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June is Pride Month, with marches and festivals taking place in many places around the world. While the fight for freedom, acceptance, and protection is far from won in many places, it is still a time of celebration, fun, and outrageous color and glamor, something that the LGBTQ+ community does extremely well!
Something else the community does well is being hysterically funny. In this list compiled by Bored Panda, you'll see some of our favorite funny and witty pride captions made just for the occasion, and they are sure to have you chuckling along, too, regardless of your sexual orientation.
Scroll down to check them out for yourself below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite pride captions!
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#1
I'm Cool With It
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I don't know if he knew beforehand that this sign was going to be paraded, or whether he just came up with it and found a serendipitous way to troll the bigots, but this is absolutely classic positioning! And I bet the fluoro brigade are grinding their teeth to powder!
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
Jesus freaks be like : "We will preach about this thing we don't understand and is none of our business to people who don't give a f**k, from behind this wall of other people who don't want to be here. Tee-hee !" :D
Lulik 7 years ago
I think Jesus is just more interested in fact what kind of person are you than what kind of sexual orientation do you have...
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
I don’t think Jesus even cared about that. Jesus hung around everyone, even tax collectors.
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Volker Burmester 7 years ago
Nailed the entire demo on his own. I want to upvote again and again and again...
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#2
Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle
diane a 7 years ago
All respect for her-- oh dear was just about to mention the "gagging order" - a UK term but need to translate it to a restraining order and a large payout by the American president
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#3
82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
What, are you telling us it's not just a phase?! Who'd have thought! (BTW, good on you - old, fit, out, and proud!)
How Do You Come Up With Funny Pride Captions?
Thinking of attending a pride parade in support of your friends or thinking of the perfect pride captions to share your views? We get it; it’s quite a daunting task to come up with something ingeniously witty! But no worries are needed, as we found a couple of tips that might help you here:
Understand the topic. Learn the nuances of LGBTQ+ culture and issues. That way, you can craft relevant and respectful pride captions.
Use humor. The LGBTQ+ community is known for their incredible wit, so don't be shy about trying to match that! After all, funny Pride Month captions catch the most attention.
Keep it positive. While humor is an essential part of Pride Month captions, be sure that your jokes are essentially positive and inclusive. Nobody wants a Debbie Downer in their ranks!
Experiment and have fun. Don’t be afraid of experimenting with your pride captions. By letting your creativity run free, you might discover something unexpectedly ingenious.
Keep these tips in mind, and we are sure you’ll construct the most flamboyant, wittiest, and brightest pride captions to ever grace a Parade. Still, if you need a bit more inspiration, take a look at the funny pride captions on this list.
#4
If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies
Michael Lee 7 years ago
There is so much ignorance about homosexuality - compounded by the ignorance of the religious...
#5
Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
So are you trying to say that one does not choose to be a jerk to another??? Oh lord someone get an aspirin I can feel the headache coming along
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Dave Roger 7 years ago
.... It's not a choice. Scientists believe being gay has to do with epigenetics and the amount of hormones a person is exposed to in the womb.
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If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Because of 4 verses inserted into the text of the Bible by Pope Constantine I (I think, I might be off by a pope) in response to the prevailing attitude at the time that true passion and true love could only be experienced with another man. Or, to put it another way, only men were capable of real depth of emotion, women were only useful if you needed an heir. Given this idea that a real relationship was only possible between two men, the population started to decline. In order to get men to have sex with women more often (thus hopefully having more kids), edicts were posted stating that 'God says men having sex with men is evil and awful and terrible and you shouldn't ever do it ever ever ever again!' The men, who were trying to be upstanding and Godly citizens of the Empire, started sleeping with women. More kids were born, population started expanding, problem solved.
Load More Replies... La Petite Morte 7 years ago
*sigh* No, there wasn't a concept of gay or straight. Those ideas didn't exist. You had a relationship with a man for true emotion, real love, real passion, etc. You slept with a woman in order to have an heir for your estate. In fact, it was a common practice to send couples into battle together, because when would you fight more fiercely than in protecting the love of your life?
#7
Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
And his mother had never slept with a man and conceived by IVF...
Master Markus 7 years ago
Fun fact: Mary being a virgin is a mistranslation. The original Hebrew word just means "young woman".
