“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.
Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.
Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.
Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!
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Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!
Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!
BEeeeyond rude. So sorry! Hope you are in remission and have found someone more supportive!!!
They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?
I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.
How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??
i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.
Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!
could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!
it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.
this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?
As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬
Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...
I feel like he was trying to politely show you that he was taken by being friendly and inviting you to hang.
Sounds like my husband, he has had the same velcro wallet for 20 years and he made me see Jeepers Creepers..it was terrible and we left half way through. Ah memories lol.
Haha I had heard over the weekend in grade nine, that my boyfriend Jeff as gonna break up with me. So first thing Monday morning I marched up to him & he said hey what’s up, and I said, As of this moment, you no longer have a girlfriend! All sassy like & walked off with my bad self. Lol. We’re friends now & have been for years & he still brings it up lol calling me savage. Hahaha kids.
