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Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

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Nathaniel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Are you alive?" "Yep" "Sure?" "Yes, pretty sure" "Damn it!"

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest: given the opportunity every one would do this.

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    Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

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    After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

    "Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does not look too sad about it. Good for her!

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    Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

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    shae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

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    She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

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    "So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a goose has a better social life than you

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one, I sympathize. Call me when you find it, Florida Man.

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    The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new realism to Yo Momma jokes

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep scrolling back to this and sniggering like a maniac

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    However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fun girl to hang out with!

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    According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

    "People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

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    Ayisa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's a runner she's a track star

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's harsh, give the barber another 10 minutes at least.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking forward to the day Mad Vlad is in a similar position

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narrator: And then he was stabbed.

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    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a muppet.

    Adam Belaire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oompa Loompa Doopa-de-de, you're going to sit and play yahtzee with me.

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oompa Loompa Doopa-dee-dot, I have 27 new friends, whether they like it or not

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    DP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just canceled my trip to Florida

    Marco Hub-Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 2015/2016 meme of a made up sorry for a satire site. Like oh-so-many on this list, completely manufactured for laughs. But the good kind of fake news.

    Jane Jane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a real mugshot but everything else is made up. Spoiler... he's not even from Florida. https://www.tpso.org/news-releases/50622

    Raena Celis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on Earth did he manage to kidnap that many people??

    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his crime should have been stealing some suncream instead. yikes. He literally looks like the pictures of people we all draw as kids when we use bright pink for (white) skin colour lmao

    karl briggs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To do such a thing, obviously doesn't have a soul.

    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida crimes are so random.

    Annie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I suppose there could be worse things...

    CD Mills
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he hijack a bus? How do you kidnap 27 people otherwise?

    Okiedokie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you kidnap 27 people???

    Sebastian Killin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a mii character i would make when I'm bored

    Aubrie Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're they playing it on the sun? He's so red!

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta wonder about the 27 people - there wasn't a single one of them who tried to get free? Or 4-5 of them gang up on the guy? Oh, wait - it was in Florida. Sorry bout that Pandas, I was using common sense there for a minute, lol.

    Leslie Crittenden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not believe this is real. 27 people?

    Dachshund32
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yahtzee it's a punishment, this "handsome" looking guy makes it worse

    Melanie Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Beaker from The Muppets. Hahahaha

    Melvetta Bowles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL, unbelievable all he had to do is go to a Seniors Day Care. They would play all day including me

    Morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of Florida headlines...

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that? If you have gone to all the trouble of getting people there then the only game to play is monopoly

    Travis Lammerts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love child of Beaker and Bobby Flay.

    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss playing Yahtzee too, buddy.

    Mary G----no
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were they all in direct sunlight too?

    Valerie Smart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s going on in Florida ? Lmao he looks like a clown in crack

    Ladon Hopkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude stayed out in the sun too long

    D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, this is what I imagine Ronald McDoungal looks like in real life

    Dawn C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so oompa loompas do grow up!!

    Bj Burns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? How did he collect 27 people? Also why is he those colors?

    David Boorse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT TRUE. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-kidnapping-yahtzee/

    Steve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do other countries have an equivalent of Florida?

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look so dissapointed!!! He does look like the Muppet who is with the Sience guy!!!😂

    -Under_Ender -
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he recently posted a book on how to make friends

    Ham Explosion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly i would rather do that than be murdered

    Lucky2BAlive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s what happens when an umaphlumpa and a ginger have a love child.

    Clarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, is he really a person?

    Georgia Hebert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Yahtzee! He should have just asked!

    Gretchen Esquilin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like an Oompa Loompa? LMAO

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is pure torture....he should get life in prison

    Crystal Coulson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where they kidnapped and taken to the nearest tanning booth?!?!

    HantiChrist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not kidnapping if you're having fun

    Otherkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with Florida men?!

    Afton Kleinsorge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man: “ I just wanted to play yahtzee but me dads still getting the milk”

    Amber Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again Florida why you so weird??

    Philler Space
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That IS what a cartoon villain brought to life WOULD do...

    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gingers should not live in Florida. It's not healthy for them.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I heard period cramp drops significantly too after age 60.

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought she was a pastatute.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But where's my pizza?" Said the student.

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    Ayisa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'too old to kill again' what age does spite expire, tell me

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they could have relocated her to the woodwind section.

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be filmed as a tv drama.

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this explain the intelligence level of its audience?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the whole point of strip clubs is to go see some pussy?

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    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no less than three levels of crazy here.

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    Guy MacGregor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... Theo! For those wondering, the cropped guy on the right was the president (F. Hollande) AffaireThe...412737.jpg AffaireTheo-62307a6412737.jpg

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was strongly advised to "just leave Florida"

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    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least thrown him a bone and made him think he saved himself.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy sleeper. Not easy to take a toilet out without making noise.

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    Noah Berens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one but both of them were on board and that’s what really scares me

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is wrong here 🤔? I think it is justified..

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally couldn't get anymore badass.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You don't need proof of vaccination? You did here, when we had this rule.

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    Mama Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why there are so many stupid people walking around nowadays

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey- robbing houses is tiring work.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this 'Murica? Seriously though, what is with these overly violent police?

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s he gonna stick in their g-strings?!? Gauze pads?

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tragic twist?!? Think thats an understatement.

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    IcyPenguinToes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GameStop doesn't have any money to take anyway

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’d like to introduce my weapon into evidence.”

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weekly World News or whatever it is called? Spoof newspaper.

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    F8th
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuffed horse was thicc tho.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they put out to pasture?

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put him in jail like Dale the Whale from monk.

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sound like a great movie!

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like 911 is busy with any other calls in Florida.

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    Vinay Pai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is it? "Dentist Assault" or "Firstname Lastname"

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    Mushroomlover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy must be busy cause it’s the same guys pic as the one who kidnapped a priest to make his dog immortal, lol!

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that we know this is a crime…911 is gonna be busy af.

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    #103

    Internets-Craziest-Headlines

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    Mama Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, this is Nikolas Cruz. He was the sole gunman who killed 17 people and injured 15 others at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida USA on February 14, 2018. There is a youtube video of him sitting in the interrogation room trying to play off like he was psychologically damaged. Florida still has the death penalty and I believe he was trying to get off on an insanity plea. It obviously didn't work because he ended up pleading guilty to 34+ charges including 1st degree murder and 1st degree attempted murder.

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