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Christmas is a time for joy. A time for gorgeous decorations, surprising gifts, ugly sweaters, and... talking about all of it on Twitter, of course.

To get you into the festive mood, we at Bored Panda, just like in 2020 and 2021, decided to put together the funniest and most relatable Christmas tweets we could find. They range from self-deprecating jokes to clever puns and wordplay, and we think it should get the job done nicely!

So get yourself some cookies and brew a cup of cocoa because we're scrolling.

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Jods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wreck the tree and blame the doggy. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Day three of living in the fake tree with warm lights, I think the humans suspect I am not a bauble but can't yet confirm this.

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Eiryn Elliott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh

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Argle Bargle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the movie's alternative title is 'Can we please just give introverts some peace and quiet in the festive season? Geez'

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Nikkie Nothing
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every year I relate to the Grinch more and more. Especially when he's standing on top of Mount Crumpet yelling out the names of everyone he hates.

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was on tv when I got home from work yesterday, couldn't resist watching it and ignoring what I needed to get done instead.

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Colin Brackenridge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worry about his health. Those yellow eyes are signs of kidney failure.

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Almostfoxlike
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's lierally how school/mass shooters are made. Js. If you disagree watch the TED talk on "how i almost became a school shooter."

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Mike Loux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who was it said, "To be fair, the grinch didn't hate Christmas, he hated people." I totally respect that.

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Argle Bargle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.

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Shannon Matthews
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies

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XenoMurph
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't that the one who flipped the finger to Trump and got fired, but then elected Senator because everyone thought that was cool?

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Argle Bargle
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them

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Kimba
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still looks like a disaster waiting to happen when all the fishing line and ornaments get tangled up and pulled down.

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Artsy Bookworm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love

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Greta Kolding
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.

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