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If there’s anything that’s truly taken over our screens, it’s memes. They sneak into our feeds, group chats, and DMs like they own the place. I don’t know about you, but it’s a rare day when my inbox doesn’t have at least a few memes from friends waiting for me. And honestly, I’m not complaining—we all need a bit of humor to brighten our day.

If you could also use a quick laugh, we’ve compiled some funny and relatable memes from the Facebook page ‘The Safe Word is Avocado.’ Check them out below, and remember to upvote your favorites!

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Nicky
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The photo would work as a pickup line.

Goat express
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than a d!çk pic!

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    #2

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    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And passports.....and travel cards....and ID cards...and biometric visa cards.....

    Dave Van Beurden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I stopped liking this one after the 356633rd repost

    funkybluegirl (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I just assume that all my info is out there. Not thrilled by that, but it's the world we are living in.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. There is no privacy, and there never will be again. What we *can* do is limit how information is used; like laws preventing insurance companies from using DNA testing to deny coverage (against someone genetically predisposed to cancer for example).

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    Purple_bio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait till they find out about phone cameras-

    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US government is now contracted with FedEx to put spy cameras on FedEx trucks to get around the 4th amendment. Orwell couldn't imagine the extent of the current surveillance state, and it's only getting worse.

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    “The Safe Word is Avocado” might seem like a random name for a Facebook page filled with memes, but that’s precisely what makes it so perfect. Online, things don’t always have to make sense for us to love them. This group is proof of that, with over 59K followers who are all in on the joke.

    What’s truly great about memes is how their silliness often makes them even better. They can be weird and offbeat, yet still universally understood. It’s no wonder researchers like Paolo Gerbaudo refer to memes as a kind of “language.” They transcend cultures and connect people in ways that words alone sometimes can’t.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I read the caption and wondered what the guy on the rice box had to do with Spiderman.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the mention of Spiderman, I was legit thinking of the Uncle Ben's Rice guy.

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    Chris Landrum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel old. When I first read this I thought of the guy on the rice box

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear, Uncle Ben, I think white rice.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father has took up a new hobby....

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the rice dude

    Wm Paul Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired - just seeing the title I thought of Uncle Ben's rice.

    RightSoFar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this time I thought it was "Commie Con " and stayed away.

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    #4

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    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahaha. Need some Aloe for that burn?

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not enough aloe in the world to help that.

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a little slow on the message

    Cass Malone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the woman that sent this to him, I applaud you 👏🏻🤣

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they gave what they requested-

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful what you wish for!

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    Memes are truly everywhere. No matter where you are on the internet—whether you’re scrolling through Bored Panda or laughing at a cheeky email from a coworker—you’re bound to run into them. In 2020, over 1 million memes were shared daily on Instagram alone, a number that’s likely only grown in the years since.

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    Because memes are so pervasive, it’s easy to dismiss them as unimportant—something we laugh at and then quickly forget as soon as the next one comes along. But therapist and mental health writer Theodora Blanchfield believes they hold much more significance.

    “Memes get trivialized and disparaged, yet, they’re an important social currency and way of communicating online in this day and age,” she argues. “These small, often funny pieces of content are important for their ability to share ideas quickly and succinctly as well as foster a sense of connection and feeling seen.”

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    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just woke up the cat because I was laughing. Worth it.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never not enjoy comments about this song.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm terrible at remembering names. I used to call a co-worker a different name starting with A everyday.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a Josh today. 30 seconds later I called him Jason. At least I got the first letter right.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the reason i call everyone "ma poule"

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain acknowledges the names of new people in my life and then throws them into the garbage bin immediately after. You can tell me your name right now and I'll forget it in about 4 minutes. No recollection possible, it's gone.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'll have that song in my head for a week.

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    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact: that's french for "stop being on fire"

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to a facility where the lead safety representatives last name is Weathermen. I've asked him if he ever feels like he missed his calling.

    Dill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nominative determinism!

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in SP. How did I miss this dude?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam Clemens got the character name Tom Sawyer from a SF firefighter.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he be stopping more people being burned ig-

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    OldButNewButBroken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CAPYBARAS! My favourite animal. They are so chillaxed. And they kinda look like giant guinea pigs.

    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They pretty much ARE giant Guinea Pigs.

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their baby would be a capyacabra.

    Livingwithcfs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like guinea pigs trying to hide as a horse

    Patrick H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're a type of fish, so you can eat them during Lent. (Look it up before you downvote my joke.)

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Said the same before seeing your comment.

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    naomii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does bored panda have my family omg. this is unacceptable.../j

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I say your family look really happy & cute, sorry if your privacy was invaded! /j

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    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that mom has her hands full with 5 little ones.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, they are the same totally-

    Fack Suckerberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but to be shure, don't feed them after midnight.

