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Every single state in the US has its very own motto. I mean, New York's state motto is “Excelsior,” and “Eureka!” speaks of California. But what if we try calling the states by their very real names? After all, these do indeed sound a little outdated.

So when someone on r/AskReddit posted a question “If the US States had honest slogans, what would some of them be?” the level of hilarity reached up to the max, and we have some of the most painfully accurate suggestions down below.

We do suspect these will not be approved by the governors any time soon, but hey, we all secretly know that the “You can't afford to live here” motto for California would fit way better. No empty promises, no understatement, simply facts.

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Street view of a small town in Wisconsin with parked cars under an honest slogan about drinking and celebrations.

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    Arizona desert landscape with rock formations under a blue sky paired with honest slogans for US states.

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    Illinois honest slogan saying if it ain't Chicago it's corn with a farm and cornfield background

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    The motto “In God we trust” is known to virtually every American, but do you know what’s the motto for the state of Florida? (This question is for Pandas living in different states.)

    In fact, every single US state has its very own motto, a unifying pledge for its people which represents the nation’s common good. Interestingly, 24 of these mottos are in English, 20 in Latin, and the rest are in French, Spanish, Italian, Greek, Hawaiian, and Chinook.

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    Mottos encapsulate the essence of every state and speak of religion, equality, history, patriotism, and other American values.

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    Washington US state slogan humor with Capitol building and cloudy sky in a fitting people-shared slogan for US states.

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    Kansas highway stretching straight into the distance, illustrating honest slogans for US states with humor and fitting descriptions.

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    But some states have more peculiar mottos than others. For example, Washington's state motto is "Alki" or "Al-ki" in the American indigenous language Chinook. It translates as "bye and bye," but can be interpreted to mean "Into the future."

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    According to Forbes, this peculiar motto can be traced back to JK Duncan of Governor Stevens’ state surveying expedition that designed its territorial seal in the 1850s.

    “It refers to the forward-thinking nature of the west coast settlers who named their settlement New York when they built it at Alki Point.”

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    Los Angeles skyline with Griffith Observatory and a humorous honest slogan about California's cost of living shared by people.

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    Crowded theme park in Florida with a castle in the background, featuring an honest slogan about US states.

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    Other interesting mottos include: "Live free or die" for New Hampshire, "To be rather than to seem" for North Carolina, and "Mountaineers are always free" for West Virginia.

    One unique example is Alaska, which adopted the motto "North to the future," which speaks of Alaska as a land of promise since 1967’s Alaska Purchase Centennial.

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    Hilarious and honest slogans for US states with a scenic Hawaii beach and city skyline in the background.

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    Open road through Texas desert landscape illustrating honest slogans for US states shared by people.

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    #13

    Empty parking lot and building under colorful sky with a humorous honest slogan for US states about New Mexico.

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    #15

    Aerial view of Wyoming landscape with mountains and town, paired with a funny honest slogan about US states.

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    Small-town street scene in Arkansas showcasing a humorous and honest slogan for US states by people.

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    Honest slogans for US states with a humorous Minnesota slogan about culture and car troubles.

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    #18

    Maine welcome sign with humorous honest slogan about US states and confused neighboring state names at sunset.

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    Alabama state capitol building with hilarious honest slogan about US states shared by people

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    #20

    Street view of Georgia downtown with traffic lights and signs illustrating honest slogans for US states.

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    Skyline of Utah city with mountains in background and a funny honest slogan about US states shared by people.

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    #22

    New York city skyline with Empire State Building and honest slogan about multiple cities in US states shared online

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    #24

    Neon-lit Las Vegas skyline at night with humorous honest slogans for US states highlighting Nevada's carefree vibe.

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    Colorful hot spring in Yellowstone National Park with a cloudy sky, illustrating honest slogans for US states.

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    Alaska city skyline with snowy mountains and frozen water, paired with an honest slogan about US states.

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    Honest slogans for US states shown with a cityscape of Michigan and the phrase road construction next 300 miles.

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