“Grasshoppers Are Older Than Both Grass And Dinosaurs”: 24 Real Historical Facts That Seem Fake
Interview With ExpertWe often hear a lot of strange things that go on in the world, but stranger things have happened here, for when you look back, history itself is an endless bizarre tale. In fact, some events are so wild that you are left questioning whether they really happened!
When Reddit user Creepy-Desk-468 asked netizens, “What's something that happened in history that sounds completely fake but isn't?” folks narrated such events that will utterly baffle you. Piqued your interest, have we? Well, just scroll down to check out the astonishing events for yourself!
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Julie d’Aubigny was a 17th century French lesbian opera singer who defeated several men in sword duels, stole her lover from a convent by dressing up as a nun, and publicly had several long-term relationships with women. After the death of her final and longest girlfriend she retired to a convent and died peacefully.
I guess she had a lot o roommates who where like her sisters lol
A little closer than most sisters ... I assume?
Load More Replies...I have it on good authority that women can't sword fight. It is all over the news.
Then you need to learn to read for understanding, not for outrage. Nobody has said that women can't fence, they're saying that men have no place in competitions set up specifically for women. The fencer who took a knee didn't do so because she feared she would lose, she did it to protest a man in the women's category. She acted on principle, not out of fear.
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Dennis The Menace is a comic character introduced both in the UK and the USA. They débuted in the same month of the same year.
They’re completely different characters, unrelated.
Hardly surprising, if you're not British. Likewise the other way round. The British one is still going string, albeit in a watered-down PC form, on BBC kid's TV.
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Although now known for foods like cheese, stroopwafel, and kapsalon, in 1672, the Dutch ate their prime minister.
Ahhhh, I missed out kapsalon when I was in Netherlands, this is the first time I'm hearing of it. Just looked it up, it looks pretty good!
But you managed to taste cheese, stroopwafel, and prime minister? 🙃
Load More Replies...He wasn't popular. Except as a snack.
Load More Replies...Some of these historical facts will leave you rolling around with laughter, while some will make you question the absurdity of human nature. To get a deeper insight into the matter, Bored Panda reached out to Shravani Acharya, who is currently pursuing her master's degree in History. She thinks some people have developed a really rigid point of view of looking at events, other culture-communities, etc.
She said, "There are several preconceived notions about others that create difficulties in keeping an open mind while understanding such events which are not fake but might sound fake. If the event is related to the so-called developed or western country and the event is not really a 'glorious' one, then it is more probable that people will believe it to be fake."
She added that this mostly happens due to a closed mind and lack of education about world politics and history.
The “Exploding Whale Incident” on the Oregon coast. Officials decided that the best way to handle a dead whale on the beach was to stuff 20 cases of dynamite in it to break it up for scavengers. Instead they sent huge chunks of whale flying everywhere.
Not just Wile E. Coyote - Genius.... have brain, will travel
Load More Replies...a very LARGE chunk totaled a car when it fell on it. i would have LOVED to have been the insurer for that call, "wait, your car was destroyed by WHAT?"
Or was it just that, by chance, the person proposing it happened to have a large amount of dynamite he was trying to get rid of?
Load More Replies...Find the video on youtube and just listen for the *splut* *splut* *splut* of raining whale blubber. Absolutely horrifically fascinatingly funny. Ended up being hard to explain to the car insurance companies, too! "Wait, what now...?" (Whoops apologies Major Harris did not see your comment originally my bad)
i think the one in the picture is a s***m whale, based off the head shape and i think i can see the holes in the roof of its mouth that its teeth are supposed to go into edit: ok wow, I guess spérm is censored huh?
The Great Emu War.
Australia literally went to war with a bunch of oversized birds in 1932… and lost.
10/10 best military victory in bird history.
Can someone provide a short summary of the cause of the Great Emu War please?
Emu herds eating crops in W, Australia. About 900 were culled ... barely made a dent in the Emu population
Load More Replies...Also the rabbit plagues ... to the point that bio-warfare, a poxvirus, was used.
A guy convinced three billionaires and a kid to pay him hundreds of thousands (with no refunds) to board his uncertified, experimental carbon fiber submersible, and MAYBE see a shipwreck. Then [ended] them all and himself 3.5km under the ocean surface through recklessness and ignorance.
This was a major event all over the news and a huge topic online. Google it. This was like a year ago.
Load More Replies...Elaborating on her thoughts, Shravani narrated, "I believe that history is multifaceted. What sounds outrageous to one person might not sound so outrageous to another. It's really subjective. But while saying so, history has a really intimate relationship with the cultures and communities."
She also noted that if any event is "outrageous" for the present community, then it might create problems if it gets light in popular discussions. She personally believes that history should surprise everyone so that we can learn from it, but not everyone has the rationality to accept the outrageousness of history.
A bunch of Polish soldiers in WW2 adopted a bear, fed it cigarettes and beer, and had it help them carry ammunition during a battle.
