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61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate
Kids say the darndest things, as we all know by now. They are also prone to inadvertently drawing outrageously rude things, as we pointed out in a previous post. Turns that they give hilariously inappropriate greetings cards too!
From innocent, unfortunate spelling mistakes that turn something like word ‘whole’ into a startling insult, to brutally honest take-downs made with the sweetest of intentions, this list compiled by Bored Panda has it all.
Scroll down to check it out, and feel free to add your own funny kid’s cards in the comments!
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If I Had A Different Mom
My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card
In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me
Valentines Day Card From A Student
Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa
A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas
My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened
My Kid Gift Card
One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday
My Daughter, The Poet
As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan
Kid's don't say things to be mean...this is probably all he's ever heard about soldiers.
I would have laughed at this if I had gotten it. When I was in Desert Shield/Storm I got a bunch of letters from a school in Detroit, the one that stood out was one from a little girl who put a "glamor shot" wallet photo of her mom in there with the PS stating that the mom was single.
Aww. I hope this soldier wrote back to tell them that they all don't die. I hope he could......
Someone wrote thanks kid at the top. I think this would be a soldier who understood the message. Donovan cares
The underline and the thanks kid on top are implied to have been written by the soldier who received the card.
Load More Replies...Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome
My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card
Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?
Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old
My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep
My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day
Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes
Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.
A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her
One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter
Kids Are Brutally Honest
At least this kid didn't write who their 1st fav teacher was!!! Best kept between himself and god
I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...
My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All
I Could use that. I had to google up to make sure what I am seeing is correct and it is. This kid gonna be a stud.
My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"
Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas
"daddy sang bass / mama sang tenor / me and little brother would join right in there..."
My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"
My (now adult) cousin did this when she was 5 or 6. The teacher told the kids to draw something their mother really loved, and my cousin drew a bottle of my aunt's favourite beer. We still laugh about it.
My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me
Thank you. Please keep adding over the years. I would at least like to retire before being committed. Love you..
My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her
The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"
"But, Daddy, that's what you call Mommy when she's not here--" "LA LA LA LA LA NEVER MIND, AMY!"
I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office
My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt
Reminds me of an awkward conversation with my 10yo niece this summer. "Aunty Sarah, whats a c*nt?" She saw my wifi password. I told her she misread it, the password is CANT. PHEW
My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card
"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?
My Kids Gift Card
A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister
Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!
Dad: "Aw, honey, you misspelled a word." Mom (muttering): "No, she didn't...."
My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday
While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student
Card From My Kid
Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t
While teaching 1st grade, we came to the spelling lesson with the word SHIRT. Nearly half of the kids left out the R.
Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One
An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think
Present From My Daughter
My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today
When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card
My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...
This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest
My Son's Christmas Card Design
[Sifting through possible punchlines] ...nope ...nope...that'll get me banned...that'll get me banned...nope...nope
Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal
My Kid Made His Buddy A Birthday Card
I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card
My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...
My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards
That last bit has been written in different handwriting, I feel like someone is making Allison look worse than she is, she was obviously only kidding.
My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem
I had to downvote this one because of the racist bit. This is the first one on the list (currently it's #22) that I would consider inappropriate.
My Birthday Card
From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)
Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party
Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards
Kids are rather scary these days. And their obsession with death 💀. Yikes.
When I was 16 I made my grandmother a birthday card with a decrepit, old lady and the words "YO, GRANNY..." on the front. Inside it said "...you're old as s**t, why don't you die?" Luckily she had a great sense of humor and loved it. On her next birthday she was dead of colon cancer. P.S.: The kids above are 1 for 7 on spelling "you're".
I think it is strange that some of those veterans cards/message were allowed to be sent in the first place. Does no one check or proof read them first? Okay,in a child's eyes there is nothing wrong with them and i hope the person on the receiving end can see that too,but even so,some of them are a little to close to being in slightly poor taste.
I was in Iraq and I got a letter from some 4th grader. He said his aname was Kyle, his brothers were Ken and Keanu and they called them the KKK. He wished I could kill as many terrorists as I could and to bring pictures... we got a good laugh out of it, even a black guy in my platoon did. Fahking kods.
Geez... some of these are really scary. The closest thing that my brother and I ever came to that was when my brother had a tantrum about going to quaker service and wrote my mom a card that said "I don't want to be christan, I want to be jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My mom's a respected literature professor, so we'd always have writers and all sorts of intelectuals over for dinner/parties. I once asked why one of them used crutches. Turns out he had a degenerative disease in early stage. I'm still haunted by this to this day, over 25 years later. Mom would always bring it up to embarrass me
"Degenerative disease" can mean several things. Often it simply refers to normal wear and tear changes (disc bulges, bone spurs, etc). Sometimes it means something more sinister, sure. But a lot of people with that type of problem figure everyone is staring at them already, so sometimes this kind of thing is just an opportunity to say what's going on. In case you're ever in that position again: mostly it's the embarrassed reaction afterward that's the problem. If you were a kid, then you shouldn't feel haunted unless you laughed or jeered at the guy's condition.
Load More Replies...Kids are rather scary these days. And their obsession with death 💀. Yikes.
When I was 16 I made my grandmother a birthday card with a decrepit, old lady and the words "YO, GRANNY..." on the front. Inside it said "...you're old as s**t, why don't you die?" Luckily she had a great sense of humor and loved it. On her next birthday she was dead of colon cancer. P.S.: The kids above are 1 for 7 on spelling "you're".
I think it is strange that some of those veterans cards/message were allowed to be sent in the first place. Does no one check or proof read them first? Okay,in a child's eyes there is nothing wrong with them and i hope the person on the receiving end can see that too,but even so,some of them are a little to close to being in slightly poor taste.
I was in Iraq and I got a letter from some 4th grader. He said his aname was Kyle, his brothers were Ken and Keanu and they called them the KKK. He wished I could kill as many terrorists as I could and to bring pictures... we got a good laugh out of it, even a black guy in my platoon did. Fahking kods.
Geez... some of these are really scary. The closest thing that my brother and I ever came to that was when my brother had a tantrum about going to quaker service and wrote my mom a card that said "I don't want to be christan, I want to be jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My mom's a respected literature professor, so we'd always have writers and all sorts of intelectuals over for dinner/parties. I once asked why one of them used crutches. Turns out he had a degenerative disease in early stage. I'm still haunted by this to this day, over 25 years later. Mom would always bring it up to embarrass me
"Degenerative disease" can mean several things. Often it simply refers to normal wear and tear changes (disc bulges, bone spurs, etc). Sometimes it means something more sinister, sure. But a lot of people with that type of problem figure everyone is staring at them already, so sometimes this kind of thing is just an opportunity to say what's going on. In case you're ever in that position again: mostly it's the embarrassed reaction afterward that's the problem. If you were a kid, then you shouldn't feel haunted unless you laughed or jeered at the guy's condition.
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