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Christmas is a time for joy. A time for gorgeous decorations, surprising gifts, ugly sweaters, and... talking about all of it on Twitter, of course.

To get you into the festive mood, we at Bored Panda, just like in 2020 and 2021, decided to put together the funniest and most relatable Christmas tweets we could find. They range from self-deprecating jokes to clever puns and wordplay, and we think it should get the job done nicely!

So get yourself some cookies and brew a cup of cocoa because we're scrolling.

#1

Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

dadmann_walking Report

Jods
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wreck the tree and blame the doggy. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Seanette Blaylock
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog has a point, really. I'm sure from his/her POV, the human is being very inconsistent.

Key Lime
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indoor plumbing f9r the dog!

Seanette Blaylock
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That actually happened in my family at least once. Having a real tree indoors can confuse male dogs, with messy results.

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    #2

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    TaylorAnnNx Report

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light the light, not the rat! Light the light, not the rat!

    basil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muppet Christmas carol is a cinematic masterpiece

    Esté
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What time is it?" "2 am" "Too early for breakfast?" "Yes" "Oh good, suppertime!"

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the vegetables don't like him.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind people trying to do remakes. But then they should ask themselves, ok did we really bring something to the table here? Did we REALLY top the last one? If not, there you go.

    Martina Ericsson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact as s child I was unaware of that the muppets was not infact the original christmas Carol. I though it their story 😅

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have agreed to this just one month ago, but now I have to say, "Spirited" with Ryan Reynolds & Will Ferrell can stand alongside "Muppet Christmas Carol" in my opinion; Highly recommend watching it

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never saw it and never wanted to. Puppets kind of creep me out.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg same. I blame this vhs of nursery rhymes I had as a kid. Creepy stuff. But I could only do muppet babies, no full muppets. Here's a snippit of my childhood trauma. Specifically the mangy looking dog from Old Mother Hubbard. https://youtu.be/iRIM4LkPrTk

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    RAWR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher told me it is also the most textually accurate. So it is a good movie, and a good representation of the book.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, almost all of “mr dickens’s” narration is direct quotes

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    #3

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    jennybookseller Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat, they should sue for unsafe tree securing.

    Riley77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to secure my tree to the floor by nailing the tree stand into the floor.... crappy hardwood floor btw.... but when you have multiple cats, you learn.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was just chilling here minding my own business and bang, it comes toppling over. I could have lost one of my lives Linda! This is a serious OSHA violation."

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cuteness! How can you be mad?

    Jules
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wreck the tree and blame the doggy fa la la la la, la la la laaaaa....

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly he was crossing the intersection when the tree T-Boned jim.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s doing the puss in boots eyes

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they even tried to put the blue lights “just out of reach”…

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    #4

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    ColeTheBlackCat Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day three of living in the fake tree with warm lights, I think the humans suspect I am not a bauble but can't yet confirm this.

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did no one notice the skull in the cupboard

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COLE AND MARMALADE!!!! (RIP, Cole, you were a good kitty ❤️)

    Amber The bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me so much of my cat it’s not even funny 😭! He climbs up into the tree limbs and almost knocked over the tree? If my sister hadn’t been there to have a hold on it, it and our presents would’ve been crushed 😂😂 we’re gonna look back on this and laugh

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche has too strong a play drive for me to dare a tree.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to tell you this, but your cat is secretly training to be a stripper!!

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    #5

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    blaireerskine Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we also now have the 'wintertime Shrek'?

    therealprincessfiona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to change the grinch's name to "wintertime Shrek"!

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    Kristy Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally busted out laughing at that! Thank you!

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    #6

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    panoparker Report

    Do i have to?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does seem like a jolly good fellow

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad when performers past their zenith start taking smaller gigs to get by.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funny if he saw this, like that one girl who took a cardboard Devito to prom, and he took a cardboard HER somewhere in return.

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    #7

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    kaicomedy Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that. Very interesting.

