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Meme culture can seem volatile and fickle to some, which is why it can be reassuring and comforting to find something you can depend on. Something like this delightfully named Twitter account that promises to deliver hit posts every hour.
Do the memes come every hour, on the hour? No, but he who curates a meme page with over a million followers and maintains a perfect hourly post schedule among you, let him cast the first stone. This account has excellent taste in memes and has the follower numbers to back it up.
It takes more than just diligence, as even a boomer can post an hourly stream of memes. It takes someone with a discerning eye and a finger on the pulse of the memeiverse who is industrious enough to provide us with a regular supply of memes. Hourly Hitpost truly is a meme connoisseur, so scroll down to see some of our favorites before you head on over and give them a follow.
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#1
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Lazy is just not doing what other people want you to do. I'll move the world when I feel like it.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I’m like lazy but smart. Like I’ll literally calculate in my head the way to do something while expending the least amount of energy.
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#2
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Join the bullies against yourself and confuse the s**t out of them
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Do you want stand-up comics? Because this is how you get stand-up comics!
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Awkward Froggy 2 years ago
Don't downvote me but, they bully you because you don't fit the stupid f*****g standards that they have.
Lesley Christie 2 years ago
It's never about what they say it is. It's something broken in them, not something wrong with you.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
One kid in little brother's school took it from the other side. He begged them for more beating, pretending he got excited and horny from it. Got beaten once and never again. To this day I'm not sure if that kid was just dumb lucky or super genius.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I remember a bully called me a b!tch, all his knuckle-dragging buddies smirking behind him. I turned around and said, "Why yes I am, and you don't know the half of it", spun on my heel and listened to his friends razz him.
James A Tipton 2 years ago
Identify with the aggressor? I think you need to check out some of the literature about Nazi-concentration camp behavior.
#3
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
In case you're not a science nerd but want to be one: Benzene, not to be confused with benzine, is a ring of carbon molecules typically (but inaccurately) represented by a hexagon. By adding "branches", you get sugars and other carbohydrates, including "ribo" part of DNA, Deoxy-ribo-Nucleic Acid. And pretty much anything that smells nice. And most synthetic plastics, styrofoams, resins, etc. A whopping large portion of organic chemistry.
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Fakus nameus 2 years ago
I was gonna tell y’all a joke about sodium hypobromate but I was like Na Bro
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Jokes aside, does anyone know what kind of tree this is? It looks awesome!
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
There have been many guesses/theories, including the wire-netting bush (Corokia cotoneaster), the spiny black olive (Bucida spinosa), or the dwarf kowhai (Sophora prostrata). But AFAIK, no one has 100% successfully IDed the plant in this specific photo.
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Though memes are jokes, meme curation can be quite a serious business. For one thing, there can be quite a bit of money in it. After amassing a sizeable following, shrewd meme page administrators can begin pushing merchandise, creating affiliate content, or monetizing their accounts in other ways. Once you’ve got an engaged audience in the tens of thousands, someone’s going to be interested in paying you to spread their message.
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#5
Scott T Brynildsen 2 years ago
My mom lived in a house as a little girl that was moved to a new plot of land on the other side of town. She waved at everyone in town as she slowly went by to the new location. Houses move if they want to
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Cars have windows, and they can crash. (Many) computers have windows, and they crash. Houses have windows, and they don't crash. So, it's not windows that makes computers crash, right?
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Did anyone hear about that wooden car, with the wooden engine and wooden wheels? It wooden go! I'm here all week, tip your waitstaff.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
I wooden have thought of that, but I just twigged, so maybe you should branch out!
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Norwegian folklore is also something else… https://www.visitnorway.com/listings/torghatten-%26%238211%3b-the-mountain-with-a-hole-straight-through/222671/
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
It's the dockside factories that make the car go. Now, excuse me while I load up this truckload of methol..
#6
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
So, if you were sitting on your phone, would you be humanizing a human?
#7
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I recently purchased some vinyl stickers for my van that say "Tis but a scratch!" and have a silhouette of the Monty Python Black Knight on them XD I can't wait to put them on the various scratches on my 22-year-old VW van!
Beck 2 years ago
I learned how to drive stick in 1996 in a 60s vw bus. It was awesome. Had bean bags for seats.
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Mary Hiers 2 years ago
I used to have a gigantic magnetic Band-Aid that I put over a dent in my car. Had it for a few months before someone finally stole it.
Jane Hower 2 years ago
I knew a guy who 'invented' large bandaids to put on cars to cover damaged places. Don't think it ever got popular cause I never saw one.