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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
Technically he had two dads and a mother which also sounds slightly polygamous so.
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
The f**k he did ! He went nuts, and ranted in the streets for so long, that he started a religion !
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago (edited)
Mary was probably asexual, and outside the AoG universe, she was chill.
Maggie Collins 7 years ago
I just jumped up out of my chair screaming! Why have I never thought of this before? Brilliant!
Joanna Andrews 7 years ago
Interesting concept by making the letters look like they are nailed in
Paul Dixon 7 years ago
Well. Arguably he is his own father. He also got Mary pregnant without her consent, so technically raped her. It was also out of wedlock. Plus God, who is Jesus, is also Mary's son, so you also have incest. Yes, when you look carefully at God and Jesus technically all being the same - you then see that Christianity promotes incest, rape, and adultery...hmm...but gay is an issue apparently .
#8
Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It
Pollen the Pink Ninja 7 years ago
I got to a church based youth centre and 1 might I asked about the lord and gays, they said the lord was cool with it. he doesn't fight for some. This proves more of a point that a preist is behind it. :)
#9
If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
And that guy from that movie 'Dude Where's My Car?' :D
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Me myself and I 7 years ago
The new movie about his earlier life (when he supposedly dated grindelwald) completely hides it tho:(
Load More Replies... Joanna Andrews 7 years ago
Can we take a moment to acknowledge that he is dressed as a Gryffindor?
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Obviously you do have a problem with people walking around being openly gay. Why? If you have such an issue that you feel driven to comment as such on all of these pictures, why are you even looking at them? Downvote the whole article and find something else to read. Sheesh.
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Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago
Why? Just because one of his biggest mentors and namesake of his second boy was gay?
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Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You
L and P 7 years ago
THIS is awesome! Its a shame that gay people still have to fight for their rights in 2018 - 2.0.1.8! JESUS!
Sandra Josefine Langvatznes 7 years ago
Yeah, but look at these signs... It's mostly about religion and I think religious people that look down on gay people are the last ones. I know it's stupid to think that we're close to the end of this - we're not - but we have certainly come a long way and I think that is amazing! I just think it's important to look at the bright side sometimes :) Don't get me wrong, I realize that the future won't hold only people tolerating that we can be ourselves, but if we have changed this much THERE'S NO STOPPING US FROM ACHIEVING... I had a good word I was gonna use here but I forgot... We CAN and WILL achieve general niceness xD <3
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I don't understand the hypocrisy that "Christians' live by. They all cherry pick the sins they'll hate and accept.
Laura Rudgers 7 years ago
except there isn't strong proof that Mary of Magdala was a prostitute...she was possessed and healed of seven demons, though - so there is that
arjelio mas 7 years ago
Miriam Magdala (Mary Magdalene) was not a prostitute. She had seven demons cast out of her but she is nowhere referred to as a prostitute.
Alona Bilunka 7 years ago
Disgrace! She was not a prostitut! I cannot believe you just said that! Idiot!
Heather Grover 7 years ago
I am not down voting you but only so you might see my response. I am a well read Christian (I've read the Bible through many times and understand it better than most - it's not bragging but just the truth due to hard study). Since you are spouting Christianity to say such hateful things, I've got homework for you. Your should like it. It is Bible verses. (Also of note, I'm not saying homosexuals are any more sinful than the rest of us lot of humanity). John 8:1-11; Luke 7:36-50; Luke 19:1-10; Matthew 18:21-35; John 13:1-17; 1 Cor 13:1 - To sum up - humility (don't be puffed up about your own righteousness); Jesus loves all; love is over every other command.
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The Gay Agenda
alwright 7 years ago
PyroarRanger I might have said this before but I hope you never get pushed down by closed minded unenlightened people and always have the strength and happiness to be yourself! <3
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Meghan Turnis 7 years ago
I'm straight, can I still have tacos? What about tacos on Thursday too?
#12
I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows
MysticSailora 7 years ago
why are we all not admiring the gay leg pant things on the man in the background?
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Im not gay, I just like rainbow and my own gender! And the opposite gender. And nonbinary people. Im omniromantic. And nonbinary. And asexuality. Get over it.
