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50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The “I’m The Main Character” Online Group
It’s perfectly normal to focus on your own interests and goals in life. As they say, you have to be the hero of your own story. But that shouldn’t let you become so full of yourself, you genuinely start to believe the world revolves only around you. Unfortunately, there are far too many people who assume exactly that.
Thanks to the I’m The Main Character subreddit, we see their ridiculous behavior out in the open. With 283K members and counting, this community is dedicated to sharing "videos, pics, and screenshots of people who think they are the main character," and rightfully blasting them online.
From feeling the right to have a photoshoot virtually anywhere to constantly asking "do you know who I am", Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts that vividly illustrate just how entitled some people can be. So continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed shaming most and let us know your thoughts in the comments!
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#1
Someone Isn't Taking This Whole Wedding Thing Serious...
Squawkleo 3 years ago
You're getting married? Here's a picture of my b******e for the family album.
MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago
That's something I'd expect from a cat! :D
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
This is such a wonderfully sweet wedding photo! Even the dog is over the moon for them. I would frame and display this special moment with pride.
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#2
This Little Rodent Trying To Be The Centre Of Attention
Vic 3 years ago
But, trying? I think the critter is doing it quite successfully..
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Jaekry 3 years ago
It's indeed already quite old. Yet still a lovely example!!
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#3
You Ain't All That
Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago
You can tell a lot by her Twitter account name "A Pretty Big Deal" 🙄
Michelle A 3 years ago
Very eye roll worthy. Mine almost got stuck after reading that twitter name.
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Buren 3 years ago
Of all the s**t social media lies that people are pulling, I believe you have a point
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TrickQuestion 3 years ago
was just about to comment on that. Plus, joke on tomato!
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
He wasn't even paying attention to her but she's looking at his phone...maybe someone wanted to be "baby doll".
André Roth 3 years ago
His phone rang on a plane? Are there antennas in the clouds? If you're not at the airport with the plane doors open, you don't have any conection to the phone net. I call BS.
Jefferson Selvy 3 years ago
Newer Boeing and Airbus planes maintain a connection to the cell network
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Gypsy Rose 3 years ago
Her instagram is just carefully curated filters. No real substance here.
Micah 3 years ago
I was going to say this. Just looked her up and it's 85% selfies with filters.
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LMW 3 years ago
Did you HAVE to specify "black." It shouldn't matter what race it is!! Shame on you
People who act like self-absorbed, entitled jerks whose life needs to be the center of everyone’s attention often possess the main character syndrome. It’s probably safe to say that nearly everyone has encountered a person like this — whether they're an aspiring artist, influencer, or simply were told they deserve more and are better than everyone else ever since they were a child.
It’s important to note that the main character syndrome is not an actual condition. It’s rather a term that refers to someone who acts as if they’re the star in the movie about their life. And spotting such people is quite easy. They’re always at the center of drama and believe everyone from their manager to their neighbor is a villain or simply there to support their leading role.
#4
Gas Is The Main Character Now
Reyna avila ramirez-arellano 3 years ago
off-topic, but your name is so pretty!!
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JASH80 3 years ago
whoa.. to be that confident.. a guy could stop me, tell me to my face he likes what he sees and I still would think he was talking to some girl behind me
StarmanWaitingInTheSky 3 years ago
Took me a bit to get it. Knew right away those guys were referring to the gas price.
Mary Mosher 3 years ago
Gas in Canada is currently $1.77 per litre in NS, there are 3.7854 litres in a US gallon, so we are paying $6.70 Canadian per gallon.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
It's above $2 a litre in Australia, but I got lost trying to work out the conversion lol
Load More Replies... StarmanWaitingInTheSky 3 years ago
LOL I checked it out on Twitter. She got mad at everyone telling her it's not about her LOL. She really wanted that attention.
#5
There’s Always Two Sides To The Story…
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
It's already borderline rude to interrupt his family outing and completely unacceptable to push his kids and then complain. Most celebrities are pretty cool when you ask them for selfies, but also please respect their privacy.
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago
Yeah this and I always feel that if their with their kids or out doing normal family activities then they should be off limits. Celebs ask to be famous, their kids don’t. Have some respect.
Load More Replies... JASH80 3 years ago
I've seen quite a few celebs in Switzerland and worked with some of them and they always said how nice and polite we were here, not asking for autographs, just letting them mind their business. I cannot understand why people feel entitled to a celebritie's time and attention.. being an actor does not mean you have to dedicate your entire life to fans
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Terry seems like an absolute delight so to piss him off and then ask for a picture? He's not wrong to say no.
#6
Facepalm Moment For The “Ig Baddie”
Miles Mawyer 3 years ago (edited)
Life lesson: If you use the phrase "Do you know who I am?", then you are actually not as important as you think you are.
Alan Saunders 3 years ago
There was a wonderful ad on SA TV, where the self-important dude at the airport asks the girl at the counter "Do you know who I am?" and she announces "Attention, there's a gentleman here who doesn't know who he is; if anyone can help him, ... etc"
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Thomas E S Thomas 3 years ago
I had to look up the term IG Baddie. Apparently it's someone who records themselves doing their own makeup on InstaGram in order to appear 'flawless'.
Micah 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but clues cost $1.49 + tax (where applicable).
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Emily Stone 3 years ago
Did she have an accent you couldn't quite place? It was probly Anna Delvey
Grant Caldwell 3 years ago
I very much would like to hear what came next. Did the if girl cry, or scream? I need answers.
According to Phil Reed, Ph.D., a professor of psychology at Swansea University, the main character syndrome is a vague term that has more media and social media usage than scientific.
"The term refers to a wide range of behaviors and thoughts, but, at root, it is when somebody presents, or imagines, themself as the lead in a sort of fictional version of their life (usually their own, although sometimes, disturbingly, somebody else’s), and presents that 'life' through social media."
#7
I Mean...
Remi 3 years ago
Your parents are time travellers and copied the name from this random person's daughter. That's the only possible explanation. 😸
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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
Kenzie Kay Kendrick, took over the daily bugle after J Jonah Jameson
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chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
anyone see the third-last? does this woman ACTUALLY THINK that because her daughter's middle name is Kay, then she must have started a naming fad?
Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago (edited)
Kenzie Kay? Just... wow. I just hope the last name isn't Kensington or something like that.
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
very interesting. my sister's middle name is kay, and she was born in 1952. bet she predates both of them
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Kay was also my grandma's middle name. She'd be over 100 now. Love and miss you grandma.
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... So She Would Understand!!
MiriPanda 3 years ago
And that was like two weeks into the first lockdown... Bloody attention w****s...
Peter Liddle 3 years ago
He was actually faking it. He was making fun of people complaining about lockdowns. The media just used it to shame him.
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Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
At the risk of being down voted, the guy who brought up Anne Frank was being extremely toxic. People can have a bad day even if someone else once had it much worse. The only reason to bring it up is to shame them. That's toxic. It's like if someone says they're starving because they skipped lunch and you respond with "how dare you complain about being hungry, when there are people dying of starvation!"
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Exactly thinking just the same. Just because he has a twelve million dollar home doesn't mean he can't be depressed or something.
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Hawkmoon 3 years ago
The only bright side of the Covid crisis is that a lot of people have realized that these "celebrities" live in another world and are just attention seekers (to be polite) who don't deserve it.
Phil Vaive 3 years ago
They were mocking the rich people who actually did this
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Ashen Rayne 3 years ago (edited)
One, it was a parody of celebs doing that. A little humor to friends, if you will. Second, nonbinary, so they/them. Third, imagine you had depression and someone labeled a photo of you as "struggling with depression while having a fun life with few worries". That "at 12mil dollar home" line distorts what this is.
bumble bee 3 years ago
Anne Frank did not live in a cupboard. They live in an attic space with a few rooms accessed through a secret entrance behind a bookcase.
Paul Davis 3 years ago
Yeah this is me when the quarantine ends and I have to go back out among all those damned people
Phil Vaive 3 years ago
Hey everyone! They were making fun of the rich people who actually did this. The media just took it and ran the wrong way with it
Munchkin 3 years ago
he looks bored in the first pic, looks a little sad in the middle one, and in the third one ACTS LIKE HIS WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE IS COLLAPSING come on we're all dealing with it you live in a much better house seriously what is there to complain about
Phil Vaive 3 years ago
They were mocking people who did this, it was a joke
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Cresty Fan 3 years ago
It's not that rich people won't have meltdown, but posting it is too much.
Om 3 years ago
their post was actually making fun at people having "meltdowns", but now they're being included in the same bag as the people that were having meltdowns for real
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Main Character Moment Irl
indiecognition 3 years ago
Not just the main character, but the goodest. That pup deserves an entire streetcar!
It's Me 3 years ago (edited)
I suppose for every downvote dog on a log gets you get another upvote. And goodest is so a word!
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Sure, almost everyone showcases a slightly better version of themselves, especially online. Some folks engage in self-image manipulation because they feel the need to highlight their best and most memorable moments. At the same time, they tend to leave out the mundane. Usually, there are not that many things for people to promote and boast about in their daily routines. That’s why some come up with and share stories that would still make their life seem exciting.
#10
Flexing Your Louis Vuitton Bag On The Rails That Transported Countless Jews To Their Death
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago (edited)
And sadly very common. Seen it loads of times with different people posing there.
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Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
When I visited Auschwitz, I was traumatised, the horrors are unfathomable. To care more about a bag just shows the level of self absorption of this uncaring wretch.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
I could barely speak for a couple of hours after. Did they even understand any of it?
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UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
Louis Vuitton is ugly! Oh, and this guy needs a punch in the face.
Nitro Codes 3 years ago
WHY STOP AT A PUNCH ROUNDHOUSE KICK HIM TO MARS LET HIM FLEX THERE
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Francisco Scaramanga 3 years ago
During World War II, the Louis Vuitton company actively supported the Nazi army, even the company itself did not deny it. So I think that the photo with their logo against this background fits, although all this is extremely sad.