    #8

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    samreich Report

    Eiryn Elliott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh

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    #9

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    witti_indi Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't hate Christmas, he just hated people, which is fair.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the movie's alternative title is 'Can we please just give introverts some peace and quiet in the festive season? Geez'

    Nikkie Nothing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year I relate to the Grinch more and more. Especially when he's standing on top of Mount Crumpet yelling out the names of everyone he hates.

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was on tv when I got home from work yesterday, couldn't resist watching it and ignoring what I needed to get done instead.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim Carrey's The Grinch is my go-to Christmas movie.

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who's ever had neighbours like the Whos gets it.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry about his health. Those yellow eyes are signs of kidney failure.

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lierally how school/mass shooters are made. Js. If you disagree watch the TED talk on "how i almost became a school shooter."

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    #10

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    bookishseawitch Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see: current wallet trend

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is until/unless, "For Him" graduates to "For Dad;" then he is a man who can't get enough half-funny t-shirts, drinks only coffee and beer, needs all the auto accessories and somehow goes through socks like tissues.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For granddad" then graduates to liking golf, fishing, gardening, farting and handkerchiefs!

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    #11

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    ApplewhiteGames Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See Adult Gold Dragon icon of the realm and upvote

    Rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the fiercest dragon I've ever seen!

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you get it? And is it unlimited stocks?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very important questions here. We need answers!

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    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these. No box, though.

    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best dnd board piece... I finally found it!

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    #12

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    dingdongbahan Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of folks that do that every year. Then there are the folks that are so angry & aggressive about having the "perfect' Christmas that they are horrible to everyone they encounter.

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been a Christmas lover but I'm trying to reframe the holidays by focusing on the parts of it that do make me happy. Baking for the neighbors, cuddling with my cats by candlelight, decorating my house with things that I like (even if they're very different from what other people decorate with). Looking for ways to compromise or opt out of "traditions" that are draining or don't align with my values. I wish all of you pandas a warm and peaceful winter holiday season. I hope everyone can find something to look forward to. If nothing else, the light is coming back in the northern hemisphere. ✨

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy holiday season pink_panda your celebrations sound lovely.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost mine during the recession when I was crying in the grocery store trying to stretch my money to cover groceries for my family. I'm doing better financially now, but it wouldn't take much to put me back in the hole again, so I stay terrified.

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure would like to see the commercialism taken out of Christmas and more emphasis on why we have Christmas in the first place.

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to a Christmas Eve Service or Midnight Mass.

    Cassidy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only feel some magic as an adult because of the joy my sons emit during the holiday. They are so filled with wonder and belief, they are the magic I feel

    TomiSmith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas is one big scam. All it is, are companies trying to get as much money out of you as possible by ripping you off then selling the exact same thing the next day for a price that is still ridiculous.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Queen of Christmas, but we bought a house 6 months ago and I'm not completely finished decorating it for everyday (plus we've been bleeding money). I decided to just do a tree, which my son was supposed to come help decorate. He got horrible bronchitis and had to bail. So I canceled Christmas - no decorations, no tree, no presents (we're in our 60's. WTF do we really need?). We decided not to fake it this year. We had a Poinsettia on the dining room table that our Realtor dropped off. AND NO ONE DIED.

    Cin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the overcommercialisation, the 'demand' to buy people expensive gifts when the nice ones couldn't really care less what you buy and the fact it literally extends to 4 months in the UK now. I work in retail so I'm sick of Christmas by Dec 1st, and celebrate when I finished the 24th that mess is over.

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    #13

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    SpookyGothLoser Report

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 trillion dollars so I can share it with everyone too and we'll all have a good Christmas.

    Littlefire097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I want for Christmas is a F@&$ break

    CGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lover that won't drive me crazy.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like a dirty weekend?

    Amy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband off work for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Years Day(our wedding anniversary)

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    #14

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    mdobk Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the one who flipped the finger to Trump and got fired, but then elected Senator because everyone thought that was cool?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND...she gets removed from the voting rolls two days before the election by furious rich, white Republican men and has to fight to re-register! And she befriends an older couple by waiting in line for 8 hours in the cold rain with them. They have to share a urine jar. (I'm from GA and I'm loving this! ❤️)

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in Georgia, can I upvote this x100?

