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You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.

#1

A Very Important Point

A Very Important Point

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same goes for wearing a cup too then, right?

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    #2

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German, I can fully back this!

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    #3

    "Educate Your Self"

    "Educate Your Self"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the ones in the back. Not that they listen to sense.

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    #4

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being transgender have to do with trust. Makes no sense to me.

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    #5

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.

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    #6

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D

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    #7

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

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    #8

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like for some people the concept of consent is a pretty hard one to grasp...

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    #9

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self control is not a concept understood by the WCCM above

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    #10

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

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    #11

    Bye Bye Trash!!

    Bye Bye Trash!!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂

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    #12

    Waddaya Say, Then?

    Waddaya Say, Then?

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    #13

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask again...why would they give us FREE microchips with our vaccinations? If they wanted to microchip us you'd better believe they're going to make us pay for it too.

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    #14

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Tomi still have a job? I feel like I could write a bloody book about the moronic things I've seen from her on this website alone...Did she just never learn how to think...or at the very least google...before she speaks/posts?

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    #15

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.

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    #16

    America, F**k Yeah!

    America, F**k Yeah!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.

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    #17

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of context, I think the reply was justified. As someone who can't have kids, I am sick to the back teeth of people asking me when and why we don't have kids. Mind your own business.

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    #18

    Girls Have Ankles Too

    Girls Have Ankles Too

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now do it every 30 minutes or so, day and night, for 5-7 days, while pretending you're just fine.

    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have in fact rolled my ankle like this and yes, my period cramps are worse

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Yes. 2. Yes, my period hurt worse. B/c, unlike the ankle, it comes back every friggin' month. The ankle just healed.

    Megzymonsta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine rolling both ankles like that whilst experiencing period pain. I also had a throat infection so literally had head to toe pain

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupid is strong with this one.

    Sol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment made water propel out of my mouth & scare my Rottie. Brilliant .😂

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have rolled my ankle. Yes it hurt. I have also endometriosis which means if I menstruate, I literally bleed internally, between my organs. And yes it hurts more.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry. Endo sucks really bad. Healthy people will never understand how deeply chronic illneses can ruin your life. Not only for the intensity of the pain (my endo pain has been the highest I evet experienced and I had several painful accidents) but also for the duration (my endo pain is most of the time moderate (6-7/10) but it is there 24/7 which can be maddening).

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    Linda Bellofatto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this guy rolls his ankle every month?

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all day and night for five straight days in a row? I think he needs to see an orthopedic surgeon, becuse that is one messed up ankle.

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    Des
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i roll my ankles sooo frickin much 😑

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ankles hate me. I can wear flat shoes with good support but noooo. And then you walk around with cramps and you're not concentrating and the ankles are like "Aah, an opportunity =)"

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    Samantha Hurrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have rolled my ankle like this and believe me I'd rather do it again than have period pain.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah I can't stop imagining how we would galumph around with no ankles 😂

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter, whom will have periods when she is older, has ankles that roll like that every time she walks without her prescription shoes. I just don't get guys who try to act like women are either making up the pain or making it seem worse than it is. Do YOU have them? No? Okay then, please don't tell me how much they don't hurt and I won't tell you how much it doesn't hurt to get kicked in the balls.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the person posting this not even hesitate slightly and think 'perhaps some girls *have* rolled their ankles over?'

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a girl and beside the period pains I managed to roll both my ankles like this in a span of two days... while hopping down the stairs with my good leg after a rolled ankle on the other leg, so I ended up with two sprained ankles. Still think period cramps are worse and not only cause they come with periodic time schedule...

    Nerdy Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and cramps are worse. Imagine someone stabbing you and twisting the knife around while you can't move and you are bleeding down there. Then imagine this happening every day. That is what it feels like.

    poisonous fart frog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever done that for 8 days a week once a month and bleed at the same time

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine rolling your ankle while having terrible period cramps ugh

    Erik Granqvist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls don't have ankles? Then, when do girls devlope ankles in their way to womanhood? Because I am absolute positive my wife has them.