Mazer 3 years ago
I have seen a couple of these and worse, what the hell is wrong with people. Never mind. Rhetorical question. Heavy sigh
Jaekry 3 years ago
Nah, don't EVER stop using common sense. ... Perhaps a tap on their shoulder, if you can find the courage (it's not your job at all, but it might help your own sanity and their oblivious mind): do you know where you are!?
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#11
Perhaps An OG Main Character?
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
So maybe she wanted to get used to the situation - maybe because she was smoking!
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#12
What Can I Say
Kitty Xander 3 years ago
So now we can get into a Netflix series by sticking out your tongue and flexing your long red nails? Count me in!
QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago
I have claws and a forked tongue, does that count?
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Random Anon 3 years ago
Why the tongue? Is she confusing Netflix with some other streaming service?
Georgia Hebert 3 years ago
Is her tongue hanging out her mouth supposed to make her prettier? Because, in my opinion, it doesn't.
Brivid 3 years ago
Oh she's trying to let everyone know she is sexy AND fun!
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Serial pacifist 3 years ago
"The Attack of the Bee-stung Egomaniacs with a Stroke" is about to be shot soon. Better prepare!
L Melville 3 years ago
Not just ON a Netflix show. She wants to be the STAR of said show. lol
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Reed argued that presenting different aspects of themselves in different situations and contexts to highlight aspects of their personality is entirely acceptable. "In fact, this may make social interactions easier and safer."
But in contrast, "those with main character syndrome seem to want to be somebody else entirely. So, while almost everybody will self-present, to some extent, not everybody has main character syndrome."
It turns out that such a mentality can come with a sense of entitlement. Well, no wonder why. These characters can be delusional about their reality and often present a false image of themselves, believing they somehow deserve our attention by simply uploading countless photos of themselves and sharing their thoughts online. "Digital communication platforms make it easier for people to fall into the trap of main character syndrome," the professor explained.
#13
Does This Count?
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
She didn't have any personality traits and by the time of her final malfunction I've been calling her either "hey you" or "my ball and chains" for so long that I've forgotten her name.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
I'm descended from Mormon polygamists. In the cemetery of one of the ancestral towns the men have huge, elaborate monuments, and arrayed next to them are the small, plain headstones of their wives. Or the wives' names are engraved on the base of the men's monuments.
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Should try burying his ego next to it, would take up an acre of land, but it would be worth it.
#14
Your Parents Died? I’m Sorry But That Bothers Me
William Stevenson 3 years ago
Yes apparently if something bad happened to YOU and you ever mention it, then it becomes you traumatizing ME. It's a new thing, we sent out a memo.
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kjorn 3 years ago
sorry to traumatised you with my parents death... are you ok? do you want water? tissue? a punch in your face?
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I have mental issues with certain topics, as my dad experienced a traumatic brain injury when I was 18 and died last year after 21 years of being disabled. I’m still not over his death OR the accident. But I STILL try to listen to my friends/co-workers/people I’m friendly with, if they have problems/traumas. Helping someone else can sometimes help YOUR traumas/healing.
XRaine 3 years ago
it depends whether they actually said "shut up" or if they were just like "hey, im really sorry that happened to you but I have some really negative emotions about this topic and im not emotionally prepared to talk about this right now, sorry". the first one IS bad, but the second one is very valid, imo
Cath poop 3 years ago
There's no indication she handled this maturely, but good for you trying to come up with a scenario where this person would be anything other than absolute trash.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
“I’ve experienced loss. My favorite shirt got a bleach spot on the front. So I can’t listen to your traumadump about your parents, it triggers me and reminds me of the loss of my shirt.”
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MC Gets Called Out
Newt but not Thomas 3 years ago
Original tweet by Thomas Sanders, a youtuber and Floridian.
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Rahul Pawa 3 years ago (edited)
If they call in the order, the person answering has to type it in to the computer. Normally they type whatever the customer said, but the order-taker *could* put in something like this on their own. Not sure why they would.
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
I think this was Thomas Sanders, but I had gathered that he was trying to make a joke? I don’t remember the whole thing. Not to mention Thomas Sanders is one of the least self-absorbed internet people I’ve seen.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago (edited)
Guess even ego cases need some affection too.
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Reed also mentioned it could be suggested that main character syndrome "shares traits with psychological problems, like narcissistic personality disorder, and any disorder involving delusions." While this might only be the case for a minority of people, "this type of fantasy can lead to behaviors that eventually mimic those seen in personality disorders" if it becomes too rooted in the person's mind.
He continued: "Escape-maintained fantasy behaviors may also be a severe problem for those vulnerable to developing psychological issues, like anxiety and depression, and not just personality disorders."
#16
Entitled Lady Ranting About Her Wedding
Carbonel 3 years ago (edited)
Please please please please please can we find out if she ended up eloping in a massive huff?
Monday 3 years ago
I'm holding out hope her husband-to-be saw the post and bolted. Imagine being married to someone like this.
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Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)
So basically, loaded wallets are friends. On a budget? Sod off peasant!
Miles Mawyer 3 years ago
"good luck keeping up with our lives then." Unbelievable... It's sad people think facebook is that important. I don't have facebook, so I have to *GASP* talk to my friends!
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
so… just- get married?? in?? the states?? you don’t HAVE to have a destination wedding
Iampenny 3 years ago
but...(assuming, by "the states" you mean the USA) Hawaii IS in The States.....
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Lara Verne 3 years ago
So, perhaps I can spare $2k. But I'm not gonna waste it on your wedding.
#17
Family Photo
Robert T 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, but I think he was aiming for the wooden floor. Gotta get that mahogany look!
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Prestigous Cactus 3 years ago
If I put that much effort into looking that ripped, I fear I might be tempted to show off in every photo as well. For that reason, I will not be working out, really its the considerate thing to do.
Nitro Codes 3 years ago
Prestigious Cactus is kind. Prestigious Cactus knows what they care about. Be like Prestigious Cactus.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
Is he doing it again mom? Just ignore him and smile for the nice camera, son
Munchkin 3 years ago (edited)
i thought he was a very shiny roast chicken at first by his color
Auntriarch 3 years ago
I'm glad it's not just me thinking that, though it is close to lunch time
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Random Anon 3 years ago
It's one of those photos, you burn or put in a box somewhere labelled "shamefui" never to be seen again.
#18
Can't Have The Same Top As Me
SCP 504 3 years ago
Guess us at this uniform school are being rude to each other
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Astrid Habie 3 years ago
Not me sending people who complimented my outfit the link to the store, although I hate when I stumble on another person wearing the same outfit as mine, shucks
Blackstone 3 years ago
If someone says the like something I have, I feel rude if I don't instantly provide them with not only the store name, but also check for them to see if it's still in stock and which location has it or send them the Amazon link if applicable. I have no idea why I'm this way.
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Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Hate to catch while she's actually being rude or bitchy or snotty or anything.
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
I would have said, "well I'm wearing skin... maybe don't copy me by having any too?"
Treating others like props and having the urge to always be at the center of everyone’s attention should never be justified. However, "some view main character syndrome as a form of empowerment — a way of reinventing oneself to take control". But Reed explained this could just add to the problems of that person.
"If somebody needs to reinvent themself, then there is more than likely something fundamentally wrong with their life and/or their living environment. Developing a digital fantasy-life is, at best, a distraction, that will fuel further problems, and prevent the person from addressing what needs to be addressed," the professor noted.
#19
Big Mc Vibes On This One
Sarah Richardson 3 years ago
The ‘heroically’ bit is what you would call British Sarcasm. In other words -she’s being a k*****d
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Aileen Grist 3 years ago
I used to work for a tour company - when we first started going to Kenya we had several complaints about there being black people, even in the hotel. Oh and wild animals there too.
Michelle A 3 years ago
Noooo! I cannot! Lol! People really are this clueless. Guess they missd geography classes
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago (edited)
Literally: "The entertainment in the hotel was all focused and catered for the Spanish - why can't the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?" By the way, I'm going to Italy.
Load More Replies... Andy Williams 3 years ago
Oh so this is the reason people assume us Brits are imbeciles. I thought it was just about me....
John Baker 3 years ago
Actually, I assumed the entire story was satire - and I'm not the least bit surprised that most "pandas" didn't get the joke.
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 3 years ago (edited)
i'm not surprised. Everytime i go, many English or German tourists who come to visit (invade?) the south of Portugal complain that everything is written and spoken in Portuguese. Daaaaaa !?
Lara Verne 3 years ago
My visit in zoo was ruined by the presence of too many animals. My visit in library was ruined by the presence of too many books.
#20
No Words
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
What happened to "happy wife, happy life"? I got turned into "happy spouse, happy house", as in the happiness of both partners matter, not just the females in marriages.
lenka 3 years ago
Yeah. My husband says Happy Wife Happy Life all the time. He says it because its his way of reminding me that I am important and special in his life and it makes me smile, but we both know it goes both ways!
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Lizzie Smith 3 years ago (edited)
$80k on a wedding and people are using food banks. The world is screwed.
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
I was thinking of the couple in Turkey who had a huge wedding feast and invited as many refugees as could come. Now that is great!
Load More Replies... Honu 3 years ago
Seriously, son, you've been warned. She has showed you who she is. This isn't just wedding stress which will be over by the honeymoon. There will always be something and she will always expect you to be her beast of burden.
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Random Panda 3 years ago
Should have dumped her as soon as she quit her job to do wedding planning. Shows where her priorities are.
Vicki Thill 3 years ago
Huh, odd that it's "always been her dream wedding" my dream wedding from childhood was me walking down the concrete sidewalk next to my husband (a kitchen mop), my little sister was the minister who sang us 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star', we then ditched him (the mop) to go dance and eat on top of the picnic table. I don't know how all these little girls dream of an 80,000 dollar wedding as a child, when mine only included a mop and a bologna sandwich.
Red rockin lobster 3 years ago
I'm getting married in June and we organize everything online, during weekends and sometimes after work. Some days we don't even think about it. We're organizing guests from different countries but I still haven't found shoes...should I quit my job?
Thomas Ewing 3 years ago
Cancel EVERYTHING until the world is perfect, then keep it that way. We'll show'em!