Hetal Vyas 2 years ago
One of my neighbours had a dent in his car and had a sticker shaped like a band aid
Meme curation can also be harder than it seems. For one, an encyclopedic knowledge of what is and was popular certainly helps. At the same time, you need to be capable of staying on the bleeding edge of trends that can develop and transform in a matter of days, if not hours.
#8
Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago
Yup.. said the bus driver who has a corner office, has full view of the city and get paid to travel.
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I never minded the bus system much. I enjoyed it, having a few minutes to sit before starting my day. It was during the pandemic that it became impossible due to limited seats.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Reminds me of the man who went to Las Vegas in a $30,000 car and came home in a $250,000 bus
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Upvote for MBTA Bus. This upvote in any way or form doesn't mean service doesn't suck.
#9
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Question for native Spanish speakers: Is there forever a tiny little part of you that still thinks there's a bottle next to the rice telling you, "I am sauce!!!!"
Notme 2 years ago
I’m a native Spanish and English speaker and I’ve no idea what you’re talking about 😂
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#12
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Since when did tail mix have m&ms? Don't get it here in Australia, everythings supposed to be healthy.
Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago (edited)
M&Ms? And you're complaining? We didn't have M&Ms in my day, we didn't have chocolate in trail mix at all. We had carob chips. 🤢. Google it.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I actually don't like trail mix M&Ms because they can taste funky compared to the ones sold separately.
#13
Metaniel 2 years ago
I thought it would be only song "uhh" 20 times after "can I get..." 😂😂😂😂
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RKBJR82 2 years ago
Maybe they don't want all the boys in their yard today
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#15
Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago
My first thought too! Serve it that way, that's a surefire hit!
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Too perfect, or is it supposed to be like this, maybe put a villain on that empty space now
#16
James A Tipton 2 years ago
Gettng reported on means you are one with the Kardashians. Wallow in your fame.
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
I knew a guy who also did the exact same thing every time he was drunk. He called his friend at 4 o’clock in the morning and asked: Hey, what’s the name of those tiny japanese trees? His friend would say ”bonzai” and hang up, only to be wakened again the next time the guy was drunk. 🤔
Cathelijne Van 2 years ago
I call BS, do this one time and the goblin guardians of Wikipedia will come to your house and eat you alive. Oh and your ip address will be banned for around 10 years (and yes I know from experience 🤣)
#17
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
*neither. "Either" means something like, another option which is positive. Like, either ice cream or candy. Neither is for things that are negative. So if you are saying you don't get life, you say "me neither".
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
i have a quote from mine "I thank god for all my skills in basketball, soccer, and art, OR THE LACK THEREOF"
#18
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I want headphones that cancel out all the external sounds so that I can hear my shows better.
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
nah. Just use rock concert speakers. You get your music. And you get your ear drums exploded. and you can't hear anybody. It's a win-win.
Lindsay Harless 2 years ago
Literally can feel the vibrations in the room when people are talking
JNDauterive 2 years ago
Why do people spend tons of money going to Jazzfest then talk through the performances? I din’t pay good money to listen to you! And no, I do not want to hear about your business in San Diego.
#19
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
This meme, or more specifically the words "Dry The Wets" have been stuck in my head for days now, so it's good to see this, I remember where it's from now.
#20
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
They didn't get an answer though, and the thread is locked. This is your moment to join them and ask again.
ƒιѕн 2 years ago
Or they post that they figured it out, but don't post the solution.
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
for me its like im playing a game and i cant figure it out so i have to scroll to like the 5th page of google to find some youtuber with a foreign accent and 14 subscribers
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I phrase queries as a statement instead of as a question. I generally get results "correcting" me, so I get the answers I was looking for.
#21
OWEN CASH 2 years ago (edited)
Why does everyone assume if you don't like Biden you are a Trump supporter? It's like, "Oh, you don't like mayonnaise? Well then, you must really like ketchup."
Pan Paweł 2 years ago
Because we live in the age of feelings and emotions, not the age of reason.
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Neil Bailey 2 years ago
Imagine even giving a f***k who's president. You honestly think anyone gives a s**t about your well being? No president has ever given a s**t about you and never will.
#22
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Broccoli chicken legs. The vegans tell me it 'tastes just like chicken' but we all know it won't...
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
It once insisted that I was going to be ran through with a spear and that I needed a new brain and nose
Embla Jóhannesdóttir 2 years ago
LOOK WHO FORGOT THEIR SPANISH LESSONS NOW *MENACING LAUGHTER*
#23
Cara 2 years ago
You do in the UK as it’s classed as a licensed aircraft. Source: date with a hot air balloon pilot!