Thank you! He had a rank and name, he was an equal, he wasn't just a pet
Load More Replies...Cigarette and beer, well, now we know what to take on our next hiking trip...not bear spray lol
The Pope once dug up a dead Pope, put his corpse on trial, dressed in full robes, propped him on a throne, and found him guilty. Medieval Catholicism was just WWE with incense.
I saw the picture before I read the text, and I thought it was a basset hound in royal robes
The great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
this flood killed 21 people and injured 190. the molasses was heated and travelled at a speed of 35 m.p.h.
Oh wow - that is much darker than the headline leads on
Load More Replies...I read a book about this. its from the I survived series, and it came out a few years ago. "I survived the great molasses flood, 1919", such a good book
(I stand corrected, d**n...that was a deadly flood). Knowing the consistency of molasses....probably was a slow flood lol
"A large storage tank filled with 2.3 million U.S. gallons (8,700 cubic meters)[4] of molasses, weighing approximately[b] 13,000 short tons (12,000 metric tons) burst, and the resultant wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 miles per hour (56 kilometers per hour), killing 21 people and injuring 150."
Load More Replies...While there are numerous such things that sound too fake to be true, we asked our expert about how historians actually verify these events when there are so many conspiracies floating around. Shravani claimed that there has to be at least one authentic source to identify the authenticity of the event.
"It might be historical documentation or archeological events, but there has to be some concrete evidence to justify the argument. If there are more sources, then it sometimes becomes useful to arrive at a conclusion, but it sometimes also creates multiple perspectives. However, if sources are contradicting one another, historians often admit the lack of resources as a valid conclusion," she explained.
Grasshoppers are older than both grass and the dinosaurs.
They couldn't be grasshoppers if there was no grass.
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Women were discouraged from riding on trains bc men thought their uterus' might fall out.
TBF this is going back to the very earliest days of proposed railway services, where there were all sorts of objections (and not just from men) in the press and elsewhere, most of which, even at the time, were quite clearly ludicrous and not to be taken seriously.
One of my history teachers said trains could have gone faster earlier, but people just couldn't handle it mentally.
Load More Replies...No. Stop it. Please stop this BS. All of this stems from an ignorant comment in the 19th century. Nobody believed this. Nobody was warned. Someone was important enough to get an ignorant comment/thought in a paper once and all of this BS stems from that. Nobody really thought it, yet here it is on BP at leasat twice a week.
I wasn't sure, so I checked. You're right There is no valid medical belief since ancient Greece, that women's uteri would fly out, wander around their bodies, etc. The Lancet identified many perceived problems with people travelling on trains (Feb 15th 1862). But uteri flying out of women was not one of them. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(02)58591-3/fulltext
Load More Replies...Men also thought the use of typewriters would be too much for women.
They were also advised to put pins in their mouth when going through tunnels to stop men kissing them!
Their. They may sound the same, but their, there, and they're have different meanings.
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In 1866, during the Austro-Prussian war, Liechtenstein sent 80 soldiers to fight on the Austrian side. When the war ended, the Army returned with 81 men.
It was a travelling Italian who asked to join them. They said yes and he went with them.
Lastly, when we asked her if she had read a bizarre historical event that sounds fake, she smiled and brought up the "Red Wedding" in Game of Thrones, as she recently found out that it was inspired by true events. "It extremely shocked me that a betrayal at such a magnitude can actually happen, and I just couldn't believe that it is true!" exclaimed Shravani.
Apparently, author George R. R. Martin has said that the inspiration for the betrayal is based on two dark events in Scottish history: the Black Dinner of 1440 and the Massacre of Glencoe from 1692. That definitely sounds chilling, doesn't it?
Dr Saul Krugman purposefully infected patients at Willowbrook state hospital with hepatitis by feeding them chocolate milkshakes containing hepatitis infected fecal matter. This was justified and done under the guise of helping accelerate Krugmans vaccine research for hepatitis.
Willowbrook State School was a state-supported institution for children with intellectual disabilities in the Willowbrook neighborhood of Staten Island in New York City, which operated from 1947 until 1987. They had outbreaks of hepatitis there, 90% of children becoming infected. "Dr." Krugman increased that to 100%. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willowbrook_State_School
And people think antivaxers are paranoid.. but facts like this doesn't help science
I hate antivaxers and those that spread misinformation, but yeah I get it. Stuff like this happened way too frequently, and probably still does.
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The Dancing Plague of 1518 🤣 dozens of people in Strasbourg suddenly started dancing uncontrollably in the streets for days...some literally danced themselves to death!
At the Battle of Karánsebes, due to a series of silly mistakes that started with some really good booze, the Austrian army mistakenly attacked itself instead of the Ottomans - who were late.
In the end, both "sides" retreated, making this, as far as I know, the only time an army fought itself and lost.
It's often listed as a battle where 0 Ottoman troops defeated 100000 Austrians.
I have never heard anything about this. It was never mentioned in World History. They should have included this in that class. Every student would have aced a test on this while laughing themselves silly.
Well, our expert's take on what really makes a historical event "outrageous" has left us with quite a few things to think about. What about you? Don't forget to let us know in the comments. Also, if you know of other such events, don't hesitate to share them with us!