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Ironically She Is Doing The Same Terrible Things To Those Others
William Stevenson 3 years ago
Damn it, Kitty! Pregnancy was her thing and now...God I swear some people
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Sherman Von Gee 3 years ago
lol. That kids in for a lifetime of disappointment n a parent who will constantly make her feel like s**t because of her own Jealousy. I would know. That's what my dumbass mother did. Lol. Whoops is this considered trauma dumping? Where do I pick up my "you're officially cancelled" card? Is there an exit interview
Load More Replies... Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
Yes, will be so sad to have same-age playmates.
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Summer Mason 3 years ago
I lost my God damn baby to sids. And I still can't be this hateful and up tight. Be happy for people. Jesus.
Béatrice Gallet 3 years ago
If she wanted to be pregnant just to feel special, I pity her child Wich is not important for her !
kath morgan 3 years ago
Meanwhile, My cousins coordinated their pregnancies so they’d have each other to relate to and support.
Blackstone 3 years ago
Right? I was stoked to have some many of my friends be pregnant at a similar time so our kids could grow up together.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
That'll be next, hope it doesn't have Kay as a middle name
Load More Replies... Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Wait til she finds out that her kid won't be the only one in their school...
Mária Dusová 3 years ago
I was pregnant with my frist baby almost exactly the same time as my friend. It was one of the best things that ever happened to me. We went through all the same things at the same time and it was great. Thanks to the pregnancy we became best friends.
#22
Jackson Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes Brother, Tries To Destroy A Small Business Because They Didn’t Have Enough Seating For His Large Party
NsG 3 years ago
I have no idea who this idiot, or his brother are. But I would very much like to visit this establishment, wherever it is - the picture looks cosy.
Alban Bizet 3 years ago
After a quick google I found out this guys is crying on vista because media are destroying his life………… https://nypost.com/2022/03/03/jackson-mahomes-media-is-destroying-my-life/
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Man between this idiot and Mahomes girlfriend, I have never seen such disrespect in a long time. Their parents should be ashamed. They literally walked and danced all over a memorial square on the field. Poured soda on fans of opposing teams. Entitlement.
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Btw he's done this same thing TWICE since this episode. He does not care.
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Munchkin 3 years ago
it makes me mad that they said that they were sorry so much, but it makes me happy that all their apologies had a twist to them
Cadfael 3 years ago
Their apology was a lesson in class and the cleverest disguised sarcasm I have read for some time.
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Valerie Smart 3 years ago
“We survived a Global pandemic , we'll survive your ego. “ BEST LINE EVER
Porch Santa 3 years ago
I feel the need to visit this bar and buy a round for the staff, high fives, and an obscenely large tip
#23
Because What Else Could This TV Be Here For?
Jo Morris 3 years ago (edited)
I think you made a typo there. It should be "seconds" instead of "minutes" ;)
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Oh, c’mon, he clearly HAS a shirt on, it’s just being worn above his nipples XD
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#24
Imagine....
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
I'd screen shot this and add it to the thread faster than you can say Jack Knife
Random Anon 3 years ago
People these days are like adults with stunted mental growth. Grown ass men and women seeking approval from random strangers for their lives. Often made-up, exaggerated lives at that.
Kelzbelz79 3 years ago
I would of screenshot the message and posted it in the comments of a post.
Jason Mills 3 years ago
I wonder if people were like this since caveman times. Cave paintings were the OG Facebook lol.
Marla 3 years ago
I just drew a guy being chased by a sabertooth tiger and it bothers me that you just HAD to draw a guy being chased by a wooly mammoth right underneath it. Sometimes I wonder why I even bothered with this art degree...
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#25
Babe Douche Thinks That Littering In A National Park And Endangering People And Animals Below Him Is Worthy Of A Photo Op Of Him Hitting Baseballs For Some Reason
Tad Hovet 3 years ago
He's got a shirt with RIP on it, I wouldn't doubt he's fulfilling a final request and hitting his friends ashes into the grand canyon.
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Mazer 3 years ago
It’s a new trend, shooting golf balls into pristine areas, like in Death Valley at the Devils Golf course (I can see a moron not getting that the name is not an invitation), tagging ROCKS miles from the trailhead, rock stacking (Yosemite National Park had to put up signs due to the damage being done), stealing pictographs or adding one of your own to an ancient site, trying to lay down next to a hauled out seal for a selfie (prohibited by law to get too close) I even saw a sailboat deliberately move in too close to a humpback whale and her calf feeding below the Golden Gate Bridge, which could have resulted in injury or death to either species. SMH
NOLAHusker 3 years ago
It looks like he's wearing an RIP shirt. Sure he wasn't hitting a ball full of someone's ashes into the canyon?
Alex Ernst 3 years ago
From the shirt I think he might be doing it as like a bucket list thing for a friend. Still dumb though.
Yaeji DunGiva 3 years ago
not as bad but I saw this guy the other day walkin with a cup of dunkin guess he was done with it because he just put it down next to a fire hydrant and walked away. meanwhile there's a garbage across the st.
Eulalie Grace 3 years ago
I see that every day. Masks and other people-generated trash, and YES, a garbage can nearby. Makes me want to scream.
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phil blanque 3 years ago
He should be made to recover his balls, or we will take his balls away from him.
#26
Imagine Being Opressed By Ice Cream
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!
adiiantryx 3 years ago
eid is coming up and here's gillette advertising razors! Beards are sacred in islam! Didn't realise gillette was anti-islam
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Mika N 3 years ago
Ugh, as a Christian these kinds of reactions are so frustrating. One person paints the rest of the group so badly, when the "thousands of Catholics" would never have even thought to complain about something like this.
Parmeisan 3 years ago
For what it's worth, I think most of us know that not all Catholics are bad. Like most groups, Christians have a few bad, very loud apples, and lots of quiet-but-nice folks.
Load More Replies... Random Anon 3 years ago
If you failed your fast because of some temptation, it not the fault of that temptation. Rather, it's your lack of will. And this blame shuffling is showing your weakness of mind and lack of understanding in your own faith.
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
I wonder if she watched television that day. I bet there was more than ice cream being advertised. People just like to look for drama anywhere they can. If they can't find some, they just create it.
Twit Hunch 3 years ago
They just should have been clearer with their message: "Giving you what you need today. But NOT YOU! But, yes, you. And you, and you. NOT YOU!! You? Yes. You? NO!! NOT YOU!! You, you, you, you, you, you, you, NOT YOU, you, NOT YOU, and you....Not you."
#27
'smile' For My Friend's Suicide!
Munchkin 3 years ago
are you sure you haven't been the same since? because it looks like you're having a lot of fun in that picture
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Maybe she's just an absolute f*ck and likes it when other people suffer.
Load More Replies... Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Using her friend's suicide as an attention grab, and making sure she looks her best while doing it. 🙄
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
At first, I thought it was tacky that she would include a photo of her deceased friend without their permission, but then I realised ...
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
My best friend killed himself in 2016, on the day he died I go and sit at his grave on my own and drink some whiskey and tell him what's been going on.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago (edited)
I know that it doesn't help, but for what it's worth, I am truly sorry for your loss.
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Anne Edwards 3 years ago
I'd say she's much less than okay. Much, much less.
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buttonpusher 3 years ago (edited)
Ugh reminds me of when a girl in school died from leukemia. Loads of people jumped on the grief bandwagon. All of a sudden she was everyone's best friend. You had girls making a big scene, breaking down crying and wailing. Then moments later it would all stop. The usual attention seeking suspects. I felt sad for her two actual best friends, who were genuinely grief stricken. They handled it with dignity.
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
That smile looks ever so slightly on the side of demented. I think this lady would benefit from some therapy
#28
Instagram “Model” At Her Dads Funeral
Mazer 3 years ago
That smell isn’t coming from the bottom of your shoe, no you didn’t step in dogshit, that smell is coming from your soul.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
I wasn't the only one to ask what she thought she'd stepped in then?
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I've never understood photos at a funeral...why? Like this isn't something I want to document.
rumade 3 years ago
Some people like it as a final memory. But I wouldn't share them publicly.
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Evan Sloane 3 years ago
Swap the father and her please! Shameful, shameful, SHAMEFUL.
Load More Replies... Munchkin 3 years ago (edited)
why are you wearing such a revealing and inappropriate dress to your "best friend's" FUNERAL???
BusLady 3 years ago
So she can steal attention away from the person everyone is actually there for.
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I Need Decades Of Psychotherapy After Finding This Dudes Page
Nathaniel 3 years ago
So he is saying he causes cancer, depression and suicidal thoughts. Yeah what a catch. Toxic af.
C. D. McCullum 3 years ago
And drives women to become gay, does he even hear how that sounds?!
Load More Replies... K Witmer 3 years ago
I think he's the actual cause of all that trauma. At least he told everyone who he is now we can run far away when we see him. I wish people like this had a stamp in their forehead.
Donkey boi 3 years ago
Hmmm... Lets see... After being with you, they need therapy and sometimes feel suicidal. Yet you don't see the connection but think that must make you a good person??? Also, do you even know what mathematics is?
Piet Puk 3 years ago
Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzales did a wonderful video about this douche. Check it on YT for a good time.
Kona 3 years ago
YESSS I watched it a few years ago at my friend's house, super funny video
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Auntriarch 3 years ago
I'd bet my washing machine on fast spin does better, and the washing gets done
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Sasquatch The Almighty 3 years ago
Funny how he seems to have a LOT of ex's, who didn't want to stay with him... 🤔
#30
Everyone Knows A First Class Ticket Makes You Better Than Everyone Else
Auntriarch 3 years ago
I'm very much hoping he's lying, and that's not the mask he boarded with
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Scagsy 3 years ago (edited)
Hear me out... what if first class was a way of weeding out all the self-important, arrogant and egotistical people and stashing them away from the rest of us so we can enjoy our flight in peace? The kicker is that they have to pay extra so we don't have to suffer their entitlement and relentless self-promotion. Thanks airlines!
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
Hear me out...what if they had a special section that they called extra special first class. They lead these ever so special people to a hidden door in the floor and drop them into the baggage area.
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Monkey Spunk 3 years ago
Maybe they felt sorry for you after the strip search exposed your... . inadequacy?