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
so is anyone else seeing the knitted rainbow chaps and platforms combo in the background? Gotta love the handyness :)
#13
I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion
Kjorn 7 years ago
good point! kids don't care about intolerance they learn it from others
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Kiahna 7 years ago
It seems that everyone thinks that all religious people hate gay people. We don't!
Gdubbbbb 7 years ago
I think there are some Christians in these comments who aren't helping the cause.
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stacyh 7 years ago
But it's true. Which liberals tried to stop gays from marrying? Which liberals are arguing that this is a Christian nation made for Christains? Which liberals are currently trying to roll back rights for women? Which liberals are trying to ban Muslims from entering the country? If you don't like the generalizations, don't align yourself with the party that is guilty of all of this.
Load More Replies... stacyh 7 years ago
I literally never said that. However, as Master Markus stated, maybe not siding with the party who is completely intolerant of anyone who isn't a white Christian would be a good place to start in not being perceived as intolerant. I know that not conservatives ARE intolerant, just too many of you.
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If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married
Ben S. 7 years ago
I love how this a sign advertising for a storage company and at the same time, they threw in a message of tolerance with the same casual indifference as if they were telling you to look both ways before crossing the street.
Jo Ellen Washburn 7 years ago
Yes! Because that's what it is! It's as normal to me as saying, "I'm straight." Big deal. Love how you pointed that out. My thought exactly.
Load More Replies... Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Can't argue with that - except that they find a way to argue anyway...
Kahlo Smith 7 years ago
For the confused in the comments: the sign is saying that allowing gay couples to get married does not hurt or affect the people who protest it-- if they don't support gay marriage, fine, they shouldn't marry someone of the same gender. If you don't like pizza, don't eat it. If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.
LOttawa 7 years ago
The signs says: Don't get GAY married. So yes it works (it's like saying if you don't like a certain food well don't eat it)
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Halldora Landvik 7 years ago
Well, if one doesn't like gay marriage, then that person isn't gay (with a +90% of probability) so it won't even be a question to get "gay married". This sign doesn't makes much sense.
Poly Amorous 3 years ago
But there are genuinely some people who think that if has marriage is legalized they'll be forced to marry a gay person, and *ahem* participate.
Load More Replies... stacyh 7 years ago
Nobody anywhere gives one iota of a s**t what you think about the word marriage. Nobody owns it, you miserable c**t.
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Please Don't Divorce My Dads
Alyse 7 years ago
this is gross. this is just disgusting. how could they let their child write that message in COMIC SANS?! this is adorable tho
Elka orator 5 years ago
At first i was gonna down vote this than i was like....F**K comic sans
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
Why didn’t they have polka dot tights like that when I was a kid? Too cute family.
#16
Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
There are also the bits about owning slaves, and beating wives - nicely, of course...
Caroline Driver 7 years ago
Also about not sitting on the bed with your menstruating wife. Cos, reasons
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
If am an atheist but I know more about the Bible than most so called Christians. I thought my mother in law was going to have a stroke trying to figure out how to respond to me asking her if Adam and Eve were the first humans doesn’t that mean we are all related, black, white, Jewish, middle eastern...
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
The truth is, many fundamentalist Christians are deeply racist. They do not want to believe all humans are related. Hence the hatred of evolution.
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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
men can't sit in chairs that women have sat in while menstruating, damnation from wearing mixed fibres, and the greatest sin is doing work of any kind on the Sabbath, and if you see someone working on the Sabbath, and you don't kill that person, you are to be put to death too.
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
Leviticus also said not to eat pig just a few verses before the part about gays. Somehow that slipped through the cracks...
Bee 7 years ago
Yes and lets not forget the part about women not being allowed near men when menstruating... but we'll just ignore that bit too!
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Sam Berard 7 years ago
Hello all, I am a Christian. I don't hate gays but I do think it's a sin. Just like lying, stealing, and having hate in your heart for someone else. If you want to chat about what I, as a Christian, believe, send me an email at samkberard@gmail.com. Looking forward to hearing from y'all.
