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“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia
Back in 1949, when George Orwell’s 1984 was published, the novel was deemed a depressing masterpiece and prophetic warning. Readers were horrified by the idea that the future might eventually reflect the themes in the book. Nowadays, however, we know all too well how accurate the story has become.
It seems like every single week, news headlines are more and more dystopian. Artificial intelligence becomes increasingly pervasive by the day, and governments around the world appear to be taking steps to remove individual freedoms, rather than expand them. And if you’re interested in seeing some harrowing examples of what’s happening to society, you’ve come to the right place. We visited the "That’s Dystopian" Facebook group and gathered some of their most unsettling posts below. From employees working past the age of 100 to citizens being encouraged to snitch on shoplifters, our lives are starting to feel like we're living in a Black Mirror episode.
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#1
Spencer's slave no longer 2 days ago
Dirty nappies and cat litter spring to mind on this, veggies are too expensive in the Disunited States.
Robert T 1 day ago
The president should be able to supply plenty of the former. ;-)
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Jeff Peiffer 1 day ago
From a practical / legal perspective, "surge pricing" is a bad idea. It could lead to false advertising lawsuits as people may have put items in their cart at one price, the price changes, and now they pay more despite the price advertised when they selected the product was lower. It's more in place to reduce the labor required to do the nightly price changes.
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
Technically it's not much different from gas stations changing their prices while you're pumping or preparing to pump. It does open a lot of opportunities for cheating on both sides, with customers waving phones with AI images ("I took a picture! SEE? It was at $0.01, legit!") and Walmart price gouging ten times a day whenever some sort of rush is expected (end of school day = students and snacks come to mind).
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CP 2 days ago
In a capitalist society this is just called good business. Humans are only useful for profit.
Lotekguy 1 day ago
There are degrees of capitalism. It can exist without excessive greed wherever there is the political will to set some boundaries.
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Nitka Tsar 1 day ago
Just out of curiosity: Do other stores in the US have electronic price tags or will Walmart be the first?
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Fortunately, the 'analyst' is not working for Walmart. Yet.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
Gosh, I would have to concur with that 100%! It might not even be that bad if they then increased your wages, but it very rarely works like that.
Michael Largey 1 day ago
The inefficient are left where they are. The incurably clueless are moved up to management.
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
And no matter how much they saw they appreciate you it's a load of BS. It's been a while ago that I'd staff mtgs the manager told us about 4 different things that would be coming to us and away from the clinic managers. Each time after the mag I went to my boss and told her that I know how to do that (I'm the only 1 that knew how to do it). She gave it to other people that had to go to classes to learn it. I had also told her that I have trained people in the past. After the last time I just said s***w it, I'm not telling her that I know how to do something unless she asks.
TheWickedOne 17 hours ago
At my job the s***w ups get promoted or jobs in other departments that other better qualified people want because nobody wants to deal with them any more... they should be fired for unable to perform their job.
#3
Geoffrey Scott 2 days ago
And isn't it odd, that the US wants NOTHING to do with Communism which is defined by the government overseeing the methods and means of commercial productivity. As the 'Orange God' is demanding Nvidia and US Steel, pay 'tribute' to the government by allowing him to have final say so over how they run the business?
CP 2 days ago
Thank you for properly using communism and not saying socialism.
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PenguinEmp 1 day ago
Why do the Americans think communism is socialism? They are two completely different things.
Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
You would be SO disappointed talking to the average MAGA acolyte.
Load More Replies...For the most part, technological advancements are a positive thing. It’s amazing that we can use our phones to give us directions while driving, play music whenever we want, provide us with access to all the knowledge in the world, and allow us to keep in touch with people all over the planet. Meanwhile, we need scientists to continue finding cures for diseases and creating new vaccines to keep us safe. But there are certain aspects of technology that feel just a bit dystopian.
According to a report from October 2025, more than a billion people across the globe say that they now use AI at least once a month. But many are using it every single day, whether that’s to help them write an email at work or to provide advice on how to handle issues in their relationship. People are starting to turn to computers to solve every single problem they have, and life is beginning to feel like a sci-fi novel.
#4
Lotekguy 1 day ago
When Trump ran the first time, he claimed he was going to propose a healthcare system that was better than Obamacare. A decade later, we have yet to hear what it would be. Still buffering. Still buffering. Still buffering.
Geoffrey Scott 2 days ago (edited)
We had an exchange student whose parents came over to see her 'graduate' (sophomore). Talking with her Dad, I told him how much I admired Danish social society and how it sees to citizens' lives. "You have to watch them EVERY MINUTE!" (sigh) guess it'll never happen here. He did b***h about the tax burden though.
ErolHM 1 day ago
You can get it all over South America, Central America and in northen North America a.k.a Canada.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 2 days ago
I worked at a market while I was in school. The deli manager used to take the day's unsold fried chicken, put it in foil-lined bags, and then place those in the dumpster on top of clean flattened paper towel and toilet paper boxes. .The owner of the market found out about this and instituted a new policy: chicken was to go directly into the dumpster, and then the day's grease trap matter was to go on top of the chicken, followed by the day's coffee grounds.
Laszlo Larthlanc 2 days ago
Later on in life, I was delivering to a large chain market, and when I arrived at the loading dock the assistant manager was taking bags of bread, slicing them open with a box cutter, and dumping the bread into the filthy dumpster. When I asked him why he was going to all this trouble (even though I already knew the answer) he told me that if people could get bread for free they weren't going to buy bread in the store. As if the poor and the homeless had any money at all to buy any bread anywhere.
Load More Replies... tori Ohno 1 day ago
Clinton passed a law that allows restaurants to give their leftovers to the food bank free of repurcussions, like being sued for stale bread, etc I can't believe food is still thrown away.
V 1 day ago
Fair enough things like alcohol and canned goods, because those can k**l someone if there's been an issue with fermentation or the canning process.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
One of my professors, Alfred Baumeister, at Vanderbilt's John F. Kennedy Center for Research on Education and Human Development, used to tell us that if you want to know the best predictor for how someone would turn out in life given the current US climate was to look at the zip code of the child's parents when the child was born.
Tea Drinker 2 days ago
Apparently, it's been suggested that instead of admitting certain students based on race, they should admit them based on zip code. Zip codes with lower income families regardless of race.
Load More Replies... CP 2 days ago
The ugly truth of the world is that luck plays the biggest role. Your genes and environment dictate who you become, and we punish people for these things they have no control over. It is messed up.
CK 1 day ago
People always feel like they have more control than they actually do.
Load More Replies...While AI can be a helpful tool, IBM warns that there are some potential risks associated with these technologies. First, they note that humans are innately biased, and humans created artificial intelligence. Sometimes, these biases and prejudices are reflected in the technology, so it's important that we don't take everything an AI model spits out as gospel.
At the same time, AI is sometimes used to launch cyberattacks. Voices can be cloned, and identities can be faked to scam people out of money. AI tools can also be used to create convincing phishing schemes to compromise an individual's or an organization’s privacy and security. It’s becoming increasingly challenging to determine what was crafted by AI and what was created by a real person.
#8
Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
And we're going to make sure they can't sleep on this bench,too.
Jesha 1 day ago
Carry some allen wrenches so if you see these you can do something about em. Can't remember what size though.
