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You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.

#1

A Very Important Point

A Very Important Point

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same goes for wearing a cup too then, right?

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    #2

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German, I can fully back this!

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    #3

    "Educate Your Self"

    "Educate Your Self"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the ones in the back. Not that they listen to sense.

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    #4

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being transgender have to do with trust. Makes no sense to me.

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    #5

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.

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    #6

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D

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    #7

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

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    #8

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like for some people the concept of consent is a pretty hard one to grasp...

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    #9

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self control is not a concept understood by the WCCM above

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    #10

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

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    #11

    Bye Bye Trash!!

    Bye Bye Trash!!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂

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    #12

    Waddaya Say, Then?

    Waddaya Say, Then?

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    #13

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask again...why would they give us FREE microchips with our vaccinations? If they wanted to microchip us you'd better believe they're going to make us pay for it too.

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    #14

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Tomi still have a job? I feel like I could write a bloody book about the moronic things I've seen from her on this website alone...Did she just never learn how to think...or at the very least google...before she speaks/posts?

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    #15

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.

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    #16

    America, F**k Yeah!

    America, F**k Yeah!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.

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    #17

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of context, I think the reply was justified. As someone who can't have kids, I am sick to the back teeth of people asking me when and why we don't have kids. Mind your own business.

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    #20

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy

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    #21

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?

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    #22

    God Is A White Man

    God Is A White Man

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?

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    #23

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

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    #24

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....

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    #25

    So Cold It Burns

    So Cold It Burns

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    #26

    Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)

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    #27

    There's No Vaccination For That

    There's No Vaccination For That

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is that her children have to suffer for her to be proven an idiot.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not vaccinating your kids should be co sidered child abuse. They are risking their lives out of stupidity. Thise kids should be taken to better families that would protect them from harm.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not a parent, but I assume pretending you know it all when your children are only 8 months old is a bit presumptuous.

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think commenting on something you know nothing about is extremely pretentious.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you know vaccines work. Because most other people are in fact vaccinated and therefore haven't exposed your kids.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people would learn that reading your also nutjob antivaxx's lies on facebook does not count as "scientific research"

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    Jill Bussey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when her poor babies die of measles, whooping cough, polio, or mumps, what will be her excuse then? Or worse, one becomes ill and dies, leaving the other baby handicapped for the rest of its life?

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well my father in law didn’t believe in vaccinations for his kids either. Result: scarlet fever for one leading to kidney failure ,a kidney transplant and a lifetime of suppressing his immune system and other side effects ie skin cancer and heart problems from the drugs he has to take to stay alive. My husband. He did vaccinate his cattle though.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot respect a country in which parents can let their children die in the name of "liberty" because they only believe in prayer, crystals, omepathy or other sorts of bullshit.

    soni w
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    4 years ago

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    Parents support thier kids joining the armed forces for "liberty", they even still praise the military when thier kids come home in a box. Americans fuckn loovve Liberty. So you'll support an idea of liberty that kills for sport and money, but not for parents who'll decide what they think is best for thier kids. Yeah right. Fuckn Americans and thier twisted logic

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    Gemmila Cadd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the second person's Aang pfp

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me this when/if they are 18 months and been to daycare everyday for 5 days a week. 8 years and been to public school for yrs 5 days a week, 18 years old graduating from high school and working a job for 2 years AND Never vaccinated, never sick. 8 months is nothing. I have 4 children, all over the age of 30. All vaccinated, all alive and well.

    Kristina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soni....how old was your daughter when she received the Gardasil vaccine? She's in her early 30's now, vaccine was FDA approved in 2014.....

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia it was approved in 2006 and rolled out a year later. She was 17 now almost 32. Her reaction to it took less than an hour. Within 3 she was on life support. 7 months in hospital. Up to 200 siezures per day. Everyday. 15 years later. Every. Damn. Day. Alot of people here on this thread wished death for my kids, without actually knowing how close she comes everyday. Because I did the "right thing". And now I speak out about it and I'm sick of it. Sick of the bullshit that everyone assumes I'm a conspiracy nut, sick of being called a liar because it doesn't fit in with someone elses uneducated rhetoric. Like you, not knowing that it was available before 2014, assuming that I'm full of s**t instead if checking it out FFS

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    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad her kids can't be inoculated against stupid

    Layla Summers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of these chemicals do you want in your body? These are all the chemicals in the flu vaccine. Ethanol Propyl Acetate 2-Methylpropyl acetate Propanol n-Butyl acetate 2-Methylpropanol 2-Methylbutyl acetate n-Butyl propanoate n-Butanol n-Pentyl acetate 2-Methylbut-3-enyl acetate 2-Methylbutanol 3-Methylbut-3-enyl acetate 3-Methylbutanol 3-Methylbut-2-enyl acetate n-Pentanol n-Hexyl acetate E-Hex-3-enyl acetate Z-Hex-3-enyl acetate Hex-4-enyl acetate E-Hex-2-enyl acetate n-Hexanol Z-Hex-3-enol E-Hex-2-enol n-Hexyl-2-methylbutanoate n-Heptanol Camphor n-Octanol n-Oct-2-enol 1-Methoxy-4-(2 propenyl)-benzene

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 months on earth , how about when they’re 8 years if they make it that long. Vaccine kids are safer and healthier. She’s a selfish PieceOfShit using her babies to further her own weird agenda.

