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You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.

#1

A Very Important Point

A Very Important Point

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Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same goes for wearing a cup too then, right?

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    #2

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German, I can fully back this!

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    #3

    "Educate Your Self"

    "Educate Your Self"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the ones in the back. Not that they listen to sense.

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    #4

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being transgender have to do with trust. Makes no sense to me.

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    #5

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.

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    #6

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D

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    #7

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

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    #8

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like for some people the concept of consent is a pretty hard one to grasp...

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    #9

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self control is not a concept understood by the WCCM above

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    #10

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

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    #11

    Bye Bye Trash!!

    Bye Bye Trash!!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂

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    #12

    Waddaya Say, Then?

    Waddaya Say, Then?

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    #13

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask again...why would they give us FREE microchips with our vaccinations? If they wanted to microchip us you'd better believe they're going to make us pay for it too.

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    #14

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Tomi still have a job? I feel like I could write a bloody book about the moronic things I've seen from her on this website alone...Did she just never learn how to think...or at the very least google...before she speaks/posts?

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    #15

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.

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    #16

    America, F**k Yeah!

    America, F**k Yeah!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.

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    #17

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of context, I think the reply was justified. As someone who can't have kids, I am sick to the back teeth of people asking me when and why we don't have kids. Mind your own business.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I just turned 40 and wife is 37 and we never wanted kids but she is still asked about a lot more than I am, we have our dogs and cats we volunteer at rescue shelters, have disposable income and choice to sleep in whenever we want, don't worry about what we're doing.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ve been called a very selfish person for saying that I see huge responsibility in parenting.

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, is it because you are a woman and are expected to want babies. How dare you even give a second thought to that! And don't you even speak the truth - that yoir children are a responsibility to you until you die. The sarcasm is there built from 20 years of having people ask me why I dont have kids

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 on the list of stupidest things ever said to me: "How can you know you don't want kids if you don't try it?" My response was, "Chr!st - we're not talking about shoes! It's not like I can take it back if it turns out I don't "like" it." Mind you - that was said by a man married to a stay-at-home mom who was happy being a 1950's housewife making sure he never had to do anything with his kids at all. Hey - it works for them - great. :) Not for me, thanks.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly hate it when my classmates tell me I have to have a baby if I want to be married when I grow up! I have the right to do whatever I want in my life.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see someone who is going to potentially kill me to give it life, never let me sleep, have me elbow deep in diapers, treat me like an ATM and a taxi while constantly complaining about how I ruined their life. No thanks.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Imagine putting your own life at risk for such stress.

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, i would much rather NOT contribute to the world's overpopulation.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years back, one of my in-laws kept nagging me to have children. The day she raised her voice about it was the the day I snapped, "I don't think the human race will die out if I don't contribute!" She shut up after that.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had 7 children of which I was the second. She raised us until we were toddlers then systematically got rid of us. Two of us were adopted by grandparents, one was shaken but survived and wss adopted, two we can't locate and the last two she dropped off at an orphanage in their preteens. I met her before she died and she spoke & acted as if I was 2-- the age at which she abandoned me.

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you and your siblings went through that. Your mother had no business having kids especially 7! I know that's your mother so please forgive me if I offend you in any way but I see this a lot. After the first kid or at least the second I don't understand how people don't realize what they got into and why they just keep popping out more if they cannot or don't want to take care of them!

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    Mimi777
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so much s**t for only have one kid and not wanting another “but they’re so cute how can u not want another!?” Because raising a child is hard as hell and I do NOT want to live through pregnancy, giving birth, or the many months of no sleep and the newborn stage.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this question was rhetorical, but the responder was right. People shouldn't have babies for the sake of it OR pressure others to do the same. Parenting is a HUGE responsibility.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just like to highlight that babies are cute BECAUSE there's a responsible adult that takes care of them, sometimes even at their own expense. (The poor abused children are cute too, sure, but in this instance, "cute" means happy, smiling, healthy and playful.)

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes ! Too many girls think they just pop out and are all around all the time adorable beings. No. I mean yes I do still think my kids are adorable even when they're being little buttheads because I love them. They're still adorable but how they're acting isn't at that time, but people have kids not realizing that your baby's going to cry for what it wants and needs and if you don't take care of them well, you don't get a smiley happy baby. Even well cared for kids are not happy all the time, s**t nobody is happy ALL the time. I just get so frustrated when people have babies to treat them like dolls then realize they're nothing like a doll baby and then become a s**t parent in turn raising a poorly adjusted child who will probably become another s**t adult!

