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Things posted on the internet cannot be unposted. That’s part of the game. But there are surely things we have posted that we’re not necessarily very proud of. Some, however, have no clue about their clueless arguments and remain unapologetic.

And there’s this corner of Reddit known as “S***AmericansSay” which is notorious for busting these kinds of instances. In fact, the community of 353k members is sharing the most cringeworthy and clueless posts spotted surfing on social media. That includes but isn’t limited to blunt arguments, embarrassing comments, hilariously inaccurate shares, you name it.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining examples that will surely make you chuckle and wonder what those people are thinking. Psst! Here's part 1 of the post with more stuff Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter, ‘cause no one is immune to cluelessness) say!

#1

On South Africa

On South Africa

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    #2

    Observing Of The Columbus Day

    Observing Of The Columbus Day

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    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invade someone else's house and claim you live there now

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    #3

    “If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”

    “If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”

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    The use of social media has increased throughout the world, including emerging and developing nations in recent years. And, across the 11 emerging economies surveyed for this Pew Research study, 28% of adults say social media is very important for helping them keep up with political news and other developments occurring in the world.

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    Simultaneously, the spread of misinformation has reached new heights. With the pandemic ransacking the globe, it has become vital to separate facts from fiction and stop the harm from false statements. Today, the question of what we hold as a true and trusted piece of information and not is key, but the boundaries between the two are becoming increasingly blurred. So what happened?

    #4

    Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image

    Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's self-perpetuating, because the under educated kids will be school board members soon.

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    #5

    This Is America

    This Is America

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an idiot! I’m from Canada and I’m happy I live here, because I wouldn’t want to live in America.

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    #6

    "Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

    "Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew, looks like they were considering moving there.

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    According to Kevin Kelli, the co-founder of Wired magazine, “Truth is no longer dictated by authorities, but is networked by peers. For every fact there is a counterfact and all these counterfacts and facts look identical online, which is confusing to most people.” When you think of it, most online content is created, shared and altered by people online. Add the lack of attention to whether the information is accurate, and you have a toxic cocktail for reproducing countless inaccurate and false content.

    #7

    Americans Would Never Do This

    Americans Would Never Do This

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    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good sense of humour America! Hahahahahaha!!!😂😂😂

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    #8

    Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before

    Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before

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    #9

    Medicine

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now take that to one of your hospitals and have an itemized bill made out, you now "POOR" bastard!

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    Meanwhile, this new study published in Nature that involves an experiment conducted by a group of researchers from MIT, the University of Regina in Canada, University of Exeter Business School in the United Kingdom and Center for Research and Teaching in Economics in Mexico, showed some interesting findings about the way people perceive what’s inaccurate online.

    “It seems that the social media context may distract people from accuracy,” study coauthor Gordon Pennycook, an assistant professor of behavioral science at the University of Regina, told The Journalist’s Resource. According to him, although people are often capable of distinguishing between true and false news content, they fail to even consider whether content is accurate before they share it on social media.

    #10

    “Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”

    “Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”

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    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The imperial measurement system is insane and I feel bad for anyone who has to use it!

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    #11

    If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?

    If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone asking the right questions - although the answers would probably be disconcerting. Most other countries do. Maybe it has to do with equaling healthcare to socialism?

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    #12

    Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

    Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally nobody outside the USA cares about your heritage.

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    According to Pennycook, “The downstream effect of improving the quality of news sharing increases with the influence of the user who is making better choices.” He added: “It may be that the effect is as effective (if not more so) for users with more followers because the importance of ‘I better make sure this is true’ is literally greater for those with more followers.”

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    #13

    "I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

    "I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are americans so obsessed with their ancestry?

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    #14

    Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

    Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

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    Cafesinner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same vibe as the American guy who got mad at me (disabled) for living off "his" tax money... I'm in Sweden

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    #15

    On Dates

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    Milan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a saying in Slovakia. “Everybody is stupid, only you are an airplane” 😀

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    #16

    The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants

    The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We consider the lack of firearms to be a good thing

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    #17

    "Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"

    "Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 1/3 of Americans have valid passports. I rest my case.

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    #18

    "The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "

    "The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I still wonder what they think our countries are like. What freedom do we not have?

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    #19

    A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

    A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

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    #20

    Getting A Tattoo Of Your Ancestry.com Results

    Getting A Tattoo Of Your Ancestry.com Results

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    #21

    Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour

    Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour

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    #22

    "99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"

    "99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"

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    Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NASA based everything off of time since the teams were mixed with German scientists on the Appollo program.

