“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are such cowards when it comes to communicating their will to people around them.

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Steve Bowman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch and see what happens when your kids are dating...

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JillVille Child Care
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!

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Allison G.
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...that's awful...but I still laughed out loud at it

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're better off .. she sounds like a psycho.

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good riddance, she didn't have any feelings for you then and no point dragging on a dead end relationship.

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A Ghost
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he looked up breakup speeches

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Shruti Naik
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

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Steve Bowman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So she got dumped and still watched a movie. Without popcorn.

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people feel very strongly about their pizza. Dumb reason to dump someone, but some people are just that immature.

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JillVille Child Care
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you got a sandwich out of it ..

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ItsYaBoi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh when people use excuses? Am I right (probably not :(

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Orrr .. maybe it was his mom? plot thickens.

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troufaki13
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

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Rogue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people like him deserve to live and die alone.

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Jenny Lorenz
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being the dumper is tough like being the dumpee at times

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Shruti Naik
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

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Jenn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she doesnt deserve curly fries

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Phoenix Martinez
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!

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Shruti Naik
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

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RacconLifeGirlie
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like dating the same person, but without the memories

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Tanja Caloi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.

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Kaiden Coughlin
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?

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