XenoMurph 2 years ago
If he wasn't handsome would he just have been an "air balloon pilot"?
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Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago (edited)
My wife grew up the palm desert. When we were courting she wanted to take me to a secluded, secret spot to watch the sunset. It was indeed deserted. We were feeling all romantical when a beautiful hot air balloon entered the frame. Ooh, ah, pretty. Then, ooh, ah that's pretty close!! As it silently sailed three feet over our heads and crashed in into the rock. You may want to meditate on this experience before you take flight!
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
Whoa. I hope they were all right. You can’t really steer those things.
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Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
I never thought of that hmmm searching to purchase a hot air balloon - thank you random meme!
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
I would definitely want the guy to have a license to prove he knows how to fly the balloon!! 😳😆
#24
Vicky Phenny 2 years ago
I'm a dog groomer and the number of dogs named Dog/D.O.G./Dioji is way too high. I 100% believe that cat is named Cat.
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Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
Over many years have had cats with given names and some who were just Cat, Puss, Kitty... One day no doubt there will be a Well Make Yourself At Home Why Dont You...🤣
#25
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
It worries me how long it takes people to learn this... And how many need drugs to reach 'hungry engineer' levels of enlightenment.
Little L 2 years ago
You must be worried all the time then. I feel for you.
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Apachebathmat 2 years ago
This guy needs to get himself down to Bletchley Park! We thought cracking the enigma was an achievement!
moth 2 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks that getting high is short for "inhaling white powder through the nose that while temporarily raise IQ"?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
No, this is definitely a weed head.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
"Quiet! Quiet, please. I now call the final meeting of the Apocalyptic Brotherhood and Sisterhood to order. Continuing our agenda from the penultimate meeting, I now call for a vote on the motion to ban asteroids. All those in favor?"
#26
Beck 2 years ago
So is he in jail? And he's not supposed to have a phone? Or is something else happening. The orange is throwing me off.
Roy Briggs 2 years ago
When I was locked up in the Feds, guys got busted ALL the time for stupid sh*t like this
Bobby 2 years ago
We had a unicor guy that had internet access for his job printing porn to sell on the compound... like his every search wasn't monitored
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Paul Werner 2 years ago
cops have to love social media with all the people telling on themselves for every little thing
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
I'm wondering why he has a cellphone?! Don't they confiscate them with belts,shoe laces and etc??🤨😕
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Just because you deleted it does not mean that the other person can't stillsee it
#27
aZZy_d3Lta (they/star/bun) 2 years ago
sonic the hedgehog loses rings when he gets hit- they just ran over sonic
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Shane Dyer 2 years ago
that poor sonic *uses it as currency, trades for a lot of money, gets rich, better than Andrew Tate, gets 5 girls, has a good life.
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#29
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Err... Its getting pretty warm. Not sure this is the right voltage f- nope, it's on fire... Damn. Musta been a Samsung.
#30
Glenn Cuneo 2 years ago
I drove behind a cow walking down the road a bit this weekend... cow was on a mission....
Lee Banks 2 years ago
I had to call in late because of this exact reason. It was so rural boss said "okay, take your time. At least it's not a fake excuse".
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Carpe diem! (Literal translation is "pluck the day", but alternate letters could be used in this scenario).
Caroline Overill 2 years ago
You know people aren’t going to believe you’re trying to see over the wall don’t you George? They’ll think you’re f.. Yeah thanks Myra that’s enough and to think your mother was worried about YOU marrying ME
#31
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
g-green means go, y-yellow means w-wait even if y-your late, r-red means stop.
assdog 2 years ago
This basically happened to me yesterday after waiting 2 weeks from "tech support". So i told them that i can't do this thing online etc (2weeks ago) and they finally replied by saying we don't have your correct info but they emailed me and texted. I replied back and they said...we've got it now! Like...i've been using the website for 10+ years. Same fukin info. I'm only trying to sell bloody roof racks for a car for 100 euros ffs.
Mark Howell 2 years ago
When the AI apocolyse comes to a grinding halt, because it couldn't find a bus in the picture
Lil' Misty (MUICHIRO) 1 year ago
just like "why do you need a birth certificate i am right here"
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
And then tell me I missed something and then make me do the bridges too
Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago
I like when the tell you to identify the bus then they show you pictures of Fifth Avenue at rush hour. Is that a tour bus way up there?
#32
Amy Semenov 2 years ago
My son always says this..and about those kiwis at the grocery store with the same ad.
#33
Lil' Misty (MUICHIRO) 1 year ago
this happened because if opposite day is the opposite of everything, wouldn't opposite day be a normal day and a normal day is opposite?