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Things like can use all different kinds of special fixings, though.
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ChakatBlackstar 1 day ago
Well sleeping on the bench clearly isn't an option. The street was the only flat space left to sleep on.
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
Sarcasm, I presume? Otherwise: with the bank prepared the way it is the homeless may well have to sleep on the actual street.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 2 days ago
Not uncommon. The homeless in the town where I grew up used to commit non-violent misdemeanors & felonies in order to get themselves arrested. They knew they'd get a shower and a shave, some fresh clothes, and a few meals that were far better than what they'd been getting on the streets.
Eri J 1 day ago (edited)
As I have said before, old people need to commit a felony and land in prison so they'll be set for the rest of their lives. It's pathetically sad that criminals get better treatment than our elderly.
Hellen 1 day ago
My retirement plan is to become a vigilante grandma and take out as many pedophiles and child molesters as I can before I get arrested, and then when I go to prison, I'll be better taken care of than in some understaffed nursing home that abuses and neglects it's patients to death
Load More Replies... ymzn8j5zsf 1 day ago
Ah, the USA - a third world country in disguise, hungry and ill, wearing a mink coat.
Bad Alchemy 1 day ago
"Fun" fact: In the US, state and federal prisons charge incarcerated persons a "medical co-payment" (yeah, a fee) to see a doctor. Most prisons charge a fee that is equal to or more than a week's "wages". Wages might be between 17-cents and 1.10 per hour. You are supposed to get a medical necessity waiver if you have a chronic condition (heart disease, high blood pressure, HIV-disease, etc) that requires routine medical exams and treatments, but that doesn't always happen. Inmates cannot see a doctor just by asking. They have to convince a guard that they need to see a doctor, and then the guard has to make a recommendation to the infirmary. Moral of the story: don't go to prison if you want to get healthcare, just go to a hospital emergency room. If you are sick, they have to treat you as per EMTALA.
Spittnimage 20 hours ago
I knew a guy who'd have his brother get him committed to a psych hospital so he'd have somewhere to stay during the winter. I don't know why he couldn't stay with the brother. This was back in the 80s.
Another major concern that critics of AI cite is the environmental issues. The data centers that AI technologies run on use an incredible amount of water to keep their servers cool. In fact, one study found that just one language processing model emits over 600,000 pounds of carbon dioxide, which is almost 5 times the amount of emissions a car will produce in its lifetime.
It feels a bit dystopian to know that we’re wasting water and polluting the planet, so people can talk to ChatGPT. Meanwhile, a quarter of the world’s population still doesn't have access to clean water.
#10
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
For 25 years, when submitting a proposal for work from my company, they had to have my CV. It was basically, 'Owned and ran this company for [however many] years'. Every time.
Julie S 1 day ago
Nowadays they tell you to only put the last couple of jobs on your CV because what you did at 16 has no relevance now. Unless you are 16 then it is very important.
Charlotte 1 day ago
Depends on the job. I have had clients request I go back 15 years. I'm a consultant - sometimes I end up submitting over 40 pages!
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The correct answer is, "I'm sorry, but I can't discuss those three years due to an NDA."
#11
Hime 1 day ago
This is exactly what happened to my parents. Oldest friendship they had ended with the "friends" sneering and saying nasty things because my parents hate the Cheeto Man.
Kari Gilbert 21 hours ago
The comments are DISTURBING. Presidents change every 4 years (sometimes extended to 8 years) and you are going to throw away a *40* year friendship over that?? It's not like EITHER choice was dipped in gold. Extremism on EITHER side is bad. OPs mother is no better.
Lee451 Henderson 1 day ago
A person dumped a friend of 40 years because of who she voted for? That person who dropped the friendship was never a friend to begin with.
The Short Lady 1 day ago
This isn't a question of politics but of morality. As James Baldwin said: “We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.”
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Mary Hapenny 21 hours ago
I'm Irish. Had a great uncle and have a cousin called Patrick Smith!
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Joseph Clement 14 hours ago
3 things never to discuss with friends: money, politics, and religion
TheWickedOne 17 hours ago
You don't vote for my color, we are not friends anymore! *whiny baby voice*
#12
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Well, no. I get overwhelmed by how online is a genuine dystopian nightmare, and out of my windows is a chaotic utopian wilderness that is absolutely adorable.
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
Perks of living rural, I'm guessing? Or a sense for enjoying the absurd. If I had more of the latter myself I might start watching the news again.
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Mike Rodrick 2 days ago
Tell it to spineless republicans & the conservatives on SCOTUS who've been enabling a dictator.
In 2024, Newsweek reported that a survey of 1,000 Americans found that 26% of men and 14% of women believed they were living in a dystopian society. In fact, one-fifth of Americans said they were living in an even more dystopian society than the one described in Orwell’s 1984. Reasons cited for this were the overturning of Roe v. Wade, shifting gender norms, cancel culture, and more. But today, people might have even more reasons to believe that they're living in a sci-fi story.
#13
Kerry Borthwick 2 days ago
Lol my bf said they metal gear soldier that robot
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Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
As Marine veteran, this article is too funny. Especially because Marines are stereotypically seen for their braun, but not necessarily for their brain. Yet 8 of them were able to outsmart an AI robot, even while giggling. 😂
Scott Rackley 1 day ago
Former corpsman here. Marines are well known for coming up with nonsense like this, at least mine were. Bored Marines are quite innovative.
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joann fielding 1 day ago
Saw a clip of some burglars defeating a motion detecttion system by the simple expedient of holding up a white sheet in front of them. 🤦♀️
#14
CP 2 days ago
If you read the Bible, I don’t think most Christians understand Jesus.
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 1 day ago
I think saying they pretend to hate capitalism is unfair, it's more like it's all they've grown up with and that makes it harder for them to identify and avoid the negative parts
Panda Cat 1 day ago
I hate the destruction of the word “woke” as a concept and attitude toward what’s going on around us. I hope I am and will remain “woke” because otherwise I’d be a reactionary dullard.
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Unfortunately, there’s more than one dystopian piece of literature or film that has come eerily close to predicting the future. The Guardian published a piece earlier this month discussing pieces of media that seem to have predicted the future. Neal Stephenson’s 1992 novel Snow Crash, for example, has an immersive virtual reality called the “metaverse,” which requires a headset to access. And we all know that Mark Zuckerberg renamed his company Meta and announced a plan to develop his own “metaverse”.
#16
Norah Reilly 1 day ago
... but it's still the fault of those darned immigrants, right? But, wait... isn't it true that every single white person here is an immigrant or the child of immigrants?
#17
Sam Trudeau 2 days ago
And this is the kind of work Christians are SUPPOSED to do
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Allan Onufrei 1 day ago
My cousin has been doing Mission trips to Africa for over 10 years now and has installed over 20 wells in that time. I'm glad the atheists are doing good things as well, we all should, but if you all think Christian groups haven't installed water systems or helped the people of Africa at all, you are very mistaken. I'm very proud of my cousin who does these mission trips and the organization, God Will Provide, has people around the globe doing things like this EVERY DAY. We all can help, I don't care what your religion or lack thereof is, you can be a good person and contribute to the world if your heart is in the right place. We need more of this.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
Some atheists have to put up with questions like what stops them from doing all the ràping and piļlaging they want. The questioners lose their shıt when the atheist informs them that they’re already doing all the nefarious things they want, as in none. Someone should challenge the Christians and ask them how much nastiness they want to engage in but believe their god is preventing them from doing.