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell her "Thank you" from me.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...really not too much different than the political reality in the U.S. right now?

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    #15

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    ColeTheBlackCat Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had 3 cats over the past 20 years in this house and none of them get up on the counters. Either it is an overplayed stereotype or I should go buy a lottery ticket.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only had the one, but my sample says, buy that ticket. I had to train him to go sit in his cat tower while I'm in the kitchen. I don't leave any food out ever when I'm not in the kitchen, so the counters aren't an issue, but before I trained him, it was nonstop.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is staying of the counters by walking on the cookie trees.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gag. e coli ridden paws

    A Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded me of the star side walk in LA with all handprints. Kitty was just mimicking the celebrities and waiting for her photoshoot...

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I know what happened here!

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    #16

    Hysterical-Christmas-Tweets

    cygnusfive Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd you think they got the antlers? Lol

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antlers are used to gore. That wasn't christmas cheer, those antlers were a threat.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were doing 40 in a 65 zone in the left lane, Jemma!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as good as being flipped off or cut off by some version of a Jesus bumper sticker.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk. maybe that’s how rudolph ended up on the hood.

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was doing Christmas dinner prep this morning when the doorbell rang. Chatted with my friend for a few minutes then returned to the kitchen where I found one of our black cats on the counter. I shooed him off but in those few minutes he'd licked the butter, sampled the red cabbage and made off with half a veggie sausage. Cats eh.

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just realised I've commented on the wrong thread. Back up one maybe...

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a case of "fake it till you make it." Reader, they never make it.

    Sue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because someone dared to tell them Happy Holidays.

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    _goldraven Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we don’t buy ourselves something, we get nothing - we’re just ‘mom’ whose job it is to make a good Christmas for her husband & kids (yes the husband thinks it’s the mom’s lot in life to buy him presents too, whereas he can’t be bothered to get her or the kids anything without having to be pestered). If I’m not getting not one damn gift then I sure as s**t aren’t going to get my spouse something to open X-mas morning - my daughter is the only one I buy for & that’s usually capped @ $400 - $450 which isn’t very much for a 16 year old items - I always feel so guilty it’s not enough even when I used to get her double the amount when she was small -> being a mom is about constant guilt over any incompetence she feels she has.

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    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I buy our own gifts, say "look what you got me", wrap them up, and act surprised when we open them. Perfect way to handle it for both of us!

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, I saw the sentence begin with “I saw a girl on TikTok”, and my expectations were low, but this is GOLD

    Joan Plumb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my husband isn’t a real gift giver so I’ve had fun this year being Santa to myself via Amazon Smile. At least through smile I give back to a good charity too.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made everything I gave to adults by hand. The kids in my life are the only ones I bought gifts for. It helps that I have a craft closet stocked with all kinds of bits & pieces to make things with.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same. But I don't call it Christmas. I call it "this year"

    Brandi Delph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the worst of the pandemic, my family Christmas "get together" was online. We decided not to do gifts because it seemed pointless. Now we are doing the big family dinner, but still no presents. So much less stress and anxiety!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Most years my husband & I buy each other token gifts (perfume, books, etc.) and then buy what we really want once all the sales hit in January.

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    Horatio_LadyH Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important to invite friends.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty knows where the fun's at

    AbsintheMinded
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, that reminds me when our cat brought a live mouse in. It managed to get behind our oven. This was the middle of the night, & my husband & I are trying to pull out our whole stove without squishing the little guy. Luckily, it was completely unharmed. So in the middle of the night I walk 1/2 km down to the fields & released it there🌾🐁

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and nothing stirred not even a… aw monty !

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where's the cute little mousie now?

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on. You are *supposed* to put gifts under the tree.

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bring them a gift, I put it under the tree as their tradition demands and this is how I get treated. They can catch their own gift in future.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s what you get for letting your cat run free

    #19

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    notCursedE Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶the horse is a corpse, of course of course 🎶

    Heather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're horsing to a talking corpse🎵🎶🎵

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    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or waffling, or waddling. (If you get it, you get it, watch claymation Christmas)

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't all talk like Eliza Doolittle, you know. That's Londoners. Specifically Cockneys. However, there are certain phrases in each region that trigger mirth, such as when a Brummie offers you a cup of tea, or a Geordie tries to say "pooper-scooper". ;-)

    YourLocalLizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Welsh person, I agree. This is very weird but, is also amazing.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we say water and not warder.

