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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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#1
Cursed_bookreview
Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter) 4 years ago
Yes. The reviewer might have lost all motion but his/her brain is sharp as ever. 😄
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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
It turns out Jesus was a very bad book author :D
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#2
Cursed_bears
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
They probably would have been fine if they were polar bears, I agree
Matthew d 4 years ago
Really, because polar bears have black skin and clear hair....backfired on that one "notarandomregenarate)
tuzdayschild 4 years ago
Yeah, but it's all about appearances though, isn't it.
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#3
Cursed Witches
CalicoKitty 4 years ago
Can be bypassed by simply flooding the entire house and floating down~
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Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago
they are not called that, even in New England. They are space saving stairs and are super rare unless you build a tiny house.
Violet Smith 4 years ago
Not true, apparently. From Reuters Fact Check: Posts shared in early March 2021 claim that alternate-tread staircases are called “Witches Stairs,” allegedly built with the belief that “witches can’t climb up them.” This claim is false, as alternate-tread stairs are simply intended to save space, particularly in narrow homes. Such stairs have not been historically understood as an attempt to ward off witches.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
In italian they are 'mariners staircases'. Indeed space-saving steeper-than-regulations-usually-allow things. Halfway between ladder and stairs.
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Nimoy 4 years ago
I fell down a bunch of those stairs when I was 4. I guess I'm a witch...
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Cursed_paronoid
George Waddill 4 years ago
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
The Chosen One 4 years ago
YES! I CAME TO THE COMMENTS JUST TO SEE IF ANYONE MENTIONED HAMILTON!!!
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Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you".
Jenny Gordon 4 years ago
Oh wow! That's amazing, cruel, hilarious and clever all at the same time.........I love it!
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago
To quote Nirvana "Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you"
#5
Cursed Drink
Persephone 4 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say that but ya beat me to it! 😂
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#6
Cursed_hot Tubs
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
Me, too. My fave story is the guy who got too close, fell in, died (hot-as-fawk-water) and were unable to retrieve his body. The next day the authorities came back to get him and they only found his flip flops. The acids in the pool finished him off.
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Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
Now people will line up for "The Yellowstone Challenge" to swan dive into a geyser because they saw it on the internet.
#7
Cursed_buisness Meeting
Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago
What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
TheHappyBookCat 4 years ago
Hmmm... does that only apply to men? Nope. It doesn't. For example, I contemplated whether ice was just stale water today.
Christy Smith 4 years ago
But ppl do put their ties around the bottom of their necks, don't they?
#8
Cursed_healthcare
Dynein 4 years ago
Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago (edited)
And the biggest pills the world has ever known to this day
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Reyes 4 years ago
I'm mildly concerned, won't children swallow the pills to the right by accident? 😬
Anna Banana 4 years ago
Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd do it on purpose. After all, that's what you do with pills.
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And pills the size of.. of... Whatever they're the size of, apparently bowling pins. This must be the " contains small pieces" set that made them make the law!!! Plus, the gun is not labeled correctly. Should be labeled "Malpractice insurance".
𝖊𝖆 4 years ago (edited)
We tried our best but they’re not going to make it. Let’s put them out of their misery before it gets any worse *c0cks gun*
bryguy 4 years ago
People may hear... better yet, get them bowling pins out.
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#9
Cursed_spareparts
Hans 4 years ago (edited)
For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".
Dagnirath 4 years ago
My cousin's contact info is saved under "Twiddle Dinkle Monkey Butt". That's how another cousin of ours sent it to me.
Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
Every family member in mi cel phone is with their name. In my country, if your phone is stollen and unblocked (yeah, they do it easily here) and you have your family as "mom" "dad" "Honey " those are the first numbers they call and pretend thay have kidnapped u and ask for ransom.
Dianethe Dinosaur 4 years ago
I had my husband listed as Sweetstuff. Had an accident, and the guy who reached me first got my phone to call my family. When I told him my husband was "Sweetstuff", he fell on his butt laughing. I changed it right after.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Mine's under "G" (while there's no G anywhere in first nor surname), because ---gather round my rocking chair, young 'uns--- In The Olden Days on your phone keypad you had 2=ABC, 3=DEF, 4=GHI, and so forth ('2' for A, '22' for B, '222' for C), and G was the only one-keytap-button I had free so quick and no accidental mis-sending of personal stuff...
#10
Cursed_pocket
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
JustABoredwing 4 years ago
Speaking from the outside in here, but having front pockets that can hold a decent amount of stuff shouldn’t be just a “guy thing”. ALL humans can use large pockets!