#34
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
I once got "Katec" for "Cate with a C"... I choose to believe they were messing with me LOL
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Since my friend got "biatriz" for "beatriz with a z" after getting "beatris" the time before, I think they mess with everybody
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Pretty sure you would have a spot at Starbucks if you wanted it
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Toni Ahlgren 2 years ago
There's been a post here before about a conspiracy involved with this. Apparently Starbucks employees were told to this on purpose so it would all go to meme sites, which basically means free advertising.
Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
Why? To be funny? Just spell their name right. Why does this always happen to people?
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
If was a super busy morning I wouldn't be surprised if my brain just functioned that way n thought after "good enough!'.
#35
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
My 5 year old is obsessed with Teslas. I'm trying to explain the founder and CEO is not a good person. He's just like IDCare. So every friggin day I have to look at every single Tesla we drive by. Can't wait until he has morals.
Casey Smith 2 years ago
The most relatable thing I’ve seen in a long time
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#36
Max Fox 2 years ago
First - they want your money, not for you to be in jail. Second, paying taxes is not complex. Paying less taxes is complex. They're not looking to put people in jail, they're looking to get money. The complex part is added by the wealthy, so that they can pay less taxes. If you make less than the top 20% by income, the more complex parts of tax code are not going to affect, you, since you won't get much by way of tax return. If you're 29, single, and get paid of $50,000 a year, you will pay some $4,200. If you've paid nothing, you will get a letter from IRS, saying "you owe us $4,240, pay up in the next X months, or you will owe up more". There are a half a dozen governmental websites which will do the calculation for you. However, if, instead of the standard deduction, you want to itemize your deductions, you're on your own.
WindySwede 2 years ago
I was about to give a downvote because of the $$$ and thought it was spam 😅
Load More Replies... Beck 2 years ago
I always get money back so I go to one of the tax places for 100. They guarantee their work and it takes 15 minutes.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
My mom is a professional tax consultant, so yeah me.
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Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
The government does not tell us how much tax we owe. We have to figure it out every year. And if your life is complicated in any way it gets very confusing. There are child deductions, but they're different depending on how much childcare you paid for. There are deductions for things like medical but only a certain percentage above a certain percentage of what you make. This can include actual doctor's visits, transportation and prescriptions. If you have a home office or business you can write off percentages of rent, utilities etc. You can write off anything you buy for the business, including, thank God, the tax accountant. If you are an independent contractor you pay one amount bc your entire paycheck is taxed for social security. But if you become an LLC or a corporation and you pay yourself a salary you can save $10's of thousands of dollars bc you only pay social security on the salary you give yourself. And on, and on. A million things like this. Plus state and local tax law.
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John Dekalb 2 years ago
We tried to change the tax process to simplify it and the tax prep corporations stormed capital hill with lobbyists and money. Nothing changed.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Pay too little, experience consequences. Pay too much, experience same consequences.
Olivia Mansfield 2 years ago
IRS the mafia absolutely no difference you pay up and if you don't your life is ruined or taken either way the government no damn different
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I loathed filling out tax forms, and inevitably made errors that the IRS corrected. So, I didn't hire an accountant until I had payroll to contend with.
Jeffrey Diehl 2 years ago
A very long time ago (1981 - 1989) a certain US President wanted the IRS to impose a fine on taxpayers if they either had a refund of more than $500 or had to pay more than $500 after filing. Congress sat up and took notice and said "No."
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
The sad thing is that when you take advice from them and it's wrong you pay the penalty.
#37
Olivier Caissy 2 years ago
Does the GW really tell time? I don’t see any numbers or anything in there.
Ishaan Sawant 2 years ago
its digital! you don't even have to figure out the time by looking at the minutes and hours hand.......thus godzilla watch >> rolex..! lmao
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I'll never understand super expensive watches. Like for that amount of money, I expect a small child in Victorian attire to follow me around and announce the time whenever I ask.
#38
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I would consider lizards to be a valid form of currency (the value goes down if the lizard bites me, though)
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I had a green iguana when I was a kid - what is the currency conversion to $$$? XD
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#39
Just_Another_Bored_Panda 2 years ago
If I were that cop, I would most definitely be a clown for halloween
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Many cities use this type of cars for parking cops. This cop is only issuing parking tickets, nothing else.
David Wambold 2 years ago
What do you do if hit by an actual clown car???? Go for the juggler.
Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago
I read about two NYPD cops on Segways pursuing a robber who fled on unicycle. The chase at times reached speeds in excess of 15 mph, but they got him.
