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“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.
Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.
Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.
Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!
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the Amazing panda 7 years ago
i recently got dumped by my girlfriend she never told me she actually completely ignored me while she hugged and got cozy with someone else
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frederic eeckman 7 years ago
I don't know what baffles me the most... Being happy because he gave ONE dollar ? Or the fact that her bf dumped her for one dollar ? I don't know, there is something...
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Kiss Army 7 years ago
I went to school with this girl who dated one of my best friends. (I am female, my friend was male.) After he broke up with her, she started a rumor that I "stole her boyfriend". I had been friends with him for years and we NEVER dated. Fast forward about 15 years after high school, we are all married with kids (none of use married to each other), this bat s**t crazy b***h goes to work at the same place my mother works and starts rumors there about my mother and how her daughter stole her boyfriend in high school. First, it wasn't true... Second, even if it was true - MOVE ON ALREADY!!
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
My hubby's dad used to get chased by this girl when he was younger. Years later, hubby meets his friend Paul. Turns out it was Paul's mom that used to chase Hubby's dad. The guys ended up being best buds but kept their parents apart, lol
Gonzalez Dixia 7 years ago
He told me he couldn't be with me BC he started going to Church and it was a sin to b with me BC I was married. Truth be told he was with someone else, and he Denishis his relationship with her. Glad to say I contacted her had a face to face and told her the truth. Best part I told her at the university where he worked and he got fired cause I was a student.
LeilaOdinis 7 years ago
I met my father's ex..they were still great friends after he broke up with her. They were co-workers to boot.
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!
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Bored_Panda_I'm_here 2 years ago
And here I'm. Every single time anyone says they like me, I tell them they have a excellent taste in girls, but they still need to see a psychiatrist for liking me.
CelSlade 7 years ago
I was trying to think about this too. Then I realized I'm always the dumper never the dumpee. They always start doing that thing where they want to break up with you but don't have the guts to tell you so they start nitpicking at you and treating you like s**t so that you dump them? I really have the worst taste in men...
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John L 7 years ago
There has to be some 'Statute of Limitations' on this, right? 00-OMG-5a9...87906f.gif 
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
This happened to my mom then he told her he didn't accept the break up AND THEN told her he was persistent and could "wear her down" I stayed with her for a week or so just in case weirdo showed up but he never did... some people just can't take rejection
Cat person 7 years ago
Omg my mum is the same! Every man she has dated, including my dad has been s**t
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Bored_Panda_I'm_here 2 years ago
Oh god....... Does that mean I'm still dating the guy whom I suddenly stopped talking to a month back after 3 months dating???? 😱
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The Cappy 7 years ago
Or she was an a*****e. Nothing in the poster's 1-sentence account gives a clue either way.
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Kevin Wong 7 years ago
when she said take out the TRASH do you understand what she really mean?
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
I hope the dude got the trash and spread it out in front of the door, LOL....
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Stanimira Deleva 7 years ago
This is completely inapropriate. I understand the mother's intentions, but the next time you are going to cross another line. This is how you create a dependant man, relying on his mother
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Allana Rose 7 years ago
OMG!! This one really cracked me up! The little wave at the end got me! LMAO!
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Ben Smith 7 years ago
Doesn't really seem like the joke was on him...it's 8th grade. That's how 8th grade kids act.
blugeagua 7 years ago
She meant the joke was on him because turns out she’s not actually attracted to guys anyway.
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Julie Mayhew 7 years ago
This is why you shouldn't date 8th graders. They're notoriously immature. LOL.
Sadie Shapiro 6 years ago
My friend teased me that I'm dating this guy for years. Little does she know that I'm gay and never liked the guy in the first place...
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Anne Borst-Jensen 7 years ago
Yes if they want to, i did in 6'th grade to :-)
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Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
He surely did not use that term, LOL. If so, he needs to get his ar$e kicked real hard...
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Skylar Rowe 7 years ago
I agree with you, but at least she got some money
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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago
A*****e in first place. Of course. But at least he had a guilty conscience afterwards. He confessed, he was and said sorry. He even gave the money (which he obviously didn't want to keep, dirty as it was). He could have just left with no words... He should be forgiven. Don't think he ever did something cruel like this that again.
