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Are there any parents out there? If so, great! If not, we also encourage you to see what we've prepared for you today. Why is it worth recommending? Well, maybe because it’s very relatable and stripped of all the gloss and perfection. What we are about to talk about is parenting, but in this less serious, more funny way. Does funny mean untrue? Definitely not!

Not to keep you in suspense for too long, we’re happy to feature some hilarious posts by the one and only James Breakwell, the creator of “Exploding Unicorn” that some of you may already be familiar with. We have already featured many excellent posts by this dad of 4, and since they resonate with so many of you, it’s time to see more of Breakwell’s content.

In addition to preparing a list of James’ newest posts, we have also interviewed him! Scroll down to read what we have found out from Exploding Unicorn’s founder, as well as to get some insightful information about parenting the family & relationship empowerment coach Celia Kibler kindly shared with us.

More info: ExplodingUnicorn.com | Facebook | Instagram | Books | Substack

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Phoenix
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, come on. Don't leave us in suspense.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you pretty much asked for it and they delivered. I would too if I were in their shoes so NO takebacks! XP

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    Bored Panda contacted James Breakwell again to ask some follow-up questions about Exploding Unicorn. We were wondering if, since our last interview, there have been any significant developments or changes in the creator’s life or work. James shared with us: “I’m currently going through the editorial process for the sequel to my debut sci-fi novel, The Chosen Twelve. The next one is called The Gods of Spenser Island and has perhaps more human-on-alien-octopus battles per page than any other book in human history. I imagine I’ll be banned from writing books after this. My children’s book, You Can’t Be a Pterodactyl, also recently came out. The authorities were too slow to stop that one.”

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    What makes Breakwell’s work so unique is how the author keeps the balance between humor and parenting advice. This is why we wanted to know how James strikes this balance, and what message he hopes readers take away from his books and content. We found out that: “There’s always humor in life if you’re willing to look for it. The worst days make for the best content. Looking for that silver lining naturally keeps me in balance. Okay, maybe not quite in balance, but it stops me from running away into the woods, never to be seen again.”

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    Mithara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stand with the 7 year old on this one

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    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, in Peru they are deep fried, so you won't starve if you get trapped.

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    Exploding Unicorn has a substantial following. We were curious how a dad of 4 engages with his community. James Breakwell explained: “I’ve been building a community through my newsletter on Substack at JamesBreakwell.Substack.com. It’s an environment free from bots or trolls, so it’s much more productive to engage there. I reply to almost every comment. It’s also where I can tell my longest stories, so it weeds out the people with shorter attention spans. You have to truly be at a bad place in your life to subscribe. You should check it out!”

    Asked to share some memorable or amusing interactions or responses from his followers that stand out in his mind, James shared with us: “Ever since I wrote about how I almost died when my appendix exploded, I’ve received emails from people who said my story helped save their lives. Rather than waiting, my readers are going to the emergency room at the first sign of trouble. My life is serving as a negative example to others. It’s all I ever wanted.”

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    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been watching too many old Batman reruns with the Penguin.

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    As we promised before, we would also like to share with you some interesting facts about parenting. For this reason, we got in touch with Celia Kibler, family & relationship empowerment coach. We asked the expert what some common challenges parents face today are, and how humor can help them cope and find solutions. Kibler told us: “Often adults, and that includes parents, will take life too seriously and often focus on ‘what ifs’. For example, ‘If this happens, then my child won’t be able to do this in the future’.

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    In addition, parents often forget the fun of childhood and are so busy being adults that they don’t let their inner silliness come out. Stuff is funny, your kids are hilarious and guess what, you often are too.”

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    Celia gave some real-life examples: “‘If my child doesn’t eat their spinach, then they won’t grow strong.’ Mealtime is often a time when parents get stressed out, and so do their kids, but if they find the fun in eating, it relaxes their child and they will tend to avoid the sometimes daily power struggle.”

    Kibler highlighted that it is important to remember the importance of being a kid ourselves and to relax a bit: “Instead of fighting with them to eat, have a monkey night, put paper on your table and allow everyone to just dive in and eat with their hands… fun, funny and your kids may wind up eating stuff they never have before.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has the be the best one of the bunch.