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    Blanchfield thinks that memes have reshaped how we communicate, and she sees it as a positive change. “As both a therapist and ‘regular’ human, I’m glad that we have this way of communicating,” she says.

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    She echoes the thoughts of other researchers on how memes can act as a shared language. “Think of a time you felt excluded from a group, because it felt like they were speaking an entirely different language with references you didn’t understand,” says Blanchfield.

    “Or, on the contrary, think of a time where you were the one to clue in a group about a popular meme that they somehow didn’t know about. If you felt a small rush of power, you’re not petty. (Or at least no more petty than me.)” In a sense, being “fluent” in the language of memes makes us feel like we’re part of something together.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop thinking about the first human to uncover a dinosaur skeleton in the 1800's. What they must have thought. A thigh bone of one was found in the 1600's, but the discoverer thought it came from a giant human, lol.

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, mushroom deaths are bad deaths too. Poor Kevin.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with how we found out what chemicals we can't drink in a chem lab-

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman". Berries, but same scenario.

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my kids when they were young -- every mushroom is edible, once.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it said Kenny for a minute and I said ahhhhh

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, most foods were based on dares. Hey, the birds eat this without problems (picking up a chile) I dare you to eat it!

    Mark Boelte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They most likely watched what animals ate. And which ones died, stumbled, etc.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boil the stuff for a long time. Take a drop and put it on your skin and wait for a reaction. If no reaction, take a little taste and spit it back out. Wait for a reaction. If it tasted okay, drink a little sip and wait for a reaction. If you're still fine, eat a little bit, and, you guessed it, wait for a reaction. If after a few hours you're still okay, it's probably okay to consume and make note for the future

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 4 hours. Read it in a book

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    Fire Singer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's fantastic! My grandma turned her diary into a book for all of us and I love her but it's like her grocery list and mundane "I did this super normal thing today" entries. This idea would have made it much more entertaining.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because she wanted you to know how she enjoyed life to the fullest, no matter what, i find that pretty heartwarming tbh-, she enjoyed everything

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    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Create a family album with pictures of people who aren’t your relatives and make up stories about them.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God this is brilliant. Emma, you win the internet.

    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few hundred years from now someone will find this diary and make a movie, a true story, of your life. No one will ever know.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my real diaries have gone missing, so maybe I'll try this next

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the idea!

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It crushes my soul all over again every time I see this one posted.

    B Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take comfort in the fact this misunderstanding probably saved lives as people ate less red meat.

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    Mosh Gos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 PORTION of 3 is bigger than 1 PORTION of 4. Counterintuitive at first perhaps. Sry I actually don't know if you're serious or not lol.

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    Valestra Silverfang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think this was just a joke until I went to a trump rally.

    Neal fy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It baffles me everyday how Americans even get their diploma with this amount of education... the math and geography the American adults struggle with are usually what a normal 10 year old already knows

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At school in the UK, we never used the > or the <. I didn't see them until well after I was adult, and saw them online.

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    Blanchfield also points out that there’s an evolutionary reason behind that small feeling of power when we “get” a meme. Historically, having more information was crucial for survival. “Knowing that a tiger was coming when someone else didn’t could have meant the difference between life and death,” she says. “Missing out on a meme won’t kill you, but having that shared language will help bring you closer.”

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    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um? Where can I buy those at 1:35 AM with an actual paper reciept??

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor dude, but hey you are known as a famous character, that is mostly good-

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Mario...A Mario MF...yeah, real nice ...

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading it as Mario looking might fine! I wondered why he didn't want to wear overalls again.

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    JM
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of this - poor spoons!

    Zdena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I met a spoon who worked as drum stick in a band.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stir coffee. Scoop ice cream, pudding, soft boiled eggs. Carry peas or corn.

    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these things are lifted upwards by a spoon.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a bizarre idea: don't put spoons under fast-running taps.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥄 anthropomorphic spoons voluntarily bend to their fear of the Uri Geller

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooooo, a spoon is my mental state-

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is a valid - and probably the only correct - reaction to the video

    funkybluegirl (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that video is so heart breakingly adorable.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that is so cute. But that little guy figures it out :)

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to watch small animals wash their food. It's adorable.

    Gracie Mae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to google that one--poor baby, my heart broke. had a happy ending though

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could easily fall in love with a man who has that degree of empathy.

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    There’s a lot of talk about how memes create a sense of connection, but it shouldn’t be overlooked, especially in a time when many people feel isolated. A recent Meta-Gallup survey found that nearly 1 in 4 adults worldwide experience feelings of loneliness.

    Of course, the reasons behind this vary from person to person. For Blanchfield, as a therapist, it often stems from the nature of her work. “I can’t talk much about what happened at work to people in my life, other than in incredibly broad strokes,” she shares. However, she’s found support and understanding in a dedicated psychotherapy meme group, which has made a difference for her.