#40
Ridiant 2 years ago
Before posting anything on the internet, run it past the dirtiest-minded person you can find. For consequences of failing to do so, see Exhibit A (above).
Mark Howell 2 years ago
... and after doing that, you will find the internet is deeper and darker still. ;o)
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Petition to rename humans to sausages: Bags of skin stuffed with meat.
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celeste hall 2 years ago
blue is smurf flavored, often made from squeezing smurfs, but some artificial favoring around
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I would like to respectfully semi-disagree (both blueberry and blue raspberry are great imo) but here's an upvote anyway, since the downvote fairies are showing up again :)
Load More Replies... Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
Got me wondering what the Gatorade flavor was supposed to be, because it sure isn't raspberry like the others. "frost glacier freeze tastes like sweet, juicy citrus/orange, and candied strawberry. It has slightly tart cranberry notes with slightly seedy sour berry notes." Thank you reddit.
Joseph Grimmett 2 years ago
When did Gatorade get to wine tasting levels of scrutiny?
Load More Replies... Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
AYYY LETS GIVE IT UP FOR BLUE FLAVOR, F**K THIS "BLUE RASBERRY" S**T LEMEE GET MY BLUE.... *the song "blue" by devriakat starts playing*
UselessKnowledgeFont 2 years ago
Yo, this ain't grape or orange drink 😉 Although looking at those Jolly Ranchers has me questioning the manufacturer's overuse of dye in general. It's not only the blue ones that stain your tongue for at least an hour
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Does anyone just ever smell something purple? I swear sometimes I will just be minding my own business and something will smell like it is the color purple. my husband thinks I am crazy but there is SOMETHING random near me giving off purple smells
Tiddlypuff 2 years ago
Playground legend said it was raspberry flavour, but we just liked having blue tongues
#42
Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago
Took me looong time to understand. Without glasses m and rn looks the same
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#44
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Points for originality and drawing skills, but...looks like she said Ka-may-ah-may-nahhhhh bruh.
Carlos 2 years ago
Poor guy must have Goten his heart broken, he may seem ok on the outside, but I know this is Krilling him inside.
Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago
Got rejected so hard he was put in a vegeta-tive state.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Even tho I'm not familiar with this comic book character (or even if it is a comic book character), I'd seriously give this nerd a shot because of the effort he (assumption) put into it.
#45
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Ah, I see Musk is turning out to be that paragon of free speech he insisted he was.
Casey Smith 2 years ago
My dad watch a bunch of YouTube videos on how great he is and sunk a bunch of money in Tesla.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I have a sign next to my monitor, "Hate has no home here", then I see two Elon Musk posts. I'm being backed into a corner here.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
My brother bought a Tesla when he got a promotion (IT Manager for a hospital network). He was so stoked! Says it's the biggest piece of sh*t he's ever owned. Had to have the windshield replaced the week he bought it because the seal - wasn't. Depreciated 12% the second he drove it off the lot.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Oh yeah, especially firefighters love them. XD For those that did not get it, they are next to imposible to put out. All they can really do is limit damages to other stuff and let it burn out.
#46
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
NOW WE JUST GOTTA FIND THE GIRL WITH 73 WATERMELONS
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
But the check-out clerk needs a scale for the bananas.
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#47
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
less when you do it into his open mouth (I'm sorry I put this into your head)
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Meanwhile, quite nearby, the bears are gathering. This orchard 'bout to be lit.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
All I can see in my mind are the hornets and wasps zeroing in on this feast.
April Pickett 2 years ago
When the apples rot, the animals are going to have a party. Deer and bears love that stuff.
#48
BPisaddictive 2 years ago
Remember those huge boxes of powder laundry soap that had a plastic handle? Many years ago in a supermarket in my town my mom and I witnessed an original theft, there were no cameras back then. A woman opened the box, stuffed many items inside, closed the box and proceeded to pay just for the soap. Nobody in the shop noticed, and we were afraid to mess up with such a person
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Please return your stuff to where you took em, it won't hurt more than the emotional bruise from being denied a cars ps4 game
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Dude, that's the best mom joke I've ever heard!
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Still amazes me :) I mean, look at it! It's a space rock! IN SPACE! And we can see it!
Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago (edited)
I once as a kid saw the moon rising over the horizon. I suddenly spotted a huge red planet in a completely unexpected place on the horizon. I nearly fell off my bike. Adult me know the moon and sun look much bigger at the horizon than higher up. It’s an optical illusion. But I can tell you it was like seing the Death Star approaching.
#50
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
This completely matches "it's getting bad again" by Ethan Jewell that it's playing on my headphone right now lol
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you want to feel a unique feeling found nowhere else in nature, try the gum after drinking orange juice.