    Lucia ZG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve rolled my ankle like that and I’m a girl. 😒🙄😒

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And women wear heels, often designed by men, and dance backwards.

    Julianne_thecatlover555
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls. Have. Ankles. my mom broke hers once, the same one she sprained twice in her life.

    Sharrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did. And indeed, it hurt more than period, and I couldn't walk for a day. That having said, I do not have the tendency to injure my ankle every month and my period pains are, thankfully, mild.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But its not the case for all periods. I have broken several bones and still hurted less than my bad endo periods.

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    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have and still could work. But period pain has put me on sickleave at times.

    Jarod Giaquinto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a condition where my right ankle cannot be sprained or twisted into agonizing pain.

    Nkotanyi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a genuine question, Can someone explain to me how you can be walking peacefully and then all of a sudden this happens??? I just don't understand

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder too but it happens to me all the time. Not necessarily rolling the ankles but triping or walking as if drunk xD

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rolling my ankle like that doesnt hurt, only hurts if i fall over because of it

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my ankle in 3 places in a skateboarding accident, the white-hot pain made me pass out, never thought to compare that to period pains you know.

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, actually, we don't even have legs. we're just legless-beings, with *by the way* no legs.

    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the ankle pain was only really bad for a few hours and painfull when moved and never again after healing. Freaking period is cramps so bad it almost makes me cry and a sore lower back every damn month

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't have ankles? so my wife lied to me when she fractured her ankles 3 years ago?

    cool sun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how bad you twist your ankle. Like the picture, doesn't hurt that much, i had worse period pain. But i did twist my ankle so bad i couldn't breathe, speak or scream, but i was in tears for couple minutes. PS: i am a woman, had really bad cramps and twisted my ankle really bad. Very bad. And broke my butt, which hurt as bad as the twisted ankle.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also deoends on the period. I have broken several bones, had surgery and feel down stairs against a wall and out of a golfcar against concrete. Nothing has ever been as painful as my bad periods.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rolled my ankle so many times growing up my foot sticks out when I walk, but yeah no ankles so it must have been my period

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm probably s bit dense, but can someone explain her response? I don't get it.

    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first post makes it sound like girls never roll their ankle so they can't say period pains are bad. So then the girl is like "yeah we know how it feels, girls have ankles too"

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    AJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broke my ankle in a car crash, needed an operation and 3 nights in hospital, period pain is still worse pain I've experienced. Glad I got effective pain medication finally at the age of 30 or 31.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you take? I have tried it so many things and nothing helps :( The only thing that helps a bit is tramadol but at such a high dose that the side effects dont compensate the pain relief.

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    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B*tch please! We roll our ankles more often than dudes thanks to "MaNdAToRy hEeLs" with worse consequences than a sprain ! Sisters in the comments! How many of you broke theirs walking in heels 👠?

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i just did that about a month ago, it still wasn't as bad as some period cramps i've had

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of this statement is that since the creation of high heel shoes, the vast majority of twisted or even broken ankles are women. And I can prove it with the number of x-rays I've performed in 5he last 28 years as a ARRT certified Radiology technologist.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - twice - and I'd rather do it again than have my f*****g uterus back because the uterus caused soooooo much more pain.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, I don't know, were known to wear high heels.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because rolling an ankle ONE time is equivocal to having to BLEED FROM YOUR VAGINA EVERY MONTH for 30+ years. You f*****g ball sack.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if I did it every month for 5 days at a time I'd agree, but I doubt it.

    Noelle (he/fae/xe)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never hurts when I do that, all I know is that right now I'm in bed with a heating pad on my stomach, feeling like I'm wearing diaper, and looking at this website for consolation.

    Janet Knox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he do that five days a month, every month?

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a matter of fact, I have rolled my ankle like that. More than once. And I've fractured bones and gone through labor for 68 freaking hours. What's your point?

    ms Cabins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I'm standing on my feet when standing still for a longer period of time (e.g doing the dishes). I don't feel a thing. Double-jointed with ADHD, what can I say 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

    Julianne_thecatlover555
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall are big babies. I have done that plenty of times and no pain.