Sayouri H 7 years ago
Not that much of an a*****e, lol. That is how a friend of mine did with his girlfriend. He and his friends made a bet for some money that she's say yes, and 5 years later, they're still together! 23 years old now and happy. :D So, teenage bets aren't always stupid. :)
Sayouri H 7 years ago
p.s: he didn't like her at all at first, but in the meantime he came to realize she was an amazing person. Aspect isn't everything there is to a person.
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Pragya Fating 7 years ago
Did u actually knew him? Like an acquaintance or friend. If no, then just how does it work. I will find it very suspicious if somebody knew nothing of me and just casually asked me out.
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The Cappy 7 years ago
There's a couple of possibilities. One is that she perceived you as being unprotective, realized that in a dream accurately reflecting her waking perception, and decided that wasn't what she wanted (which is what Mimis things). Another possibility is that she had a dream which did not accurately simulate your behavior (and we've all had those), and she wasn't able to perform proper reality checking afterward. Either is possible, though I'll admit I've had a girlfriend who was mad at me for a couple of days, and when I finally forced the issue and made her tell me why, it was about something I'd done in her dream. The only thing is to make sure that picture of you isn't accurate and move on.
Balázs Zsigmond 7 years ago
Move on as in either move on from the relationship or move on to some counseling. Even insecure people should be able to control insecurity induced dreams. And yes, I manage myself, so not preaching water with wine in hand.
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Cat person 7 years ago
Yeah sometimes after a dream you have weird feelings about someone but that's pretty extreme what that woman did
Polleekin 7 years ago
I had a dream that my boss was giving me a very awkward and unwanted shoulder rub. I didn't quit the next day (and my boss has never done anything to make me uncomfortable). I don't understand taking such radical action over a dream. Maybe the dream was a reflection of her view, but it seems like a little time and thought might have helped before making such a big decision.
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The Cappy 7 years ago
Yeah. Didn't talk in person, didn't read emails. That's one of those Castaway moments. "We had you declared legally dead. I attended your funeral. She's remarried, dude."
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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago
Does that mean you did not talk to you girlfriend in a month? (because otherwise she would have told you already to check your email, wouldn't she?)
athornedrose 7 years ago
well if you waited to be on the computer to confront her, i can kind of see her point
Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
What the hell! hahahahha u dated her over MSN and confronted her over MSN. Im on her side mate!
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I don't talk to my friends for weeks, doesn't mean I'm not all the more happy when I do.
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Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
Could have been worse... if it was done on camera at a sporting event.
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Luca Gotta 7 years ago
"oh don't mind me, I'm just checking the laces of my right shoe while doing some yoga, I'm not proposing at all"
Wendy Melkert 7 years ago
ouch, but at least she's honest before th probably expensive wedding
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Kateřina Eff 7 years ago
''it's not me it's you'' - isn't this phrase usually the other way round?
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
He probably later regretted and still does to this day, thinking, I could've had that....
lexi sanburg 7 years ago
It makes me wonder........ if he looked them up, you're better off without him.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Or it means he didn't have experience breaking up with people and cared enough to look for advice on the right words?
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Shruti Naik 7 years ago
Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!
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JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
"Dodged a bullet" yes, that should be the title for all of these.
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Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
WOW, the girl under the bed doesn't have cojones nor any pride whatsoever...
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Sure did dodge a bullet! What a snake! He even charmed his cheating with girl, to hide under the bed while he was in bed with you! And she did it! Listened to the two of you get it on, she must be a lover of emotional abuse!
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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I also got dumped with an "I can't do this". It was noon on Christmas Eve, I was sick with a fever, and had been living with my boyfriend for almost two years. We get back from the hospital and he tells me to lie down and he'll make me something to eat. I hear pots and pans in the kitchen, then suddenly he rushes out, says "I can't do this. We're over," and he leaves to spend Christmas with his parents. I called his parents' house, crying, and his mother hung up on me because she said she had company. That was the last time we ever spoke.
Juana 7 years ago
You dodged a bullet with that family. You're much better off without them.
Load More Replies... Sarcasticow 7 years ago
Now I see the point of conscious guys asking me whenever we're on a date and going to the loo 'You are coming back, aren't you?' I was always surprised, to say the least, like why the hell would I suddenly disappear and this question has come from at least 2 guys
Hilliary Smith 7 years ago
If this is a joke, I didn't really come across. It's not a joke, then wow…
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KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Oh man, as a mom I would be so mad someone would just leave my little girl high n dry!
