Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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Cursed Witches
Cursed_hot Tubs
Cursed_buisness Meeting
What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
Cursed_healthcare
Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......
And the biggest pills the world has ever known to this day
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I'm mildly concerned, won't children swallow the pills to the right by accident? 😬
Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd do it on purpose. After all, that's what you do with pills.
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And pills the size of.. of... Whatever they're the size of, apparently bowling pins. This must be the " contains small pieces" set that made them make the law!!! Plus, the gun is not labeled correctly. Should be labeled "Malpractice insurance".
We tried our best but they’re not going to make it. Let’s put them out of their misery before it gets any worse *c0cks gun*
People may hear... better yet, get them bowling pins out.
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I sometimes tell my patients "Well, if you were a horse we'd have to shoot you", but apparently in America...
I saw the gun as for humane euthanasia, AKA only affordable healthcare option to regular americans; but the other posters all think about angry/aggressive doctors, weird. I think the duckies and bowling pins represent things that are regularly extracted from male patients' rear ends, with convoluted stories how they slipped (on puddles of lube?) and fell awkwardly.
Yeah, because every doctor needs a gun to deal with patients that don't like their diagnosis.
If you fall over playing 10 pin, then shoot yourself in the foot, you are going to need everything in this kit...after the ducks crap on you.
I don't know if those are pills or suppositories but I'm terrified either way
Not mentioning the skittles and ducks? Also, plastic pills which is encouraging kids to swallow them!
Cursed_spareparts
Cursed_pocket
We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
Cursed_health
Cursed_dog
Cursed_heelies
Cursed_allergies
Cursed_children
Cursed_flight
Cursed_batman
Cursed_cat
Cursed_carrot
Cursed_bill
Cursed Survival
Cursed_accident
Cursed_mask
Cursed_airplane
Cursed Decomposing
Cursed_friend:
Cursed_brother
I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
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what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
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I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
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Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies... what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies... I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies... Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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