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
How about orange cordial and eating tomato spaghetti!! Man that's a bad after taste.
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SCP 4666 2 years ago
Dad jokes - Dad jokes everywhere X-X-Everyw...bb6778.jpg 
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago (edited)
I live in Ohio, and I do not understand the joke other than there are 2 o's Edit: nvmnd, I get it now
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
looks like the downvote fairies have struck you hard. Here. Have an upvote.
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looks like the downvote fairies have struck you hard. Here. Have an upvote.
Load More Replies... possessedcat101 2 years ago
Oh hi, O! (That's how I used to greet anyone whose name starts with an O)
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Beelzebub 2 years ago
I don't know man, I reckon there's at least 3 sea cucumbers. Maybe even 4!
Load More Replies... Apachebathmat 2 years ago
One of my favourite things to do is to go diving for fried shrimp, so convenient
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Every new creature they find looks like something Lovecraft dreamed up
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
Thought it was invented by Forrest Gump - do you mean the film was a LIE?????
TheNerdyGeek🤓 2 years ago
he reminds me of the meme with the dad from Coraline on the computer
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Dana Ondráčková 2 years ago
Just buy those bed suspenders, its Just a small band with clips, you clip it u der the bed o to the sheet, never came loose again
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
All that because of those youngsters always on their phones and the Internet
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
If we still had it, 9/10 Americans wouldn't be able to find it on a map
Rinso the Red 2 years ago
We already have one. It's not like there's anything separating the current oceans other than our classifications.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
It's a sandwich but you won't discuss about it? DICTATORSHIP
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
He can pile his undies right up on top, duh
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago (edited)
You barking up the wrong tree asking me that; I'm a cat person
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Shira Blumberg 2 years ago
Niche, but- fantasy high when the sending spell could only have 25 (?) words but swears don’t count
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago
This location is on a beach in New Zealand. It's the Archway Islands next to Wharariki Beach.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
In theory, totally viable for people who can't understand the difference between the mathematical theory and a letter
Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Damn! I saw the light with that one! Why aren't maths teached like that ?! It's litteraly a genius move
Bobby 2 years ago
It's really the same thing, you're abstracting a value to a symbol in both instances. Some people have trouble abstracting a letter to be anything but a letter though, so other symbols may work better for them
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Dar Mal 2 years ago
except the last blue flower is actually y(.8) because it has one less petal or 4/5 petals..... these things will getcha!
Donut Overload 2 years ago (edited)
I think x = 20, y = 5, and z=1. Edit: solution is 26 basically.
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
red flower+red flower+red flower = 60. 60/3=20. red flower = 20. 20+blue flower+blue flower = 30. 30-20=10. 10/2=5. blue flower=5. 5-yellow flower-yellow flower=3. 5-3=2. 2/2=1. yellow flower=1. 1+20+5=26.
Bobby 2 years ago
It's blue flower -(2 yellow flowers)=3. So 5 - (2×1). So 20+5+1=26
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Majungasaurus 2 years ago
If anyone likes podcasts, check out Behind the Bastards’ 4-part series on Andrew Tate. It’s a good laugh!
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Proof that we need time to decide these important things... Wrong video ruins the meal that went cold while you chose it
The mad duck 2 years ago
Actually, he has Spotify open on the computers and Discord on the laptop, not youtube 🤓
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Saint Thomas 2 years ago
The chihuahuas are asking themselves a similar question everytime they see a wolf.
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
1/2 water half milk with unmelted chocolat chips stuck in a freezer for half an hour
Zelda McLink 2 years ago
Or when you're on camp and they heat up the powdered milk and add two grains of Milo for 50 kids.
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Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
Oprea GX. Really good for blocking ads. They also recently released a new browser called Men Kissing. Look it up on your school I-pad.
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
YouTube is even worse, because it’s always 2 of them- at least- nowadays.
Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 2 years ago
Once I got 2 unskippable ads back-to-back IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VIDEO
Load More Replies... Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
It's worse because you have to sit through a crappy rushed version of the ad.
RapidUnscheduledDisassembly 2 years ago
I run 3 ad blockers on my desktop and laptop so I never see any YouTube ads, ever. I do my best not to watch any YT on mobile since I can't block them on mobile.
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
Press why this ad. press my ad center. press stop seeing this add enjoy. (Idk if this is up to date. I haven't tested it in a while.) It should hopefully work.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
So, art bad, meat bad, men bad, women bad, language badder and nobody likes phones with buttons. Got it.
