If there’s anything that’s truly taken over our screens, it’s memes. They sneak into our feeds, group chats, and DMs like they own the place. I don’t know about you, but it’s a rare day when my inbox doesn’t have at least a few memes from friends waiting for me. And honestly, I’m not complaining—we all need a bit of humor to brighten our day.
If you could also use a quick laugh, we’ve compiled some funny and relatable memes from the Facebook page ‘The Safe Word is Avocado.’ Check them out below, and remember to upvote your favorites!
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And passports.....and travel cards....and ID cards...and biometric visa cards.....
Yep. I just assume that all my info is out there. Not thrilled by that, but it's the world we are living in.
I agree. There is no privacy, and there never will be again. What we *can* do is limit how information is used; like laws preventing insurance companies from using DNA testing to deny coverage (against someone genetically predisposed to cancer for example).
Load More Replies...The US government is now contracted with FedEx to put spy cameras on FedEx trucks to get around the 4th amendment. Orwell couldn't imagine the extent of the current surveillance state, and it's only getting worse.
“The Safe Word is Avocado” might seem like a random name for a Facebook page filled with memes, but that’s precisely what makes it so perfect. Online, things don’t always have to make sense for us to love them. This group is proof of that, with over 59K followers who are all in on the joke.
What’s truly great about memes is how their silliness often makes them even better. They can be weird and offbeat, yet still universally understood. It’s no wonder researchers like Paolo Gerbaudo refer to memes as a kind of “language.” They transcend cultures and connect people in ways that words alone sometimes can’t.
Not gonna lie, I read the caption and wondered what the guy on the rice box had to do with Spiderman.
Before the mention of Spiderman, I was legit thinking of the Uncle Ben's Rice guy.
Load More Replies...I feel old. When I first read this I thought of the guy on the rice box
Memes are truly everywhere. No matter where you are on the internet—whether you’re scrolling through Bored Panda or laughing at a cheeky email from a coworker—you’re bound to run into them. In 2020, over 1 million memes were shared daily on Instagram alone, a number that’s likely only grown in the years since.
Because memes are so pervasive, it’s easy to dismiss them as unimportant—something we laugh at and then quickly forget as soon as the next one comes along. But therapist and mental health writer Theodora Blanchfield believes they hold much more significance.
“Memes get trivialized and disparaged, yet, they’re an important social currency and way of communicating online in this day and age,” she argues. “These small, often funny pieces of content are important for their ability to share ideas quickly and succinctly as well as foster a sense of connection and feeling seen.”
Is it worth it though??? (Cat looms from behind you)
Load More Replies...I'm terrible at remembering names. I used to call a co-worker a different name starting with A everyday.
I met a Josh today. 30 seconds later I called him Jason. At least I got the first letter right.
Load More Replies...I go to a facility where the lead safety representatives last name is Weathermen. I've asked him if he ever feels like he missed his calling.
CAPYBARAS! My favourite animal. They are so chillaxed. And they kinda look like giant guinea pigs.
And they're a type of fish, so you can eat them during Lent. (Look it up before you downvote my joke.)
Can I say your family look really happy & cute, sorry if your privacy was invaded! /j
Load More Replies...Blanchfield thinks that memes have reshaped how we communicate, and she sees it as a positive change. “As both a therapist and ‘regular’ human, I’m glad that we have this way of communicating,” she says.
She echoes the thoughts of other researchers on how memes can act as a shared language. “Think of a time you felt excluded from a group, because it felt like they were speaking an entirely different language with references you didn’t understand,” says Blanchfield.
“Or, on the contrary, think of a time where you were the one to clue in a group about a popular meme that they somehow didn’t know about. If you felt a small rush of power, you’re not petty. (Or at least no more petty than me.)” In a sense, being “fluent” in the language of memes makes us feel like we’re part of something together.
Watch the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman". Berries, but same scenario.
I swear, most foods were based on dares. Hey, the birds eat this without problems (picking up a chile) I dare you to eat it!