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    hungryghost
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I laugh so hard at this

    Seanette Blaylock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good demonstration of why those of us with poor vision should probably not store air horns in the bathroom. ;)

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okkkkk, I didn’t understand the joke at all before reading your comment :D thank you (I had forgotten that deodorants were also in spray)

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    Zilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd air horn "things happen in 3's, wait. Why do i have 3 air horns-"

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than what happened to Lister on Red Dwarf. He mistook the can of shaving foam for deodorant.

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    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're passing away?! WTF?! I'm only 45!!!

    matty doswell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlabeled means adult,men with massive moustache

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the days when I'd go to tape a show off TV and find that my brother had already recorded porn on the "blank" tape. Or the time I borrowed a tape from someone and my brother recorded porn over it. That was an awkward conversation about why they weren't getting their tape back. Teenage boys have always been gross.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a pastor. One day a parishioner came to his house and asked if they could borrow a blank VHS tape, so my stepmother gave them one. When Dad got home and heard this, he said "which...tape...did you give them?" Not sure where it went from there

    Purple_bio
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would of been a illegal one, so the police or FBI, if it's unlabeled, there is a dark reason behind

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, the boomers are still mostly around. We've got time MFs. Don't start spending that inheritance yet

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...I'm Gen X, just turned 49. It's Boomers who are dieing

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More advice for millennials and Gen Z: when we boomers are all gone and the X'ers are dropping like flies, YOU will be the old b'stards being blamed for the problems of the younger generations.

    roepi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right. Like gen z could figure out a vhs player. It's a gen x exclusive skill. Much like knowing why ohio is funny is gen z exclusive magic.

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a Gen X exclusive skill. I'm a Xennial and I know how to use a VHS player. I can confidently keep up with the best of them.

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    Orange Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it could also be some random shows I taped in the '90's. Probably X-Files.

    Robert Larson, LPN, JD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I never thought of about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a certificate saying I was an Appropriate Adult (so I could act in my professional capacity as an advocate for someone who was deemed vulnerable in a police interview eg if they had mental health problems). You don’t need to have had any training to do it, but my employer viewed it as best practice. Pretty much the only time I’ve met both criteria.

    KnightOwl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an adult, I'm just pretending. Said this in front of some young nieces and nephews once and they're now absolutely convinced I'm a kid stuck in an adults body. They 'take care of me' and teach me loads of interesting things, they love when I babysit them.

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually ignored, so no one notices how old I am.

    B Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listened to Geoffrey the giraffe preach, I listened hard.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm often mistaken for a dummy because I'm blonde.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just act like a child like i do, magically you aren't trusted with adult life, but get to have the childhood you never had, still not allow alcohol, not trusted-

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course there are still people out there that treat me like a baby, (or like I am stupid) even at 67 years old.

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    One of the greatest strengths of memes is their ability to express things that might be difficult to articulate, not just because the words are hard to find, but also because it can be emotionally challenging to say them out loud. Research suggests that humor can help us address taboo subjects, and various studies have shown that memes have become a valuable tool for discussing topics related to mental health.

    “I’m grateful that my friends and clients have used memes to communicate with me in order to say the hard things—to make jokes about their traumas or an element of dealing with chronic depression, for example,” says Banchfield.

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    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i used to have some of these, until my brother ate one

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 😂 My grandkids have the sea creature ones. They're a bugger to get out of the plug hole though. The sea creatures, not the grandkids.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they made those things so they were safe to eat and no more than 10 calories, they'd be a great appetite suppressant. You take a pill with a glass of water. It expands in your stomach and makes you feel full. If they made it so it took a while to dissolve and break down, it would be a very effective method of weight loss. If anyone steals this idea, I want 5%.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one at work as a gag gift and rushed over to my mom's to try it out. I was in my 30s and she in her 70s. We were as thrilled as toddlers. Lol

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I did the same with one of those soap bubble guns. The entire house was sticky with soap but damn it was fun

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never fully kicked my Magic Grow habit.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and me used to play with these all the time when I was like 3, they were the best

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot these ever existed! I used to do those!

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    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either run away or to the duolingo app

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly!!!

    Shayne Huff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, it's a good thing the alert wasn't in Spanish!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't ignore Duolingo. "I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"

    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, repeat the phrase "No me molestes, búho!"

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo is like the Eyehole Man.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang they know everything, everywhere. ( starts looking for her aluminum foil hat)

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five Nights at Freddy's mixed with learning a new language could be an interesting combo.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the money we don't have to spend, the horror!....

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have too many Lego blocks and sets! If only there were a child to have eaten up that money!

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely read any positive stories about having kids. It's always how much the parents' souls are crushed from having their life stolen by a screaming, puking, peeing, crapping, mystery illness getting tiny person who requires all your time, energy and money who then grows up to resent you for ruining their life for reasons. Why anyone does it is beyond me.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not reading enough stories then. Plenty of people love having kids and have never regretted it for a second.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I have a softly snoring thingy lying on top of me that might start screaming if I jostle it too much. Cat or child, it's for you to guess

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a kitty child. Then all you do is what your kitty wants, and everything is right with the world.