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, some regions of the US say 'wodduh'. some say 'wodder' and still ohers say 'wadder'. yeah, we are a varied bunch.

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are parts of Northern UK where they do this every Saturday and call it a Stag Do.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales is 50 shades of awesome

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we supporting owl genocide!!? This is downright evil! (Also, the joke is very funny)

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    myelessar Report

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the Gregorian calendar in Rivendell?

    Bethany Heller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but there is a pretty similar calendar (check the appendices of the books!) that translates well. My family loves to celebrate Bilbo and Frodo's birthday (Sept 25)

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    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A different interpretation of "The Good Book"....

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also tomorrow is the first anniversary of the launching of the James Webb Space Telescope

    Heather Fordham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No place for politics people. This is a time for peace and joy no matter the ethnicity.

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    #22

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    thehouseofpod Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you've lost enough weight this year

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skeleton on electron? (Couldn't find a word that really rhymed with skeleton 🙂)

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brand name on the side of the bike is Peloton so that's it I think

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    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that's how most of them end up anyway...

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey bud I think you burned too many calories

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    baddanadanabad Report

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Melanomas.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa needs to bring me a grill so I can use all of the coal I got...

    ConstantConstance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is helping the climate crisis with all that coal

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this day and age it will probably be the good kids that get coal

    Joshua Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solar energy is actually useful tho. I would gladly be given a solar panel.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price of fuel bids I have worked out that I need to be extremely naughty. A) Because it seems lately that crime does actually pay. B) All the coal Santa would bring me would heat my home the whole winter.

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    DMuzicar2 Report

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks like a disaster waiting to happen when all the fishing line and ornaments get tangled up and pulled down.

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it is a bunch of shiny breakable pendulums waiting for a cat swipe.

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person ever met a cat?

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're kidding, right? It's like one of those things you hang over a crib, my cats would love to get in there.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, even I'd have a hard time not running through it a time or two, just for kicks. My cat would be ecstatic.

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    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I do kind of like this. Cats would love all those dangling toys, too.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are delusional if you think the cat isn't going to completely destroy that. It is gorgeous tho.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat would take one look at this and say, "Let the games begin!"

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....cats will not be thwarted....they will find a way

    PixieVonBehr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post was written by a cat, wasn't it?

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah- they'd still find a way- sneaky little buggers!

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    missmulrooney Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife gives birth even though you have not been near her, and then 3 strange men turn up!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were pr'y stuck with that unused bottle of myrrh for years.

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good plan. I never really understood the lyrics "A Child, a Child shivers in the cold Let us bring Him silver and gold". No, bring him blankets!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think that the wise men brought myrth, frankenscence, and Bitcoin

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll stick with being gifted gold frankincense and myrrh ta v much

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gold, or target gift card? Gold, or target gift card? Hmm.... let me think.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, fine. Gold and a Target gift card.

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    #26

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    mcdadstuff Report

    #27

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    iamMandyV Report

    Mike Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...bedtime is when the big hand is on the little hand.

    #28

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    akthegemini Report

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well on the bright side, all Mariah Carey wants is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does "ungifting." Instead of giving material presents we donate to charity in each other's names.

    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #29

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    highoffness Report

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a very thin person trapped between the cheeks... and now you can´t unsee it.

    dab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how, just how is that happening

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your "friends" keep poking your buttcrack when you aren't careful. It's just self defense!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft can-openers don't have butts nearly as adorable as cats do.

    Paulio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The butt will fold in on itself and create a black hole or something like that

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen my little dog? He was here when I sat down! (The Far Side cartoon)

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, don't need to watch Nutcracker this festive season

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    MNateShyamalan Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whos down in whoville have applied for an AVO

    S M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the Grinch isn't naked from the waist down. He wears trousers

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He grew up with Donald Duck.