They most likely watched what animals ate. And which ones died, stumbled, etc.
Boil the stuff for a long time. Take a drop and put it on your skin and wait for a reaction. If no reaction, take a little taste and spit it back out. Wait for a reaction. If it tasted okay, drink a little sip and wait for a reaction. If you're still fine, eat a little bit, and, you guessed it, wait for a reaction. If after a few hours you're still okay, it's probably okay to consume and make note for the future
OMG that's fantastic! My grandma turned her diary into a book for all of us and I love her but it's like her grocery list and mundane "I did this super normal thing today" entries. This idea would have made it much more entertaining.
because she wanted you to know how she enjoyed life to the fullest, no matter what, i find that pretty heartwarming tbh-, she enjoyed everything
Load More Replies...Create a family album with pictures of people who aren’t your relatives and make up stories about them.
A few hundred years from now someone will find this diary and make a movie, a true story, of your life. No one will ever know.
Take comfort in the fact this misunderstanding probably saved lives as people ate less red meat.
Load More Replies...1 PORTION of 3 is bigger than 1 PORTION of 4. Counterintuitive at first perhaps. Sry I actually don't know if you're serious or not lol.
Load More Replies...I used to think this was just a joke until I went to a trump rally.
At school in the UK, we never used the > or the <. I didn't see them until well after I was adult, and saw them online.
Blanchfield also points out that there’s an evolutionary reason behind that small feeling of power when we “get” a meme. Historically, having more information was crucial for survival. “Knowing that a tiger was coming when someone else didn’t could have meant the difference between life and death,” she says. “Missing out on a meme won’t kill you, but having that shared language will help bring you closer.”
poor dude, but hey you are known as a famous character, that is mostly good-
Stir coffee. Scoop ice cream, pudding, soft boiled eggs. Carry peas or corn.
All of these things are lifted upwards by a spoon.
Load More Replies...To be fair, that is a valid - and probably the only correct - reaction to the video
had to google that one--poor baby, my heart broke. had a happy ending though
I could easily fall in love with a man who has that degree of empathy.
There’s a lot of talk about how memes create a sense of connection, but it shouldn’t be overlooked, especially in a time when many people feel isolated. A recent Meta-Gallup survey found that nearly 1 in 4 adults worldwide experience feelings of loneliness.
Of course, the reasons behind this vary from person to person. For Blanchfield, as a therapist, it often stems from the nature of her work. “I can’t talk much about what happened at work to people in my life, other than in incredibly broad strokes,” she shares. However, she’s found support and understanding in a dedicated psychotherapy meme group, which has made a difference for her.
Good demonstration of why those of us with poor vision should probably not store air horns in the bathroom. ;)
okkkkk, I didn’t understand the joke at all before reading your comment :D thank you (I had forgotten that deodorants were also in spray)
Load More Replies...Better than what happened to Lister on Red Dwarf. He mistook the can of shaving foam for deodorant.
Ah, the days when I'd go to tape a show off TV and find that my brother had already recorded porn on the "blank" tape. Or the time I borrowed a tape from someone and my brother recorded porn over it. That was an awkward conversation about why they weren't getting their tape back. Teenage boys have always been gross.
My dad was a pastor. One day a parishioner came to his house and asked if they could borrow a blank VHS tape, so my stepmother gave them one. When Dad got home and heard this, he said "which...tape...did you give them?" Not sure where it went from there
it would of been a illegal one, so the police or FBI, if it's unlabeled, there is a dark reason behind
Load More Replies...S**t, the boomers are still mostly around. We've got time MFs. Don't start spending that inheritance yet
Yeah right. Like gen z could figure out a vhs player. It's a gen x exclusive skill. Much like knowing why ohio is funny is gen z exclusive magic.
Definitely not a Gen X exclusive skill. I'm a Xennial and I know how to use a VHS player. I can confidently keep up with the best of them.