    Sosha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having children means responsibility, sacrifice, patience and many other things. It's a noble thing, but I'm not such person so I'm gonna enjoy my childless life. But I have respect for parents so please do not belittle or mock those who choose to have children. Sorry, needed to rant. I've heard some people ridicule parents and it ticked me off.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me about 10 years after my son was fully grown before I could get used to the fact that I could stop at the store on my way home from work if I wanted to. Going on 15 years now, and it still feels like a luxury.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without kids, most adults spend most of their lives doing stuff they don't want to do.

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! What about work? Taxes? Stoplights? There are lots of things I don't want to do, but I do them because they are necessary. I have two adult children and raising them to adulthood has been one of the greatest joys of my life. They are excellent, interesting people. Even when they were small they were fascinating and funny.

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    Moreover, memes can offer validation when other things fall short. “Sometimes, no matter how many ways I phrase something or ask something to a client, they still have a hard time wrapping their head around the fact that they’re not The Only Person Who Has Ever Felt That Way,” says Banchfield. In these moments, coming across a relatable meme or image can really make you feel seen.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be ridiculous... he's twerking at a barbecue.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, trying to summon up a fart strong enough to light the charcoal.

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    badger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for people who twerk at barbeques

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat man cooking BBQ, it's a grocery store after all

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twerk at pac man back stabbed with scissors

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Pac Man is about to scissor the twerker.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you can be over 35 and still have friends?

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but none of them are young enough to move furniture.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never inflicted the horrors of moving on my friends. That's what professional movers are for!

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't hire the bargain ones...learned the hard way.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work they decided that the movers we normally used, were too expensive. Therefore they hired another firm to move a writing desk from one office to another on the same floor and move out the old one from the the new office. It only took them 2 hours, a scratch on the table and a loose door frame. We went back to our old movers after that.

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    Lavendar rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, and it's sooooo much faster !

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    Jo Maxwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are all their hats so big?

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse the condition of the military the bigger the hats become. Not even joking. Look at what the soviets were wearing towards the end.

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    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was watching the DPRK diving team during the Olympics and rooting for them so that Kim Jong Un wouldn't send them to a labor camp...or worse.

    Jared Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Jong-Un leans over… “put the red 6 on the black 7.”

    Karr Karr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those hats are sooooo silly. I quess the boss thot they'd make him look more slender.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Jong Un observes loyalty assisted porn unaware of what the hats excreted.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's literally balding on the spot

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are looking for hidden messages, and spelling mistakes-

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    Sharing memes with friends and family can also be a way to maintain what Blanchfield calls “emotional capital” in our relationships. Even if you don’t see someone often or text them frequently, sending a meme now and then shows you’re thinking of them and keeps that emotional connection alive.

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    “If you were trying to save $100,000 but only focused on making big deposits, you’d miss out on the ability to build up your money over time,” she explains. “The same holds true in relationships—they’re not just built in the big moments, but it’s the smaller moments that help us build emotional capital.”

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    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this on Saturday at people sitting in front of me on the bus. That they all have their own lives. So weird

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is existencial crisis material

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there weren't people in each of these cars, it would be pretty freaky!

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've thought about this all the time. How did I end up in my family? How did I end up being the oldest? How did I end up with my features? In the places? As thr oldest? I try not to think about it to mich because I'd rather not have an existential crisis before twenty.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? Police? I'd like to report a drunk driver.

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    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i know! Ppl cant figure out how to clean their bottom in a room with a shower/bath. Plus the bidet attachment is not expensive andis healthier.

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize the price of toilet paper was that bad. I just buy it and use it. Then I run out, buy it again and then I use it. And then I run out....

    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use your hands like a normal person then

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People were crying that there was no tp right next to boxes of Kleenex.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame the uber rich for my condition economic inequality. You have a ROLL to play .... VOTE WISELY!!!

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh yes, 2 countries fight now the rest of us is fu(ked-

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. Although I'm 58. And never went to school on a bus. But the point still stands.

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I do dream of not being ready for my test....

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is not being able to find my locker.

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    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time of year where it's equally light at 0630 and 1830 always confuses me after a nap. It's like was I out for an hour or 13?

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True Story: The first day of school I woke up in a panic, dashed out the door, hopped in my car and was half-way out of the driveway before my brain caught up with me and I remembered I had graduated that spring.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's why I am awake now. I woke up convinced my wife found my hidden stash of cheddar and sour cream chips. Now I am awake and disappointed that I don't have a stash of chips.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm turning 55 soon, and still occasionally have dreams about it being the last week of the semester, I can't find my locker, and I haven't been to class all semester (and have done none of the assignments).

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you doing stealing ny dreams? Locker is the high school one and not attending a class all semester is the college one.