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deanna woods 4 years ago
You know she is minding her own business when she puts her phone in whichever pocket she chooses.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I found several sundresses last year with nice big pockets. My husband said he'd never seen such a big smile on my face. Said he's taking up sewing.
bill marsano 4 years ago
Could we please have a moratorium (permenent) on referring to women as ho's and bitches?
madmickx 4 years ago
Amen to that. A little respect for half the world's population would be a good thing.
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Right, ok. So she puts her phone in her back pocket which highlights her bum and if he notices her non-removable body part she's a wh0re. So, what, to be seen as a non-skank a woman must be unattractive to him, but then presumably he would also see her as completely valueless so in his world women are either wh0res or worthless. Thaaaaaat's great.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
I'd say it's pointless to point out why the original post is deranged and toxic; but then I look at social and other media and it seems necessary.
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jeanette scott 4 years ago
This is a guy looking for an excuse to rape. But your honor, she was asking for it! She was wearing her phone in her back pocket!
#11
Cursed_health
#12
Cursed_dad
Adam C 4 years ago
The challenge was trying to be straight..not being in prison.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Welcome to this planet, I see you're new here. He's a businessman that spends a lot on consumer research and knows bizarrely well what will get millions of views; on average US$300K goes into each super-produced episode on his YT channel, none of which worth watching.
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#13
Cursed_dog
Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson 4 years ago
I was going through the airport once and there was a K-9 who kept following me and sniffing my butt. My grandmother asked if I needed to be checked and the policeman responded "He's just being friendly. Get back over here and stop following her."
Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago
Probably shouldn't have packed that leftover steak in your carry-on...
Marky Mark 4 years ago
At Toronto Airport there is a 'highly trained' beagle that sniffs luggage for imported meat products.....
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Or mangos in LAX, when it's Alphonso season in India.
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#14
Cursed_heelies
Billy Maguire 4 years ago
My Grade School (Primary School in Ireland) was run by nuns - I can TOTALLY relate.
Tanya MacLeod 4 years ago
My catholic high school here in Canada had a few when I was there in the 90’s. One nun patrolled the halls and the girl’s bathroom constantly. To get rid of her we’d roll pennies and nickels in the hallways and she would chase after them for her mission boxes. She could run but would have been funnier with heelies.
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#15
Cursed_allergies
Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
NO! NOT THE BEES!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! *insert Nicolas Cage meme*
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Linda Adamo 4 years ago
when i took an allergy scratch test and the doctor removed the bandage, he said, "well, there's one or two." "things i'm allergic to?" I asked. "No, things you're NOT allergic to," he responded.
Bernadette Circle 3 years ago (edited)
Come to find out, you’re allergic to the device that administers the p rick test
#16
Cursed_children
François Carré 4 years ago
It's not that cold actually, thanks to volcanos and geysers. In Iceland you get boiling water from the tap and have to find a way how to cool it down.
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Carol Emory 4 years ago
But on the other hand, they do have exploding Volcanoes. Australia..the ball has been lobbed back to you!
CalicoKitty 4 years ago
In Iceland, you eat shark. In Australia, shark eats you. Croc also eats you. Jellyfish stings you, stingray stabs you, octopus bites (and fatally poisons) you, stonefish removes foot, and surfer hecking runs you over. On an unrelated note, if anyone ever finds out what ate Harold Holt, please bring the specimen in so we can stick it next to the pool we named after him, just in case a body of water named after a guy who vanished off the coast of Victoria doesn't scare the children enough. I mean, we haven't lost any more Prime Ministers, but you can never be too careful.
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
Ireland has no native snakes and never has, and nor does New Zealand, Hawaii, or Greenland, so not only Iceland on the snake front.
Gustavo Di Salvo 4 years ago
Ah, so you are denying Saint Patrick's work. Shame on you 😁
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Confused Flamingo 4 years ago
My dad used to kid around that when he was small and was sleeping on the terrace...an army of mosquitoes came...lifted him up along with the folding bed and placed him in a park🤡 ✋
No. 4 years ago
england has no snakes or harmful reptiles, no dangerous spiders except imported ones, and only gets mosquitoes rarely in the hottest of summers (which here is 30*C +). Dont go to scotland though, they have midgets which are worse than mosquitoes. Beleive me
Billy Maguire 4 years ago
In the 90's, I worked in Newfoundland at a place called Great Mosquito Cove. You could see those suckers coming from 100 yards away (Sorry, Canada, 100 metres)
#17
Cursed_flight
Katinka Min 4 years ago
I'm with the guy. Also:The dead person was heading somewhere for a reason, maybe he was flying home. But now his family has to pick him up Godknowswhere.