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Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Glad someone caught that this was what Newt Gingrich actually did and this tweet is therefore a joke
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lexi sanburg 7 years ago
Again, so rude and awful. I can't believe someone would do this, right after you got badly injured too.....
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Ross Carter 7 years ago
Reminds me of a time I got binned because she found Green Day on my iPod!
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
I don't understand why people get so worked up over pizza toppings. Why do they have to be such pizza snobs? It shouldn't matter. Also these people who are so against pineapple on pizza have probably never tried it. It's good!
athornedrose 7 years ago
you don't want someone who requires you to agree with him on everything to be together
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?
Lauren Ringel 7 years ago
It's how I found out my now ex was engaged to his best friend's hook up when we were still casually dating... they divorced and he's still bff with the guy... now he's married again and his wife is pregnant... I do stalk. Not proud but not ashamed.
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Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
be glad you're not the girl he married who thought she had a monogamous relationship
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I mean I really side eye this one. The guy was crazy and you were crazy enough to stay in a way y'all deserve each other.
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Lilith 7 years ago
I say that she needs to sue his cheating a*s for the cost of the tickets
Load More Replies... Shruti Naik 7 years ago
Should've punched him in the face and gotten the tickets back and taken someone else!
Rémi G 7 years ago
Because assault, and the criminal record that comes with it, is a good way to deal with rejection
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ispeak catanese 7 years ago
Ahh, Brokeback Mountain, that was such a great movie.
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Daria B 7 years ago
Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT
Tanja Caloi 7 years ago
my friend was born on april 1st and her dad legit missed her birth because he didn't believe it when her mom called him and said she was in labour hahaha classic
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
My best friend had the same problem she called everyone and none of us believe her because she was also a month early. Gorgeous little girl she now has!
Load More Replies... AppleDragon 4 years ago
ALWAYS tell your crush you like them on April 1, because if they don’t like you back, you can say “April Fools!”
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
He should've cued up the Tom Petty song, You got lucky, babe....when I found you....
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Sarcasticow 7 years ago
I once broke up at my ex-boyfriend's countryside house. Longest 3 and a half hours car ride back to the city in my life.
Sadie Shapiro 6 years ago
I once sang Bohemian Rhapsody on a roller coaster. I got stuck. Sang Bohemian Rhapsody on another rollercoaster an hour later. Got stuck on that one too.
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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago
Oh my. You're better without him. No woman needs a man who thinks a girls are (whatever kind of) "material".
JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
Same both ways, humans don't sit on a bolt, waiting for someone to measure, cut and craft us into what they think they need.
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Lilith 7 years ago
And he won’t find her, because she doesn’t deserve someone like that
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Katie Fallon 7 years ago
Considering what a douchebag he sounds like, I'd say the sandwich was a fair trade.
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Norman van Druten 7 years ago
11th commandment came into play: "Though shalt not get away with it!"
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
asking someone to use their bathroom is embarrassing? either I'm too old or the kids these days are too weird
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
A room (mostly on Daems) where people change out of their dirty work clothes before entering the house. Sometimes it has a shower and very often, a TOILET...
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Nicole Holt 7 years ago
I almost snorted coffee up through my nose when I tried to take a sip while reading this. Movie material!
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
After Jake saw the photo and profile he still thought there was a chance? chimpsLOL-...71ae3f.gif 
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Kate Szymanski 7 years ago
Wait, you're also the pineapple pizza girl! Either you're good at using your imagination or you've dated some very bizarre dudes
Shari H 7 years ago
I once had a vendor I deal with at work ask me to text him; when I told him my husband wouldn't like that he told me to put him in my contacts as Mom. I told him that I thought it would be more fun if I called his wife and told her to check all of his texts to Mom. He doesn't come into my office anymore.
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troufaki13 7 years ago
How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??
Crep 105 2 years ago
Or, or, wild idea here, but she told him? Thinking he wouldn't tell anyone else?
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Neil Porter 7 years ago
Alma: "It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?" - There were two 16-year-old girls. One girl was dumb, so dumb that she thought that kissing made you pregnant. The other girl was smart, so smart that she knew darn well that that kissing made you pregnant! Think about it!
Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
Wow....Those "best friends" are the worst! Make both of their lives hell by being super happy with other people! Karma will bite both their asses soon!!
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Lara Kashdan 7 years ago
Same exact thing happened to me. He told me how all of these girls he dated turned into "stalkers." When he disappeared on me (after getting back from a vacation together), I tried to go over a few times to get some closure and talk about it. If he knew I was coming (like when I finally said, I guess this is over - I'll come get my stuff), he'd leave. I realized, in my desperation to understand what happened, I was starting to act a little like a "stalker." After a few days I realized it and finally just said - oh well. He won't be labeling me that way to his next girlfriend. I didn't even like him that much, I was just confused about what was going on!
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Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
I once tried to finish with a boyfriend , when I told him he said it was irrelevant as he had not finished with me! I did not see him again.
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Carol Williams 7 years ago
To be real, if you're going through college and don't have much money, it probably wouldn't work...
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Shruti Naik 7 years ago
i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.
Shari H 7 years ago
When I was in 9th grade I had a crush on a guy in 11th that worked at a local deli counter. My kid brother yelled across the counter at him "My sister thinks you're hot!" I was so embarrassed, but a few days later the guy called me. This was before the internet, so he found me in the yearbook and called all the people in the phonebook with my last name until he reached my uncle and got my number. It was a lot of effort so I thought he must like me too. We talked on the phone every night, and he smiled at me in the hall, but never stopped to speak. Finally, he asked if I'd be his gf. I was really excited until he said: "but you can't tell anyone". I told him that was fine, but that he needed to know we would not be having sex until I was finished college. He never called again. I wonder how many 14yo girls fell for his c**p...
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
This happens often when awkward middle school girls are too obvious about their crushes. I was in a similar situation, though it wasn't the guy's fault, but rather his friends', who wanted to prank him more so than me. He was also pretty awkward himself.
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
What a miserable person to want to hurt people like that....you got lucky, babe, to avoid that dumpster juice.
Alex Craig 7 years ago
What a horrible boy who unfortunately no doubt grew up to be a horrible man.
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Phoenix Martinez 7 years ago
Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!
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Shruti Naik 7 years ago
could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!
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Диана Диана 7 years ago
it is like buying an iphone, realizing it sucks, then buying another one, same as the first one, just to make sure
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
Yes, because twins are exactly alike in every aspect physically too... 😑 They dated four years, guess she was the better girl. And hey, he did twins 😎
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Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
Well some girls that age pretend their tongue is a power blender... Small childhood trauma lol
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Tanja Caloi 7 years ago
it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.
Tanja Caloi 7 years ago
argh this was meant as a reply to the "upvote if you agree" comment lol speaking of stupid people on the internet... ^^'
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 7 years ago
that has to be the most perfect story involving irony and karma I've ever seen.
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Alex Craig 7 years ago
Most of these are just people being too weak to step up and be an adult.
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
*though or at least, tho, unless your talking about deer, illiteracy isnt cool "bro"
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Kaiden Coughlin 7 years ago
this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
* Illuminati song* (dun dun dun nun nun nun dan dun dun dun dan dahhhhhn)
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_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
soo.. three girls are running away from a lumberjack, they run up a hill and find a barn, the brunette hides behind a horse, the redhead hides behind a pig, ad the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes, the lumberjack comes in and the brunette says 'neigh neigh', the redhead says 'oink oink', (heres the twist) and the blonde says 'potato potato' (btw im blonde and i dont mean any offense to anybody who has these hair colors)
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬
JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
Seriously, my hubby is a gov't employee, who has never smoked, and I roll like Marley. Weak people/excuses.
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meerakat5 7 years ago
what does this have anything to do with snoop dog???
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Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...
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Alysha Jones 7 years ago
I feel like he was trying to politely show you that he was taken by being friendly and inviting you to hang.
anarkzie 7 years ago
A gay guy you fanced asked you to come out with him and a guy he liked, not really getting dumped.