Load More Replies...Honestly, it could also be some random shows I taped in the '90's. Probably X-Files.
I had a certificate saying I was an Appropriate Adult (so I could act in my professional capacity as an advocate for someone who was deemed vulnerable in a police interview eg if they had mental health problems). You don’t need to have had any training to do it, but my employer viewed it as best practice. Pretty much the only time I’ve met both criteria.
I'm not an adult, I'm just pretending. Said this in front of some young nieces and nephews once and they're now absolutely convinced I'm a kid stuck in an adults body. They 'take care of me' and teach me loads of interesting things, they love when I babysit them.
just act like a child like i do, magically you aren't trusted with adult life, but get to have the childhood you never had, still not allow alcohol, not trusted-
One of the greatest strengths of memes is their ability to express things that might be difficult to articulate, not just because the words are hard to find, but also because it can be emotionally challenging to say them out loud. Research suggests that humor can help us address taboo subjects, and various studies have shown that memes have become a valuable tool for discussing topics related to mental health.
“I’m grateful that my friends and clients have used memes to communicate with me in order to say the hard things—to make jokes about their traumas or an element of dealing with chronic depression, for example,” says Banchfield.
😂 😂 My grandkids have the sea creature ones. They're a bugger to get out of the plug hole though. The sea creatures, not the grandkids.
If they made those things so they were safe to eat and no more than 10 calories, they'd be a great appetite suppressant. You take a pill with a glass of water. It expands in your stomach and makes you feel full. If they made it so it took a while to dissolve and break down, it would be a very effective method of weight loss. If anyone steals this idea, I want 5%.
Until someone takes a whole handful as a dare. There she blows!!!
Load More Replies...I got one at work as a gag gift and rushed over to my mom's to try it out. I was in my 30s and she in her 70s. We were as thrilled as toddlers. Lol
My mom and I did the same with one of those soap bubble guns. The entire house was sticky with soap but damn it was fun
Load More Replies...My mom and me used to play with these all the time when I was like 3, they were the best
Five Nights at Freddy's mixed with learning a new language could be an interesting combo.
I have too many Lego blocks and sets! If only there were a child to have eaten up that money!
Load More Replies...I rarely read any positive stories about having kids. It's always how much the parents' souls are crushed from having their life stolen by a screaming, puking, peeing, crapping, mystery illness getting tiny person who requires all your time, energy and money who then grows up to resent you for ruining their life for reasons. Why anyone does it is beyond me.
You're not reading enough stories then. Plenty of people love having kids and have never regretted it for a second.
Load More Replies...But I have a softly snoring thingy lying on top of me that might start screaming if I jostle it too much. Cat or child, it's for you to guess
Get a kitty child. Then all you do is what your kitty wants, and everything is right with the world.
Having children means responsibility, sacrifice, patience and many other things. It's a noble thing, but I'm not such person so I'm gonna enjoy my childless life. But I have respect for parents so please do not belittle or mock those who choose to have children. Sorry, needed to rant. I've heard some people ridicule parents and it ticked me off.
Even without kids, most adults spend most of their lives doing stuff they don't want to do.
Thank you! What about work? Taxes? Stoplights? There are lots of things I don't want to do, but I do them because they are necessary. I have two adult children and raising them to adulthood has been one of the greatest joys of my life. They are excellent, interesting people. Even when they were small they were fascinating and funny.
Load More Replies...Moreover, memes can offer validation when other things fall short. “Sometimes, no matter how many ways I phrase something or ask something to a client, they still have a hard time wrapping their head around the fact that they’re not The Only Person Who Has Ever Felt That Way,” says Banchfield. In these moments, coming across a relatable meme or image can really make you feel seen.
Yes, trying to summon up a fart strong enough to light the charcoal.
Load More Replies...Yes, but none of them are young enough to move furniture.
Load More Replies...I have never inflicted the horrors of moving on my friends. That's what professional movers are for!