TheMFKNXerdo 1 day ago
some christian conservative that thinks that the poor are not human, like absolutely every single christian conservative does, got offended.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
Anyone who buys a toothbrush with that sort of technology deserves whatever consequences they get.
Auntriarch 2 days ago
I've got one of those (present from my brother). If I brush for two minutes it shows a smiley face. If I stop before then, it shows a sad face. Great, now I've made my toothbrush unhappy.
Laszlo Larthlanc 2 days ago
It's too bad nobody ever invented plain old manually operated toothbrushes that required no power other than human power, and no Internet connection.
J J 2 days ago
When did oral hygiene go from a chore to an experience? Does a vibrating toothbrush give you a mouthorgasm?
Auntriarch 1 day ago
Apparently special toothbrush heads are available...
Load More Replies... Tea Drinker 2 days ago
I forgot my password! How do I brush now? And now my arm aches! Woe is I.
Mook The Mediocre 1 day ago
I have an online toilet paper supply app. Today, my wifi failed and now I have to get my dog to lick me clean until the company can verify my arseprint. --- (Now, let's see what Panda censors... Yay, such pandafun)
keyboardtek 1 day ago
Someone just told me that during the hurricane when their power went out that they could not get a drink of water because the faucets they have have electronic controls on them.
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
That's ridiculous, just get a cheaper either electric or battery operated ($7) toothbrush.
Meanwhile, Octavia E. Butler’s 1993 Parable of the Sower and 1998 Parable of the Talents have unsettling similarities to our current age. The stories, which are set in a post-apocalyptic California, describe a wealthy community that has sequestered itself away from the dangers of the world. At the same time, the climate has been destroyed, and the president claims that he will “Make America Great Again”. Sound familiar?
#19
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
Although in the Matrix, making people happy didn't work, so there's that....
UnclePanda 2 days ago
It did work for the vast majority of the residents. Innocence was bliss.
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Colleen Glim 1 day ago
The cow gets hella high and starts seeing pink elephants?
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Laura Gillette 1 day ago
How do they keep the cows from walking into things or tripping over rocks and whatnot?
#20
CP 2 days ago
Society doesn’t make sense when you think about it for a moment. People hoarding wealth they don’t need and didn’t earn while people starve. Inheriting money isn’t earning it despite what the rich tell you. If giving children titles they didn’t earn via monarchies didn’t make sense then why does giving children money they didn’t earn make sense? We still operate society based on blood and it only has meaning because we give it meaning.
Carrie de Luka 1 day ago
Yep. Should start from scratch each time. Earn your own. However, everything needs to be more equitable. Access to education, health care etc. The pay at the bottom not miles from the top - all full time jobs should be able to pay for the basics in life, etc etc... Sigh.
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#21
Mike Rodrick 2 days ago
Or up to 25 to work in the medical field or be a nurse which is no longer considered a degree.
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
Whoever the idiot is that came up with that idea should be stuck in a hospital after all the nurses quit. Mo mother was an LPN for 33 years and had to do extra training after about 10 years to be able to give meds.
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Mel in Georgia 1 day ago
My daughter is a new employee for a company that gets business by providing other companies IT customer support by real people who speak English very well. She said they're already replacing them outside of business hours with AI. I don't know how anybody is going to be able to get entry-level positions soon.
Parmeisan 1 day ago
I'm a software engineer with 20 years of experience and I've been out of work for 5 months. When I finally get a job, it will probably be by taking a junior or intermediate position. There are some jobs asking specifically for new grads, but not many. I feel like someone with 1-5 years of experience won't stand a *chance*.
Load More Replies... AC 1 day ago
So the people teaching AI how to do everything will lose their jobs and AI will have to teach AI how to do it. That's sum skynet $hit
CP 2 days ago
Imagina a world where there was less work and more free time to do fun things. AI without capitalism could achieve that.
Charlotte 1 day ago
It could, but we seem to be headed in the opposite direction
Load More Replies...Everyone knows that it’s impossible to predict the future. But in many regards, at the moment, it does look bleak. Climate change is undeniable, and the gap between the rich and the poor continues to widen. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to avoid using AI, and it’s widely understood that the government is watching and listening to pretty much everything its citizens do. We know that the world can be a scary place nowadays, but if it brings you some comfort to call out just how dystopian it has become, we highly recommend that you do so! You might even want to share your findings with That’s Dystopian on Facebook.
#22
Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
I disagree with this. If I had never had to read a book outside a class, many of which I had never heard or weren't the sort of books I would have personally chosen, there is no way I would have had exposure to the books that shaped my life. As well, the amount of learning about Greek and Roman philosophy and mythology might not have come my way, and definitely the math that they taught in grades 7 to 12 needed time outside class to be worked on, mastered, and used. I very definitely believe in homework and believe it is important.
detective miller's hat 2 days ago
I was always terrible at maths, and as a kid I never had parents--or any adult--home with me to help with my maths homework. Teachers should not be giving children assignments that they cannot complete without help from an adult. I would come home with awful grades only to be screamed at by my mother, and in school would be made to feel like an idiot because all the other kids got the right answers on their homework.
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Andy Frederick 2 days ago
Without homework, kids just go home and play video games and don't learn how to work hard. Actually, even with homework that's what they do. And then their parents complain to their kids' teachers about their kids' bad grades.
Dragons Exist 1 day ago
Oh no, how dare kids care more about being happy and having fun than their grades
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joann fielding 1 day ago
Well! I must say all the people who commented certainly did their homework on citing their sources, and I got plenty, and I mean plenty, of reading! Lol
Dragons Exist 1 day ago
Completely agree. Kids already have to spend 8 hours at school, why should they have to do more at home? The only form of homework I can agree with is reading books (but not anything like answering questions about the books). And not to mention that grades seem to be more dependent on, or at least as dependent on, homework than schoolwork. Homework is one of the main reasons I'm suicidal, it's such a stupid concept that people try to advocate for with such reasons as "teachers don't have enough time in a school day to teach everything" (that's their fault, not the kids' fault) and "it reenforces what they were taught" (why are you shoving so much information in their heads that they need extra work just to remember it?)
Panda Cat 1 day ago
No, they don’t spend 8 hours in school. Try 6 or 7, with breaks of lunch and study hall.
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Robert Larson, LPN, JD 1 day ago
How about write a paper that NO ONE is going to care about five seconds after you turn it in? Anyone???
George Costanza 22 hours ago
As if most kids these days would do something better with their time. They'll just doomscroll for 10 hrs a day or play Call of Duty all evening. Better they do something that actually helps them learn.
#23
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Don't go too far back, you'll find the same problem! It was just a boom after ww2, and now it's back to normal.
Min 2 days ago
Prior to WWII, families often had one working parent supporting them. Now two people working full time, with no kids and decent jobs, struggle to afford housing.
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Panda Cat 1 day ago
Doubtful. I use Alexa to set timers, tell me the temperature and weather report, play music, ask what the best option is for brightening my laundry, etc.