Tanja Caloi 7 years ago
it doesn't say he's gay tho. but I agree, she wasn't getting dumped when they were never dating in the first place
Load More Replies... the Amazing panda 7 years ago
i feel like he wanted to be friends with you and u where never dating
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
Same thing happened to me! I went to the movies with a guy I liked, and my then best friend. We went and saw the movie, "The Breakup" (oh, the irony hurts). During the movie, they ended up making out and holding hands. She denied it. He sort of did and didn't. He texted me the next day saying that he would prefer to date my best friend, than me. She ended up rejecting him. For some reason, I forgave her, but then years later, after years of her ex begging me to answer him why she dumped him, I buckled and told him. Let's just say, I am better off without that liar in my life!
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NuckinFutNixxed 7 years ago
Sounds like my husband, he has had the same velcro wallet for 20 years and he made me see Jeepers Creepers..it was terrible and we left half way through. Ah memories lol.
Alex Craig 7 years ago
So she broke up with you because you had a velcro wallet? What a keeper. not
Martin 7 years ago
Best way not to get mugged... robbers see that and say this dude's poor
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Anjelica Coutts 7 years ago
Haha I had heard over the weekend in grade nine, that my boyfriend Jeff as gonna break up with me. So first thing Monday morning I marched up to him & he said hey what’s up, and I said, As of this moment, you no longer have a girlfriend! All sassy like & walked off with my bad self. Lol. We’re friends now & have been for years & he still brings it up lol calling me savage. Hahaha kids.
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Simon Olesen 7 years ago
So much for a holiday celebrating love, and the birth of a random redneck
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Carol Williams 7 years ago
Maybe that's like the 40th job he's lost in as many weeks...remember Stripes?
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Simon Olesen 7 years ago
Why do you assume it's a male? It would be logical to assume it's a lady since nowhere in the text does it specify the gender, and it was posted by a male.
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Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
That was your opening since she'd rather stay in YOUR convo that talk to the fiance, LOL.
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
And that's when you get up and walk out. let her deal with the check. This whole time you couldn't have brought up you had a fiance?
Carlin Scott 7 years ago
She thought talking to you was more important than talking to her fiance? Sounds like she wanted you... So no, you didn't get dumped.
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Alysha Jones 7 years ago
The rest of the movie is her trying to figure out what happened.
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D.S. Watson 7 years ago
I'm guessing there was a make out session with a stranger. Tequila does that.
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
Hopefully she never had tequila again. Tequila can be the biggest liar in the world but the premium stuff.....hard to say no, LOL.
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Elizabeth Bowen 7 years ago
This sounds like when my ex didn't tell me he was going to New York and then said he'd be moving to Florida when I asked him when he'd be back
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Matthew Archambault 7 years ago
Well, at 17 18 and 19 we aren't exactly men. We're still boys. Just saying.
adoracat 7 years ago
Some men don't grow up into their 30's. (Some women, too)
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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
The ex sounds like a t****r. Why would anyone get DTF tattooed on them?
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
That was just a dumb waste of money - unless you can add to the engraving to make it sound positive? Ugh.
Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago
Add “dancing in the rain” and make sure you’re wearing it the next time you “run” into him lol
Load More Replies... Joanne Kelly 7 years ago
She needs to add "succeed" or "happy" to that and it's a positive quote
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Porg.Revolution.98 7 years ago
I think the boy's the one who wanted to break up but just couldn't because he was grounded
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Alex Craig 7 years ago
That is sort of cute in a way. You are what 12 or 13? This certainly would not have been the end of the world.
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Tiffany Mynatt 7 years ago
Do you walk through life searching for opportunities to insert puns and word plays?
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Anita Holt 7 years ago
I got dumped over msn because I refused to have a threesome with a guy or a girl
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Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
Elementary school? Wow, some people got into this relationship thing early! Gosh, ur mum must have been sweating not knowing how to tell you and not hurt you. :'(
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Rebekah Adams 7 years ago
This is from Twitter, which has a limit to the amount of characters a person can include in their tweet. She left out vowels to leave the story intact but still understandable.
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therealpixie 7 years ago
I really try not to be a grammar nazi, but honey, when you complain about somebody's misuse of the English language, try very hard not to make a mistake of your own. "She didn't like being corrected."