At work they decided that the movers we normally used, were too expensive. Therefore they hired another firm to move a writing desk from one office to another on the same floor and move out the old one from the the new office. It only took them 2 hours, a scratch on the table and a loose door frame. We went back to our old movers after that.
Load More Replies...The worse the condition of the military the bigger the hats become. Not even joking. Look at what the soviets were wearing towards the end.
Load More Replies...Sharing memes with friends and family can also be a way to maintain what Blanchfield calls “emotional capital” in our relationships. Even if you don’t see someone often or text them frequently, sending a meme now and then shows you’re thinking of them and keeps that emotional connection alive.
“If you were trying to save $100,000 but only focused on making big deposits, you’d miss out on the ability to build up your money over time,” she explains. “The same holds true in relationships—they’re not just built in the big moments, but it’s the smaller moments that help us build emotional capital.”
If there weren't people in each of these cars, it would be pretty freaky!
I've thought about this all the time. How did I end up in my family? How did I end up being the oldest? How did I end up with my features? In the places? As thr oldest? I try not to think about it to mich because I'd rather not have an existential crisis before twenty.
Oh i know! Ppl cant figure out how to clean their bottom in a room with a shower/bath. Plus the bidet attachment is not expensive andis healthier.
Load More Replies...I didn't realize the price of toilet paper was that bad. I just buy it and use it. Then I run out, buy it again and then I use it. And then I run out....
Oh yes. Although I'm 58. And never went to school on a bus. But the point still stands.
The time of year where it's equally light at 0630 and 1830 always confuses me after a nap. It's like was I out for an hour or 13?
True Story: The first day of school I woke up in a panic, dashed out the door, hopped in my car and was half-way out of the driveway before my brain caught up with me and I remembered I had graduated that spring.
It's why I am awake now. I woke up convinced my wife found my hidden stash of cheddar and sour cream chips. Now I am awake and disappointed that I don't have a stash of chips.
I'm turning 55 soon, and still occasionally have dreams about it being the last week of the semester, I can't find my locker, and I haven't been to class all semester (and have done none of the assignments).
What are you doing stealing ny dreams? Locker is the high school one and not attending a class all semester is the college one.
Load More Replies...I still dream about not being able to find my class in high school. I'm 70.
It’s clear that memes have changed our lives for the better. So, if you haven’t already, why not send a meme to a friend, family member, or even your boss? It’s a fun way to let them know you’re thinking of them, and they’ll probably appreciate it too. Go ahead, spread some smiles!
what a dangerous question to ask a French :D do you have a week off to talk about it ? :D
Arabella is probably my favorite cheese that my local stores stopped carrying
Double Gloucester with Blue Stilton. The combination of tastes is just fantastic. https://www.cheesyplace.com/products/double-gloucester-with-stilton
If you're in Australia you've gotta try - Mersey Valley - it's simply a cheddar but oh man! it's tasty and crumbly not an old cheddar but melts and softens in your mouth - don't cook with it, just eat it.
Ankylosaurus. Just the idea of a four-legged armoured truck with a built-in wrecking ball always delighted me.
I'm always hoping someone will ask me about dinosaurs IRL. I geek out every time I visit the museum, and I still love them. Alas, all the other IRL adults around me are so boring... Thank God for sites like BP!
Dracorex Hogwartsia. Yes, it's a real dinosaur. It looks like a dragon.
I looked them both up and now I understand why they are your favorites.
Load More Replies...Saw a dentist once who didn’t have rinse sink. They handed me a cup of water to rinse with and an empty cup to spit into. Worked much better than that dribble you get when trying to spit with a numb mouth!
Ours spray water in, and then use a tube that sucks it out.
Load More Replies...I got oral surgery done and there was a lot of blood that pooped in my mouth and the surgery happened in a completely different office than I was used to so I ended up dribbling the blood onto the other side of the chair without the sink
The comments here give me the impression that there are a lot of failed businessmen here that are annoyed no one wants to listen to them anymore...