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    UtanaYona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insomnia for many years...so...no

    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have slept so long I didn’t believe my clock and went around the house checking all the clocks to confirm.

    talieb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I have finals for a course I never attended class for -- and I haven't been in school for 30 years.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still dream about not being able to find my class in high school. I'm 70.

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    It’s clear that memes have changed our lives for the better. So, if you haven’t already, why not send a meme to a friend, family member, or even your boss? It’s a fun way to let them know you’re thinking of them, and they’ll probably appreciate it too. Go ahead, spread some smiles!

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    Roy Assin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    captain Insano shows no mercy

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a crush put your hands above you head. Now you are immobile but can flail.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this person is on camera, get him for assault.

    Nathan Shipman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man's about to loose his fingers, or his whole hand

    Anthony hawk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant stop laughing at this picture.

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    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sandwiches I like smoked Gouda or Havarti

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a dangerous question to ask a French :D do you have a week off to talk about it ? :D

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arabella is probably my favorite cheese that my local stores stopped carrying

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double Gloucester with Blue Stilton. The combination of tastes is just fantastic. https://www.cheesyplace.com/products/double-gloucester-with-stilton

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in Australia you've gotta try - Mersey Valley - it's simply a cheddar but oh man! it's tasty and crumbly not an old cheddar but melts and softens in your mouth - don't cook with it, just eat it.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently had a great Tasmanian ash Havarti

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Triceratops :)

    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ankylosaurus. Just the idea of a four-legged armoured truck with a built-in wrecking ball always delighted me.

    Ben Stubbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stegasaurus if anyone is interested...x

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always hoping someone will ask me about dinosaurs IRL. I geek out every time I visit the museum, and I still love them. Alas, all the other IRL adults around me are so boring... Thank God for sites like BP!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dracorex Hogwartsia. Yes, it's a real dinosaur. It looks like a dragon.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fave too! Saw one at a museum in Indiana.

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine's stegosaurus :D bc of a silly song my dad would sing when I was a kid

    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a lot, but lately Parasaurolophus is my favorite

    Svelk929
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my two favorites are Dromaeosaurus and Caihong juji

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked them both up and now I understand why they are your favorites.

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ankylosaurus. Basically a tank.

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    Noel Pierre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, etc. ...

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    Slarty Bartfast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken Marengo: Starts dancing (cos she's dyslexic!)

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🐔🍆💦🐓🥚🍳

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a dentist once who didn’t have rinse sink. They handed me a cup of water to rinse with and an empty cup to spit into. Worked much better than that dribble you get when trying to spit with a numb mouth!

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours spray water in, and then use a tube that sucks it out.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got oral surgery done and there was a lot of blood that pooped in my mouth and the surgery happened in a completely different office than I was used to so I ended up dribbling the blood onto the other side of the chair without the sink

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was George Carlin who said never trust a dentist with blood in his hair

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments here give me the impression that there are a lot of failed businessmen here that are annoyed no one wants to listen to them anymore...

    P R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't pay your employees a living wage, you shouldn't have employees.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooooo many crybaby finance bros in here 😆

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone's cut out to run a successful business. If you can't do it without exploitation, get a steady job with a paycheck. So many business owners these days just don't want to work anymore. 👀

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a failed businessman, a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A failed business... Tull us how to run an economy...

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're no businessman if this is happening !

    mft760
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsustainable business model. sorry about your loss.

    ed cummins
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    1 year ago

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    True minimum wage is zero.

    penguino (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s slavery or voulenteer work not a job jobs = money slavery = no money (zero wage)

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    Vidas Zlioba
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    1 year ago

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    If the alternative is that the people telling you how to run the economy have never run a business, ever, is that really better?

    Dill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The objectives of governance and business are fundamentally extremely different, and trying to apply corporate principles to public service is a surefire way to ensure everything goes spectacularly t!ts up, just like we’ve seen happen under the last UK Conservative government. For 14 years, the tories tried to run the country like a business, with austerity measures that cut costs at the expense of human lives and a desperate focus on nothing but balance sheets. That got us child poverty, crumbling public services, and an NHS on life support. These aren’t signs of a well-run business, these are the outcomes of brutal cost-cutting and relentless focus on ROI. Public services like education, health, and infrastructure aren’t about profit margins and they never should be. Schools, hospitals, and roads can’t be shut down the moment they’re not profitable. They’re about societal benefit, not financial return.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse; at least he wasn't caught getting jiggy with his teacher 😲

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my Nana buttering the cut side of a loaf of bread so that she could slice it thinner.

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then tuck it under her arm to cut it super thin.

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    Glenn Cuneo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betty White was older than sliced bread....

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she was older than commercially sold, widely distributed sliced bread :)

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from that day hence Caesar looked upon others as mere loafers.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, mine did that too. Lived through the Great Depression.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I toasted two slices today and when I went to butter them I saw black mold on it.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what the best thing was before sliced bread. Now I know.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sliced Bread available in stores was actually invented in the late 1920s.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response now......... "best thing since cruise control".