    Heather Fordham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C’mon!! Realy? It is an animated cartoon for all. This censure is getting ridiculous

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whovians don't like furries

    #31

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    Omarruizz10 Report

    Empresslockness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy six random items from The Dollar Tree at $1.25 each. Your $8.00 should be enough for everything plus taxes.

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    Jameca2011 Report

    AbsintheMinded
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where any Christmas $ we get goes. Every year. Bills bills bills.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I asked for a senior dog check up for my dog who is turning senior on Xmas eve!

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my water and electric bill are 2x higher this month… so yes please.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah! Great idea!

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    BigToofedBlonde Report

    An Argonaut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about it that way😱

    YourLocalLizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had nightmares from that one car with the weird puppets. Also a whole bunch of kids board a train in the middle of the night without their parents knowing? The whole goes all the way to the NORTH POLE. They let a child control the train at one point. A parents worst nightmare.

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always kinda thought it was a lil’ bit creepy

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought PE looked creepy. My grandkids were kind of split on that. The biggest problem with Polar Express is the "uncanny valley" effect. They tried to make realistic looking CG characters at a time when they were not yet good enough at it. Effects artists will talk about how you have to be on one side or the other. Either obvious 'cartoon' - Simpsons, Family Guy etc. or - or whatever is a good example of pretty realistic looking people. They are getting there now though. deep fake videos, realistic looking games.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uncanny valley hits me hard. Like straight up horror isn't a problem for me, but creepy stays with me forever. No puppets, dolls, mannequins. Just nope.

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    Heather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family, we call it the Polar Depress.

    ~Alex~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking know. To this day my family refuses to acknowledge this fact and we are forced to watch it anyway.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle called it the Bipolar express.

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    nanisxo Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    December is when I buy stuff sensible-me normally vetoes but cranky-me wants.

    YourLocalLizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school once had this christmas shop thing, and my mom gave me 20 dollars to buy presents at it. I cam back home with 20 dollars worth of stuff for myself.

    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy a lot now since it’s on sale. Next month it’ll cost a lot more. So don’t feel bad, feel good about it.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy a gift for someone, then I buy one for myself. One for you, and one for me. One for other person, two for me.

    #35

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    CiaranJDC Report

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.

    Michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was watching it last night when i looked at my step mom and said, “ i just realized Trump looks like Potter!”

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I too young for muppet Christmas carol???

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    taylorgarron Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think they made the list....

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he can get to every household overnight on the busiest night of the year, I'm willing to believe he can read minds and make the list.....and that's neurodivergent at the very least.

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    Ann-Marie Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If like me he's f up the list due to ND autism/dyspraxia ,Then he's neuro divergent!

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, I think Taylor is neurodivergent

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm pretty good at sarcasm, but sometimes I still don't "get" things. I'm hoping/guessing this was meant as sarcasm? As someone with autism (I honestly dislike "neurodivergent"), it feels like you are using "neurodiversity" as an insult. If you are not, I'm sorry 😐

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    DancingPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close but not quite, during Christmas break the only time to get dressed is when you’re going out or have to wash all your pyjamas (I’m a teen, Highschool is a lot) *edit, went to the store with my friend then their house, did not get dressed and many people weren’t either, 4 days left in winter break, have only gotten dressed for extended family coming over and going on a date.

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every holiday and weekend. Thought this was common knowledge

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    AnnabelleWilin Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said 'patience' but thought it was too mean...

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new SO that isn't so into themself?

    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone else, who has some humility and who values him equally.

    Jacqueline Pie Francis
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of stuff makes me crazy. Why is arrogance and egotism fashionable? What happened to humility and kindness?

    Kittyfartzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who knows his worth and deserves him.

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tools to make you things!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you can think of something that will light his tree up

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    #39

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    hushbunniii Report

    #40

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    DrKittyGirl Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas is for the young and young at heart

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the young at heart have second thoughts on Christmas.....