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Jared Haynes 7 years ago
Woah woah woah! Let's take a step back and hang something like a drawing or photo of her, so we don't go to jail
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Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
They all go on Tinder and then complain to each other how "all the girls on Tinder are hookers". LMAO, well aren't you? #ManWhores
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Maria K 7 years ago
You know what would've made this nicer? The best friend comforts you, and you guys get together. HAH!
Bobby Clemente 7 years ago
He didn't want to lose his only form of transportation cause it would've made a long walk, LOL.
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Clowton 7 years ago
The sister was dumped. The sister's bf asked an old ex-bf to tell her, because he reckoned she already hated the old ex-bf so he could deliver the bad news and she wouldn't hate the bf...
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Barbara 7 years ago
No, at midnight while we were out celebrating my birthday.
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This person is an idiot. Midnight is technically the start of a new day. Ruined your birthday anyway. You're better off.
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adoracat 7 years ago
We had to buy tickets in the early 80's. The whole senior year my graduating year boycotted prom because at our school, the juniors raised money their 9th, 10th, 11th years and hosted the dance for the senior year...and they decided to have a bbq rather than a formal. The senior class preside showed up, toasted the junior class (as per tradition) and left. Without drinking any of his iced tea or eating anything. That was the year the rule was made that it was to be a formal dance.
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Carol Williams 7 years ago
Why did she change dresses? A time of the month problem? I'd of left too...
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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
Could have been Bernie too, or any of the others pretty unknown people.
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Mohd Sharif 7 years ago
im thinking she is making some of these stories up since she also had a few more post dont know if its real or fake
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Carol Williams 7 years ago
They always never better to have loved than lost....they were at least happy for a little while...
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
My marriage of 4 years had the stereotypical ending--this isn't working out, I'm not happy, you don't cook and clean enough (he was very chauvinistic). He denied he was seeing the woman our entire small town knew he was seeing. They were living together within weeks, married 2 years later. 10 years later, he's finally seeing the light, divorcing her. On one of his regular calls to talk to our daughter, he unloads to me, despondent, how could this woman cheat on him, how horrible is his life? I asked if he had anyone to talk to about this. Only you, he says. I asked if he had anyone who wasn't his ex wife.
Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
#HowIGotDumped She said I am too much into Linkin Park and she can't take it any more.. so I told her fine as In the end it doesn't even matter... #NotMakingItUp #iSwear
NuckinFutNixxed 7 years ago
I was 16 and got conned into a blind date with a 18 yr old guy. I met him and he was 24, then he told everyone I was his girl and started making plans for me to move in with him. I was so embarrassed by this creep I dodged his kiss, reached into my purse grabbed my new pack of smokes, gave it to him and told him I wasn't interested. I turned and walked away as fast as I could and never looked back!! It was the only thing I could think of lol, he was creepy!!
anarkzie 7 years ago
Jesus, it sounds more like your story belongs on the "how I avoided being that girl that gets looked in the basement for ten years" list.
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Pamela 7 years ago
I had been dating a guy for about a month. He was well off and had an amazing home in Hollywood Hills. (This isn't why I was into him, just a fact) One day he sends me a text saying he's going out of the country for a quick trip. He never came back. It turns out he was on the run from a huge lawsuit from a large company here, I found it all out online in a news story. I'm now very weary of people lol
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
In tenth grade, I dated this guy who got upset that I wouldn't go past making out with him. So the idiot told everyone in school that I was sleeping with him even though I actually wasn't. A week later he broke up with me and the reason he told everyone? Cause I wouldn't sleep with him... he looked like the idiot I thought, but it gets better... in my first year of college I ran into him and his friend at a car show while with my best friend also. He was telling me how I became even more beautiful and so on and whatever. I acted like I was super interested in him and when he asked for my number I instead said why don't you write down your number for me since I didn't have my phone with me. He happily did. When walking away from him and him watching us walk away, I marched right up to a trash can and threw his phone number away in an exaggerated way so there was no mistaking. Sweet revenge!
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
Most of these are better off without the people who dumped them!
Daria B 7 years ago
At university, a man told us his story. In Korea, young couples break up a lot before the guy goes for military service, because for 2 years straight they can't be seeing each other every day (maybe only weekends and holidays, but I guess that depends on various things). So, him and his girlfriend were one of these couples. He said she dumped him because he was going to do his military service (remimder - military service is mandatory in Korea). However.... After the health checks... Turns out he wasn't eligible for the army and that he got dismissed of the duty, didn't have to go. She didn't come back to him, though.
