Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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Cursed_bookreview
Cursed_bears
Cursed Witches
Cursed_paronoid
Cursed Drink
Cursed_hot Tubs
Cursed_buisness Meeting
What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
Cursed_healthcare
Cursed_spareparts
Cursed_pocket
We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
Cursed_health
Cursed_dad
Cursed_dog
Cursed_heelies
Cursed_allergies
Cursed_children
Cursed_flight
Cursed_batman
Cursed_cat
Cursed_carrot
Cursed_bill
Cursed Survival
Cursed_accident
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i love ur username and profile pic XD i love sneks
Load More Replies...What powers come with 'V'? An ability to recognise the iniquities of rampant capitalism and the will to carry out an enormous terrorist act.? .. Or the ability to be a dickhead teenager trying to spook people on the internet?
The power to speak sentances made up exclusively of words that start with "v"
Load More Replies...Being Orphan isn't an ability, same with being rich... but you'd be the hell of an investigator.
Even if it makes you look like him you are essentially immortal and kind of a badass. Hopefully being crazy isn't considered a super power.
Load More Replies...i know i would want vader powers... but the mask from the mask... i just dont know myself anymore
4th on top Magneto - Ability to command metal. Second on bottom is The Mask from movie The Mask, enhances your inner true self.
Load More Replies...I torn between deadpool and MF Doom. Deadpool = indestructible! MF Doom= A real life legend.
Cursed_airplane
Cursed Decomposing
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Cursed_friend:
Cursed_battle
Cursed_brother
I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
Cursed_banana
Cursed Zodiac Sign
Cursed_lungs
Cursed_emojis
Cursed_build-A-Bear
Cursed Weight Loss
Cursed Shoelaces
Cursed_readiness
Cursed_jesus
Cursed_sermon
Cursed Disabled Man
I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!
Cursed_throw
Cursed_alabama
Cursed Tongue
Cursed_equality
Cursed Insulin Substitute
Cursed_magnesium
Cursed_snack
Cursed_valentine's Day
Cursed_shiny
Cursed_thanks
Cursed_choice
Cursed Love
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Cursed_autobots
what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies...what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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