The amount of reach and power that YouTube has worldwide is hard to believe. So here are some impressive stats to make your jaw drop. There are over 2.1 billion YouTube users on planet Earth, and a whopping 694k hours of content are streamed on the site. Every. Single. Minute! YouTube is the second most visited site in the world with 34.6 billion monthly visitors, second only to its parent company’s site, Google (which dabs on YT with 92.5 billion monthly visitors).
That means that content creators are up against some stiff competition if they want to go viral. What’s more, creators constantly have to innovate and adapt to YouTube’s changing algorithms. However, one way to definitely get noticed on the video-sharing platform is to grab everyone’s attention with a witty or weird comment.
That’s where the ‘Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments’ Twitter page comes in. The social media project documents the most memorable comments on the website, from the simply strange to the downright hilarious. Bored Panda's featuring some of their best posts, as well as ridiculously strange YouTube comments that we found on the site ourselves. Enjoy, upvote the ones you loved the most, and share your thoughts about YouTube in the comments.
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People have been known to stand up from the grave to do the same. 😂
I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that because it would have for sure been spit out of my mouth. What a comment!!!!
There was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky" as his Serial Killer Name.
I've never heard of that! How did he get the name, do you know?
Load More Replies...Perhaps it should be phrased "The killer with the small peepee". The way it's written just makes it sound like he kills people not very well endowed.
Or, you know, if we just didn't make them famous to begin with...
Good luck with that. Serial killer interest will never stop.
Load More Replies...Referencing a very recent mass shooting in Buffalo, USA....if we gave these killers no recognition whatsoever... '18 year old' shoots 10 people in grocery store'.. that's it. that's all....no pictures of the killer (if they've been caught and arrested)... I do wonder if less of these would happen.
A bit what New Zeeland did after the Christchurch shootings
Load More Replies...I want people to think about this. How stupid is the average person. Why they follow trends, need new shiny tech and the whole love of reality tv. Then I want you to know the average serial killer is dumber than that. I'm not talking about opinion of what they do but they have lower IQs. https://www.crimeandinvestigation.co.uk/article/serial-killers-iqs-ranked
Yes, the popular perception of psychotics as Lecter-style geniuses is a Hollywood-addled myth. Most psychotics are on the low average part of the bell curve.
Load More Replies...Mister "i have mommy issues". The killer with poo-pants. The "compensating" killer
I had no idea I can hear Mrs. Weasly so clearly in my head 👩🏼🦰
that is Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) in the video, not Ed.
Load More Replies...The ‘Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments’ page has had a (very poetically) insane stretch of popularity. It was created just a few months ago, in February of 2022. However, in this short stretch of time, the Twitter account has already grown to have over 271k followers.
There’s hardly a doubt in our minds that the page will continue to grow. The content’s great, and it’s given us quite a few laughs. We even feel a tad guilty for laughing at some of these! Whatever the case might be, one thing’s for sure, some YouTubers have a razor-sharp wit.
it really is funy. i liked the doctor one with the curling iron comment also.
Load More Replies...I know this is probably a French screenshot, but with the connotations in English, I love that you're being told to "riposte" lol
person from the future-her dark magic has stopped working.
The most viewed video on YouTube is the ‘Baby Shark Dance’ with a stunning 10.6 _billion_ views. Meanwhile, in second place is Luis Fonsi’s ‘Despacito’ (try getting that tune out of your head now) with 7.83 billion views.
‘Johny Johny Yes Papa’ lies in third place with 6.33 billion views, while Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shape of You’ is in fourth with 5.7 billion. The fifth place belongs to Wiz Khalifa whose song ‘See You Again’ has amassed 5.49 billion views. These numbers are all mind-blowing. And it might make you reevaluate what you think might be popular globally.
Of course it was a joke! Why would I need grenade? To light up the C4 changes in my bag??
Load More Replies...I used to work with a woman who was terrified of homeless people. She never gave me a reason. We walked together to the train sometimes going home after work and we were frequently asked for change, as were others. I made sure I had some, easily accessible, in a pocket. One time on the way to the train she ran into the street in front of a moving car trying to flee away as quickly as possible. Heavy sigh. I have no idea why she thought jumping into traffic was safer than giving somebody some change or saying "no". I can only imagine her sheer terror of flying with you on a plane, especially if she thought you were also homeless.
