If you've been considering a career change, now's a great time to consider becoming a cat. That's because Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar, the creative artists behind Last Lemon, have created a simple and funny guide full of cute drawings for 'How To Be A Cat!'

The two calls these cat drawings the Internet's first “user-driven guide,” since they've been taking drawing ideas from their followers. The general gist of cat logic seems to be that you must strike a fine balance between apathy, neediness, and infuriating obstructiveness. If so, it would seem that my adorable cat is an expert.

Be sure to visit Swerling and Lazar's site, Last Lemon – they've got more funny drawings from this and other cool ongoing projects as well!

More info: lastlemon.com | Facebook (h/t: designtaxi)
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GroHilton
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5 years ago

This is my cat

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Ivka
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5 years ago

i'm the cattest :-D

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LesleyDewar
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5 years ago

Snowdrop has this down to a fine art.

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CherieDugger
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5 years ago

My kitty loves this trick.

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SandyLundbye
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5 years ago

Unless they want you to sit on them...

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VeraBaldwin
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5 years ago

Our cat did just that, leaving no evidence whatever. She was only discovered when my mother decided to check the case for something she'd mislaid.

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MariaEndler
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5 years ago

Neo action, every 3am. You've got it down! ^-^

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SarahSutherland
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5 years ago

Especially when you're calling them indoors! My cat just sits there looking at me, and only moves when I've given up and closed the front door! Aargh

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TraceyViereck
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5 years ago

ALWAYS!

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PollyLynch
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5 years ago

Only twice a month?

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RoseanneJames
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5 years ago

I've got FIVE cats & they ALL do it. One of them has trained me to feed her at her favourite window seat where she will then ask for the menu & then the wine list before deciding on a nice little Catarratto Chardonnay. On a sunny day she will refuse the table at the window & insist on eating her meal al fresco (on the wall...)

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KristýnaDvořáčková
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5 years ago

Yep, only Schroedinger prefers straws :)

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MaricelMontero
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5 years ago

Or on your keyboards or your laptop :)

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CraitaIanos
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5 years ago

and climb on the table if you can

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Moonglass
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5 years ago

I woke up one morning to the sensation of my cat chewing my hair. Upon realising I was awake, Button began tapping my face repetitively. Once she was bored of that, she stood up on my stomach, turned around and farted at me.

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IdaWootsyaSoroko
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5 years ago

Also some potted plantsXD poor, unlucky plants... there is a system, one day I will discover it...

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IdaWootsyaSoroko
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5 years ago

Preen on a fence when a lot of people is going next to it and look smug when they are oohing and aahing XD

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nedaownu13
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5 years ago

Two my poor kitty has spent many days stuck in a drawer

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VivaCox
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5 years ago

They are probably wondering why we need these strange things on our body. But I never do that in front of my cat anyway.

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KittineMoreno
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5 years ago

Bane of my existence!!!!

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SarahO'Connor
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5 years ago

My cat is himself! XD

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YanEin
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5 years ago

Mine exactly

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ChristianClavadetscher
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5 years ago

the same do with a cleaned car...

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TheCoroner
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5 years ago

:'( this one

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IdaWootsyaSoroko
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5 years ago

My littlest one bringed once a mole half her weight - it was only unconcious luckily and we put it in the garden. Markizka was stunned and then sooo offendedXD!!! She went after the mole again, but it was already gone and I could swear that she was poutingXD!!!

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MPaulaWhelan
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5 years ago

They might come between you and your human.

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MPaulaWhelan
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5 years ago

Or just sit on it, if possible, or get between human and book. Nothing is more important than looking at you!

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LaylaAli
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5 years ago

hahahahaha. my cat does this and i pretend i don't see her and keep calling her name, and then as soon as i attempt to leave the room she will jump on me from behind and go hide somewhere else. we do this for 30 minutes everyday xD it's the catty-hide-and-seek

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ElenaBennett
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Cats don't belong out of doors.

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MPaulaWhelan
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5 years ago

Nope, never experienced that. Please do not publish in Cat Newsletter.

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MariaJoãoBarata
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5 years ago

they are signalling hte place where the remote is :D

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BarboraUrbankova
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5 years ago

Yes, she always checks all glasses :)

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CarlaMartin
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5 years ago

My cat is just the opposite I can be gone 5 minutes and walk in the door being greeted by hin like I was gone all day.

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lylaa
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5 years ago

If it was only under the sofa it would be easy. But they like to kick all the toys, small objects, even food under the big furniture parts, which are extremely hard to move.. :(

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LaylaAli
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5 years ago

also, food is always to be eaten on the floor, not out of a bowl... ._.

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FunnyCrazyGuy
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5 years ago

Yup

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StephFerret
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5 years ago

Once I ate tuna in front of my cats. They were infuriated and said I was the worst person

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StephanieRodrigue
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5 years ago

Not just a cat thing, my bulldog does it too

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IdaWootsyaSoroko
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5 years ago

ThatXD!!!

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ElenaBennett
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5 years ago

That's our baby, Ives.

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ElizabethRichardson
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5 years ago

My toddler used to tell this story about the "ghost" in his bedroom. It would come out at night to cuddle him. Then I discovered the white cat was hiding in his room until he fell asleep and going to lie down with him.

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lylaa
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5 years ago

Always! Then kick them under the sofa or any other big furniture piece. Take some in the middle of the bed too.

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Cats don't belong out of doors.

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M van Berkum
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1 year ago

Very recognizable, my girlfriends 2 catladies did this several times, first with Whiskas, then with Royal Canin, cost me a small fortune 🙄. Hopefully they like Gourmet for the rest of their lives 😄.

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CristinaJelescu
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5 years ago

Or the balcony door on the worst weather.

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