Billy Maguire 4 years ago
Guy has a point. In the hotel in Ireland that my Bro-in-law worked at, a man died on the first night of his European vacation. His wife had the local undertaker put him on ice and she picked him up 9 days later on her way back to Cleveland.
#18
Cursed_batman
Lotus Flower 4 years ago
And yet they are the ones that never die. It’s always kind Maggie who stops to let ducks cross the road but forgot to put her blinkers on so she’s plowed from behind by a giant truck. Killing Maggie and ducks.
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Felix Seestrand 4 years ago
Problem is that he’d have to have multi-millionare parents if that’s gonna work (and an awesome butler)
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Sounds like he needs a mental health check up. They're are meds for that!!
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Bruce Wayne chose to be batman after his rich parents were killed.
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago
and when the bat bit him, there's the start of covid.....
Jennifer Brown 4 years ago
or a turn himself into a gorilla by drinking Gorilla Glue...we can only hope
#19
Cursed_cat
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago (edited)
How else do you explain toe beans? They’re so cute, you want to munch on them!!
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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
As a cat lover, I laughed way too hard at this one. (no, I don't love them with barbeque sauce. I am twisted enough to make that sort of comment so, yes, I expect less of you)
Andrea Heenk 4 years ago
I see this and all I can imagine is Young Einstein. He saves kittens from being baked in a pie. Movie so bad it's good.
NinjaWolfy94 4 years ago
That's what I thought it was referring to xD O-O Need to watch that movie again. Tis been a while.
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Crochet lady 4 years ago
My cat did something similar one year on Thanksgiving, we were having dinner in the dining room and went into the kitchen to get the pies and she had left one perfect, very deep, swipe across the top of the pie. I guess pumpkin wasn't her thing because it was just the one swipe.
#20
Cursed_carrot
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Omg the dog comment!!! The dog is like, "great I'm gonna have to hold my bladder all night again when he goes to the ER to get that out of his a**s"!!
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago
I get zucchinis that big and we usually end up giving them away to our family because we ain't got no room for 10 zucchinis the size of a baby :l
Angelica Leiner 4 years ago
So just one zucchini at a time , we get it >.>
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M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago
bwahahahahahaaa! oh man - someone has their mind firmly in the gutter...
#21
Cursed_bill
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
If I knew the bill would be that amount, I would've just let the snake venom kill me!
Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago
Bringing back the snake is the "Special Services" charge
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
You just HAD to rub salt on open bite marks, didn't you?
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Antivenom that often has to be flown in from out of state, so you have to pay for the helicopter/plane/etc. and it's all covered under "pharmacy", is my guess. (Based on what happened when someone got bit by a rattler locally.)
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May 4 years ago
We all know the US health care system is completely f****d up, but as a radiographer I'm stuck on the radiology part of the bill. Why did they get involved? Where the fangs still in there? Granted, we don't have many venomous snakes in Scandinavia, but I've never heard of anyone x-raying a snake bite.
Helle T 4 years ago
Fellow radiographer also wondering... Maybe a suspicion of necrosis?
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Yort 4 years ago
They’re using the age-old strategy of keeping poor people down because they know we outnumber them significantly and could overthrow them all if we weren’t crippled by debt and illness.
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Cursed Survival
Parmeisan 4 years ago
Right?! Both of these people are going to die soon without help, but they should be satisfied with what they have?? Sounds like Republican logic to me.
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Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
*Glory and Gore starts playing because we now have record players on islands*
#23
Cursed_accident
Lucifer Takashi 4 years ago
In the hunger game books a character dies in a coal mining accident
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I am avoiding my homework 4 years ago
So are all the kids supposed to fight to the death as entertainment? (Sarcasm)
Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
dear kids, there can be only one on that oh-so-fun ride. may the odds be ever in your favour :>
Load More Replies... Joe Reaves 4 years ago
According to SyFy Wire it's in Dubai - "The World of the Hunger Games themed land officially opened today, and is situated inside the Lionsgate Zone at the Motiongate Dubai theme park in the United Arab Emirates. (Okay, so technically it's a land inside a zone inside a park, but everything's bigger in Dubai.)"
Load More Replies... Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
Fellow Hunger Games fan! Nice to meet you! Well...
Load More Replies... Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
hunger games, restaurants, cafes...am I the only one to see a bit of an inconsistency here? XD
Christopher Walkies 4 years ago
I think the twist is that the theme park is happening. We are all already in it. Someone keep an eye on Stanley Tucci.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
At least it's better than the horrendous accident theme park. It even had plans for a recreation of the slide from Action Park.