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    Frankenfrog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same reason I don't want an open umbrella made of sharp knives shoved up my ass.

    elStiJneriNO
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    4 years ago

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    I wonder what you did to your mothers a**s as a kid

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    Kt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont want kids .... because i don't. I DON'T need a reason, I just don't want them. Not everyone does.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens look much cuter, yet there are a lot of people who don't want them. Each to their own, I suppose.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a single mom with two toddlers. It's hard! I didn't plan for them, but I'm choosing to raise them. I've always wanted kids one day, it was just sooner than I expected. Babies are adorable, but it is not for everyone. Having and raising a child (or more) is a choice. When I was a kid hearing of adults not liking children I was confused as to how come. Now that I have kids, I totally get it. I still love kids, but I don't judge if you don't like them. I get it now lol

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After babysitting during my teen years, I concluded didn't want children. I do like children, but they are a lifelong commitment. I'm sure your hard work will pay off. One woman told me it was tough being the bad guy and saying "no" to her teenager. She just lit up in sheer joy telling me he's now a fine adult and credits her steady hand for his success.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even like cleaning up my own poop, let alone a baby’s poop.

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I don't want to give up my life just so I can raise a child who will probably not even open up to me and will grow more and more distant as time goes on and I don't know if I'm responsible enough to keep it alive or anything

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why reasonable and responsible people without kids are judged harshly, and irresponsible people who neglect their many children are given a pass???

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    Aleksandra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one but i know i can't afford one! It's not a toy, it's not always cute, it's not returnable! So even if someone wants a child maybe they just know they should not have one now. Babies talks are always so weird, they alienate everyone basicaly

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Aleksandra that's what makes you a responsible person! Too many people don't think about those things and the babies are the ones who suffer just because people want them but don't understand what it actually takes to care for another human being.

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    Mumchkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as in my case, you wanted kids but can't have them, and having stuff like this thrown in your face is heart breaking.

    Justin Seagull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking responsibility of another living being need so much time, effort and financial stability. Even if someone is fully capable and well suited, if they don't want to, it's their choice.

    Lady Artemis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are ya going to do when it's a teenager and not so cute anymore, huh?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago

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    Teens are much cuter than gross babies though.

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    Emma Love
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a parent is hard. And you never know how your child will come into the world, like with a sickness, or not. Some people in this world are great parents and unfortunately we see plenty on the news and the internet that are NOT. They clearly don't want or need kids but keep popping them out like they are handing out gum. Babies are not trophies. Babies don't make a person stay in your life. Babies don't just disappear aftet they turn 18. They aren't all bad, and they aren't all good, just like life, everything has it's upside and downs. Just think before you go dragging a baby or two in this very unforgiving world.

    Nora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but notice, it's often those who can't afford it, who have a lot of kids, and those who can, choose not to. I'm not shaming or blaming, but I do feel sorry for all those kids of parents, who had them without having the resources to raise them.

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having babies just because they are cute without actually being able to be a good parent is a problem, but there is nothing wrong with liking babies, finding them cute, or wanting to be a parent if you are in a good position to do so.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not overly fond of infants because they're not very interactive. I've discovered it's actually handy at times - I give attention to their older siblings while everyone coos over a boring baby. I have fun, the older kid gets attention, the parents are grateful. And I don't have to hold a baby.

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    I am not an addict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way in hell I'm passing on my messed up dna.

    Mart Sermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and dont forget that you need to be rich to afford a kid

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, I dont actually think they ARE cute. never wanted one. some people don't want pets. I find that odd, but we all want different things in life.

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children and animals are not things, why so many people think they are?

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    Erica Cochrane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this a while back and I totally agree. I've never wanted kids. Don't even find them adorable. I don't have the patience or enough of my own health. I'd be a very angry, sad and depressed mother. Why would I do that to myself to keep others happy.

    Debby Hartinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. If you want children, you should have them. If you don't, then don't. Why can't we allow people to be who they are instead of trying to push them into the way we are?

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debby, it's not always a good idea to allow people to be who they want to be, or to do everything what they want to do.

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    BeanCake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh- I don't like babies- puppy? Cute! Kitten? Absolutely adorable. But babies?? Ew. The world is overpopulated enough. If you want to have kids, fine, but there are so many who need adoptive families, or animals who's lives you can save.