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#25
Tea Drinker 2 days ago
My FIL worked part time at his local grocery store for extra money because he couldn't survive on his Social Security and pension. He had a crooked knee, hip replacement, and heart problems and used an electric scooter when he wasn't on duty. 'murica.
Load More Replies... Bewitched One 2 days ago
It could be. When owe get older and retire, we, a lot of the time stop being as active and that can be detrimental to the health of the elderly
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 day ago
One of Mr Auntriarch's uncles retired and in a couple of weeks he was so bored he got a job working the car park in a supermarket, keeping things tidy.
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MarieL 18 hours ago
Some seniors need something to do with all their spare time. And, it gives them a chance for socialization, a little exercise, and feeling productive. I don't believe that he is only doing this for the money. After all, isn't Walmart widely criticized for paying minimum wage?
Colleen Glim 1 day ago
Not sure how I feel about that. I would be bored af if I had nothing to do all day
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WubiDubi 1 day ago
Philip K D**k forsaw this. Imagine of they build 3 more factories and trap you. You try and go get healthcare and the Amazon proximity defense drones attack...
Babs Ishkabibble 1 day ago
They are providing jobs for people. You want them to operate out of a dumpster?
Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
I suppose the point I'm attempting to make, is companies reaping the benefits of offshoring jobs and not providing a livable income as pictured above. Trust me, if they could, they'd do it here(US). Remember the lie of NAFTA enriching the countries/people in which they operate?
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Alewa 2 days ago
How about designing workplaces in such a way that people don't want to hide on the toilet?
Kalikima 2 days ago (edited)
I have a shy bladder, thanks to abúse by my ex-husband, and sometimes it can take me more than 5 minutes just to relax enough to go!
Carrie de Luka 1 day ago
I have one that likes to wee in two parts... I need the time!
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Luke || Kira (he/she) 2 days ago
I've seen a follow-up to this post that was like "If your workplace installs these, call me - sincerely, your lawyer with Crohn's"
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Josh Gallant 2 days ago
If I see one of these at work, I'm crappin on TOP of the lid. Every time.
Nitka Tsar 1 day ago
Only in USA, I‘m sure. I just can‘t fathom how far the companies in that country are going, just to make life hatder for everyone. No compassion, no empathy.
Charlotte 1 day ago
Ditto. I'd slide onto the floor in a very inelegant heap
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This concept has been floated for airplane seating in order to fit more rows of seats in. I can’t imagine the agony it would cause. IMO, airlines need to remove a few rows and they’ll find fewer altercations happen. Shouldn’t reclining seats actually recline and not p**s off the people behind you?
#28
Earonn - 2 days ago
And, did any of the "protect our children" freaks go and protest? No? Oh, how totally not surprising.
Lee451 Henderson 1 day ago
If he missed court due a clerical error he should not have been arrested.
Jalunney 1 day ago
Not being funny but how was he forgotten. Did he not have family, friends or anyone that knew? I get it's a weird country where people only care about the material things but this is taking it a little far.
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
There are a lot of poor people in the US without access to resources and sometimes estranged from their families.
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Bartlet for world domination 2 days ago (edited)
In California, inmate firefighters are volunteers only and there is a possibility (not for everyone) to have your record expunged and get professional certifications after you get out. The true part is that inmate firefighters earn $5.80 - $10.24 per day. Source in comment.
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Load More Replies... MarieL 17 hours ago (edited)
I have an acquaintance who spent time in jail. He told me that he was ecstatic whenever there was ANY opportunity to get out of the facility. He told me that one of his "assignments" was helping search for dead body parts in a rural area. And yes, he still CHOSE to do it.
#30
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
The t-shirt i insist on for my funeral is a favourite: I used up all of my sick days, so I called in deåd. Americans may have to have 'sick days' explained to them.
Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
May I ask where you are? In 2024 I was suddenly off work for 8 weeks. If I'd needed more time before I was fit to return, there would have been no questions or arguments about me having it.
Load More Replies... Mark Karol-Chik 1 day ago
Reminds me of the 12 years working at Home Depot. You would come into work sick. Fever or coughing, because of the fer of losing your job for missing days.
Carrie de Luka 1 day ago
Awful - not just for the poor individual but for their colleagues and customers getting spluttered and snottered all over. Good luck not getting other people sick. I had staff come in to work poorly sometimes. Didn't go down well. I sent them home as I DID NOT want it! They'd get paid anyway. Just makes more people off sick in the end so doesn't make any kind of financial sense for a company really.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
Hopefully someday someone will enact some legislation to prevent this exploitation and emotional abuse of children. This mom will be pikachu shocked if her kid ever decides this was too much and goes no contact.
Laszlo Larthlanc 2 days ago
Hey. It's all about Mommy. Oliver's just an extra in her life movie.
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Babs Ishkabibble 1 day ago
Excuse me, but is that a giant p.e.n.i.s coming out of a bag next to the Sun and Waves sign?
Panda Cat 1 day ago
I hope not. Look at the right angles halfway down. It might be a lipstick.The one behind the sign might be.
Load More Replies... Ravenkbh 2 days ago
Do you know how long I stood on that escalator before I realized they were mannequins!!
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
That's the same escalator Trump tried to take at the UN.
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George Costanza 22 hours ago
It's the beach. No one was catching covid at the beach.
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Michael Largey 1 day ago
Nice that you can match up the pepper spray with the color you're wearing that day.
Tea Drinker 2 days ago
Get caught at school with this and I suspect you'll get expelled.
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Spencer's slave no longer 2 days ago
So, McDonalds now have indentured servants, not employees.
Mike Rodrick 2 days ago
I recall hearing Musk say that soon, people won't have to be worried about working.
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Does this mean they will illegally keep your final wages if you get angry and walk out?
Kim Kermes 2 days ago
So no one can get fired before they talk to the are or regional manager?
Gerry Higgins 2 days ago
That is just daring me to get a job there so I can quit without notice.
Antoinette the Red 2 days ago
So quitting your job is going to like canceling a gym membership now?
quentariel 2 days ago (edited)
Am I living in a different reality when I feel that talking to manager is totally reasonable thing to do before quitting? (putting up a sign about it however, is not). Although in my world you go to talk your manager in any kind of problems, and they really try their best to help and offer solutions. So talking to them is automatic thing to do when you even think of quitting or reducing hours or anything. But it seems that this kind of work culture relying on mutual respect is getting rarer and rarer nowadays around the world.
Charlotte 1 day ago
I can easily imagine a scenario where someone had taken a problem like harrassment to their boss more than once and the boss did nothing, then the employee snapped and quit - but didn't talk to the boss "that time". Oh, wait - that's memory not imagination.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
These make me ill. And BP, you ought to back off your crappy AI pix as well. Also your shoddy AI entries on articles.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
It's all going to depend on the name of the restaurant. If you buy a silicone keyboard cover at Bob's Burger and Grill, there is still going to be some explaining to do.
Ace 2 days ago
Unscrupulous employees have been fiddling their expense claims for ever. I think the company might get a little suspicious about just how many times you need to replace your earphones or keyboard cover.
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Joseph Clement 14 hours ago
Ordering an ergonomic laptop stand every day will raise some eyebrows
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
I don't think I've often been so broke as to need to spread my fast food payments over 4 months, but when I was, I certainly wasn't buying fast food!
