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They say the first impression is the one that counts. But how difficult it is to find a good conversation starter to break the ice with that pretty girl you’ve been eyeing all night or with your new co-worker who looks super friendly! That doesn’t mean that you should let the opportunity slip away, though.
If you’re really interested, you want to make sure your first impression is as good as possible, but we also know that some of us are just naturally shy and a bit of a wallflower. So how do you do it? Do you start with a funny joke? Or with one of those insightful questions to get the conversation going?
We’ve got you covered, so there is no reason to hide in a corner. We’ve pulled together an arsenal of icebreaker jokes and puns that work wonders! We also included some more serious yet interesting questions that can help you fill the awkward silences when you find yourself stuck for something to say. Good luck!
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What’s a horrible icebreaker? The Titanic.
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Tobacco companies kill their best customers.
#10
People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now.
#11
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
#12
If shorts are called shorts, why aren't pants called longs?
#14
What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
#15
What do superheroes put in their drinks? Just ice!
#17
You don’t own money, it’s just your turn with it.
#18
What's the worst thing you ever did as a kid and got away with?
#19
What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.
#20
What did the rug say to the floor? Do not move! I have got you covered!
#22
At the very start, let me say that we both have something in common. You don't know what I'm going to say, and neither do I.
#26
Why do Eskimos build so many igloos? Because they love to ice-o-late themselves.
#30
Being scared to check your bank account is the adult version of being scared to check your grades.
#31
I've only been fired from a job once. It was a calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
#33
What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
#36
Do you ever lay looking up at the stars and think of all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a D in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
#38
If you had to use a fake name, what name would you make up?
#39
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke?'
#40
When I meet people, I immediately start talking about global warming. It’s a real ice breaker.
#45
I cooked dinner for my family last night and it was going to be a surprise, but the fire trucks ruined it.
#48
I recently started speed reading. So far, I can read “War and Peace” in ten seconds. It’s only three words, but it’s a start.
#63
What’s a comedian’s least favorite drink? Booze!
#69
If everyone blinked in sync nobody would know that other people blinked.
#70
You know what can really ruin a Friday? Remembering it’s only Thursday.
#71
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
#72
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
#73
When I meet new people, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real ice breaker.
#74
Catch a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
#75
The gym is like a church. Everyone thinks they can go for an hour and erase their sins from the week.
#76
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.
#90
I moved into a bungalow recently. I was going to move into a house, but that’s another storey!
#101
My girlfriend asked me to buy something that makes her look sexy again, so I got a crate of lager in.
#105
What did the man say when he slipped and fell on ice? Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder!
#110
So, do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want to walk by me again?
#111
Other than my sparkling wit, what's the one thing you would want to have if you were stuck on a desert island?
#112
Everyone is gifted, it’s just that some people never open the package.
#115
Does it annoy you too that 24-hour clocks never actually show the time 24:00? Like it gets to 23:59 and then goes straight to 00:00. What are your thoughts on this issue?
#117
What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? Rough! Rough!
#119
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and suddenly turned into a field!
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