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I'm asked why I don't have kids, I just ask back to explain me why I should have one. Generally, they can't find a valid answer. Oh, I've been told "that's what we're supposed to do" and I ask "who decided?", I've been given the "they're cute" argument and I usually reply I don't need the responsibilities just for a few years of cuteness, plus I have my wife for that, she's cute. And if I feel the need for more, I'd get a dog. Eliminate those two arguments and they don't have any answers.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they aren’t even cute to all of us. Some people see babies like cute kittens or puppies. Not everyone though. I think they’re ugly AF like blobfish or something. I can’t even think of an ugly animal lol. Babies are usually ugly, not like those two pics. Plus even the babies in those pics make gross sounds, smells and faces. Ew ew ew.

    elStiJneriNO
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    4 years ago

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    Not all people think kittens are cute. So the term cute like kittens can mean different things

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    I'm lay sheep in China
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This-this is what I mean when I say I don't want kid even if I'm married for year's and years, unless I wanted to have; unless I'm ready mentally-physically and financially I want to upvote this thousand times. Here lot of people have kids bcuz they're adorable or some sort of point for their Relations issue

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People want to have children because of the natural instinct to reproduce, humans are like any other creature, even if they should know better, human overpopulation and oversonsumption are destroying our planet.

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    TrashPandaSociety
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, my body, my uterus and my choice. Babies aren't cute. Kid's aren't cute. They're hard work and super expensive. It's a huge responsibility and if you don't want to push one out of your vagina, that's your right. If you do, that's also your right. No one elses.

    Layla Summers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand how people *could* want one of those. I can't stand children, didn't even like kids when I was a kid (yes, including myself) and to this day I can't stand children. I'm not gonna punt a toddler or anything, but I'm sure as hell going to do everything I can to avoid interactions with children.

    neonn_pieee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is my favorite one! I wholeheartedly agree with this. Baby's are not cute little things and it's so annoying how people always expect that just because you're a female you're supposed to love and want babies. I would like to maybe one day but right now I do not like babies and don't find them cute in any way.

    Loretta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I don't even get a cat just because it's cute, it's another life I am fully responsible for. And then people do this to their own kids...

    Nicole Cabrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've obviously never seen an ugly baby. JUUUUUST KIDDING, BP~~!!!! Really tho, kids are not photo ops. We are in our 40's and consciously decided to not have children for a number of reason. Sure we'd love to see a "mini me or him", have snuggles, but that passes. You know what doesn't get old? Financial independence and the love of our 20+ nieces and nephews. :)

    Christine Temple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every little girl does not want to grow up and be a mommy. If you don't want an abortion, get a vasectomy.

    Izzy_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think someone should have a baby only because they're cute....please don't reproduce

    luvdemhogs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a father of 3 and having the first one via accident when I was 19, I was on the exact same page as this person. I've now come to realize it was the most wonderful thing that ever happened to me. True, I lost some of those things that that person thought was important and they are, what I gained is immeasurably better.

    fRozen_lava
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the reply is in general view of having a child. Not just siding to any unseen context or anything specific. it's an on point answer.

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppies and kittens can't survive on their own. Also, I decided when I was 14 that I didn't want children, and never regretted it.

    Evelyn Houston
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with the responsibility part, but really have not met the parent interested in only the 'cute' part.

    Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh if there is no more babies, then there is no more humans

    David Muench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until they're in their teens, because THAT'S fun.

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people who make them don’t want them once they realize the immense life long response raising a child is. They create lives but do nothing to foster them. They end up neglecting and abusing them. Most people should be sterilized and not allowed near innocent children or animals even.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell it. Tell it especially to the Quiverfulls who are churning out baby after baby to take dominion over the world. No, really. Google them.

    *Sam*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we basically saying...if the baby happens to be born cute...it’s the baby’s fault?

    *Sam*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically they’re saying it’s the baby’s fault if they happen to be born cute?

    Elisabeth Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the second image one of those reborn dolls?

    Sol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s EXACTLY what I thought; I didn’t understand why people were freaking out over dolls. Some people can’t have children and want/need the realistic dolls. This was a lot deeper.... Would you have wanted one when you were younger or did you have dolls like Cabbage Patch kids?

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    Flore Van Dorpe
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    4 years ago

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    If there is one thing I dislike more than being spammed by 'cute' baby pictures, it's people whining about the crippling responsability of raising a kid. "I have such mental problems (got them from my parents, as usual) and the world woild fail if I would ever reproduce." Get over yourself.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest whiners about how hard it is are loser parents like yourself, not the childfree.

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    Kookie
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    4 years ago

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    Plus there ugly

    Tabby_Sohee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...how babies LOOK shouldn’t matter. See, if you’re depending your opinion on whether or not to have a baby on whether they’re cute or ugly, that’s also not a very intelligent thing to do.

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    4 years ago

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    I would like to turn this over and highlight how dystopic it actually is, that saying "babies are cute" results into long condescending rant ending in accusations for ruining the children and the world we live in. Jesus christ the babies are cute, that's how we are programmed to think to take better care of them. If you see a baby and feel just hatred and anxiety, then THAT'S a signal for better not getting into the business.