Anakin Padme meme: - My grenades fell of my pocket - You are an incognito police officer, right -that look - Right?
I don't think this is the original poster, but either way this is one of my favorites
lmao was Pakistan even involved in 9/11? I don't think it was, I'm not sure what this lady was scared about?
But if you think about it you bungee jumped at birth with your umbilical cord.
Thank you soo much for these pictures in my head now... 🙇♀️
Load More Replies...I'm not interested in any "sport" that requires me to voluntarily jump from a very high place.
LMFAOOO......Oh, wait I came into this world bc of a broken rubber too-
They put a rubber on you? Before jumping or do you have to aim for it? 🤣
That's why the amount of dislikes isn't shown anymore.
Load More Replies...At the time of writing, the fastest video to reach 100 million YouTube streams was BTS’ ‘Butter.’ However, Adele’s ‘Hello’ holds the record for the fastest viral video to reach 1 billion YouTube streams.
YouTube generates roughly 28.84 billion US dollars worth of ad revenue worldwide. That’s a whopping 11.2 percent of Google’s entire revenue.
You are the one who has inspired me to become a artist and I'm very close to achieving my dream thank you for you tutorials and rest in peace for you are now in a good place with the Lord all mighty.😇
No more comments like that cause the dislike button is -Gone. Reduced to atoms (Thanos, 2023)
We watch Bob Ross in our house. Even my cat watches him lol My husband is jealous of how good he is and while we're watching he occasionally says "F*** this guy" lol
I would be flipping through the 6 channels we had, and if Bob were on, I'd just stand there, totally immersed for the entire program.
Hahahahahahahaha checking the toilet paper... Yes, here you are!
The video-sharing platform has around 37 million channels and over 800 million videos. That’s probably more than we could ever watch by ourselves. Around 1 billion videos are watched per day on YouTube, and people spend roughly 19 minutes watching things each day.
Could be another internet legend, but apparently someone once broke into his house while he was doing one of his videos, then became freaked out and left.
it's true! although maybe exaggerated a bit...here's the YouTube link, skip to 2:36:35 for the moment. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrXakd_r6I&t=9395s
Load More Replies...I've seen like 10 minutes of one of his videos and it was creepy so I had to stop
Isn't this the dude where someone breaks into his house and you can see em in the back, but this dude never breaks his stare and the robber is kinda just like wtf and leaves. lmao
Lady I worked with (okay, let's call her Karen) once said "I've been standing here, watching those workmen across the road for the last twenty minutes and they haven't done a thing!" and wondered why I couldn't stop laughing.
Benjamin Bennett. He is known for his “sitting and smiling” series where he does nothing but stare into a camera for a couple hours. It seems he has retired that and does normal style content.
Load More Replies...quite punny, but comments about zodiac signs make people " crabby"
Load More Replies...your just jealous we die in super duper important science experiments! like can a trashcan lid stop a 50 cal round!
Load More Replies...It’s a very human thing to want approval from other people. Most of us want to be respected, well-liked, and, well, even loved. One way that this inner need for social approval is expressed is through the desire for fame. The internet and social networks provide a lot of possibilities here in that regard.
"It’s a human need to want approval from others, and there are far more people available to provide approval online than in real life," social media expert Ariane Sherine explained to Bored Panda very recently that the internet is perfect for those who want attention.
To be fair, that would be a public service rather than something bad.
Load More Replies...Sadly these animals could be soon extinct because of people buying them to make cute videos...
Their diet in the wild is insects and other arthropods, small birds and reptiles, eggs, fruits, gums, nectar and miscellaneous vegetation. Feeding it cooked rice, because some torturer pulled out its teeth as to not harm its "owner" in captivity, is neither cute nor funny.
Do they really do this? What country has them as pets, I am sure UK would not allow.
Load More Replies...Slow Loris' are friggin nocturnal animals, they're also not mf pets, they're wild animals and endangered, wtf is wrong with people?
The slow loris doesn't need any help with that it can kill just fine on its own
Looks more like the assistant that's about to tell his master some bad news.
"Science-man, Science-man! He does better science than I can! Look out! Here comes Science-man!"
My kids decided that Scientists look like that because all their mirrors are being used in experiments.