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    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it's for kids from 1 to 92.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved Christmas when I was a child and someone else did all the work.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *happily shreds the wrapping paper*

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much of it just looks like waste.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were faking it, but we committed to the role, and made it believable.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    39 and loved every year of it (except that one year in high school where I was really angsty, but we don't talk about that year).

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joy is seeing the joy of the children (mostly). Not many adults like paying $8 for a corn dog and standing in line for 3 hours but they still take their kids to Disneyland.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I feel like the magic stays as long as I have someone to make it magical for.

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    Jj321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, a 35 year old millennial usually LOVE Christmas. This year has been a bit off, but stuff keeps breaking, and things were already tight. But, the last few days I have perked up a bit.

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    cuteafricanteen Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone spraypainted a tumbleweed. Pinterest fans?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs some tinsel wrapped round the bare bits, and recycle for next year. Beats killing a tree fo 'fun'.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's a nice tree Charlie Brown

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't a tree. It is a statement of the household finances!

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    AnnaStonebrook Report

    Andy Saputo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm partial to the Disney/Mickey one myself.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I like the original, too. This isn't a very good challenge for millennials like us!

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    CGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should all try a little Perry Como and Bing Crosby, and I'm not even that old. Songs sung by J-Lo, Bruce Springsteen and Elton John don't qualify as "Classic Christmas Music".

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier. Make them watch one with the original wording and wait till they say "Do you have this in English?"

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muppet Christmas Carol first. Then the 1970 Scrooge musical. It scared me as a kid but the part where the town is singing the upbeat "we thank ya very much" song because he is dead always made me laugh.

    Wombat1985
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two words: Patrick Stewart. Case closed.

    #45

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    MonoChz Report

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    raanapbot Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they gave up on the house dream

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In exchange for avocado toasts - that's on them.

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    joeynolfi Report

    #48

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    whotfisjovana Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments make me feel Santa is like a serial killer. Watch out, it's Santa!

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's definitely some sort of stalker. 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that Futurama captured the true Santa best!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is a perv. Come sit on my lap, little kid, and I'll reward you by sneaking into your house in the middle of the night and leaving you a present.

    #49

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    #50

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    agrxnzky Report

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my cat socks every year, don't you dare judge me.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got lots of feet, you need lots of socks!

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i adore fluffy socks so I may or may not have literally asked for socks this Christmas.... but, like, c'mon. if you live somewhere even relatively cold, how could you not love cute fuzzy socks?

    Booklover<3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally asked for socks for Christmas

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes a running leap* I got the star!

    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried it, less cats but more bats

    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would totally work if the cat were say about 6 weeks or 16 year old.

    CanadianaKa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less fun without picture of cat sitting below, staring up at it calculatingly....

    CWebby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats call this "a challenge."

    Powerful Katrinka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream on. An average cat can jump up to 6 times their length. Any self-respecting cat would take one look at this and yell, "Banzai!"

    Greta Kolding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, still won't deter a true, red-blooded cat.

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    ludludlud Report

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    Almostfoxlike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did. Nerf and jackets were the main ads for me

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    Malcontent79 Report

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs as a perma-broke GenX*

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    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok well then I'm getting old- I don't know what it means!?

    hot_noodle_soup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s normally used to signify death as in you’re at final peace. So when she says she’s going home, it’s as if she’s going to die and return to God or wherever people go when they die.

    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre emoji BS, the dove with an olive branch signified peace. After, they can claim it represents death, or even a craving for chocolate peanut butter cups. People spin things for goofy reasons.

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    Pixie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that in standard german games? (sorry, never heard of these two. Intercultural pandas, help your non-northamerican pandas out)

    yeeyee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up, from what I got trogdor is like a spoof version of dungeons and dragons. The big chill was a little interesting because all I found that was even close was a bob ross board game called the art of chill which I have no clue on. I hope this helped at least a little!

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    Amethyst Watt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause it's hard to be merry when you're mentally ill 🙃

    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two reasons, one is diminished interest in Christmas, the other is general apathy to so-called traditional holidays in general. Thanksgiving used to be a big deal, but noone is crying that much over it's relative absence.

    MCathenaE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on December 25, but happy Hanukkah & Merry Yule everyone!

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