Bewitched One 2 days ago
Especially not through DoorDash delivery with their higher than the actual restaurants prices, and ridiculous fees
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YakFactory 2 days ago
So you have to pay to save your grandma, rather than watching her choke? That's sick, money before compassion.
Bewitched One 2 days ago
It’s more than likely an AI auto response that sees keywords and has set responses based on those keywords. It’s sees “dont put ads” it responds with that exact message. Or a variation of the exact same thing
Load More Replies... Becky Samuel 1 day ago
In the UK you can text 999 (911) in an emergency where you're unable to speak. Sensible, right? The catch is that you have to have signed up for the service previously on their app. So you have to know IN ADVANCE if you're likely to have a medical emergency or a home invasion. Idiots.
Carrie de Luka 1 day ago
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 is the number of the 'New and Improved' emergency services, replacing the old 999. The 'New and Improved' emergency services promise nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers... Sorry, for some reason this just reminded me of the IT Crowd!! At least now I know about the text 999 service so I can sign up in advance - so cheers for that!
Load More Replies... Mike Rodrick 2 days ago
Prime offers an option for not having to see commercials for $3.99 per month
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Rosecrucian Roeth 2 days ago
If there really was a god, this would not be happening!
Load More Replies... Jalunney 1 day ago
There's going to be so many BP'ers saying this is terrible, should be a right. What they don't understand because they only consume social media, it's cheaper than the water you pay for. 7 million people don't have access to clean safe drinking water and now they do. The technology, maintenance, cost of building and yet they still provide cheap clean water to people that didn't have it. Surprised that BP didn't mention this /sarcasm.
Tea Drinker 2 days ago
@Zig Zag Wanderer - no reply on your comment, so...in my state (IIRC), the rainwater that hits your residence technically belongs to the city.
Greymom 1 day ago
Another reply to Zig Zag. Yeah in many areas of the US it’s actually illegal to collect the rainwater that runs off your OWN ROOF for your OWN USE. Of course you have to get caught doing so , but the principle remains the same. Say you have a nice house with a nice lawn and want a professional sprinkler company to install a system for you that uses the collected rainwater from your own property. Nope. Can’t do that. Professionally installed and permitted system is going to be hooked up to city water and you are going to PAY for every drop. If you’re handy and good at DIY you might put something together yourself but it’s technically illegal and you’re gonna get busted if you ever try to sell your property.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
It’s not as catastrophic as that. You can collect what runs off your roof but the restrictions are for systems that do more than just have your downspouts run into a blue plastic container.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
🎶 God bless the USA. 🎶 (Ed.) And this bill is from over 10 years ago. Think what it would be now.
Michael Largey 1 day ago (edited)
Was that being bitten by a "snake" as in serpent or being bit by a "snake" as in insurance company.?
Charlotte 1 day ago
I cant imagine what living in a country where a simple accident can wipe out a lifetime of savings does to a person's mental health
Parmeisan 1 day ago
I fully believe that this is why many Americans believe so strongly that poor people "deserve it" because they "don't work hard". Not all - I know Canadians who believe it too - but here's the thing: it's TERRIFYING to acknowledge the reality you describe. One snake bite, one blood clot, even a pregnancy (and abortion is now illegal, of course, in many states), any of these can bankrupt you and make you homeless, on welfare. Sometimes the human brain will do mental gymnastics to avoid a terrifying truth. So "I could never be in that situation" becomes "they aren't trying hard enough to avoid it". I think people in other countries may go through similar mental gymnastics to avoid accepting how easy it is to e.g. lose one's job and run out of Employment Insurance.
Load More Replies... Bad Alchemy 1 day ago
"Special Services" was a med tech handing a weeping OP a box of tissues, but at least it also includes the cost of the tissues.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
If this was submitted to insurance the high cost was used to benefit uninsured or underinsured people who couldn’t pay. It’s called padding the bill. Medical bills are generally negotiable, even if it’s hush hush. I notice there’s a charge of $1400 for therapy and maybe it went toward suggesting he negotiate payment and how to prevent a phobia of snakes in the aftermath.
Snowhater 1 day ago
There should not be a need to scam insurance companies for money to be able to provide healthcate for poor people.
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Tea Drinker 2 days ago
Believe it or not, seafood - including fish used for sushi - takes a similar trip. Misc oceans to Japan's fish market, sold, reshipped to USA.
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RomanceRadish 1 day ago
Whether he's doing this to make a point, or for personal health, he's succeeding.
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Greenkitty 2 days ago
I won't buy anything from Amazon, if I can't find it somewhere else I dont need it.
Michael Largey 1 day ago
If you met Jeff Bezos in hell, he would just try to sell you Hell Prime.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
What’s Warren Buffett doing now that he’s retired? I hope he’s looking for ways to give his money away.
Rob D 1 day ago
He's an absolute joke but he gets away with it cuz he talks a good charitable game.
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Daisydaisy 2 days ago
Well sunshine and lollipops! My dearest wish is to be cleaning other people's toilets and changing their bedding when I'm 84!
detective miller's hat 2 days ago
And people think I'm morbid when I say I hope I drop deąd of a heart attack before I'm unable to work full time.
#47
Michael Largey 1 day ago
"If you think the world has forgotten you exist, try missing a couple of car payments."
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
I would like someone to cite some research on this. And Betsy Mikel, article writer, I wish you all the way to the darkest, hottest parts of hell.
Josh Gallant 2 days ago
If I see one of these at work, I'm poopin on top of the lid. Every time.
Nikole 1 day ago
This is hilarious because you obviously meant to comment on the toilet post, but now I'm imagining someone shítting on a computer.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Who wouldn't prefer pictures of trees instead of the real thing? You also need to generate pictures of birds and squirrels, and perhaps photos of the oxygen the trees would have produced.
#50
Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
What's this "we" c**p Elon? You come from a nation that was built on the backs of s***e...oh...
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#52
Dan Holden 2 days ago (edited)
Westjet, a Canadian airline, recently reversed their decision to add one more row to their aircraft (by taking away more leg room from an already cramped cabin), because of fierce pushback from the public. It's a small victory, but maybe if everyone started pushing back more, these companies wouldn't be so quick to take advantage of their customers.
Fire Singer 1 day ago
If you look at how poorly "window seats" line up with the windows anymore you can see how much legroom there used to be on most airlines. Just awful.
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 hour ago
what's the likelihood that it won't actually lower fares at all?
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 hour ago
I've seen pics of this kind of setup for years, but not heard yet of them actually being a thing. probably will be real though
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Dan Holden 2 days ago
How about just having more trees. They have more benefits than just creating oxygen. Shade for one.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
They’re not always the best option. In parts of the UK peat bogs were ripped out and trees planted. Guess which was a better carbon sink. You say peat bogs? Yup. Guess what happened when the peat bogs were destroyed. Yup. A big release of carbon, methane, and people sacrifıced hundreds of years ago and thrown into bogs. (I’m kidding about the last one. Maybe.) I can see these used in places where trees aren’t an option because everything is paved. I’d like to see new pavement put in that is permeable to water so it doesn’t all run off, and replacing pavement when it needs repairs.
Load More Replies... Ace 2 days ago
TBF these are much more efficient and cheaper in the long term than real trees, and can go where a real tree cannot grow.