Caught a pokemon like that with smaller hair. Brown hair. Same hands though. It's called "Aliens". This is it's second evolution called "Science".
I'd argue, but I bet you can pick out which member of Queen has the PhD in astronomical physics, just by his hair.
"Online validation is also there forever for everyone to witness. It’s a rare person who is completely impervious to the thrall of millions of strangers liking what they do—it’s exciting and boosts your self-esteem,” Ariane stressed that very few people are immune to the desire for attention.
"If you’re an exceptional creator you’ll still stand out. Of course, the more followers you have, the more chance there is that people are going to see, like, and share your content, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to break through,” she told us.
ANYTIME someone says "No offense" they know they are getting ready to be rude, nasty and... OFFENSIVE!!!
That's looks an awful lot like Sling Blade, Some people call it a kaiser blade I call it a sling blade mm hmm.
Had to find out what all the dislikes are about, so I found the vid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-n5YZ_HqXM). Yeah, Simon and I agree on one thing and that's how painful the song "Tomorrow" (from "Annie") can be! Bless her heart, but that's a NO from me.
If they made a live action Hey Arnold, this girl is Helga Pataki.
Jordyn Foley! She actually has a youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordynFoleySingz/videos
If you type her name in yt, you can check how she looks like now, 10 years after this video being taken 🙃
I see your name and I would like to tell you that my Guinea pig will sit there and eat 12 tortilla chips in a matter of minutes. Just thought you would enjoy that fact
Load More Replies...Damn........but you got a point man over AGHHHHHH GULP AHHHHHH blah dies I mean MAN you decided u signed ur own death paper now die in peace
How fast does Brooke inhale her food that choking is a reasonable and obvious concern for her??!!
"Post content daily if you can, but don’t compromise on quality as a result. Speed is key if you produce topical/reactive content. But again, it’s better not to post than to post something substandard. Creating and maintaining an online presence does take work and effort, but it’s a really fun thing to do. If it feels like work, you’re doing it wrong!" the expert noted what you should keep in mind if you want to stand out online.
IF YOU PUT ANOTHER... what are they called? eh. OUT OF LINE!
Given that it's set long ago based on the style of sailing vessels, she could be the progenitor of the clan.
You have a lot of Harry Potter to read ..start with hard covers...soft copy is for quitters
Load More Replies...THX MAN NEW LIFE ADVICE NOW LET ME CALL MY LIL BROTHER AND SEE IF THIS WORKS
I'm disappointed the bridge was not lit on fire for the show. Talk about a missed opportunity!
No-one burns the coathanger, it'll be fine as long as Paul Hogan doesn't stop painting it.
Social media expert Mike Sington told Bored Panda that our desire to be famous online is intimately linked to our ego. Attention online helps us feel great about ourselves.
"Trying to go viral and get recognition online is really mostly about ego. Everyone wants recognition, everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame, and getting it online is a relatively easy way to do it, all from the comfort of your home," he explained to us recently.
A manly cast? With pretty pictures and lovely messages from your friends and family to remind you of how manly you are?
Load More Replies...More than 1200 people disliked a video of a puppy falling asleep. We should all be very scared.
When I read Nathaniel's comment, I thought you said you now have a cat. Waiting for your cat posts.
wow, that's some sense of hu- oh wait you got none.
Load More Replies...Imagine him buying Twitter and being responsible for the next war!
I take that back, I just looked it up and it sure is him. That's bonkers.
Load More Replies...Elon Musk was a guest host on Saturday Night Live, a comedy sketch show from USA. Musk is dressed as Wario (Nintendo character) and he's in trial for murder in this skit
Load More Replies...This was a low point for SNL. I do hope they think their host choices through better in the future.
That's only because they were ever put in there too begin with, +they look really weird *with* them. Never understood this trend
Load More Replies...Look i dont like them either but i dont comment publicly on peoples appearances
So you just judge people in the privacy of your own home? That's much better
Load More Replies..."Anyone can create content, but you’re competing against literally tens of millions of users to create memorable content. It takes a lot of work, and can easily become what feels like a second job," he explained to us.
If it wasn't they would be dead regardless of down votes, just look at the bottom.
Load More Replies...This gotta be a joke vid, like who would do that for real?!
