50 Hilariously Cursed Memes Collected By This Page

it's a ruse - they're waiting for their mates to fly in and get the party started!

They're very sensitive to pressure changes, temperature and air currents and they prefer to stay inside, where there is food and warmth.

because they know exactly how to teg in and need to do a 360 of the area to record the data and send it back to the mothership and once it is done, they aren't needed so you can kill them. Otherwise why would they need those mesh eyes??? /s

If it is brighter outside, the fly will usually go out the door. So, shut off the lights, then open the door.

bc theyr annoying

Because they want to be inside, just like you.

I guess there is a huge amount of flies constantly trying to get inside. A few of them manage to find their way in. Among these few house breaker, an even smaller number find their way out. Maybe?

S m o l criminal

I'm not and it's hilarious.

My god, can't stop laughing- and it's been 5 minutes😂. Thank you!

I'm blazed enough to understand exactly...

Good joke, but it's a parrot from what I can see

Robin Hood. Robbing the rich to feed the poor.

Fly robin, fly. Up, up to the sky... (I know, it's a robin, but I can't help but to sing that song)

I heard he sang like a canary.

Mooi he ;)

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I’m a jar of dirt pirate.

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned.

Some days I'm avast ye maties, others, just rrrrrr!

I'm a yo-ho-ho pirate, which makes us yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum

Captain Morgan?

Let's drink a bottle or two of the rum then, Kimbowa.

A bay where you mind find pirates. There are torrents of valuables there.

I would never pirate SAI since appearently only one person makes it. but I bought mine years ago and got SAI2 for free due to it. Really love this paint program.

Finding the booty is a test every pirate must face and overcome, matey!

Or just use free and open-source software.

Good pun!

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Their brains are not weighed down by all the useless carp we adults know :P

Well, it makes sense. Tablets are meant to be intuitive. They only need to touch/press to do things, unlike having to learn to read.

I'm 67 and NOW they decide to sell slip-on athletic shoes

Interesting thank you.

Look at you making excuses for that slacking mess.

I prefer to think that pigeons are just sh1t at building nests. It makes me laugh. Get out of here with your science.

Thanks for the tidbit, Kira. Really appreciate it.👍 01_the_mor...d12116.gif

I adore this reply as much as any cliff bird

Thanks for the explanation

Sure, is tru but they do the same when making a nest in a tree. Since pigeons really aren't that dumb, it feels kinda like trolling the whole species. *Looks at human behaviour* Ummmm

Where I live, we have Mourning Doves. They build nests exactly like the one in this meme. At our old house, one pair regularly built a "nest" on one of the rafter tails, the part of the beam that sticks out from the house, and most of the time I would find their single egg broken on the driveway below.

What aboout the "keep my babies from falling/rolling off the cliif/ledge"?

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They’re not domesticated, they’re descendants of rock doves.

Minimal effort maximum results?

That's so cool!!!

Hah, hah! Pigeons are "domesticated"! Good one!