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am old enough to have seen this... R-66bdcea1a6066.jpg R-66bdcea1a6066.jpg

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll do you one better...I was old enough, to own one. ☺

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    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was there when the magic was written..

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not quote the ancient magic to me, witch!

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    George S Gurchinoff III
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my 10y/o if he knew what a Wii was and he said "isn't that the thing you used to play bowling in the 80s?"

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first game system was an Atari.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the Atari 2600, played on a big TV that basically doubled as an end table. Turns out cats like Space Invaders and Breakout too. :)

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    Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I had a Sega Genesis. The Paleolithic PlayStation

    The Scout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was told I was too old for it when it came out, does that mean I am ancient?

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe but it might just mean that your parents didn't want or couldn't spend the money for one.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the first one and I was a legal adult at the time.

    Remington Greer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I still remember when the Internet sounded like Skrillex" "Ok Grandpa, let's get you to bed"

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But here they talked about the second one.. /jk 🙃👍 (same here, PS2)

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    Carmen Honacker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, I still own my PS1, meaning the very first PlayStation that was released *hangs head in shame*

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    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, maybe on the transplant list now if real and they survived. All of the medications in these products have potentially serious overdose risks. The worst of the group is probably the Tylenol, which is unsafe for people with healthy liver function in doses over 4000mg. I believe an average bottle has between 5000 and 6000mg, so two bottles is just an incredible dose of Tylenol. If caught quickly then treatment can help, but if not then that kind of dose has an absurdly high chance of resulting in a truly awful death and even if you happen to survive, you may end up needing a liver transplant.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh I actually had no idea you can overdose on Tylenol

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. It's just a joke. It can't be your first day on the internet.

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it though? Cause people are out there eating Tide pods and other crazy shït.

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    Jennifer Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me so mad because my tummy hurts and laughing at this just made it worse!

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they really do that? CAN THEY READ LABELS AND WARNINGS? They can post-

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, anyone could of told you this-

    hungryghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep going and you'll become new subject in chubbyemu's yt video lol

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this everywhere I go. What a hoot. Even put them on the outside stairwell at my condo right above a large light and they are still there. hehe

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be " whoever " or whomsoever ".

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should've put them on ALL the O's

    Kerry Fletcher
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed. My 3 coworkers jumped. I have 6 desktop computers next to me for remote users. They have their names on it. I have 2 eyes on them just over the seam on the drive bay so it's smiling. I also attached 2 pipe cleaner hands.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! Never stop! Make them all involuntarily pack bond with the office supplies!

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    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see that cat.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Richard Pryor joke where he responds to lady of evening promising to do anything for $200. "Anything?!?" "Anything." Throws down money. "B, paint my house!"

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is like that trucking company that says: "We will move anything, anywhere, anytime." Okay, Move my house, to Italy, Now!!

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found it! https://youtu.be/Omc68KUSVV8?feature=shared

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc68KUSVV8

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't put ugly people in movies, only their stories.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like British TV. Their actors look like people.

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any movie about Billy the kid. Have you seen that mug? Yikes.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was an awkward teenager, give him a break 😆 that jaw sure wasn't his luckiest feature though

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some comedians on YT that I will sit through their sponsor section because they make it funny. Ryan George and Weezy Waiter are two off the top of my head.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the "fast forward" arrow is for.

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at you Amazon Music/ Podcasts

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just use an app that automatically skips that.

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    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok granted I have not worked since 1998, but isn't that what sick days, vacation days, floating holidays and paid time off are for??? Okay granted I had a car accident and had to stop working before I had kids so isn't that what those days are for when ur in ur 20s and don't have kids????

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly this happened to me this tuesday. Cradle of Filth were playing in the neighbouring city and it was at around 9 pm

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In two weeks time I have Amon Amarth Monday, Zeal & Ardor Wednesday and a friend's band on Friday. And Cradle of Filth were great at Copenhell 😍

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    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow! A band I like is playing near me!" *looks at ticket prices* 😱 "Welp, hope they have fun."

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are two warm-up acts. Let's goooooooooo

    Valestra Silverfang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to drive 2 hours into downtown Detroit, watch the band, drive home at 2 am and go to work the next morning. Now I'm too old and tired to walk into the kitchen for a snack at 7:30 pm. Lol

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never miss a band. I missed Freddy in 89, had tickets but couldn't get the day of work. Missed BB king. Paco de Lucía.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially on an adult. Unless the adult is Billy Idol.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day I'm going to figure out what this ratatouie thing is. I've heard the word, but other than that, all I know is what was in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Don't tell me! I want to relish in the anticipation.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a French dish of vegetables in a tomato-based sauce.