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Arthur Waite 2 days ago
That thing wouldn't last a week in my city - just too tempting to pitch a rock.... and I'm in Canada!
Jan 1 day ago
Is that bullet proof glass? Is it impervious to being punched or hit with objects like bats? Will the algae die if someone spray paints them depriving them of sunlight?
Richard Smith 21 hours ago
You know what the solution to too much technology is? MORE technology!
Grace Sssssss 1 day ago
"Alternative" is the wrong word here. These tanks can go where trees can't: on the exterior walls of buildings, for example.
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Hime 1 day ago
I have to buy one of the types that is all "natural" bc I have allergic reactions to any of these pictured. It's $12 each. I caught some on clearance for $9 and bought three because it was the cheapest I'd found it in a long time. So, yeah, nearly $30 for deodorant. And yes, this is US dollars, and in the picture too.
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
I got some Secret at Ollie's a couple of days ago for $1.99 each so I grabbed 3. I didn't need any yet but couldn't pass up the price.
Biofish23 2 days ago
Almost certainly US dollars, those look like pretty typical prices to me, an American who lives in a medium cost of living city where the federal minimum wage of $7 .25 an hour applies.
Load More Replies... Tea Drinker 2 days ago
But it does. Then some bright-eyed, clueless, self-satisfied nebbish loudly tells you that you'd save so much by joining Costco.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
I know. Anyone who has the above system deserves to have a cold bed.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
Shut yer whining. If you were so stupid as to buy a bed that needs an app, that's entirely on you.
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
Throw in ten bucks for a hot water bottle and you're good.
Load More Replies... keyboardtek 1 day ago
There was a real event where some kind of Amazon software that smart thinks use to communicate to smartphone went down and smart electric adjustable beds started folding up on their own. They lacked a manual override.
Scott Rackley 1 day ago
You bought an AI controlled bed, now you're paying for being a d*****s
Nikki Sevven 18 hours ago
This isn't merely a First World problem, it's a terminally stupid First World problem.
#56
UnclePanda 2 days ago
My no-window office opened into a 55" portal dedicated to reef diving videos and sunny beaches.
Richard Smith 21 hours ago
I will occasionally access our "digital window" in IT and add a creepy clown looking in... Been warned a few times now...
Kelly Scott 2 days ago
I want a space room, like Captain Picar's room, with huge windows that show the stars and maybe a planet or two. And with modern but comfortable technology and furnishings.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 hour ago
when I was in hospital, a lot of treatment and waiting areas had fake skylights. which was quite nice, really. I was in there a week, and the window in the ward was just out to a wall, and some sky, so it was nice to get some different, albeit fake, views. although my first thought seeing this was the fake windows in the tribute centre in the hunger games.
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Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
The same kind of sickness as Elf on the Shelf.
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Ange Marsden 1 day ago
Should you get your children used to being spied on by a middle aged white man?
Billo66 1 day ago
In high School there wa s a kid who was very eccentric but also an insanely good artist. They asked him to paint murals in the rooms. They had also recently installed a speaker/intercom system so they could make announcements and eavesdrop on classrooms. He painted a giant realistic ear around every single one lol.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 hour ago
shops used to have security cameras that were like little domes on the ceiling. I always thought they looked like dalek heads. if I misbehaved, my mum used to tell me that father christmas could see me being naughty through the camera.
#58
Fungus John 1 day ago (edited)
*slaps roof of obsidian sphere* "This bad boy can hold so many daleks"
Colleen Glim 1 day ago
Use that money and give every American citizen free healthcare. No wait! That’s socialism
#59
David Paterson 1 day ago
We've crossed the uncanny valley in reverse. Human-made "real" images have become so obnoxiously edited that they resemble AI slop.
Timothy Yeager 1 day ago
That's what they want. For you to doubt your own eyes so they can do anything they want and no one will believe the worst.
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Bad Alchemy 1 day ago
This is twisted and factually untrue anti-union propaganda. I've belonged to several different unions over my 45+ years in the workforce, and I recognize union-busting propaganda when I see it.
Rosecrucian Roeth 2 days ago
Wow, doesn't take much to have your comment hidden............the orange one must be in here somewhere.
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
It's that BP glitch that they have been taking so long to fix where random comments are being hidden, sometimes receiving a minus point, and can't be responded to. IF they are ever going to fix it - it's been a week, and that's an awful long time for an entire website to be this messed up. Maybe the entire place is run by AI now and/or they just don't give a fuck anymore.
Load More Replies... Richard Smith 21 hours ago
Unions were formed for legit reasons. Yes, they CAN be a****d like anything else...but so do employers.
Travis Sinclair 1 day ago
We had to watch anti union videos for my first job at a supermarket when I was in high school (early 90s). Standard for all new hires, unfortunately.
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
Years ago when I worked at UNC Hospital they were trying to get people to vote for a union. It didn't work because very few people wanted it.
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Owen 2 days ago
I think most smart people have been predicting it for years. Sadly, it's no longer about predicting, it's about watching it unfold on a daily basis.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
I find it slightly bizarre that off-duty police officers are allowed to have a second job like that in the first place.
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
I believe that a large number of police in the US have part time jobs exactly like that.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Not a krona? Do they have to pay to travel to Great Britain if they collect some of these so that they can spend them?
Owen 2 days ago (edited)
Icelands is a grocery store in the UK, that sells mostly frozen food.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 day ago
Shoplifter will pay you two if you don't. Let that free market capitalists brag about decide these things.
Betsy S 1 day ago
If they could afford to do that, they wouldn't have to be shoplifting.
Load More Replies... CP 2 days ago
Depends on the country. In the US (my country) shoplifters are cool in my book. In civilized countries that provide for their citizens like a proper government, that becomes a problem.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
There’s a difference between big corporations and locally owned small businesses. I also disapprove of the thing where a group of people rush in, grab what they’ve scouted out as good options, and then run out. That seems like a good way for other shoppers to get injured and it’s probably traumatic for the staff. It’s also different because it’s not about a desperate person who needs groceries.
Load More Replies... Tea Drinker 2 days ago
Huh. In my city, people just pick up what they want and walk out because there are no security measures in a grocery store and staff are required not to interfere for their own safety. Yes, kids walk out with cases of beer.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Said by the overpaid president of the company who is sitting on his ass in his office and having everyone do his work for him, as well as bringing him coffee and lunch, and who, instead of paying his employees bonuses, takes it all for himself and his board of execs and his shareholders.
James016 2 days ago
This comes across as more lower to middle management. The people who claim it's not their job to find cover if one of their team is off sick/on holiday
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 day ago
OK, I'm awarding myself a big raise and a huge bonus. You may say that it's not my job to do that, but management has assured me that that phrase does not apply to me.
Booker 2 days ago (edited)
I can't think of a better way to let others know you don't have a healthy set of boundaries. Even if you had the best of intentions, you'd be enabling others down paths of entitlement, power trips, etc. If you did it long enough, coworkers would label you as a kiss-a-, over-achiever, non-player, ..., and they would target you every chance they got. From an ethical standpoint, the issues are even worse. Administrators would have a whole new way to avoid being held accountable for what they were being paid to manage, initial praise for unpaid overtime would likely turn into unfair expectations, etc. The one good thing about a sign like this is that, without a doubt, it would identify that this was an extremely toxic work environment.
