People Share 30 Honest Slogans For US States, And They’re Hilariously Fitting

thats... kinda cute, actually^^ And also very catchy^^

I used to think Illinois and Chicago were different states

I'll make a guess that this applies to both of those.

If they would allow they same speeds as on the German autobahn it would attract a lot of tourists.

I lived in Arizona for 8 years. This is a perfectly accurate description of the heat.

Nothing good comes from..."hold my beer."

Although millions do... We have the largest county in the US, but it is also one of the poorest.

This could not be more true. Northwest Florida is Alabama's dump.

Well at least I tried 🤷🏽‍♀️ I come back tomorrow

Truth.

ditch mitch

Yes there is a tree but you can't see it because all of the dogs are lined up!

Better: "There's way more to us than NYC. But you'll probably never get the urge to find out."

The Big Empty

.... Keeping it in the family...

What?

Nah, I was thinking of Maine. Maine isn’t a state you confuse with another state. That’d be like Wyoming or Montana or something. Maine stands out.

You won't, though, will you?

Finally found a reason to ever emigrate into the US.

But make sure it's South Peachtree St, not North Peachtree St.

Im 15 and one of the only black people here because me and my twin sister were adopted by white people. When I see a black person i do a double take 😂

THANK you.

Better. "We are way cooler than Seattle! ...SHUT UP, YES WE ARE!"

More like "taxes? What taxes?"

96% of Yellowstone National Park is in Wyoming. The Fountain Paint Pot - also in Wyoming.

Bigger than Texas. Better than Texas.

If this ain't the truth. I'm from Michigan and our roads are just terrible 😑

toothless, but friendly- This how to train your dragon?

Better: "We have more cows than people. And if you don't like football and beer, just leave."

The best and brightest of the bottom of the barrel.

... why are there like 10 for Florida?

Better: "It's just...corn. All of it. Forever."

Massholes lol

...okay but.... yea

Frack!

"We have a horse race. We like to make a big deal of it."

Charleston is the best i've lived here my whole life and i have no complaints except when i go to the beach it is soooo touristy. and a lot of richer people from up north come down here.

Better: "We're located in the North, but we vote like we're in the South."

NH: Scenery's great! ... ayeh, that's all we got.

I live in Virginia. I'd have said: "The Yankee South. Just ask the rest of the South."

It is a crime to kill a camel in Arizona.

Please, RIers are just excited that you mentioned them.

Hey!! Georgia has excellent coastline! And Atlanta! And Savannah! And some hills! And small southern towns and... yeah that's all I got. And I grew up in Georgia.

and related...

Cows. You forgot cows.

Yep! LLCs have the greatest protections in Delaware vs any other state, and you can legally register a business in Delaware and operate it regardless of the actual state you're running it from--you just have to pay taxes if you make over a certain amount in sales, I believe.

Better: "We're Washington's toothless, redneck little brother."

All those cars and there's only one identifiable Subaru in the photo though

Lots of green, none of it money.

Wisc: OK, coastal states, one try: find us on the map.

Now thats mean