“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!

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MagicalUnicorn
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3 years ago

thats cold

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Mimis Nachbarin
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3 years ago

You're sure? He offered only ONE dollar...

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Daria B
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3 years ago

I thought these happen only on TV.

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JillVille Child Care
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3 years ago

Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!

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Zelda
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3 years ago

When reality hits.

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Nadine Ducca
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3 years ago

Technically... yeah... lol

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Mimis Nachbarin
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3 years ago

Sounds a bit as if she was afraid of you.

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Sharon Halfhill
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3 years ago

Your moms nuts

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Hans
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3 years ago

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...away? I did not know you could tweet from prison.

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Amélie
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3 years ago

you go girl!

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Allison G.
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3 years ago

...that's awful...but I still laughed out loud at it

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Zelda
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3 years ago

Asshole ;^;

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Katrine Plesner
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3 years ago

So sad ... I am currently mad at my hubbie, for something he did in my dreams 2 days ago

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Neena Lahkar
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3 years ago

And you don't even check e-mail

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Welp. :-|

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
3 years ago

Perfect soundtrack.

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

that's heartbreaking. just when he was about to propose..

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A Ghost
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3 years ago

I wonder if he looked up breakup speeches

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

this is the worst of breakups

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mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

ouch

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
3 years ago

Reality-check the hard way.

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Skylar Rowe
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3 years ago

I'm sorry, but NEWT

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
3 years ago

Mean.

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Edy Eko
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3 years ago

You deserve it

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JillVille Child Care
Community Member
3 years ago

They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?

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Kwj
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3 years ago

Sounds like the FRIENDS episode where Phoebe gets dumped by the firefighter.

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Skylar Rowe
Community Member
3 years ago

That's not good... AND HE TOOK THE TICKRTS!!

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Christine
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3 years ago

Classic twist... Jack Twist.

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

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Seif Williams
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor girl

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Christine
Community Member
3 years ago

He'll call in a few years

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Radvile
Community Member
3 years ago

at least you got a sandwich! Sounds like Joe from friends

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Maria K
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3 years ago

Karmaaa

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh when people use excuses? Am I right (probably not :(

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Mimis Nachbarin
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3 years ago

That's more common than one would think...

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Sister's friend.. hmmmmmmm.

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch

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Rogue
Community Member
3 years ago

Orrr .. maybe it was his mom? plot thickens.

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troufaki13
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3 years ago

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

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Porg.Revolution.98
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3 years ago

LOL this needs more upvotes!!

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Rogue
Community Member
3 years ago

people like him deserve to live and die alone.

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

w......t.....f........

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Maria K
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes gurl!

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

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_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
3 years ago

well the curly fries were worth it!!

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

That is harsh, I would give him a roundhouse kick for that!

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

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RacconLifeGirlie
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3 years ago

It's like dating the same person, but without the memories

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Rogue
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch, that's brutal.

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ItsYaBoi
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3 years ago

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I hate these kind of breakups. Upvote if you agree!

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

0.0 HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU

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Dan H
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3 years ago

40% math is hard

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Pamela24
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3 years ago

Brave.

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

Here is a poem for him. Roses are red Violets are blue This guy is garbage and doesn't deserve you!

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ItsYaBoi
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3 years ago

Change his phone to retard

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Rogue
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3 years ago

He sounds pretty shallow.

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Christine
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3 years ago

To be fair, Snoop Dogg does smoke A LOT of weed

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3 years ago

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Well... sometimes mothers know best????

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Christine
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3 years ago

I do that...

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Daniel Trigueros
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3 years ago

He probably did!!1 Lol

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ItsYaBoi
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3 years ago

You didn't really get dumped

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_WEIRD_ONE_
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3 years ago

welp.. hes stupid....

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Mangoes'nRum
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3 years ago

Isn't this about how you Wanted her to dump you?

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Kelliwithani
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3 years ago

Been there. Got told "oops!" once. What the what? lol....

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

WHAT THAT IS HORRIBLE! ITS CHRISTMAS NOT DUMPMAS

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Camden
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3 years ago

She didn't deserve you

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JillVille Child Care
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3 years ago

O.o SpO.oky

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ItsYaBoi
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3 years ago

Jokes on him, he was probably ugly

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