“Shut Up And Take My Money”: 40 Of The Newest “Odditymall” Finds To Empty Your Pockets

I can imagine someone cruising down the street, doing a double take and possibly wrecking their vehicle.

That's so kind.

I WANT CHICKENS SO I CAN GET THEM THIS

The dogs randomly charge about the board when they get the zoomies. The cats don't move unless they feel like it. The cats always win because they always get their way.

My dad has that on his car

I need one with an expanding belly cavity too

I LOVE this! No face mashing, no tít smashing! YES!

This is brilliant, in a pro-skin cancer kind of way.

I need one for a package

So I have a sectional couch, and I only like to lay in a certain spot, because I can pull them apart a little bit and lay on my stomach without my breasts getting in the way of laying on my stomach and being comfortable!! Everyone in the house, laughs at me. They don’t know true comfort!! This would be a back saver!!

Finally a comfy chair

I need this

I had to sleep on a similar model after eye surgery.

I could have used that lounge after back surgery!

Does the breast cavity come in different cup sizes? Asking for a friend.

I’m yuuuyyyyyy

OMG. they need to make massage tables like this!! I love getting a massage but hate that I essentially suffocate from my boobs being pushed up into my throat so my head hangs down instead of resting comfortably on the face cushion (and they can't adjust that cushion high enough to accommodate).

Wish I had one of these years ago.

I need this! I want a mattress like this, too, so I can sleep on my belly.

I need this

does this really exist? I want one

Don't buy this chair, it's a piece of s**t

Modesty prevents me from saying where I would need a very large pouch !

Hahaha I have this chair in pink

Exactly like a chiropractor's table.

I want to see the eskimo roll on that thing.

As a person who knows nothing of gardening, I have to ask: won't the plants drown if the rain pour heavily for a while?

Bro Probably like only 2 people own it

Every house should have one of this

This reminds me of running man.

Yes!!! I once lied down in a hammock next to a river and found my butt covered with mosquito bites afterwards. They stung me right through the hammock. Hadn't applied the repellent to my butt :-D

It seems he really is a wanker.

I need this for my bunny even though he have already some tents he never use.

Forbidden defibrillator

I would never get out. Well, except for food and biological functions.

I respect the bees but no

No. There be monsters.

yes.

And it can be yours for one meeellion dollars

A nice idea, I just wish it wasn’t in plastic.

It just looks like there's a glowing blue condom on the spigot in that bottom left pic.

WHY DID HE CUT THE PIZZA LIKE THAT

Lol

And mine.

Do they have one for outside that says don't come in?

Cool but I don't think it works for plants that are supposed to grow upwards.

Made one myself from a large glass bowl from an old glass airfryer, my guppies love it.

Where I live these would be 500k starter homes. They do look really cool though I wonder about the lack of insulation.

Those are cute, especially the little guy with the hose

gimmee

i cant trust myself, ill just probably end up eating it one day

But that's "A Nightmare on Elm Street..."