#31
Cool Story, Bro. No Mention Of Your Kids Or Their Costumes? Halloween Fun? Oh Well
lenka 3 years ago (edited)
None of those things scare us. The ignorance and selfishness however leave us terrified for the fate of humankind.
jammer 3 years ago
Where do these people get that others are ”scared” of plague rats? That’s q level ignorance of human emotions.
Seabeast 3 years ago
They have this notion that it's possible to scare off a virus by puffing out your chest and being macho.
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Paul Davis 3 years ago
This is as pitiful as those jackasses who tear around town on Friday night in their muscle cars proving they have the ability to push down on a gas pedal with their foot, and being a menace to everyone around them, but somehow imagining in their heads that everyone is amazed and impressed by their disgusting behavior.
Joel Hopkins 3 years ago
I don't know how old this is, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it at least a dozen times over on /r/HermanCainAwards . They don't want you shoving your "science" down their throats. Too bad they don't know what intubation is.
#32
Remember, If The Mc Dms You, You Better Respond
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Yes, of course, everything about this makes him seem like a catch and we should all try harder for him.
A B C 3 years ago (edited)
YESSIR! (or ma'am, anything in between or beyond that, but it'd lose the sarcastic snap)
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Jessica Bertram 3 years ago
yes Phil, bin thyself. for we are now going to take a little ride to the tip.
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Anne Edwards 3 years ago
As someone that can sometimes see the future, I see a block in his future. Many more to come.
#33
When You Use Your Nanas Death As An Excuse To Show Off Your Tattoos
MAL 3 years ago
Thinking about my dead grandma sure does make me want to strip naked and take a picture of myself. Douchebag.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Yes, nothing says respect for the matriarch like oiling your tatts and posing naked in the bathroom
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Nunya Bidness 3 years ago
This made me spit-take my coffee. Well done and thank you!
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I was just thinking about that myself… “Who did he ask to take a pic of him?!” But then I realized: we can only see the tub and part of the countertop… so I’m guessing he propped the phone on the toilet and set the timer, then SCRAMBLED to get into perfect position on the tub edge XD
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Siblings Aren’t Even Real People
Saint Thomas 3 years ago
It's called "sonder" : The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers passing in the street, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
I like thinking about that sometimes. There are so mamy people in the world, though, that sometimes it breaks my brain a bit XD.
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Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
I think it’s a joke- my siblings would 100% say the same about me lol.
Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Fact is, we may think it's all about us but we aren't nearly as important as ww think we are.
Blarrg 3 years ago
Speak for yourself. As it turns out, I'm even more important than I think I am. :)
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random user 3 years ago
And you may be the main character in your life but your just a background character to everybody else, Sharon
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
I'm not sure of the problem here..... a lot of people feel like this, basically everyone is the MC of their own story, and unless their life interacts with yours a whole lot, they can feel like that, if you only see a sibling once a year or something then Yeah they will be a f*****g side char
#35
Imagine Backing Up Traffic For A Photo
Lolly 3 years ago (edited)
All those drivers must have insane patience. I couldn't have just sat there while she did that
Delgada 3 years ago
Well, you can't hear honking on a photo, so who can tell?
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Mazer 3 years ago
Some moronic radio personality decided to pull an on the air live stunt, hired a limo and hair dresser, demanding the driver stop mid-span on the Oakland Bay bridge going into San Francisco one morning, in the middle of commute traffic. People were not amused. He apologized on air the next day but many people lost income, some lost their job because of his moronic behavior and sued him for damages, they all won. Same mentality
Twit Hunch 3 years ago
Ah, yes. "Mancow" Muller. Tried to claim it was "free speech." Moronic is the polite way to describe him. https://www.upi.com/Archives/1993/05/27/Radio-DJs-suspended-over-Bay-Bridge-stunt/1178738475200/ Years later, the broadcasting company had to pay $1.5 million to settle all those lawsuits, including paying half-a-million for free bridge tolls. Those wacky morning DJs! https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/3-free-days-on-Bay-Bridge-to-atone-for-DJ-haircut-3123363.php
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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Imagine being the first car in the line and knowing you can't just put your foot on the accelerator
#36
GF Posted Her New Giant Snails. The Reaction Of Someone She Doesn’t Even Talk To…
Man in the ceiling 3 years ago
And the reward for “least asked” goes to… WEIRD FACEBOOK PERSON! *Pre-recorded clapping*
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kath morgan 3 years ago
Why would you tell them??? I have a few friends muted for various reasons and you don’t just TELL them! Christ.
Allison B 3 years ago
Exactly! I had a similar situation where a good friend of mine got a spider as a pet so I just muted them and stuck to dms to chat.
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Enby.Minecraft.Bee. 3 years ago
*Gary the snail comes on TV* NO GET IT AWAY FROM ME *Throws TV*
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
if you have a phobia THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THE PERSON WHO ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED IT KAREN
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
just text back "cool story, but don't worry, I'll block you so you never see them again!<3"
#37
Awkward For The Girls
Prestigous Cactus 3 years ago
Essentially we've just figured out that shows like The Bachelor/ette are super weird right?
Mandy 3 years ago
I think that was part of the screenshot. If he wrote it, it would say "me" but also show up in the screenshot.
Load More Replies... Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
I don't have a Tinder account myself, but I'm pretty sure it's not how it works.
#38
When Influencers Completely Ignore Signs In Nature And Then Proudly Brag About It To Hundreds Of Followers
Kitty Xander 3 years ago
This is just ignorance of the wildlife. Like, seriously!? The world doesn't revolve around you!
Mazer 3 years ago
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I could care less if you pull this s**t anywhere else but at a fragile ecosystem which has taken thousands of years to get just right and will be destroyed by a narcissistic moron
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
Definitely. And most people probably couldn't care less about it, but it's "couldn't care less", not "could care less". I know this isn't very important right now but I just wanted to let you and others reading this know :)
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
Hey I illegally trespassed in a restricted, protected area! Don't you wish you were a happy criminal like me?
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I went to look at her Instagram and she literally looks different in every single photo XD
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Katinka Min 3 years ago
Yeha, don't do that near the baltic sea, when there is a No HiKing sign. You ight step on old ammunition or a mine and Happy gal goes bye bye.
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
Please ignore the No Hiking sign near the Baltic Sea, they're just trying to stop you from seeing all the beautiful and amazing things there.
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I Don’t Know This Guy Well But I Don’t Think He’s Joking?
Thistle 3 years ago
the amount of people on the nice list are dwindling, like his facebook followers
Load More Replies... Paul Davis 3 years ago
I keep wondering how to people like this have anyone following them at any point?
adiiantryx 3 years ago
i mean, i don't think those people he's threatening to ghost want to talk anyway so...
Sasquatch The Almighty 3 years ago
Next year? By the look of his profile pic he's already 102. Calm down, Methuselah
#40
Douche At 17 Years Of Age
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
lmaoo this comment has made me snort really loud 💀💀
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Petros Vrasivanopoulos 3 years ago
wow, inferiority complex much? all my gfs have been white(im white european)big deal there are beautiful women everywhere just makes him sound like a creep
Kyle D 3 years ago
I love how his flex is 'using Quora'. A site littered w/ bots & troll questions about diapers, spanking 13 year old girls, 11 year old runaways, and now practically every other question is related to Will Smith and Chris Rock.
BorrowedThoughts 3 years ago
Its also full of homophobes, transphobes, racists and people who poke fun at other's religions
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Catherine Binder 3 years ago
He doesn't study low IQ subjects like that Leonardo Da Vinci chump.
Load More Replies... Mir Adwari 3 years ago
Can he find a room big enough for his ego? Honestly surprised he thinks anyone could possibly be good enough for him. Form an orderly queue ladies. What no one interested? What a shock!
Sarah 3 years ago
I feel like maybe this guy hates himself. And he's making it pretty easy for people to agree with him.
rumade 3 years ago (edited)
Definitely self hate vibes. I guess his parents are first generation immigrants and he was maybe teased for it growing up, so now he brags about his light skin, white ex girlfriends, and preferring Italian food over Indian.
Load More Replies... Susie Elle 3 years ago
I would pay money to get people (men in particular) to stop referring to alpha/beta/sigma males.
βud Small 3 years ago (edited)
I'm a guy and don't even know what those really mean...or care lol...
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Persecution Complex Cringe
Scagsy 3 years ago
Please don't be hating on this dude. Somebody stole his meme to preach their nonsense. Here's (what I think is) the original. practicing...a3646f.jpg 
Cresty Fan 3 years ago
Jeez, BP should probably review their material before posting misleading stuff like this.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Because you're not a True Believer (tm) unless you have a persecution complex the size of the Vatican.
Josh Cutts 3 years ago
I want to upvote this comment more than I’m allowed!
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Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
If I rolled my eyes any harder from this post, they'd fall out of my head
#42
A Christian Who Thinks They Are A Representative For All Christian People
2022emmam trent 3 years ago
And they're so rude that everybody just assumes all Christians are rude. Not all of us are. I try to be as kind as possible and if you have to make a rude comment about Christians, please just say SOME. This is the same as saying. Russians are awful because they attacked Ukraine. Some Russians didn't want that while others did and people only focus on the bad, not the good people.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
So co-existing peacefully with people different from you is un-Christian? Well that doesn't exactly make your religion look good, now does it? Ass.
kybourbonpearls 3 years ago
As a Christian, this sickens me. People like this are the reason the rest of us are called crazy bible thumpers. I don't have to agree with your beliefs and that's ok. I will love you no matter what.
CatWoman312 3 years ago
I had this sticker on my car and it is crazy how many people got offended by it. Do they not even understand what it means?
Spring Fisk 3 years ago (edited)
Yah, it is weird. Coexist means to exist in the same place and unusually peacefully. I think the disconnect may be getting confused with "all religions are the same". They are not the same and that is ok, we can still get along.
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Bee she/her 3 years ago
No, as a Christian, since I have authority to speak for the millions of people who participate in this faith, Please leave the cross it coordinates with our beliefs 🙂
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
Mistreating their cross....which was used to nail people to untill they died. Xian logic.