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
So thats why it wouldnt let me skip the traffic cut scene :3
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Mojo Flizash 2 years ago
Honest to God. It may corny schlock advertising but both the Flex Seal and Flex Tape work amazingly. I recommend everyone get a roll of that tape. It's Class!
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Because you know the answer, but you are I'll equipped to externalise it.
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Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
It could be a misdiagnosis of pen*le elephantiasis. Look it up.
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Ishaan Sawant 2 years ago
omgg bro's suffering through the very dangerous, near fatal disease of 'large penis'...
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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago
Well, it's a white dog. So the cops will probably go easy on him. 🤔
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Mojo Flizash 2 years ago
I paid $50000 to go to culinary school and pretty much learned the same things I've known but how to say it in French. 🤦♂️
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Omg yes 😆 I never thought of it like that. I hated it when I did mine but I was like 16 and all teenagery
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Francis 2 years ago (edited)
not me trying to tilt my head 180° EDIT: fück you xD the joke went so much over my head.. goddamnit.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
A bird joke... flew over your head... seriously?
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
For those wondering: there is nothing. That’s why you shouldn’t trust anyone, because it was a lie
Metaniel 2 years ago
Never trust anyone. Because when you will turn your phone upside down, you get a bird upside down, so why did you trusted to do it
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Majungasaurus 2 years ago
You trusted the OP to show you something when you turned the pic upside down, didn’t you? That’s what they mean by “never trust anyone” 😉
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Delta Dawn 2 years ago
I ordered through Door Dash recently. Delivery was going to cost $50 total, or I could pick it up myself and pay $20. That’s 150% markup for someone to drive 7 minutes to my house.
Mojo Flizash 2 years ago
I have a co-worker that never cooks and says he door dashes everyDAY! I have no idea how he can afford that.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Damn... If I gave him an onion, what happened to that Optimus Prime toy I was GOING to give him?
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Nupraptor 2 years ago
Right. If I shower at night, I'll just need to shower again in the morning. Especially since my hair will be a crazy mess in the morning. Plus, shower in the morning helps me wake up and feel refreshed before I leave for work.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I don't get this. What's the idea of showering in the morning? I mean... if you are sweating at night you have too many covers. Whereas if you don't shower at night, all the day's dirt, covid, sand dust etc., that is on your body, ends up in your sheets, which, be honest, you wash like at most once a week. So.... nah. Night.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Plus it can help you sleep, and for me, if I sleep with wet hair my curls are nicer in the morning
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Ivy Doster 2 years ago
I shower in the morning because that's when I get back from the gym lol sorry ig
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
went from college boy to 40-year-old twice divorced man with crippling debt
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juice 2 years ago
the user eilya_here is trying to make fun of the first person for still watching YouTube in 2023 (which...why? that doesn't even make sense). anyway the last person is roasting eilya and saying the reason she's confused about/won't watch YouTube videos is a shortened attention span due to TikTok
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago (edited)
For black paper... Just because others do not see your worth does not make you any less needed, in the right situation. Edge browser however...
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Also, I've seen people use them for blending other colors in a drawing
Load More Replies... ghostFluff 2 years ago
they're actually really helpful when adding highlights to your art, mine started like 8 inches and now it's like 2
TheAmazingFlyingFish 2 years ago (edited)
White colored pencils are not useless! You can stab people in the eyes with them.
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Little L 2 years ago
I actually thought "What's the name of that princess in the Link game?" yesterday. So I can relate.
Rinso the Red 2 years ago
But the answer isn't in your question. If you asked the name of the princess in the Zelda games, that line up.
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ToasterBoy 2 years ago
I've def said out loud "what was the name of the alien from Lilo & Stitch?"
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Switch with coffee for me. Add the ''Why can't I sleep at night and want to murder everyone after 4 pm?!"
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
In my case it’s drink water -> pee -> forget to drink water -> forget to drink water -> forget to drink water -> gets reminded to drink water -> doesn’t anyways -> finally drink water -> pee
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Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago
Always remember that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Social welfare programs that requires you to be jobless or a single parent to qualify.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Reminds me of a meme... "In Spanish, the suffix '-ito' means 'small', which hints at the existence of something bigger and greater than a 'mosquito'... the legendary EL MOSCO!"
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possessedcat101 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO! As a proud rodent momma I'm telling you
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Lou Cam 2 years ago
Rats and hamsters eyes bulge when they're happy. I love it when my hammy gets boba eyes. So cute.
possessedcat101 2 years ago
The first time i saw my rattie boggling, I was like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
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Marilyn Lasher 2 years ago
Those aren’t rat eyes they are fish eggs and i know that isn’t much better but i just wanted to clarify that.