BusLady 7 years ago
My Senior year in HS, I was dating this guy, and out of the blue, he called me and told me I "needed to get out and jog or something". Then he listed his complaints about me: I was fat (I weighed 102 lbs, and he was 30 lbs overweight), I needed to stop wearing my glasses(my eyesight was like 20 over 200), I needed to change my haircolor, I needed to get a tan like his sisters (My Irish heritage gave me very pale skin that only burns, and his family had Mexican heritage), etc, etc...Needless to say, I was the one who dumped HIM.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
He literally screamed in his voice message, "If you don't call me right now, it's over!" I didn't call. Best breakup ever.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
My marriage of 4 years had the stereotypical ending--this isn't working out, I'm not happy, you don't cook and clean enough (he was very chauvinistic). He denied he was seeing the woman our entire small town knew he was seeing. They were living together within weeks, married 2 years later. 10 years later, he's finally seeing the light, divorcing her. On one of his regular calls to talk to our daughter, he unloads to me, despondent, how could this woman cheat on him, how horrible is his life? I asked if he had anyone to talk to about this. Only you, he says. I asked if he had anyone who wasn't his ex wife.
Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
#HowIGotDumped She said I am too much into Linkin Park and she can't take it any more.. so I told her fine as In the end it doesn't even matter... #NotMakingItUp #iSwear
NuckinFutNixxed 7 years ago
I was 16 and got conned into a blind date with a 18 yr old guy. I met him and he was 24, then he told everyone I was his girl and started making plans for me to move in with him. I was so embarrassed by this creep I dodged his kiss, reached into my purse grabbed my new pack of smokes, gave it to him and told him I wasn't interested. I turned and walked away as fast as I could and never looked back!! It was the only thing I could think of lol, he was creepy!!
anarkzie 7 years ago
Jesus, it sounds more like your story belongs on the "how I avoided being that girl that gets looked in the basement for ten years" list.
Load More Replies... Pamela 7 years ago
I had been dating a guy for about a month. He was well off and had an amazing home in Hollywood Hills. (This isn't why I was into him, just a fact) One day he sends me a text saying he's going out of the country for a quick trip. He never came back. It turns out he was on the run from a huge lawsuit from a large company here, I found it all out online in a news story. I'm now very weary of people lol
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
In tenth grade, I dated this guy who got upset that I wouldn't go past making out with him. So the idiot told everyone in school that I was sleeping with him even though I actually wasn't. A week later he broke up with me and the reason he told everyone? Cause I wouldn't sleep with him... he looked like the idiot I thought, but it gets better... in my first year of college I ran into him and his friend at a car show while with my best friend also. He was telling me how I became even more beautiful and so on and whatever. I acted like I was super interested in him and when he asked for my number I instead said why don't you write down your number for me since I didn't have my phone with me. He happily did. When walking away from him and him watching us walk away, I marched right up to a trash can and threw his phone number away in an exaggerated way so there was no mistaking. Sweet revenge!
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
Most of these are better off without the people who dumped them!
Daria B 7 years ago
At university, a man told us his story. In Korea, young couples break up a lot before the guy goes for military service, because for 2 years straight they can't be seeing each other every day (maybe only weekends and holidays, but I guess that depends on various things). So, him and his girlfriend were one of these couples. He said she dumped him because he was going to do his military service (remimder - military service is mandatory in Korea). However.... After the health checks... Turns out he wasn't eligible for the army and that he got dismissed of the duty, didn't have to go. She didn't come back to him, though.
BusLady 7 years ago
My Senior year in HS, I was dating this guy, and out of the blue, he called me and told me I "needed to get out and jog or something". Then he listed his complaints about me: I was fat (I weighed 102 lbs, and he was 30 lbs overweight), I needed to stop wearing my glasses(my eyesight was like 20 over 200), I needed to change my haircolor, I needed to get a tan like his sisters (My Irish heritage gave me very pale skin that only burns, and his family had Mexican heritage), etc, etc...Needless to say, I was the one who dumped HIM.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
He literally screamed in his voice message, "If you don't call me right now, it's over!" I didn't call. Best breakup ever.
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