You've probably noticed how we took everything online these days - from shopping to news and even to finding the love of our lives, everything is just a click away. While all of this is very convenient, with so many choices and Internet users, it's quite hard to present yourself memorably, especially with the hope of attracting your potential significant other. And as much as we'd like to administer some helpful dating advice on this matter, some people have already figured out the cheats of the online dating game, and we'll gladly share them with you.

The primary thing you can do to stand out in the Tinder dating crowd is to sell or advertise your dating profile cleverly, and you have to do it well. It's hard to interest the person who's swiping away in a dating app when they know there are plenty more profiles and funny bios to choose from. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Bored Panda has collected funny Tinder bios that definitely made their authors stand out, proving that people are able of taking their humor and creativity to the next level if there's even the slightest possibility of getting laid. From embracing their disabilities to poetically insulting their name, these folks are excellent teachers of how to bring out the best of yourself with the help of a funny Tinder profile. Scroll down and upvote those who you think have the best Tinder profile!

#1

Now Is Your Chance

Now Is Your Chance

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow!!!

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#2

The Difference A Comma Can Make

The Difference A Comma Can Make

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

ROTFL I love her sense for humor and her outlook on life (finding the positive side of things). And yes, commas are important.

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#3

Awesome Bio

Awesome Bio

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istvan burjan
Community Member
2 years ago

Breathspect!

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#4

DateCheri

DateCheri

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

"She suffers from poor choices." Don't we all.

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#5

Well That Took A Turn

Well That Took A Turn

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't like meeting new people either but that's a bit extreme. That's a real dedication. We could meet to talk about hating to meet new people ;) :D

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#6

Marco Polo

Marco Polo

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

So, childhood trauma is already out of the way even before meeting 👍 :D

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#7

The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

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Nooh Sayed
Community Member
2 years ago

who typed the bio? asking the real question!

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#8

Testicle

Testicle

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

HA! Yes!

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#9

A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

"Nocturnal", same here

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#10

I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Some good pain meds, eh?

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#11

This Guy Is Gold

This Guy Is Gold

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Fair enough. But that gun seems threatening

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#12

Current Relationship Status: I Can Relate

Current Relationship Status: I Can Relate

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahhhh, that's so sad.

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#13

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Honesty Is The Best Policy

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Reletable

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#14

Don't Always Trust 5 Star Ratings

Don't Always Trust 5 Star Ratings

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istvan burjan
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2 years ago

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An opened whisky bottle nearby, and she (pretend) to drinkin' wine.

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#15

I Guess He's A Winner Here

I Guess He's A Winner Here

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

He's attractive also!

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#16

High Stakes Date

High Stakes Date

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

Ashley, I like the way you tinder

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#17

It's Tough Being A Single Mom

It's Tough Being A Single Mom

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm in love...Has gorgeous blue eyes and drinks from a pint glass!!!

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#18

Girl Of Your Dreams: A Brief Presentation

Girl Of Your Dreams: A Brief Presentation

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

She is hot though, I give her that lol

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#19

Matched With A Disabled Chick Today

Matched With A Disabled Chick Today

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't worry, I'll carry you in my arms and we can sit my the sea.

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#20

She Seems Like A Stand Up Girl

She Seems Like A Stand Up Girl

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

"... and I ........" Do you mean what I think you mean? :)

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#21

This Poor Woman

This Poor Woman

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Gotta start somewhere

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#22

Didn't See That Coming

Didn't See That Coming

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Shame, you're missing out seeing that lovely face in the mirror every day.

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#23

I Was Swiping On Tinder And This Came Up. Someone Give This Man A Medal, My Heart Is So Warm

I Was Swiping On Tinder And This Came Up. Someone Give This Man A Medal, My Heart Is So Warm

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

Awwwwww <3

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#24

A Friend That Cares

A Friend That Cares

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

I like your style, very sneaky. Pimp out your friend on Tinder and hog Netflix.

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#25

Best Tinder Tagline

Best Tinder Tagline

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

You will also give me a nasty rash after few months.

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#26

Gotta Appreciate Honest Tinder Profiles

Gotta Appreciate Honest Tinder Profiles

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

A sinister collection of smiling Bunnies & depressed Bears.

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#27

Found One

Found One

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Scary, make it into a short horror movie

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#28

What?

What?

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Trixster Million
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks good to me.

