“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!

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Rogue 11 months ago

Some people are such cowards when it comes to communicating their will to people around them.

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

You're sure? He offered only ONE dollar...

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Steve Bowman 11 months ago

Watch and see what happens when your kids are dating...

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JillVille Child Care 11 months ago

Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!

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Zelda 11 months ago

When reality hits.

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Nadine Ducca 11 months ago

Technically... yeah... lol

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

Sounds a bit as if she was afraid of you.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

That's actually kind of adorable of the mom

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

Mission accomplished.Without words.

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UniversalMel 11 months ago

“I’m gay anyways” Lol I love it

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Allison G. 11 months ago

...that's awful...but I still laughed out loud at it

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Zelda 11 months ago

Asshole ;^;

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Rogue 11 months ago

You're better off .. she sounds like a psycho.

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Neena Lahkar 11 months ago

And you don't even check e-mail

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Rogue 11 months ago

Good riddance, she didn't have any feelings for you then and no point dragging on a dead end relationship.

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

Perfect soundtrack.

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

Ouch. Nightmare.

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A Ghost 11 months ago

I wonder if he looked up breakup speeches

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

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CelSlade 11 months ago

Dodged a bullet there...

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Steve Bowman 11 months ago

So she got dumped and still watched a movie. Without popcorn.

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

Reality-check the hard way.

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Kelliwithani 11 months ago

BEeeeyond rude. So sorry! Hope you are in remission and have found someone more supportive!!!

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Hope Floats 11 months ago

Someone who chooses to write that on your cast, isn't someone worth holding onto anyway..

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Rogue 11 months ago

Some people feel very strongly about their pizza. Dumb reason to dump someone, but some people are just that immature.

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JillVille Child Care 11 months ago

They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?

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meerakat5 11 months ago

umm k then pshyco

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Skylar Rowe 11 months ago

That's not good... AND HE TOOK THE TICKRTS!!

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Christine 11 months ago

Classic twist... Jack Twist.

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Daria B 11 months ago

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

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img 11 months ago

Rough

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ADHORTATOR 11 months ago

"Wife material...?" ...what an ididot

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Rogue 11 months ago

At least you got a sandwich out of it ..

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Jenn 11 months ago

karma police woop woop!

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ItsYaBoi 11 months ago

Oh when people use excuses? Am I right (probably not :(

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Mimis Nachbarin 11 months ago

That's more common than one would think...

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

Sister's friend.. hmmmmmmm.

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Christina Sersif 11 months ago

I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.

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Rogue 11 months ago

Orrr .. maybe it was his mom? plot thickens.

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troufaki13 11 months ago

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

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Porg.Revolution.98 11 months ago

LOL this needs more upvotes!!

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Hope Floats 11 months ago

The guy's got commitment issues... Go out and find yourself someone who hasn't.. 👫

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Jenny Lorenz 11 months ago

Being the dumper is tough like being the dumpee at times

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meerakat5 11 months ago

u go girl!!

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

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Jenn 11 months ago

she doesnt deserve curly fries

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Phoenix Martinez 11 months ago

Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

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RacconLifeGirlie 11 months ago

It's like dating the same person, but without the memories

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Rogue 11 months ago

Ouch, that's brutal.

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Tanja Caloi 11 months ago

it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.

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_WEIRD_ONE_ 11 months ago

lolel lelol

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Dan H 11 months ago

40% math is hard

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Daniel Trigueros 11 months ago

Savage.

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_WEIRD_ONE_ 11 months ago

SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!! im soo sorry for you doe bro...

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Kaiden Coughlin 11 months ago

this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?

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Rogue 11 months ago

He sounds pretty shallow.

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Just Amiable 11 months ago

As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬

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Alwin Langevoort 9 months ago

Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...

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Christine 11 months ago

I do that...

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Daniel Trigueros 11 months ago

He probably did!!1 Lol

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Alysha Jones 11 months ago

I feel like he was trying to politely show you that he was taken by being friendly and inviting you to hang.

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Daniel Mallory 11 months ago

or they where into incest

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NuckinFutNixxed 11 months ago

Sounds like my husband, he has had the same velcro wallet for 20 years and he made me see Jeepers Creepers..it was terrible and we left half way through. Ah memories lol.

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Anjelica Coutts 9 months ago

Haha I had heard over the weekend in grade nine, that my boyfriend Jeff as gonna break up with me. So first thing Monday morning I marched up to him & he said hey what’s up, and I said, As of this moment, you no longer have a girlfriend! All sassy like & walked off with my bad self. Lol. We’re friends now & have been for years & he still brings it up lol calling me savage. Hahaha kids.

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ItsYaBoi 11 months ago

WHAT THAT IS HORRIBLE! ITS CHRISTMAS NOT DUMPMAS

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meerakat5 11 months ago

wow, money isn't the answer dodo bird

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JillVille Child Care 11 months ago

O.o SpO.oky

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ItsYaBoi 11 months ago

Jokes on him, he was probably ugly

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NuckinFutNixxed 11 months ago

Friend zoned and didn't even know it

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Desi Platias 11 months ago

so who was it then?

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athornedrose 11 months ago

sounds like a movie opening sequence

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Elizabeth Bowen 11 months ago

This sounds like when my ex didn't tell me he was going to New York and then said he'd be moving to Florida when I asked him when he'd be back

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Alex Craig 11 months ago

Yes face to face and not gutless by text or any of that crap.

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ItsYaBoi 11 months ago

Thats rude and mean

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Bobby Clemente 11 months ago

Good choice!

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Alex Craig 11 months ago

Yeah a real winner there. not

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ItsYaBoi 11 months ago

WOAH

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meerakat5 11 months ago

lol the brother

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troufaki13 11 months ago

Maybe he didn't want to buy her a present?

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