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    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ratatouille isn't the rats name, but it won't stop the rat anyways, having no brains will, if you aren't like the guy in the animation, you'll be fine-

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    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my ex at a concert of Final Fantasy music - they were playing "One-Winged Angel", and at one point, he shouted "Sephiroth!" too soon. Just a second later, the rest of the audience bellowed out the name at the exact right time. He looked as if he wanted the ground to swallow him right then and there... I'm still laughing about it XD

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, the second-hand embarrassment is real. I can see myself making the same mistake.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When angeeels deseeeerve to d....oh

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is more like yelling into someone's ear at a party then realising that the music stopped 30 seconds ago and everybody's staring at you

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    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pacific dose mean peaceful in character or intent. The word existed before they used it to name an ocean

    Alyce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they meant SPECIFIC. Speech to text and poor enunciation make people look even less educated than they are

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went out with a chap who liked to take me shopping. (I didn't have a car.) Every week he asked me if I needed anything pacific in a certain store or shopping centre.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becoming more pacific done right.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them an Arctic stare.

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain telling my mouth to remember the S in Specific. "I thought I was extremely pacific I my request😶‍🌫️

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this isn't anonymous. Management will team up to figure out who said what and you will pay.

    Rebecca A. Corvello
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's this anonymous survey... "Just enter your username, birthday and last four of your social security number to access it" - my job 🙄

    Angel Winward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This survey is totally confidential! Now, please choose your department, your age, your gender, and how long you've been with the company."

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My entire team gave a bad rating to our reporting manager. Never seen so many meetings in such short span of time. Every one, up til the director had a meeting with us. Since there were only two teams, mine was transferred to the other one and the other manager to mine. He was pissed. 😄

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last job, they had someone come in to conduct anonymous surveys about management, and they did keep it anonymous because they never took our names. And it all would've been just fine...EXCEPT!...all four employees on graveyard shift gave the same negative feedback

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My manager told me "I hope you wrote something nice about me" when I did my survey... I had to hold back my laughter.

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    Historyharlot93
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some US states have digital signs over their interstates that warn about weather conditions, etc. They also will put up “Amber Alerts” for a kidnapped child, showing their picture and the car info so people can look out for them. Most kidnappings are done by non custodial parents. So that’s the joke here.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think the kid in this photo might be taking their first sip of a milkshake ever, and their world will never be the same? Ever?

    Bremusa4u
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have also added the Silver alerts (for elderly people who might have some sort of dementia) as well as as Purple alerts for people reported to have a mental illness and might be having a crisis.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people cosplaying Batman don't have the power of a Billion dollar inheritance.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Batmans superpower is being fūcking rich

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    Melody
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people cosplaying Batman aren't super fit.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the only thing keeping me from being Batman is the lack of a few million dollars...

    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bat Card. Never leave the Cave without it.

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they have a can of shark repellant?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powers, yes... Training and resources however... For example: I want the knee-brace that makes no cartalige knees kick through concrete without any problems.

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a hobby becomes a personality but, of course, 'girls' are belittled for theirs and 'boys' are 'exalted' for theirs.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wine connoisseurs are just Pokémon fanatics that switched interests.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcoholics who can afford the decent stuff.

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, a horse is a living creature so it makes more sense loving them.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I am a horse guy and a car guy and a goat guy. I even let my horse and goats ride in my car. I get a lot of strange looks but I meh and say neigh it's pure horse power

    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as horse guys. Both exist and are perfectly normal just slightly more rare. Now my girly dressage riding self is going to go look for a new fuel pump for my 61 Falcon.

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I realize what's happening, I break off and go a longer way.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally the only way to deal with the situation

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    blixten1982
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often ask, "Which way are you going?" before I say goodbye.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i turn around and walk for 2 hours till they leave, then go that way, still there?, you are dead mf-

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned not to say goodbye until I know which way they're going, haha. (Usually!) It's also good because then you can maybe walk & talk. "I'm going that way, you...?" and then either "All right, see you later!" or just keep up the convo as you head in that direction.

    Neil H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blind guy: 'I can still here you tip-toeing.'

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm heading to China .... you?"

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you say Bye in the grocery store and then meet them in the next aisle, and the next, and the next...

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tell them to stop doing that - my wife is getting suspicious

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman Joe Daddy sleeps with

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody loves you, like yo momma loves you, but who's lovin' yo mamma? I am, I am

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing 60 minutes is a TV programme, and its actual runtime is 43 minutes (sans ads)

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a news show and it’s sad that a show that was named for the length of its broadcast now has significantly less content than ever before

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    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just googled it out of curiosity it actually says 1 hour

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One hour is the scheduled duration of air time. That's including commercials. ETA woops, I just saw what you did there. Sorry, it's past my bedtime.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also legitimate answer: 22 minutes

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they're kind of right, the land was there, but the um, organization of the US is probably around 200-300 years

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what men want, but I don't know what that particular man wants.