Charlotte Bayer 7 years ago
@Rebekah Hughes: But that is exactly what all the "GOD HATES GAYS" people do. They take the "homosexuality is sin" quotes from the Bible out of context. There is NO hierarchy of sin in the bible. Touching pig skin is just as bad as being homosexual. But people jump on the latter because it's more controversial and will get them attention. You bible fanatic people need to either take ALL of the bible as fact or nothing. Otherwise it's just hypocrisy.
Frida Bäcklund 7 years ago
Wish I could upvote more... Don't we all just love cherry-picking, smorgasbord religion?
coolprintcloth 6 years ago
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#17
Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away
#18
As Jesus Said About Gay People:
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
In a just world that's all that should need to be said by a religion about gay people.
Alexander Hamilton 7 years ago
He was historically bi, as the evidence points.
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Kjorn 7 years ago
i Wonder if jesus ever said Something about gay people. i bet he never thought about that... like he never though about gun, pollution, space, tv, fridge, car,... and so on...
Xena Mariott 7 years ago
Didn't say a thing...though it is implied he healed a gay man - the centurion and the slave story, if reading greek text, the centurion uses the term "pais", which if I remember can mean "male concubine".
Load More Replies... Xena Mariott 7 years ago
Old testeament never applies to Christianity, Jesus died for the forgiveness of all the sins of Leviticus. The old laws are not sins in the eyes of Christianity...and the old laws say nothing of gay people either.
Load More Replies... stacyh 7 years ago
The Bible is also pretty clear about "loving your neighbor" and not judging, but you don't seem to care about that.
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Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality
#20
It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Seriously, at least some of them are, and are in vociferous denial.
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
"I don't care about that guys rock c... going into that other mans b... ... ... I'll be right back. I gotta take care of something..."
#21
If I Can't Marry My Boyfriend Then I'll Marry Your Daughter!
coolprintcloth 6 years ago
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#22
I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
This is a quote from Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas. Kinky should run for president!
Master Markus 7 years ago
I hate this cliched comment. "Oh marriage is so miserable"! Don't get bloody married then! I know it's a joke, but it's a really trite one after years of people like Rodney Dangerfield already telling better variations.
#23
Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin
birdhouse 7 years ago
If you don't know what corduroy is then you must not know about the awful sound they make when you walk? Every time you move it sounds like a zipper going up and down.
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TheKnightOwl 7 years ago
Corduroy is just evil. You could start a fire between your thighs with the friction corduroy pants cause.
#24
Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
I know, right! I watch "Say Yes to the Dress" in Manhattan just to see Randy show his Fairy Godmother powers off!
Olivia the Nerd 6 years ago
The LGBT community as a whole is very different. For so long so many people have been oppressed for their sexuality, gender identity and much more. People have told them that they aren't good or normal enough, that they are not loved, even that they're going to HELL. But yet, despite all of that, we have marched on. We've stood back up, looked the bigots in the eye and said, "No. I am valid." We are stronger than all the hate that has been thrown at us, and Pride month is a celebration of this community's undienable strength, love, and success. So no, my friend, it's not "sad" that the LGBT community does things like this. It's beautiful. It's joyful. It's one of the most incredible representations of human love and strength. I hope this helped you learn more about people's differences, and why things like this are so important. Have an amazing day! ☺
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God Blessed Me With A Gay Son
Final score:
252points
Sarah Schmidt 7 years ago
Well... about the word "choice" and being gay....
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Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
Years ago I bought a cup holder in a San Francisco thrift store (that must have been a prototype because if not there'd be more out there) that says "PLFAG-LOVE THEIR CHILDREN." Can there be Freudian typos?
#26
Guys, I Said I Have Figs
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
What, but they're excellent! Perhaps he said "I ate figs" with reference to the time that he was in the dessert...
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Nope, cursed the whole fig tree. It was bare at the time. So the short version is He didn't want any dumb figs anyway!
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#27
Being Straight Was My Phase
Calypso poet 7 years ago
Great picture of Cleveland lakefront. Doesn’t look like s**t as it usually does.
#28
Hi Mom Guess What
Frida Bäcklund 7 years ago
Oops pressed too quickly... was trying to say best way of coming out to your mom ever!
Helena 7 years ago
Yes, this is funny. But to be sincere, if that's how her mom found out, it seems a little bit ugly to me. I just believe that such things should be said in person. Every parent should love their kids despite their sexual orientation, but I believe for some parents this news can be too surprising and should be explained and discussed. Still, it is the ugliest thing ever, the parents who don't accept their kids choices.