    Kelzbelz79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's scares and worries me to think there are millions of children out there who are growing up with stupid people like this for parents.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B to the U to the R to the N 🔥

    Josurf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 months...wow.... what a lifelong experience

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 8 months old her kids haven't been exposed to much either. Give it time.

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A central tenet of a free and democratic society is the freedom to make informed decisions about medical interventions that carry serious potential risks. This includes the right to be apprised of benefits and risks—and the ability to say no. The Nuremberg Code of ethics established the necessity of informed consent without “any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, over-reaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion.” Forcing the MMR vaccine, or any other vaccine, on those who are uninformed or who do not consent represents nothing less than medical tyranny.

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!! You got TWO babies to EIGHT month old, unvaccinated! You are a clever woman aren't you!' OR thank all you neighbours who gave their kids t he Whooping Cough, Diphtheria. Measles (etc) vaccines, and had them themseklves as infants!

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evelyn this article is a great read. Might give you a clearer perspective. Not a spam or conspiracy article, but it might broaden your mind on your comment https://childrenshealthdefense.org/news/vaccines/japan-leads-the-way-no-vaccine-mandates-and-no-mmr-vaccine-healthier-children/

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    Paige Garberding
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, she plans to never let them be around other kids? Oh, they'll get sick alright out in the world. Geez, too stupid to raise children.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such bad comparisons.

    Diane Knight
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    4 years ago

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    A doctor said to a parent that the Chinese government is happy to have the U.S. get weak by having more people succumb to diseases. Winners will those who have the strongest and the most population. I'd call it thinning the herd.

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    4 years ago

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    That's what bill gates said too! Thin the herd. And then he vaxxed a country with an illegal outdated deadly vaccine. Truth. Look it up. Look up what he gave them. Look up what it did 20 years ago and why it was banned across the world. Good ol' Bill!

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    #28

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

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    #29

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind

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    #30

    Something About Bootstraps

    Something About Bootstraps

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    #31

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

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    #32

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

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    #33

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

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    labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.

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    #34

    And This Is The Truth

    And This Is The Truth

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    #35

    That'll Show Them!

    That'll Show Them!

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    #36

    No Second Chances For Her!

    No Second Chances For Her!

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    #37

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is number 1 in education in America

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    #38

    Why Even Publish This Story?

    Why Even Publish This Story?

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    #39

    Nice Try

    Nice Try

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    #40

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa: “Sorry, I don’t know that one”.

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    #41

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

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    #42

    That’s A Lotta Damage

    That’s A Lotta Damage

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is so delicious it’s just GOT to be fattening.

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    #43

    Inconvenient At Worst

    Inconvenient At Worst

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    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus

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    #44

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo want t know if the father ever answered

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    #45

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*

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    #46

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    #47

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

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    #48

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    #49

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

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    #50

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

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    #51

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)

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    #52

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.

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    #53

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

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    #54

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

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    #55

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

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    He's got a point, words aren't oppressive. It's how those words are used that's oppressive. We shouldn't be offended by the word itself, we should be offended by the fact that the person used the word.

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    #56

    Amazing Observation

    Amazing Observation

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Ben Shapiro. Another lying asshole stoking the outrage machine, always and every day.

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    #57

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.

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    #58

    They Have To, It's The Law

    They Have To, It's The Law

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    Sista of the moon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.

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    #59

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One rule for me, another for thee." The mantra of the modern Republican Party. Runner-up: "I will only care about something if it affects me personally."

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    #60

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

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    #61

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.

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    #62

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, employees! An Apple™ a day keeps the suicide nets away!

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    #63

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor baby! Well that certainly excuses mass murder.

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    #64

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orbit??! But, but that implies spherical! Stop talking madness you crazy dude

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    #65

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! Not a bad idea at all! A logic test, of which they clearly lack!

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    #66

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

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    #67

    Brandy Is Not Having It

    Brandy Is Not Having It

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    Rick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Brandy the drink, Brandy the singer and now Brandy the sassy store owner

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    #68

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson is a danger to America and should be in prison.

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    #69

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.

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    #70

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is wearing full tactical gear. She is a domestic terrorist.

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    #71

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how when someone actually has enough food to get them through the day they might be more motivated to find a job and better themselves. Crazy how having enough money to pay for childcare actually allowed more people to seek work. Truly a mystery how this happened.

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    #72

    I Can't Make Titles

    I Can't Make Titles

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lack of funds is the reason why ESA has to help NASA out for the next moon landing mission (Artemis).

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    #73

    It's That Simple

    It's That Simple

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    KatHat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher would NOT allow us to refer to the book using the numerals. In essays we had to write Nineteen Eighty Four (and underline it, since you couldn't do italics in handwriting). Style guide FTW!

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    #74

    Much Ado About Something

    Much Ado About Something

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus saved a literal prostitute's life.

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    #75

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how exactly is it anti-black?

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    #76

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glenn really needs to lighten up a bit in general

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