Ben Steinberg 3 years ago
Thank goodness the Romans didn't execute people via enema...just think of the necklaces! /s
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Gluten_free 3 years ago
With all due respect, this person should not speak for the entirety of the Christian community, and as an Adventist, I think this is a great sticker. 😂
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lovemy suffolk 3 years ago
There us a big difference between Christian and religious. If you read the I le, Jesus is all about love and not judging others. It God's job to judge, not mine. My job is to love others and to encourage them to love others to encourage them to love others etc etc
#43
I Look Good In White, And That’s What Matters At Someone Else’s Wedding
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Sounds to me you wore white because your cousin was blind. I suppose your gonna save it for her funeral because you look so beautiful in white. Just go away!
Load More Replies... Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
She doubted anyone would notice she was wearing white at a wedding? Oh lord.
A B C 3 years ago
Yeah, cause the bride is blind. Makes sense, doesn't it? 👨🏫
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
A white maxi dress to someone else's wedding? And she thinks nobody would think it was odd? Was she carrying flowers too, just because she thinks they're pretty?
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
She thinks it's okay because the bride is blind. That makes her an absolute dou*he.
Load More Replies... Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Omg mint green, pastel pink, pastel blue even cottontail yellow, f**k me, all those colours make dark skin pop without insulting a wedding party
Christina T 3 years ago
Unless your whole family, with the exception of you, is blind, they were bound to notice you wore white to your cousin's wedding.
Yolanda Flowers 3 years ago
I hate this new generation... The self-absorption is crazy
Load More Replies... Katinka Min 3 years ago
Do.Not.Wear.White.At.Someone.Elses.Wedding! Really, it is not that hard! wedding =/= white.
Fried Mermaid 3 years ago
"Since I wanted a break from work I decided to go" dear lord I really want to punch her
Mandy 3 years ago
That word encompasses every single comment on this thread! Thank you! 🤣
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Logan Paul Expects The Only Ambulance In The City To Rehydrate Him Via Iv, So That He Can Enjoy Nye With His Friends
Nathaniel 3 years ago
What a complete tool. Is he unable to rehydrate himself? Also, just a thought, if you do not feel well enough to go out with your friends then stay in and recuperate?
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
I'm honestly surprised that he has friends. Probably just some acquaintances.
Load More Replies... Mazer 3 years ago (edited)
Bro, try this trick, go to your kitchen, grab a cup, mug or glass…a dog bowl will work just as well…better yet look for a baby bottle, much more appropriate for the occasion. Then go to the sink, turn on the water and fill the glass, drink it. Small sips to start. If that doesn’t stay down, go find a smallish hose or tube, and some lube, you seem desperate enough and rehydration through the r****m works wonders. You will be better in no time…guaranteed. You’re welcome
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Upvote for mentioning lube in your "hose or tube" advice - very considerate!
Load More Replies... Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
If you look at the dictionary under the word douchebag, this is the man's picture it shows.
Matthew Coughlin 3 years ago
YOU DONT HAVE F*****G WITHDRAWALS FROM WEED!!! WHAT OTHER DRUGS WHERE YOU ON LOGAN PAUL?!
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
The loss of appetite, insomnia and irritability are all classic symptoms of giving up weed.
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Kady LaHaie 3 years ago
Whatever this cryin ass b***h be withdrawing from, it isn't weed. Weed does not cause mother f*****g withdrawal symptoms.
CatWoman312 3 years ago
And somehow this still gets nearly a million likes. It saddens me that idiots have fans
#45
“Everyone Should Be Just Like Me”
JASH80 3 years ago
how dare you lose weight without consulting with your fans first?! We do not want to see you happy and healthy!! .. seriously, people..
Carbonel 3 years ago
I kinda get this. In a world of unattainably perfect-looking celebs, Adele stood out as a positive and very beautiful role model for the larger person. It’s great she lost weight, but I have no doubt she did so with the help of personal trainers, chefs and other means out of reach to most. No, it’s not about them. It absolutely isn’t. But I do understand why they would feel they had lost an admired and valued representative of their body size.
NsG 3 years ago
She absolutely did it with personal trainers - she's never denied that.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I thought she looked great before, and think she still looks great now. If she was motivated to lose weight, good for her. Her reasons for doing it are hers and hers alone. Not worth getting all worked up online about it.
Follo00 3 years ago
No, she is at a normal weight. Stop calling thin or average people skinny. That is quite damaging to everybody.
Joanne Lawrence 3 years ago
I agree, but relatively speaking, it's true though. I am the same weight as I was in high school 12 years ago. But now instead of buying medium shirts and size 6 jeans, virtually every shop I go into, I'm an S or XS and a size 2 in jeans. So apparently I am "skinny" by someone's standards. It makes me feel for actually petite women who have almost certainly been sized out of most women's clothing stores altogether. I'm just really bothered by that.
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Sue User 3 years ago
There is an enormous trend in USA ti normalise being obese . I am nit saying you should not love yourself if uou are overweight ( i am ). However, to say I am not bothered by the extra weight or worse i would rather be at this extra weight , seems disingenuous.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
I'm betting no one was comparing Adele to you in the first place, dear.
Suzi Q 3 years ago
I don't understand why people gave her grief about losing weight. As if ANYONE has the right to tell her what to do with her body. Seriously it doesn't change her as a person, she's still the same person inside. Just as people should accept people regardless of being overweight, being skinny should work the same way! Geez!
#46
I Was So Close To Forgetting About His Existence
Carbonel 3 years ago
Well, that’s it all solved then. I’m so glad Jake Paul decided this. Who is Jake Paul? (No need to answer. I very vaguely know and just. Don’t. Care.)
Evil Little Thing 3 years ago (edited)
He's the douchebag brother of the douchebag above who wanted the emergency ambulance to give him IV fluids before he went out partying. The two got famous eating Legos on YouTube and now they pay washed up boxers to throw fights for them.
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
So you do that by looting a mall or taking pictures of people who have committed suicide in a forest? Trash.
Paul Davis 3 years ago (edited)
Why the hell did some publication even think that self-important douche's vapid ramblings were was worth using any space for? Glad I don't read whatever that is.
Aubrie Allen 3 years ago
Didn't know it depended on him. Wish he could have decided this earlier.
#47
Call Them Thomas Edison Cause They Invented It
Denise Melek 3 years ago
In my mother language we say " the donkey names himself first"(- ME ...and Britney)
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Pretty sure my Mum invented selfies in the '70s. She even used a mirror, come on! 1975-Mums-...a74235.jpg 
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
That made my day. Your mom has/had a great smile! :D
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XRaine 3 years ago
"The first-ever 'selfie' was taken in 1839. While not termed as such then, the self-portrait was taken by Robert Cornelius, an amateur chemist and photography enthusiast, in Philadelphia. Cornelius took a picture of himself in the back of his family's chandelier store." -google
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
Isn't there a photo of some dude around the turn of the 20th Century taking a selfie?
Sherman Von Gee 3 years ago
She was joking...... if you followed her and understood her sense of humor you'd know that she wasn't being serious. You literally can't be sarcastic anymore otherwise people take that s**t out of context and try to make you look stupid... I only follow Paris because I think she's hilarious n she knows how to troll ppl. N congrats. Y'all got trolled.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
You could be right. so many of these posts are taken out of context so it's very hard to be sure
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#48
Fake-A** Baby!
Grayson Wrigley 3 years ago
I kind of want to start using the term "Fake-A** baby!" in everyday life now 😂
#49
"Now, If You Ask A Kid, They Want To Be Salt Bae"
Kitty Xander 3 years ago
Who is Salt Bae? Is he the guy who sprinkles salt over his forearm or something??
Carol Emory 3 years ago
He's an overpriced under skilled chef wannabe that charges ridiculous amounts of money for food that is inedible. He's the equivalent of the Tik Tok girls that pretend to be beauty experts until you find out they just photoshop the crap out of their pictures.
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UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
Does he practice looking like a douchebag in the mirror? Because he’s really good at it.
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
That my chef, who earns a measly $16 an hour, will prepare for you!
Load More Replies... Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Isn't this the guy who got in trouble for not paying his workers? I think it is.
Lord pretzell 3 years ago
Ah yes, my idol, the glorified meme that should’ve died off and sells overpriced slabs of salty meat
Mama Panda 3 years ago
So I asked the neighbor kid down the street who he wanted to be. Salt Bae was not his answer. He wanted to be Spiderman.
#50
The Witch Detective
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
This is really common for the police. I get the feeling these people really think they're helping, so I can't regard as self-involved in the same way a lot of these posts are. Deluded, possibly.
Mazer 3 years ago
You are correct. Anytime there is an unsolved case people come out of the woodwork. Some think they truly are helping but most do it for the notoriety. Unfortunately some go so far as to say they have seen the person, making law enforcements job much harder because a good department follows every lead, b******t of not. It can take valuable time and resources away from viable leads
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
It is a common claim to "see someone by water" it is that vague and how do you define closeness? "Psychics" Like this are trash.
Alicia M 3 years ago
If people really were psychic, there would be no mysteries or unsolved cases. This is ridiculous BS that makes my head hurt.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
If curses worked, there'd be an entire branch of the military dedicated to it.
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Marco Conti 3 years ago
"She is in a forest near a body of water". That would be a big clue on Mars, but here on planet earth it describes pretty much every serial killer's dumping ground.
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
No record she was found, although 1 report said she was with family in another city.
PrincessTheSiameseKat 3 years ago
by the look of their profile picture, it seems a 5th grader has access to technology.
Jesus Christ 3 years ago (edited)
everything about that "witch" is just..cringey. Username. Profile picture. Email. "werewolf7700" Comment.
#51
Why Was This Necessary?
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
Try to be a little more sensitive to people who didn't have a mother that could afford drugs and alcohol.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I’d reply to the commenter with: “Try and be a little more sensitive to the people who didn’t even have the urge to shame other peoples’ normal posts. My urge, for instance, was to give OP a Laugh reaction and a Like, and that didn’t ruin my day. It is very painful and frankly sometimes downright insulting to the people on the internet who don’t even have urges to be rude and self-centered. I’m frankly sick of these shaming posts.”