RapidUnscheduledDisassembly 2 years ago
Those are tapioca pearls, not caviar!
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They/them causing may/hem 2 years ago
I can't have boba anymore. It upsets my stomach so i get Boost instead. RIP ChaTime...
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My boyfriend is a psychopath. He has one pitcher of water he keeps in the fridge and one pitcher of water he keeps out on the kitchen counter. I don't understand how there could ever be a situation where he chooses to drink room temperature water over cold water. XD
Aaron Mccullough 2 years ago
I thought it was the weirdest thing ever, but my wife only drinks room temp water. And now I do the same. I don't know if it's true, but supposedly there's been studies into how tepid water is better for digestion, etc. Again, no idea if it's true, and I drink room temp water just because that's what we are used to
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
My temporary doc is 29 but looks and wears like a 20 years old student that just left a Spring break. I tend to have issues to trust him, even if I'm probably wrong
BPisaddictive 2 years ago
Keep in mind that some doctors studied and graduated from home while wearing flipflops and eating snacks during the pandemic...
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Hes just saving the crust for his doggo :3
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BPisaddictive 2 years ago
In Naples, Italy, where I am from, some restaurants make pizza with stuffed outer crust. (In case you are wondering, we have a name for the outer crust: 'cornicione'). The cornicione can be typically stuffed with cottage cheese (ricotta) and cured ham or cheese. Delicious.
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
The crust is the best part to me. My kids used to always leave their crusts. I just didn't eat any slices, just gathered up the crusts and ate them. Weird but nummy.
Pam Belcher 2 years ago
Tear this crust into bite size pieces, drench in pizza sauce and mozzy with a sprinkle of crushed red peppers. Micro so cheese melts.
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
Doesn't it just all depend on Elon's mood at any given hour? I can't keep up anymore.
K W 2 years ago
Imagine him actually being in charge of a settlement on Mars. He's got some Roman Emperor drinking out of lead cups level of capriciousness.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
I never understood the "I paid good money for this, but fück my kid, I'm gonna wreck it" philosophy of parenting.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I saw someone's post the other day that they got carded, but the bartender only glanced at their license for half a second before handing it back. The person was curious and asked if the bartender had even checked their birthdate. The bartender replied, "I saw that your birth year started with a 19. That's all I needed to see." XD Makes me feel so old!
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Not true ... most of the money gets stacked by billionares. When old people get to that age they are on a pension or something which pays less than a salary, so stuff is expensive for them.
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
......and billionaires don't pay Social Security tax on anything above 160k, yet say the ONLY program that makes sure you don't starve is a "Ponzi Scheme".
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
sadly this wouldn't work for more reasons than the voltage. The phone requires DC as well.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Aka "the cartoon we had to redact and revoice because it was too racist" and "finding solutions other than genocide"
aZZy_d3Lta (they/star/bun) 2 years ago
the new cartoon i watch has lots of violence! and some death (RIP flapjack)
They/them causing may/hem 2 years ago
And other show like She-Ra and The Owl House are showing more LGBTQ characters! ✨ Its amazing cuz pride representation is awesoooooome!
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mountkilamontanjiro 2 years ago
people who don't like sitting like L confuse me. It's soooo comfy
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Ishaan Sawant 2 years ago
he sitting like L from Death Note so that his iq get boosted and he can form a strategy for his team to win
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I was thinking nervous/anxious. His team is probably down by 3 with 20 seconds on the clock...
Load More Replies... Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago (edited)
Trying to figure out who the f**k is this Kira guy (Yes its a death note reference)
B Jones 2 years ago
Bow that I look close, up a couple rows and left in the hat is a Dwarf (fantasy not little person) and then right of him and up a row is a female zombie
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Brock Gibson 2 years ago
its just to tell people he doesnt have a gf yet. its not to try and get one 💀
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Looks like our convention centre, huge hallways because you're trying to move thousands of people through there. Normally though there'd be a snack machine next to the drink one :)
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Step 1 scroll up, step 2 chug unsee juice, step 3 scroll down, step 4 find kanye, step 5 repeat
Load More Replies... Aidan Pite 2 years ago
I was like 90% certain there was no Kanye, it was just a timewasting trollpic. I was wrong, he can be found.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I watched it yesterday, I liked it but daisy wasn't in it 💔
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SUPASAAB 2 years ago
It replaces "a*s" and because I know that's going to censor: a-s-s
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
I already felt tiny at 4'11 (shorter if I stand on another leg). 🤣
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Tushar Roy Mukherjee 2 years ago
ProC from YouTube. He's dating this girl who he says voiced Brooklyn from the ' Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous ' TV series.
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