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    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After twenty years of teaching ‘em, they’re a completely normal teenager… sorry…

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    The parenting coach continued: “Here’s another example. When my son was 3, he didn’t like to sit and eat at the table. So, instead of getting aggravated every night and ruining everyone’s meal, I invented ‘Ninja bites’ (named for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that he loved). A Ninja bite was this… He was allowed to run a lap inside the house and when he circled back to the dining room, I would yell ‘Ninja Bite’, he would stop, eat, chew and then take another lap. This would continue until all his food was gone, dinner after dinner. Fun and funny all at the same time and the rest of us ate our food happily.

    Now, for all you fearful parents thinking you have to teach your child to sit at the table and eat, I will tell you that my son is now 35 years old and has been happily eating meals at a table for decades. The ‘Ninja Bite method’ relieved a struggle in a fun way and avoided arguments and stress, and left us with a fun memory.”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All housework is like this kid. (So is having a job).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked for milk I can drink out of the box

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    Celia explained how important it is for the parents to build some fun memories with their children: “That’s the good stuff that your child will remember about their childhood, you will too. Parents have a hard time talking with their child, so buy a joke book for them and start telling jokes to each other, laughter makes great, honest connection. Take a step back, perspective is a huge help. How many times have you found something hysterically funny after the fact? When we look at things from the eyes of a child, often what you think is a big deal becomes something that you can laugh about and learn from.”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never ending with the things at school!

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just politely walk him to the door Al Bundy style.

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    We asked the parenting coach if she could provide some tips for parents who are struggling to manage their time effectively while still being present for their children. Celia Kibler told us: “You have to become a proactive and intentional parent. Simply flying by the seat of your pants will create reactive, emotional responses that are usually not in the best interest of you or your child. When finding balance in our busy lives, I recommend that parents intentionally spend 10-15 minutes with their child a few times a day. If the parents work in the home, break up your work with 1-on-1 time with your child throughout your day. The scheduled breaks are as good for you as they are for your child.”

    “If your work takes you out of the home, set your mornings up with a solid routine that includes 1-on-1 time with you, so that you’re not always rushing and stressed and you have some fun connection before you all start your day. When your child gets home, get up and greet them at the door and show how happy you are that they’ve arrived.” Celia added this is helpful advice also for one's partner.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also it's a joke...why does everyone need to be mad about everything.

    TheGoodBoi
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    Well that money could've gone to popcorn and drinks!

    Rigor Moreno
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    12? Isn't that a bit.... Ah well

    SincerelyMeesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gave her mad money is what you did. Good dad. Keep it up. you never know when that money might make a difference in her evening.

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    You should have known that was going to happen. How long have you been married?

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    Valdezinator
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    That's disgusting! You should not be saying that about a 12-year-old EVER!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That theory would explain why they adopt foundlings.

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    Sounds like mother's day where mums clean, cook and do everything for a special dinner.

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    The family & relationship empowerment coach continued: “Set up limits and boundaries for your child, yourself, and your work. Don’t allow work calls during family time and bedtimes. Don’t have your phone always in your hand. That just shows your child that your phone is more important than they are. Set up electronic-free zones for the family. Learn to say 'no'. Prioritize your child, not always your work. That will alleviate your child's thinking that you always work and have no time for them

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    Lastly, start noticing the good things your child does. If you only react to trouble or bad choices, your child will grow up believing that nothing they do is right and they’re a bad kid and they will live up to that expectation. Remember that what you focus on is what will grow.”

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    Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my school we sign each others shirts and sometimes pants! Those clothes are the ultimate souvenir from the last day of school. My sister and I still have ours (obviously unwashed!).

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    Finally, we were curious to know how Kibler sees humor and relatability evolving in parenting content in the future, shared by other mums and dads like James Breakwell. Celia said: “Humor is a great connector and a great motivator. Parents have so many similar experiences but often feel alone in their journey. When a parent reads a funny post about a scenario in life relating to another child and their parent, they connect, they think, ‘OMG me too! I’m not the only one.’”

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're supposed to clean the bed sheets every WEEK I do mine 2 times a year...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also my wife's main reason for watching movie

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    “They can find the humor in the situation by listening to someone else’s perspective on a similar conflict or challenge. We as a society need to laugh more and find the funny in life. Why? Because life is funny, people are funny, things are plain funny and laughter really is the best medicine.

    Laughter relaxes, destresses, energizes and exercises the muscles of the body. It boosts our immune systems and our moods. It has so many positive effects, boosting oxygen, blood flow, brain function and actually burns calories, what a great way to get in shape.”

