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If you've been thinking about a career change, now's a great time to consider becoming a dog. It's the good life.
We're the artists behind the creative studio Last Lemon and we've created a simple and funny user-driven guide explaining "How To Be A Dog". Dog owners, experts, and dogs themselves submit ideas from around the world, and if we like the concepts (i.e. if they are funny or insightful or clever or true), we illustrate them.
You can also check out our previous work, where we tried to explain how to be a cat.
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Marie Czarnecki 9 years ago
OMG, My Sheltie sleeps with me and has to be right next to me and it seems as though I have 1/8 th of the bed. Her son sleeps under the bed. Mind you the bed is a queen bed size. All in all I really don't mind they keep a good eye on me because the are my SERVICE DOGGIES.
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Shivangi Adhya 4 years ago
I- literally my dog just tore my fav t-shirt just to pick a fight between me and her. She just destroys everything even my homework T-T. I'm fed up!!!!!!!. But I kinda like that ;-;. Cuz I could fight rather than studying XD.
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ViolettaBennich 9 years ago
I love it when they do it, and they will even bark quietly while running in their dreams.
LaurynSawyer 9 years ago
My dog doesn't "bark" he makes a funny sound like a guinea pig. It sounds like an internal hiccup from the back of his throat...
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Pemberton 9 years ago
In my chihuahua's case it's the other way round. She hates going for a walk so I'm the one to give her regular exercise. She runs away to hear the word "walk".
Kalikima 9 years ago
My Pomchi does the same thing...lol she freaks out every time we pick her up, thinking that its walk time, but will run outside if the door is open and spend 20 mins running around the place... And if I don't have time to coax her out of hiding, and take my other dog without her, she flips way out. You can hear her 2 blocks away!
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HayleyGraffunder 9 years ago
My dog thinks her shampoo stinks , she much prefers horse poo, cow poo or anything dead to perfume her self with and then sulks cause i wont let her on the bed....lol
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Marie Czarnecki 9 years ago
Yes, mine does that too because they are SERVICE DOGGIES they watch me close.
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KatrinaLadesic 9 years ago
My dog has to sit on my lap when i am in the bathroom and he cries when I take a bath if I don't let him in he will run into the door.
CadencePatrick 9 years ago
just like me and my cat... duncan..... my cat is just like a dog. his breed is bangel and he is a male... we're the bestest friends ever
TerryMeacham 9 years ago
Our Bichon Frieze gets embarrassed and moves away from the person if they fart---or if he does.
Shivangi Adhya 4 years ago
Mine just goes to washroom with me -_- , she watched me doing poop and pee....Lmao. SHE EVEN SAW ME NAKED 1000000000000000000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marie Czarnecki 9 years ago
That is so true, mine bark to caution me if someone is around near the house.
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CadencePatrick 9 years ago
when my cat is deep alseep, when i talk about duncan(his name) he gets up imediatly and starts purring and meowing... XD
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SaloniPatial 9 years ago
hahahaha. i remember this one happening every single moment in my house !
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HeidiFrancis 9 years ago
It's best if your human is directly behind you, this causes them to stumble hilariously.
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BruceNelson 9 years ago
My Pearl has mastered "variable density"...once she finds the OPTIMAL location for maximizing her use of Bed Space, she somehow warps space-time, and goes from 45 pounds to The Mass of The Sun!!!
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Marie Czarnecki 9 years ago
My Sheltie's won't do that, they don't drink tap water, They drink purified water only, and they know the difference.
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