Not everyone's cut out to run a successful business. If you can't do it without exploitation, get a steady job with a paycheck. So many business owners these days just don't want to work anymore. 👀
that’s slavery or voulenteer work not a job jobs = money slavery = no money (zero wage)
Load More Replies...The objectives of governance and business are fundamentally extremely different, and trying to apply corporate principles to public service is a surefire way to ensure everything goes spectacularly t!ts up, just like we’ve seen happen under the last UK Conservative government. For 14 years, the tories tried to run the country like a business, with austerity measures that cut costs at the expense of human lives and a desperate focus on nothing but balance sheets. That got us child poverty, crumbling public services, and an NHS on life support. These aren’t signs of a well-run business, these are the outcomes of brutal cost-cutting and relentless focus on ROI. Public services like education, health, and infrastructure aren’t about profit margins and they never should be. Schools, hospitals, and roads can’t be shut down the moment they’re not profitable. They’re about societal benefit, not financial return.
Load More Replies...I remember my Nana buttering the cut side of a loaf of bread so that she could slice it thinner.
And then tuck it under her arm to cut it super thin.
Load More Replies...No, she was older than commercially sold, widely distributed sliced bread :)
Load More Replies...I always wondered what the best thing was before sliced bread. Now I know.
I'll do you one better...I was old enough, to own one. ☺
Load More Replies...I asked my 10y/o if he knew what a Wii was and he said "isn't that the thing you used to play bowling in the 80s?"
I had the Atari 2600, played on a big TV that basically doubled as an end table. Turns out cats like Space Invaders and Breakout too. :)
Load More Replies...If I was told I was too old for it when it came out, does that mean I am ancient?
Maybe but it might just mean that your parents didn't want or couldn't spend the money for one.
Load More Replies..."I still remember when the Internet sounded like Skrillex" "Ok Grandpa, let's get you to bed"
But here they talked about the second one.. /jk 🙃👍 (same here, PS2)
Load More Replies...Uhm, I still own my PS1, meaning the very first PlayStation that was released *hangs head in shame*
Oh man, maybe on the transplant list now if real and they survived. All of the medications in these products have potentially serious overdose risks. The worst of the group is probably the Tylenol, which is unsafe for people with healthy liver function in doses over 4000mg. I believe an average bottle has between 5000 and 6000mg, so two bottles is just an incredible dose of Tylenol. If caught quickly then treatment can help, but if not then that kind of dose has an absurdly high chance of resulting in a truly awful death and even if you happen to survive, you may end up needing a liver transplant.
Huh I actually had no idea you can overdose on Tylenol
Load More Replies...Guys. It's just a joke. It can't be your first day on the internet.
Is it though? Cause people are out there eating Tide pods and other crazy shït.
Load More Replies...This made me so mad because my tummy hurts and laughing at this just made it worse!
I do this everywhere I go. What a hoot. Even put them on the outside stairwell at my condo right above a large light and they are still there. hehe
I laughed. My 3 coworkers jumped. I have 6 desktop computers next to me for remote users. They have their names on it. I have 2 eyes on them just over the seam on the drive bay so it's smiling. I also attached 2 pipe cleaner hands.
It is like that trucking company that says: "We will move anything, anywhere, anytime." Okay, Move my house, to Italy, Now!!
He was an awkward teenager, give him a break 😆 that jaw sure wasn't his luckiest feature though
Load More Replies...There are some comedians on YT that I will sit through their sponsor section because they make it funny. Ryan George and Weezy Waiter are two off the top of my head.
Ok granted I have not worked since 1998, but isn't that what sick days, vacation days, floating holidays and paid time off are for??? Okay granted I had a car accident and had to stop working before I had kids so isn't that what those days are for when ur in ur 20s and don't have kids????
