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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

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Chihuahua Mama
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These old "marriage is prison" jokes have been done to death and were never really funny

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. Can we see some nice, wholesome marriage memes and jokes instead? The problem is that there are far too many "marriage is a prison" jokes as compared to "I actually enjoy being married" ones.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say you are a s****y husband to his mother without saying you are a s****y husband.

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John Harrison
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love how they type "son" and "Dad" so that people reading their fabricated meme can follow along.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a possibility. Allot of popular themes on marriage is that the mother or Father of the bride hates the son in law or only the mother of the groom hates her daughter in law, but it is never mentioned if the Father of the groom thinks less of the daughter in law.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Woe is me I'm a married man now. Now I've got to make terrible jokes about being miserable and having no sex life and how awful it is*........when statistics show that married men live longer, make more money, and have more fulfilled lives. Whereas married women, age quicker and die sooner. 🤔 MEN, IF YOURE SO MISERABLE BE MARRIED DONT GET MARRIED.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "I hate my wife" humor is getting old...just like the boomers making the jokes. Thank goodness people are starting to only get married now because they want to spend the rest of their lives with their partner, not just because of societal pressure

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I know the weddings tomorrow. That's why later you'll remember it as the last day you had as a single person, before you got married, and think of it as the happiest day of your life.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s your own damn fault if you didn’t learn how to choose an appropriate partner for life! Grow up and take responsibility for your actions and stop blaming marriage!

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Erick L.
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bunch of completely nuts revelers are coming for him and they will make him the center of the "party". His father seems to know that. :D

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess the future mother in law stuff will be tolerated as well? Good old boys club, but not as cringy as other implied comments.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the fact that the joke is so corny that makes it funny. If you're not reading this ironically in 2023 it's such a weird angle.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing the dad has an unhappy marriage or he knows something about the bride.

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Lesley Zed
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup! Marriage is highly overrated. Would never make that mistake again.

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Marriage... not so much a word but more like a sentence

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're going to make an "edgy" joke there's one simple rule - it has to actually be funny.

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A man after he gets married...... Goodbye mom goodbye Dad so long friends and free time goodbye to making my own choices goodbye to doing things in my own way see you f****** later money

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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