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50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary
As a linguist, I gotta say, dictionaries are hella interesting, not just because of the obscure etymologies or weird words you can find in them, but because of the rare and unheard of meanings that ordinary everyday words can have.
But then the internet one-ups the lexical game and becomes home to collaborative dictionaries that deal with words you wouldn’t see in traditional dictionaries. No, I’m not referring to the Urban Dictionary, but that’s a treasure in and of itself too. I’m talking about the HipDict.
HipDict is a crowd-sourced dictionary that redefines regular, everyday words with meanings that make much more sense in reality. While most dictionaries define words in concept, HipDict focuses on the spirit and nails it spot-on.
We have already covered entries from this dictionary on several occasions, like on this one and on this one, but it’s growing, and so we present to you new and unique entries in this lexical compendium.
Scroll down, vote on your favorites, and why not share some of your definitions to otherwise very mundane words in the comment section below!
More Info: HipDict | Part 1 | Part 2
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
This always confused me. I eat chicken. I don't cluck and lay eggs. I eat eggs. I don't lay under a chicken until the farmer comes and collects me to be cracked or boiled.
Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago
Sorry to say that, but then you can't be a sour grape or ugly fruit!!
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Nubis Knight 3 years ago
I'd like to leave a comment about the current Situation in industrial livestock farming and industrial slaughterhouses. Big health issues and anxiety for the animals we eat... Just saying.
Helen Vertannes 3 years ago
Not in tge UK. We have some of years best farming laws in the world. Battery hens are barred. Admittedly some farmers still breed "barn hens" which is nearly as bad, but on the whole it's about animal welfare
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Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Then I am a kebab when drunk, a watermelon when I'm trying to eat healthy and takeaway when I cannot be bothered 😖😜
Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago
Yes! Frikandel special! This is my soulfood..
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David Gripon 3 years ago
I dunno. I'd imagine the animal felt that as it is being murdered for consumption.
Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Also what does that make me when I want to be 'on trend' and eat so called plant based products... They are made up of synthetic versions of actual fruit n veg hmmm???
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.
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Lennah Palbachm 3 years ago
I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want
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Pinkcorgi(Undercover panda) 3 years ago
Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)
And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*
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Russ Kincade 3 years ago
Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit
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Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.
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Emma Jolivet 3 years ago
March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition
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Robert Trebor 3 years ago
I have a cousin who married the same guy thrice. Now she says that was 2x stupid.
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Or a gif that expresses my reaction perfectly, but doesn't misappropriate another race and is from a celebrity I like.
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
BEST FRIEND: The person who tells you your problems are more than she can handle and then hands you a piece of paper with the name and phone number of someone she’s had recommended by a different friend. Based on a true story!
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Batgirl Kitty 3 years ago
Alternate definition, the hours of school in which feel like an eternity.
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
Yeaaaaaaah, this year isn't turning out the way I wanted it to. And I don't even care about quarantine. I've had, like, five military planes fly overhead in the past hour and a half, and I'm not even in Ukraine or anything, I'm literally in the U.S. Midwest.
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AppleDragon 3 years ago
I complained loudly about being single so my crush would notice me. I am no longer single :)
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
When someone still loves you before you brush your teeth in the morning.
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Kyra ALIMIN [4A] 3 years ago
Yeah... I was at my friend's house staying for a few days and then I forgot to do the assignment from our teacher. My friend was like "No worries! I haven't started it either." And then I felt much better, because then I wouldn't be the only one. When we got back to school, we realized that 80% of the kids in my class haven't done it. We all got a detention :)
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
And the year before that was a bloody nightmare…at least if you’re an American
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
A sign my sleep schedule is screwed up again. I'm either sleeping for much of the day or I'm going to be going to bed before evening.
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
This will be the first time I don’t renew my passport in 40+ years. I can no longer afford to leave the country unless I’m going to Canada or Mexico.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Parents and whoever is older than you / has any authority on you never apologize. They are too arrogant to do it.
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Carsten Petersen 3 years ago
In Denmark a double "a" actually forms the letter å - which is last in our alphabet - so a computer would put you last in the list ;-)
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Being young is hard. It’s touted as the best time of your life, but it isn’t…even if you’re living the dream it still likely isn’t.
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