Load More Replies...Exactly this happened to me this tuesday. Cradle of Filth were playing in the neighbouring city and it was at around 9 pm
In two weeks time I have Amon Amarth Monday, Zeal & Ardor Wednesday and a friend's band on Friday. And Cradle of Filth were great at Copenhell 😍
Load More Replies...I used to drive 2 hours into downtown Detroit, watch the band, drive home at 2 am and go to work the next morning. Now I'm too old and tired to walk into the kitchen for a snack at 7:30 pm. Lol
Never miss a band. I missed Freddy in 89, had tickets but couldn't get the day of work. Missed BB king. Paco de Lucía.
Especially on an adult. Unless the adult is Billy Idol.
Load More Replies...Some day I'm going to figure out what this ratatouie thing is. I've heard the word, but other than that, all I know is what was in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Don't tell me! I want to relish in the anticipation.
It's a French dish of vegetables in a tomato-based sauce.
Load More Replies...ratatouille isn't the rats name, but it won't stop the rat anyways, having no brains will, if you aren't like the guy in the animation, you'll be fine-
Happened to my ex at a concert of Final Fantasy music - they were playing "One-Winged Angel", and at one point, he shouted "Sephiroth!" too soon. Just a second later, the rest of the audience bellowed out the name at the exact right time. He looked as if he wanted the ground to swallow him right then and there... I'm still laughing about it XD
Oh god, the second-hand embarrassment is real. I can see myself making the same mistake.
Load More Replies...Pacific dose mean peaceful in character or intent. The word existed before they used it to name an ocean
But they meant SPECIFIC. Speech to text and poor enunciation make people look even less educated than they are
Load More Replies...I went out with a chap who liked to take me shopping. (I didn't have a car.) Every week he asked me if I needed anything pacific in a certain store or shopping centre.
My brain telling my mouth to remember the S in Specific. "I thought I was extremely pacific I my request😶🌫️
Yeah, this isn't anonymous. Management will team up to figure out who said what and you will pay.
Here's this anonymous survey... "Just enter your username, birthday and last four of your social security number to access it" - my job 🙄
"This survey is totally confidential! Now, please choose your department, your age, your gender, and how long you've been with the company."
My entire team gave a bad rating to our reporting manager. Never seen so many meetings in such short span of time. Every one, up til the director had a meeting with us. Since there were only two teams, mine was transferred to the other one and the other manager to mine. He was pissed. 😄
At my last job, they had someone come in to conduct anonymous surveys about management, and they did keep it anonymous because they never took our names. And it all would've been just fine...EXCEPT!...all four employees on graveyard shift gave the same negative feedback
My manager told me "I hope you wrote something nice about me" when I did my survey... I had to hold back my laughter.
Some US states have digital signs over their interstates that warn about weather conditions, etc. They also will put up “Amber Alerts” for a kidnapped child, showing their picture and the car info so people can look out for them. Most kidnappings are done by non custodial parents. So that’s the joke here.
They have also added the Silver alerts (for elderly people who might have some sort of dementia) as well as as Purple alerts for people reported to have a mental illness and might be having a crisis.
Load More Replies...Most people cosplaying Batman don't have the power of a Billion dollar inheritance.
Well, the only thing keeping me from being Batman is the lack of a few million dollars...
Powers, yes... Training and resources however... For example: I want the knee-brace that makes no cartalige knees kick through concrete without any problems.
when a hobby becomes a personality but, of course, 'girls' are belittled for theirs and 'boys' are 'exalted' for theirs.
Load More Replies...And wine connoisseurs are just Pokémon fanatics that switched interests.
What if I am a horse guy and a car guy and a goat guy. I even let my horse and goats ride in my car. I get a lot of strange looks but I meh and say neigh it's pure horse power
Same as horse guys. Both exist and are perfectly normal just slightly more rare. Now my girly dressage riding self is going to go look for a new fuel pump for my 61 Falcon.
Load More Replies...That's literally the only way to deal with the situation
Load More Replies...i turn around and walk for 2 hours till they leave, then go that way, still there?, you are dead mf-
Or you say Bye in the grocery store and then meet them in the next aisle, and the next, and the next...