    Luiza NP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't say that babies are cute, they said they didn't understand why anyone wouldn't want to have a baby.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago

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    Geez, if you put it like that lol.

    Julianne_thecatlover555
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    4 years ago

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    Pffffffft B*tch please. Yes, they are a huge responsibility, but they are also the future of this world.

    frederic eeckman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when the earth will be overcrowded, they'll be so happy about the bright future it brought them.

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    Damon Tripodi
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    4 years ago

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    Not wanting one is different than killing it

    Steve Ramaekers
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    4 years ago

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    Regardless of your choice to be a parent or not, why all the bashing of babies. So sad. You don’t wanna be bashed as grown ups. Why are you speaking such evil of beautiful young life. Respect it whether or not you choose to contribute to it.

    Rick
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    4 years ago

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    I hate sanctimonious replies like this one especially when there’s no previous context. Ok, it might not be the smartest thing to say but if the original story was “babies left abandoned in back yard for days and almost died until a passer by heard their cries” then it doesn’t seem so bad.

    Hermien Scholten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    previous context? here's your previous context. Stop expecting everyone to have babies, and stop asking them why. I hate sanctimonious questions about why people don't want kids. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy

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    #21

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?

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    #22

    God Is A White Man

    God Is A White Man

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?

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    #23

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

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    #24

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....

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    #25

    So Cold It Burns

    So Cold It Burns

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    #26

    Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)

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    #27

    There's No Vaccination For That

    There's No Vaccination For That

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is that her children have to suffer for her to be proven an idiot.

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    #28

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

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    #29

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind

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    #30

    Something About Bootstraps

    Something About Bootstraps

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    #31

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

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    #32

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

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    #33

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

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    labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.

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    #34

    And This Is The Truth

    And This Is The Truth

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    #35

    That'll Show Them!

    That'll Show Them!

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    #36

    No Second Chances For Her!

    No Second Chances For Her!

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    #37

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is number 1 in education in America

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    #38

    Why Even Publish This Story?

    Why Even Publish This Story?

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    #39

    Nice Try

    Nice Try

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    #40

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa: “Sorry, I don’t know that one”.

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    #41

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

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    #42

    That’s A Lotta Damage

    That’s A Lotta Damage

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is so delicious it’s just GOT to be fattening.

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    #43

    Inconvenient At Worst

    Inconvenient At Worst

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    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus

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    #44

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo want t know if the father ever answered

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    #45

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*

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    #46

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    #47

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

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    #48

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    #49

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

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    #50

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

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    #51

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)

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    #52

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.

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    #53

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

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    #54

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

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    #55

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    He's got a point, words aren't oppressive. It's how those words are used that's oppressive. We shouldn't be offended by the word itself, we should be offended by the fact that the person used the word.

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    #56

    Amazing Observation

    Amazing Observation

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Ben Shapiro. Another lying asshole stoking the outrage machine, always and every day.

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    #57

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.

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    #58

    They Have To, It's The Law

    They Have To, It's The Law

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.

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    #59

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One rule for me, another for thee." The mantra of the modern Republican Party. Runner-up: "I will only care about something if it affects me personally."

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    #60

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

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    #61

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.

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    #62

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, employees! An Apple™ a day keeps the suicide nets away!

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    #63

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor baby! Well that certainly excuses mass murder.

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    #64

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orbit??! But, but that implies spherical! Stop talking madness you crazy dude

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    #65

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! Not a bad idea at all! A logic test, of which they clearly lack!

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    #66

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

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    #67

    Brandy Is Not Having It

    Brandy Is Not Having It

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Brandy the drink, Brandy the singer and now Brandy the sassy store owner

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    #68

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson is a danger to America and should be in prison.

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    #69

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.

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    #70

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is wearing full tactical gear. She is a domestic terrorist.

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    #71

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how when someone actually has enough food to get them through the day they might be more motivated to find a job and better themselves. Crazy how having enough money to pay for childcare actually allowed more people to seek work. Truly a mystery how this happened.

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    #72

    I Can't Make Titles

    I Can't Make Titles

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lack of funds is the reason why ESA has to help NASA out for the next moon landing mission (Artemis).

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    #73

    It's That Simple

    It's That Simple

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher would NOT allow us to refer to the book using the numerals. In essays we had to write Nineteen Eighty Four (and underline it, since you couldn't do italics in handwriting). Style guide FTW!

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    #74

    Much Ado About Something

    Much Ado About Something

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus saved a literal prostitute's life.

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    #75

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how exactly is it anti-black?

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    #76

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glenn really needs to lighten up a bit in general

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