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    #23

    Americans Don't Have An Accent

    Americans Don't Have An Accent

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all have schools down there? I mean, apart from Harvard, Yale and Princeton.

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    #24

    English

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this one must be a joke, nobody can be this thick.

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    #25

    Rome

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand...it's older than Rome, Georgia?!?! **gasp**

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    #26

    Yes, English Comes From America

    Yes, English Comes From America

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might not have helped them... I have seen on a number of occasions Britain described as being in England.

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    #27

    Europe Sucks

    Europe Sucks

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He or she clearly hasn't been to Europe

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    #28

    "US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"

    "US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might not be the smartest but, boy, are they confident.

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    #29

    “Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”

    “Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”

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    #30

    “The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”

    “The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Delusional.

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    #31

    Norwegian Flag Taken Down

    Norwegian Flag Taken Down

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    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make it clear: The Norwegian flag on this picture is in Stavanger, Norway. Outside the optician in Kirkegata to be accurate ;)

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    #32

    Pronounced Like Rifle

    Pronounced Like Rifle

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    #33

    Clocks

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So with this and a couple of other posts, what do the American's find so confusing about the 24 hour clock? I learned both ways of telling the time at an early age, it is not difficult.

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    #34

    “Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'

    “Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's use roman instead! (Funny thing, arabian numbers actually originated in India)

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    #35

    Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

    Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real talk though, I've strong suspicion that the garlic that they use in the americas is some different variety than the one we use in Europe (Italy in particular). There is no way that you can use a whole head of garlic without making a dish inedible and pollute the whole street.

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    #36

    What Month Is 21?

    What Month Is 21?

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    elSti
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's military date, just retract 12. ==> 21/01/2022 is actually 09/01/2023

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    #37

    There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism

    There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism

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    Loty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's arguing for putting central government controls over public company's ability to effectivelly manage it's work force becuase he doesn't like socialism?!? Yup, that's conservative thinking in a nutshell.

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    #38

    Pot vs. Kettle

    Pot vs. Kettle

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird though. I've been to the US on vacation and every hotel and motel had an electric kettle in the room, so you could make your own tea in the morning. Guess this fear is pretty local to some areas.

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    #39

    "So May 16th Doesn't Exist?"

    "So May 16th Doesn't Exist?"

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    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about reading the incredibly clear screen?

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    #40

    But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)

    But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are way too many delusional Americans out there...

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    #41

    "As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"

    "As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure where I stand on this one. On the one hand, the original post is right to be outraged that these things were done so blatantly and without oversight or consequences. But at the same time, it's astonishingly naive to believe it never happened before and won't happen again (just with oversight and consequence).

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    #42

    “Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”

    “Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the "chip card" was invented by a French...

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    #43

    Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water

    Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water

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    #44

    English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)

    English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rechtsschreibung" = law, "Rechtschreibung" = orthography...isn't German wonderful?

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    #45

    American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*

    American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*

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    #46

    Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?

    Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you pay your servers a living wage?

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    #47

    One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy

    One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy

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    #48

    Don't You Miss Owning A Car?

    Don't You Miss Owning A Car?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spending days in a car on a road trip, is better than spending days visiting somewhere?

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    #49

    "Democracy Is An Illusion"

    "Democracy Is An Illusion"

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    Milan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you are so free, have so much democracy that you elect Trump 😀

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    #50

    I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We

    I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We

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    #51

    The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange

    The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange

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    #52

    Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"

    Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"

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    #53

    Americans On Native Americans

    Americans On Native Americans

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    #54

    Building A House Is Hard In Metric

    Building A House Is Hard In Metric

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    David Woollands
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ones they do build don’t get blown away like the matchstick ones they build in the US

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    #55

    Protesting

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    #56

    "It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"

    "It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind? Blown. Is self awareness being bred out of Americans?

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    #57

    "His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"

    "His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"

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    #58

    Why Doesn't Germany Use The American Name

    Why Doesn't Germany Use The American Name

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    #59

    "Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"

    "Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha if you asked this guy to spell orange he'd ask you if the color or the fruit!

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    #60

    Honestly, The US Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart

    Honestly, The US Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall the US rebuilding Germany 139 years ago when the first modern healthcare system was introduced

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    #61

    “Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”

    “Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please read a proper history book. Even just a couple of chapters might do it.

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    #62

    “Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”

    “Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am lost for words right now....

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    #63

    Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !

    Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !

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    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, that phone says 22:23! Whatever will we do?

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    #64

    A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...