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh I have a problem that if I run real quick my ankle twist and I’m hurting for a hour. Oh wait according to this guy I “ don’t have ankle”

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know because these two types of pain are comparable.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a condition that makes my periods SUPER painful but I think rolling your ankle is right up there with that pain. I’d much rather have my cystic periods than roll my ankle. But at least usually the pain from rolling your ankle subsides kinda fast.

    Bacony Cakes
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    Ankle Assassination hurts an imperial sh*t-ton.

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    #20

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy

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    #21

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?

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    #22

    God Is A White Man

    God Is A White Man

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?

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    #23

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

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    #24

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....

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    #25

    So Cold It Burns

    So Cold It Burns

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    #26

    Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)

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    #27

    There's No Vaccination For That

    There's No Vaccination For That

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is that her children have to suffer for her to be proven an idiot.

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    #28

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

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    #29

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind

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    #30

    Something About Bootstraps

    Something About Bootstraps

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    #31

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

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    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

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    #33

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

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    labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.

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    #34

    And This Is The Truth

    And This Is The Truth

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    #35

    That'll Show Them!

    That'll Show Them!

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    #36

    No Second Chances For Her!

    No Second Chances For Her!

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    #37

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is number 1 in education in America

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    #38

    Why Even Publish This Story?

    Why Even Publish This Story?

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    #39

    Nice Try

    Nice Try

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    #40

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa: “Sorry, I don’t know that one”.

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    #41

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

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    #42

    That’s A Lotta Damage

    That’s A Lotta Damage

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is so delicious it’s just GOT to be fattening.

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    #43

    Inconvenient At Worst

    Inconvenient At Worst

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    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus

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    #44

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo want t know if the father ever answered

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    #45

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*

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    #46

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    #47

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

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    #48

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    #49

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

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    #50

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

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    #51

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)

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    #52

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.

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    #53

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

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    #54

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

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    #55

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

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    He's got a point, words aren't oppressive. It's how those words are used that's oppressive. We shouldn't be offended by the word itself, we should be offended by the fact that the person used the word.

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    #56

    Amazing Observation

    Amazing Observation

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Ben Shapiro. Another lying asshole stoking the outrage machine, always and every day.

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    #57

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.

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    #58

    They Have To, It's The Law

    They Have To, It's The Law

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.

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    #59

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One rule for me, another for thee." The mantra of the modern Republican Party. Runner-up: "I will only care about something if it affects me personally."

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    #60

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

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    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.

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    #62

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, employees! An Apple™ a day keeps the suicide nets away!

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    #63

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor baby! Well that certainly excuses mass murder.

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    #64

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orbit??! But, but that implies spherical! Stop talking madness you crazy dude

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    #65

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! Not a bad idea at all! A logic test, of which they clearly lack!

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    #66

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

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    #67

    Brandy Is Not Having It

    Brandy Is Not Having It

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Brandy the drink, Brandy the singer and now Brandy the sassy store owner

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    #68

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson is a danger to America and should be in prison.

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    #69

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.

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    #70

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is wearing full tactical gear. She is a domestic terrorist.

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    #71

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how when someone actually has enough food to get them through the day they might be more motivated to find a job and better themselves. Crazy how having enough money to pay for childcare actually allowed more people to seek work. Truly a mystery how this happened.

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    #72

    I Can't Make Titles

    I Can't Make Titles

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lack of funds is the reason why ESA has to help NASA out for the next moon landing mission (Artemis).

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    #73

    It's That Simple

    It's That Simple

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher would NOT allow us to refer to the book using the numerals. In essays we had to write Nineteen Eighty Four (and underline it, since you couldn't do italics in handwriting). Style guide FTW!

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    #74

    Much Ado About Something

    Much Ado About Something

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus saved a literal prostitute's life.

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    #75

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how exactly is it anti-black?

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    #76

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glenn really needs to lighten up a bit in general

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