#24
Cursed_mask
i'll sleep when im dead 4 years ago
i love ur username and profile pic XD i love sneks
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Christopher Walkies 4 years ago
What powers come with 'V'? An ability to recognise the iniquities of rampant capitalism and the will to carry out an enormous terrorist act.? .. Or the ability to be a dickhead teenager trying to spook people on the internet?
Alexander Kokkinos 4 years ago
The power to speak sentances made up exclusively of words that start with "v"
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Nubis Knight 4 years ago
Being Orphan isn't an ability, same with being rich... but you'd be the hell of an investigator.
Cory Tollman 4 years ago
Even if it makes you look like him you are essentially immortal and kind of a badass. Hopefully being crazy isn't considered a super power.
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#25
Cursed_airplane
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago
"Here comes the horse carria- you know what timmy just eat your brogle it's not gonna kill ya" -parents before 1804
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
In those days there was nothing like child welfare and protection so chances are the phrase was "Open wide or I will beat you with a rock"
#26
Cursed Decomposing
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
me, I just invest in the stock market. This guy...kind of brilliant.
Shaurya Joshi 4 years ago
Want this the guy where someone donated and asked Alexa what his address was? Absolute madlad
Karyn Wylie Korhorn 4 years ago
Should I have my kid put a go pro on me while I'm getting cremated?
LaKalynn Galloway 4 years ago
so if your trying to make money while you sleep does that mean you are a whore?
#27
Cursed_swearing_baby
Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago
Son, you're doing it wrong... Milk is supposed to come out of your mother.
Samuel Zhao 4 years ago
Imagine if the son gets sent to a daycare……YOU CALL THIS JUICE FOR F****S SAKE!?!?!?!?
#28
Cursed_friend:
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
That movie has always creeped me out. Idk why, but the bad guys is like really creepy. It’s cool tho
Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
Yeah it is kinda creepy ngl. It would make a good horror movie if, ya know, it weren't made for children.
Load More Replies... Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
I have epilepsy, and a friend panicked once because a movie had flashing lights, and she was convinced I'd start seizing. Chill out--it doesn't happen to all of us, Cathy.
Paisley Shearer 2 years ago
OMG I KNOW eveyone: OMG U GOOD R U FEELING OK I FORGOT U HAD THIS HERE SIT DOWN HAVE SOME WATER me: bro...
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Anne Wilkes 4 years ago
That's actually not cool. Having epilepsy sucks. Having a friend with epilepsy around flashing lights and acting like he's dancing is not a joke. Frothing from the mouth is uncool. Biting your tongue so badly you can't eat for weeks sucks. Dealt with assholes like this in my life. Not a funny one. I liked every other post other than this one.
ZeroHargreaves057 4 years ago
It's called dark humor, dipshit. You don't have to like it. It's meant to be sadistic.
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#29
Cursed_battle
Emilycookie 4 years ago
why is everybody downvoting comments with any sympathy for the girl scout?! we are talking about a child getting punched here!
Emilycookie 4 years ago
wow. i am really glad that girl wasn't in my troop and feel sorry for her. i am very lucky not to have encountered any people who are real karens over cookies, and i really hope it stays that way.
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago
Is everyone a grammar nazi now? Just let it be if you can read it it's fine
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Pansexual snek 4 years ago
wAnNa BuY tHiN mInTs?! WeLl I dOnT gOt NoNe- *IS PUNCHED*
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#30
Cursed_brother
N G 4 years ago
I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
Parmeisan 4 years ago
At work I have a keyboard with no letters on it. I love it, but every so often a co-worker needs to use my keyboard to enter their password. We're all programmers so I expect most of them are generally decent typists, but apparently entering something like "8-!D[tB&^A" without the letters is actually pretty hard...
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Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
I did this to my mom like 20 years ago. I thought it would throw her off because she wasn't very computer literate, but she didn't even notice because she could touch type from her typewriting secretary days. I, on the other hand, could not use the computer till I fixed the keyboard.
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago
Well no because it's just the top not the buttons themself so it would type normally and also I assume this was on his phone because of the picture
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Seabeast 4 years ago
Switch his to a Dvorak keyboard in retaliation. https://www.dvorak-keyboard.com
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
No, switch his to a stenography keyboard and remove all evidence of the chords.
Load More Replies... Murray Kitson 4 years ago
i learned to touch type a long ass time ago... doubt i would even notice until i am copying something from a sheet i am holding in one hand and one hand typing
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago
i do that at work so no one touches my workspace with their germy fingers......