#52
When Your A** Is More Important Than Your Kid's Birthday Party
SCP 504 3 years ago
Am I colorblind because I don’t see a kid wearing green
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#53
Getting Mad At A Target For Not Arresting Her Sooner
ChariotLee 3 years ago
The fact that she is quite clearly proud of herself...disgusting. I loath people.
Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Hopefully she learns about the relation between actions and consequences BEFORE she meets her cellie.
Dhukath 3 years ago
Isn't it the case that anything under $1k is a misdemeanor and over becomes a felony?
Megan Curl 3 years ago
I think it depends on the state. And I have new respect for Target
Load More Replies... Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
When I was a stripper I did a boat job for a company in Australia that is the company that adds up the whole countries ‘debt’ in retail from shoplifting for it to be paid off etc - at the end of the day someone has to pay for it. And we don’t do ourselves any favours by contributing to national debt. I learnt so much off those guys, had no idea that industry was a thing, but I never thought about what happens to the $$$ lost from theft in retail.
#54
Weeb Really Wants All "Foreigners" To Be Expelled From Japan
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
If Japan became that strict he/she would be one of the first to fail any entry tests/requirements.
Colt Seavers 3 years ago
If you avoid Tokyo, I'm pretty sure you won't see too many foreigners. I've heard the north of Hokkaido is magnificent.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Fukashima has even fewer annoying Westerners. That's where to go.
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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure it didn’t go well last time Japan tried to keep foreigners out and this person who loves Japan hasn’t even got basic knowledge of it’s history 😂
#55
Needing A Little Extra Help
K Witmer 3 years ago
Young people that do this need mental health help. They're begging for it. It's exhausting for others so I don't blame anyone for not being able to withstand it. The teachers should've had a conference and discussed w her parents how to help her. Other kids shouldn't be forced to take on the emotional work that adults are responsible for.
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
yea it’s like a mental health problem in itself, to try to convince people something’s wrong with you when you’re just trying to get attention. i’ve known so many people like this, and if you ignore them it usually starts to help
Load More Replies... BusLady 3 years ago
I knew someone like this. She had a bona fide mental illness, diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. But she did this kind of thing to get attention and people would fall for it every time. She used her disability as a crutch, to manipulate people. No doubt that this woman had some serious emotional or mental issues and needed to seek help, but it also sounds like she liked to play people to get what she wanted and to avoid responsibility (like my friend).
XRaine 3 years ago
I personally think that if someone need attention this badly, that's actually something to be worried about. as annoying as this behavior is, she's probably lonely or feels unnoticed. the way that she's acting is definitely cringe , maybe she really just does need a little bit of love
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Yeah I was thinking the same thing, could possibly be she’s an only lonely with parents not around (work) or lost in a brood of a dozen siblings etc
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Lawrence Thatcher 3 years ago
Although to be fair, if you have social anxiety and are having a panic attack I suppose having everyone ignore you WOULD help resolve the panic attack...
kaela rae 3 years ago
I hate when people do stuff like this. As someone who's actually had a panic attack before, (and I was terrified out of my mind) this is just so cruel. Panic attacks are something that actually do need attention, and when people do stuff like this, it's a whole the-boy-who-cried-wolf scenario, so people who are actually having panic attacks will simply be regarded as faking it or trying to get attention. This goes for a lot of other things too.
#56
Nutcase Bride
Dhukath 3 years ago
Full story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/b7nyiy/aita_for_thinking_that_my_bridesmaid_owes_me_for/
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Just imagine what the bride would have tried to get if the friend had given birth on the day!!!!!
Random Anon 3 years ago
She can want the Empire State building but it doesn't mean she'll get it.
#57
Any Chance To Remind You My Problems Are The Most Important
Catherine Binder 3 years ago
There is enough misery in the world for everyone.
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
When I read comments like this I wish I could transport the writer to a war zone or some other desperate situation to give them a taste of reality.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
It's okay to be upset about trauma and abuse in your life. It's not okay to put others down because of it.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
So when the door opened she saw a handful of children exploding on impact of said door opening, followed by a collapsed economy and country.? Her house must of been wild as
Munchkin 3 years ago (edited)
yes because one abusive father is obviously so much worse than thousands of hundreds of people suffering :0
Swan 3 years ago
yes they can be, but even if they are; it's not a reason to not care about others, being abused isn't an excuse to be evil , just that
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Supertransistor 1 year ago
I used to feel bad because I was depressed while people in worse situations were happy... People in bad situations automatically want to save themselves first, but I tried to overcome it
#58
Cop Parks Like This Every Week. He's Parked Across 3 Spots, One Of Them Handicapped, And He's Inside The Bank With His Driver Door Open
Carol Taylor 3 years ago
that's what drew my attention the most, that huge crack in the glass..he does NOT want to get attention of that officer..
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Unless there's an armed hold-up going on in the bank I'd report him.
XRaine 3 years ago
at the bank? every week? in three parking spots? doubtful
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#59
The Absolute Unit Of Her Ego
Kimberly 3 years ago
I would be fired & banned from the building for staring into her eyes so damned hard the back of her head would have imprints of my corneas emblazoned upon her skull.
Supertransistor 1 year ago
Not that hard, as there's nothing in her skull
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John Baker 3 years ago
I dare any "celebrity" to tell me not to look at them. I'm going to get right up in their face and look them directly in the eye while asking them who the actual f#ck they think they are.
Tracy Aubrey 3 years ago
She probably doesn't want you to look at her because she knows that she doesn't look anything like the photos she posts, which are all photoshopped.
John Baker 3 years ago
That was my first thought too, but for some reason, "don't look at me and don't talk to me" is a very common thing with so-called "celebrities."
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#60
Ma’am…. That Is Not A Mask
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
It's certainly a fresh new twist on wearing your underpants on your head, like other stupid lunatics do.
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Kate Jones 3 years ago
I love when I see someone who talks about not caring what other people think wearing designer clothes, trendy hairstyles, using an iphone, gold jewelry, manicure, makeup....
#61
Touching The Art In The Louvre For Her Insta Story…
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Half a second after this picture was taken, she was tackled to the ground by two burly security guards, tasered, and kicked out of the building before being slapped with a hefty fine a few days later. Or at least that's what I'm hoping.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Me too, I would of escorted the guards straight over to her 😂
Load More Replies... Hex Gurls 3 years ago
girl, there’s a line? there’s a weird consistency amongst dickheads that makes them unable to see lines and therefore unable to not cross them
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
also, there’s a reason why we can’t touch art; it’s cuz of your greasy smelly nasty hands corroding the surface. b***h f**k off, we won’t have art in a few decades bc of stuff like this
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Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
The way she's dressed like a priestess (or temple prostitute?), her hairstyle etc, you could be mistaken for thinking this was set up for a travel company's advertisement, only they'd have moved the sign telling visitors not to rub their greasy fingers all over it, wouldn't they?
DrNefariousMcFarious 3 years ago
I like the museums that put the miniature models so that people CAN touch. Obs not insta worthy but still a neat concept
M Rob 3 years ago
Many museums have replica out. So idiots like this won't destroy them
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Lynne Hammar 3 years ago (edited)
he's about to put a hoof up her a$$ ... and doesn't that sign on the floor say "please do not touch?"
#62
When Getting Your Gym Photo Is More Important Than The Privacy Of People Getting Changed Behind You
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
The guy with the deodorant is thinking, "Well, at least I know it's not me causing that smell"
Load More Replies... Donkey boi 3 years ago
Isn't that illegal? There is an expectation of privacy in the changing room.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
In his mind: WHAT people behind him? There’s no one else in that locker room but him…
BusLady 3 years ago
I'm surprised he didn't tell them to move out of his picture.
Load More Replies... Glasia van Duivels 3 years ago
His gym plan: 55 minutes photo 30 minutes training No leg and brain day.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I thought it was my bf at first 😂 but he has tattoos so I can be less embarrassed now
#63
Standing Room Only Terminal. Karen Held This Row For An Hour And A Half. About To Start Boarding
John Smith 3 years ago
Seen this once at a bus station, I walk with a stick. So I asked her nicely to move the things off the seats. She exploded at me. I said "ok have it your way" and sat on them. She was not happy, even less when security asked her to leave.
#64
Girl Expects A Edm Show To Change Everything According To Her Accommodations
Mazer 3 years ago
Ohhhh you precious jackass, honey, that “permanent damage”…yeah, already there, been there for decades
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
How are they able to damage something which clearly wasn't there to begin with?
vivioh 3 years ago
An urgent care facility WOULD NOT deny you care even if you were screaming. Geesh
Baleygr 3 years ago
They would. If there's nothing wrong with you and you really just want attention and if you're screaming for the manager because of your entitlement. Just saying.
Load More Replies... Mark and Elmo 3 years ago
They should've not shone the light at you! Drama queen looks like a kindergarten karen
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Why the unholy hell would you go to an EDM show if you’re at all sensitive to strobing lights? If you’re actually photosensitive/have a seizure disorder and you actually GO to a concert like this, I guarantee the production company’s got a disclaimer somewhere that releases them from liability. Not that I actually believe this vapid vixen actually HAS a “condition”.
#65
Mc Begging For Validation Because They're Trying So Hard....to Be A Decent Person
Kimberly 3 years ago
If your soul was really that old then there would be no homophobic tendencies.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Not tight enough. I think there's a guy that can help with that, a Mr. Rieper, if i recall correctly.
Load More Replies... Cadena Norton 3 years ago
Oh I've seen her B4 thinks she's a vampire. Yells about her teacher not letting her out of class for bly breaks
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
5000 years ago there was no homophobic tendencies, those originated in about 1300– 700 years ago. It would be a tiny blip in your lifespan.
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Stop with the "literal" nonsense. I think I could count on one hand how many times I've seen the word used properly since it became the new buzz word.
Ceph Alopod 3 years ago
This person seems to be an unintentional goldmine, I'd feel bad for laughing if she wasn't the one putting this out there
Supertransistor 1 year ago
Yeah, but she might not be serious according to some sources. Still, as a demon, this stuff is quite cringy
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Woman Stops Traffic To Wait In Line At Dunkin’ Donuts
Liz Van der Kaap 3 years ago
This AND the keyless remote battery is low?! Dang… Godspeed friend
Katarzyna B. 3 years ago (edited)
I'd be honking the entire time until they moved.. this ain't right... and get super super close... why are people so unconscientious...
