For Them That They Got The Photo Before The Tricolours Are Added - Can Totally Whitewash The Hatred
Small Businesses Will Begoing To The Wall With These Power Costs
U/Chipper6412's Brilliant Ireland Triskele Map For The Sub Image
Stupid Alcohol Laws
Been there. I need wine for cooking Sunday's lunch. Aisle was actually open, so I mindlessly walked in, took cheapest red and went to till. Only when assistant could be scan it I realised it's too early.
Getting to the shop early so mindlessly wandering around pretending you are looking for something whilst shooting furtive glances at your watch every five seconds willing the time to hurry up!
Load More Replies...Honestly, Why I Love Ireland
I find it hard to believe that NI has significantly different temperatures to the rest of the island.
Love The Ryanair Social Media Team
Off topic, but who started this fashion of using corrector pens for toothbrushes?
Can you imagine seeing teeth that white first thing in the morning after a night on the Guinness?
Load More Replies...Moved To Dublin Fro The Country, Do Dubs Really Eat This Or Is It A Gimmick For The Tourists And Blow-Ins?
Looks disgusting but I have a friend who swears it's the best thing ever.
Miggeldy Is A Wise One
Loyalists Appalled By Irish Girls Singing A Chant That They Really Didn't Mean To Cause Any Offence By
Loyalists build these huge bonfires and put effigies of Nationalists on it (the one on here is, I think, the current leader or deputy leader of Sinn Fein)
Load More Replies...Are You In Favour Of School Uniforms?
How is that a good thing? Uniform prevents children from being shamed for the clothes they wear. If there's no uniform, the rich kids get designer clothes and the poor kids feel ashamed in what they're wearing. Uniform reduces that pressure.
Load More Replies...I really feel school uniforms are a very situational thing: In most local, publicly funded schools I don't think they are a good option. I attended a residential (or boarding) publicly funded school, and looking back, a uniform would have been helpful especially when we were out in the city away from school. All that aside, I strongly feel that if it is required, it should be provided - forcing parents to pay exorbitant rates for uniforms is absolutely absurd.
I Thought That Might Fit Here
Seriously, When Is The Government Going To Step In?
Ah Now Lads
Okay - too few clues for me to research this one myself. Can anyone give a hint as to what this is about?
That's Mick Wallace, member of the EU parliament. Pro-Russia, Pro-China, otherwise anti- everything... an endless list of what's wrong with him.
Load More Replies...To be clear the man on the Right is the parliment member. Yes the homeless looking one who accosts you at stop signs for change.
You Gotta Admire Ryanair For Having A Sense Of Humour
The Way It Should Be
Aren't those the lane numbers? if it were a result there'd be timings against it.
Why Is There No Windows On This Building In Limerick?
I've seen building like that before..they were cinema's..the screen side didn't need windows so I guess it kept the costs down and they probably put posters / boards for the films on them anyway. Don't know if that's what it is, just a guess.
I pass that street every weekday and I never noticed. I’ll keep a look out now.
Managed To Capture A Photo Of The Lightning Last Night In Dublin
Deceptive Tipping Amount
Country’s F**ked, Another Reason To Not Return To The Office, Couldn’t Believe This “Deal”
Sorry About The Famine, Ireland (Credit: Martin Rosner)
It’s That Time Of Year Where I’m Reminded That There Are Actual People Who Walk Among Us That Enjoy These
I'm not sorry at all - they even do parma violet ice lollies.
Load More Replies...Chemical Bros Ditch Cork To Play Glastonbury. Claim Band Has Covid
Spotted In Ennis, Co. Clare
24 Hours After He Was Invited To Speak On The Issues Of Drug Decriminalization In The Dail
Half Of This Sub Now
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