LOttawa 7 years ago
If they want children there's always a way... Adoption, assisted reproduction....
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#1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
LOttawa 7 years ago
That makes sense since Canadians legalized gay marriage a long time ago, we have immigrants (and non immigrants) of the Muslim faith, Mexicans and bears. Yes, we are threatening LOL
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Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Im a gay Russian Muslim lol. America has issues with: Muslims, Jewish, gays, actually the entire lgbt community, Russians, Canadians, Mexicans, ect ect. Get over it. (America, not Americans. I mean Trump and many people in positions of power.)
#30
Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine
Pollen the Pink Ninja 7 years ago
O...M...G...I am now forever ashamed of myself for not realising that sooner.
#31
You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Oprah is happy now. So is the entire lgbt community. We just wanna be dating on a document, is that so much to ask?
#32
Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small
#33
Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can't Get Married?!
Janina Prado 7 years ago
plural. "they named their children WHAT?!?" North - she is 4-5 yrs old, Saint - he is 2-3 yrs old, and Chicago - she is almost 2 months old. (i looked it up cuz you made me curious)
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Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
IM MONOPOLY :D (id be happy in either a poly or mono relationship and im poor asf so this is funny to me)
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Ah, geesh, now the gov't is going to spin that into "Gays are preventing Real families from having dogs. " But I also think Merriam Webster is gonna have a spike in search results for "monogamy".
Heather Grover 7 years ago
I'm very pro puppies. Puppies are the best... Oh and the rest of it to. But puppies...
#35
3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
HAHAHAHA! The U.S. could afford free healthcare AND free higher education!
Janina Prado 7 years ago
exactly. free healthcare, higher education, feed & house the homeless, etc...
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The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
*Fruit-Aid. The cheap knock-off of Kool-Aid was what they were forced to drink in Guyana.
Jenica Thomas 6 years ago
Look up Jim Jones and his commune Jonestown, Guyana. Be prepared though, it is NOT pleasant.
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My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?
#38
Don't Mess With Dumbledore's Rights
#39
Gay By Birth, Fabulous By Choice
#40
Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Does not apply to asexuals, so please let me eat garlic bread in peace.
#41
If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can't I Marry One?
#42
If Hillary Was President We'd All Be At Brunch Right Now
Full Name 7 years ago
Hillary is the LGBTQ goddess? The woman who publicly opposed gay marriage into her mid 60's? Yeah she's your hero.
Dave Roger 7 years ago
Yeah she was absolutely wrong about that.... but came around. At least she wasn't running with a VP who literally wants to kill or convert gays.
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Lexy Renwanz 7 years ago
No. We'd be focusing more closely on black issues and liberating women of color.
#43
God Said Adam + Eve. So I Did Both
pusheen buttercup 7 years ago
people sometimes forget that pride month includes bisexuals too :)
#44
The Safeword Is Covfefe
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
OMG, maybe it's Trump's safe word! More "ugh"...
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okpkpkp 7 years ago
I got the surprise of my life when driving home from work at 3 AM through San Francisco when a guy crossed the street in front of me with black leather chaps on and when he passed my car (with a group of friends, I assumed) he had a BARE A*S! HA HA HA. I laughed pretty hard.
#45
No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow
#46
Would You Rather I Marry Your Daughter?
#47
Married 4 Years - Longer Than Britney Spears
#48
These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)
Kiahna 7 years ago
Who ever got anywhere by sticking to the crowd? He stands out there.
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Beeps 7 years ago
Oh I so wish I could be there. I'd stand in front of the blue sign on the left, and my sign would say *its* :)
DexterDogTheLovey 4 years ago
Didn't the Bible say "God loves everybody"? No? Okay then, guess we are just ignoring that one.
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago (edited)
Wait, wasn't Jesus, like, bi? And in almost every religion with multiple gods you'll find that there is at least 3 gay ones. And most religions (including my own) with one God either don't give a f**k or you can date just no nasties unless your able to reproduce because its gross but we gotta keep humanity goin
#49
You're Making Ellen Sad
Nadine 7 years ago
Two downvotes? Don't downvote the person for not knowing who Ellen is and asking a legitimate question. Really! You think everyone in the whole world sees the name "Ellen" and immediately knows that it's Ellen DeGeneres? Most people outside of the US don't even know who she is.