COMMENTS ARE TURNED OFF. Uh, whoops? Guessing it didn't end well for ya, kid. ;)
I will not breathe until someone searches this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXA6F7U8cA8
Heres the link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bibIZF6Qwcw
LMFAOO.....legends say he's been dead for a uhm pretty long time now-
If an egg can have a twtter page he sure as hell cant wear sun glasses. Dont hate #Egglove
"To stand out online, what you post has to be carefully crafted. Quality content stands out online. Think it through carefully, ask yourself, 'Is what I’m posting memorable, inspirational, informative, funny, will it make people think, or feel good, or start a conversation?' If it doesn’t meet any of those benchmarks, it’s probably not going to stand out and go viral. There’s a lot of junk out there, it takes effort to rise above it,” Mike said.
yes, becuase of course its fine for anyone to slur white people.
Load More Replies...Just to clarify what happened here. Red dude asks a simple question, Blue dude calls him a name that insinuates the Red guy is an idiot for asking, Red dude answers with the White House address (let's assume you-know-who, a well-known dumba$$, was in charge), to which the Blue dude does the right thing and apologises. The first guy didn't pinpoint the second one's actual address on the globe, that would be terrifying!
Red guy got doxxed. Blue guy sent him his coordinates kind of as a "I know where you live" threat.
Load More Replies...I'm old and dont understand everything anymore apparently..I had to stop reading one of these about tiktok as 'whooosh'..... however....how the heck did buddy get other buddy's coordinates?
i'm old too but i think some folks know how to do that stuff.
Load More Replies...i watched this episode and laughed so hard but my little brother asked what was so funny and i refused to tell him
I know, when i was little i thought it was normal, but now, this is weird
She probably thought so too. 😂 (Just a joke, people. Calm down.)
Load More Replies...That's probably one of the least offensive things you can say about this human piece of garbage.
Why? From the parts of his podcast that I’ve watched, he just talks to people about what they do and stuff. Why do you call him garbage?
Load More Replies...I don't even care about people bitching about J.R in this thread. I've been saying "it's da bat!" To myself and giggling for almost 5 minutes now and i feel great!
He needs to swiap the body parts under the water with the part above it.
I prefer Ricky Gervais bath tub pics. But then, I just prefer Ricky of this a-hole.
Ive been on this app too long but i legit busted out laughing out loud sith this one
Just did this, it’s hilariously true. Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee 🖊
Load More Replies...Son of Bitc..... Why did I do it? WHY??? Great! Now I'm gonna have to visit my Mam, show her, so she can show my aunts!
My mom bought me an alarm clock shaped like Darth Vaders head a couple of years ago, and the alarm sound is his breathing, really loudly, its extremely uncomfortable sound to wake up to.
I don't approve of name calling, but it sure makes the riposte funnier 😂
He looks like the love child between Whoopie Goldberg and Rick Harrison from P**n Stars.
10 year old dreads?? I thought you were supposed to un-dread and re-dread so you could clean your hair?
Not at all, dreads stay as dreads, you undo them if you really want to but that would take a lot of time and patience, you can wash dreads perfectly fine they just take a fair few hours to dry, if not longer.
Load More Replies...There is a differnce between a tiger and A FLYING CARPET BETHANY
In Britain this film was funny to many as the characters kept referring to each other as benders.
This movie actually represents the first time I ever got in contact with the whole Last Airbender franchise. Got me curious for the show; became a big fan instantly. Years later I rewatched the movie to see why every other fan coplained about it so much - Oh, dear god, I get it now! I really, really do!
I actually watched the movie solely to write down everything that was wrong with it. 123. 123 things that made me dislike the movie. There was one scene that made me laugh super hard just cause of how bad it was.
Wait, let me guess, the scene where a bunch of earth benders banded together to move a medium sized rock, correct?
Load More Replies...I remember when we were younger and everyone just knew the radio version but I would sing the album version and a buncha 10 year olds were just like :O
If ya think THAT'S good, just wait till ya read the Genius page for 'We Are Number One'
Pygmalion and Galatea vibes. Only Greek Mythology nerds will understand.