    A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except the myth that civil war was about states rights was developed during the myth of the lost cause era. Ironically until right before the Civil War the south was trying to use the federal govt to force slavery in Territories that didn't want it (like Kansas) and force Northern States to enforce Southern Slave laws. Civil War was when the anti-slavery politicians won, the south panicked and rebelled, and later on the myth of states rights came around. States Rights originally was used by the Abolitionist movement as a way to avoid enforcing the fugitive slave laws.

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    #65

    Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages

    Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another moron that thinks we all sound like we come from London or a castle.

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    #66

    "No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About US Evacuating Afghanistan

    "No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About US Evacuating Afghanistan

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    #67

    Celsius

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd switch to Kelvin, just to annoy this guy even further. LOL

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    #68

    “We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”

    “We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”

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    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It might”. Nothing is written in stone...except when you actually do.

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    #69

    On Flags

    On Flags

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain Liberia - the missing Avenger!

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    #70

    "Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo

    "Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo

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    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five night in hospital. Two surgeries with all the trimmings. 20 doses of intravenous antibiotics and about a dozen of various other tablets each day. Bed and board included, including an extreme contamination regime for the first three days since I was a near contact to a confirmed Covid case (who staid in isolation at home with a "cold" since she's fully vaccainated). Total cost: NOK 0,00, which equals USD 0,00. I didn't need an ambulance, but that too would have been included in this grand total.

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    #71

    American Tan Lines

    American Tan Lines

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all that oil instead of sunscreen, that patriot gonna slip and shoot her a$$ off.

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    #72

    “Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”

    “Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with "not too many people knew" he just means himself. He didn't know it existed. We all did.

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    #73

    „military Time“

    „military Time“

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that the screenshot is in "miltary time". LOL

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    #74

    Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?

    Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have your arms, silly. How else will you lift your pints?

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    #75

    "They Hate US Cause They Ain’t Us"

    "They Hate US Cause They Ain’t Us"

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, does France think The Netherlands is the biggest threat to world peace? Or Luxembourg (I can't make it out)

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    #76

    Who Need Sports When You Have Money?

    Who Need Sports When You Have Money?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redefine "world" as being your country only, and you can never lose. ;-)

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    #77

    “Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”

    “Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fed up with the date argument. Go from small to big or big to small but don't have the day in the middle just because of 'that's how we say it'. As if that was a good reason.

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    #78

    Scotland

    Scotland

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they a) checked and b) admitted their mistake

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    #79

    "California, A Very Non American Place"

    "California, A Very Non American Place"

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    RandomX123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people burn books, maps and stuff at the stake or something?

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    #80

    Centimeters

    Centimeters

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    #81

    Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care

    Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £25 a month or so. They call them commie, without even knowing the definition of the word, With $1k savings here, I'll not only have free ride to hospital when needed, I won't get in lifelong debts if something is really bad with my health. pathetic logic

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    #82

    Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?

    Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. When we get born our name gets tossed in this big hat that assigns us our jobs. A Sorting Hat, so to speak. Then you get raised to do that job, only being taught knowledge and skills that pertain to that job. And if you don't like the job, too bad. You need to do it until you die.

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    #83

    "No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."

    "No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."

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    ThatGuv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This American: "no one says today is 14th of march..." Also this American: "Happy 4th of July!"

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    #84

    "Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius

    "Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A human being is like 70% water so would that make him slightly a water?

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    #85

    "China Bombed Pearl Harbor"

    "China Bombed Pearl Harbor"

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    Wendy Heath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are stupid, Japan bombed Pearl Harbour. How can you go through life not knowing your own history?

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    #86

    If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You

    If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You

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    iffypedia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they think they are the only ones with nukes and the only ones with assured mutual destruction

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    #87

    "Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"

    "Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counting on fingers: ceramics, literature, art, cuisines, medicine, architecture ... versus ... hamburgers?

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    #88

    I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls

    I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around usa and there are more people elsewhere than just in usa, shocker

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    #89

    We Are The Only Country In The World...

    We Are The Only Country In The World...

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the over hundreds of innocents who have been executed.

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    #90

    “Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”

    “Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have your chlorinated chicken and eat it!

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    #91

    “Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors

    “Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.....these people are so delusional

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    #92

    Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech

    Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us are in European countries with Full Democracies and not like the US which is a Flawed Democracy. Look up the Democracy Index. Not all of course (sorry to those European countries which are also not Full Democracies).

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    #93

    "The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"

    "The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"

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    #94

    "In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"

    "In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"

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    Dave Reed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off to throw a bucket of water over myself, lol!

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    #95

    "Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"

    "Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yer sher don't have an accent therrrrr, no sirreee, not at aahll.