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#50
Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
the "boyfriend" is preaching that homosexuality is a crime
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#51
Dogs Loves Fags
#52
I Liked It, But I Couldn't Put A Ring On It!
#53
Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head
arjelio mas 7 years ago
Master Markus - It's about tolerance, Dude. That includes intolerance of freakin graphics, you tool.
#54
We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day
MistyCat 4 years ago
Oi Full Name, ever thought that the kid WANTED to go to the rally? Hmm? That kids have brains and some are more mature than you think? Hmm? Of course not, adults are the only ones with any thoughts/knowledge at all. And yet.... Seven-year-olds are wearing masks all day and yet covidiots are walking around unmasked for hours. Kids can be smarter than you think, Karen.
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
As a kid I wanted nothing more than to go to pride :>
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#55
He's Gay
Romenriel 7 years ago
The signs of that guy in the middle is really mean. I can't believe someone could write it and still call himself Christian!
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Those are the usual signs for Westboro Baptist losers.
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Sandra Josefine Langvatznes 7 years ago
Online version probably. Edited by homophobes
Load More Replies... Kjorn 7 years ago
funny (sad) to see so many Church-lovers who has so much hate! totally the opposite of what religion should be
Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 7 years ago
Christians condemn Westboro Baptist
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago
The bible only says gay SEX is evil. It says nothing about gay marriage. Anyway, the bible also says not to have haircuts sooo... yeah.
Savannah 7 years ago
actually doesn't say gay sex is evil either. pedophilia, it was latin translated and the translation got messed up.
Load More Replies... Charlotte Bayer 7 years ago
That dude is not Christian. He is from Westboro Baptist Church, they are their own special brand of crazy. If your own Grandchildren leave the "church" you created and turn your back on you, you SHOULD start realizing something...
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Isn't there like, gay peopel in the Bible? Im not Christian, but isn't there?
Sophie Babbitt 5 years ago
He laughs because heaven just gained someone and Satan didn’t get anyone.
#57
Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump's Tax Returns
Master Markus 7 years ago
I accidentally read that as "blow up". A significantly... different message.
Master Markus 7 years ago
I guess they think that will put him in prison. I doubt it. He gets away with too much, you'd need to accuse him of worse than cheating on his taxes.
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Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged
Unigi 7 years ago
Omg this one is so cute, all I can see is my bestfriend and their(they are gender fluid) girlfriend in the near future!
Demonic Mouse 4 years ago
I can't upvote this because the upvoting thing finished and it just says the final score but I want to upvote it really badly because it looks so amazing
#59
We Shall Overcomb!
#60
Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!
Monica Michelle 7 years ago
I can not understand why anyone would fight so hard and spend so much money against something that does not affect them. Maybe do something about poverty with that time and money. Something "The Prince of Peace" would do....
#61
Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
Nice touch. At the beginning of the Wizard of Oz the scenes are all shot in black and white.
Adiv Dholakia 5 years ago
Too bad the pride parade didn't happen this year (2020) I wanted to go and see it.
Lexy Renwanz 7 years ago
http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/kansas/article209315564.html
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Nolonger Getting Over It!
#63
It Aint No Lie Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi
Puglover7 Lol 7 years ago
What makes him greedy. You are being rude. God does not hate gays,bi,lesbian,or anyone he loves everyone for who they are . I am 12 years old and am most likely having to explain to an adult that there acting like a two year old. Actually... that’s offensive to two year olds your just an a*s . I have a best friend who recently came out . She just got out of the hospital because she slit her wrists due to people like you. She lost her mother due to cancer and is very depressed if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it all.
Lisa K 7 years ago
I'm 13 and my friend is suicidal because her parents don't accept that she's bi. And yes, I completely agree with everything you said.
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago (edited)
I don’t know how to come out to my parents that I’m pan... and I’m only 11 Edit: i am 12 now oh gosh time flies
Nevaiah Simmons 7 years ago
Thank you guys for being so supportive of my comment and if you saw that comment that awful man/woman? Wrote just remember if nobody supports you I will. Even if you don’t know it I’m supporting you in my heart. Remember god loves everybody. Have a happy summer and don’t let the haters get you down. Peace babes!
Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago
To be bi is to be attracted to both genders, either equally or on a spectrum. This is coming from someone who is bi and has been for over six years.
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Don't Act Like You're Not Turned On
Emma Perkins 7 years ago
There's actually an interesting study that was done about the attractiveness of same-sex pornography that showed almost all women who participated were aroused by porn between two women. So all the women out there protesting against free love are probably into it!
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#65
Dear Pope, Thank You For Allowing Hiv To Spread, Discrimination Against Women, Opposing Gay Marriage And Covering For Pedophiles. Just Kidding, Please Stop
Master Markus 7 years ago
Tim Minchin has a good song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0
Lauren Baker 7 years ago
Oh wow I just went to that video and made the mistake of not turning the volume down. Be warned: it's not what I expected. I x-ed that one out really fast. I sure hope dad didn't hear that!
Load More Replies... Charlotte Bayer 7 years ago
Ultimately all of them. It doesn't really matter what the current pope says (and I like him a lot, but still), the church in it's entirety won't change.
SnoopyCereal 7 years ago
Wait... is this about the Pope right now? I thought he was the best Pope yet! Could some explain what and when he said all this stuff? Sorry, I guess I was really misinformed.
Master Markus 7 years ago
I think the biggest thing is that while he didn't START these things, he's definitely not STOPPING them. And when you're doing stuff like "continuing to protect child rapists", you should definitely stop. This pope is pretty much the same as the other Popes, he just has better PR.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
i believe they may be referencing the Catholic church standing against all kinds of birth control, seemingly in complete ignorance of the likelihood that billions of people engage in sex for purposes other than conception. The simplest birth control methods, such as condoms have some effectiveness in reducing the spread of STIs. Pope Benedict XVI had this opinion "Asked whether “the Catholic Church is not fundamentally against the use of condoms,” he replied: “It of course does not see it as a real and moral solution. In certain cases, where the intention is to reduce the risk of infection, it can nevertheless be a first step on the way to another, more humane sexuality.”" While the current pope supports firing people who even think about condoms being acceptable: "...Mr von Boeselager had been guilty of a serious breach in that he had allowed the order’s Malteser International group to become involved in the distribution of condoms via anti-HIV and family planning programmes."
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#66
The Gay Agenda
#67
I Have A Sign
Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago
Everyone who's not straight and white... at least on the outside. Bet they probably hate themselves so much they have to project the anger to someone else
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 7 years ago
And Muslims too! For one time in my entire life, I actually feel like people should break out in "Father Abraham had many sons".
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Nadja Lambacher 7 years ago
yep... they love to quote the old testament and forget that the Jews are gods chosen people in it.
#68
Attention Heterosexuals: We Want To Be Miserable, Too
#69
God Hates Signs
Oliver Gloxin 7 years ago
Parents should be ashamed of using their children for a political agenda.
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Why in the flying f**k would you force a kid to hold a homophobic sign?
Sandra Josefine Langvatznes 7 years ago
And the cop just walking by in the background... Making America great... Good job, dude
#70
America Can Do Better Than Trump. While We're At It... Gays Can Do Better Than House Music
#71
Binaries Are For Computers
Nardo218 x 7 years ago
oo no, we're into quantum now. that's like computing with an undefined gender or sexual identity.
#72
God Made Me Queer
JustABobcat 7 years ago
Whoops, just made an assumption. Correction: "made this person gay and cute!"
Load More Replies... Lauren Baker 7 years ago
Exactly! According to the bible and Christianity, didn't god create us? So if he thought it was a sin why did he make people gay? Did you know that homosexuality occurs in all living things with genders? It's natural and perfectly okay!
Master Markus 7 years ago
"Queer" is a kind of flexible word, sometimes used to self-describe all LGBT+ people in general / as a group, though in the case of "genderqueer" that means a person identifies with no gender or a combination of genders. What's considered "gender dysphoria" is usually people who feel the opposite of their biological sex, that is, transgender people.