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    Stacy Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did that a couple times 😅 In front of cake and spaghetti, respectively.

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    “Children have a natural positive outlook on life. They’re curious about everything and often their curiosity lands them in some very funny situations. Our ability as parents to laugh at situations and each other, not take everything so seriously and to learn to pick and choose our battles, will allow a child to retain so much of the positive that they are born with.

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    Through all the years of your child’s life, don’t be afraid to be goofy. Tell a joke, wear a silly hat, surprise your child with something they don’t expect. That’s the good stuff in life, that’s the stuff that memories are made of and where connection is built.”

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Dad ... that was totally wrong. You should have said it looks wonderful to me.

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY WE HAD TO EAT SOMEONE AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE THE GUNIEA PIG

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg once this girl threw strawberries at me in our social studies classroom and it exploded on my arm and the floor and we had to clean it up before my social studies teacher came in and so i started violently licking my arm to clean up my arm but then my friend was like wth lemme get some paper towels and she got some but i still was licking my arm when my teacher walked in and the look on his face WAS PRICELESS (sorry for the longevity i ramble a lot)

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    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes a good bit out of the day for a fire alarm, that's time talking to friends and generally not doing work. I remember those times..

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    Casey H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would get them flip phones. That way they can call or text, but not deal with the horrors of having the Internet in their pockets.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they tipped you and sent you on your way. ;)

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    George LaMonica
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would have stopped that. In fact I'm pretty sure I would have just taken pictures and kept going.

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    Addy Nimbus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trillians got “Dish-ues”. Thanks, Ill be here all week…

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edna Mode would be very proud that you put those capes where they belong.

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    LegendsNeverDIE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have siblings but if I didn't I would stack on 2 more pillows :)

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    Kayla Schuster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is an accumulation of all the posts on this thread.

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's actually brilliant! I grew up with rabbits and guinea pigs; this would've been a game changer!

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    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a battle cry, not a scream of fear.

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    Teodor Negru
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she get to take the chair home?

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the comments, there are some stinky people out there. Little kids should be bathed whenever they're dirty and twice a week minumum. Once you are old enough to start producing body odor, you need to bathe daily. And for the love of god, use deodorant. If you really, absolutely, can't bathe for a day or two, a thorough wash of the unders is a second best option. If you're camping or flying, and don't have washing facilities, wet wipes are your friend, and a basic necessity. Body odor is real, and if you are not bathing and using deodorant, you probrably smell bad. For the sake of all those around you, including the strangers on public transport and elevators, take a shower every day. Please.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all done it. Three times over and the couch goes.

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/she/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you guys don't have breaks in middle school? All the way through secondary at my school you get an hour a day. Admittedly, you're expected to spend the last 10 minutes of both breaks preparing for your next class, and if you're involved in anything at all it will be at lunch, but you still have 10 and 30 minutes to eat, play, go to meetings, do homework, rehearse, whatever you have to do.

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    Emilia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done

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    Kristof De Smet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knee is what makes the difference! It's the attitude

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    Lesbian thespian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you tell him? Keep quiet then you get double the money! Follow me for more amazing and totally morally correct tips :)

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    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I definitely used to do the kindergarten drop-off in Covid times only wearing make up on the top half of my face.

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    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, she ends up dating the guy who does commercials for car insurance, and that becomes the company tag line...

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    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget to go to bed a lot

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bryce's Mom, Kayden's Dad, Alayna's Grandma, Rosie #2's Mom, Coach Z, MLM Mom, and Super Mom. Those count right? I'm in the south so I call everyone Lady, Honey, or Bud.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YISSSS that's what me and my bff did in elementary school at every recess

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, I would still be inside looking for the other shoe, which would inevitably be in a completely different room than the first shoe

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running through the house 9: Mom! 5 called me the H-word! 5: I did not! It was an accident! 9: It was not! The H word Mom! That's NOT ok. *Me, trying to think of the H word..." ... ... Me: Be nice? Who wants to go outside?

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you tell the secret to have 4 daughters. I have 2 boys and really hard looking forward to have a baby girl.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not do that anymore in other parts of the world?

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my ADD self, except I’m playing both roles in this scenario 😆

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    Hoody Hoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I probably do need absolution after eating half a bucket of popcorn, an order of double-cheese nachos and a gallon of Coke.

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