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#29

I Had A Good Chuckle When I Read The Bio

I Had A Good Chuckle When I Read The Bio

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

I'll be your Right Hand Man.

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#30

Laughed Hard At This

Laughed Hard At This

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Which ones Dave?

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#31

Bio Gold

Bio Gold

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Lets weave subtle hypnosis techniques in to my bio...You are feeling sleepy, I am the one...

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#32

I’ll Admit, The Anthem Made Me Chuckle

I’ll Admit, The Anthem Made Me Chuckle

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

˙sʇǝʞɔod ʎɯ ɟo ʇno ƃuıןןɐɟ sdǝǝʞ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ןןɐ ,ʎʇןnɐɟ ǝɹɐ sɹǝsnoɹʇ ʎɯ ,uɯɐᗡ

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#33

One Of The Best Tinder Profile Description I Have Read So Far

One Of The Best Tinder Profile Description I Have Read So Far

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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Hire an escort, that's what they're for.

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#34

I Guess It's The Greatest Tinder Picture I've Seen So Far

I Guess It's The Greatest Tinder Picture I've Seen So Far

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Grace Rule
Community Member
2 years ago

is that the guy from Buzzfeed?

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#35

Amazing Bio, Relevant Name

Amazing Bio, Relevant Name

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

"Hi, I'm Africa."

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#36

Hi. I'm Mat

Hi. I'm Mat

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Hi. I'm Not.

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#37

Dying To Meet You

Dying To Meet You

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

You are funny, but very strange, I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere.

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#38

No Pun In Ten Did

No Pun In Ten Did

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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There is a really lovely face hiding behind those big old glasses, and a sad joke as well. You've got my vote.

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#39

I Changed My Tinder Bio To This A Few Months Ago And I Get Emails On A Regular Basis From Guys Applying To Go On A Date With Me

I Changed My Tinder Bio To This A Few Months Ago And I Get Emails On A Regular Basis From Guys Applying To Go On A Date With Me

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kasa alex
Community Member
2 years ago

But did any of them get the job, or at least an interview??

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#40

Someone Is In Trouble

Someone Is In Trouble

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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Just a suggestion, but I wouldn't lead with that photo.

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#41

My Favorite Profile That I’ve Seen All Week

My Favorite Profile That I’ve Seen All Week

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

II wonder if she's one of those people who cuts out old faces from pictures and pastes in new ones.

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#42

I Swiped Right

I Swiped Right

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice one!

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#43

Best Profile I’ve Seen In A While

Best Profile I’ve Seen In A While

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Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
2 years ago

red & freckled....sure!

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#44

So Secret

So Secret

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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Perhaps your could show me some of your work then.

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#45

Tried To Make My New Bio More Accurate

Tried To Make My New Bio More Accurate

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Gary
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2 years ago

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Very clever, I like it.

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#46

Some Bios Just Make You Smile

Some Bios Just Make You Smile

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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Why? Does Pornhub have instructional videos now?

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#47

That Type Of Girl

That Type Of Girl

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JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so cute!

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#48

Oh, Wow

Oh, Wow

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Puppiesarepeopletoo
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Legs bigger than your dreams? Oof.

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#49

The Empress Of Tinder

The Empress Of Tinder

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

Not a Star Wars fan, can solve a Rubik's cube but can't spell it and hasn't worked out how glasses work.......Swipe Right

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#50

Good To Know, Becca. Good To Know

Good To Know, Becca. Good To Know

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Gary
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2 years ago

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Well that's a start...You're a bit quirky aren't you.

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#51

Definitely My Favorite Profile In The Last Few Months

Definitely My Favorite Profile In The Last Few Months

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

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You couldn't have placed your bar any lower could you?

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#52

This Profile Picture

This Profile Picture

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Jason Apolinario
Community Member
2 years ago

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It would be better if the thing on your face is white... ;)

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#53

What A Time To Be On Tinder

What A Time To Be On Tinder

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Gary
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2 years ago

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What was all the animal stuff about....Creepy!!!

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#54

Would You Swipe Right?

Would You Swipe Right?

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

Registered, researched the candidates and issues on the ballot, voted, DONE!

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#55

I Just Liked Her Bio

I Just Liked Her Bio

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Gary
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2 years ago

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Why are you on Tinder? You obviously love yourself more than any other person possibly could.

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#56

Just One Photo

Just One Photo

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Gary
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2 years ago

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She's a bit Scary

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