John Smith 3 years ago
There is a McDs round the corner from me were people regularly do this. They put up signs, tried to make it so you can only turn one way in. The idiots still block the road to get their hit of McDs.
Viv Justviv 3 years ago
Every. Single. Morning. I deal with this every single, well weekday, morning on my way to work. I've learned to be in the left lane so that I can do a maneuver into the left turn lane (also filled with Dunkin customers) to get around the dunkin traffic blocking the road. Every morning. And I see no true recourse other than to freak out the people in the left turn lane as I attempt to get to work on time around idiots who want to spend money on crappy iced coffee.
#67
Disney Adults Make Everything About Them At His Brother’s Wedding
Q B F T 3 years ago
"everyone else disappeared" - not a good review of your duetting skills then
#68
Lil Nas X Famously Making Music Just For This Guy, Who Is Unappreciative Of The Effort
#69
When The Most Important Billionaire Is Ignored He Gets Easily Pissed Off
Ally MacMann 3 years ago
He made shocking comments after his assistance was turned down for the rescue of the children stuck in caves in Thailand.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
elon musk when he gets sued after his hyperloop is completely destroyed after it collapses in on itself due to a truck crashing into it and breaking the seal tantrum-62...aca256.gif 
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
He doesn't wanna pay taxes, he doesn't want a union, he's obviously racist since he just lost a giant discrimination case. He's just another blight on the United States..
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I’m with an egotistical narcissist myself but I feel like I just couldn’t deal with elons level of crazy 😂 I really give kudos to his wife for dealing with that s**t
Paul Neff 3 years ago
To be fair, Biden has been pointedly ignoring Musk & Tesla for some time. So much more than is warranted, it smells of political BS. But then, I hate most politicians.
Baleygr 3 years ago
Ignored who? Musk? The tRump loving, union denying, tax avoiding billionaire that just lost a discrimination case? Oh no! How can one be so cruel to ignore this shitty gift to mankind!?1
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Was Told This Fits Here, Sisters Friend Was Carjacked And Shot In The Face (She Is In Stable Condition), This Dude Who Was Trying To Get With Her But Apparently She Wasn't Interested In Posted This
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Wait, how is he the victim? Because he IMAGINED he might have died? Thoughts and prayers. for him.....
Swan 3 years ago
she was right to reject him. also she survived being shot in the face! that's possible! wow
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I also notice at the end he says he’s about to go visit this girl while “slightly buzzed”. I hope he’s not about to DRIVE…
#71
This Time Of Year The Beach Is Almost Empty. To The Right And To The Left Of Us Is Available. This Lady Walks Around Us And Plops Herself Down Taking Away Our Unobstructed View Of The Ocean
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
So move. Honestly, even when people are being a bit of a k.n.o.b. why is it necessary to post about it? Just move on. It's happened to all of us at some time or another. It isn't special.
Daria Z 3 years ago
It's common politeness not to cluster near other people when there's plenty of free space available. This lady is the one in the wrong here.
Load More Replies... Mazer 3 years ago
I can sooo relate!! Picture this…I’m in a movie theater, matinee, nobody else is there, it’s about five minutes before the movie starts. In walks this tall drink of water, no kidding, he is pushing seven plus feet tall. He ambled down the aisle scoping out the seats, he turns into the aisle in front of me and sits down,. Within seconds, I burst out laughing, I love him for his sense of humor. We both had a good laugh and I thanked him for making my day. He moved a couple seats over, but I loved it, I might have even stayed to watch the show with him sitting there. Good stuff
vivioh 3 years ago
I did this to a stranger in the theater once. We both had a great laugh too.
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Emmydearest 3 years ago
Taking a picture of a stranger is never cool and he could have moved, if he was bothered, but to be honest did she really have to place herself directly in front of him and facing him nonetheless? That's just weird, c'mon
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Why would you plonk your chair down facing the other beach goers 😂 she’s literally facing the sun and not even enjoying the water 😂 everyone sucked at the beach that day
#72
Greedy Owner Of A Professional Sports Team Somehow Thought This Was A Good Post For Mlk Day (Last Year)...
John Baker 3 years ago
I'm not going to pretend to be outraged when I don't even know who Ted Leonsis is.
Not Proud British 3 years ago
I don't know who that other person is or what the significance is here? Can someone explain?
the boredest panda 3 years ago
the second guy is ted Leonsis the CEO of monumental sports and entertainment. which I am guessing this is a self insert to make the CEO look good
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#73
Woman Wanting To Date A Gangster/Drug Dealer For The Hollywood Aesthetic
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
What does she think would happen to a woman being annoying when rival drug gangs are fighting??
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I'm imagining it will go a bit like https://youtu.be/VhctmeEebVo?t=65.
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
To which he would reply, "Get the f*** outta my way, Ho!" before he pushed her to the ground.
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
I'm sure there are some female gang members that would love to meet her.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
😂 everyone knows the blind rage of a psycho can be eased and calmed by some ratchet b***h (not referring to the pretty girl in photo who is NOT ratchet)
TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
All those drive by shootings could have been prevented if they had girlfriends 😕
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
why are gangs and the mafia and drug dealers romanticized???
#74
"I Have 10k Followers You Owe Me Everything!!"
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
The moment someone says they have "x number of followers", my eyes glaze over.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Trump had loads of followers, most wanting to see what stupidity he would come out with next, not because they thought he was great.
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Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
I wish I had 30c for everyone who tries this scam. I'd be as rich as Bezos and Gates put together.
#75
A Friend / Side Character In My Life Sent Me This, He Said “For Your Subreddit” Which I Won’t Argue With Him All Day About That. But Here, The Work Of An Obvious Mc In The Wild
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
If you refer to your friends as side characters, then what does that make you?
Raena Celis 3 years ago
I honestly would still park as close as I can, and hope three other cars do the same. Block his @ss in there
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Use your car to block his driver's door, then stand back and watch him contort himself trying to get into the driver's seat. Record it all so you can share it .
#76
Seems Like A Very Empathetic Person
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
That's why his mouth is closed - Ramirez had really bad teeth.
Load More Replies... Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
If Michael Jackson and Ramirez had a baby - this would be the result. Sofa Ramirez-Jackson
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
That pic is just asking for something to be photoshopped into his hand.
Munchkin 3 years ago
that hand too... bro are you trying to be elsa and summon snow or something
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
I thought he was holding some maginary guy's... nevermind.
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#77
The Mc Wants A Harem
Mark and Elmo 3 years ago
all of them, the one she "loves" would break up with her for cheating
Load More Replies... AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
I feel like this is the beginning of a story problem from middle school math. She's trying to solve for ex
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
One of you has chlamydia, two of you have syphilis, one of you has hepatitis two of you have AIDS, four of you have crabs...
Paul Neff 3 years ago
And one of you has a partridge in your pear tree...
Load More Replies... Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
It's her Thinking face. It shuts down all other functions.
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Let Us Not Forget This Gem. I Present The Demi Levato Yogurt Tweet
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
I am confused. I get she may have a problem with artificial sweeteners, that's another subject, but why does walking past sugar free products make it so hard to order a frozen yoghurt?
K Witmer 3 years ago
They were mad at a local yogurt shop for selling sugar free treats bc they thought it represented toxic diet culture. They totally disregarded people w dietary restrictions and made it about themselves while almost destroying a small business. They were relentlessly told to shut up. Demi is very much all about themselves and only themselves.
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Shay 3 years ago
I don’t think she realizes that sugar free products are also made for diabetics or others with blood sugar issues.
Frying Pan 3 years ago
Um, what about diabetes? People with it can get extremely sick if they don't watch their diet very closely. They often need to eat sugar-free food. This is important.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
It would make sense if she was complaining about having to walk past sugar-filled temptations to get to the diet food, but this...?
#79
"And In That Moment I Realized I Was The Only One Trying To Change The World"
#80
Incredible
Lynne Hammar 3 years ago
it's called SALES ... they make commissions for making you feel special
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Yeah, she couldn't see the faces he was making to his colleagues as he said it.
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#81
I Know There’s A Trail But, Look At Me, Look At Me
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
When your kid Murders two people, you don't always look your best.
Sa Ruuu 3 years ago
Different genes, different lifestyles but omfg completely not the time and place to make it about yourself. And what was the point even trying to make?? Just to validate herself?
Baleygr 3 years ago
+different circumstances, different makeup, different...filter.
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Advertising Your Bands Insta By Putting Loose Mirrors In Busy Public Parks Right Where People Walk Their Dogs
Mazer 3 years ago (edited)
I want to be there, you know, in court, when the dogs owner sued for the $800, vet bill cuz of stupidity
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
While this is horrible and I wouldn't want any pet or person to get hurt by someone's idiocy, I noticed when I zoomed in, that if you look near the V-shaped crack, it looks like a tiny dog scuffing around, getting ready to do his business on the mirror. I just thought it was noteworthy.
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
And children play there, or is it only the dogs you worry about? A dog kept under proper control wouldn't get anywhere near the broken mirror to get hurt. A child, though, would be attracted to it.
#83
Sometimes People Think They Are Hot As F*ck, So May Call As Attention As Possible. Maybe, That's The Case Here
Nathaniel 3 years ago (edited)
You have to have one foot on the floor at all times, otherwise it is not a valid shot.
Air Conditioner 3 years ago
Do you not know about her 3rd foot? It's on the floor so it counts:)
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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Sometimes men think every little a woman does it gain sexual attention when in fact women - surprise! - have other motivations too. She may just be bad at pool
SupaCab 3 years ago
So bad in fact that she doesn't know the most basic of rules of pool. You also should never climb onto the table, it damages the felt and can cause the slabs underneath to shift, I would've thrown her out of my bar.
Load More Replies... Donkey boi 3 years ago
Until I saw this picture I never fully appreciated issue surrounding pockets on women's clothing. I look at this and all I can think is, 'I could steal that phone so easily!'.
TuesdayDangerGirl 3 years ago
Considering where the cue ball is, I'd say this is a 'sexy pose' attempt. There is zero chance she is attempting to shoot the cue.