Rick Murray 2 days ago
Stop you right at "unpaid overtime". If that's an expectation then it is already a toxic work environment.
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Mel in Georgia 1 day ago
The company I worked for would ask people in the more professional positions to work in shipping, physically boxing our products, when we had a large shipment. It made no sense, financially, because my pay was far greater than those working in the warehouse. I was fine with it though - kinda enjoyed the mindless work - but it literally was not my job. That company was crazy.
OneHappyPuppy 1 day ago
I just had this argument with the owner of the company I work for yesterday... I'm seriously impressed I'm not fired yet. Must be that they need me...
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Billo66 1 day ago
We are the masters of our own destiny. I talk to me every day.
Load More Replies... Just me... 1 day ago
Oh, he's got some explaining to do. I may even listen after he gets my forgiveness.
Rosecrucian Roeth 2 days ago
Makes about as much sense as every other part of religion..................
#65
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
If he's sticking this in your car, apparently you do. ;-)
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Travis Sinclair 1 day ago
I am going to hell for hoping this is real. If this is made up, props for the 'sending flowers' option. If this is really real, then I really wish for an asteroid impact to wipe our slate clean. (For real)
OneHappyPuppy 1 day ago
I've made it this far in the list (#66) and this post is the first one that made me think f**k this s**t...
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Spencer's slave no longer 2 days ago
Maybe I should start charging rent to the illegal tenants in my shed but she's pregnant and he eats cockroaches. I think they sub let to a family with more than 6 kids so can I charge them rent too?
Nikole 1 day ago
We have a single mother and her child in our shed/garage. I don't have the heart to charge them rent, especially as it's so cold out. (They are cats... I wish they wouldn't run from me when I leave food in there...)
Load More Replies... Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
According to Zillow's 'Rent Zestimate' they could rent that place for $1450/month, so $400/month is a heck of a bargain.
Norah Reilly 1 day ago
BP, you freaking idiot(s), you even censored 'Dyk3' - really!? Your censoring algorithm is remarkably clumsy, inconsistent, and just basically makes no freaking sense whatever.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
Has anyone tried to get in touch with Bored Panda itself?
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Greenkitty 2 days ago
Can't be any worse than some of the name people are giving their kids for free.
Colleen Glim 1 day ago
A LITTLE ashamed!!!? I hope they cringe every time they hear their child’s name!
Joseph Clement 14 hours ago
Lowkey they kinda have a point cause like internet is expensive and so are children. Or just like legally change the baby’s name after 2 years or so
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Why would I only want my head preserved? Fat lot of good that will do me. I'm short enough already.
Giles McArdell 1 day ago
Cryo freezing was big during the 80s and 90s but I read a while ago that most of those companies went bust and the "corpsicles" have since been disposed of.
The Other Guest 1 day ago
This is nothing new. The first person to be cryopreserved was James Bedford back in 1967.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
How can you pay for things with a bar code? Because if I can, I'm scanning that barcode myself....
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
This reminds me of the movie where Loki used the retina extractor to remove the scientist's eye so he could circumvent the security system and steal iridium.
Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
It was also done in Demolition Man,1993.
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Major Harris 1 day ago
"And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Panda Cat 1 day ago
Yup. I knew someone would post that. Mikail Gorbachev’s birthmark was “the sign of the beast” according to some people.
Load More Replies... crashthegreenhat 18 hours ago
There was 2600 panel when bluetooth on phones became popular that hackers would walk around with auto paring devices to unsecured phones and then make people's phones dial 900 numbers they owned to bill the dupes for money. Now all you need to do it carry a barcode scanner with you and you can rob people directly.
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Lotekguy 20 hours ago
The best reason I can think of would be the reading of a rich relative's will.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
I'm taller and weight more than she does and know so e martial arts moves that I learned when I had my kids in class.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
And then is carted off to a psychiatric ward due to the psychosis she created by not sleeping. Or perhaps to jail after she killed other people with her sleep-deprived driving.
Geoffrey Scott 2 days ago
Psychosis of not sleeping. If there are any doubts as to why the "Orange God' seems unhinged, it is no secret he sleeps 2 hrs/night, if at all.
Load More Replies... Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
Some people can survive on 3 hours sleep, and good for them. Most cannot, so this is silly. And £500k for a house is a lot, even in Essex.
Charlotte 1 day ago
I worked with a woman who never slept more than 4 hours a night. She had never owned an alarm clock because she didn't need one. Even as a baby she was an insanely short sleeper. She was also a condescending Karen who couldn't understand why other people couldn't exercise, cook from scratch, and keep a perfect home while holding down a full time job.
Load More Replies... Charlotte 1 day ago
Unless she is one of the lucky freaks who truly don't need more than a few hours sleep. They are rare but they do exist
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Truly honouring Christ would mean you would unfollow those shallow posters who claim they know what he would have wanted.
Kelly Scott 2 days ago
I could unfollow more than that. How about I unfollow all the Republicans that profess to follow Christ and then they act as unChristian as possible?
Colleen Glim 1 day ago
Pious for an hour on Sunday and a*sholes the rest of the week. Don’t preach at me about being *Christian* if you are sitting there judging everybody around you
Dan St John 1 day ago
There are thousands of religions and millions of gods and each religion thinks they have the one and only true god. Delusion at it's finest.
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Zombie Andrew 21 hours ago
its real. they have similar programs for other groups as well, trans kids, for example.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
I can distress tights myself for a lot less! It always amused me when 'distressed' jeans came into fashion. I was soooo ahead of the curve!
Panda Cat 1 day ago
For the Americans, ladders are what we call runs. We also call these pantyhose. I call them donations of the unopened packages I’ve had for decades with thanks that nobody seems to wear them anymore.
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Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
Wow, this is the first I've seen FB live used as a child minder, but I guess if it works, for a few minutes once in awhile and parent is just outside the doorway of their home.
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Joseph Clement 14 hours ago
Umm how does this work cause it looks like the plants are receiving air from the outside through holes in the backpack(?) and it looks like it’s doing absolutely nothing
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Owen 2 days ago
I don't think I could ever trust fish from a vending machine. If it's frozen that defeats the point of a vending machine. If it's not frozen it will be all nasty. There is no positive outcome available.
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YakFactory 2 days ago
Just use an ordinary paperclip from the stationary store. Much cheaper, and it does the same job.. Or, just use a scrap of paper and don't damage the pages.
Owen 2 days ago
I love my books. The ones I love most are my books that come with the little attached ribbon that you can use as a bookmark. Those ribbons are classy.
Load More Replies... V 1 day ago
Being a bookmark it is a lot bigger than it looks in the image where there's nothing to show the size difference between it and a regular paper clip.
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Yep, there is some real side-slapping humour involved in that silly-billy global warming.
Billo66 1 day ago
I hate when I post something I've learned and remember I read it here. :/
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YakFactory 2 days ago
Just make sure you don't step on the homeless man on the pavement. Ignore him and his plight, and have fun taking your cra**y photo. (Being sarcastic, just in case you don't realise. it.). What happened to compassion?
Charlotte 1 day ago
Sadly, this is reality in many cities - we all hustle past, caught up in our own drama
Load More Replies... Lil be lil 1 day ago
I don't think this is a homeless man look at his sneakers and cup. It's a movie scene or something.