#31
Cursed_banana
Leah Pheonix 4 years ago
IM ON THE BUS TO SCHOOL AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CHOKED LMAOOOO
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
I am split between finding this the funniest thing I read in 2021 so far and feeling infinite sympathy for you. Let me guess, you now work someplace else...
#32
Cursed Zodiac Sign
Nubis Knight 4 years ago
Just do the same but don't only use standard zodiac signs, also aim for your chinese birthsign etc. You'd have an excuse for every shitty behaviour and beat them on their own game like in "my Mordorian zodiac is the big eye so I'm can't help but starring rudely..." @_@
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Or for Chinese zodiac. "Sorry, I was born in the year of the monkey, so I can't help throwing my own s**t everywhere."
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#33
Cursed_lungs
#34
Cursed_emojis
#35
Cursed_build-A-Bear
Geneva Singleton 4 years ago
I hate to say this, but this is a very popular headcanon in the Transformers fandom.
#36
Cursed Weight Loss
#37
Cursed Shoelaces
#38
Cursed_readiness
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Well you're not staying up late, you're staying up early.
Load More Replies... Dynein 4 years ago
Well, the set of people going to bed late includes people who work too much and people with insomnia - i.e., people who get less sleep than they should. If you split up "people who go to bed late because that's their preferred schedule" and "people who go to bed late despite being tired", I'm sure you'd find out that the problem is with not getting enough sleep, not with going to bed late...
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
If I stay up late in order to shorten my lifespan, is it considered suicide? I want to die, but the pope said suicide is a sin, so I'm f****d.
Joybug 3 years ago
Good question. Is it considered suicide to stay up late to shorten your life span? I think no.
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Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago
i just realized that it's funny because he posted it at 12:04 am. jeez.
#39
Cursed_jesus
blugeagua 4 years ago
It's because of WHERE he was from. Jerusalem (especially at that time) had no white people. And they ethnically looked like their forensic picture.
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#40
Cursed_sermon
#41
Cursed Disabled Man
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!
#42
Cursed_throw
#43
Cursed_alabama
Allycat130! 4 years ago (edited)
whyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyy whyyyyyy whyyyyy whyyyy whyyy whyy why
Janus Sanders 4 years ago
since incest is technically not illegal in Alabama (i think), there's lots of jokes on the internet about the two of those things being connected. hope this helps :)
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Cursed Tongue
#45
Cursed_equality
Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
Bisexual people livers sell for about £200,000
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#46
Cursed Insulin Substitute
Sky Render 4 years ago
You may laugh now, but when the pilot suffers from acute ketoacidosis mid-flight and plows the gunship into the ground, diabetes will get the last laugh.
Load More Replies... Anna Banana 4 years ago
Please check your facts before you spread fake news: 'The National Association of Community Health Centers said in its own statement that "overall prices of insulin and Epipens across the country are not affected by the Trump Administration regulation or the recent action by the Biden Administration."'
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Cursed_magnesium
#48
Cursed_snack
Nubis Knight 4 years ago
Uhm... burn it! I think it's a hyalomma tick and those buggers not just wait till you walk by but actively hunt their prey (you) over hundreds of meters...
#49
Cursed_valentine's Day
#50
Cursed_shiny
Sarah Simons 4 years ago
You can also increase the odds of a shiny hatching from an egg if the egg was made with two pokemon from different versions of the game (like, a Japanese Pikachu from a Japanese version of the game and a Spanish Pikachu from the Spanish version of the game).
Load More Replies... Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago (edited)
Lmao the first image is what I thought until I was like ten. I kinda prefer it to the alternative tho ;-;
#51
Cursed_thanks
#52
Cursed_choice
#53
Cursed Love
Kira Okah 4 years ago
They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.
Yort 4 years ago (edited)
They also deliberately never clarified how old Phineas and Ferb were when they were younger.
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#54
Cursed_rides
#55
Cursed_autobots
Optimus Primal 4 years ago
This is really ruining my favorite franchise...
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What do you think ?
Half-Jewish-Doggo 4 years ago
what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
Chillace 4 years ago
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
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Watching 4 years ago
I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Never Stop Twinkling™ 4 years ago
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
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Tracy Costa 4 years ago
Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Sarah 4 years ago
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
Adam Rindegård 4 years ago
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies... Half-Jewish-Doggo 4 years ago
what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
Chillace 4 years ago
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies... Watching 4 years ago
I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Never Stop Twinkling™ 4 years ago
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies... Tracy Costa 4 years ago
Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Sarah 4 years ago
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
Adam Rindegård 4 years ago
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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