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When Are You Gonna Tell Your Parents You Are Straight
#74
Tuck Frump
#76
Harry Potter Thaught Us That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
Audra Granath 7 years ago
Here ya go! https://sunglassspot.com/products/colorful-bright-rainbow-sunglasses
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Poly Amorous 3 years ago
A book series! Unfortunately written by a transphobic TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist) but I suggest you check it out. They're quite good
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Queer And Unapologetic
#78
Homo Phobo Can Suck Mu D*ck
Lauren Baker 7 years ago
homophobic - someone who fears homosexuals. If you look at the roots... phobic means unreasonable hate for something.
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#80
Nooo, Nooo Trump Afuera
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Just look at that guy. How can any man be straight in his presence?
#81
Even I'm Woke!
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
That's Princess Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty and 'woke' is recent slang for being socially and politically aware.
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Katie Scoles 7 years ago
woke is a term sometimes used to refer to being socially aware
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Ugh. Where Do I Even Start?
#83
Forget The Pooch. Where's The Hooch?
#86
Capitalism Will Kill Us All. Gender Is Fake. Eat Garbage. Be Free
#88
Gay Icon
Xena Mariott 7 years ago
He is headcanoned as gay, and often as dating the clown from IT...I've read too much Tumblr to know that...
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Elizabeth Langley 7 years ago
Netflix, when adding Babadook, accidentally classified it as LBGT. The community ran with it. And if you watch the movie, it kinda fits.
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Master Markus 7 years ago
William, Polygamy doesn't hurt anyone as long as everyone agrees with it. Bigamy is marrying someone while you're already married, which I guess falls under the same category, though I'm not sure of the legality.
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Lidee Moril 7 years ago
I prefer these guys/gals/whatevers over people who believe in fairytales and conservative snowflakes any day....
Read Lead 7 years ago
As you can tell by my name, I'm a giant homophobe, and I can confirm, I found these hilarious. Wait, did I say homophobe? I meant homophone! My name isn't pronounced Read Lead, it's pronounced Read Lead. Only an idiot would be a homophobe.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
...What does your comment even say XD I'm so confused haha....
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Karla Thompson 7 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, I know June is pride month, and I love seeing stuff all over supporting the gay community. Did you know that June is also PTSD awareness month? It would be great if you could feature that before July
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
These people are so quick to bring up the subject of the bible when two people of the same gender want to marry but when the subject of allowing refugees in, cutting your hair, wearing mixed fabrics, working on Sundays, etc. is brought up all of the sudden they're quiet
Amie Redman 2 years ago
So it’s okay for these religious people to March around with derogatory words on their signs? Religion has been dividing people since the Dawn of time. Let people live the way they want. It’s easy. Be respectful. Doesn’t matter if you’re straight, gay, whatever makes you happy, just be kind.
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Jason, we came up with the idea to be gay because being straight didn't have enough fabulousness
Master Markus 7 years ago
William, Polygamy doesn't hurt anyone as long as everyone agrees with it. Bigamy is marrying someone while you're already married, which I guess falls under the same category, though I'm not sure of the legality.
Load More Replies... Lidee Moril 7 years ago
I prefer these guys/gals/whatevers over people who believe in fairytales and conservative snowflakes any day....
Read Lead 7 years ago
As you can tell by my name, I'm a giant homophobe, and I can confirm, I found these hilarious. Wait, did I say homophobe? I meant homophone! My name isn't pronounced Read Lead, it's pronounced Read Lead. Only an idiot would be a homophobe.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
...What does your comment even say XD I'm so confused haha....
Load More Replies... Karla Thompson 7 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, I know June is pride month, and I love seeing stuff all over supporting the gay community. Did you know that June is also PTSD awareness month? It would be great if you could feature that before July
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
These people are so quick to bring up the subject of the bible when two people of the same gender want to marry but when the subject of allowing refugees in, cutting your hair, wearing mixed fabrics, working on Sundays, etc. is brought up all of the sudden they're quiet
Amie Redman 2 years ago
So it’s okay for these religious people to March around with derogatory words on their signs? Religion has been dividing people since the Dawn of time. Let people live the way they want. It’s easy. Be respectful. Doesn’t matter if you’re straight, gay, whatever makes you happy, just be kind.
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago
Jason, we came up with the idea to be gay because being straight didn't have enough fabulousness
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