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    #96

    Wars Make US Safer And Richer

    Wars Make US Safer And Richer

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    #97

    ''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''

    ''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''

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    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just to say: for us italians telling "I am half X" is meaningless.

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    #98

    American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish

    American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish

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    Luccan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, **** You, rascist, please apologise.

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    #99

    A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is

    A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is

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    #100

    "Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"

    "Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"

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    #101

    “Name A Overall Better Country”

    “Name A Overall Better Country”

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    #102

    [in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"

    [in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is written by someone who clearly has very poor English skills themselves. The irony.

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    #103

    "The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."

    "The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."

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    #104

    "So How Come Not In Korea??"

    "So How Come Not In Korea??"

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting paid an actual wage makes tipping obsolete

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    #105

    On The Metric System

    On The Metric System

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    #106

    "Can You Beat US In War?"

    "Can You Beat US In War?"

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a quiz for all the Americans who think like this: Name a war that the U.S fought and actually won all by itself. Here's a clue - it wasn't WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq (either time), Libya, or Afghanistan.

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    #107

    "Maga-Themed Wedding Pays Tribute To Trump"

    "Maga-Themed Wedding Pays Tribute To Trump"

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    #108

    “There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”

    “There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now that people are actually going and getting better jobs its like "wait what about my burger?"

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    #109

    Republicans

    Republicans

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As vile as the Tories are, they're not nearly as stupid as the republicans. I mean Boris comes close, but even he isn't as thick as Marjorie.

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    #110

    My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party

    My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people really believe what they say? Because that would be very scary.

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    #111

    Medicare For All Is Medicare For None

    Medicare For All Is Medicare For None

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we can't have that. We need the American way. Everyone is miserable except for the 1% living in luxury.

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    #112

    Southern Borders

    Southern Borders

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm.......I suspect you’ll have a very long wait

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    #113

    It's My First Time In This Sub Please Be Gentle

    It's My First Time In This Sub Please Be Gentle

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    #114

    On Pages

    On Pages

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    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least be correct? “It’s foreign to me”

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    #115

    “You Realize Without The US There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System

    “You Realize Without The US There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So before the United States existed, there were no countries?

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    #116

    "How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"

    "How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"

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    #117

    The US Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation

    The US Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation

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    #118

    The World (The USA)

    The World (The USA)

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes The World (The USA). Lovely world.

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    #119

    Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War

    Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Quit at your peak. Pull out when you're about to win. Makes sense. To Americans, at least :D

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    #120

    "You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit

    "You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nickel and dime people' ?? I assume they mean charge people small sums for small items?? Never had to pay to use a loo in a restaurant, that tends to be public toilets and I know it's a strange concept but it pays for them to be cleaned and maintained and not to stop, (lol seriously???) gypsies from falling asleep in them! 😕😖 Can't comment on McDonalds as I don't eat in them or get takeaways. Not criticising, just that type of fast food is not my preference ever.

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    #121

    "Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"

    "Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"

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    #122

    2% Swedish

    2% Swedish

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since humans share 60% of our DNA with bananas, I like to keep up with my fellow fruits

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    #123

    Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent

    Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there might be a change in accent, but the language will pretty much be the same, so they're not really wrong. Here in Europe you don't have to travel that far to reach another country with a completely different language.

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    #124

    Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot

    Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot

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    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a lot of ghosts at Lowe's? Joking aside what a useless gesture.

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    #125

    “We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”

    “We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    er you don't avoid mexico, you f**k it up by turning it into a drug and immigrant supplier with your terrible foreign policies.

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    #126

    We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise

    We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise

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    #127

    Enjoy Your “Football” England…

    Enjoy Your “Football” England…

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your "freedom"...if France didn't save your ass you would be still a british colony :-)

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    #128

    Pretty Good Education Systems

    Pretty Good Education Systems

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been reading/showing some of the easier-to-understand quotes to the kids. Seven year old daughter just pointed out it should say "countries" and "pretty well". No, we're not American, why do you ask?

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    #129

    Fries

    Fries

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would the word "crisps" blow some minds?

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    #130

    Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame

    Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure does if we are talking about crime and murder rates.

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    #131

    “1776 Gave US The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”

    “1776 Gave US The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”

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    #132

    Admiration

    Admiration

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why? Why is it a strange concept for Americans to use a 24h clock?

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    #133

    Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account

    Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even 100 CAD sounds like a lot for just internet access

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    #134

    "The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"

    "The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"

    noriender Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate is a strong word, it's more a profesional rivalry between friends

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