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
What ever happened to just doing the stick behind your back shot...I can't remember the name but we did it all the time.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
That’s so unfair, she can totally reach and she’s tall, (I’m four foot 11) I usually balance on my belly on the edge to reach if I can’t, my feet in the air, but wtf she can stand like a f*****g normal person to do this 😂 😂
Kim Irving 3 years ago
What the hell is she shooting at?! The cue is against the rail to her right, she's not even close! I hate people.
#84
Karen And Her Husband Blocking Parking Spots For Their Family Who Were "Right Around The Corner"
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Just park your car across the two spaces so their family can't drive into them.
Feli Corvida 3 years ago
this is illegal here in germany. you can even go to jail for it. but you are not allowed to run them over either xD
GPZ 3 years ago
Always love the relativity of time in situations like this. Just around the corner = 10-15 minutes away. The clinic I work at we quite often get patients calling up to advise us that they're running late and that they'll be there in 5 minutes. 20 minutes later they arrive. They must've been closer to a singularity
Nikki Bastian 3 years ago
They know they're being shitbags. They're turned away so they don't have to make eye contact.
#85
Some Girl In Australia Thinks That Shes The Priority....
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
Olivia Frazer. She shared a nude photo (from only fans) of another contestant without consent. A petition started to get her investigated for image-based abuse. She did it maliciously, doesn't see what she did wrong even when confronted and has shown zero remorse for her actions. She has since lost her job due to her actions on the show and apparently expelled from uni. There is also a police investigation going for what she did.
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
Hmmm...you might want to start questioning your life choices when more people want you in jail than they want to end war🤔
#86
Grimes Seen Reading Karl Marx Following Split With World’s Richest Man Elon Musk
Feli Corvida 3 years ago
"seen reading". Yeah sure. This person might enjoy being extravagant even in casual situations... but do you really believe that she is just reading and not posing? LOL
Katie Coxie 3 years ago
Little bit judgemental. Let the girl read what she wants. She might be minted. She's as entitled to read Marx as anyone else.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Who's to say what she's reading is the same book as the cover? Lots of men read / look at porn under cover of a copy of Gardener's Weekly.
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#87
Imagine Trying To Peacefully Enjoy John Lennon’s Memorial
Newt but not Thomas 3 years ago
Noooo because then she'll end up on Abbey Road and us Brits will have to Imagine Yesterday when we could Let It Be. Just Something to think about, because In My Life we never Got Back to A Day In The Life of an Eleanor Rigby like her. Greetings from Across The Universe.
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#88
"I'm The Main Character"
Carol Emory 3 years ago
Had a friend that used to call out racists by saying "That was very white of you!"
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Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
Well, is not a map of my country so I don't want to see it. Besides, yellow triggers me and the sight of sea makes me sick.
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 3 years ago
Maybe because it's a map of the US? Do maps of Mexico not highlight Mexico?
Cerise Hood 3 years ago
Is it the idea that some Americans believe the world revolves around their needs?
Paul Neff 3 years ago
Ok... but then don't other countries also prioritize themselves first? Also, with many of the decisions made in the US, it is really hard to believe we like ourselves much.
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precise dwarf bravery 2 years ago
true tbh we americans forget other countries are real 😭😭😭 /hj
Katarzyna B. 3 years ago
Don't get this. Some of these posts really need more context or explanation.
#89
D List Journalist Thinks She Single Handedly Launched Numerous Musicians Careers
Red rockin lobster 3 years ago
If you mix up all the words written here, throw them back on the screen, it would have more sense
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
I wonder how much commission the musicians pay her, or is it royalties?
#90
Yeah, Because A Huge Company Gives A Sh*t If You Like Their Product Or Not Lol
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Explanation: Conservatives tried to boycott Carhart for mask mandates. It didn't work. Conservative boycotts never work.
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Tomorrow he's doing the same over his pants while he's still wearing them.
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
Sooooo....basically he's angry because a company chose to protect its workers rather than have them show up spreading Covid like my job did when they didn't enforce the mask mandate and 80% of the employees eventually tested positive. Then the company had the nerve to complain that "no one was showing up for work." Ehhhh...sorry, Pam's not coming in today, she's dead.
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Yes. Trump trash care about no one. Not even their own children.
Load More Replies... Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Half a million head lice cremated! Call the animal protection guys.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
PETA is too busy committing dog genocide to care at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone. *beep*
Load More Replies... Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
They imposed mask mandates on their employees.
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AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
Dude, you already paid for the hat! You think they give a rat's behind what you do with it afterwards?
#91
(Centre, Blue) This Is How A Politician From My Country Dressed Up To Her Son’s Wedding
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Would have been nice with more context, like if the bride is in the pic (so we can compare) and how it breaks your country's wedding standards. While she does "outshine" the other women in the pic I don't know if it's fairly standard for mother of groom to do so to some capacity.
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
True. We need more context. Besides, if you look them individually, the lady in red and the one wlin black also caught some attention, but the other lady is taller and in the middle of the photo.
Load More Replies... DrNefariousMcFarious 3 years ago
I'll be honest all of the ladies and dresses are spectacular, especial the red dress!
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
What the hell! The bride is supposed to be dressed like this, not anyone else
Tracy Aubrey 3 years ago
This is typically how we dress for and an Indian wedding, I see nothing wrong here, as the immediate families of both parties always go all out on their outfits. It has nothing to do with upstaging the bride.
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
The bride at her son's wedding? What a close family.
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My Mans Has Been Gaining Some Reddit Interest So I’ve Found Another Post To Feed Your Hunger For More
Nathaniel 3 years ago
I cannot read this? The individual words seem okay, but how they go together?
K Witmer 3 years ago
But he interrupted her peace. Is he an adult singling out teen girls he thinks are vulnerable?
Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago
dude is this copied and pasted from a first-person y/n wattpad story
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
I feel sorry for this person. He can't see he's being made fun of or that other people find him weird.
#93
Attention Seeking Actress Posts Video Of Herself Reading A Poem Saying She Wishes She Was Putin's Mom
"Dear President Vladimir Putin, I so sorry I was not your mother. If I was your mother You would have been do loved. Held in the arms of joyous light. Never would this story's plight. The world unfurled before our eyes. A demise of nation sitting peaceful under a night sky. If I was your mother the world would have been warm. So much laughter and joy. Nothing would harm I can't imagine the stain, The soul-stealing pain. That the little boy, you must have seen and believed as the formulation of thought quickly taught that you lived in a cruel, unjust world. Is this why you need decide no one will get the best of you? Is this why you do not hide nor away shy from taking back the world it because so early in life all that stife wracked your little body with fear. If I was toy mother, if the world was cold I've have died to make you warm. I'd died to protect you from the unjust, the violence, the terror, the uncertainty. I would have died to give you life. Oh, dear Mister President Putin, if only, I'd been your mother. Perhaps, the torture of unwrit youth would not within your heart imbue ascription to such fealty 'gainst that world that seemes so cruel. Perhaps, you would hold dear human life and on this night insted of mother Russia you would call me. I would set your mind quite free. With the love that only a mother can give and only a mother can take away. When holds she doesn't harm at bay and leaves her boy for the primise of a man. Whatever your story Mister President Putin. I can't imagine how it feels in your heart. But I know if I was your mother that would be a start. Towards the awareness of what a powerful being of light you could be if your mind was free from the violence you've seen when you were just two or three I cannot believe I was born too late. In a different place when I would have loved you so watched you play where ever go"
Clare Smith 3 years ago
This actress has known mental health issues. This post shouldn’t be here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AnnaLynne_McCord
Candia Lee 3 years ago
I read the link. She wasn't trying to be the MC, just misguided honesty.
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XRaine 3 years ago
I know plenty of people with traumatic childhoods, and none of them are committing war crimes...
Rosemary Probert 3 years ago
Maybe it makes sense in Russian? Maybe the poem is saying Putin is what he is now because he wasn't loved as a child?
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
At least that is what the "poem" suggests. If she had been his mother he would have felt loved as a child and not felt the need for the terrible things he is doing now. Far fetched but the intention is good, I assume?
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chi-wei shen 3 years ago
I had to convince myself several times that this is not a collection of Onion articles.
Saxophone 3 years ago
I don't usually curse. I know this will be censored. (Maybe) But I have the urge. F**K! No reason. Just. F**k.
u W u 3 years ago
My class mate said this the other day : "calm the f*****g farm ding dongs" I gained respect for him that day.
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Patti Vance 3 years ago
i can't get over how many times i read about a bride going off with the justification statement "i've dreamed of this day since i was little". don't know about anyone else but i don't remember ever thinking about my wedding when i was little nor did any of my friends engage in discussion of this. what the hell happens to females between puberty and the time they become engaged?
Kristal 3 years ago (edited)
Probably a lot of #MeToo (said in a non-joking/sarcastic manner)
Load More Replies... Eulalie Grace 3 years ago
With the positive uses of social media - the few - this is the s#!t we get the most of.
Emiri-chan 3 years ago
When the animals try to take over the spotlight, it's cute. When humans do it, it's just self absorbed.
chi-wei shen 3 years ago
I had to convince myself several times that this is not a collection of Onion articles.
Saxophone 3 years ago
I don't usually curse. I know this will be censored. (Maybe) But I have the urge. F**K! No reason. Just. F**k.
u W u 3 years ago
My class mate said this the other day : "calm the f*****g farm ding dongs" I gained respect for him that day.
Load More Replies... Patti Vance 3 years ago
i can't get over how many times i read about a bride going off with the justification statement "i've dreamed of this day since i was little". don't know about anyone else but i don't remember ever thinking about my wedding when i was little nor did any of my friends engage in discussion of this. what the hell happens to females between puberty and the time they become engaged?
Kristal 3 years ago (edited)
Probably a lot of #MeToo (said in a non-joking/sarcastic manner)
Load More Replies... Eulalie Grace 3 years ago
With the positive uses of social media - the few - this is the s#!t we get the most of.
Emiri-chan 3 years ago
When the animals try to take over the spotlight, it's cute. When humans do it, it's just self absorbed.
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