In 1967, Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared while ocean swimming off Portsea, and was never found.
He was commemorated by having a swimming pool named after him "Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool".
John Stonehouse, a British MP, also 'disappeared' (from Miami beach) in 1974, only a pile of clothes were found. He was 'found' a month later in Australia and said he'd been on a 'fact finding tour'.
Adrian Carton de Wiart - He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War.
'He was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear. He was also blinded in his left eye, survived two plane crashes, tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp, and tore off his own severely injured fingers when a doctor declined to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly, I had enjoyed the war." '.
Sabaton: The unkillable soldier. (FYI, to all who don't know: Sabaton is a Swedish band who wrote a song about him).
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Sharks are older than trees.
The Zambian Space Program
The short term goal of the Zambian space program was to send a teenage girl and two cats to the Moon. The long term goal of the was to start converting primitive Martian populations to Christianity (peacefully of course). The program was headed by a former soldier and elementary school teacher named Edward Makuka Nkoloso. Nkoloso called those who participated "Afronauts." They were going to launch their 3 meter long rocket from the middle of a stadium in the capital city, but were denied by government officials.
After the space program shut down due to lack of funding and their main Afronaut getting pregnant, Nkoloso ran for mayor, spoke out in favor of legitimizing witch doctors, and got a Law Degree at the age of 64. Shortly before his death, he won a medal from the Soviet Union for his actions during World War 2.
Upvote for Afronauts, that's tight. I feel like that should be the name of the documentary on the Zambian Space Program if they ever make one. Edit: Okay, I"m an idiot and should have searched before typing this. There is indeed a short film about the program called Afronauts
Especially that the conversion to christianity would be peaceful...
Load More Replies...As I understand it, the teenager got pregnant while they already suffered lack of funding.
Load More Replies...So religion still hasn't gotten us to the moon. Why didn't God assist them?
Wrong God. Only the US American God, who values wealth, pot lucks, church involvement, and church attendance over kindness and humility could help them. I know I'm going to be downvoted by US Americans for this. But, for the rest of us, it really is self-evident, isn't it?
Load More Replies...Wait a teenage girl and 2 cats... going to the moon... sailormoon is that you??
A police strike in NY was cut short after only a few days when the police realised that crime dramatically dropped when they weren't on duty.
Editor's note: It was not a strike that was cut short. When the NYPD took a seven-week break from “proactive policing,” complaints about major crimes fell.
Source: LA Times
Could it be that complaints fell simply because it was known that police wouldn't be doing anything about them?
The 1969 strike by the Montreal police didn't go so well. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray-Hill_riot
Founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the same day-- July 4, 1826 -- the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence (which Jefferson wrote).
John Adams last words were, "Thomas Jefferson still survives," unaware that Jefferson had died hours earlier.
This co-incidence has a 7 in 100,000 chance. Very long odds indeed https://www.forbes.com/sites/kevinknudson/2016/07/04/two-founding-fathers-died-on-july-4-1826-what-are-the-odds/
As a member of the committee charged with writing the Declaration, Adams also made contributions to the creation of the document.
In WW1, British, French, and German troops were fighting around Christmas. On Christmas day 1914 some of the units fighting each other decided to call a truce and celebrate together.
On December 26th they went right back to war. .
"Joyeux Noel" is an excellent movie about this, I highly recommend it.
And while doing so check also out Sabaton's song "Christmas Truce".
Load More Replies...No, they didn't "go right back to war on Dec 26th", they were removed from the front, discharged or shot or simply transferred elsewhere. And the practice was nipped in the bud by people who rather wanted the war to continue
George Washington had to borrow money to get to his own inauguration.
It was a cash flow problem, not an income one.
Load More Replies...He could have just sold citizenship to foreigners like one other president is doing.
It's not a Trump thing. Congress has been doing that since 1992.
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The British empire.
This tiny, soggy, grey island conquered most of the known world. Probably because the weather was so awful back home.
The deliciousness of their food and the beauty of their women made the British the best sailors in the world
The sun never set on the British Empire - mainly because God couldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.
People don't realize this? That they led the colonial movement and subjugated local populations all over the globe? Who isn't being taught this in school? I'm guessing Europeans, as the comments on BP tend to show them as people who equate colonialism with the US. Sorry, no. The English are the leading cause of rebellion and Independence Days around the globe.
Now a big grey island is trying to do the same because no one learned from England that it isn't nice to take places from others
Like most BP "history facts", about 60% are wrong and 35% are explained by someone who didn't actually understand what they were explaining.
Not sure what you have read, but most of those are well known. You could get pedantic on minor details, but history contains a lot of guesses and debates. I didn't see any that were totally wrong.
Load More Replies...Like most BP "history facts", about 60% are wrong and 35% are explained by someone who didn't actually understand what they were explaining.
Not sure what you have read, but most of those are well known. You could get pedantic on minor details, but history contains a lot of guesses and debates. I didn't see any that were totally wrong.
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