I just tell them to stop doing that - my wife is getting suspicious
Load More Replies...i just snorted blue gatorade all over my bed
Load More Replies...Nobody loves you, like yo momma loves you, but who's lovin' yo mamma? I am, I am
I'm guessing 60 minutes is a TV programme, and its actual runtime is 43 minutes (sans ads)
It’s a news show and it’s sad that a show that was named for the length of its broadcast now has significantly less content than ever before
Load More Replies...just googled it out of curiosity it actually says 1 hour
One hour is the scheduled duration of air time. That's including commercials. ETA woops, I just saw what you did there. Sorry, it's past my bedtime.
Load More Replies...I mean, they're kind of right, the land was there, but the um, organization of the US is probably around 200-300 years
Cat then brings live mouse in to your bedroom and sets it free. :) Ask me how I know.
Load More Replies......and now we know why he never got to celebrate a Valentine's day...
Nothing wrong with marrying your cousin (provided you aren't known carriers for any genetic conditions). Just don't make it a family tradition and it'll be fine.
Agreed. My parents are cousins, had genetic counselling before getting married, and it's legal in Australia. I hate that you got down voted and I couldn't get it back to zero.
Load More Replies...The score was 1 to 0 with 5 minutes left. Nothing here is baffling except, what is that cockaroach doing? There's no food here, and it's daylight! Where you off to?
He's watching field hockey, is that so difficult to grasp? 😂
Load More Replies...Did she draw that conclusion that after dating a billionaire shitbag and having children with him?
There was also a knock off group I listened to back in the 80's called The Grasshoppers. Same sped up sound, just different animals. I loved those records!
Don't let the Hong Kong heard about it, they have a boyband call Grasshoppers.
Load More Replies...These have to be sold somewhere, once I find them, I'm going to throw a bored-panda-random-lunch-food-we-all-remember-from-our-childhoods-i-just-now-found party!
Blew my mind when I realised that Buffallo Bill went on to play the captain in Monk
Wait. What???? Edit: I looked it up. WHAAAAT????? 🤯🤯🤯
Load More Replies...I lived there for 52 years, and definitely didn't meet everyone.
It works out about 104 people per second, about 9.6 milliseconds each. If you stood them all in a line with say 80cm space each you'd need to go past at nearly 190mph to see them all in a day.
Didn't he create like his own image, according to the story?
Load More Replies...The doohickey you use to retrieve the sim-card from your phone. It is used to help eject that slide you place the sim into.
Load More Replies..."I know why you wanna hate me, 'CAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY"
India Pale Ale. Edit: Don't know why I got downvoted? That's what it stands for.
Did you think OP didn't know that? Or that anyone reading this would believe it stands for If Pinecones were Alcohol?
Load More Replies...Me too but not with whatever that nasty looking sauce is...
Load More Replies...I wore Underoos back in the 80's. Does that count? Pretty sure they were Wonder Woman. :)
10 psi. It should probably be about 35. Unless you were employing sarcasm. If so, carry on.
Load More Replies...it's how white trash chicks know a white trash guy is hot. not trying to be mean with "white trash". i grew up white trash, i know the culture.
Load More Replies...I had to google what a 'simp' is. It turnes out, it's short for 'simpleton' and I say, being one isn't really a choice.
Simp in this context means 'to simper' or just 'simperer'. The kind of guy who donates all their cash to a hot webcam model because he thinks he means more to her that way...
Anybody else think it's tme BP becaume age restricted and stopped the censorship?
I actually keep laughing randomly at the mushroom post. Several of these were killing me but they did sort of fizzle a bit at the end….which is fine, made me value the funniest ones more
Anybody else think it's tme BP becaume age restricted and stopped the censorship?
I actually keep laughing randomly at the mushroom post. Several of these were killing me but they did sort of fizzle a bit at the end….which is fine, made me value the funniest ones more