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I can't believe someone unmatched from YOU!

    Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unmatched?? I would have ran over.

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    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just step on him?

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    Linda Davids
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll deal with it tomorrow, goes back to sleep.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat then brings live mouse in to your bedroom and sets it free. :) Ask me how I know.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and now we know why he never got to celebrate a Valentine's day...

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk the guy looks kinda cute to me

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a nice gesture. A compliment is a compliment

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    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 0 memes funnier than these kinds imo

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that have to do with the price of pickles in North Dakota?

    Melody
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with marrying your cousin (provided you aren't known carriers for any genetic conditions). Just don't make it a family tradition and it'll be fine.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. My parents are cousins, had genetic counselling before getting married, and it's legal in Australia. I hate that you got down voted and I couldn't get it back to zero.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second cousin is considered acceptable in most of the world.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The score was 1 to 0 with 5 minutes left. Nothing here is baffling except, what is that cockaroach doing? There's no food here, and it's daylight! Where you off to?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's watching field hockey, is that so difficult to grasp? 😂

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    Ronald Robin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is doing the 50 cm sprint 💀

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she draw that conclusion that after dating a billionaire shitbag and having children with him?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Upvote for Grimes, not Laura.

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phrased rather badly, if i do say so myself.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also a knock off group I listened to back in the 80's called The Grasshoppers. Same sped up sound, just different animals. I loved those records!

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the Hong Kong heard about it, they have a boyband call Grasshoppers.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's 9 and wants the chicky nugget version.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're too John to spell high.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have gotten drunk with this guy back in my drinking days!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's having a go at the birds...

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I could SO eat one of these bad boys right now . . . . .

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just finished dinner and I would tear one up!

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    the_avenging_knight (her/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have to be sold somewhere, once I find them, I'm going to throw a bored-panda-random-lunch-food-we-all-remember-from-our-childhoods-i-just-now-found party!

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    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blew my mind when I realised that Buffallo Bill went on to play the captain in Monk

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. What???? Edit: I looked it up. WHAAAAT????? 🤯🤯🤯

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Serj Tankian than Jesus.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You so sweet, I'm gonna roast you like a marshmallow.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived there for 52 years, and definitely didn't meet everyone.

    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote forBen Shapiro. Cuz he's a farking cunnt.

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works out about 104 people per second, about 9.6 milliseconds each. If you stood them all in a line with say 80cm space each you'd need to go past at nearly 190mph to see them all in a day.

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No empty Coke bottle or equivalent around?

    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not have to go. Just standing like that.

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    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that did give me chuckle...

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs some Baileys! So creamy!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the mustache is a bit over the top. 😂

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God should have done a better job making him then!

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he create like his own image, according to the story?

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need a nap, I saw that as a sign for tampons….

    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safely tucked away for when it's needed.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, I know exactly where both of mine are.

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    Dani
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'm just hoarding... might take me 264hrs to find it..

    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doohickey you use to retrieve the sim-card from your phone. It is used to help eject that slide you place the sim into.

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    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's attached to my Victorinox Swiss Army Knife in my bag, duh

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i have like 15 of them in different shapes

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't take the sim card out of my phone. It didn't come with this.

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the phone box. Literally the only reason I keep the phone box.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's... somewhere. I just never know where!

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one who dives under the covers and then struggles to the edge of the bed to fall out of it when this happens?

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know why you wanna hate me, 'CAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY"

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get this picture of me?

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India Pale Ale. Edit: Don't know why I got downvoted? That's what it stands for.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you think OP didn't know that? Or that anyone reading this would believe it stands for If Pinecones were Alcohol?

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I want to fry some pickles....

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but not with whatever that nasty looking sauce is...

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore Underoos back in the 80's. Does that count? Pretty sure they were Wonder Woman. :)

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *winks* any chance you got those spiderman sheets?

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 bar? What, does she drive a dump truck or something

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 psi. It should probably be about 35. Unless you were employing sarcasm. If so, carry on.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'm not trying to understand whatever that is

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's how white trash chicks know a white trash guy is hot. not trying to be mean with "white trash". i grew up white trash, i know the culture.

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    Zamasu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mortals are ever so creative in the ways of stupidity.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it Edit: flipped my phone. Not send the nudes

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was always my favorite part.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google what a 'simp' is. It turnes out, it's short for 'simpleton' and I say, being one isn't really a choice.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that's not what it means here, right?

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simp in this context means 'to simper' or just 'simperer'. The kind of guy who donates all their cash to a hot webcam model because he thinks he means more to her that way...

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is b^^^^^^^^e??? The censorship has gone too far.

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    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of an accurate "fidget spinner" use, if you think about it.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) if I rejected a guy 72 times why would I see pictures of him with his new gf? I am not following someone that I had to reject 72 times. 2) if I rejected a guy 72 times I would just be happy if he found a gf, because then he wouldn't bother me anymore.