Alewa 14 hours ago (edited)
It could be. But since when do homeless people have necessarily no cups and no shoes?
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Ace 2 days ago
Most countries across Europe have similar TV licencing fees. It's not quite enforced the same way in different places though - I don't think I've ever paid the French one, but the Swiss are rigorous about it. And even a computer or smartphone will make you liable, not just an actual dedicated TV set.
s6xcncsyc7 1 day ago
Back in day in NZ, the Broadcasting Corporation spread a myth that there were television detector vans, when in fact they just did door knock checks. Thankfully TV licences were abolished here in 2000.
Nikole 1 day ago
I swear I saw that in some movie or show a long time ago!
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Pernille 2 days ago
I'm happy to pay license fees both in Danmark and in the UK, it gives me good TV without commercials. I'm still paying both even though I live in France, then I don't feel so bad about using a VPN to watch DR and BBC.
Tomas O Flatharta 2 days ago
In Ireland you get to pay for the TV licensce and still get to enjoy commercials and has long as you have TV you need to get the license.
Load More Replies... Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
No we don't. We pay a yearly fee if we watch the state television channels. It's voluntary. Other countries FORCE payments of state broadcasting via taxes. I know which I prefer!
Unicorn 2 days ago
We have to pay if we watch any television, including live streams on the BBC web site.
Load More Replies... Giles McArdell 1 day ago
The British TV license essentially pays for the BBC - A bit like subscription services but you get allot more with the BBC.
Matthew Williams 1 day ago
We don't. We pay a yearly fee to watch TV with no ads, with journalists who are not paid by billionaires. Like Americans can, except our fee is less.
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Fellfromthemoon 2 days ago
In the eighties my family also paid a monthly fee for TV. My grandma told me that in the fifties, there was a monthly radio fee. Now, there is no "TV fee", but one has to pay if they want to watch anything on the telly, as every channel is digital.
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Tea Drinker 2 days ago
Maybe if the employer made an effort to *make* it a place an employee would say that.
Michael Largey 1 day ago
Employees saying "Profits are up ... Costs are down!" doesn't make it true. In fact, employers don't want their workers to know that profits are up. It might make them ask for raises.
Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
"Of course I don't mind working late".."I'm coming in early tomorrow"..both imply they were asked rather than demanded to.
Snowhater 1 day ago
At all my workplaces we regularly say the customer called or wrote that the job was done perfectly and they are really happy with our service and happily comes bak. Make a good workplace and give a good pay and employees will do good efficient work and keep customers happy. There will also be less sickdays.
SleepSycho 1 day ago (edited)
I'd sneakily add my own "wishes" in here, to undermine and point out how preposterous this and to generally sow chaos for fun because they have provided apt opportunity. Anarchy!
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Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
But you know that it's given someone an Idea, though.
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Owen 2 days ago (edited)
It's full of garbage, it's advertising pr*stitutes, it's covered in graffitti, it has a QR code for some reason, it's filthy, but it looks classy on the outside if you don't look too closely. Perfectly sums up London.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Zoom in and see it's a special tourist 'photo op' British phonebox. Rightly trashed. Love the ads on it too!
keyboardtek 1 day ago
How did they get all that garbage inside? Opening the door it would just fall out.
Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago
I imagine an enterprising individual smashed an upper window. It's not a real box, it's set up for tourist photos and deserves trashing.
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SleepSycho 1 day ago
Why not just... buy real books? Much more fun. Mine are mostly sadly unread anyway. But at least I have the possibility of reading. And they are burdensome to move, why not at least have real ones if u gonna clutter up your house?!!
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Next we will need a set of ICE figurines with guns and covered faces and the attitude of Cro-Magnon men.
Tea Drinker 2 days ago
They should make this more true-to-life: the person being searched is too...pale.
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Earonn - 2 days ago
Sorry, but I don't like this "you are loved". No, not everyone is loved. People in that situation are s******l, not stupid.
TheMFKNXerdo 1 day ago
Exactly. And those useless "hotlines" are a joke. No amount of lying to a caller can fix structural issues. Ask me how I know.
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Powerful Katrinka 2 days ago
This shouldn’t be on this list. For people with treatment resistant depression, this could be a life saver.
IamMego 2 days ago
Yes, I was just thinking that if I were given the opportunity I would jump on it, for sure.. Could be life changing
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
"FDA approval for this treatment is still far down the road, but the study points toward new paths for treating severe depression. Krystal said that understanding the brain circuits underlying depression is likely to guide future non-invasive treatments that can modulate those circuits."
Earonn - 2 days ago
That's about as horrible as this terrible pill that interrupts automatically my brain function when my brain wants to have a perfectly natural epileptic seizure. Has any of you clowns even SEEN someone with a severe depression?
V 1 day ago
The treatment for resistant depression is currently ketamine. This does not sound worse than ketamine.
Load More Replies... Tea Drinker 2 days ago
How about making that electrical stimulation burst come out my eyes to blowtorch the person making me depressed.
Zombie Andrew 21 hours ago
the rest of the headline probably reads "...because she's been in a coma from the repeated electric shocks"
Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
Sounds like it might be similar to a DBS (deep brain stimulation) fir seizures that have been used for over 25 years.
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Lil be lil 1 day ago
Would protect against eye injuries and tear gas somewhat. But how do you breath in that?
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
To be fair, he was not labelling them - he was describing what happens under a Republican regime.
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Earonn - 2 days ago
why not? I got a lovely face mask with dinosaurs on them. Why not choose the beautiful variant of something we need to wear? Have you had a look at your t-shirts recently?
Auntriarch 1 day ago
I made face masks to go with all my colorways, and ones for evening wear. I also made two for brides and one for a mother of bride. With diamante to match her shoes.
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Earonn - 2 days ago
No difference to the "Children's Bible" I got when young, with all horrible stuff removed and the rest sugarcoated to give me a wrong impression of Christianity.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 50 minutes ago
I dunno. for some reason peolple seem to think that the story of Noah is appropriate for children. there are even toys, and people decorate nurseries themed about that grim story of mass genocide.
Load More Replies... Sam Trudeau 2 days ago
Interesting. I've seen a Shakespeare book where they used LEGO for the characters
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Rosecrucian Roeth 2 days ago
And America is gonna get 'em.................more murderers and psychos.
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Betsy S 1 day ago
Looks like it. A little low, but at least he doesn't have a fever and I'm guessing that's what this is supposed to be looking for. 36.5 - 37.5 is average for the human body.
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What do you think ?
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 days ago
Not the right thing to read when you are already pretty bummed out
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Sadly, the jokes and fakes ARE becoming the reals.
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Jennifer MW 1 day ago
Odd that everything was from 2020... everything WAS dystopian then (still is, but in different ways)
Nikki Sevven 18 hours ago
I'm not sure if I'm in the Matrix and want out, or if I'm in the real world and want to be plugged into the Matrix.
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 days ago
Not the right thing to read when you are already pretty bummed out
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
Sadly, the jokes and fakes ARE becoming the reals.
Load More Replies... Jennifer MW 1 day ago
Odd that everything was from 2020... everything WAS dystopian then (still is, but in different ways)
Nikki Sevven 18 hours ago
I'm not sure if I'm in the Matrix and want out, or if I'm in the real world and want to be plugged into the Matrix.
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