Oh, great. Leave the clay alone, leave prayers to Aphrodite alone, do not make another Galatea. Please
I'm curious to see if that actually works Edit: Holy s*** it works
u ever heard of fallout? (edit=spelling correction)
Load More Replies...It always makes me chuckle when a news report or article says there was a dead body found. When you refer to a person as a body isn’t it already obvious they are dead? You don’t say we found a live body of a missing hiker, you would say we found missing hiker Bob Smith.
was i the only one how first tough that he/she was cutting a hedgehog?
Okay.. I had to do some googling. I thought San Fransisco was called Silicone Valley' due to all the fake titties out there... however, its actually called Silicon Valley' because of all the computer techy s**t out there. ...learn something new every day...
Load More Replies...Geezus...that's a lot of f*****g makeup! Need a scraper to get that s**t off. What I dont understand..(being a female who wears makeup..light makeup)... is when women cake their makeup on..WE CAN SEE IT CAKED ON YOUR FACE!!! We see the fake tattooed eyebrows, the fake Caterpillar eyelashes...they think this looks good...but it really doesnt...its all so icky...just sayin'...
Girl pls shut up and let people do whatever they want.
Load More Replies...It's uhh....for research purposes. You know...just in case I ever work in a nursing home and have to ...uhh...protect the residents!
Load More Replies...I mean, you get to an age where you’re so close to death anyways, why not develop a full-on coke habit? There’s a nursing home across the street from me. At least 3 times a day, the fire engine and paramedics arrive. When they’re not on the way, an ambulance is picking up or dropping off. I walk past several room windows & I can see into them through the hedges. The people look miserable and lonely. Imagine if they each had a little bullet and were bumping blow day in/day out? Sure, they may shuffle off a little sooner than without, but boy would it be an adventurous and enjoyable end!!!
I do know a few people that actually think that way. As long as you're not hurting anyone, and that's how you want to go out, I suppose I can't fault you, but I can't imagine ODing is a very peaceful death
Load More Replies...The censor is see through!!! I don't see the point usually but STILL
Weirdly very close to what makes my wife happy. King Edwards potatoes (MUST be Edwards) and Donkeys.
Oops~ goddamn it first it was that cooking now this?! I need to get my life straight...
lol sometimes i think of actors in different roles and one character would be mortified by the actions of another. this is definitely one of them.
Once I was scrolling through shorts and a sweet home Alabama meme came up and someone in the comments said "My cousin loves this song. We played it at our wedding ❤️" Then they went on to talk about how great the wedding and honeymoon were in the replies and honestly if it was a joke it was hilarious.
One of my favorite comments is for a video from Girl With The Dogs channel where a cat needs to be placed in a rage cage for grooming. The comment? "Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a cage." Here's a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpPPUlaMfRk&lc=z22wspjzyunsifi2wacdp431f4ve0j5lk0034wwqgd5w03c010c.1651750280175545
The funniest i have seen is from a music video called Freaks by Timmy Trump (there was no video it was just an album picture or something and there was music playing). The comment was "that bass dropped like my grandma falling down the stairs." it was so funny but so terrible at the same time.
The best laughs I ever had from YT comments are under this video of 'freestyle kayaking' (yes, it's a thing). Especially the older ones : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM&t
You truly are a saint Thomas! Thank you for that link! My cheeks hurt because after I quit laughing I still can't wipe the Perma grin off!! Those comments are an epic compilation!! XD
Load More Replies...Once I was scrolling through shorts and a sweet home Alabama meme came up and someone in the comments said "My cousin loves this song. We played it at our wedding ❤️" Then they went on to talk about how great the wedding and honeymoon were in the replies and honestly if it was a joke it was hilarious.
One of my favorite comments is for a video from Girl With The Dogs channel where a cat needs to be placed in a rage cage for grooming. The comment? "Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a cage." Here's a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpPPUlaMfRk&lc=z22wspjzyunsifi2wacdp431f4ve0j5lk0034wwqgd5w03c010c.1651750280175545
The funniest i have seen is from a music video called Freaks by Timmy Trump (there was no video it was just an album picture or something and there was music playing). The comment was "that bass dropped like my grandma falling down the stairs." it was so funny but so terrible at the same time.
The best laughs I ever had from YT comments are under this video of 'freestyle kayaking' (yes, it's a thing). Especially the older ones : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM&t
You truly are a saint Thomas! Thank you for that link! My cheeks hurt because after I quit laughing I still can't wipe the Perma grin off!! Those comments are an epic compilation!! XD
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